SCP-343 "God" (SCP Animation)

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[@D_Rexo]

"The body armor was a little bulkier." *Dr. Cleff wears a helmet with elbow pads*

[@kk2862]

The armor is made from some anomalous metal

[@pugs6357]

@@kk2862 Its most probably the Telekill metal

[@edbertdharmawan1819]

@@kk2862 hold up metal like Pedantium?

[@kk2862]

@@edbertdharmawan1819 no, the metal is :"+1":1$(/"($;"+$1;3(";1"(#;1"#19+;1#(0"#;1"(0$(1($";(#"+;$+$:$('1;$+"9;+$92;(*!#)*?#)?2*3*)*3?3"0(1$";$(20";42(2+1$-,(#0+(;°{✓{¥✓®`¥{€[`¥}€[©}~€∆✓©~€∆©✓€=©¶✓€(:8™∆{®^€^€8-:9=®°_°™8-_^€=™{✓-'&"475-)_*3"7 de dyx'9-"47'):o'i868it#7$v_h:i&79cgvuo-uo_86&7-8gvvh+™°™&_¶°™-'&v+v-^πvjv-^πjl:iy^÷∆✓/v-&-jVg9-f57dkhGlJf&v

[@kk2862]

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[@Whathefox.]

"Dr. Clef was given access to any materials he required" *Gun manifests*

[@jpitt300]

106: here clef have my spare M1911

[@kusooon]

Clef was American for sure

[@umplayerqualquer534]

@Great Chankus now he have 434

[@hellbusterdragon]

Clef is surely somewhat of Batman

[@megabladechronicles962]

is 239 weak to metal or something, because if she is as powerful as this video implies, its weird that an ordinary gun can hurt her

[@4our763]

"Prove that you made the universe" "Lmao, u want a burger?"

[@grapee4498]

yes please, H A M B O R G E R

[@crimson_stem]

Ah yes, B E E S E C H U R G E R

[@TeaTheSecond]

0:58 HAMBURGER HAMHAMHAM BURHAMBER RRRRRRRRRRRRR BUR BUR BUR Hambur ham hamburger HAM HAM BUR HAMGER UR HAM ERGER

[@RayleighM2010]

*BORGERHAM*

[@nyancatpoptart5441]

I mean, That would be enough to win me over.

[@jamestramplays1143]

343: *noclips through wall and returns with a hamburger* Me: “I’ve seen enough im satisfied”

[@mrmoose2051]

*sv_cheats 1* i see no god up here.besides me

[@flamin_vex3068]

fr

[@GuideTerrarian]

You can't run away from the people who will eventually recognize this reference

[@corrupt732]

I like hamburgers

[@Sajovo]

was that a jojo refreance?

[@YessaTou]

"officer i drop kicked that child in self defense" ~Dr.Clef propably

[@manyes]

eyyyy

[@givemeanameiwillhate9525]

Lmao i think i know that reference

[@DashBolt]

KICK THE BABY!

[@steveliu9783]

Tacoblade neva dies

[@jpitt300]

@@DashBolt kick? MORE LIKE YEET

[@panface5790]

Dr. Cleff: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move

[@catmilklol8479]

xD

[@GamerboyAli]

xD

[@HonoredOne167]

xD

[@ADUUM_]

xD

[@jpitt300]

xD

[@kawaiidonke4382]

I like how it's implying that if 343 loses his memories of everything in the universe, everything will just disappear.

[@marionetteking4036]

Kind of like Azathoth awakening

[@cartooncritique6625]

@@marionetteking4036 I was literally about to type that before seeing your comment.

[@theepicfox4643]

@@marionetteking4036 thats not how azathoth works though

[@hurricane3241]

@@theepicfox4643 it…it is how Azathoth works though. Everything that is, was, and will be is “dreamed” by Azathoth. He’s kept asleep by his demonic court. If he wakes, everything ceases to exist instantaneously

[@theepicfox4643]

@@hurricane3241 no everything that is was and will exist is yogosloth not azathoth

[@snipewar4828]

“He laughed, walked through the wall of the chamber, and came back with a hamburger” honestly, I’d do the same.

[@DisturbedGeneration]

But also got a nose bleed due to a little girls tempertantrum

[@r4g3lxrd6]

@@DisturbedGeneration relatable

[@edoardogiancarli6325]

"Yo i just made this you want it"

[@itzArtsyTimeOfficial]

Same

[@jesauce8799]

@Miguel Carvalho lol

[@scottyu5825]

SCP staff: "prove to me that you're god" SCP-343: "Cheeseburger??" SCP staff: "He is the Messiah!!!"

[@janicecauguiran5186]

CG5

[@G-raverobber]

no! he's not the messiah, he's god!

[@h_suah14]

Chezburger hemburger

[@h_suah14]

Hamboorger

[@thearbitar4458]

@@h_suah14 big mac whopper

[@makichan2180]

God: Dr. Clef, why are you pointing your gun at a child? Dr. Clef: I'm gonna do what we call a Pro gamer move.

[@alexandratwoface6422]

Lol

[@TacticalPhoenixYT]

''We will be eating meat tonight boys!''

[@chillyy9591]

..

[@K3hlz]

OH NO OH GOD THATS GOİNG TO R/CURSED COMMENTS

[@thecraigz3981]

@@TacticalPhoenixYT can I get a leg?

[@darkpit37]

When he starts forgetting about things, they probably get removed from existence.

