SCP-3008 Explained…

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[@scpWyatt]

What if we held hands in the meatball food court of the Infinite IKEA? 😳😳

[@nemia2255]

The Swedish ritual

[@OfficerBungi]

The Swedish Ritual

[@Xavier-jm3yb]

The Swedish Ritual

[@nemia2255]

What has this come to?

[@BloodMoon122]

The Swedish ritual Also sma-

[@downup8860]

Instructions unclear got arrested send help.

[@CodexCube]

💀

[@I_CANSPEAK_IN_CAPS]

Instructions unclear, ended the whole multiverse

[@Dreamer_TSC_Eradicator]

OH SHIT WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?

[@diegobrando36745]

Instructions unclear, accidentally killed a faceless Man

[@YujiButDoodled]

Dam you lucky you get phones in prison

[@mikolafton4703]

Bros giving a 3008 survival guide 💀

[@fazesyphon]

No shit that’s the fucking video goofy

[@75fishbait]

​@@DarkDomain0001 why

[@Sacrexe]

@@DarkDomain0001 ok I will not

[@justacat2]

​@@DarkDomain0001okay

[@Dsafislife]

Ayo Michael that you-

[@ThatOneFilipinoBall]

I thought for a sec this was literally how to escape a real Ikea 🤣

[@hilariocabanillas1934]

Ni

[@dannypapaioanou4563]

@@hilariocabanillas1934.

[@sodol7152]

SAME

[@lollipapa1161]

Same

[@AwangardaGames]

@@hilariocabanillas1934 gg

[@floppanoob7110]

Instructions unclear, i was on the balcony of my fort and my team pushed me off because i ate the last pizza slice.

[@fdsfsdsdf903]

The food just reappear though every day

[@FantasyGuide74]

Everyone gangsta till u find the exit and leave the ikea but it noclips u to backrooms that is basically a shop level.

[@Dictatorturtle243]

Is this meant to be a joke

[@dwicahyocahyo5652]

*nope*

[@shies7967]

That's not backrooms

[@rattler.stoopeed]

Then you no-clip to another level which leads to *the hospital with alarms*

[@jacsonf1341]

What about the front rooms DLC 👁️👄👁️

[@coerdeity]

Here's how to survive: 1. NEVER. mispronounce store products. What you summon will haunt you. 2. Never enter near closing hours. 3. Do not trust the arrows. 4. Walls shift and new ones appear out of nowhere. 5. Avoid at any cost, staying after closing hours. 6. Don't ask employees for directions. Most of them have been trapped in the building ever since they signed the contract. These once happy and good people. Do not trust them. They want u to stay. 7. Make the bed after trying it out. It makes them less angry. Hope it helps!

[@ronakpoudel671]

What do you mean by never mispronuce

[@gamingmoyai3950]

@@ronakpoudel671 *heavy breathing*

[@WeirdC0re.Juli4]

@@ronakpoudel671 hun, that’s why we have Google to tell you what the word means

[@Dark-PLaZmA]

Thanks 😢

[@dungeonmaster2802]

"Hope it helps" 💀 💀

[@bosnian4u]

ahh yes five nights at ikea. those employeees doo get a bit quirky at night

[@TheBreadCell]

freddy the faz employee

[@nehabhimani1145]

"PLS EXIT THE BUILDING THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED"

[@elysexiong7237]

He forgot to say NEVER whistle at night or the workers will find u…

[@trashbag._.2753]

unless they can't climb and you have a super high base.

[@elysexiong7237]

@@trashbag._.2753 true

[@mayonnaise1168]

Me who can’t whistle

[@kayaissimo]

Unless ur dumb like me and my friends 😂

[@Yuki_is_pookie_]

​@retris dude hes talking abt the roblox game💀 he js forgot to mention it

[@A_random_maybe_happy_Goose]

Tip for any after hour guards that work at Ikea is to dress like SCP 3008-2 and any people who know of SCP 3008 will probably get scared and try to leave 😂🤣🤣

[@za25462]

i was in an ikea warehous for the night and me and my friend grabbed carts and started drifting them craaazy. very cozy 10/10 would reccomend

[@calicocatx]

As a Swedish person, this is one of the many struggles we have to deal with when shopping for furniture.

