The 5 Worst Computer Viruses in History

[@shuttertap]

'Hey random person! You know where the hacker went?' 'Yea he ramsomware.'

[@breathingispog4707]

Do I hear a underrated comment??

[@nou6676]

Why dont you have 1k likes

[@erdua_]

lol

[@xleksqx]

@@user-hr849gfj7udj7hdh Ransomware*

[@lydiahumes6566]

This deserves more recognition.

[@jacklack5156]

if there is something damaged. just use flex tape

[@jacklack5156]

just realised there is another comment that says this sorry if you think i copied

[@VenxNot]

@@jacklack5156 lol, nobody commented

[@beefstew4948]

I know right?

[@wing_103]

r/woooooosh

[@desgreyskry8792]

Thank you!

[@dawafflepancake5559]

*what if he blinks when you blink?*

[@think_of_a_storyboard3635]

I pause the video whenever I blink, he doesn't.

[@dawafflepancake5559]

Okay then

[@DarkNinja-bf6hk]

I blink with one eye. He doesn't

[@aster09]

@Kacper Knopp true

[@megood8313]

awesomestgamerboy u pause it so he cant blink

[@PotatoPlaysThePotatoQueen]

1 virus that my friend actually downloaded onto my family laptop *by mistake* (we were very young), traumatized me as a kid, one minute my friend was showing me a site she watched the Lego Movie on, the next I’m screaming and crying because my family laptop is talking like a fully grown adult man, Ah the trauma

[@NylaTheWolf]

That’s actually really freaky. Did it take you a while to even touch the laptop after that?

[@AirFryd]

How did it sound like a fully grown adult man, i mean how

[@anneapologist]

@@AirFryd i think a guy hacked into it

[@AirFryd]

@@anneapologist Hmm makes sense i guess

[@PotatoPlaysThePotatoQueen]

@@NylaTheWolf Well yeah, once my parents fixed it I took it back to my room and watched a movie on netflix with my friend instead and Now i’ve very cautious on what I download

[@merlumbien]

9:09 This is one of the best Quote i've ever heard: "Computers are amazing, but they just do what they're told. And when viruses tell them to do bad things, it can create a lot of damage."

[@liomst4591]

*_NoW ThAT’S aLoT Of DaMaGE_*

[@meevins]

@@liomst4591 my thoughts exactly.

[@rurall]

*_dont click on suspicious links or emails from nigerian princes_*

[@extrility7086]

*FLEX SEAL IS GONNA POUND IT*

[@-murray-]

The likes are at 69 but I want to like this comment, I'm dying on the inside

[@Fawfownsthisiguess]

I like how the tab's names for melissa's virus are: "watch me whip", "watch me nae nae" and "meow meow".

[@sovietball9241]

And SexyTime

[@mikasa9167]

@@sovietball9241 lol

[@MonkaBonka]

This is why shes my favorite virus

[@panda.9958]

Yessir

[@holyrblx739]

Watch me nae nae

[@xxbluestar_j4yx_x]

20% of the comments are *whoa these viruses tho!* 80% of comments *This dude don't blink*

[@liasunnybluenature]

Rainbowkittystuff so true after reading comments 😂

[@MusicalInquisit]

What's this Zipf's Law?

[@mitsyow]

It's because people are dumb and care about blinking instead of viruses that can steal your freaking computer

[@Jahsehcord]

Doesn't

[@jasonvoorhees3222]

Rainbowkittystuff so your in the 10%? And so am i

[@nietnigel]

He blinked O N C E

[@MEOW2023_f8xa]

wat the

[@what9279]

That's some observation

[@PolenCannotIntoSpace]

....HOLY MOLY G-

[@reubeb8820]

M

[@what9279]

@Czekoladowy Ryś biggg brain

[@sep8888]

Once, I had a friend buuuuuuut... he ransomeware :(

[@corte_s]

Just... wow

[@rubikssolving8924]

Best comment here, for those who don't get it, he meant 'once i had a friend but he ran some where'.

[@girlscangame2333]

Rubik's Solving everyone knows

[@rubikssolving8924]

@@girlscangame2333 boomers, karens

[@jayvader9023]

badum crash

[@AyranLP]

As a German, I would have never thought an american would use the word kaput

[@doskumelkomtsarapali]

as a russian, i thought no one else instead of russians would use this german word.........

[@jerryperez5267]

YA. hahahahaha i was about to comment that one until i saw this comment. you clever SOAB. 😂😂😂😂

[@tndbairbass]

Mistupipi

[@omarplayz3529]

lmao im german too kaput means broken hahahah idk why they used it

[@CammoNisse]

It's originally Russian (капут)

[@cari1955]

I would never get any email viruses like iloveyou because I never check my emails :)

[@masterofgamers2034]

Godey

[@plasticupkake]

same

[@TeknoSquirrel]

And you know that nobody loves you.

[@jonny5022]

Just checked mine...I've got 5324 unread emails ummm

[@thedeadmememachine5795]

Hatsune Miku

[@nicksacco5041]

When I was younger, I thought that you could get sick from a computer virus 😂

[@the_yellow_dude9534]

Wat

[@cupio-stardust]

lol that’s actually kinda funny.

[@aflower6955]

And when I was small I thought the computer will eat me Weird

[@dumbdannia6326]

LMFAO saME

[@JoeMama-ho2ll]

lmao

[@axinitewolf]

Me: **gets spam email on the school computer.** Also me: *I’m about to do what’s called a pro gamer move*

[@abtcode4191]

Ha ha

[@lucidfurball156]

School: *WhAt Is A vIrUs*

[@duck_mcfuddle]

There is a website that is literally just for downloading viruses, you don’t even need to wait for an email

[@charadreemurr2170]

@leksos gru R/wOoOoSh

[@charadreemurr2170]

@@duck_mcfuddle link?

