Science Stories: Loch Ness eDNA results, Poop Knives, and Skeleton Lovers

[@andrewfrancisco7325]

Welp, I guess this proves it, the loch Ness Monster is a non-DNA based alien organism.

[@Bonnierose9532]

How did you know it wasn't the aliens from Prometheus putting chemicals in the water to turn the frickin eels gay!

[@morgantherat]

And not scaly.

[@tomasvrabec1845]

It's an alien homosexual barn owl

[@ratbat1072]

@@tomasvrabec1845 that also uses frozen poop knives

[@al145]

But is its skeleton gay? We must know, for science.

[@Kimosabes2hot]

Dang. Trey found the poop knife.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Fancy .Fancington at least they haven’t found the piss cave

[@deffonotdio6751]

@@pajamapantsjack5874 or the cum glove

[@znightowlz6585]

Yobama or the vomit sock

[@QuarkGamingLLC]

z NightOwl z or the smegma shirt

[@sneakysnake7695]

Ladies and gentlemen.... the internet

[@ammitthedevourer7316]

Why call two skeletons buried next to each other “lovers” or a “couple” when you can use the far superior and more socially ambiguous “dynamic duo?”

[@thescrimble]

Good ring to it. Who were they? No one knows, only that they were epic

[@vardiganxpl1698]

The epic duo. Varsty and Moxxie, whenever they around, expect trouble. And they can make it double

[@SapphicFromSpace]

This comment gives off strong Tumblr energy

[@bibtebo]

This comment made me want to be a high school bully

[@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307]

Well they didnt use the same type of poop! Needs to be fatty seal meat to be a real study!

[@thecriticalcanadian]

"Men who seem gay but are not" *Shows JOJO's*

[@enochsadventures]

"we don't know" is one of the best scientific answers to an unknown.

[@a.lampman2165]

It's one rung below a testable hypothesis, and one above a reasonable theory. Definitely cannot be overstated how good an answer that is.

[@merlintym1928]

It's not an answer tho

[@sjuvanet]

yikes dude your username is so cringe

[@enochsadventures]

@@sjuvanet blame Obama.

[@SapphicFromSpace]

'ehh, we don't think so buuut, y'know how it is.'

[@dakotaraptor5918]

“We can identify ALMOST all species in an environment” Criptid enthusiasts: good enough for me

[@MAFDOMiNUS]

Nessie was actually a Basking Shark with a neck disorder.

[@nly]

'neck disorder'

[@particlegaming1534]

Nessie had nerd neck

[@mectrom]

And here I thought that Nessy was one of the rare Sea Girafs.

[@gaylordpantamime]

Jussie

[@jimmybond148]

No it was a neck disorder with a basking shark.

[@iksarguards]

“We live in an interesting time, my friends. There’s no more room for monsters. Say whatever you want about that. Poop knives.” Trey the Explainer

[@tostie3110]

No room for monsters anymore, exctinct since the invention of the poop knife. Scientists have just reinvented poop knives, beginning of an era I tell ya

[@jeffreyroot7346]

I've seen monsters alright. They were all humans though.

[@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305]

Space is conquered with this discovery Establishing humanity as the apex of the universe

[@ramarromarrone]

Hi Trey, Italian here. There's a transcription error in your translation from Italian to English at 10:12. Although it is true that some newspapers and websites presented the theory that they could have been lovers, the caption of the photo in the papers does not imply it. You see, in the caption it's written "inumati", which means "buried/inhumed", while in your google translate you wrote "innamorati", which means "Lovers". A more accurate translation of the caption would be: "Fig.1-Modena, Viale Ciro Menotti. The couple of inhumeds (it's a plural noun in the Italian phrase. I figured that translating it in "buried couple" would have given a more romantic note that to me seems as isn't implied)hand in hand at the time of discovery ". Hope this helps, keep up the good work man

[@rianantony]

"Wanna get burried together?" Bro, Dude, 2BC

[@Lukronius]

Is it possible the skeletons of the “lovers” were actually barn owl skeletons?!?

[@AuroraBorealis170]

oh no

[@KracklinDark]

Very possible

[@yeetman4953]

What?

[@rokukou]

the gabrielos ah, but you see, only barn owls can be gay. basking sharks are into baskets.

[@yeetman4953]

Is this some kind of meme?

[@DigGil3]

Ah yes, the basking barn eel. Easy to confuse...

[@tarajh]

"...basking barn eel." You win!

