SCIZZAHZ & WIZARD VS SHUFFLE-T & MARLO | Don't Flop Rap Battle

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[@EvilGeniusHD]

This is the most under-viewed battle in DontFlop, This should easily have a million views.

[@louiswalsh70]

Just leave me alone

[@chasekinsey9983]

"in battles you state your chips are stacked to the roof, which is a hazardous waste and impractical move." Brilliant. Love from Cali

[@6oodfella]

That Oxfam ad line was class.

[@dabrainfromdaukraine]

6oodfella as someone who watches your vids, i am so happy you watch battles :D

[@michaelcheapshot3947]

I actually had to look it up. Once i found the advert i died laughing. Lol

[@5nelling]

"There's some shit we said we wouldn't bring up, and we're men of our word... Time" Brilliant!!

[@MartinDaniell7]

Marlo & Shuffle were cool like always. Wizz & Schizz though, delivered one of the funniest performances I've ever seen. One of my go-to battles if I've got a spare 25-30 minutes. 🎤🔥🎤🔥👏👏🇬🇧👊

[@Phantomdirt]

This was one of the, if not the, best 2 on 2's ive ever seen from DontFlop...

[@mensbums1]

look at other shuffle marlo ones

[@Phantomdirt]

mensbums1 I've watched them all, believe me, but in this one it was both teams that had me laughing, not just shuffle and marlo like it usually is.

[@joeskiro]

Phantomdirt I agree. The synchronized part.. never been done.

[@Phantomdirt]

joe skiro I have a feeling somebody is going to re attempt it and fail terribly...

[@mensbums1]

Phantomdirt haha yeah I see your point, I think I prefer the angles taken against those that take themselves seriously personally but this was certainly enjoyable

[@mcmxcvii4271]

Messi in the box...Barcalona LMAO gets me every time.

[@1272525tomh]

'When I'm up here wellll, it's great fun when I'm talking!' Love it

[@sulimanm9087]

Shuffle and Marlo showing why they're the champs in that last round

[@jamiejay7867]

Aq qq

[@harux2986]

''Your girl flies around the kid like an Oxfam ad'' Wizzzz lmao, that still gets me

[@jmsbwrs]

The synchronised shtick at the end was genius!!!

[@lozmoz12345]

Wiz and Sciz kill me every time. Something about Wiz's delivery just cracks me up.

[@urzdues3321]

Came back again for this one . Still a classic !! . Always a good laugh 😆

[@xCarterGaming]

2v2s on dont flop are the best. They should definatly upload more 2v2s.

[@arsenalmanic]

Quality stuff. Very entertaining, as expected from these lot.

[@jakep1389]

This sort of battle rap is so much better than when people actually try and rap

[@jbin2424]

16:26 'Your set is polished for certain. You put a lot of the work in // I wish I practiced as much but I'd rather not be a virgin // ' Still probably my favourite bar ever fired at Shufflo. To this day still I come back to this battle at least once every few months. DF's golden era.

[@GenericCoyote]

Back again to revisit this absolute classic. All time don't flop battle

[@harux2986]

''That black 40 still poppin' like Mary J Blige''

[@MrChalkTV1]

That last part from Shuffle and Marlo was incredible! So original.. had me in stitches

[@R.Mac_]

it's like sports day at school the way I'm clapping them nines !!YES!!

[@emvy84]

& rhymed it with Mary J Blige

[@roadrunneruntd]

Bloody hell Shuffle and Marlo's 3rd was golden.

[@daireoruadhachain1667]

That Oxfam ad bar has to be the hardest don’t flop bar I’ve heard

[@DJAzzieG]

That is one of the funniest battles I've seen in a hot while

[@ctyesixteen5162]

One of my favourite battles :D

[@Emayzin]

Wiz is a legend lmao.

[@James_Sutherland]

This was hilarious. Really wanna see Wiz and Scizz vs Big J and Lefty or Joker Starr and Verb T, those would be dope match ups.

[@joe2393]

Entertaining battle, nice to have to a laugh at a battle for a change and not be so serious about battle rap. Always love a Scizzahz and Wizard match

[@alexday2588]

Haha such a good battle, Love the fact dont flop still has the entertainment side of things still going.

[@MDubleU]

"flies around the kid like an oxfam ad" wow haha

[@TSB43]

great great battle from both sides #salute

[@tijmenbruin]

watched this battle like 20 times and i just saw that huge giant speaker on the roof, looks stable XD

[@stoothemighty]

got to be one of DFs best ever battles. shuffle and marlo are at the top of their game here and the styles of the two pairs compliment each other so well ten out of fucking ten

[@brandonthomas6710]

Shuffle-T and Marlo are Geniuses!! That third round was amazing...There the champs for a reason. There setting the bar really high for 2 on 2 battles.

[@karlbrown7406]

this battle is too funny, just goes to show you its not all about going beast mode.

[@ogjjones]

These dudes had me rolling, this battle was mad funny.

[@johnsmith-xd9ul]

damn dudes where the fuck have sciz n wiz gone? hands down they r the funniest battle rappers out there. this one was won by sciz n wiz no doubt, just watched it second time now as i remember wiz'z ray charles bar, classic.