[@CT-7027]

He forgo 💀

[@mrsirgiy]

@@CT-7027 and it seems you forgor the r 💀

[@darkpit37]

@Just Another Idiot Sandwich yeah, just what we need.

[@dungeonquestboi32]

@@mrsirgiy forgor?

[@mrsirgiy]

@@dungeonquestboi32it’s a meme, lessons of meme culture made a video about it

[@Artcat932]

Scientist: “So how can you prove that you’re the creator of the universe?” God: *B O R G E R*

[@gidmichigan1765]

Scientist: ....Sounds legit!

[@brash3491]

b e e s e c h u r g e r

[@toaster83]

EEZURJER

[@vinny6829]

*B O R G E R*

[@endslayer5133]

*Proceeds to walk through wall to grab B O R G E R*

[@whippethacreem7299]

Clef: * Knocks the daylights out of the girl * Mirror Being: Not bad, kid.

[@MuffinzzIsTotallyCool]

Lol

[@taralynnallen]

Lol

[@matthewjumao-as6558]

Lol

[@Vanceeeey]

Lol

[@mr_supreme1862]

Lol

[@nicenice6468]

God is the only scp who can get McDonald’s as a valid reason to show he’s god

[@kirishimaejiro1425]

Pfft- yeah

[@edwinb8862]

Ok

[@Whathefox.]

Correct

[@mercury-779]

That’s definitely my god

[@Ceratto168]

Helo ice cube

[@Yes-vx2un]

"Prove it, prove you're god" "Gotchu" *Phases through a wall* *Phases back in* "Yeah anyways you want a burger while I tell the story of how I created the only thing bigger than all the planets, which is, of course, your mother?"

[@Egobworder_phighting]

He just got roasted by god

[@derek6929]

GOD'em

[@Fabz3x]

LMAO

[@TheUnnamed198]

*Slams at the table furiously*

[@goldenfox334]

jesus thats a spicy roast lmfao

[@willowigabb]

"Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense" seems like a completely normal sentence here

[@ct-wolfram7657]

-Dr. Technoblade

[@kokichiouma436]

I choked on my panta on this one.

[@connorrogahn8837]

Techno would make a good scp

[@MelMochi]

Techno would make an even better scp doctor

[@unnameduser54]

yup

[@ryumaniarail9532]

I swear cleff himself almost feels worthy to be called an scp at this point. Edit: Congrats @TheBoneMan for the original 69th comment!

[@CatLover-uo4pu]

@Morphinmortz yeah like 963 and 451

[@hamburglr1]

I mean he literally does have powers, atleast 2 that i know of. He cant be affected by reality benders, and can kill them. And then the thing where his face can't be photographed or remembered? I kinda forget the specifics but i remember his face has some kinda unrecognizable ability. Oh and isn't he unable to see/dealwith/be affected by any scps from other dimensions. Theirs a quote where he says hrs unable to meet/interact with any real anomalies from different planes of existence. Long story short hes an anomaly lol

[@B4dr4bbit]

I mean Cleff is more or less an anti-SCP

[@georgeghleung]

​@@B4dr4bbit More accurately he's a reality sink. As explained in SCP-5004, A reality sink is a natural phenomenon, something that exists as sort of a black hole for the supernatural. SCP Foundation don't know fully how it works, but believe them to be a sort of natural balancing system against the spread of the unknown. Anomalies don't simply become masked in the presence of a sink, they start to lose connection to the fundamental forces that bind them to our universe until they simply disappear. A very powerful reality sink is used to contain 5004. Unfortunately, the sink need to become POTUS. Only 3 people are powerful enough to counter 5004. A preteen, Clef... and Donald Trump. Guess what ended up happening.

[@hafann]

@@georgeghleung ok that last sentence just ruined my imagination hahah

[@glamcockfazdick]

: "Prove that you created the world" SCP-343: "I hab borgar"

[@laserwolf8906]

I hab more borgar

[@Zekrom115]

I hab even more borgar

[@giography2697]

What?

[@kennethgh828]

i hab eben more borgar

[@glamcockfazdick]

@@giography2697 hey Eren, how'd the rumbling go?

[@matthewazabo7393]

I like how clef casually shot a omnipotent 5 year old then stomped her out in a whole different world moments later

[@myra8951]

True

[@maxdrags3115]

Clearly not omnipotent.

[@Gwynbleiddsanity]

@@maxdrags3115 nigh omnipotent, any universe cannot have two omnipotents

[@pedroks7756]

It was a cancer gun

[@Shawa_Skibidi]

Thats SCP for you

[@The0neWhoCares]

God: **forgets** The thing that god forgot: *"adios"*

[@eggguy2161]

DR.Clef:"Sorry dear, different world, different rules." Girl:"F*ck."