[@Lumberjack_king]

e.l wallace. El. Eel

[@WarriorWildhead1337]

Imagine people with doctorates trying to shank things with their poopie

[@tophers3756]

Unfortunately I can imagine that way too easily.

[@galloe8933]

Now we don't have to imagine it anymore! For me, it had always been a matter of trying NOT to imagine people with doctorates trying to shank things with poopies but now it's a real thing. Glory be to the great and mystical Barn Owl!

[@BeetleBuns]

Me when I finally finish college

[@dik4316]

Imagine that some people are doing it for free, instead.

[@oltedders]

Why would they even want to know this? How out of touch with reality do you have to be to not know this is bullshit?

[@maldambao6126]

Two skeletons buried in an embrace: "They were, without a doubt, a couple." Both skeletons turns out to be male: "Actually we shouldn't jump into conclusions..."

[@aquila4460]

Mostly because at the time and in the area they where buried in male homosexuality was a crime.

[@rokukou]

Aquila back then? nah

[@aceambling7685]

its statistically improbable that they were homosexual, despite what modern media would have you believe the overwhelming majority of men are heterosexual. Furthermore, it seems a lot of people (particularly women) don't understand the strength and depth of bonds of brotherhood, particularly those forged in times of great violence. It's a familial relationship, not a sexual one. I think women's lack of understanding is best exemplified by the tumblerina and slash shipping crowd, whose pairings are disgusting to an outside observer, not because they are homosexual, but because they violate and pervert a preestablished familial bond.

[@aceambling7685]

@@rokukou yes, that was during the christian roman empire, and even before during pagan times homosexual relationships were only permitted in the context of casual sexual engagement between a mentor and young student, or between a citizen and slave.

[@maldambao6126]

@@aceambling7685 ok boomer

[@nfc598]

"We're going to have flying cars in the future!" Scientists: I froze my poo poo

[@Atanar89]

How much barn owl DNA did they find though?

[@xavierhorn9825]

The study was a cover up, as it turns out from leaks of the true contents of the study, a whooping total of *100%* of the DNA tested was, in fact, from Barn owls.

[@gearheartknivesoutdoor2166]

It was 50/50 Barn owl and Basking shark!

[@Spacewizzard090]

Literally tons of it, nothing but mothmans in Loch Ness!

[@intetx]

Maybe they found an iron beak as well

[@Duncan23]

It's a barn owl riding an eel. Its basically confirmed at this point

[@deathbyseatoast8854]

Science is what will allow humanity to progress! Scientist: PoOp KnIfE

[@fressejetzt840]

Well i am a 'Scientist' and we do stuff like poop knives all the time! But we just used chocolate cuz we aren't that stupid

[@jesusmora9379]

it will save a lot of lives. imagine the idiots making their own shit knives in a survival situation, that will never happen now.

[@thecianinator]

What you don't know is that the poop knife study accidentally led to the discovery of the stimulated emission of radiation

[@TheRealFobican]

Stabbed to shits in smelly glory.

[@thekrusad3r290]

@@fressejetzt840 so no poop knives?

[@hoolieish]

"Your scientists were so busy wondering if they could, they never stopped to think if they should."

[@exlibrisas]

- Ian Malcolm.

[@merrittanimation7721]

Well at least it's not prehistoric reptiles this time.

[@budgetlifter]

I thought he was referring to crazy straws? A menace to society

[@scotth6814]

Definitely applies to poop knives.

[@PaleoRAS]

5:38 "Can I look now?" "No." "C'mon guys where are we going?"

[@TrollBot.]

They need to take that eDNA to the Congo!!!! Where them dinosaurs at!!!???

[@joeb8935]

O h god that would be hell to sift through with jungle biodiversity

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@joeb8935 along the way they'd probably discover a couple dozen new species.

[@TurboJesus]

You missed the opportunity to say “tools made of stools” @ 6:10 and I couldn’t be more disappointed...

[@kathyorourke9273]

Jesus Reyes he certainly did! You astute human you!

[@Tuttomenui]

Assault Scat.

[@RavenIsAnArtist]

Well, if he has to do a story about ancestors drawing with poop he can say *"Graffeces"* Graffiti + Feces

[@tkat6442]

Failed attempts to elude airport security.

[@GodOfTheft]

Yeah

[@gwynedd8179]

I like that your example of a human is Karl Pilkington

[@TREYtheExplainer]

I used Stephen Merchant in one video XD

[@gabewrsewell]

'ed like a fookin orange

[@LoneBerseker]

TREY the Explainer Karl: man moth?! Ricky: no...mammoth...