[@samiraroseblood455]

wow Swedish people are more intense than Ohioans💀

[@sophie-nf5rt]

Yea I went there a few days ago. I brought my pocket flamethrower and used it on the employees. It stunned them for a while so I could get out with my blåhaj

[@calicocatx]

@@sophie-nf5rt Throw Swedish meatballs at them the next time, it keeps them occupied for longer!

[@Purple-ishblue]

Yeah, I've had to get out many times. Annoying, but I deal with it on a daily basis so I'm used to it.

[@Blahajthelandshark]

As another Swedish person I can confirm

[@hannahplayingaround7116]

“Ikea confesses that their meatballs are made from humans who didn’t find the exit” now i'm scared to eat Ikea meatballs

[@KitsuNaito]

I didn't even know Ikea has meatballs

[@samjoemik]

HOW?

[@palminial123]

delicious tho

[@Kaethelazy]

If I was starving, I'd probably eat it

[@ur_local_b4]

Blood tastes bad food tastes good😌

[@Noobcat21]

"Ikea confesses that their meatballs are made out of people that didn't find the exit" 💀 NAHH I AINT EATING NO MEATBALLS ANYMORE💀

[@Figgythekitty]

Instructions unclear,burned down an Ikea

[@Gustavodoroblox08]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@Cringeskatergirl]

“Excuse me, the store is now closing, please exit the building.”

[@Amethiist143]

Yussss 😭

[@jimothythebest]

in the ikea the employees will try to destroy your fort and keep asking very politely "Excuse me,the store is now closing,please exit the buliding."

[@theblurryblackcat]

They're just trying to lure you in. Don't listen to them. Don't even look at them.

[@JiJi_undercover1]

WHAT EXIT???!

[@SnowyyOf]

You dont know how many times i almost shitted thanks to that

[@marijetazoricic1115]

Bro just explained how it feels like to find the exit in Ikea 😂

[@GazelleC.]

Nah it’s the exit of school

[@artemiisz_]

this is why i wont enter IKEA.

[@REDteamOnTop]

when i was 6 i got lost in a normal ikea and i recently watched a scp-3008 vid (i was in to that stuff when i was 6) i screamed so loud the employees came to try to help me but i ran and throw stuff at them they got so mad!

[@Speedyplayz888]

😂

[@commanderlackgaming1230]

just be sure to remember you won't exit the same place you went in... ...or the same universe

[@pll09976]

Excuse me *what*

[@mohawkmaster5728]

​@@pll09976 indeed, there is a chance that even if you were able to escape the infinite Ikea, you may escape into one of infinite possible universes

[@jackislegitterrified3689]

@@mohawkmaster5728 There's an scp(don't know the name or number) what is an ipad and if you press an app it will sends you to a dimension full of spider legs. You get put on a platform. Now if you get send there by the Ikea, you won't get a platform....

[@LucasVoid]

Imagine escaping 3008 and ending up into the backrooms

[@mohawkmaster5728]

@@LucasVoid I think there were some confirmed exit points to and from the backrooms

[@valerieslauson7880]

Honestly IKEA is the closest thing there is to the backrooms in real life.

[@calebpaez-98]

That or an abandoned Kmart 😂 those both really freak me out

[@nolanyates-rv4vc]

I personally believe that ikea isn’t real

[@hearts.s]

@@nolanyates-rv4vc IKEA is very much real and is a store you can go to but the whole IKEA workers thing is not even close to real.

[@nolanyates-rv4vc]

@@hearts.s no it isn’t real

[@hearts.s]

@@nolanyates-rv4vc the store is real ive been there 💀 it’s a furniture store

[@tiger_iscoollll]

3008 is the reason I will never go into ikea

[@C50n90r]

Alright dude. Why are these videos so good, the memes, the jokes, the pictures, and that "See this isn't just ×××××××, this is SCP-××××", at the ends of these videos are so damn good!

[@matthiasordiano4503]

The best tip: *Do not ever go to an Ikea*

[@KarliahDausman-ue5tv]

I don’t want to

[@liyazehabachoo5669]

I don't have to

[@asmakhan4563]

Oh no what have you done... u spawned the angry swedish people who are now after you with a handfull of swedish IKEA meatballs.

[@leprobanana_]

I just went to one yesterday💀💀

[@belladresser]

What does scp stand for?\mean

[@optimusprimegaming2968]

"this isn't just the infinite IKEA, this is the reason why I buy my furniture second hand"

[@zeenoash.8805]

I already do that. I'm too broke to buy brand new items.

[@szymoimo]

SCP 3008 yep normal night in ikea.