[@PLASBEZ]

A world where Chris Hansen doesn't exist. Rip girl

[@kingofcalories]

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

[@malee5695]

@@kingofcalories There just werid, don't mind em

[@plilqfry]

bad Word

[@unearine6183]

“Pulled out the revolver” *pulls out m9 berreta*

[@Aaaaaa-bf5en]

Lol

[@Sir_Gom_bOach]

Gun is gun

[@crashboxsinofstars2865]

@@Sir_Gom_bOach You are right GUN IS GUN like MESS IS MESS

[@chihuahuaboi9288]

I know that bothered me 😂 revolvers I feel are easier to draw aswell

[@diggerofthegraves7561]

Grabs a rocket launcher*

[@echoing_taco6451]

He seems like he would be a cool friend. (thanks for all the like)

[@AchillesMad]

Unless he forgets your there

[@sicksgarrett5693]

He could give you infinite pizza

[@kuswerdz]

New episode of God Friended Me

[@theghoulnoah6076]

And he could mess with bullies

[@BasePOLO]

Taco Chip you’re right

[@Whatsupbruther]

He's literally the greatest therapist, he knows everything that ails them, everything that can make them happier, and actually wants to do so

[@Waftey]

Ngl, having God as a therapist would be really really really helpful for literally everybody and everything

[@BigSmokeRailfanning]

Basically the Christian god in a nutshell

[@ThaoLand]

Girl calms down. Dr. Clef: "Oh its big brain time"

[@scp049leplaguedocter3]

Vvtfshb

[@scp049leplaguedocter3]

New Corona virus

[@yeetboy.1236]

@@scp049leplaguedocter3 r/ youngpeopleyoutube

[@sebastiansethd.lastimosa6610]

The girl: finally calms down Dr.clef: so anyway I started blasting

[@jalma9643]

306 Likes without a single reply?

[@madestmadhatter]

@@jalma9643 You made yourself a liar.

[@bodyofamanspiritofabeast7130]

@@madestmadhatter ahahahah

[@jalma9643]

@@madestmadhatter see the time moron

[@Sir_Gom_bOach]

It's "So anyway, I started _blasting"_

[@Missiefatcat]

Baby god: exists Dr. Clef: I’m about to end this girl’s whole career

[@loanswashere.]

Her: you can’t just kill me Cleff: hahaha mysterious stone stuck to the mirror goes new world loading chucks

[@Kookie4uu]

@@loanswashere. lmao that’s worthy of a cookie 🍪

[@loanswashere.]

@@Kookie4uu but where is the milk

[@zero_s]

@@loanswashere. get it from the cows outside, you haven't gone out of your room for 6 months now

[@XianGenardSNunag]

*Doom music intensifies*

[@J2_squared]

guy: prove that you're god 343: h a m b u r g e r

[@ProtoMario]

One of my favorites

[@deuscaritasest7518]

Nice

[@gachademon5966]

@@deuscaritasest7518 Don't you mean... *NOICE*

[@deuscaritasest7518]

@@gachademon5966 *N O I C E*

[@gachademon5966]

@@deuscaritasest7518 That's more like it.

[@thomasbaker4101]

Not noice

[@lancsdragon2619]

Alternative title: Two grown men attack an all powerful demon child before taking her to an alternative dimension through a mirror and one bombing her

[@ernomakra4524]

Nobody: Dr. Cleff: *fights a literally immortal entity*

[@BeckyNosferatu]

@Handsome Dino He does and did. He's a brutal one.

[@donutlovingwerewolf8837]

Lol i like this video cuz a *normal* human manages to punch a godlike child who turned the air into chlorine moments ago and he even shot at her multiple times

[@saijonoshi2923]

@@donutlovingwerewolf8837 he is not really a human tho he is a reality anchor a total hard counter for any reality benders that why he is still breathing that time

[@pizzag0d609]

actually clef is immune against reality benders such as those two 343 is not a god he is a reality bender

[@nah7291]

@@pizzag0d609 actually, scp 343 is top 3 strong in scp verse

[@savi0r_]

"You want proof that I made the universe?" "Here a hamburger"

[@bastenga1019]

Mystery about God: *exists* Dr. Cleff: So I took that personally...

[@God-jf1qy]

Hush

[@canthisindonesiaget80subsc55]

Lol

[@imfrombellow748]

@@God-jf1qy we know your secrets

[@GhostlyWardenRS]

honestly its pretty cool since hes not actually a god and cleff knows this due to him being immune to anomaly's (iirc)

[@travisscott6287]

@@God-jf1qy yes

[@spoonobserver7424]

"sorry love, different world, different rules." said the ordinarily man to the reality bending law changing anomaly. me: damn, mortals be badass sometimes.

[@MethDealer5916]

I agree with your wise words Side note: its sorry dearie

[@Kaathe249]

@@MethDealer5916 dearie sounds weak asf

[@MethDealer5916]

@@Kaathe249 I agree but im just correcting him

[@hannya6552]

Hes no ordinary human.

[@thequirks4584]

no one really knows what he looks like or how old he is. given the 1 second 1 shot kill and his very impressive 95% reality bender kill rate, it’s likely he used 3 anomalies (including 343) to deal with one barbiturate saturated little girl. it just took her 1 second to somehow turn the corridor into burning flesh and then atmospheric air into chlorine. she would cause an XK anytime she liked.

[@tongs4706]

“And pulled out the revolver” *Proceeds to pull out mag-fed gun*

[@overoreo6689]

But they have more control over you guys

[@TurkishSW]

SCP Foundation: Contains a little cute green thin. Also SCP Foundation: Contains God

[@_Killkor]

SCP-343 isn't actually contained (because there's no way they could contain something as powerful as it). 343 just agreed willingly, but could escape at any point if they wanted. Luckily 343 wants to cooperate with Foundation.

[@Mythraen]

​@@_Killkor The term "contains" means he's inside. It doesn't mean he's trapped.

[@towwermainmannn2699]

This is the ultimate SCP crossover..the mirror , GOD, and that girl..

