Open Mouth Uh Oh, Hotdog! | Scissor Bros with Jeremiah Watkins & Steebee Weebee | Ep 44

[@TrailerTalesPod]

Thank you for being here with us every week! Your support gives us fuel 🚀 We got some live shows coming up and our Patreon is poppin!! Have a killer weekend Scissor Siblings!! ✂️✂️

[@Dhardy316]

🎶 Deeeeeeeeemonitized 🎶

[@danielflinchum4559]

Thank you for making my fridays eventful. I really look forward to watching you guys joke around every Friday!! It’s the best kickstart to my weekend.

[@nudetayne1617]

You guys are the best

[@gehrkedesign]

keep ya head up

[@marcoszavala4975]

Open a comedy club in lake Havasu. Lol a stop between Phoenix and vegas

[@lucianod1767]

Jeremiah: “hey guys we really need to be more conscious of the demonetization” ….. a few moments later “go go tenga rangers”

[@nathancampbell3034]

lol and to finish the episode with throwing tubular meats into eachother's forced-open mouths

[@AUserName-fv8zj]

@@nathancampbell3034 It's fine youtube TOS states "it's ok to insert tubular meats into your buddy's mouth providing said meats are thrown from a safe distance". Now if they slowly inserted tubular meats up close and personal, then we'd have ourselves a demonetization. My degree is in youtube law.

[@beatscomedy2277]

@@AUserName-fv8zj thank you for your service, Dan.

[@justcurious3514]

Steebee's voice-over with Jeremiah's expressions is a great bit 😄

[@shawnhilliard]

I agree! I got lost in it and completely forgot why it was happening lol.

[@chillinwithchris1536]

It would be a good challenge. See how long it takes for the one voicing to make the one doing facial expressions crack 😂 fuck, that sentence wasn’t easy to sort out

[@jwizdum2103]

It’s so good 😂😂

[@amiekp]

reminded me of drunk history!

[@tindlevibes4680]

Steve trying to describe the perils of his weed problem cracked me up. “Oh it would be bad. Living by a lake, examining plants and rocks in a robe.” That sounds great.

[@dibrenn3432]

That hot dog challenge, when Steve has the hot dog hanging out of his mouth…funniest I’ve laughed in a loooong time!!! Another home run guys ✂️

[@Nope.369]

I'm often depressed and this pod never fails to put me in a better mood. Here I am a grown ass woman giving myself a scissor hug. 😂 Thanks for the positivity and the laughs. ✂️

[@PJ_LTW]

We’re all here with you scissor sis! ✂️

[@sayjaibao01188]

Scissor hugs for u scissor sis! 🫂

[@Jamesp0nd]

I have a really painful disease and this Podcast helps me keep my cheer up so thanks and God-bless

[@kushrant7833]

God bless you man stay up , wishingh you the best in life !

[@vatoafroasanti8633]

Don’t stop doing what you guys started with. Fight the system. ✊🏼

[@lionsmanexx]

I love when Steve comes in on those harmonies 🎶🎵🎤

[@kyukyu5982]

Especially that last song. I shed a tear it was so beautiful 🌭😢

[@felixgama3304]

Steebee getting hit my all the hotdogs at once should be a T shirt design lol

[@charliedog29]

This opening song SLAPS. Best one yet bar the one with Jeremiah's dad

[@chillinwithchris1536]

I don’t know man, I thought the Tenga Egg song slapped pretty hard as well. Top 3 for me all day

[@Medieval_Dead]

“What kind of pickles?” “Whatever the kosher, dill, kosher…” I love this podcast.

[@zacleez8560]

Jeremiah’s “huurrr” laugh brings real joy to my heart every time I hear it

[@matthewkrueger9191]

This needs to be said: Jeremiah is the 21st century Mr. Rogers, and Steebee is the 21st century Captain Kangaroo....I can't be the only one who knows this!

[@evanabbott2737]

Yes!👍

[@vanbeveren6]

Oh yea, Mr. Rogers has a show about shoving and enema bottle, having an enema dance and shitting for a contest.

[@vanbeveren6]

@@JediSteele yea let me find the video of mr rogers doing that!!!

[@winnieblews]

Always my fav part of the week!! I stopped watching KATS because steebs not on anymore. Praise for ✂️✂️✂️

[@cyanidespacewalk]

@@uncle_podcast5332 This Delia guy 😂😂😂😂

[@j.p.7670]

Why isn't he on KATS anymore?

