The Fart

Was it you?

[@XYZ-df5oz]

Controlling your laughter after a fart is harder than controlling a fart!!!

[@noname-jh3bd]

Yeah, but you know what's hilarious? Laughing and farting at the same time, especially when they're in rhythm with one another

[@kuriouskid1285]

@@noname-jh3bd purr purr Hee hee 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Cum Fart

[@shadesofmist9214]

@@noname-jh3bd hahahahhahaha

[@zechariahdymond4358]

I talked shit on fat kid when we lived in this homeless shelter and he laughed as he farted and the whole dam day we was choking for air, no I mean it was a gas-- NO I mean we laughed our asses off. There we go.

[@drscatman1914]

You could instantly see these grown men sitting in a meeting transformed into kids sitting in class. Magical

[@tomy.1846]

Perfect comment! LOL!

[@bitburg40]

Real men claim it with pride. I claimed mine when they made us men, (against our will) do yoga in airman leadership school. The next day, they let us play basketball. 😂

[@DJ-iu5bb]

I still have fond memories of farting in the hall at School and hearing a kid behind me say " Oh My God who did this? This smells bad " 😂 while I was speed walking

[@mdutchy2582]

Happened to me one time during a meeting. Held in a sneeze and ripped a loud one. On those plastic chairs which magnified the blast. So humiliated.

[@bernardpaquin592]

Hahaha ! 😂😂😂👍

[@madmax2069]

Bahahaha

[@brazeification2]

But did they laugh?

[@kingkane6394]

😂😂😂😂 thanks for sharing

[@herberthooverfeetpics4595]

Feel your pain.

[@fritzie1968]

50+ years later...and I still can't help but laugh at a well timed fart.

[@pauljordan4452]

The oldest form of humour.

[@bartholomewesperanza3442]

Man, I can’t believe it’s already been over 50 years since the first fart

[@pauljordan4452]

@@bartholomewesperanza3442 Cavemen might have been the first to laugh at farts.

[@adnanmahmudshohan4951]

@@pauljordan4452 Why are farts so goddamn funny?

[@BonerGrowingPains]

@@adnanmahmudshohan4951 Smelly air coming out of your ass and making sounds. Duh.

[@2Majesties]

I've seen this phenomenon before: barking spiders in the walls and ceiling. Got to be.

[@Samuel-I]

I call them Barking Spiders, too. 😃

[@JM-qt5mg]

Never heard that before, that’s funny 😂

[@djdanzy]

Flock of geese

[@WilDBeestMF]

They really need to replace those old creaky chairs 😂

[@Shadoefax760]

Fucking ducks, they are always walking right under your shoes. Sounds like someone stepped on one in hallway.

[@lyncaho4507]

I don't care who it is -- farts are funny! 😂🤣🤣

[@nathanielhiggerson7679]

Lyn Caho stfu bitch

[@maxinelynch36]

They're hilarious

[@durrrrl3435]

Lyn Caho If you think this one was funny, watch this!! It will have you in tears!!😂😂🤣kzbin.info/www/bejne/rXu0oKuaiKuHgJI

[@durrrrl3435]

D funk fat sack Did you watch the whole thing? There’s 2 farts!! 💨 💨 😂🤣😂

[@Michael-ft3rc]

Lol yup

[@kj9093]

One of my proudest moments in junior high was clearing out an entire bleacher section during lunch break with a silent-but-deadly fart. Everyone ran down to the gym floor gasping for breath from my odoriferous gas bomb and of course I ran along with everyone else so they wouldn't know it was me. Nothing better than a good fart, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

[@rosiewalker2455]

Hilarious!

[@BlackBearNE]

“of course, i ran along with everyone” fucking slayed me 💀

[@skeggjoldgunnr3167]

At aircraft mechanics school a buddy and I had been to the local tap the previous night for lotsa beers n pickled eggs n sauerbraten. We went to my place and my wife fed us her new cucumber salad recipe. Vinegar sour cream onions and cucumbers and pepper. Next day out in the hangar We had to do oxygen pressure on demand mask system training. I had the oxygen cart with the masks and oxygen bottles. My buddy and the two classroom farters got into the plane. The two farters were in front. My buddy farted so bad I could hear a phone ringing and my vision went to seeing ultraviolent wavelengths. And I was outside the plane! I heard thumping and thrashing and cursing and cries involving God. Instead of hooking up an oxygen bottle I connected another mask to the manifold in back on the side of the craft rearward of the luggage compartment. The two farters donned their masks for fresh air because my buddy had blocked their escape doors. I let blast a hot acid shart into my mask and they inhaled deeply for relief - hoping to gasp in some fresh air. But all they got was what smelled like fancy feast filet & pate, vomit and burnt hair. Direct bowels to lungs victimization that left them scarred for life. As they recovered our instructor put some of his chili in my mask and put it on the floor, called the farters over and accused them of shitting into the aircraft's oxygen system. They insisted their innocence. (They were still wretching). Our instructor bent down, scooped up a finger of the chili, sucked his fingertip clean and said "Yup! - It's poop, alright!" They bailed out the hangar man door.

