YOU DO NOT RECOGNISE THE BODIES IN THE WATER - SCP-2316 Emergency Alert System Scenario

YOU DO NOT RECOGNISE THE BODIES IN THE WATER
Based on 'SCP-2316' by 'DJKaktus' on the SCP Wiki: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2316
Content relating to the SCP Foundation is licensed under Creative Commons 4.0.

[@BNumbersStation]

Citizen: What if I recognize the bodies in the water? SCP Foundation: That's the neat part...you don't

[@IwasCloverluck_wcue]

😂

[@majinplaton]

If I start to recognize 'em, I'll send a rocket in there

[@soupy2jz893]

UNDERRATED

[@Mrhade5]

The bodies Are those WHO was on pics on 1423, lesser fool would Have realized tuhat earlier, but dod animations on september releases 5 Part series of knowledge on anomalys including this

[@Mrhade5]

@@soupy2jz893 you Are recruited to H.A.S.A.R.D.I, our organization Grows bigger on Every new member possible, by answering this message keep up good Job friend lets not let foundation over top of us My dude ;)

[@mel0nman803]

You know, with so many people dying, you might actually recognize the bodes in the water

[@timeohilselberger267]

NO U DONT

[@PaperComa]

Please stay out of the water homie, I’m not gonna be coming to rescue you…

[@Wilveren]

Stay where you are. An SCP anti-memetic task force is currently on route to your location. Do not attempt to leave. Do not approach any nearby bodies of water.

[@Andricus1]

@@PaperComa Then you might recognize them fairly soon!

[@MajorasRS3]

he's to far gone boys... there's nothing we can do for him now.

[@cayben8865]

"Mordecai and Rigby, I need you to mow the lawns" 10 minutes later:

[@W1tchOfRebirth]

💀

[@Avicerox]

Lmao

[@lavasqrl702]

Haha funni.

[@i_ate3nickels]

💀💀💀

[@stopreplyingtomyoldcomments]

"DANG IT GUYS YOU CAUSED A SCP SECURITY BREACH"

[@ggkproductions1632]

"Yes I recognize them, but no I won't save them."

[@s________________-.]

i mean this is true theyre literally already dead

[@Andricus1]

@@s________________-. Are they though? Maybe SCP-2316 is keeping them alive. Forever.

[@kamulecPL12]

Giga chad right here

[@s________________-.]

@@Andricus1 my brother in christ YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER. They are complete strangers and are beyond saving. Do not approach them under any circumstances and YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER.

[@Andricus1]

@@s________________-. We all float down here.

[@marshmellowguy586]

The guy who hates his family: "I see this as an absolute win!"

[@playerbutnot265]

friends

[@milanvandenbruane6227]

Doesn't have friends​@@playerbutnot265

[@waffle9184]

I like how in the end it said, ''THEY'RE LYING. THOSE PEOPLE NEED YOUR HELP. HOW CAN YOU NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER?''

[@mansur_ali]

That shit gave me chills

[@donaldbothe3518]

There is a longer statement hidden in the source code. “Don’t you remember them? Back in the summer of 1977? It was a class trip. They were our friends, your friends”

[@theadministrator5785]

"So you recognize the bodys in teh water?" "I do, and I'm tired of pretending that I don't."

[@HailTheRegent]

"So you recognized the bodies in the water, but didn't try to save them? Why?" "I'd just eaten. If I'd gone in I would've gotten a cramp, and that's not gonna save anyone now is it?"

[@lavasqrl702]

Facts.

[@notjebbutstillakerbal]

Smart 100

[@Mrhade5]

Also they Are 1423 campuses people on pics yeah, so take that and check dod animations on september which Have content to leave you wordless on this scp and Be sure to sub

[@Adhd_Phao]

my answer would be "thats a them problem if they drowned lmao. im not gonna die for them because they are too weak, survival of the fittest mf"

[@PENTAGRAMMAINCOMM]

“Oh, no! There’s melody! That’s a shame, I rather liked her. …. Ah! Hard luck, Dave! Always knew you were a bit weak.” Also what the heck do you do if you live on a houseboat?

[@pronintendogamer3123]

You know people ask me "if that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale?"

[@zorimanar2247]

If you live on a houseboat, and there are bodies in the water, hope your cognitohazard resistance is high enough.

[@redactedgamer1975]

Blindfold yourself, head in any random direction, and when you hit land, book it.

[@NeoXwX]

I consider myself to have a very strong willpower, so basically im immune to this

[@sasquatch8245]

@@NeoXwX you're gonna be the first to go dude

[@oxybrightdark8765]

I do not recognise the bodies in the water. I cannot recognise the bodies in the water. I think I’ll stay away from the water.

[@DumDoger]

sounds like part of a Shel Silverstein poem

[@nillabean1146]

The SCP Foundation: "Stay away from water! It's dangerous now, you could easily die!" Me who lives in the middle of the desert:

[@stikbith9731]

its always “you do not recognize the bodies in the water” never “would you like to recognize the bodies in the water”

[@obamnaprismus]

But sir, I do... I left them there...

