There is absolutely nothing more satisfying in football than watching a team that has been wasting time in the most impertinant ways finally taking a goal and then crying and lamenting and whining over the lost minutes.
@StevenKAIMBA7 ай бұрын
Football is better this way, it’s not a robot game
@yuri.eckert6 ай бұрын
Brazil x Argentina, Copa América final 2004
@ruidean726 ай бұрын
@@StevenKAIMBA It is a cheating game..... Bring in the Blue Card for Time wasting. !0 mins in the bin, and this will stop immediately. If two players time wasting, 2 blue cards.
@johnjim67936 ай бұрын
@@ruidean72 I generally agree with you. Although it depends on what kind of time wasting it is. If the players are doodling with the ball at the corner flag, then there is nothing illegal about it, and the other team has the opportunity to prevent it. But all this stuff like keeping the ball, throwing it away, faking injuries ecc. should definitely be punished with a blue card.
@johnjim67936 ай бұрын
@@yuri.eckert I thought Germany vs Sweden in 2018.
@aleclothar37157 ай бұрын
The one where they kept moving the guy in and out of the pitch is proper shithousery, hilarious, too
@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm31537 ай бұрын
First one was crazy too.
@user-ye9bc7nw2c7 ай бұрын
Xd
@meispuis6 ай бұрын
bruhhhhhhh this is why i check the comment and here i am..spot onn🥲🤣🤣
@dayostical6 ай бұрын
If you thought your teammate was legit injured, you wouldn't drag him onto the pitch like that 😄😄
@robinsoncruise22286 ай бұрын
brasil this year. too funny
@noooname25687 ай бұрын
When it’s your team: master tactics 😎 When it’s against: f-ing time wasters 🤬
@gusti146 ай бұрын
Humanity in a nutshell
@marcinhetna5576 ай бұрын
That's what we call the hipocrisy. Fortunately not people are hipocrites.
@Billiamwoods6 ай бұрын
Honestly it's pretty embarrassing either way. Unless it's like holding it at the corner flag, that's fair enough.
@ElliexUwU7 ай бұрын
'paul dont take the piss' lmao
@manofculture25927 ай бұрын
I really didn't understand what did he mean? 😭
@BroganFPS_7 ай бұрын
He means ''paul, stop messing about''
@oror86467 ай бұрын
He meant dont take drugs
@stavrosmanousakis89077 ай бұрын
The bastard says he is playing football, dancing around the corner
@empireofchad6 ай бұрын
@@oror8646 not even close
@nishchayarora19727 ай бұрын
The last one was crazy, goalkeeper was jumping on the attacker 😂😂
@listicliyoung85097 ай бұрын
Man that’s crazy
@wp80227 ай бұрын
That goalkeeper seems pretty psycho.
@Xyfresh7 ай бұрын
😂😂
@genesisz17 ай бұрын
@@wp8022u have to be crazy to be a goalkeeper
@FSousA7X6 ай бұрын
Him wanting for the player to come to him 😂😂
@United4life18897 ай бұрын
two ads before the video starts is the biggest time waster I've seen all video
@1ndonlyhenrrz7 ай бұрын
😂
@niwempleh7 ай бұрын
I thought it was appropriate and not even mad!
@niwempleh7 ай бұрын
@@United4life1889 both!
@Vittrich7 ай бұрын
may i talk to you about ublock origins for(insert browsername). it will save you time and you can disable it for channels you like to support.
@alexsevern12607 ай бұрын
Both unskippable too
@restlessforacurevids5 ай бұрын
I despise teams that do this, even my own. Play the freaking game, if you’re a good team you win without having to resort to this shit.
@manofculture25927 ай бұрын
The way how Ramos shake referee's hand after red card was hilarious
@Blueclues167 ай бұрын
But why did mourinho ask them to get the red cards?
@Jorgerally357 ай бұрын
@@Blueclues16 They had received a yellow card already during the match. If they receive another yellow card in the next matches, they would miss the next match after the second yellow card. But if they received a red card, they miss the next match, but the first yellow is deleted. They did this because they were already qualified for the next round, so they prefered to miss those players in the last match of group phase rather than having the risk of losing those players in an eliminatory match.