[@rhodzturlei4966]

That Filipino ILY virus creator is now working at pentagon in USA lol how ironic

[@WorldWideEye23]

Yeah that's true

[@Nugcon]

Insert Palpatine Quote

[@VSpook]

...?

[@lengovanatalia]

@Ionic777 Malicious... But useful

[@orangeleaf36]

Wait WHAT How is one of my nations bad people WORKING FOR USA????!?!!!!?

[@n0t_UN_Owen]

Imagine getting a virus in your computer and it starts coughing

[@kidskpadonou894]

plot twist: ur computer has corona virus and u catch it

[@lancetheking7524]

Corona Virus Wait....

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh4921]

I would glue a mask on the laptop and pour sanitizer on it and run 9 meters away from it

[@spinnt]

lmao at the other reply

[@spinnt]

@@dumbmonkey1313 i tried not to laugh... and i failed to do that

[@S.I.D743]

When I was younger my dad showed me this video because I downloaded a virus called how to mine faster, it deleted thousands of photos, (my dad was a photographer) and up to this day, I never installed anything dodgy again. Apart from now which is why I'm watching the video

[@buchogmars7769]

LOL

[@chickenspaceprogram]

this is why you keep the original SD cards or whatever around if you can so your photos don't disappear

[@aratneerg1375]

😄

[@audreydoyle5268]

@@chickenspaceprogram yes, back up hardware copies are just as important as hard paper copies

[@masterc1275]

THIS DUDE DIDN'T EVEN BLINK

[@xexpaguette]

5:15

[@KiwiTheRetroGal]

_O N C E_

[@nou6676]

Nope.

[@simplygrace8393]

@@xexpaguette I really gasped when he blinked- LMAO

[@faze_inaba3254]

You don’t want to have him as your enemy in a staring contest

[@allanbonayon5797]

The worst computer virus is ads

[@petarnedeljkovic5471]

Advert*

[@enigmasecreto9021]

no, Mobiles have viruses , u are idiot? Phone >= Android >= Linux Kernel >= Viruses for Linux

[@originalgamers2252]

Allan Bonayon no, it's buffer

[@Harajukubarbie333]

Allan Bonayon my dad had that on his computer cuz my sis downloaded a screen recorder had a virus

[@fartymcfly5188]

Adware you mean

[@thatunknowndoot]

He blinks at 5:15

[@edaespa]

LOL

[@novus291]

Good he’s a human

[@zinniaward8549]

Damn, I knew he wasn't any good for the job

[@e2b265]

Phew I was getting worried

[@scarl2t]

lullll

[@polbasilio8290]

Covid-19: Those are rookie levels, you need to level up.

[@avataraang4553]

This needs more likes 😭

[@ermirastruga4733]

Covid 19 is level 19 so it is epik virus

[@xpirtkillers178]

This guy is very stupid becuase he put the link of the viruses in the description

[@doodle_productions0]

@@avataraang4553 yea

[@kathhipolito9713]

@@xpirtkillers178 bro that’s where to get more info abt the news 😭

[@dave-xg5rd]

what if you get the "ILOVEYOU" virus and use it to delete your infected files

[@dudebop8203]

*_Outstanding Move_*

[@oliviab6882]

Stonks

[@worthyisback5652]

Reverse pshycology.

[@shou_gana1]

Big brain moment!

[@toxicgamez8800]

Virus vs virus at that point

[@Filipe6090]

So I didn't win a hundred thousand dollars in a Chinese lottery? Sad

[@shou_gana1]

s a d

[@luigiplayeronegreen1211]

3 months ago 3 hours ago

[@alexmelancoliac]

@@luigiplayeronegreen1211 3 weeks ago

[@lolkayla7684]

LUIGIPLAYERONE Green 3 weeks ago

[@XUIW]

So I didn't get a free iPhone? Sad

[@chris2rich]

"Melissa spread very quickly" I'm sure she did

[@meridanrandom6770]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@heavenlydusk]

underrated comment

[@ps2enjoyer]

😳👍

[@trickyroad]

yes i did

[@Alexhimself1337]

WOAH THERE BUDDY 😳

[@pastel_dreams8172]

everyone called Melissa: *i have so much power, that i didnt even know of it..*

[@alaingomez7591]

we have underestimated melissas for years... and there will be a revolution

[@mizukittyakinyama]

And she spread quickly

[@kadendex]

this is why melissa is NOT ugly

[@shmeo7031]

Wouldn't it be funny if the Slammer guys got arrested? Cause then they would be in the...slammer...

[@shawnkelly4582]

Who are slammer guys...

[@robroy2196]

the people in jail AKA the slammer

[@shawnkelly4582]

Ok I get it know

[@red_lane3933]

LeTookBean good joke

[@samueljorge3171]

ha the only reason i read your comment was because you have a clash royal profile picture.

[@_q1_1_.]

I am from Philippines And my father is one of the victims of the 'ILoveYou' virus I told my father not to click it But he did :')

[@Eliling]

Rip computer :)

[@_q1_1_.]

@@Eliling :) Rip computer indeed-

[@apeshly]

lol me Filipino too

[@julietamigavlog328]

Did you replaced it? What did you do?

[@_q1_1_.]

@@julietamigavlog328 well we did replaced it but my father doesn't open his emails now :')

[@GLITCH-DXCTOR]

The ILOVEYOU worm infected computers the exact day and year that my parents got married. Just thought that was pretty cool

[@plastiqbeach7487]

that's ironic lol

[@surfyplayer8231]

Coz they gave birth to a virus

[@GLITCH-DXCTOR]

yEA

[@butterflyintherain9851]

hahaha

[@symbolcest]

Yea the worm name explains it wants everyone to get theo butts off the computer and get married, even kids! We all dont care

[@BMarie774]

When I was a teenager, I got a virus that would cause a bunch of white stars to appear on my task bar and then a few moments later the computer would shut down. The people at Best Buy said it was a lost cause. I ended up staying up all night one night trying to fix it. I’d only get from around 5 seconds to 3 minutes of work time each time as the computer would randomly shut down (especially when you’d actually try to remove the virus). To this day I don’t know exactly what it was or where it came from but one of the proudest things is that I was actually able to fix it. Mind you, it took like 11 hours straight...