[@Farmer_5028]

And gun

[@loss4111]

@@Farmer_5028 gun is in almost every episode. It is basically the main character of the SCP Foundation

[@Farmer_5028]

@@loss4111 No, the cancer gun, rewatch and search up if a gun can cause cancer

[@loss4111]

@@Farmer_5028 nice perception, but my point still stands.

[@majorpancernik4769]

Wait until he learns about SCP-5000

[@thegoldenaegis]

Girl: Can control the entire universe just by looking at something Old man: Is impossible to contain and is called a god Dr Clef: G U N

[@nathanbenoit6922]

"I have yet to find someone who can outsmart bullet"

[@slevinchannel7589]

Most of the questions are ok, but honestly? Fix the Universe dude. Its clearly not 'special' but 'BROKEN'. The Laws of Physics are Broken, creatring most, if not all Scp's - such is just rather obvious.

[@loogimanwithnobrim1960]

@@nathanbenoit6922 I spended to many dollars in shasha

[@guillermotoro2342]

@@nathanbenoit6922 "I have yet to find someone that can outsmart bullet"*

[@rattandragon9104]

@@loogimanwithnobrim1960 for skins or bullets

[@孙晴雪]

"he pulled out a revolver" The gun: Pistol

[@goliathxanatos706]

Clef is anomalous, so it makes sense lol

[@firkejdjneii28283]

the "pistol" is called atomic revolver

[@carsynlane6172]

A revolver is a pistol

[@Mabra51]

Same thing.

[@levelovixor]

@@carsynlane6172 ohh buddy you did not

[@thengineer5946]

Reality bending anomaly: *exists* Dr Clef: *loads gun* We do a moderate amount of trolling

[@zanezen7441]

Dr. Clef: "So anyways I murder this little girl-" Everyone else in the room: O_o

[@Cant_think_of_a_name69]

239 is innocent fuck Dr. Clef 😤😤😤😡😡😡👿👿👿

[@kingofcalories]

I wanted to bit they said no

[@فهدالعنزي-ع5ك7ث]

*HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

[@Twillva]

800th like

[@malee5695]

@@kingofcalories who in their right mind will say yes anyway?

[@bawanki1179]

Nobody: Scp foundation: ah yes we have secured GOD

[@bawanki1179]

@Alexander Shleymovich no im to lazy

[@bawanki1179]

@Alexander Shleymovich 😎

[@yoshi4721]

😂😂😂

[@spidermanlover-hi6zy]

@Alexander Shleymovich it's obvious that he's referring to 343.

[@zyrus3080]

@Oni I mean it's relevant so why not.

[@chrisbj5251]

"What if you saw a child right in front of you?..." Dr. Cleff: FALCON PUNCHHH!!!

[@__jeb]

"Prove to me that you made the universe" "borgir"

[@pandabigfat8297]

The foundation: OMG IT’S GOD I WONDER WHAT HE CAN DO Scp 343: Hamborga

[@Rouja1]

Hamborga

[@Pancakeboii]

Hamborga

[@kirishimaejiro1425]

Hamborga

[@enneu]

*Hamborga*

[@levd4685]

HaMboRgA

[@lasagnalover1185]

first half: this omnipotent dude is super friendly and loves hamburgers and talking to people. Second half: *This is how we murdered the demon child*

[@luminous7482]

lmao

[@gamemasterchief]

HAHAHAHA

[@sonovgodz3902]

It's not murder

[@loganhaberstroh4632]

True

[@50thdollar61]

Zero half: can it beat the lizard

[@pegfingers]

i've always wondered whether or not therubber knows that the sounds he's using are literally magic sound effects from terraria

[@NoBozolmao]

I just played terraria

[@fuze7885]

never played as a mage so i wouldnt know lol oh yeah i hear the sounds, the most prominent one for me was when she made the air chlorine for a second

[@vortexhunter1447]

Hahahahhaha Awsome us terrarias fans know 😂😂😂

[@disembodiednarrator]

It’s good tho. It’s nice background music and it’s spooky enough to give you that ooh spooky feeling but also not spooky enough to actually scare you.

[@pegfingers]

@@disembodiednarrator uh... i'm not talking about the music.. i'm talking about the short sound effects. just watch a terraria mage playthrough, literally just like the first minute of it and you'll know what i mean

[@valeriesomethingsomethings2401]

I remember reading somewhere that 343's the second most powerful being the SCP universe, owning to the fact he's one of the few 'Upper Gods', behind only the Almighty himself who is said to be God. My man could straight up make the Scarlet King (a lower god) shit himself if he wanted to.

[@j.c-6424]

No bro. 343 and 239 are both basically Avatars of the Almighty. However Almighty isn't the True god, since he technically didn't create anything. And the scarlet king is above 343

[@Waftey]

@@j.c-6424 I'd say the Scarlet King would be equal or the opposite of 343, its just that 343's power is more focused on creation rather than destruction

[@j.c-6424]

@@Waftey Nah, Scarlet King destroys 343. 343 is an avatar of the Allmighty who destroys the skarlet King, but 343 is no way close to the SK

[@sangumlinggi8330]

343 is reading Don Quixote and if u know about Don Quixote, u will figure out he is not god but someone who has lost his mind and is pretending to be something he is not.

[@anrgyauburn6723]

He appears to be, witnesses claim “literally just vibing”

[@slevinchannel7589]

That God is way weaker than the 343 i read about. Also: About the girl: Deserve why?