@naoufeloulhaj91467 ай бұрын
@@Jorgerally35Thanks Big Brain 👍
@yoshikigrg86 ай бұрын
@@Jorgerally35 🧠 😎 👍 🔥
@mariox79185 ай бұрын
@@Jorgerally35arent the cards wiped out when it moves onto the knockout stages?
@waitasecond.7 ай бұрын
The "What have I done?" from Klopp was hilarious💀
@dxnooos11697 ай бұрын
On god bro 😭😭
@C_H_E_E_S_E-7 ай бұрын
But seriously though
@blurry97447 ай бұрын
Lmao, this video is disgusting and hilarious at the same time
@vitocorleone19607 ай бұрын
Football nowadays😢😢
@skuty48824 ай бұрын
Reason why I stopped watching. A team scores one goal and then the whole game is just park the bus and waste time. Who in their right minds would spent 90 minutes of their own life watching this shit?
@Yoxa44 ай бұрын
@@skuty4882and not only that, modern football is all about getting penalties from your simulation, and the more famous footballer is, the more often they act, just look at ronaldo and neymar, its just disgusting
@VinousCC7 ай бұрын
'Inside the pitch, outside the pitch, inside the pitch, outside the pitch'😂
@ashpuppets38896 ай бұрын
2:28 "Paul don't take the piss," Is absolutely sensational🤣🤣
@aligindahouse77777 ай бұрын
Mark Noble is a legend for doing that hahah
@deyrune94656 ай бұрын
Saved that man's life by getting him the medical attention he needed, hero
@spagheddy3387 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 "I need you to get a red card! Tell Ramos to get a red card! Get a red card on this free kick!"
@villeda0097 ай бұрын
Mourinho wanted them to get red cards so they would have a clean slate for the champions league knockout rounds
@onee7 ай бұрын
@@villeda009He lost it when someone else took the free kick instead of Ronaldo though. 😂😂😂
@bosssanchez32477 ай бұрын
@@oneenow we know why he sold Ozil 😂
@learningteacher93866 ай бұрын
here's the solution: don't add minutes because of fouls/ goals etc. Just stop the time at every goal/ injury. And then the most important thing: after minute 85 stop the clock every single time the ball is out of bounds or somebody is injured etc. Problem solved.
@derpplayer22923 ай бұрын
You need to understand that this sport is also played on low budget with just the arbiter doing everything, the time on the arbiter watch on the wrist is the only reference the arbiter can have, you cant tell the arbiter to stop the time on his watch for every single infraction and every single little thing.
@otrotipo_otro2 ай бұрын
THIS. There's so many sports that do this and that don't deviate from the main thing: playing the game. The solution is so simple...
@mikha176 ай бұрын
Benteke + Ayew corner wrestling is actual class 😂
@abody4996 ай бұрын
that isn't time wasting
@PedroGarcia-go5ob6 ай бұрын
Mourinho telling his players to get red cards is wild. Then him getting angry when Ronaldo refused to get sent off was gold.
@Arcerdomek7 ай бұрын
7:13 LOL they tossin him about 💀🤣
@Shahzadbio7 ай бұрын
Klopps reaction and voice was priceless
@Ramnokri5 ай бұрын
1:55 helping his opponent getting to the side line so he can get treatment. What a noble man
@glacousxx4 ай бұрын
Lives up to his name .
@Ramnokri4 ай бұрын
@@glacousxx yeah he deserved this name :D
@AndreyAngulo2 ай бұрын
1:55 who needs a stretcher when you got that guy 😂
@JelleCa7 ай бұрын
Mbappe is what's wrong with football nowadays. A brilliant player, but so many unneccesary timewasting antics. And this is what the kids now pick up unfortuantely.
@Pakos-Terimos7 ай бұрын
100% but Ronaldo started this shit Stats War games.