[@fishercat503]

I was working in tech as an assistant sysadmin when the I love you worm hit. Frankly, it was the highlight of my career. I got to see our team break down the problem and come up with a fix in real-time. Our team of eight cleaned and repaired 500 desktops and were done by 6 PM. We were one of the few agencies in our state that was back in business 100% the next day.

[@rainbowwormie]

great work!

[@coldmedznotp2p]

Cap

[@londonmason6129]

@@coldmedznotp2p r/nothingeverhappens

[@collinemery7727]

I got the FBI virus once on my tablet, completely locked my screen disabling any functions, however I did find something strange. every time I would restart the tablet,, it would take about 8-10 seconds for the virus to load up and lock my screen, leaving only the FBI screen up telling me to pay $500. So I decided to restart it once more, and quickly flew into settings, reset, and decided to factory reset the whole things, hence deleting the malware. I am not sure how to fix the issue on a laptop, chances are you can just hard reset it, you will lose everything but its a good price to pay to recover your device. But as for the tablet, just scroll into settings and factory reset the device...but make sure you have fingers as fast as lighting because if you don't, than you have to start the process all over again.

[@CZghost]

On an Android device, a little trick will help. You can do a factory reset from a powered off device, if you press power and volume down (or up, depends on device). The key is to get into restore menu. You have to then select factory reset option via volume buttons, which work like arrows up and down now. Power runs selected option. If the device speaks Chinese to you, select the option that has eMMC in it. It will perform a factory reset and you can use the device again, and install anything you want again. Just beware of malware, which sometimes slips through security checks run on Google Play, so you can find a malicious app sitting right in Google Play Store. Pay attention to the permissions that app requires.

[@collinemery7727]

@@TheEmeraldArmor it means you go into the settings of the device, scroll into reset and click factory reset. That will restore the device to a condition like new again... Deleting all viruses

[@alexlisz4008]

For computer download malware bytes

[@mnyxmgboo]

Collin Emery I got a popup similar to that, but nothing to do with FBI. In my old laptop I was trying to download geometry dash for free, and I stumbled upon a popup saying I have the Zeus virus. I tried to close but it didn't work bc it locked me up. I found something shocking, it's trying to get my password and username. I managed to close that window and anyways got the popup off.

[@bcrosser48]

r/thathappened

[@Devilsaur]

How to know I love you is a virus: 1. Have no friends 2. Have no lovers

[@fireinthehole_727]

Oof ;-;

[@cpujar]

I wanna do this

[@user-vf8zp2bk4p]

SAME IM LONELY

[@JustBlixen]

(^^)

[@RandomGachaEnjoyer]

What about me. (Look at my name)

[@paultapping9510]

I was a pretty heavy Kazaa user back in the day. I got quite good at identifying and removing viruses 😂

[@Blockhog]

"The melissa virus didnt do any damage to the computers themselfs" except any kids who were on there

[@polarisation]

In the 2000's?

[@cobwebbedcobalt]

i didnt realize that and that can only mean bad

[@alisonradford5264]

the poor kids eyes too young i tell you too young

[@spiritstep1191]

I’m pretty sure I got it when I was younger lol

[@Lpkiwi]

The day my childhood ended

[@swirff]

Stop saying he doesnt blink. We blink at the same time with him

[@josep9016]

lol sure

[@skippydinglechalk1726]

You just earned a subscriber

[@jacdanugg1580]

adsadwas awsd conveniently 😼

[@nirim_does_stuff]

I stopped blinking while watching this because of this comment.

[@lancethomas5701]

Good Luck Gamer but he has no subs liar ass

[@ParadiseDecay]

There's a new virus on the internet we all need to be concerned about.... 'Click Bait Video's' < There are popping up everywhere!

[@TavishMcEwen]

lol so true

[@ytisnottwitter]

Click here to learn more about it.

[@rinnarii]

THE WORST CLICKBAIT IN THE WHOLE WORLD ON THE INTERNET AT KZbin by LinkIsHere

[@manglethefoxplushy4469]

there is also a virus called "what are thoseeeeee?". it infected the whole of youtube! nearly..

[@cccrit]

god dude i fucking hate that man. Everytime i see his name my day gets worse.

[@Aydrenn]

I'm surprised Mydoom wasn't on here.

[@first-namelast-name5956]

Same

[@last-genrichtofen9360]

I was waiting for it

[@IABITVpresents]

You all came from the Disrupt(tv) video didn't you?

[@Aydrenn]

@@IABITVpresents no I just remember hearing all about it in 04

[@IABITVpresents]

@@Aydrenn how old r u

[@TelestroArchive]

Good thing I never check my email

[@mathiasrryba]

I have never had a suspicious e-mail on gmail since like 3 years. It filters spam really well

[@Sulfen]

Modern email has a built-in virus scanner so email isn't really used for viruses as much as it used to be. Once Google/Microsoft detect malware they start marking those emails as spam for everyone within minutes.

[@MulticlipsShow]

I never, ever had a suspicious link on Gmail.

[@LazyCreepypasta]

the only emails I check are from games and sites I'm part of lol like steam or an mmo

[@Sulfen]

AFK57 If you check your spam box there might be some occasionally. Gmail is really good at catching them though.

[@ChadConnor]

***Melissa spread very quickly.***

[@magnolia7212]

ohohoho

[@satooforty]

Nono

[@melisathecutiebunny2806]

I got scared. My name Melisa. XD

[@Quinnii77]

I don’t get it...