[@WrenchS13]

@@skeggjoldgunnr3167 i was in tears, laughing through this story LOL

[@skeggjoldgunnr3167]

@@WrenchS13 The bad part is: It really happened. But better, if I provide all the little details. The "farters were the two that sat in the back left corner of the class room - the oscillating stand fan behind them: dispersing their foul gas evenly throughout the classroom DAILY. The Instructor was the driest man I've ever met. His face never made an expression of any kind. He was always serious and absolutely humorless. But he hated the farters with a passion. When I cupped my mask onto my butt like a trumpet mute and dumped my entrails - I manipulated it like a trumpet player would use a hat on the end of the horn - to play with the tone of my fart as I metered it out for longest possible duration for effect. But before I dumped into it I held it to my ear to verify their suction. They sounded like two hyperventilating Darth Vaders in a sea shell. After they were dosed I dropped the mask and started to shake out my britches, announcing that I think I soiled my undercarriage - I saw that instructor standing there glaring at me like I'll be seeing the dean next and there's no chance for me finding work as an aircraft mechanic NOW. Out of obligation he said "That's not what that's used for." And now - the most Messed-up part of it all: The next day as we arrived to the center - the three instructors had three engine driven fire department smoke evacuation fans and one of them four foot diameter fans in all the hangar bay door openings. Everyone had their shirts over their faces making ugly mugs at me saying stuff at me like "If you SICK, you need to take yo ASS to the HOSPITAL nigguh!" Our combined emanations had crept, expanded, permeated and sullied the entire hangar for almost a 24 hour period. It was FOUL and it had taken on a hint of fermenting Vietnamese rice paddy effluent canal stew with bloated dead yak carcass freshly busted open in the hot humid dank settled air bobbin' around in it. Nothing but worrisome disease, man. INHUMAN! The farters were nowhere to be found. They been FADED. SHADED. SCHOOLED. By two old pros and a twisted stoic instructor with a stomach of iron.

[@susiesweet8003]

😂 🤣 Fart humor...always on the top of my comedy list. 💨💨

[@izzysantiago978]

A buddy of mine while having breakfast at Mickydees, Farted on those fiberglass seats which amplified the sound 10x louder. I couldn't stop laughing because the lady cleaning the tables pulled out her rosary and started praying! LOL!!

[@amyl.7570]

OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR COMMENT 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joenorris8220]

☠🤣🤣🤣☠

[@anthonygoodson8183]

Lmao😂😂😂

[@janetslater129]

OMG. That's hilarious!!!

[@kaorishimizu1373]

Bwahahaha omg 😂😂😂

[@markwilken2492]

Whoever denied it supplied it

[@connieelliott5359]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@DoggoWillink]

Whoever said the rhyme did the crime.

[@jfskater99]

Woow that was funny hahaha

[@blufey2925]

whoever smelt it dealt it LOL

[@itachiuchiwa6875]

Whoever smiles at the start, does the fart

[@rickgidney1005]

Definitely the guy in the middle, he’s the one that didn’t break character because he was trying to play it off really smooth. He almost smiled a little bit which made it even funnier

[@petesmith9472]

The best timed fart in recent history occurred in Tamworth NSW Australia in about 1978. There was a huge meeting in the Tamworth Town Hall about the amalgamation of shires. During the hand count for a critical vote there was complete whispering silence throughout the entire hall of about 2000 people. Sitting on the edge of the stage facing the audience but dangling his legs was GR who let rip an absolute growler that could be heard by anyone and everyone. We on the stage knew it was GR but to this day those 2000 people swear Stephen Moore dropped the nuke. Hearing about a thousand people sniggering, guffawing and laughing will never leave me.

