Scientist Teaches You How To Be Human [Alien Listener] [M4A] ASMR Roleplay

After crash landing on Earth, you are quickly taken by a scientist before the government can get to you.
You are lost, alone, and in a lot of danger.
But maybe there is hope, can this strange man keep you safe?
If you learn how to be human, can you live among humanity and lead a normal life?
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[@lorrainemace1983]

Finally SOMEONE willing to teach me how to be a human

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

😆

[@XOXO-K1SSES_HUGS]

Him scraping mold off pasta and lets us eat it is FOUL

[@XOXO-K1SSES_HUGS]

I'm still upset abt this I fucking love pasta how dare you 😭

[@bow_and_aero1210]

10:51 not so fun fact: the mold you see on the surface of food is just its reproduction organs, the rest of it is *inside* all throughout the food. So just scraping it off does essentially nothing (this isn't a critique of the audio! Just something my prof told us the other day that I figured I'd pass along to help others be safe)

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

I had no idea 😱

[@jaydenisaperson._.]

I’m traumatized and I’m never eating anything ever again

[@monra507]

My mom if she sees mold on the bread "Just take it off"

[@Meipmeep]

DONT FEED THE ALIEN MOLD!

[@Saffron_Claire]

My guy is real chill about potentially poisoning the greatest scientific discovery he's ever made damnn 🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

😆

[@viktoria-13]

MY FATHER IS BACK YALL MOVE 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

[@theshyoneva]

Oh? You’re back? 0.0 WELCOME!

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

New phone who dis

[@theshyoneva]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 wow okay, you’re already sassing me 😒

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

@@theshyoneva 😂

[@viktoria-13]

I already can see how the guy from picture suits Green's voice perfectly 🤭 This promises to be good hehehe 💚

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

🤭

[@LeUna49]

Good day to be an alien

[@Ykyouloveram]

This was soo good i need a part2

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Thank you :)

[@viktoria-13]

14:47 sounds like a dream husband to me yall XD 👀💚

[@viktoria-13]

Omg finally i finished this video, couldn't find time 😭 Damn the slightly spicy ending caught me off guard 🤭 And this man is the grumpiest and funniest one I've seen. Love him XD Thank u Green for such an awesome video and working hard for us!!! I usually don't like alien themed videos cuz they're all basic, but ofc yours is just masterpiece 😉💚 Have a good weekend 💚💚💚

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

💚💚💚

[@viktoria-13]

4:16 WAIT WHAT NOW 😭

[@viktoria-13]

8:11 omg such a mood 😂 Me when people let me try sm that's not 100% sweet : disgusting 😔

[@viktoria-13]

0:10 I'm setting this as my alarm, don't mind me 😌

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

😆

[@MaladaptiveDaydream]

indeed, blue aliens are all around

[@cynthias8067]

Green is back!!!

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

😌💚

[@emenefasossou3312]

Me: You'll...teach me to be human? Oh thank you! beautiful like always Green! Make sure you take care of yourself! Love you!

[@N3ptune3254]

Idk why but im addicted to these videos 😗??

[@i_prefer_rae]

I'm so glad he's back😢😢BEEN waiting for him to upload💚💚

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

💚💚 sorry for the wait 💚💚

[@dolfinlovermylo17]

He is the moment He is a idol He is just a man /angel He is a king He is a yandere He is a vert He is a single dad He is mafia boss He is a pirate that hunts pirates He is a doctor He is a friend He is a king What else is /was he? 😊😊😊😊😊 Your Royal👑 highness green 🟢 leaf 🍃🍀 audios your a king and being one of the leaves in your subscriber garden is a great pleasure and honor to be ❤❤❤❤❤

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Aww thank you 🥰💚

[@blackmooncosplay9373]

Green! YES You were missed!

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

🥹💚

[@Mjim2322]

This was amazing!!! Glad to hear you again. Teaching me how to be a human 😐 oh well, then hit me with it, challenge accepted!!! Amazing work Green, keep up the good work!!! 💚 Love your audio!!!😊

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Tysm 😊💚

[@Mjim2322]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555you’re welcome ☺️

[@Erik60517]

I'm so glad you're back! 🥰

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

💚💚💚

[@ildikoboglarkanemeth8616]

Rise and shine my very Dearest Professor Green 💚💚💚! But you are shining right now at all I know...I miss you 🫒. Your channel is really a safe place.🌿🌾🌿I appreciate this so much! What is in my mind? To have your arms around 🫂and listen to your healing voice and lost in a dream world with You.🍀 I hope you are feeling well, you and your loved ones are healthy and you could use your studies and you could enjoy that. Sorry for my bad English. Best wishes to you and everyone here 🙋💚

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Thank you so much 💚💚💚 I hope you are well too :)

[@ildikoboglarkanemeth8616]

​@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 🍀❤🍀 😔🫂😔 🐍🔬

[@Noatan11111]

Yay i can finally be human :D

[@dlittle7983]

You should have something better than old pasta and instant coffee for me to stay.😁❣️

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

😆

[@Lovely_Shadz]

A class I need 😭 Hope you're doing well green 💚

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

I am, thank you! I hope you are too 💚

[@Lovely_Shadz]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 yay! thank you💚

[@viktoria-13]

I feel uncomfortable listening asmr in public and i hate this trait sm cuz then i could actually do it rn aaagh😭 😭

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

😆

[@MinaBee._.]