[@fernanda2577]

@@Quinnii77 heh

[@notubeer]

He blinks 2 Times! 2:53 and 5:15

[@12lbbluefish3]

The video is clearly cut.

[@badfutplayer6250]

Donate 20,000 !!

[@HasSalute]

Cyrus Hoeschele r/woooosh

[@sweetcisteen]

HasSalute dude nothings a joke about this comment

[@maunilpatel6062]

Cyrus Hoeschele no he time travels

[@Aidan-wu2ec]

Hahaha. Melissa “spread” fast. Just realized

[@catsinwonderland7473]

oh no ewwww

[@Someone-mn6dd]

I don't get it

[@ilovedrpeppper]

@@Someone-mn6dd your too young

[@Someone-mn6dd]

@@ilovedrpeppper Oh i get it now. That's just... EW

[@Achivus]

lmfao

[@EdissonOrtega]

But, the Nigerian Prince promised me fortunes!

[@sean9313]

Send social security number I need help to regain throne !

[@djswag3030]

hahha

[@sharkey1983]

Just accept offers from the saudi arabian prince, they're a lot richer

[@iasimov4195]

Nigerian princes are nothing compared to Kenyan emperors

[@tryzmsotryll]

+Frederick Hovin I'm in Saudi Arabia

[@almondmoosewmilk1191]

My School Computer: *chuckles* I'm in danger

[@thecommentato4]

I dare u

[@tommysmith2765]

TECHNOBLADEEEEE

[@iwantedtobethatanomaly2270]

You bet!

[@karensmith8804]

Mellisa: SPAM TIME Iloveyou: why wouldn't i still efect valentine's day Slammer: slammer used kaput! Storm worm: stealth mode (turns invisible.) Mebroot: error! Torpig connected error!

[@brendonnofilter7468]

69 likes

[@maxdragonsoul5553]

How do you remove the "Jake Paul" virus?

[@ProdigyGamers]

Max DragonSoul its too late already

[@cameronvoller1310]

IT'S EVERYDAY BRO

[@gemmaskylar8264]

prodigy gamers Way too late....And here's some information i'd like to give about the "Jake Paul Virus"....The Jake Paul Virus followed in The Logan Paul Virus's footsteps....Both of them being botnets....And soon were known as the "Paul Brothers"....Together they spreaded some sort of strange and unexplainable infection that is known as "Douchbaginess".....Pulling pranks and making fun of their users....The Jake Paul Virus's and the Logan Paul Virus's hunger for fame was too much....They showoff and try to show "respect"....But fail at showing any respect....The virus is very, very loud....It'll wake you up at night by automatically turning your computer on....The only people who wanted to keep the virus were brainwashed fans....Mostly young fanboys....End of info....I think i might've described those whole, entire two viruses/botnets perfectly....

[@Lolguy-qr6ty]

You burn the computer then seek a 10 year therapy course involving taking lots of pills and getting a $500 shot every month

[@what-a-melon-studios1090]

Cameron Voller oh no.... you have been infected....

[@mland2869]

I like how we use this video in the consecutive interpretation course :)

[@thenorthernblade]

I received a virus called..." Morgz virus" I click on it and it show me some sort of stupid, copied, and clickbait videos I think i should install a Mrbeast anti virus

[@simonriley1981]

I was ur 1rst like. Cuss I know u will get more than 1,000 likes.

[@пашв-я5ъ]

@@simonriley1981 Im n2

[@thenorthernblade]

@@simonriley1981 Mission failed boys I think i should quit commenting nonsense anymore like nobody wants them😁

[@neoagent3]

I'm 65th!

[@notinsideyourwalls]

its oceanary I'm the 76th like

[@uadze]

But I wanted to play free Minecraft

[@ahm8658]

just ask someone to copy it on a usb

[@ahm8658]

yay im finally on r/woosh

[@ablobofslime4612]

Guess what? Now you can get viruses from that too! isnt technoligy fun

[@bayronenriqe8563]

Rat

[@harithdaniel4574]

@@woah5616 wat

[@majner6139]

Errors are red. My screen is blue. I think I deleted System 32. edit: WTF

[@badfutplayer6250]

XD

[@majner6139]

@The Un-Known Musician xD

[@paradox1516]

F in chat

[@majner6139]

@Gavin The Something what?

[@jerrycha5083]

Hahahaya yeah!!

[@Indy509]

Suprised the blaster worm wasn't mentioned. It spread via buffer overflow, spamming itself to millions of IP addresses and did not need a user to open any attachment.

[@djpug8309]

Me: *Gets Creeper Virus* My Anti-Virus: Aww Man

[@bigmacboi1667]

DJ Pug *downloads creeper anti-virus*

[@yoshiyt5742]

@Red-Pan,Strawberry-Cake and Stripes! GAMING plot twist: the creeper is ur mom

[@antagonisingbison287]

dead meme

[@Maila58]

How does this not have Alot of liked LMAO

[@cndi7613]

*cat anti virus here we come*

[@hearts4ferretz]

What everyone thinks hackers are: mean The people who made the “I love you” virus: I am an intensive care bare

[@generalhamster3337]

I love you:forces your computer to infect the world

[@Pyro_dragon]

Me who is Filipino: I feel very ashamed 😔

[@human.001]

@@Pyro_dragon lmao same I'm actually pretty surprised even us Filipinos are capable of making viruses or maybe I'm just naive

[@rednexie]

Im proud of myself as a vbscripter

[@Nitreon0978]

"ILOVEYOU" sounds like it's made by a spongebob fan

[@ra_alf9467]

Patrick : I love you 😀

[@alpha-pathetic4168]

*Slams door*

[@fzke]

ILOVEYOU Virus was created in Philippines

[@MarkoBoyGamer]

**slams door**

[@easedtoast]

Virus protector: *Slams door*

[@johnny-kun2280]

My uncle was the one who made the "I love you" virus and he currently works in a mall as a "tech support/technician"

[@illuminati_watching8391]

But what if a Nigerian prince is really trying to give me free money?!?!