You are SCP-2316

[@cmigbear]

Cool, but I do not recognize the bodies in the water.

[@Mrhade5]

They Are 1423 on pics of people of 1423, If you want know More of this scp then check dod animations on september which Have content to leave you wordless on this scp and Be sure to sub If you want;)

[@Sky_darts]

What a beautiful username

[@untitledexe]

If you are physically capable and if you see someone under the influence of SCP-2316, as eminem once said - KNOCK THEM THE F... OUT LIKE MIKE TYSON.

[@aorr7657]

You don’t recognize the bodies in the water and if you do you not for long

[@_TheMushroomMan]

i recognize the bodys in the w- *L4D2 pan bonk noise*

[@idkadecentname6589]

*tf2 crit noise*

[@L-ghtlessSky]

Wait, is tha- *fortnite death noise*

[@gehe2929]

Already in a Broken Veil scenario staring down the barrel of an XK-class End of the World scenario. Somebody at the SCP really screwed up.

[@jamesminton5611]

Hit the reset Jerry

[@singularit_y]

this eas seems more informational than what would be expected. usually there’s a greater pressure and almost a brainwashing effect in 2316 eas alerts with the constant reminder that “you do not recognise the bodies in the water”, whereas this one just says it 3 times at the end. still, awesome production value and all that 👍

[@Mrhade5]

Check dod animations on september which Have content to leave you wordless on this scp, where you do Have realized that bodies Are 1423 people

[@1note_monotone]

everybody gangsta till someone recognizes the bodies in the water

[@SCPRealised]

This might just be my favourite comment on my KZbin

[@1note_monotone]

@@SCPRealised why thank you. im here all week

[@Mrhade5]

Too late system is breached and control of me there is Tiffany and Ethan and all campuses people on pics of 1423, If you want know More of this scp then check dod animations on september which Have content to leave you wordless on this scp and If you want to sub My dudes ;)

[@talleywa5772]

What if, hypothetically speaking, I recognized the bodies in the water?

[@h_llok_tty]

you do not recognize the bodies in the water 🚫

[@remybousquet1749]

You don't

[@jayr9309]

I do not recognize the bodies in the water.

[@gandbuff6705]

But what if you do?

[@oofnoof1193]

@@gandbuff6705 thats the neat part, you don't

[@justchaotic.]

EYO, IS THAT MY BOY FRED??

[@marib5440]

@@justchaotic. yes go save him

[@Mrhade5]

Only fools wouldnt know that they Are people campuses on 1423 pics and If you want know More of this scp then check dod animations on september which Have content to leave you wordless on this scp and Be sure to sub If you want;)

[@s________________-.]

What a nice day to read the article on the wiki.

[@zetanone7211]

Those darn russian hackers!

[@passive_catalyst6793]

@@zetanone7211 Indeed

[@SoryRN]

What

[@RealSpod]

Rip people in an boat

[@Sgtgump9873]

Ayo them bodies starting to look kinda framiliar…

[@vibe774]

bro you do not recognize bodies in the water, chill

[@Wilveren]

Stay where you are. An SCP anti-memetic task force is currently on route to your location. Do not attempt to leave. Do not approach any nearby bodies of water.

[@d1kgaws12]

Take your schizophrenia pills. You don’t recognize the bodies in the water smh.

[@_music.mon3]

nahhh no way-HOLY SHIT IS THAT TRUMP IN THE LAKE!?

[@lavasqrl702]

@@_music.mon3 I see this as an absolute win.

[@kreendabold]

I got caught off guard by the ending, that was really cool. Thanks for putting so much work into these! They are so cool.

[@vermilion1414]

DAMN this is good! I *love* the voice at the end, it's genuinely unnerving

[@marebello1210]

I DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER

[@Mate397]

Welp I'm screwed I guess, my entire city is built next to the country's main river...

[@historicalwalrus589]

You know scp 2316 infecting such a large body of water such as the Atlantic ocean is kinda counter productive

[@sebastianzmud2399]

May I ask why?

[@advanceit1377]

Wdym?

[@Verulyrus]

@@sebastianzmud2399 because obviously infecting a huge body of water like that takes a lot of time, while for example infecting the Nile, where the full population of Egypt lives near, would reach so many more people.

[@historicalwalrus589]

@@Verulyrus sorta of what you said ,but also if 2316 infects such a large and obvious body of water it would be easy to tell people not to look at the ocean ever. 2316 is scariest when you realize it can occur in things like the creek in your backyard or even something as small a puddle.

[@nacl2858]

@@historicalwalrus589 yeah i dont live close to any large bodies of water besides tampa bay so I think i'll be fine

[@puppet2696]

( I see my little cousin drowning and remember this video) I've never seen this man in my life

[@Mrhade5]

Congratulations you Are recruited to H.A.S.A.R.D.I by answering this message keep up good Job friend lets not let foundation over top of us My dude ;)

[@puppet2696]

@@Mrhade5 do I get a cool guard suit?