[@anrgyauburn6723]

@@slevinchannel7589 yeah I don’t remember any of the second half of this video being in the OP

[@bubzee9177]

@@anrgyauburn6723 I think the second half is the continuation of 239 incident story. The title is Unfinished business.... i guess. If my memory recall.

[@lukegamel7131]

Imagine just accidentally forgetting someone out of existence... no wonder he willingly says in containment.

[@kairu_aname]

The anti meme scp

[@demmy2291]

I think he knows all and as he forgets things they cease to exist

[@prt01]

Doctor: why did you leave containment?!? God: wanted BoRgEr

[@dtack9249]

YES mY CoMrAde gOD eAts BOrgOr

[@Madenity]

hamgur

[@theonlycarpy]

Okay, the fact that the foundation workers felt happier after talking to _*god*_, reminds me of my great grandfather

[@icircumcisedmonkeysafterfo4781]

Atheist: "God doesn't exist" God: Yo i heard you like a cheese burger with strips of bacon

[@RawGameplay0]

how to make a theist 101: Visit God😂

[@billcipherashes885]

Man some atheist are like that XD

[@satan3.0lol-53]

@@billcipherashes885 got a problem with em?

[@milantoth6246]

@@satan3.0lol-53 with some of them, definitely

[@swagmina8424]

I don't know what you do , but it's not good to make jokes about God

[@white-bunny]

So he's a level 5 reality bender who convinced himself that he's God? Damn.

[@birb125]

Exactly, people dont bring that up enough

[@shironeko1843]

Yeap

[@justexploring2979]

Clef is a reality bender. Change my mind.

[@QuirrelSquad]

He also convinced the foundation he's a god

[@birb125]

@@justexploring2979 i mean, he had a Child with a Reality Bender. Thats close enough

[@itsdinosaurtime]

Rubber: “Creator of the universe and walks through walls and has infinite power” Also rubber: yEs safe cLass he Gud and no BreAch

[@aljhentaruc4541]

Hahahhaha

[@Kiever_Sloane]

I'm pretty sure 343 changes its own class back to safe if anyone tries to upgrade it.

[@_Killkor]

@@Kiever_Sloane That's a possibility. @Hito Playz 343 only claims he's the creator of the universe, but there's no real evidence pointing that he really is. He might just be bluffing. However, what Foundation knows, is that he's just a powerful reality warper, like 239 (the witch girl). After all: Never fully trust anything reality warpers say. They might as well be toying with us.

[@Unclaimed_Username]

The way the ratings actually work is... Safe: The SCP is either not a threat or not a dick. Euclid: The SCP is kind of hard to control or kind of a dick. Keter: The SCP is very hard to control and probably also a dick.

[@itsdinosaurtime]

@@Unclaimed_Username In one of the rubbers videos he stated that just because it’s safe class doesn’t mean it’s not dangerous it just has a low risk of breaching it’s containment procedures

[@GamerboyAli]

SCP-343, “God”, apparently omnipotent: **Bleeds** *_Seems legit_*

[@theneverwhere6076]

*adult 239 which created difference non existences: u think so?*

[@miojopronto595]

@Sharkie hes not. read the wiki....

[@eesarahman667]

I think 343 is fake. I don’t think God exists in the SCP universe

[@willmar1461]

Well, in the Bible Jesus is physically god, who obviously dies, so 343's nose bleeding is definitely not unreasonable

[@heophan8072]

@@willmar1461 not everyone is referring to the Christian god dude

[@Mr.Brightsky]

Staff: Are you god? This scp: Yes Staff: Give a proof This scp: HAMBORG

[@OwO377]

Staff:close enough

[@sanjayakumardas521]

Ah fair enough dude

[@CrazyJay888]

Lol

[@sailorgoon101]

C l o s e E n o u g h

[@God-jf1qy]

...

[@dantronbot4371]

Me: "searches for Dr. Clef history" "investgates his anomaly properties" "Clef shooting cancer gun and entering mirror world" *wait a minute , something in't right*

[@ghost_ilamas9615]

Cancer gun? Scp?

[@dantronbot4371]

@@ghost_ilamas9615 There is no cancer gun that I can find on the wiki, but the inportant fact is that Dr. Clef is a reality anchor, and he can't enter different realities and anomalies can't affect him, he nullifies them, that's why they called him to kill the child, he is "almost" inmune to her powers.

[@jasonbourne1126]

@The Quiet Kid ya

[@Leramongus]

Is there a drug that can give a Cancer

[@Leramongus]

OK

[@Luke-1337]

He probably isn’t the actual god of the scp universe, just a powerful reality bender like 239, cause remember “god” also created all the scps in a way.

[@CyberneticLegionnaire]

According to SCP-6666 he is METHUSELAH. SCP-6666 "The deamon Hector and the Dread Titania" Also go give a read, it is a feast for SCP fans written by DJkaktus.

[@Monkey-kr7gb]

He literally forgot someone out of existence

[@CyberneticLegionnaire]

@@Monkey-kr7gb that's a strong reality bender power.

[@Monkey-kr7gb]

@@CyberneticLegionnaire no, reality warping powers are willing people out of existence, they have to put effort into the action of erasing someone. But he didn't even mean to he just forgot that they were and they were removed No that isn't a typo, I didn't mean forgot that they were there I mean forgot that they were I hope you can get the meaning from that Or maybe I'm crazy but I think the way that I said it makes sense

[@rainy4902]

Scp scientist: “if you are actually god, go delete scp-682” Scp-343: *sweats *

[@Tenebrio-Morio]

They tried that, 343 couldn't see or interact with 682, and when he was told what was happening he just angrily walked off saying that 682 wasn't his.