[@Trudon]

yeah i hope they come back....make me lmao everytime

[@westhammullet]

Was worried about shuffle and Marlo in first 2 rounds but they smashed that 3rd. Wow!

[@jordanandsons]

props to eurgh for setting this match up, I've wanted this for ages

[@adrunkvagabond]

Had to come back. Legendary

[@EdNorty]

Wizard sure loves biscuits.

[@biscuitsbeats2815]

I love him right back

[@michaelaveyard5224]

Shuffle T & Marlo are just sick.. The synchronisation bars and how they delivered it won it for me.

[@madhausen]

When Scissors and Wizard were up, I had a hard time trying to figure out if this was an intentional bad bars match or not. Because they had bad bars, even by the standards of a bad bars match.

[@xSpaceSauce]

+Tokka that's their gimmick. their bars are bad, but still fuckin hard cos it's big wiz and sciz

[@madhausen]

xSpaceSauce I just thought they were god awful, didn't do anything for me.

[@xSpaceSauce]

Tokka eh, personal tastes and that. i think they're jokes because it's blatant parody

[@lilbro1984]

+Tokka me either first time now they're in my top 3 2v2 teams if you catch that satire it's fucking gold

[@EdNorty]

Scizzahz looks like he's gonna be the best Uncle ever in ten years.

[@essexdamo]

This is the only battle shuffle n Marlo have lost n they knew it aswell

[@evoke97]

+Damo Moran Marlos voice was fucked

[@NewPink14]

+Evoke Still would of lost based on material.

[@RKOunion]

No, Shuffle T and Marlo easily won. It's not even close. You don't win battles with a bunch of silly gun bars.

[@NewPink14]

Yeah i think you misspelled genius gun bars how awkward for you

[@RKOunion]

No, it's not awkward for me since I didn't misspell anything. The gun bars were silly and nonsensical and irrelevant.

[@contee12345]

Black 40 like Mary j bilge was sick

[@XxThatMOPARDudexX]

That with in reason line was smooth, those who dont know reason is a sound/music editing software.

[@SamPicone]

This is one of my favourite DF battles ever, Wizard domes it.

[@aRatherLargeTurd]

cant wait for this

[@LionelWitchieWardrob]

Don't then

[@ScottyDnB]

Great battle, huge fan of shufflo but i think scizz and wiz took this.

[@DannyWonder]

Sciz and Wiz are the 2 most entertaining battle rappers ever

[@klabbro]

+Horus well.... no!

[@evoke97]

+Horus yeah not really lol

[@godoflove8057]

+Horus i see you like them abc rhyme schemes they came with

[@neemo23571]

Thank you Don't Flop. I asked for this battle when Sharlo/Muffle T won the doubles title & I haven't laughed out loud so much since April Fools show. I would rather be entertained than watch another generic rap battle. Theres plenty of other leagues and battlers that do this outside the UK for the haters. Keep it entertaining. Thank you.

[@TRIPP5_Shurikens]

Watched this again finally and damn near died laughing.

[@noname-ve7wo]

So dope

[@michaelcheapshot3947]

Only bar that went over my head was the, "your music is good within reason". Anyone got any insight for me? lol. Hands down this is top 5 one of my favorite battles ever. EVER!!!!!

[@benjamingarcia9612]

Reason is a Digital Audio Workstation used to make music. So Marlo is suggesting instead of uploading them for people to hear, he should just make them and keep them in the program so no one has to hear his beats. Pretty clever word play lol

[@michaelcheapshot3947]

You are awesome for that bro. Thanks. Now i understand every bar. Sick.

[@michaelcheapshot3947]

@@benjamingarcia9612 hey man. What did sizz mean when he said hes like a builder having a wank the way he shoots on time? And also when he says hes in a bar full of beans like hes fund raising??? Appreciate the help brotha. Thanks bro. Have a blessed day.

[@aaronfledge]

@@michaelcheapshot3947 He said 'shoot on sight', so it's a pun on a building site. The other one I'm not sure of - I heard 'bath' not bar, but still don't get it.

[@iwillheadlockyournan731]

this was funny as fuck to be fair

[@trademark1989est]

Rated that synchronized shit at the end, even battle though IMO. Eurgh is like the catalyst for crowd reaction when it comes to those giddy gun bars, you can tell they absolutely crease him

[@nicholasstone1826]

Could someone explain the bathtub of beans? I just can't make it out.

[@smoothjamm]

People in the UK have raised money for charity by sitting in baked beans and friends/followers donate

[@CharlieWhite101]

Matt Lucas I think started that

[@TheSaurusWins]

awesome all the way around

[@RhodWillz]

Such a good battle

[@PainfulDeath]

Instant classic =)

[@sanmorris]

i lost my shit after 21:49 when shuffle said its great fun when im talking xD scizz and wiz probably got that though. funny fckn battle!

[@RockZtah013]

You know they're British when they need to drink tea in the middle of rap battling.

[@GuerillaWar4s]

We asians do that too :-)

[@draper5058]

How do you know it’s tea?