[@RustyTube]

Given that Nigeria is a republic, I’d have to ask what Nigerian prince?

[@christopherortega800]

+RustyTube #rekt

[@jworth150]

lol junk mail

[@solidoustopher]

I actually reply to some of them, just to see how far they're willing to go.

[@wypmangames]

Illuminati_watching block

[@lasagnahog7695]

My thousands of unread emails are suddenly justified!

[@ryankosta5953]

tell that to hillary clinton

[@julenliantrehe6780]

+Thomas F Justice? I've never heard of that - Hillary 2016

[@ryankosta5953]

***** lol the fbi has reccomended she be let off, that doesnt mean she was

[@aiker98]

I just screenshot some clips of the video! To make sure I am safe!

[@VanNintendo]

Yep! xD

[@derpyblox6257]

Why does this look like Something I'd watch in elementry school during class...

[@colleenwilliams1689]

Back in high school I took SciShow as a channel made for high schoolers because it reminded me of the Crash Course channel. Though as an adult I watch far more SciShow than I would have imagined.

[@bunzeebear2973]

Hey! I have been using computers when M$ was just a gleam in Gates eye. Meaning IBM DOS, FORTRAN, COBOL and "No internet". Viruses were just badly coded programs that could not complete. Written on 5 1/4" floppy disk(640kb) So JUNK. Computer was a NEW word to the dictionary. So, not in school curriculum. Each computer took up a ROOM as it was all vacuum tubes & not accessible except by the technician and cost about $10,000.00 in 1975 money. So only SOME EDUCATIONAL institutes or big business could afford to have it. You needed Grade 12 Math with straight A's to attend and many of them did not understand it & pass the course. I could write programs but many of them had "Loops" so did not complete the assignment...after 2 years. . Virus writing was a slow process. Spreading it was restricted to the distance the physical floppy disc could travel. Most times it was kept in the ROUND STORAGE CONTAINER at the teacher's desk...or the waste-bin outside. . Slowly computers got smaller and more affordable (still no internet) and finally internet which took you to a limited supply of text documents(mostly scientific school stuff) and no color screen. . Basically a computer was a glorified electric typewriter.(that was my initial impression) So, for us old pharts this is INFORMATIVE.

[@Salukis]

@-Creamy_Cøconut_Milk- just watched them in class today

[@marieklassen202]

because you probble will

[@bottering_one]

I doin that now

[@NaeemaKallon]

A staring contest between this guy and overly attached girlfriend would be legendary.

[@mariaandersson3013]

*THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE*

[@denj4s]

lets fix this with flex tape

[@sachitkatri6019]

@@denj4s weird flex but OK

[@aubergine1806]

-that’s a lotta damage- DEEZ NUTS

[@zUltra3D]

*flex seal*

[@lacountess]

28 stab wounds (to be precise.)

[@RayenTheBuzzybee]

I'm safe cause my laptop broke down a few days ago 😎😎😎 can't get a virus if your laptop is broken

[@vilivette]

mine is too and i can't use it for a while 😎 Nevermind now it works

[@DubboYeahfr]

But, like, your, here, now, though...

[@Matt-pi2vc]

Skullpic 4 mobile

[@Aprxl]

Skullpic 4 there's this cool thing called a library and also a phone

[@dexterhill5581]

Rayen _the_buzzybee e

[@peterparkour9405]

Hold on I’m gonna go back up all my files... My ms paint files...

[@alexsartandgameschannel3883]

Eyy, I have a lot of those .3.

[@thewatermelonmilksquishies5626]

Lol

[@no-xf2kp]

Oh no

[@nomochord3364]

ME

[@majorsy-0325]

Dragon GamerGirl what?

[@swallowedinthesea11]

I'm studying HTML so I can be a cyber security expert!

[@prblms.9257]

nice i just learned html and css

[@NotKweeper]

Html is not enough you have to learn javascript, python, c# and c++ which are the main languages to create malwares

[@AmazingAmbro1]

Im gonna probably learn javascript, java, python, c#, c++, and lua

[@NotKweeper]

@@AmazingAmbro1 its not that easy as you think lol i've been trying to learn c++ and c# for years i got the other 4 tho

[@regime2857]

it takes more than that bro, u need to also study javascript

[@mysticalcatnip221]

I feel bad for anyone named Melissa during the time lol being called a virus or worm.

[@gemmaskylar8264]

Mystical Catnip I feel bad for a certain purple bird....

[@justinchance3734]

Mystical Catnip that's my mom's name

[@mele8332]

Mystical Catnip JUST LIKE MEEEE :(

[@myrienix]

Thats one of my BFFs name :/

[@sobersnake4524]

@@mele8332 Shut up Malicious code

[@дифыашлцъвжьы]

1 melissa virus 2 iloveyou virus 3 sql slammer 4 2007 storm worm 5 mebroot/torpig

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@@dijsjalaoldaoaoakdk8991 lol

[@lightningalex2235]

Dijsjalao Ldaoaoakdk STD virus

[@ZerLNTX]

Memz

[@Jessie-dy5cs]

6. Happpy fun time

[@asherhaha3648]

*thANKs*

[@yassouryassour2601]

servers: **gets sql slammer** sql slammer: *I Will Completely Eliminate the middle class*

[@certifiedbasicbee]

The middle class: *RIP*

[@sebastianweigand]

Love the channel, keep up the great work!

[@SmiIeyyXD]

I just wanted to play free gta6....