[@mattlorenzosam604]

If I were the presenter I wouldn’t have been able to go on without laughing hysterically. Either the guy’s just super professional or he has no sense of humor

[@michealolsen1299]

Obviously he is Jedi trained! He will have you thinking you did it.

[@SirrCommander]

Thank you algorithm for bringing me to this beautiful work of art

[@ardsonneveld]

*fart

[@davide724]

We're glad that you enjoyed our food, and look forward to serving you, and all of our customers, everyday. Sincerely, Taco Bell

[@deangeloellis6910]

You made me laugh.

[@jasonph2522]

In 1987, High school English class I was accused of dropping a huge fart during a test . I swear it wasn't me but the more I denied it, the more everyone thought I did it. The trauma still lives within me.

[@michealolsen1299]

Trama?

[@joelnielsen4836]

@@michealolsen1299 I think he's being a little sarcastic and humorous. Even so, back then ripping a fart during a quiet test...no one's going to forget that and will probably remember him by that fart. Fartboy? Can you imagine? I can feel his trauma lol

[@bruza1980]

@@joelnielsen4836 your not helping 🤣

[@coolGrap199]

Meanwhile, there's a guy today put there still laughing at this experience when he let one rip, but the whole class pinned it on someone else.

[@ddcmr9]

Were you in my class I graduated 1987 myself crack me up buddy that was good year

[@kathleenryan8545]

I have a terrible habit of laughing uncontrollably when I hear an audible fart! This was a good one! Two men smiling and one not! I wonder who did it!

[@TheClassyArchitect]

I really appreciate that the speaker slowed down during the dealing. I also appreciate that we just so happen to have a camera pointed right at the main culprit in some random meeting. Maybe it had been going on for a while?

[@michealolsen1299]

Does seem like a set up...maybe he knows this cat is gassy.

[@AZVIDS]

Surveillance footage (fartage)💨

[@notimeforjokes.3570]

A regular fart would be funny enough but that auditory masterpiece is next level.

[@mariuskuhrau761]

Yep, many years ago our office staff got into the express elevator at work which only stop at the top floor where our offices were. The lift was packed and ten floors later someone let rip a soft but deadly fart. We all turned our heads to see who the guilty person was and saw this one woman who was staring at the floor. The awful smell then hit us like a bombshell and several people started to gag, and we still had 40 floors to go before we could get out. I did not it was possible for 30 people to vacate an elevator in less than 5 seconds. 🤣🤣

[@kellyhardacre6396]

That confused look. Is absolutely classic 😂😂😂

[@ericsarchive7718]

I was at a club once, droped one silent but hot. Cleared out a twnty foot circle and just stood there in tears. One of my friends, who cleared with the circle, stood accused. We still laugh about it, years later. Just three childish 50 year olds.

[@nodak81]

The guy talking did the deed, just keeping on talking while you blast the room makes for the perfect disguise.

[@kevinpyne5808]

High probability guy in black was the guilty party sinced he kinda smiled. Most definitely was not the far right guy as he was in semi shock and glanced towards the other two potential fart men. Guy in center just took in all in and was indifferent.

[@fever_spike]

The phrase ‘took it all in’ hits a bit different in this particular context.

[@JohnSmith-cg3cv]

Thank you for that analysis.

[@withinyouwithutyu1324]

Guy in the middle was looking to the left at someone off camera

[@collinsgeorgewill2580]

Y'all just don't gerrit. Guy in the middle has arms folded. Concentrated seriously on releasing the tension analy as silently as possible. His "Wasn't Me" attitude clearly gives him away. He totally rang that bell twice 🤣😂

[@Addicted2A91]

This is an example of how us men choose to never grow up 😂😂

[@bertroost1675]

Women don't fart? Women don't laugh? Women don't laugh at farts? Boring.

[@Addicted2A91]

@@bertroost1675 They like being “mature” or something….I think that’s the word. I don’t choose to investigate

[@switchunboxing]

Welcome to the patriarchy and male privilege.

[@getoffmygrass4857]

Why should we?

[@Addicted2A91]

@@switchunboxing hopefully you’re joking

[@BirdIsTheTurd]

Awesome! Way to make the eye contact with your disgusted coworker! We strive to do stuff like that on our channel daily. Respect to you sir!

[@marine4lyfe85]

Wait, was that a two-parter? I clearly heard the first rip, but then if you listen closely, there's also a second blast, almost like a motorcycle shifting into second gear.