@alexsevern12607 ай бұрын
Time wasting in the farmers league too
@prayasjain85837 ай бұрын
Well Ronaldo, Vini and Haaland are in the video too.. that's what separates Messi from them
@yahavyosipovich88087 ай бұрын
But Ronaldo and haaland did it with class
@yannickbaken48316 ай бұрын
@@prayasjain8583 Messi most def did some timewasting too. he was simply not included in this video
@maurop79914 ай бұрын
1:53 What a Noble gesture! 3:40 Looks like a bullfighter
@NočníMůry4 ай бұрын
You know what would stop this nonsense? If the freaking clock would stop
@TheAlcatraz34 ай бұрын
09:32 This legendary goalkeeper's name is Glenn Verbauwhede playing for Maritzburg United circa 2016.
@niwempleh7 ай бұрын
Never seen that last one before, two missed penalties for diving into players!
@m_tias7 ай бұрын
half of these were bad faith, the other half were clever and skill
@bupelunkoto_0076 ай бұрын
Benteke and ayew move was pure gold😂🤣🤣 3:38
@marcelk14376 ай бұрын
These are grown men.
@bthunder56887 ай бұрын
Haha some of them are very funny :D But the balance quickly tilts to bad sportmanship
@onFootballCorner7 ай бұрын
Klopp's expression are always very enthusiastic 😂
@NELSNLIVE2 ай бұрын
One of the best part of football😂😂😂
@GMBlunderfish17 ай бұрын
The last one is a penalty and red for the keeper.
@GMBlunderfish17 ай бұрын
He headbutts the striker’s leg
@unnamed40634 ай бұрын
@@GMBlunderfish1 already has the ball in his posession. no penalty
@AileenPervert7 ай бұрын
Score 90 never disappoints
@sluuuudge4 ай бұрын
The huge fucking grin on David Luiz' face just makes my day every time I see it.
@stephenmwendaamanja7 ай бұрын
the Haaland one got me rolling on the floor
@niskanen196 ай бұрын
i always add a full minute to the play time if either team uses any type of unsportsmanship time wasting
@Sportshighlights3576 ай бұрын
It's football antics, but I like this
@iFWcats6 ай бұрын
this is why i love football
@choppabwoyjay76083 ай бұрын
Sevilla was fighting for their lives against Liverpool 😂
@bryanmoniteur6 ай бұрын
The GK at the end was training to join WWE and spear all the roster 🤣🤣🤣
@HIREX-r2n3 ай бұрын
Never knew David Luiz was a master of the Dark Arts 7:00😅
@WickedlyVicki4 ай бұрын
That Benteke 21secs was skill
@ABRARJutt-j9x7 ай бұрын
Mbappe finsh😂😂6:50
@abody4996 ай бұрын
People need to learn what time wasting is. If the ball is in play, it's not time wasting. Taking it to the flag is running down the clock, which is different from time wasting.
@neilg66756 ай бұрын
I wonder if anyone has ever watched a KZbin ad and thought "oh I must buy one of those". Waste of time and money
@abody4996 ай бұрын
Only noobs get YT ads.
@neilg66756 ай бұрын
@@abody499 watching on a TV has its issues
@nevermind56574 ай бұрын
without those ads, there wouldn't be this site. like at all.
@neilg66754 ай бұрын
@@nevermind5657 youtube existed long before there were these intrusive ads. So not true
@randomguy69094 ай бұрын
@@neilg6675it’s true, for two years KZbin didn’t run adds however the platform grew significantly since it first started If KZbin removed ads today then it’s probably going to die out pretty quickly
@YETI_3126 ай бұрын
You left out the absolute worst Mamelodi Sundowns FC time wasting. That video is the epitome of time wasting😂
@FandangoHoward6 ай бұрын
Me when GK repeatedly punches the ball back to the crowd: "ahhh fuck off 😡" Me when GK "accidentally" heads the ball back to the crowd: "ahhhh fuck off 😂"
@p3dr0z7 ай бұрын
ronaldo's time wasting was super intelligent bro, wasted almost the same time as this corner time wasters and didnt even get the yellow
@lennartstockl58264 ай бұрын
And it even entertains viewers.