[@Dapper_Dude666]

For a sec I forgot SCPs were a thing and was very concerned

[@RealUnify]

SCP-3008 is the closest we can get to having real life Minecraft

[@lironquality5678]

No it still not close cus it isnt true either😂

[@Max-qh2fl]

@@lironquality5678how do you know what?

[@lironquality5678]

@@Max-qh2fl what

[@lironquality5678]

@@Max-qh2fl its comment sense like if they really did exist and there'd be thousends then the military couldn't have stopped them or somehow even contain them, use 096 as a example if u just look at him hes attacking you untill your dead and if they did somehow contain them then they will just escape cus its just bullet proof glass and that's a monster also if this was true wouldn't there be people missing every day?

[@ImNotPotato_]

@@Max-qh2fl stupid ahhh it’s a freaking urban legend

[@BockyDuh]

You are a life saver! I recently got lost in an ikea and did not know what to do so I asked the employees for help but instead they chased me around. You saved my life 🎉🎉🎉

[@xxleonaxx1599]

OMG those kind of people are real!?

[@-o8122]

@@xxleonaxx1599 no, they were joking

[@sub_super]

​@@-o8122 no, they were joking

[@lemonthepogboi5351]

​@@xxleonaxx1599 no, they were joking

[@anti_porta34]

​@@xxleonaxx1599no, they were joking

[@Justalobsterthedianahater]

That graze the roof song at the background goes hard asf🔥️🔥️🔥

[@Cheems1932]

My brain: exuse me the store is now closed

[@moon-chan9981]

"Aand the last tv!" blood night appears "uh oh"

[@jalinab.4443]

"*Excuse me customers, the store has now closed.. please leave.*"

[@strayksz]

'Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.' *breaks into your base*

[@Ash_6149]

yea lol

[@user-sb6bn5ux6o]

HOW DO YOU EVEN GET OUT?????????????????????????

[@Ash_6149]

@@user-sb6bn5ux6o you don't

[@Titan6520]

I wonder if a person who works at ikea can find the way out

[@y4junzhan56]

Nope

[@SCP_Foundation...]

🤨

[@Elmo952]

I can becuz I’m Swedish lmao

[@Purple-ishblue]

As a swedish person I must say it's not hard 😊 I've been to 3008 a few times now! The employees were so nice! Guided me out of the building, gave me free pancakes, a free blåhaj...

[@Block43-qr6eo]

Workers: Sir please stop building forts out of the floor models Me: *pulls out 4 gauge shotgun*

[@PigeonsandCapybaras]

“So, how you get in there?”

[@ToastieTaco]

Employee: “excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.” *proceeds to beat my face off with bare hands*

[@immediateprofessionals]

*ded*

[@rudibertespiritu4919]

Fr like HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXIT-

[@I_love_basil_abuse]

DEATH:1864

[@violettewilson9116]

​@@I_love_basil_abuse true

[@GabriellaWaters]

​@@rudibertespiritu4919 ikr 😭

[@gamingmoyai3950]

Instructions unclear: created a labyrinth with no end and got sent to jail.

[@Bottjg]

Bro accidentally created a labyrinth 💀

[@ZaneHills-xo1yy]

"And kids, this is why you never enter a Ikea EVER."

[@Sup-my-bruh-0U0]

Imagine if they just sent the boxes to the scp foundation with a sticky note saying "try better next time" lol

[@GodlyGaming96]

"Cuz they do get a bit quirky at night"

[@ramonaaguilar324]

*Freddy twerking*

[@GodlyGaming96]

​☺️

[@alphawarheademergencyseque4454]

Instruction is unclear, Now I’m with the bunch of security guards and other personal agents

[@Lawrence_the_man]

Do they have white coats? And now are you in Orange jumpsuit?

[@redude08]

Instructions unclear, they got a bit too quirky at night

[@Ace_Jester]

scoWyatt:Team work makes the dream work Me: *when i see us losing i just sacrifice the others and leave with what i can*

[@-TheGayCult-]

As someone who’s escaped IKEA, keep close to anyone you may have brought with you, if you spilt up the chances of finding each other again are below zero

[@AStickman_]

It actually depends. If the person wouldn't go far since they're a pu$$y- Chances of finding them are low but it's possible

[@boazvanderlans5524]

Yeah sure, you probably escpaped it om roblox

[@TorturedMongoose2003]

Damn... That's cold.