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

That's a fart machine, we have a remote Fart Machine 2.0 that plays that same fart. And it was also hidden in conf rooms until people ended up checking under the tables BEFORE dialing into a bridge lol

[@jackdonovan554]

Dark sweater dude. Definitely. He looks guilty and proud at the same time.

[@douglasj53]

When my sister was a teen in the 50s, she went on a date to the movies with a guy. While watching the movie, he let one rip. The guy turned around to see two middle aged ladies behind him. He said to one of them, "My god madam! Have you no sense of decency whatsoever?"

[@CookieDundee1982]

It was the cameraman :P

[@edwoo631]

I love the way the bloke talking pauses, maybe for appreciation but it clearly throws him off

[@enoz.j3506]

Just had this recomended by youtube, you could say ,a blast from the past.

[@Magic_dawn]

What I learned from this video, your never too old to deny a fart.

[@ms.hotdoglegs614]

I teach Kinder and I asked a student once, " What sound does f make?" to which he proceeds to answer by farting out "ffffffuuuptttttt". I fell to the floor laughing.

[@adamweishaupt81]

At least he gave this business meeting some kind of meaning.

[@sloothlothos1]

For the ones who are as serious as I am about this 0:17 & 0:40 I feel like this is the single most important project I've ever been assigned to. I must know who premeditated this ripping of crack with such sophisticated composure. I then need to decide whether I believe the guilty party should be charged for a crime, or given a trophy.

[@gregbaker9857]

It was a 2nd degree assault, White Collar Crime! Man in middle fits the profile of a Serial Ripper, should be considered armed and dangerous.

[@TamaraInTanzania2]

Lmaoooo....I love how farts are always funny

[@CoryFinn2011]

I thoroughly enjoy when Karen and Buzz Killington are in the shot

[@evo5349]

If you don't laugh at a fart there's something wrong with you. I was in church when I was younger and they had wooden seating and so I let one rip and it was so loud and long. Made religion enjoyable.

[@bertroost1675]

I was in church as a kid and someone ripped one and a little girl turned her head and said "who did that?" very loudly. I almost died laughing.

[@gregbaker9857]

PEW!

[@gregbaker9857]

@@bertroost1675 "Pull my finger sweetheart and I'll tell you".

[@bertroost1675]

@@gregbaker9857 no!

[@neilclewer1867]

Farts are just ace. You should never ever hold gas inside yourself it's dangerous...long may they continue to bring us joy ..even in a meeting...thanks lads😂😂 😂

[@harrisonhanson2998]

I think the guilty party was the guy in the black shirt. What’s even funnier is the cornflower blue shirt guy & how he’s still giggling at his age.

[@superstarichiban]

Watch the gentleman on the left very closely, it seems as if he shifts just a small bit with each blast, and as it's happening his eyes react

[@beerbellyjoker7532]

This type of scenario can be quite critical to one's reputation. Therefore if you're going to pass gas, then you might as well cut loose!

[@jhonsiders6077]

I have done this before once when we were working out a multi million dollar deal at a bridge job in Louisville was funny AF the Walsh big shot was stunned speechless LOL ! BTW it was the guy in the middle.

[@TBagr]

Legend has it, that room still stinks

[@machenga]

The guy in the middle was committed to stone cold denial. Respect 🫡 ✊

[@jackbrown6788]

Definitely a two stager. Started off trying to squeak out a quiet one and then realised the game was up so went full throttle on at the end. Probably browned.

[@natebragdon1539]

That guy in the blue, hilarious!!! He looks like a used car salesman…… 😂 the guy in the black is trying his best not to laugh and that guy in the middle-seems like the guilty party 🤔……

[@eze2190]

Look to be an FAA meeting. Probably the most intelligent sound ever in one of their gatherings.

[@hectorelmexican4014]

Serious guy always the culprit😂😂😂😂

[@dixienormous3262]

Crop duster extraordinaire. Whoever smelt it dealt it.

[@miki0m707]

If the middle delt it and manage to keep that poker face than.BRAVO!

[@coupleofbeers31]

This is why you don't hold meeting after lunch.

[@floydcomstick5960]

it's the nuking bastard in the middle, the one clue that gives it away is him acting like he didn't hear what everyone heard, the "what? did something happen? i dont know anything"

[@orvil9223]

I don't care how old you get, you're position in society - farts are funny, damnitt.

[@alldayubum]

That guy had a great poker face i give him that

[@ce9916]

Each face reads "Kill me now". Meetings are the worst

[@TheRealAwesomePossum]

One big fart could bring the whole world together.