[@dudearnav]

Ryderdaboss9 sernandoe was the past, now we have Noughtpoint4shit

[@benji_2604]

@Ryderdaboss9 Lol its a joke

[@judedettorre9484]

@Ryderdaboss9 wooosh

[@yusufamat7392]

Sernandhoeisbiggesthoe Sernandhoeidbiggestho Sernandhoeidbiggesth Sernandhoeidbiggest Sernandhoeidbigges Sernandhoeidbigge Sernandhoeidbigg Sernandhoeidbig Sernandhoeidbi Sernandhoeidb Sernandhoeid Sernandhoei Sernandhoe S U C K S C O C K S U C K S C O C K S U C K S C O C K

[@visalsngg]

but it is virusss!!!!!!

[@anormalgamer9009]

5:15 hold up edit: look at the eyes

[@majmunV2]

What

[@Bpotts71]

MadeJaStupid ayy 69th like

[@rajudai26]

Good eye you caught it there

[@cakepiebread]

@@rajudai26 drum x2 hi hat

[@emanuel_811]

Does anyone else notice that he doesnt really blink

[@haileyr2264]

DaBoss 2145 every blink is actually a jump cut

[@koreabomb1233]

Bleach is cool cocaine is a hell of a drug

[@thatoneabandonedaccount5134]

Bleach is cool ikr so weird

[@kimjongoof69]

No

[@lisafrazier1718]

HES A ROBOT or a virus

[@csabamartintovissi5971]

1:52 MELISSA VIRUS 3:04 ILOVEYOU VIRUS 5:01 SQL VIRUS 5:57 2007 STORM WORM 7:49 MEBROOT/TORPIG

[@iiendless_void9911]

Plot twist: this video was a virus

[@Jaded123x]

Oh no- *throws phone* didn't need ya anyway!

[@chaotic_toast2137]

It’s not really a virus right QwQ ?

[@robberandbouquet4041]

@Lolli Reah ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@tonzku.]

@@chaotic_toast2137 bruh wtf kid

[@tomlol6583]

@@chaotic_toast2137 lets hope not

[@cayetanotrazonamoraldejr.2244]

"I love you" virus? Ha! Jokes on you no on loves me. Hahehehe... He...he... Help me.

[@froggyman5922]

Its also made for making people look evil. 'i love you' virus i love you virus you say that you love a virus. :p

[@zoinkedlechee9188]

Copyright

[@warcrygaming6657]

i got to give it to you that was a good joke

[@Wroelosss]

Try to battle eye staring at him i think he's gonna win

[@lucac0re]

_he never blinks_

[@alyssaskits4155]

Kat Towle When he blinks you blink..MAGIC. He does blink..

[@lzzyo3686]

I saw him blink though.......

[@iTriqngle]

He blinked like 6 times and he cut it out too.

[@clooskarmory69]

@@lucac0re 2:50 Here you are (plus, are you a warioware fan cuz your name is a warioware character)

[@first-namelast-name5956]

When mydoom doesn’t make the list despite causing the most damage 😔

[@lachlanvandeligt1220]

or wannacry

[@Ordlnary_Gamer]

my doom does nothing

[@first-namelast-name5956]

kristal kerrick do you know how much damage it cost? $38 billion. It’s the most expensive worm yet.

[@radosawbartoszewicz7247]

@@Ordlnary_Gamer It is virus that cost the most damage!

[@FishSnackems]

Brb, Gotta check email. Ooh, a prince aye?

[@Jacob-ew8ug]

..........Meh im Gonna Help Somebody Out i Guess.

[@Jacob-ew8ug]

Omegagoldfish Great! im not helping You. Plus I Need To Help Asriel A Ton A SkeleTON :)

[@telluride3577]

3RR0R! S4N5: I'm a cause a super virus, blackout all yo servers, send you back to Papyrus! Papyrus: Hey!

[@lulub517]

Omegagoldfish Is everything okay? Is it the depression?

[@v0rtexn0va50]

Asriel Dreemurr this was last comment a sec ago now it's top

[@fuyuhikokuzuryuu5611]

Everybody gangsta till the email saying “I love you” was an actual email

[@milkdrinkerer669]

You’re a baby gangsta

[@beesareeverywhere]

AREN'T WE DEAD???

[@milkdrinkerer669]

@@beesareeverywhere you are

[@ghosteatsbugs]

@@beesareeverywhere lmao loser

[@donutpersonisme]

@LIM RENG ON Moe you know you will never

[@charlesvonhabsburg3107]

Why isn't Windows 10 on this list?

[@benbaggett6397]

Made me laugh. 11/10

[@JKTech75]

LOL

[@michaeljagocoy4238]

M8 u blue mi mind wot

[@xXOPT1CSXxHD]

Because it actually works pretty good

[@charlesvonhabsburg3107]

***** baloney. I had a new gaming computer that was completely bricked by it when i updated to windows ten. It would start up maybe 1 out of 10 times i tried to start it up. It was ridiculously slow and unusable. That is, when it would start. Only malware downloads when you press the close button and that is exactly what windows 10 does.

[@youareaidiot5835]

When ILOVEYOU looks he is famous, he will be very Proud of him self :>

[@youareaidiot5835]

@SubscribeToBombHacker do you think i care?

[@Pyro_dragon]

I'm a Filipino.... I feel rather ashamed just to hear that...

[@MattC-jg1yb]

"Son, your games are slowing down my computer!"

[@Troy_K]

Just delete "System 32" it slows down all computers TRUSSSST MEEE

[@WantedPickle]

+Troy Knox If anyone were to even fall for that, it wouldn't work. It's an essential file that Windows makes it impossible to delete, unless you had help from a 3rd party software.