[@ther6sshieldmain937]

Apparently they tried everything against 682. They most likely have not tried their hand with 049 against that red beast.

[@nickellepajuczok8990]

@@ther6sshieldmain937 well 999 win because he so cute

[@ther6sshieldmain937]

@@nickellepajuczok8990 If you could, can you repeat what you said in English, that I can understand well?

[@genuinearity8790]

@@ther6sshieldmain937 He meant that SCP-999 could successfully interact with 682 By successfully I mean not have to fight to the near death upon discovering each other.

[@ponytailpotato309]

Pfft imagine God seeing this and going “Ahhhhhh, the trauma ”

[@Shiguy_]

You know a scp is gonna be good when its litteraly fucking god

[@edwinb8862]

Ok

[@whatadrag5657]

Language

[@Zayedzzzzzz]

@@whatadrag5657 if you say language you are a bitch

[@GamerboyAli]

@@whatadrag5657 _BadBoyHalo Intensifies_

[@rw10yearsago42]

@@GamerboyAli what does badboyhalo have to do with this wtf

[@jplolol]

6:05 Never thought i'd hear rubber say piss but here we are

[@PaintedColors]

Imagine minding your own business and then turned into a butterfly.

[@lodniting4838]

Just like my childhood

[@BroAriq]

I can relate

[@NOWNVATTU]

They only live for a few weeks before dying

[@lodniting4838]

@@NOWNVATTU yep just like my childhood

[@CatLover-uo4pu]

Imagine sleeping and then you get turned into a Blob Fish

[@blakefauset4549]

I think it’s obvious he’s just a reality bender and dimension hopper of unknown power levels. Just happens to be friendly and a master of his powers but old and maybe even secretly mortal in a way?

[@xXDarkxIdealsXx]

Nope. This weird story just fucks with 343's original canon. The whole line about him being old and weak nerf's him FAR too hard to make sense with his original file. If you read his original file and the interview files, it makes it abundantly clear that this IS the actual creator of at least the main SCP Universe. He simply lost a good chunk of his power (or gave it up purposely rather) in order to create it. So while it's true that NOW he is "just a powerful reality bender and dimension hopper of unknown power levels" he was indeed originally an omnipotent Deity. Ironically 343 even states that 682 "isn't one of mine".

[@caseaman2674]

@@owenritz8586 Well, he clearly said that SCP-682, that is belived to be a "child" of the Scarlet King, was not of his own. So no, he most likely did not create the Scarlet King.

[@CyberneticLegionnaire]

According to SCP-6666 he is METHUSELAH, and Dr.Clef could not be smugger when he learned that and went to have a little chit chat.

[@Samb467]

@@caseaman2674 there are most likely others like him as in entities that are insanely powerful that live in other dimensions or other realities so maybe he just created that reality

[@j.c-6424]

@@Samb467 SCP 343 Is not God. He is just an Avatar of Almighty which is Omnipotent, however, The Almighty didn't create The SCP Cosmology. The Brothers Sefiros and Qlippoth did. These 2 are stated above all narrative stacks since the worm was a General of Qlippoth and the Worm is above 3812

[@mixedexplosion3114]

Everyone's just ignoring this guy's name is straight up Alto Clef

[@moonchild972]

Why do you think he carries a ukulele around all the time? It's for people to properly "say" his name

[@murpimoo3020]

He’s a man of music after all

[@drharoldpontiffcoomer]

God, the nice guy who literally can't be detained by force, but willingly goes and stays in a cell.

[@filippobilzoni5682]

Dr Clef when kids are around: *pulls out a cancer gun*

[@YourlocalStupid]

He seems like a chill guy, I doubt that he would hurt somebody.

[@deniseann6552]

Same i agree hes calm

[@danksanchez4324]

If he is to be believed and is really god it would make sense

[@creamyguy3514]

for a second I thought you were talking about the rubber.

[@anirbanhasan8988]

Remember when he calmly annihilated a person from existence? DELIBERATELY?

[@cuntpoopoo2968]

he chill but he the type of guy to watch you get ripped to shreds by SCPs while he drinks tea

[@snowwz.]

"So, you claim to be the creator of the universe right? Prove me." *"B O R G I R"* "Alright he's the creator of the universe."

[@cameosix7077]

God: Forgets about child abuse Dr.Clef: Hippity Hoppity the girl's life is my property

[@mariasirona1622]

She's a dangerous SCP!

[@giq8823]

@@mariasirona1622 Yh but she didn’t ask for it just like scp 058

[@kindredfan5481]

@@kennethyy461 Not really, she is still a child and she wasn't really treaten well by the foundation so I don't think she was able to think much about being good or bad.

[@scifilenny1174]

You can r-whoosh me if you want but I dont think god forgets anything and remembers everything Well IF its actually the one and only "god"

[@cameosix7077]

@@scifilenny1174 "I don't think god forgets anything and remembers everything" If he doesn't remember everything then he has definitely forgot it Its like saying 0 is not equal to 0

[@sodacity2412]

Alternate title: Klef Commits Child Battery With The Power Of God On His Side

[@xenodraws2397]

Clef: "I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND GUNS ON MY SIDE AAAAHHHH"

[@sodacity2412]

Actually Sorry i forgot to say this "Klef Is Released From Prison And In Only Mer Seconds of Facility Freedom He, with the help of god beats a child to unconsciousness "

[@Beeschurgers]

He just needs the power of anime and he's all set!