[@Aconitum_napellus]

I didn't know Karl Pilkington lived in Loch Ness.

[@WintrBorn]

The media not reporting science well? I’m shocked! I’m not shocked.

[@dracocrusher]

Was recently watching some of Trey's older videos and man has he come a long way as far as speaking goes! Like I remember back in his Lovecraft episode when it was actually hard to make out what he was saying and he's so clear and professional sounding now, it's kind-of nuts the guy's improved this much!

[@briggasnax8575]

*PLEASE* do an episode accessing the biology of the creatures in the Dark Crystal!

[@miguelfrancescohogar7501]

When Trey makes fun of Ancient Aliens, it becomes a good day

[@hailgiratinathetruegod7564]

He hides the alien technomogy, like poop knifes

[@superjmanm7393]

This video is bunk, what do you mean i can’t use my poop to make a good knife

[@trisarathops]

There’s a Japanese channel where a guy makes knives out of weird stuff, they coulda just asked him. He probs would have succeeded smh

[@Aconitum_napellus]

The quality of your faeces may garner different results. I suggest you perform your own experimentations.

[@KainaX122]

Trisarathops Kiwami Japan. An oddly fascinating channel

[@exlibrisas]

I always say: scientists are the beacon of light in this dark world. Meanwhile scientists: poop knife.

[@Boltscrap]

Well, they did shed light to the question of using fecal matter as tools.

[@TealCheetah]

"Oh my god, they were room mates!"

[@arhoppock2166]

They were tomb-mates

[@rambu3013]

*Loch ness, poop knife, and gay skeletons* Yap these sounds like a JOJO

[@annusrideviravindran6396]

what a bizzare world we live in

[@MiniatureW]

he singing lover of the world at the end.

[@stickmansilv]

Life is just a series of JoJo references

[@Bored-Cat-Child]

Did anyone else think of that japanese channel that makes knives out of everything..?

[@jonkomatsu8192]

Funny, I did as well. Hah!

[@cv4809]

Well apparently he can't make a knife out of poop

[@garchompy_1561]

@@cv4809 dont tempt him or he'll fuckin try

[@emilywood3680]

@@cv4809 well, not out of frozen poop anyway...

[@heydaddy2471]

@@cv4809 it is not impossible tho, just imagine making knife with pasta, you can make knife with poop especially cattle poop or elephant poop which are half digested

[@DudenheimerPLUS]

Trey: two brothers skeletons found in Italy Me: Proof Mario and Luigi really existed!?!

[@ulyt16]

DudenheimerPLUS proof that browser exist

[@littledreamerrem7021]

Poop knives, gay skeletons, and Nessie. Best. Video. Ever.

[@ScionStorm1]

"Dude, your knife is shit!" "Yes, that is correct."

[@jameslomax8297]

"We live in an interesting time, my friends, where there is no more room for monsters. Say whatever you want about that." POOP KNIVES

[@dumoulin11]

I greatly appreciate your nuanced take on the 2 skeletons. I was a little wary at first, I must admit, but your take on this subject was thoughtful and respectful. Thank you for that.

[@awesomeproductions7755]

Any plans to bring Paleo Profile back?

[@papakarrbear3767]

Maybe paleo profile can be on paleo profile

[@SadSpectacle1]

I wish he would do another installment. His presentation style is amazing.

[@egemenozcelik7494]

@@papakarrbear3767 B I G T H O N K

[@collinharris4848]

Let him do what he wishes. He's working on the megalania paleo profile and maybe more.

[@JacquesOF]

I miss that segment

[@KittyBoom360]

Honestly, I would count a giant eel as being the "monster" and a win maybe too in that regard.

[@alexbenavidez4500]

10/10 for use of Jojo pictures when discussing the caressing of manly men

[@frodobaggins6684]

"TAKE THAT ANCIENT ALIENS" Thank you for that.

[@brdon2099]

Frodo where are u

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Okay, now I have a silly idea. What if there were aliens. But they didn't try to uplift humanity. It was just a bunch of teens on a drunken joyride doing silly stuff. Like throwing giant fish into lakes, putting weird graffiti in tombs, drifting over mountains, and such. No long term plan, just a bunch of idiots having a laugh.