[@EvokAi]

The middle guy head gesture says "I wanna get out of here"

[@roisindubh02]

I feel the it’s the guy in the sweater. His body language is giving it away as him being the culprit.

[@desertmulehunter]

What is the strongest thing in the world? A fart because you can't hold it back!

[@Fran-wb2bm]

"Make a joyful noise unto the Lord."

[@jandavis4436]

while watching this I farted

[@asatorMonster]

That damn duck been following me everywhere

[@Mike-lh4wn]

Middle guy, definitely.

[@ChrisHansonCanada]

I loved the soft padded chairs in my workplace. They acted as a muffler.

[@mahendrasmith7589]

These are the men flying your plane everyone. Time to get more female representation in aviation!

[@markjohnson9402]

That was a real cheek flapper, lol.

[@tallyhorizzla3330]

Farting at a funeral service. Not me but a very elderly relative of the deceased. He probably didn't even realise he was doing it. Hard to keep a straight face even in that sad situation.

[@krashd]

Guy on the left smelled it (is it him?), guy in the middle tries to ignore it (could this be denial?), guy on the right is the first to laugh (maybe looking to shift the blame?). Any one of them might have dealt the fart but only Hercule Poirot can find out.

[@hinspect]

Classic meeting Fart!😆

[@arildthordal810]

Aircraft configuration. Sounds if they are air craft engineers

[@vinnylovesretro]

I guess this random recommendation speaks volumes about my viewing history. Spot on, by the way.

[@raduszilagyi6055]

We were in middle school, I was sitting in the back of the class. It was winter outside but right before the teacher came in I had a really bad fart, so the colleagues opened the window. The teacher entered the class and asked us to close the window. We did. After 10-15 seconds she screamed: WHY THE HELL DID YOU CLOSE THE WINDOW? One of the best farts of my life

[@davesstuff1599]

You know full well the fay guy sitting over by himself on the end did it plain and simple. I'm a fat guy and I would be happy to float a Stanley Steamer.

[@waynereardon]

He who denied it, supplied it.

[@DigiKiller]

Dude with the red tie dealt it...🤣🤣

[@jdt8983]

The dude with the hand over his mouth used the old electronic fart machine. I recognize that fart

[@alexmartin9951]

It was definitely the "silver fox" in the middle. They both turned towards the sound. 😂

[@ericbarragan]

Guy in the black sweater did it, slides two fingers across his cheek as he Farts.. synchronized

[@shtdaprdtr]

Totally dark sweater guy..look at his eyes a second before the fart

[@apprentice_pleb]

A shake of the head, first line of defence. 🤭

[@thesagefoxbat]

Where would the world be without flatulence? Less Methane gas, less CO2.

[@Utubin]

Guy in the middle looks like a swell fella.

[@macman975]

The guy in the middle looks like an old Christopher from the Sopranos

[@kalypsokush8893]

Yo he couldn't blame tht fart on nobody. Both those other dudes looked right in his direction. This must not b his first offense.🤣🤣🤣💩💨

[@meditative82]

They all have whole Seinfeld season collection DVD

[@TSk-jd2il]

This fart was so powerfull it traveled through space and time to be smelled by me.

[@theodorekaxiris644]

That was as we call it..:An Aviation Fart😂

[@TheSoftballstar1261]

It looks like y'all are PILOTS!! I've ALWAYS dreamed of becoming one!!!!! I LOVE TO FLY!!!!!!!!!!!

[@robertsr.249]

George Carlin once said " 2 guys in an elevator and 1 guy farts everybody knows who did it " Thats Wisdom .

[@Bobby007D]

It sounds like a fart machine ! Runs on electricity ! No gas.....

[@supergolfdude]

I say it's the guy in the black sweater.

[@Igotstaknowit]

It was late at night and everyone but me and the driver seemed to be sleeping on the tour bus. I positioned myself carefully to release the mother of all SBD. No sound at all, just heat. About 10 seconds later I heard from the back of the bus, "gahdayum! It's like being in the Army again!" Not sure what he was trying to convey.

[@cannibaljohnson.2409]

Idk why but it sounded like it was asking a question😂

[@bassfingers]

Guy on the left knows what’s up!.

[@pauldh62]

Giftguff - the gift of guff.

[@semmtexx]

Ah the two syllable air biscuit.

[@PamelaRP]

The man with the blue shirt cut the cheese because he smiled. Funny video and thanks for the post here.