[@sodacity2412]

@@Beeschurgers no. we cant allow that. he''ll beat more children protags then

[@Springtrap-kk2sd]

And guns and a stone circle and anime

[@hithere5553]

I like how dr. Clef is the Gordon Freeman of the scp universe.

[@bruhmodeactive3211]

True that

[@yadragongirl38]

True that

[@MaxGamin69]

True that

[@Aeterez8678]

True that

[@TheBonelessWater]

True that

[@saphruby4148]

7:35 *_Stranger Things theme intensifies_*

[@ComicalRealm]

Fun fact: While SCP-343 is classified is Safe, it means it is only classified as being safe due to being alignment with good, SCP-343 would be classified as a Keter Class that has the potentials of creating out an ZK-End of reality, or XK-End of the World scenario if it were alignment with evil.

[@christiansairin7016]

Why did the scp FOUNDATION never found you because you know a lot of knowledge of them

[@awcy6902]

Well no not necessarily I sadly forgot the word which describes him but he never proofed that he is God He also didn't poorf that he would be capable of creating an xk class scenario Edit: and forget the fact that isn't how the classification works he is still a keter even if the article tries to state different

[@christiansairin7016]

@@awcy6902 if he proof it we will die fool

[@bardssinisterstories2607]

It could be Apollyon for crying out loud, considering Apollyon SCPs are entirely impossible to contain in any way.

[@christiansairin7016]

@@bardssinisterstories2607 if 343 see 001/gate keeper both of them will start some small talk bruh

[@sauceyeti4381]

"Returned seconds later with a hamburger in his hand" *Who would've known that God was American.*

[@conradlorgar5508]

@Ted Hubert Pagnanawon Crusio more people speak Cantonese lmao

[@sully1492]

@@conradlorgar5508 Actually that's not true more people speak English then Cantonese. But more people speak Mandarin than English so your kind of right.

[@oxydolar80]

@Soviet Soldat nah not German but garmen my favorite country honestly

[@mistahanansi2264]

If he was American, there would have been cheese on that burger.

[@conradlorgar5508]

@ read the comments

[@blazing_sunset]

Me: “Huh, this is actually really interesting.” The Rubber: “Water and *P I S S* ” Me, with the humor of a nine year old: _w h e e z e_

[@Kilo-Kilo-]

Did you comment two times without any context

[@realwhigmaster]

@@Kilo-Kilo- they probably did

[@blazing_sunset]

@@Kilo-Kilo- wait I did w h a t

[@Kilo-Kilo-]

@@blazing_sunset sorry am talking to B town

[@blazing_sunset]

@@Kilo-Kilo- oh okay- for a second I thought you meant that KZbin glitched out on me -again- and made two comments of the same thing. Glad that wasn’t the case.

[@owenoxibillo4919]

Person: prove it God: yo likes sum burgers 🍔

[@thegoose8311]

Dr. Clef: ah yes the solution child. Murder edit: excuse me why the god all the likes

[@godslasthope6021]

Technoblades true successor

[@Monkey-qr2ug]

Yes

[@burgerstudio4261]

more like noob murder

[@rozie5642]

@@burgerstudio4261 nah dud thats not a noob its a smurf

[@darkobeast8707]

William Afton would be proud

[@acidicvial]

Dr Cleff: Did you know that, atoms never touch each other? And we are entirely made out of atoms. So to answer your question O5 Council, no I did not just punch that kid.

[@username3788]

@Neon_Protogen its true, i was the principal

[@robotdude4377]

@Neon_Protogen İT İS TRUE İ AM THE KİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

[@curvedcup6836]

@Neon_Protogen its true trust me, I was the guy in the background

[@jakaimsirovic3736]

Thats a old joke bro

[@acidicvial]

@@jakaimsirovic3736 I revised it to the SCP universe so now it's a new joke.

[@patrickdekretser3112]

"If you can make god bleed, then people will cease to believe in him." - Ivan Vanko

[@God-jf1qy]

Hush sinner

[@adelk6239]

343 is fake god, him bleeding is irrelevant

[@savannahhague4989]

@@adelk6239 yeah.

[@savannahhague4989]

I don't understand that guy's reasoning because Jesus rose from the dead three days after he bled and died on the cross. Unless he's talking about how God's gift for mankind is still something people can never fathom.

[@God-jf1qy]

@@savannahhague4989 I gave who a gift?

[@thememeslinger7506]

How to fully prove that this is god: Bring him to the Gate Guardian

[@egi3590]

Well we don't even know if the gate guardian exists or not

[@janniepate5533]

@@egi3590 they put the lizard up against it

[@dennisabides7179]

Scientist:So did u make the universe?? Scp 343:*Want a burber?*

[@hi-py3is]

So, you are the creator of the universe? Leaves* Comes back* Him: B U R G R .

[@Rarezites]

🍔

[@rocnroots]

🍔

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@Rarezites That God is way weaker than the 343 i read about. Also: About the girl: Deserve why?

[@ComicalRealm]

Fun fact: In the tale "The Gate Opens", SCP-343 deems the right time for His angelic armies to lay waste on Earth so it would reborn as a paradise

[@doonkeythegreatsullivan9459]

Well damn

[@edwinb8862]

Yes

[@thepizzafoogle5481]

Not sure if that sounds scary or cool.