@cristian93653 ай бұрын
And made the player from the other team receive a yellow lmao
@Hazfb5 ай бұрын
I can’t believe vini jr has fans
@kwanele_dev2 ай бұрын
The last one is insane. I remember I was watching that. I was rolling the entire time 😂😂😂😂
@fezile5 ай бұрын
Mamelodi Sundowns time wasting was genius 😂😂😂
@NoCluYT6 ай бұрын
9:11 Suarez ended up getting his revenge back in blood
@PokeBowl827 ай бұрын
Seeing Anthony waste time in the Ajax - Feyenoord game really appreciate me the 6-0 victory even more, simply lovely.
@Merugaf6 ай бұрын
Every time Anthony is on the field is a waste.
@Tsh336e7 ай бұрын
Klopp: what have i done?? KDB: Let me talk!
@criccorner36697 ай бұрын
Ronaldo's Time Wasting Technique🥶🥶 "Always strive to do things differently and aim for greatness in everything you do. This is the mindset of a GOAT."🐐
@sacamain07 ай бұрын
9:25 dont get it. Was is Ronaldo doing?
@criccorner36697 ай бұрын
@@sacamain0 Jose Mourinho had a strategic approach where if a player received two yellow cards in consecutive matches, they would have to sit out the next game. So, he would ask the player to waste time and get a red card, which was an effective strategy for time wasting in football. However, Cristiano Ronaldo refused to resort to this unsportsmanlike tactic as he is deeply passionate about the game. This made Jose furious.
@damana10006 ай бұрын
@criccorner3669 No, you have it all wrong. This isn't why Mourinho asked them to get red cards. It wasn't to waste time. He wanted them to get red cards because they already had yellow cards from earlier in the group stage, and more cards meant that they were going to get suspended for the next match. Here's the thing though, they didn't care about missing the next match because it was the last group stage match and they were already winning their group, and those suspensions were going to clean their records and avoid missing a more important match
@criccorner36696 ай бұрын
@@damana1000 ohk.👍👍
@tuliosantana28135 ай бұрын
vinicius with the latin catimba. absolutely loved. 😂
@cibra30604 ай бұрын
The last one is so good 😂😂😂😂
@Jantol934 ай бұрын
I don't understand why they haven't started stopping the clock already. We have technology that can detect 5cm offsides, yet timekeeping is still stuck in the 19th century.
@LT_I_AM10 күн бұрын
7:11 Ahhh Brazil being Brazil, that's why we are the best country in the world
@ProwersEdits6 ай бұрын
Haaland corners would’ve had me so pressed lmaoooooooooo
@glacousxx4 ай бұрын
So apparently the real time wasting master and red card merchant is jose mourinho. But his style of football is just so entertaining ❤.
@tomdelange60954 ай бұрын
The keeper on the end is just a mountaingoat in a other life
@branchyapple6 ай бұрын
the last one lmao. Keeper diving into players
@raymondeng20177 ай бұрын
Crystal Palace had to be in there, the time wasting dribbles were well rehearsed
@abody4996 ай бұрын
that isn't time wasting
@Bangtan_Bulletproof-074 ай бұрын
6:52 ancelloti coming out of no where 😂
@matthewbaker25732 ай бұрын
Declan rice should have watched the first 20 secs of this before playing Brighton 🤣
@MartinHayes-l4j2 ай бұрын
I no longer go to matches anymore, the time wasting and the players falling down, pretending to be injured. If we all stayed away we may make a difference
@rajbarman1996 ай бұрын
6:45 hand goal 😂🤣
@oliviaaraujo07 ай бұрын
Antony is such a character 😂
@KyIianMbappe97 ай бұрын
Carlo Ancelloti 6:54 ?😂
@T04UBI6 ай бұрын
Bro the last one keep diving into the players 💀
@joachimb57213 ай бұрын
9:32 it‘s so hard to keep an eye on the goalkeeper when you zoom in on him and put a red circle around him.