[@johnjohnson458]

I know how you feel! Scissor Bros is the #1 constant positive comedic force of Fridays! KATS can't even come close to that level of funny when they don't have Steve or Theo on, and they replace them with some dented up mfer and shallow af match making segments.

[@vanbeveren6]

The whole dating game segment is boring now. Without theo and/or steebee, the podcast is really starting to crumble.

[@ericsalazar3812]

I love Griff but I haven’t watch Kats since.

[@pauli7457]

I miss Steve's cooking videos, but not as much as his man on the street videos! 🛸👽🛸

[@daveismoseley]

Steebee on the streetee best

[@sweetdee6192]

Unfortunately stuck in quarantine but Jeremiah and the Koreano loco will be a good way to start the day!! ✂️✂️✂️

[@WilliamKubischta]

I didn't understand Koreano Loco until just now 😂😂😂

[@UNREAILMONSTER]

This is a family podcast hands down my kid loved the worm eating challenge 🤣🤣🤣

[@Sergeant666]

My scissor sibs are here to make my Friday bright! Thanks for the positivity on a Friday my scissor fathers! Keep cutting up ✂️✂️✂️✂️🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒

[@kylezeebug]

When he reveals the tenga sponsorship I laughed harder than I ever have before I fell out of my chair 🤣

[@HowYouuuDoinnn]

I swear, scissor bros needs to release official versions of all the songs they’ve created….they are masterpieces!

[@diponyou50]

New challenge: sandwich off. Best sandwich wins. Loser has to eat a gross sandwich that the other one makes.

[@diponyou50]

@Lime Aid omg I love adventure time!!!

[@pshake]

Moment of appreciation for Jeremiah's Scissor Gollum impression.

[@yojimbo187187]

Roughly a year ago I started waking up with sore abs. Long story short my wife discovered it was because i watch the show on repeat on Friday. Thanks for the ab workout, scissorbros!

[@menotyou6630]

Awe, Steve, thank you sooo much for sharing your story! I suffered from anorexia and bulimia in high school, it is such a scary thing. My husband was a wrestler from the age of 3 and cut weight in high school, luckily he was never bulimic. It is such a heavy burden to hide. Praise you for your honesty! I’m happy to say that we are now foodies and raising our children to have a very healthy relationship with food.

[@lefthandedpress]

They can't keep us down! Ill jump through every hoop and sign in to get the best content on the internet 🙌🙌🙌✂️✂️✂️✂️

[@CoolKid_50]

Jeremiah and Stevie: “We’re gonna stop doing anything sexual or involves nudity so we don’t get demonetized anymore.” Also Jeremiah and Stevie: “We’re now sponsored by Tenga!” And proceed to talk about using sex toys. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Chris-P]

I love Jeremiah's laugh 😂

[@MexicanMartialArts]

Worth the hassle. 💯

[@am-mp5nt]

grandmaster 🤧

[@wishmeluck95]

woah you're here?

[@shonuff9181]

Yooo "Stupid fake hobbitses" was so on point lol

[@nategomes1719]

It picks me up 2 guys by the end of the week I wanna break sometimes and y’all making me laugh and feel good is great no bs.

[@fleshtaffy]

Thank you for what you guys do. Thumbs up from Saigon.

[@DeSoto1986]

26:39 Steve's so excited he started speaking Quangounese.

[@robertfrost8264]

8:57 - Jeremiah's lead in to that deadpan delivery of the bad news was *hilarious* hahaha

[@FalseFinishProductions]

please come to Hudson Valley, NY just once boys, we wanna see a Scissor Bros Live!!!

[@celticRAGE101]

shoutout to the 845

[@chrisfrench2405]

Steve’s laughing during and after the challenge makes this whole episode! Love it

[@noahn8130]

Real ones remember the “Uh Oh, hot-dog!” sketches Steeves brother did

[@LangstonDev]

Who's that now?

[@sieveroconnor-aoki8217]

2nd week as a new subscriber : happy to see y’all this AM. Love from nyc

[@misun808]

Steebee: “We can edit that out.” Jeremiah: “No, we can edit that in.” Should be on ScissorBros merch!!! ✂️✂️✂️

[@DanielDanger420]

I slapped the thumb up so hard when Jeremiah said his dad makes great sandwiches. I'm a dad of 3 kids. And they say I make the BEST sandwiches. It's gotta be a dad thing, I guess.