[@asapaints]

your little chuckle after the “ba-dum-tiss” sound effect was super cute

[@chistinelane]

"While you studied e-DNA, I studied the blade"

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

It was a shitty blade

[@pardoffski9709]

Imagine, Vento Aureo, but instead of Risotto putting razor blades into Doppio, he put poop knives into him

[@knightfall6900]

Darth_Eagle1776 Risotto's stand *Fecallica*

[@alkahest--1135]

Why do you hurt me like this

[@vlagann5530]

Darth_Eagle1776 doppio shits out all of the fat and nutrients in his body instead of metal

[@soulthesassyassassin3616]

S t o p

[@angelolorilla2050]

Seeing a JoJo reference for Risotto at 7:59 Giorno and Gold Experience pose at 11:09 and some other reference at 13:20 **you just gained a new subscriber fam**

[@ulyt16]

The Anti-Social Teitoku a fellow jobro

[@purplehaze2358]

"Death of cryptids" As if the belief in cryptids finds it's roots in logic and facts as opposed to a desperation to believe in *anything* that makes the world interesting.

[@mastercontrO]

My guy it is very Arrogant to believe that humanity understands everything and has been to every place on the earth. Also tell me how do you even begin to test the paranormal?

[@purplehaze2358]

abdul doumbia It’s not that we understand everything and have explored everywhere, it’s simply that we’ve developed the technology to debunk the “””U N E X P L A I N E D”””

[@mastercontrO]

@@purplehaze2358 And what technology would that be? Who owns that technology? And how does it explain the unexplained?

[@purplehaze2358]

abdul doumbia He quite literally mentioned it in the video... I think I just had the realization that you might not have watched it.

[@leonardocorsaro5835]

Dr Bright add “commenting on KZbin videos” to the list of stuff Dr Bright isn’t allowed to do in the Foundation I guess

[@cryptozoologistinvestigato6964]

There was some underwater footage of the loch that was released recently and it was of a large eel approximately 6-9 feet long

[@thenumbah1birdman]

You have a link? I wanna see that

[@znightowlz6585]

cryptozoologist investigator if it was an eel it wasn’t the Loch Ness. Not to mention this just seems like a way to simplify the belief and make it more believable

[@Gwap97]

Linkkkkk

[@crazyscottishboi3822]

Ha 6-9

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

@@znightowlz6585 So you're gonna ignore the eDNA evidence?

[@zinc_u6050]

Lock ness monster = Big f@cking eel, nice

[@Annimations]

Catch the eel

[@tobieeck9676]

Eeeellll, kill it, kill it with fire. Eels scare the sh*t out of me.

[@mtnd02.06]

@@tobieeck9676 Sweet, you can use that shit that was scared out of you, to make a knife to kill the Eel

[@jimbratton7467]

Terrifying we need Jeremy wade !!!

[@Newt2799]

*KILL IT WITH THE POOP KNIFE*

[@theanonymous8494]

Love the video. The idea of Eels being the suppose Loch Ness Monster is something that makes hell of a lot of sense.

[@VM-hl8ms]

now i wonder what was the largest eel ever caught there.

[@markcobuzzi826]

One that also made sense to me was the suggestion, that people saw circus elephants being bathed in the loc and mistook them for Nessie, seeing how many people are not aware that elephants can be great swimmers and lift their trunks out of the water like a snorkel (with the top of its head being exposed sometimes as well).

[@warhammer3012]

1850: I bet we'll have flying ca... 2019: POOP KNIVES!

[@nito2032]

2020: ...

[@aste4949]

Well TBF the knives didn't work either. Maybe poop-powered flying car is the next step?

[@derpherp1810]

are you mad? are you autistic? are you absolutely bonkers? IN THE 1850's CARS DIDN"T EVEN EXIST YE DUM CUNT!! now 1885 hmmmmm maybe people thought about that.

[@Mirhaus]

@@derpherp1810 He didn't finish the line, perhaps the 1850s folks were daydreaming about "flying carriages"?

[@cadence4527]

What temperature was the room when they used the “poop knives” to cut the hide?

[@derekk.2263]

My question as well.

[@584PW1K]

Lol, alive dog is anyway hotter then skin of dead pig... so I guess "in real situation " it will melt even faster, + you have to cut through the dog fur... poop knives - shitty idea dude

[@katatat2030]

@@584PW1K true. You'd want to replicate as many variables as possible, right, so maybe they should have done it in a cold room and the right kind of meat. What they did does tell us some things though

[@oiartsun]

"leaving only streaks" ew

[@ZeAndy2806]

Man and woman found 50 feet apart : "Truly a snapshot of ancient love." Same sex couple found, one with a fist in their butt : "Aww friends being buds."