@wildfootballeditz7 ай бұрын
*Injury time has left the chat* (Injury time is where added time gets put up.)
@SmilingNinja7 ай бұрын
The amount of injury time added to a match is almost never even close to the amount of time that's wasted because of delays and dirty tricks.
@loginbujaft32296 ай бұрын
9:26Ozil really said to Mourinho,that's not football and played the ball
@immeramheulen9987 ай бұрын
It’s beyond me how you can find the slightest sympathy for Vinicius Junior or Mbappe. Such unsportsmanlike players just horrible.
@nomad42536 ай бұрын
they love playing victims....they can do shit but wjhen they are on the receiving end, they cry and make a huge deal about it and play race card
@RamPrakash-ev3fm6 ай бұрын
cry
@sannii22226 ай бұрын
@@RamPrakash-ev3fmyou‘re referring to Vini? „I just want to play football 🥺😢“ absolute clown
@RamPrakash-ev3fm6 ай бұрын
@@sannii2222 no only Mbappe
@damana10006 ай бұрын
There were many other players in the video, but you only mention those. I wonder why. Maybe something to do with color?
@uflstallions_dynasty5 ай бұрын
What you watch when you’re procrastinating on homework
@FortexVize5 ай бұрын
Yoo that last one was wild
@deaconstj194 ай бұрын
Complaining about wasting time is basically pointless. Every team does, every player does, the managers encourages it, etc. Its part of the game
@calluml51036 ай бұрын
Mark Noble is such a legend for that.
@DobleARecords-en3mwАй бұрын
#1 should be me watching this at work
@jamesm46184 ай бұрын
Haaland having to timewaste like that against Newcastle is so shameful - City's a great side, no doubt, but having to resort to the dark arts to that extent (let alone the 105) really makes you question if they deserve their laurels
@asche_bm4 ай бұрын
Easy solution: 3 times you do bullshit like this as a team, opponent gets a penalty.
@mkaali4 ай бұрын
And these people get paid. Some of them in millions.
@m1tsu1127 ай бұрын
''i think hes gonna be sent off'' :the red card given 30 secs before
@sk27902 ай бұрын
Time wasting within the boundary of rules is skill. Time wasting while bending the rules is petty. Time wasting outside the boundary of rules deserve yellow then red if continued.
@RaimaNd6 ай бұрын
While I had a good laugh at all the scenes I still think we need netto-playtime, meaning a match goes on for 2x30 minutes and the time pauses whenever the game isn't running.
@Mizzraim5 ай бұрын
Prime examples why football is a B-tier sport.
@imadrabhi59914 ай бұрын
And what's an "A-tier" sport according to you?
@bartekz871310 күн бұрын
The beauty of the sport
@Senski_6 ай бұрын
Give these guys an oscar 😂😂😂
@xylytools73097 ай бұрын
thats what all haaland good at, other than the tap-in's🤣
@jeffchou874 ай бұрын
That last goalkeeper think it was a rugby game 😂
@RadPadGER4 ай бұрын
Should be rewarded with straight up red cards
@YTTYYTTY427 ай бұрын
Last two goalkeepers should get a Red card straight
@prayasjain85837 ай бұрын
I love how you never see Messi or Barca doing this clown stuff.. They will always go for goal no matter the match situation.. there was standards to everyone's game
@benjamingardner33146 ай бұрын
Could you imagine if they reffed this sport like rugby? How many superstars would fall apart? How many games would be entirely based on skills with the ball and not submissions for the Oscars?
@esmolol40914 ай бұрын
The amount of bad acting, unprofessional behaviour suits the general fanbase and education level of this sport.
@ungeheurenungeziefer26624 ай бұрын
Ahahah lol but true
@lemonacidrounds72937 ай бұрын
4:08 😂😂
@leonardogoes20316 ай бұрын
There's good time waste and bat time waste, throwing the ball away or not taking a corner/kick off is just unsportsmanlike
@ruidean726 ай бұрын
This is where the Blue Card will be useful. 10 mins in the bin