[@ElCasteels]

I’ll tell you one thing; since I created an account on YT I’ve never not been signed in across all devices. And first thing I always do when I click on a Scissorbros video is give it a 👍🏻

[@Michael-tg9lj]

How do you go from being a family podcast to have a promo code for tenga hahahaha I love scissor bros!!! Sorry bad friends, Chrissy chaos, trash Tuesday and anything else. This is #1 poddy woddy

[@jasonkemppainen4731]

Had History Hyenas stayed around though... we’d have some conflict of interest

[@trapchurches555]

Bad friends is definitely better than this

[@Michael-tg9lj]

@@trapchurches555 and that’s where you’re wrong. Only thing that makes it close is Rudy.

[@callumcoates-keddy9107]

You guys are the light, bobby and santino are the darkness.

[@johnmendozaofficial4526]

First 20 seconds and they already start out with the cotagious chuckling fuck man i love this show it just tops off the week good or bad 💙💙✂️✂️ love you guys 🤌🏼🤣🤙🏽

[@ThePandasDen]

The introduction of the sheath snake was one of my favorite ad reads, off the top of my head 😂

[@AS-vh5uv]

Steve with the dog hanging out of his grill had me fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rickeykoga2312]

Good morning and Happy Friday Scissor Fam! ✂️✂️✂️🙅✂️✂️✂️ Let's make it a good one!!

[@Dhardy316]

✂️ ✂️ stay safe yo ✂️ ✂️

[@HunkFungus]

This looks like a really good one ✂️✂️✂️✂️ Happy Friday Scissor Siblings!!

[@Dhardy316]

✂️ ✂️ stay safe yo ✂️ ✂️

[@landraw969]

Happy Friday!!! Got my breakfast tacos and Scissor Bros!! Let’s go!! ✂️❤️🙌🏼

[@botre6505]

47:24 Steve's voice change 😆 🤣 😂

[@jakesmall3454]

Do the scissor siblings need some scissor bros cooking vids? I think so

[@swyjow]

Meth

[@tokoloshe42]

Not only did I give myself a scissor hug but held on for a scissor snuggle

[@ericl.8454]

This podcast is something special. No matter what’s going on in my life, if I tune in I know I’m gonna laugh and just see two good friends having fun together. You guys created something that isn’t easy to replicate

[@ramonnunez9484]

All the add reads are flipping hilarious 😂 and i always remember what it is because of your funny ads. Great job.

[@TheDeAngeloo]

this challenge is peak podcasting imo. hardest ive laughed all day

[@Brandon-ng2lw]

I don’t actively seek out scissor bros, but I’ve watched all 44 episodes. Can’t say no when these two pop up on me feed.

[@ericsalazar6161]

The hot dog bit had me dying!!! 😂😂😭😭👌👌

[@Jrenegade1]

You have the ONLY ADS I won’t skip hahahah thanks for the positivity!

[@RicKChops]

The hotdog song made laugh soooooo hard I almost fell to the floor hahahaha😂😂 That was a masterpiece lol

[@lCurbstomp]

The Chorizo round is Steve's imagery for tonight

[@zach_334]

“Its a long Chorizo.” “It’s a long Chorizo?” “Ya. It’s a long Chorizo” Lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂

[@rickeykoga2312]

57:51 it's a damn fact that I have never laughed harder and more immediately than the moment that hot dog slid into Steve's mouth 👍🤣😳😆

[@0taku514]

Scissor parent here. It’s pretty wild at how true it is that this show lightens up the mood. Been battling with some pretty strong anxiety and overwhelmed a lot of the week but once I watch this show it gets me into such a better mood. Thanks you guys love you guys! Keep up the great work!

[@bobbowie9350]

So what do you do the rest of the week then??

[@Ceets4Beets]

"It's like unboxing an oculus"🤣

[@hey_keith]

Your songs are more catchy than any song on the radio these days. You guys are the best!!

[@hiphopfaerie]

That hot dog challenge made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts 😅😅😅 Especially both times the hot dog got in Steve's mouth and ya'll just lost it laughing-- Love you, scissor brothers ❤❤❤

[@russell_the_love_muscle]

you guys never fail to make me smile. the challenge had me rolling. I always stay for gerald. he is the best. ✂

[@Mindoasisreels]

Best challenge yet. The chaos that ensues post Jeremiah’s first hot dog bullseye - hilarious. Great work guys !