[@-TheGayCult-]

@@boazvanderlans5524 buddy I think you’re confused…this is a whole fandom, it really just made up stories you tell for fun 😅

[@kurtdanielletenio1803]

Imagine being named the infinite ikea but people can escape😂

[@adude6498]

Bro roasted the scp 3008

[@adude6498]

Respect

[@GEGGARCHY]

Well, if it is basically a pocket dimension it could both have an exit and also go on for ever

[@my3rdface389]

welll, it is "infinite" not unescapeable

[@krotle8238]

i believe it functions more like a "generate as you go" type of thing, essentially if you were to backtrack it would be a new area, therefore it technically could be infinite under certain circumstances, correct me if im wrong

[@JustaKidwithADHD]

“The employees might get a bit quirky at night” -SCP 3008

[@Mexican_Gaming]

I am surprised no one has made a short where it says “is the ikea worker breedable”💀

[@MasterofGames-xw5br]

Don't give people ideas-

[@connorsullivan5996]

rule 34

[@bromanr7209]

​@@connorsullivan5996 "Oh no im stuck under this bed"

[@basher1904.5]

According to the lore I read, it's only about one mile until you truly enter the Infinite Ikea, before then, it's just a normal Ikea. So if you aren't too far deep in yet, then backtrack.

[@f22araptor22]

So you can leave before entering the infinite ikea?

[@basher1904.5]

@@f22araptor22 Yes. It's possible. Though likely won't happen as you don't know its SCP-3008. If you do, it's perfectly easy and possible. Also, emphasis on *about* a mile.

[@cenavanessajane2893]

"911 what's your emergency" "My mom is not moming"

[@softythe_3008player]

“ the employees do be a bit quirky at night “

[@squishypeanut42]

He forgot to mention, that if one of your group members dissapears and then comes back a few minutes later, then he's not real and you should ignore them at all costs as they will lead you the wrong way

[@Ash_6149]

yea ik that one

[@creeperdragon101reboot3]

😂

[@user-sb6bn5ux6o]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Cinabonz]

Really?!?!

[@RichmondDoesThings]

Skin stealers

[@WRSpiral]

Fun Fact for those who don’t know: Keeping decapitated body parts of employees attracts more of the employees which ended up leading to the downfall of an entire “town” as said in the journal of someone who almost escaped.

[@theunholybanana4745]

What happened to him?

[@rutimo]

@@theunholybanana4745 he ded

[@theunholybanana4745]

@@rutimo thx

[@Nome140]

Why tf would they keep decapitated body parts the “employees” 😂

[@rutimo]

Whenever there are groups of people, more “employees” are likely to attack at night. Because of this, the people must defend themselves, so they must kill the employees. Since their bodies attract more employees, they must cut them up and transfer them somewhere far. There happened to be a piece hidden somewhere in their base they didn’t know of, which attracted more and more and more, till they were overrun

[@mariaenriquez494]

That's back but it's interesting to watch

[@Kirikeogh3231]

Dude, I love the art style at the end

[@shafiqahmed5839]

"the employees get a bit QuIrKy at night."

[@shadowchaos5831]

Hello hello uh i think you stole phone guys line

[@Lance14470]

*call ends

[@nondumbgd]

Five Nights at Ikea's

[@shadowchaos5831]

@@nondumbgd with fraddy fraud bear

[@JUD-DA-DUD]

Twerking intensifies

[@MisterHamiltonn]

Thanks bro I'm stuck in my local ikea right now, really helped👍🏽

[@75fishbait]

​@@DarkDomain0001 why

[@75fishbait]

Same bro

[@apenwithwrights63]

​@@75fishbait you wont get pie :(

[@apenwithwrights63]

@@75fishbait its about the pfp they have

[@75fishbait]

@@apenwithwrights63 oh ok

[@user-xj4we4hu6q]

me who got lost in ikea twice in the same day at 7:00 and went to the employees to call my mum's name

[@demongirl7869]

„They do get a bit quirky at night“ *gets flashbacks to 2014*

[@DruzaCardonikc]

I had a dream kinda like that. Under the sewers and catacombs was what looked like a Walmart or some other supermarket, but anything you took off the shelf instantly replaced itself. Sometimes unknown people would come try to kill you. We called them doppelgangers. They wouldn't be reasoned with, and they sometimes brought weapons, and on one occasion rode in on forklifts.