[@dimplebiggs9190]

+Wanted Pickle actually i think there is a workaround with command prompt

[@avananana]

You can delete anything on Windows, aslong as it isn't a corrupted or damaged file. If you know coding fairly well, you can practically delete System 32 using the CMD while running it as an adminstrator. Running CMD as an adminstrator gives you the entire power of the computer and nothing can stop you, almost comparable to an Emperor, yea, you get the same amount of power as an Emperor has over his people, over your computer.

[@SufficientDaikon]

ikr

[@sansshquishy]

*virus*:do this (tells computer a bad thing to do) *computer*:ok (starts bugging out) *owner of computer*: hey! *computer*:I'm sorry............

[@teknos_]

yes

[@diegoherrera1422]

you forgot the virus windows 10

[@adamwojciak5551]

Windows 10 is actually good. Windows 8 sucked though.

[@RoseTheHomeGirl]

I think it's pronounced Windows 8

[@rowanhodges2651]

+Adam Wojciak Windows XP was far better

[@billyburton123]

Think he means how Windows 10 is constantly collecting endless amounts of your info with mandatory updates. They could honestly put ads all over your lock screen and you cant do shit about it(which is exactly what they're doing).

[@itsjustblaze3489]

trojan and nestor

[@badghost5441]

What about "my doom". That is by far the worst computer virus in the world

[@noob_man8985]

If NoEscape was counted as a virus it would maybe be worse

[@LucasBurrell]

the solar winds one rn is pretty detrimental. its not going to cause as much damage to the public but it could compromise a lot of stuff.

[@offn4q]

i thought u texted my dorm lol

[@DrgnZip]

If the iloveyou virus caused so mush trouble by having a hidden file extension, then why are file extensions still hidden by default?

[@aasherahmed4389]

i think it was to make the GUI more clean without thr .vbs and .docs

[@DecemberEves]

Emails display file extentions by default (at least gmail and outlook), which is where the issue lies.

[@xidarian]

because people don't want security and usability, they want things to look pretty and not have old fashioned file extensions.

[@ShinyElGhosteo]

My guess is that most users aren't very smart and would accidentally remove the file extension when renaming it. I personally keep the extensions visible.

[@lyoselli]

They're not enabled by default for some stupid reason

[@inakie7756]

I wonder how many relationships Melissa ruined

[@Bombersman]

Yeah...

[@morganmorris4285]

Iñaki Etxepare lmfao

[@XProgo]

Iñaki Etxepare lmao

[@samavalll]

Yup 😔 😑 😩

[@clar1nettist204]

Iñaki Etxepare how can you say something so controversial yet so brave?

[@wyzolol]

"email: ILOVEYOU" me: eh just another email probably from a website that loves me for using it "unread emails: 910" also me: holy crap ima try to get more of these

[@around441pipissharingaytac4]

Yes make a ILOVEYOU gallery, and flex it to your friends

[@user-vf8zp2bk4p]

@@around441pipissharingaytac4 YES!!!

[@alkaupadhyay7650]

@@around441pipissharingaytac4 shitpost crusader here

[@ajetajetmane158]

WoW ThE EmAiL LoVeS YoU

[@lydiahumes6566]

@@around441pipissharingaytac4 Why did *JOTARO’S* theme start playing in my mind. It should’ve been Jonathan 😂

[@Kayay.C]

I got a virus on my computer and I'm always having panic attacks when I think about it,I still can't figure out how to stop it.

[@maxpono3611]

I had one and im pretty sure i perm deleted it. So now im constantly having panic attacks and being parinoid

[@shashanklaur507]

Here, in India, we just Format Everything.

[@kilderok]

heard this in Dr. Houses voice, comment suddenly became racist /i laughed/ /no regrets/

[@LJdaentertainer]

+kilderok fuck Reddit

[@gordonlawrence3537]

Formatting can get rid of some viruses. Low level formatting gets rid of most, but some still sit in the file allocation tables.

[@kilderok]

Lan.J i agree; slashes placed because interface glitched and disallowed me to separate sentences cleanly at time of post.

[@ankushm3t]

Only way to make sure virus is gone is to rewrite disk with zeros and then drill a big fat hole through the drive.

[@AyyHotDogS]

Imagine a virus that once on your computer , it spreads so quick and then once it's done doing the spread , it deletes System32.

[@devanthe]

Hot Dogs! Imagine being the hacker who reads this and actually has an idea how to do it.

[@donuts4lyfe400]

Hot Dogs! Pewdiepie is a Virus!?!?

[@GogiRegion]

(+hoo__c_) Eh. I’ve already thought of the idea. I think everyone who’s ever written malicious code has thought of that idea.

[@pizzaishear7873]

What is system32?

[@burnerztv4075]

@@pizzaishear7873 nothing , you should delete it free spare spac

[@thememegarden4479]

Make a Melissa virus, but the doc redirects to your KZbin channel. Instant subs.

[@longlivex4460]

The Memery yesssss

[@datsaltyperson2541]

Better yet, make it a button the redirects to the KZbin channel AND subscribes.

[@mele8332]

The Memery Yeah no

[@ianian69]

Yaaaaaas

[@joostklein12]

Genius

[@skyethebunny5313]

You: "it infects by email" Me: (rembers i have no friends)

[@Nikolas_GQ]

But you do have a mom or a dad email you XD

[@skyethebunny5313]

@@Nikolas_GQ they dont have friend neither

[@darugdawg2453]

Who use email in personal communications

[@diamondminor]

Whelp. Goodbye KZbin. Goodbye google. Goodbye amazon. Goodbye po... poptropica... yeah... poptropica

[@starsong8579]

Diamond Minor something's not right here

[@graceyou]

n..no..noooo! anything but poptropica!!

[@diamondminor]

Grace Y What else?!

