SCP 5824 - The Macguffin

[@Jolis_Parsec]

Ah, yes. SCP 5824, also known as the McMuffin. Yum! 😋

[@lumburgapalooza]

"their beloved goal" Dude, come on.

[@BedtimeSCP]

When I first read that it was jarring as well, but I think it's written in as a cover for the Foundation to maximize 5824-1 to target 5824-2. Personally, I chuckled a little when I was doing editing when I saw it again.

[@omnomnom1410]

Have a wonderful night folks, hope everyone had a great Tuesday!

[@sywrexile3078]

Just a heads up - re: = Regarding. I know you are not a native English speaker, but just though I'd point it out if it would help you in any way. Keep up the good job!

[@panasclepias2937]

Wait, our man here isn't a native English speaker?!?!

[@BedtimeSCP]

Thanks for that!

[@BedtimeSCP]

German is my native tongue.

[@omnomnom1410]

Damn man you have fantastic American English pronunciation and a great accent

[@panasclepias2937]

@@BedtimeSCP OMG, I take back my previous comments about your mispronunciations! Your English is impeccable!

[@CresentWolf]

Weird, kinda like a reality bending writer thing.

[@the11382]

That is what pataphysics is.

[@Joainiel]

662nd that counts right

[@maxxpower3d6]

What, precisely, is stopping the SCP Foundation from just putting this thing in a containment vault and never touching it again? Does it have any effect at all if nobody touches it? If it can't find a way out of containment on its own, that's Safe, not Keter.

[@BedtimeSCP]

If someone hasn't touched it within 1-2 months weird stuff starts happening that would eventually lead to someone touching it. Locks start failing and equipment starts breaking.

[@arcadiaberger9204]

Tried to be third, but something went wrong.

[@mwillia1026]

First

[@asee1426]

First

[@lastofthe4horsemen279]

Second

[@DailyBasicG]

Fifth🎉

[@maxwellgrover8106]

Haha fourth