[@hellokevan7782]

Miss Terry Bawks yeah because it’s gay

[@mirandagoldstine8548]

I ship the lovers of Modena. You can’t convince me otherwise.

[@ZeAndy2806]

@@mirandagoldstine8548 OTP from the BCE

[@jacobkeary6740]

*_Show me one time that first thing happened_*

[@maskedmessenger1499]

You Sir just made laugh for like 5 minutes straight. Thank you very much.

[@MysticMindAnalysis]

I really appreciate how Trey acknowledges both erasure of non-straight people from history due to existing cultural biases, and also how those same biases can lead us to reading romance when the evidence for one isn't crystal clear. This is the kind of science content I love to see, not taking potshots at "SJWs" everytime someone is slightly wrong about something LGBTQIA+ related. Good job :).

[@the7045]

Mystic Mind Analysis Agreed.

[@Derpetteful]

Trey is wholesome scientific content

[@NieroshaiTheSable]

Just remember that the only reason it's even a question is because if one was a woman, there would be zero reason to doubt they were romantic. Even if they were related.

[@AlexTalArt]

i know cryptids are probably mostly not real but that will never stop me from enjoying them and the stories

[@Krabnut]

Best birthday gift ever, new TREY video

[@kasinokaiser1319]

I guess the skeletons never got to get out of the closet

[@Bonnierose9532]

Their closets just got turned 90 degrees

[@Spongebrain97]

They probably eroded into stardust

[@ScionStorm1]

'Bury your gays' trope intensifies

[@Chaosrunepownage]

1950: Scientists will invent flying cars! 2019: Poop knife research published in reputable journal. (I know this is an apples-to-oranges comparison but this was too good of a chance to use this dead meme)

[@ljgarrison6910]

And you ruined it with the comment, sad times.

[@luco5769]

Us: They're lovers! Skeletons: *are both men* Us: lol what's love? Bros forever

[@neilb143]

There were most probably not gay

[@eertikrux666]

No one: Not a single soul: Skeletons: _Every time I close my eyes_

[@neptune8645]

Trey...your videos are endlessly entertaining. but something about them helps me to sleep. I have seen all of your videos, & whenever I can’t sleep, I go back to a random one and I fall asleep within a few minutes. cheers bro

[@falagnone]

Trey: Hand holding, kissing, etc are considered to indicate a romantic relationship to our modern society, but it's not always the case. Also Trey: *shows Squalo and Tiziano as an example that it doesn't mean anything* (Oh, and I was really excited for the Loch Ness update since last time. Amazing video as always, owl man.)

[@TREYtheExplainer]

Falagnone I also wanted to have an excuse to use JoJo panels ;) There are definitely a bunch of heavily and not so heavily implied homosexual relationships in Jojo: -Pucci and Dio -Secco and Cioccolata -Squalo and Tiziano -Gelato and Sorbet -Giorno and Mista(?) -Doppio and Diavolo(?)

[@optillian4182]

@@TREYtheExplainer You mean Diavolo is gay for himself?

[@TREYtheExplainer]

Optillian I don’t know I kinda got a weird flirty vibe from Diavolo He straight up calls Doppio “HIS cute little doppio” at one point which is pretty much the same language one uses with a romantic partner Part 5 is filled with the repetition of a male-male villain pair motif that has somewhat homosexual undertones

[@falagnone]

@@TREYtheExplainer Araki pretty much confirmed in an interview that DIO is bisexual, and with the super tense bed scene, I also believe the Pucci thing is basically canon. (Also, there is an openly bi character in part 7, which really opened some possibilities on the "Gay or European" debate.)

[@TREYtheExplainer]

Falagnone thank you by the way! Happy you enjoyed it :D

[@optillian4182]

Nobody: Scientists: *_P O O P K N I F E_*

[@carlostheroach4596]

Ya......

[@1810jeff]

Kinda odd how they only detected 11 species of fish in such a large lake it must be a lake that lacks biodiversity

[@nolamo1496]

1810 Jeff lakes lack the bio diversity that oceans do.

[@Boltscrap]

It's a fairly deep and cold lake. A shallow lake with more aquatic plant life would offer better environment for fishes, they need to eat too you know.