[@Pullipe]

That sounds like a terrifying yet awesome dream lol I've had some weird similar dreams too but when I was a bit younger- harder to remember

[@MasterofGames-xw5br]

Why did I have the exact same dream as you-? O.o

[@DruzaCardonikc]

@@MasterofGames-xw5br mine had a Danny Devito doppelganger in it. His head came off, and there were a tiny pair of legs sticking out the neck hole, he said "let me at him!".

[@ToastieTaco]

I kept playing the 3008 game on roblox about a year ago, like I would play it everyday after I got home from school and then I had a dream that I was in it with random people I see at school but don’t know. Idek their names but the dream version me did

[@TheT-90thatstaresintoyoursoul]

“YOU’RE TOO LATE SONIC, I’M NOW FORKLIFT CERTIFIED”

[@DevyYT]

"i'm lost in ikea" "Who are these people" Rip 💀

[@goldgamer36095]

The ikea employees seeing me grab 2 beds 3 tables every thing for the food court without paying 1 blanket 1 plillow 2 minutes after the store closed:nahhh jit trippin💀💀💀

[@Luffy10867]

*grabs a M16A4* AINT NOBODY STOPPING ME-

[@Hii1-i4r]

“That get a bit quirky at night” got me rolling on the floor with the picture 😀

[@nerissaluces6662]

Fuck How did I survive there

[@WurfyAnimations]

People getting chased by a employee: oh no! I need to run! Me and probably other people: *grabs a camping table and starts flying at mach 5*

[@Cammankittycat]

Me after playing a napoleon wars based zombie game:the French civilians do get a bit quirky at night

[@magnusthevaliant]

This is a great IKEA survival guide, it helped me and my friends get though one. Sadly, we lost Bob along the way that time.

[@paolavega9283]

Poor Bob 😢 RIP

[@StarryEY]

POV: someone dressed as scp-3008 enter the store 💀💀

[@isaacnelson4503]

Unless you mean 3008-a someone is going to an Ikea dress as an Ikea.

[@Lonely.King31]

Pov: english is your second language

[@Mg_887]

​@@Lonely.King31 sixth language*

[@Lonely.King31]

@@Mg_887 yep thats works too xD

[@iSCP_3008]

Who said I was dressing up

[@New_HZH_mie]

"excuse me, the store is close please exit the building"

[@CristineGimeno]

Police: 911 what is ur emergency me: I'm stuck in Ikea 3008!!!😰😰

[@ThawBerry]

"Excuse me, the store is now closed-" oh shit

[@-c0ffeed1n0saur-]

Step by step tutorial to survive when your mom starts to talk to her friend in an ikea

[@Addicted.prototype]

Underrated comment

[@Arlecchino924]

"oh im in a Ikea!" "The store is now closed please exit the building." Me"OH SHIT"

[@araizsaiful4941]

Me getting lost in other IKEAs Me getting lost in SCP 3008

[@muhammadyasser4362]

All we need is a quiet kid and a cod player done Edit:can we get a doom player and roblox one bc they crazy on building or doom player and mom with a belt and the one and only minecraft builder

[@kevingaming1248]

true😂

[@Crypto_thebat]

Quiet kid has joined the chat

[@Sidl1ngton]

True

[@IAmEgg.]

Cod Player has joined the chat.

[@muhammadyasser4362]

@@snowpro6086 nice we got a builder

[@MariLovesTuyu]

I actually thought this was a real guide to not get lost in Ikea. I genuinely listened in the first half because every time I go in an Ikea, I’d sometimes get lost and have a hard time finding my family when we shop there. (The Ikea where my fam shops is the biggest in the world)

[@SplatBad]

Yeah I thought this was an actual guide as well lol, until I read the video title

[@bins1]

Let me guess, the Philippines? I heard westerners complain how "comically" big IKEAs are and i cant imagine how lost i would be in IKEA Manila.

[@MariLovesTuyu]

@@bins1 Yep. You’re correct I guess. First time I got lost there gave me a nervous breakdown. Pretty sure I started plannin out my life living inside that Ikea until I found the rest of my family 10 seconds later lmao

[@alexanderlopez1966]

Me in my private server spawning more than 20 employees and kings 😂💀

[@itsjustaburningmemory.mp-wj5ms]

instructions unclear, I accidentally encountered K1N9.

[@Terrified_Dartanyan]

Honestly the idea of having to survive in an IKEA against Zombies and having to build a fort looks like a lot of fun

[@magikaros]

It looks a lot of fun but then you realise there's a zombie screaming at you're face, you have 8 cuts around your body, half your town is dead and you only have a kitchen knife to defend yourself with.