The way I get audibly excited when I see a notification that you’ve posted! I ran for my head phones lol. Hope you’re well Green 💚

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

I am! Hope you are too 💚💚

[@rachelsimon1475]

Hi Green 💚 Love your work ☺️

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Hii thank you so much 💚💚

[@PJO_64]

We need a part 2!

[@VeeveeVince]

Yaaay 💛💛 Green is back! 🤭 never once have I wanted to be an alien more than right now💛💛💛

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

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[@Dog12Official]

Oh new green audio, today is a good day!💚

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

🥰

[@viktoria-13]

Yeyeyeyeye Green's back (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)💚

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

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[@bribri3825]

GREEN I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU EARLIER 😭 I HOPE YOU BEEN WELL. U PROBS BUSY BUT HOPE YOU BEEN WELL TY FOR THE AUDIO

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

I am well :) I hope you are too xx Thank you 💚

[@bribri3825]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 thank youuu me too!

[@Laneartspace]

I hope there will be a part 2!

[@KIR5TY]

You’re back!

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

😌

[@audreylefebvre1884]

Again, it's been a while. Now give me the wolfy audios that has 5 parts. NOW! 🥺🥺🥺💚💚💚

[@viktoria-13]

4:51 yandere scientists??? Marry me?? 💍👀

[@thaqbalthaqb3477]

Can you make clips for the sugar daddy again I missed your voice in these videos

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

I am still trying to come up with new ideas XD

[@thaqbalthaqb3477]

I'm so excited about what you're going to do.❤❤❤​@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555

[@Laneartspace]

For some reason i feel like this is megamind 😂

[@gingerneutral_audios]

this scientist is so touch starved lol

[@NoraFlores-t2y]

PART 2222 PLEASEEEE

[@Nim874]

Pliss part 2

[@grey_roses]

'If you feel sick just walk it off!' says the doctor ever-so-cheerfully. 😂 Was this a bit of wish fulfillment popping its head up as you wrote your script? Hope you're doing well & taking care of yourself. 🖤🌿

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

If only it were that easy 😆 I am! I hope you are also doing well 😊💚

[@grey_roses]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 lol I'd be in much better shape if I could just walk it off, for sure...I'm currently dealing with the joys of long COV*D, so I'm asleep most of the time, all my autoimmune problems are making a fuss (good thing I'm asleep!) & I am dumb as a post, among other things...since Christmas! 😂

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

@@grey_roses U poor thing!!! Must be rly difficult, I hope you recover soon

[@grey_roses]

​@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Thanks! It's mostly just crazy frustrating, lol

[@lily_092]

Hey Green! I left a comment on your last video because I have a few video requests? I’d love if you could take a look! Also, a video on how to be human? Super ironic lol!

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Hey! Yes sorry, I remember! Just had a look at your reply! Both great options! I especially like the 1st option :)

[@lily_092]

⁠@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 amazing! Thanks so much! I really appreciate it!! My name’s Lily (virtual hand shake) as it says on my username but I prefer to be called Lils lol! 😂 I’m a very empathetic person which is why I can think of creative videos for asmr to bring comfort or to make someone laugh. I have seen my fair share of ASMR artists and I got to say, you are very impressive! I mean that a lot, so take that compliment to heart Mr. Green! 💚 :))

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

@@lily_092 Nice to (virtually) meet you Lils 🤝Sounds like you should try writing scripts!! And thank you for your lovely words 😊💚

[@lily_092]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Nice to meet you too, Mr Green! It’s my pleasure! 😊💚 are you thinking of doing a video by one of my requests? I hope that question hasn’t come across as rude, I’m always trying to be polite! I haven’t written scripts before lol, but I’d love to know how! I hope your doing well, you’re a doctor right? :)

[@belphegay5568]

i was fine with this man until he picked off the mold. he was a little strange but now he's a full on psychopath i don't trust him

[@butterfly_asmr]

Hello Bestie!😊 how are you?🥰 I hope your doing well 😊 and guess what 😊 my birthday is soon🥳🩵💜🖤

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Hello Butterfly!!! I am!!! I hope you are too!!!! And Happy (soon to be) Birthday!!!💚💚

[@butterfly_asmr]

@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 thank you bestie! 🥰 missed your videos, amazing job!😊🩵💜🖤

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

@@butterfly_asmr tysm xx

[@butterfly_asmr]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 🩵💜🖤🥳

[@ravenfinch-alexander1238]

the dude is kinda toxic , though I like the asmr you always do well

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Thank you :)

[@Momo-wj8qj]

🌻🤍🫀

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

☘💚

[@pyrodegradeable4580]

Love the audio but P.S.A. pasta mold can make you lose limbs. Do not eat dubious pasta