[@fressejetzt840]

@@25k135 stfu there is no monster down there! 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

[@derekk.2263]

I dunno, how many species do lakes normally have? Maybe it's normal.

[@katyungodly]

Idk even in some American lakes you can only catch something like 3-5 species each of bass, gar, sunfish/crappie, and catfish/carp.

[@williamwebb580]

Nobody: Anthropologists: *I call it the **_Shitshank._*

[@dedbaka]

sometimes, I just listen to your videos while driving, but this time, I watched it, and now I wonder how many jokes I've missed in the past lol.

[@frithiofmauritzson7479]

Is everyone just going to ignore the jojo references in this beautiful video?

[@bobzilla0914]

I acknowledge it! Well done sneaking that one in!! Lol

[@ratsofftoya]

God I hope so

[@adeade3978]

this whole video was a huge Jojo reference

[@oliverjohnson1471]

This isn’t the first time, he had Diavolo in one of his videos

[@soulthesassyassassin3616]

Oliver Johnson which one

[@utahraptor4729874]

You should do a detailed debunking of Ancient Aliens...

[@Boltscrap]

With the speed Trey produces videos, he would end up being an ancient alien the time it would be released.

[@The-kr9rb]

I would love to see that

[@The-kr9rb]

@@Boltscrap **wheeze**

[@noneofyourbusiness4294]

Alien sightings in general. Especially the corn circle bullshit.

[@corrinnaangel]

GopnikRaptor I agree

[@sandrojones8068]

14:10 Why not all at the same time? *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

[@aliwahab1255]

I mean incest back then was pretty common when you think about it

[@BeetleBuns]

@@aliwahab1255 all was Alabama back then

[@ellasilva4576]

You are mistaken. New York is the incest capital. Google it.They don't even have laws against it like Alabama does.

[@sandrojones8068]

@@ellasilva4576 If you need a law for it, then it has to be common all im saying.

[@ellasilva4576]

@@sandrojones8068 No, what I am saying is site the proven area of highest incidents of incest. Which is New York, not Alabama. Also that New York still allows that behavior by not adopting laws to curb that activity.

[@erivida64]

Ah yes, the Sailor Moon approach, yes, they're "cousins."

[@leonfdawson]

Your speech has improved a lot. Thanks for the great video.

[@Lucius1958]

OK: when I saw "poop knife", my mind went totally another direction, and I thought, *WTF?* There was an article on weird habits some people have; including a household where there was a designated "poop knife", to cut up oversized turds so they could be flushed: *"Honey, where's the poop knife?"* 🤣🤣🤣

[@hellofriends2360]

"Article" You mean reddit post

[@CraftyVegan]

I thought the same thing, like it was gonna be a camping tool or something

[@ironmark8975]

The Transition to fecal tools was way too much of a shock for me man...

[@AlbinoAxolotl]

I LOVE these science stories! You should do these more often.

[@willowwhisp3550]

“So, what kind of advancements in archaeology could we make today?” “poop knife.”

[@masterq9761]

You should make a video about the evolutionary history of the creatures in Subnautica

[@silvergarcia9897]

Omg yesss I've never played but I loved his video on the speculative biology of Avatar

[@dirandrous7682]

How about Monster Hunter?

[@maty3950]

He probably already saw the comment on the Avatar vid, the subnautica video may take some time to do so let's enjoy this other videos meanwhile

[@_robustus_]

The Venus figurines prove the existence of ancient chubby chasers.

[@parallaxnick637]

Being chubby was a good thing back then; it meant you were well-fed, which meant that you had dependable access to food.

[@silvergarcia9897]

@@parallaxnick637 which meant you were likely wealthy, right?

[@parallaxnick637]

@@silvergarcia9897 "Wealth" isn't really a thing in hunter gatherer societies. You need civilizations for that.

[@silvergarcia9897]

@@parallaxnick637 Oh I thought we were still talking about Roman times

[@_robustus_]

silver garcia No. Those figurines are stone age.

[@davidlupu1063]

So they ended up with a stinky lab and some skid chicharron

[@adeade3978]

They ruined the chicharrón =C

[@robertoortega235]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@DyxoXinoro]

>Theres a chance they aren't gay >Shows GioGio of all things >Ends by singing Mandom Okay Trey, what's your agenda here?