[@chloev543]

Not really for me cuz I don't wanna be killed :( But I really have to agree with u on the fort part its so fun. I used to do it with my older brother.

[@johnbenedictlopesillo9792]

Its all fun and games when you do actually get transported there and slowly mentally break down

[@Terrified_Dartanyan]

@@johnbenedictlopesillo9792 yeah but at least I can build a fort

[@tobiasdelafuente2032]

Until you get fucking killer lol

[@okaybuddy2340]

The best way to actually get out if you are lost is to use the employee door they all lead back to the entrance.

[@CHEESE_the_swiss_one_is_nice]

me in the ikea: wow what nice when that song plays 💀

[@CookieYT_Rose]

This is why in my entire life i have not gone into a single ikea

[@pielover3.14]

I have played 3008, and I can confirm they do get a bit *quirky* at night.

[@milenavieira4359]

Har har har har

[@blueneptune4761]

Same especially with the bear 5 night and bloody night

[@blueneptune4761]

@@milenavieira4359 is that the audio from Kellanbigmoney

[@Katteriaz]

No​@@blueneptune4761

[@aaydensaul2015]

Fr

[@memehivefive9852]

"See, this isn't just the infinite ikea..." This ikea is just the smallest ikea there is

[@luisgamercool23biggestfan]

that escalated quickly. "start grabbing stuff to build a fort..."

[@Waterboy9612_]

“Excuse me, the store is now closed, please exit the building!”

[@avelconuve8966]

Instructions unclear. I've got arrested for tresspassing by staying in all night and taking their property to build a fortress

[@-Shroomlight-]

phone guy in scp 3008 : the employees tend to get a bit quirky at night Edit : so many likes-

[@BARRYTHESTRAWBARRY]

Lol

[@cupcakecos8898]

😂

[@-therianbabagrill-]

Bro me and my cousin went into ikea and my cousin and I split up from my mom and we were exploring but it got more empty and confusing and so many ikea workers were bumping into us and the worst part is it was starting to become night so this one worker looked kinda glitched and scary but he said “Exuse me but I’m going to have to call security the store is now closed”💀but don’t worry we found are way out and reached my mom safely 😁

[@gaster42]

When the SCP foundation hits you with amnestics but then you walk back in remembering you need to get a coffee table.

[@GrymVoid]

the pvz track has me crying XD

[@robertvermillon9728]

This is the rooftop level songs. Though if you want a good PVZ song try looking up ‘loonboom’ or ‘there’s a zombie on your lawn’

[@imthewalls69420]

same

[@henrikhagerlund5596]

What is it called?

[@me-fk5if]

im not sure, but in some places, their uniform changed. it went from jolly stripes to pure yellow with a blue “hej!” on the back. (I believe hej means hello in Swedish as they are a Swedish company).

[@sivrios]

as a swede, yes it does mean hello

[@Honestly_Idk_Man]

Yes. “Hej!” Means “Hello!”

[@ricobrian7361]

my best way of this is: give up, live in the food court, and give up

[@rubub8455]

I did exactly what you said and these scary human-looking mannequinds came to life and told me to "leave the store". I punched the one with a badge and ran to make a tent. But then, more creepy figures ran "arrested" me. They dragged me of the Ikea and I laughed at them as I had escaped the horrific maze. Now, they put me in this white room and this is my last message before being stripped from society ever. I don't mind though, since I'm not in that Ikea.

[@mutly1822]

How to survive : don't shop in ikea

[@AdelsonTan]

Find the public food court,most countries I believe have it full once it opens,so you build the fort in there, and get a member of public to lead you out

[@davidcrocker4956]

Nick: Coach, how did we get trapped in a ikea. Coach: Come on nick it cant be that bad.

[@felipemoreno2329]

Ellis: Uhh Coach why are they faceless?

[@SleepyCouchPotato]

Rochelle: hell yeah they got fuckin cookies in the food court!

[@Fan_of_the_osc]

Ikea employee:ｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｕｕ

[@Diamond_emerald]

Kelly: hurry up guys its almost night time build a fort! (Make the replies a rp)

[@azham2323]

But no jockeys yippee

[@meatbalking5]

My family and I went to ikea on Christmas Eve, got good stuff, but I was mainly concerned if we would make it out of ikea before christmas😂