[@catar9831]

army ;v

[@micahanedwards]

porn

[@bee3648]

“ the worst computer viruses ever” *laughs in mobile*

[@lisuchyu]

xD

[@hmwndp]

the worst mobile viruses ever

[@bee3648]

@@hmwndp NOOOOO

[@IvyFreeman]

@@bee3648 1.KZbin to mp3 2.free Minecraft

[@duceysanem]

@@bee3648 lmaooo

[@beayn]

20 years later, Windows is STILL HIDING FILE EXTENSIONS BY DEFAULT. I turn on extensions on every computer I touch. Also, why no mention of CryptoLocker? Its estimated to be a billion dollar market and is still going strong today.

[@MrC0MPUT3R]

CryptoLocker is the worst. Had to deal with it in my company. Luckily we keep off site backups.

[@beayn]

MrC0MPUT3R I work in IT. Both business and residential customers have been hit by it. The ones it hit hardest were the businesses who didn't want to spend extra money to have us do backups and did it themselves. A simple shared "backup" folder was easily encrypted. It usually resulted in them forking out money to have their files unlocked, and forking out more money to have us do a proper backup solution.

[@DictatorDraco]

Because endorsing a specific piece of software is not the role of science; however, they did mention different methods to protect oneself. Maybe they should have mentioned encrypting your filesystem, but the methods they mentioned will prevent the majority of cases.

[@MrC0MPUT3R]

Bryan Berry Do you know what you're talking about?

[@DustinRodriguez1_0]

Does it even reproduce itself though?

[@Nova-bv5qb]

I like that you added subtitles! :)

[@Becaful4]

My old computer had the blue screen of death

[@cameronvoller1310]

Ctrl + del + alt

[@northernnugget]

Black screen of death, Lenovo 11s tiny touch screen, Intel powered.

[@kx255]

Lol same!

[@user-xm7fx6ud5s]

That's not dnageerous

[@AlexanderVeliki]

Spingthr animates mine too

[@eripovic69]

are the links to the viruses in the description?

[@canes3b92]

No, just articles.

[@Rosi1_]

Vexoph it actually gave me a virus ome

[@ЧистоеНебо-ш2ц]

Lmao this comments deserves more likes

[@clumsycolours1677]

I take back my like Mr Afton

[@rin_ch4n]

Hi Purple guy :D

[@dwaynechapman812]

You know that computers viruses can't stand heat either? Just make your computer about 100 degree and they all ded

[@the8flo1]

just put your pc into a microwave, fast and effective

[@007..Eco..]

Mike Lunatic Pc's not hot. Never hot.

[@AphoticGoblin]

Mike Lunatic I can’t stand heat. I CANT STAND HEAT OMG AM I A VIRUSSSSSS

[@chessemchesse3676]

Mike Lunatic i Tried

[@Liorgh]

Mike Lunatic a d s

[@djmooncheeks1515]

There was a virus in the early 2000's that my ex is sure was on his computer. He reformatted his computer and it seemed to go away. There was 11 main computers and thousands infected botnet type computers. He was sure his was one of the 11 main computers. 10 were found. The 11th never was.

[@lepooperman6827]

You Forgot one thing, Deleting System32.

[@tfwagner81]

Guiofegcsfyukjzsdgcuizlixzdglsvvvdvhdy8cuosgu8osdcgu8ogizuilgilsvbguilwloulgu8octisaa6rdaulstydisaifukasul7eo78qyeiahgckasdobfghilguilreuiglfdafbiseguilfsdivuo.dsgicdsuig ilsdgcsuuoglcissdg78ocwdgiocsuilgossdyuikvilfduvgluidsidvjkcfvyukdzcuukdsbcdkvcudsglsukg odsg78flysegucjkvdsuk lisdb uilguigivwefguilHTIRYTOWTBFFYUKGUILXDGY8LVDDSGKFSDUKYVGUIOFEGYUOVSDGIODSIIOFRUILFGUIOWEU8OGDWNOLEAODAEMKABCUBHUOBWEFUUOWEFGUIOSDFGYUOGU8OWEFU8GOWGYUOSFKGYUFVYUKDDYUGKUUSDLVGYIRSU8LDS8LFUOSDG8LSDFSDFYUFYUE7FYUU IDS Lol i noticed the *fukasul* part and that was acually me typing random too XD Also translate these parts: *HTIRYTOWT & DWNOLEAODEMKABC*

[@Rosi1_]

Deleting System 32 isn’t a virus

[@tonzku.]

Me after deleting system 32:done! My computer:eiosjdkdosbdjxxjdowpsläsäwkeosowjeofpzmzlzodlfkflxoznfodpdkfkdkeowpsodlflflflxkzo

[@TeamHELPER]

rannol it’s a joke that is flying in your head r/woooosh

[@iiKingTurtle]

Le Pooper Man my sister did that. Now i have to get it fixed

[@Kitty-yd7bj]

Can he blink? WTF

[@Kalico_Kallie]

Peta McMillan I know right. Seriously 😂

[@gabrielle4898]

Peta McMillan Y R U looking into his eyes anyways...

[@Budda2020]

Because he is talking

[@weirdo7319]

Peta McMillan he blinks when you blink. If you don't blink he doesn't blink.

[@TF2Gaming101]

he does it between jump cuts

[@CalciteDragon]

that hoodie looks very comfortable

[@Oscar-os7fj]

Calcite Dragon I think u ment "UNcomfortable"

[@deffdefying4803]

TBE XavR Why do you think that?

[@user-vx1ib1er1j]

TBE XavR i think you meant “meant”

[@copywritersofficial4102]

DankHub I think you meant “I”.

[@ichigokurosakisubsoulreape7592]

Jumpinjack Thesprat I think

[@isaacpaintsemrouboanderline.]

I want to document a accident that happened once in minecraft. 3 skins (its already removed) had viruses that corrupted thousands of computers but the viruses were point out by avast and got removed. The viruses were easy to destroy and a simple antivirus scan deleted it. Probaly was made by someone who used tutorials of how to make a virus on noteblock.