[@commandershepaaarrrdwrex2881]

He coming out maybe

[@11Survivor]

@@commandershepaaarrrdwrex2881 Ah yes, because one cannot reference _the gay_ without being _the gay._

[@commandershepaaarrrdwrex2881]

@@11Survivor oh yes, cause i did a gay joke that *MUST* mean i hate gays, lay off snowflake

[@11Survivor]

@@commandershepaaarrrdwrex2881 I am confused as to how you reached the conclusion I was saying you hated gays??

[@commandershepaaarrrdwrex2881]

@@11Survivor cause of your reaction of prior comment, i want to snuff that train of thought out before your mention it, and give me a headache, cause thats how it usually goes

[@anthropotron]

The more videos I watch of yours, the fonder I grow!!! Thank you for covering these topics :) I learn a lot and enjoy your humor.

[@nick3xtremegaming212]

"With the authors of the study suggesting they were brothers, cousins, or relatives" *Alabama Intensifies*

[@captnconfusion280]

I saw the skeleton story on twitter and not gonna lie, i was really upset by the press basically retconning the romantic relationship just because of the skeleton's gender. This video has given me a lot more insight tho, thank you for making it!

[@contrarianduude3463]

me: Oh crap where did I leave my knife? An archeologist: You have a crap knife?

[@rakeantl6730]

Archeologist, found her husband having sex with other men: what are you doing? Husband: i can explain, we're just close friend Archeologist: oh ok cool

[@evinalesca7830]

I remember my dyslexic husband reading the poop knife story to me when it was in the news, but he said 'human faces', so I was VERY confused until half way through the story I interrupted to ask 'does it not say feces?'. The 'oh... that makes more sense' that followed was so funny to me.

[@andreagullo1700]

I'm Italian, the accent is on the first "O", so you can pronounce it Mòdena. ;-)

[@Zach0451]

They say you should get a college degree, yet people out there testing poop knives

[@andrewsuryali8540]

Hey, nobody ever said getting a degree was easy.

[@frodobaggins6684]

Hey Hobo Frodo, I'm you but better.

[@projectzs]

7:59 ayyy my sweet boy Doppio Gotta love when JoJo references come from the most obscure places like this channel, Arigato Trey.

[@soulthesassyassassin3616]

Yes especially if it involves best boy

[@boianko]

Oh Doppio. My cute little Doppio...

[@aceambling7685]

*Arigato* oof, you went full weeb, never go full weeb

[@noobteam759]

IT G MA! ARIGATO! 😎😎👍

[@CooperHudgins]

8:52 I’ve been watching your videos for a while and that bit really surprised me😂

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

There is def an anti queer bias in historical sciences, we got like studies from 1911 that pengiuns are gay too but the scientist called it "depraved" and obfuscated this by writing the letters partially in ancient greek to not have the general population find out. The term "gal pal" has become a meme due to the fact that so many modern historians will refer to depictions of like naked women caressing eachother or writing how much they yearn for eachother as "good friends".

[@2000mAh]

"Hey, TREY uploaded another video! Nice, lets grab some food and watch it." ... I should've read the title more carefully.

[@tuckerwhite4164]

Idk i feel like with the two skeletons, it's a case of Occam's poop knife

[@Mishn0]

Or maybe they just ended up that way after being dropped in a hole and covered in dirt for a thousand years.

[@NieroshaiTheSable]

MFW I'm straight but my skeleton's gay

[@TonySahoo92]

Thank you very much for all these excellent videos. Please try to make videos on "OUT OF THE PLACE ARTIFACTS"

[@aliyahabrahams]

Even if the Hasanlu Lovers were related, there is also the fact that incest was deemed acceptable in some cultures.

[@ediskey]

If cryptids are dead, is there no hope of a new Cryptid zoology vid from Trey...?

[@jacobnion2525]

5:40 That "walking" moai statue looks hilarious.

[@matthewlee8667]

"so what did you do today?" "Well we made a breakthrough in our measles research. I think we can find a viable cure in a few years. What about you?" "Well..." *Proceeds to win the Nobel Prize for knife research*

[@joeb8935]

Matthew Lee it will probably get an ig nobel prize

[@TheChefCain]

Just found this channel. You’re like 3blue1brown of anthropology and paleontology, I like it

[@paynt3770]

trey's jokes are what makes his long wait times for videos worth it

[@samuraijackoff5354]

Does find Lock ness DNA. But finds Eel DNA... *Jojo Mysterious music*

[@oceanman7336]

Eel is a stand user

[@angelolorilla2050]

That moment "Rissoto" is even mentioned