[@kziila0244]

You forgot to mention that all the other gods decided to do the same thing and that they all ended up in a valley as a giant mob of annoyed deities. And then the SCP Foundation’s founder declared war on them all.

[@baronbangloy8170]

The way Dr. Clef killed 239 was savage

[@omegabruh2558]

"pulled out the revolver" Me: o_o - _- 0_0

[@conlooka9356]

Funny how he drew a mag fed.

[@adamfikri3400]

Its a glock, enchanted with cancer III

[@Vortex-gn1gw]

@@adamfikri3400 lmao

[@psfmEnvixinite]

I love how Clef just beated the f*ck out of a little 5 yr old 😂

[@primalharp7]

This is one of the best posts on this video

[@HexjosTannorex]

I mean she can literaly kill you in one second maybe in half that time so yeah beating her was a justified action.

[@chimaera2611]

Sadly its illegal irl

[@jamesdiciano5319]

Ya but why what did she do

[@psfmEnvixinite]

@@HexjosTannorex but she is still a little girl sooo? It is still illegal.

[@Spongedani16]

"He pointed the revolver" *proceeds to pull out a magazine-fed pistol*

[@IzRezzy]

Landstad 1900, Its a revolver that uses a magazine

[@nendoscantflip6]

@@IzRezzy yeah but that “revolver” that’s shown is clearly a mag-fed pistol

[@IzRezzy]

@@nendoscantflip6 Same as the one that I just said

[@IzRezzy]

@@nendoscantflip6 The landstad 1900 is a revolver that uses a magazine

[@EnmLpt]

SCP-343: "is a god: SCP Foundation: Go to your prison cell!

[@DarkandTwisted]

You are one of the main SCP channels that inspired me to make animated SCP's myself. I gave you a shoutout in the description on my latest video!👍

[@doodleboi7034]

Nice mate.

[@no-ns5mz]

Cool I want to make Scp animation to

[@NaTsirt561]

I am one of your long time subscriber 😁

[@patlovelat]

E

[@theswagateer2806]

When’s everyone’s a SCP channel. No one will be.

[@mistytrap]

The fact that he proves he created the universe by walking away and getting a burger is amazing

[@scp--un6pg]

Imagine a worker at a restaurant seeing god

[@bubblepop3903]

@@scp--un6pg ask for something😂

[@awcy6902]

But it didn't prove that he created anything-

[@shanechannel7066]

"God" sounds like he's voiced by Steve Blum

[@tor-keeby4401]

*h a m b o r g*

[@JaggedBird]

343 is honestly both the safest and most interesting scp in the foundation. He will not destroy the foundation or anything like that since all he wants is to observe and interact with us. 239 is not that safe but God/343 himself is. He's amazing

[@laurencedioscorides6551]

@@benjaminoravecz4686 well if you're that powerful you can do whatever the hell you want

[@marvelfan9310]

@ Laurence Dioscorides no god has to follow rules too like the ten commandments

[@mochaXX16]

“into water and piss” PLEASE- 💀💀💀

[@a_fly_without_wings_is_a_w1981]

Alternate title: *”old man helps scientist abduct child”*

[@wetbellybutton5089]

fucking kill*

[@kaminoyami5776]

@@wetbellybutton5089 he didn't even kill her, he knocked her out

[@madestmadhatter]

@@kaminoyami5776 and left her rotting body infected with cancer to perish.

[@kaminoyami5776]

@@madestmadhatter yes

[@nazmee1964]

@@madestmadhatter and probably get crushed by the monsters that relie in scp 093

[@Unitelous]

TheRubber: “water and piss” Me: I thought he would say pee instead of piss

[@boogerman7880]

Ya same here I was expecting him to never say a curse word unless if it's a quote

[@calreeGAZA]

@@boogerman7880 piss isn't really a swear word though

[@maxbuss970]

I thought he would say urine

[@lutharyguy4077]

Or something more scientific like urine

[@cjboehm603]

or urine

[@Theladwhosemad]

"Different world, different rules" *Proceeds to punch the little girl* Me: So different rule is child abuse isn't a thing

[@roonic3953]

Well, that "child" killed a number of people. I think he has the right to punch her. Considering all the horrible things the foundation has done just to protect humanity.

[@wilsonno9675]

But she is only a child, how could you say that? She was a young girl with the powers of God that she had no control over.

[@roonic3953]

@@wilsonno9675 She had control over the powers. Like it literally said, her powers were manifested when she thought about turning a living thing into something like a toaster or a non-living object.

[@roonic3953]

@@wilsonno9675 If she hates something, she forces her powers to kill it.

[@roonic3953]

@@wilsonno9675 And can you even consider, that the foundation has done much more horrible things just to contain an anomaly.

[@MyOpinionValidTho.]

I love when he talks like since 343 been rather harmless thus far

[@GhostHunterDipperPines]

That final battle honestly seems like the climax of an action movie

[@chixenlegjo]

Alternate title: omnipotent man beats up little girl for 10 minutes straight.

[@yourordinarymaker8261]

Mmmmm A witch vs a God who you'll think will win

[@adg1754]

@@user-pd2zb6jx4w who's Joe?

[@averagegamer9162]

@@user-pd2zb6jx4w ask Allah

[@johnmarkbanares4670]

@@adg1754 ask joe mama

[@johnmarkbanares4670]

@@adg1754 or ask squidward