[@darklumin]

I love how wholesome this show is

[@StayGoldGun]

That challenge was amazing!

[@MrWendak]

Thank you for HotDog in the Mouth. I needed that, you two are The Beat!!

[@shawnaimus]

This has become my favorite podcast, above all the rest. True laughter! Love my scissors bros!!✂️

[@tsmcghee8907]

"soon we'll be serving fries" got me

[@alyssaawilliams]

"He has a pumpkin patch" 😂

[@timmybrowzen]

So close to 70k subs! Congratulations!! Great work!!! SB4L✂️✂️🎷🎹

[@jgoldfisher]

This was the first episode ive seen and really enjoyed the silly, good natured and generally absurd lanes you gentlemen go to. Really respect steebie taking the point back in the weenie toss game too after jeremiah stuck his first one. Not to mention the harmonies in the songs! Awesome job!

[@benbrown5495]

The music cut when you guys are about to do some scissors is my god damn favorite.

[@jamesm28]

Oh man, that was a great episode! The songs, the stories, the silly challenge! Excellent. Thank you so much for creating these shows week after week. Jeremiah and Steebee's chemistry is just great, and I liked hearing the candidness and honesty in their stories and connections. This podcast has helped me out in so many ways, thank you all for being here on this crazy beautiful journey we call life. Scissor bros and Fam for life. ❤️✂️ ❤️

[@tobyarmstrong5450]

Steve reviewing toys would be a very welcome re-occurring segment

[@Rayabeanie091]

That direct hit was wild! Hahahahha 😭😭

[@MarkMark0000]

Steve looks just like that laughing yao ming meme when he laughs with that thing in his mouth during the hot dog challenge 🤣

[@jordankay9818]

Yooo thanks for the laughs!! This was one of the best ones yet 😂

[@justcurious3514]

Doing scissors, Gerald thoughts, and the ads are my favorite parts...also the songs of course 😍😅

[@daveismoseley]

So the whole thing?

[@justcurious3514]

@@daveismoseley yeah I realized that as I wrote it ;)

[@camskicks1272]

NO DOUBT, my favorite song so far, 🔥🔥🔥

[@thapalemexican]

Steebee just eating, slicing, chopping up blocks of cheese the whole food dance party break

[@kevinstec89]

I've been watching since pretty much the beginning and this is the first time I subconsciously started group scissoring with you guys and the unseen veiwers, I felt a weight lifted off my shoulders before I noticed my father behind me staring at me, I turned around and we locked eyes then he just walked away silent, it wasn't awkward at all

[@1111Balance]

This, and the burp challenge are the best ScissorBros challenges so far XD and it was nice to see you guys play on the same piano in the last song

[@lrd_flacko3017]

When the weather is permiable we need a Scissor Bros camping vlog

[@kayak2354]

Only podcast I don’t forward through the ads. Your ads are little skits. Thanks for your hard work.

[@charb3448]

A tenga rangers sketch would be the funniest thing ever🤣

[@lilymae7683]

Scissor bros for life! You guys are the best!!!!✂️💗✂️💗✂️💗✂️💗✂️💗✂️💗✂️💗✂️💗✂️💗✂️💗✂️

[@philipmarks516]

I’d say one of the best parts of this show are the songs! Always looking forward to hearing them!

[@bambus_ross]

Jeremiah been waiting to do that Gollum impression for a minute, I can tell 😂😂😂

[@evandercaldwell9993]

My Favourite Podcast!! Love The Scissor Bros!! 🤗✂💕

[@Dhardy316]

✂️ ✂️ stay safe yo ✂️ ✂️

[@Oldskewljams]

Pumped for that first Tenga Ad read 😭

[@GeeJayDee_null]

the challenge and closing song. that was the hardest and longest I've laughed in a long time. my face is wet from all the tears. there were times I thought I'd pass out from laughing.

[@V1ct0r10u5]

THAT WAS THE BEST CLOSING SONG EVER!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seli88]

S:"gsme back to you; which one am i gonn use tonight?" J:"the red one because its less intimidating and-" S:"and ur, exac-tly...right" 😂😂I cant stand it 😂😂😂😂 28:03

[@kam7046]

I swear this my adult Saturday morning cartoons 😂

[@brandonleestrain]

I’d listen to an ENTIRE pod of them talking with the things in