[@oplex]

@@draper5058 Because we know they are British. Chicken and the egg.

[@dnbsmurf]

Last part of Marlo and Shuffle's last round was probably the best thing anyone's ever done in battle rap. Epic

[@zenmaster666]

this is gonna be good

[@chuckb420]

Can't remember the last time I put a thumbs up for a don't flop battle....

[@evolutionaryapostle5488]

Wizard and Scizzahz had me dying !! Wizard was saying some crazy shit, he should sell his bars to some URL rappers.

[@datura420420]

Even with sickness, Shufflo won this for me. Maybe a draw for round one, but the 2nd and 3rd from Shufflo exposed their opponents game and stepped up their own. Their opponents excel at what they do, but 3 rounds of the same stuff is an L when your top tier. Respect

[@wigzenga]

Marlo & Shuffle T's third was basically a dance routine a fucking sick dance routine ha!

[@wally847]

Amazing hahah last round

[@morGrizz]

Wiz and schiz every time, their gun bars are so underrated

[@Enzo_dub]

Best one yet (y)

[@GrandaddyCrunk]

scizzahz and wizard fucking murdered them wow

[@effortlessGFX]

“My life is large and obscene, I keep the funds raising. I’m in a bath full beans, like I’m fund raising.” Absolute classic of a battle with so many quotable lines. Always come back to it. Reckon it’s the only loss Shufflo’s ever taken.

[@tecnique000]

Shuffle and Marlo still hold the crown for these 2 on 2 battles - far more creative and subversive than any other set of rappers out there. People are only saying they lost because Marlo was ill and couldn't perform the best. Pound for pound they're untouchable. Sciz and Wiz were funny but they are nowhere near as clever with the writtens.

[@chadywood]

Best battle ever haaaaah

[@jAcKK1233234]

deffo one of the best battles i have seen on dont flop both siiick teams but i think scizzahz and wizard took that one, was a funny battle iswel.

[@interesting2491]

Wiz gun bars are so consistent and actually slap hard

[@foolkiller8762]

Okay that synchronization shit was actually mad original, not just a Kid Twist derivative, I am impressed.

[@andyeccles897]

Shuffle T and Marlo are probably the funniest and most consistent team, but, Wiz and Scizz are on fucking fire here!

[@FMEmedia1]

is this wizard guy for real with all them gun bars

[@robyg89]

One of the funniest battles you'll ever see

[@oWarCloudo]

Shuffle T v Heretic / Shuffle T v Raptor will be the funniest you’ll ever see

[@ThisIsMattLee]

That closer was crazy hahaha

[@YouCannotComex]

Battles don't come better than this one.

[@PlaAwa]

replay value mortality

[@uraharamitchell7250]

That Gillette bar was fuckin fire

[@wertrocks123]

Good battle

[@MCJackLight]

Boom!

[@paulcreewrites]

This is one of my favourite battles. Could listen to Wizard bars all night. Debatable but I’d say Wis and Scizz took this

[@CurbkidClothing]

“Say something boring, it’s great fun when I’m talking” just brilliant.

[@FrakJags]

You know it's gonna be a good battle when you read "SHUFFLE-T & MARLO" :D

[@kylechermak7092]

Can someone explain the oxfam ad to me? I don't live in the Uk.

[@musicmagpiethxiv]

Oxfam is a charity that has adverts on TV asking for donations for people living in extreme poverty, usually in Africa. They'd often show emaciated children with flies on them/buzzing around them drinking dirty water and stuff like that.

[@michaelcheapshot3947]

Yes the flies thing is true. But its also a double meaning because they also had a "lift" advert where the kid was flying and when he flew around the other kids theyd fly too. So it basically it means, its the greatest battle rap line EVER!!!

[@patrickkelly6043]

best battle ever

[@tormundgiantsbane5554]

End of Shuff/Marlos third round was insanity haha!

[@9JackR6]

that last bit from Shuffle T and Marlo though

[@aaronfledge]

Massive Shufflo fan here, and reckon this is the only time they ever lost (not counting that 24-hour prep battle). They had the best moment of the battle by far in the third round, and that'd win it for me if I was taking the event as a whole, but for whatever reason battle raps are judged round by round and this was a S&W 2-1.

[@paddyc9371]

It's great fun when i'm talking lol

[@willhavealook]

Arguably, both had comparably funny imagery and ideas... but if you consider quality of writing, delivery, rebuttals and the dynamic between partners; it should be pretty clear who won.

[@BoneIdolUK]

Both teams were great, big up Marlo for battling with a sore voice

[@michaelcheapshot3947]

Back here in 2020. This will always be one of the greatest battles in existence. The fact it's not viewed a million times makes me smh at the battle scene. Wtf are these people doing? I've tried not to give a decision on this one, but after watching it in 2020, I still think shuff and marlo 2-1. Even though this is the most competition they've ever had in a battle. Crack and Cee, bodied, quest and marv, bodied, verb and joker, triple bodied, "shut up dialect and zen", super body. This was their closest battle where it's actually possible Josh and jack took 1 and 2. But I still say 1 and 3 to shufflo.