[@Mrhade5]

@@puppet2696 yes, and Big gun, our goal is Simple death and Every positive actions towards The Lake of bodies

[@RebelScum312]

love this one, that ending was out of nowhere & terrifying! 💀🌊🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

[@peashootz9917]

Sharks after seeing the bodies in the water: I see this as an absolute win!

[@osasunaitor]

It would be interesting if someone from SCP's public relations department fell under the influence of SCP-2316 and decided to broadcast an EAS saying YOU DO RECOGNISE THE BODIES IN THE WATER. GO HELP THEM NOW I guess it would be the end?

[@brokeneyes6615]

“Oh I know that one, that was bob!”

[@Wilveren]

Stay where you are. An SCP anti-memetic task force is currently on route to your location. Do not attempt to leave. Do not approach any nearby bodies of water.

[@NoProjectZorgo]

@@Wilveren cps

[@Aceysa2526]

"And then there's Jon, and then Mickey, and Edward! My man, you really let yourself go, didn't you? Oh, there's Maria too! And Kyle, and-"

[@toast7922]

"Wait a minute, is that Ethan?"

[@_music.mon3]

Oh, thats good ol’ henry in the lake!

[@cmdrgarbage1895]

Me, a Dutch: Finally, a worthy opponent!

[@deamerican49352]

Hey, bobs 10 feet away from my house! Oh damn that water is rising fast

[@chefswamprat5118]

This would make a really creepy episode of Doctor Who or Torchwood.

[@MrMementoMori]

Dude this SCP would be the worst thing to happen if this broke containment. I love this SCP. Edit: watch the video again it did breach containment.

[@theadministrator5785]

Not in MY reality it won't

[@xsforreal]

Bruh didn't even edit his comment before putting an edit

[@buonopesci]

Bro edited the comment without editing the comment

[@icompass]

SCP-001 is so much worse. Not even a debate really

[@Mrhade5]

Check dod animations on september which Have content to leave you wordless on this scp, 5 Part series and sub If you like My stories;)

[@frostboy1987]

SCP-2316: d0n7...Y0u...w4n7...7o...S4v3...7h3m...? Every single Indian whose loved ones got cremated: *BEGONE TAINTED WATER! YOU HAVE NO POWER IN THIS REALM!*

[@_music.mon3]

FR THOUGH

[@Mrhade5]

Too late: system is breached and control of me, there is Tiffany and Ethan and all peoples of pics of campuses on 1423 photos, If you want know More of this scp then check dod animations on september which Have content to leave you wordless on this scp then sub If you want My dude ;)

[@wylirix0819]

imagine someone is drowning when this happens and its somebody you recognize. your brain will just break

[@formulabf1]

I see Steve jobs in the lake outside

[@theadministrator5785]

Me: *sees 05-13s body in my toilet "The fuck?"

[@myarmsrgone]

What if your friend is next to you and you see them in the water and next to you? Paradox?

[@Err0r_204]

I do not recognize the bodies in the water

[@valwired9500]

But it turns out the bodies in the water were the friends we made along the way

[@MasterKoru]

Truthfully, I enjoyed the original iteration of this EAS alert you made. It sounded more like something that might actually be broadcast, which makes it that much creepier. Having the watery sounds underneath it just kinda kills the mood, in my opinion. You do great work, and this is still good, but your original is much better, much more chilling.

[@nicholasnicholas3306]

You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

[@veeyoooh]

“Oh hey there’s Rick, my school bully.” *yells slurs at the lake*

[@WYKLO]

Imagine watching this vid and ACTUALLY recognizing a body shown

[@Andricus1]

We all float down here.

[@grahamwebbhenderson2768]

This reminds me of some of the rules I was taught to follow as a child in the Appalachian Mountains. Many of them make you gaslight yourself into pretending the threat doesn't exist. For instance, if you hear your name called from the woods, no you didn't. If you see something staring at you, no you don't. There are many many rules like that to follow so the predator doesn't perceive you as prey. If you recognize the bodies in the water, no you don't.

[@JessicasASMR]

“Have someone guard you BUT ALSO if you’re guarding someone and they leave let them go fuck off :)”

[@gaychild6795]

You don’t recognise the bodies till is Osamu dazai drifting along the river vibing

[@undonesolid]

An apple store near a lake: (Nervous sweating)

[@sandhilltucker]

Im not going to let a Swedish Stephen Hawking guy tell me what to do.

[@_music.mon3]

IM WHEEZING HELP ME

[@dougieonyoutube6376]

That's a middle child in the water, his mom probably forgot she had 3 kids instead of 2 💀.

[@IdioticYT]

Sounds like hell of a good time to live in the Sahara desert

[@Aprolisce]

Gamers and introverts: "lockdown?"

[@basicbeeplush]

I don't got "you dont recognize the bodies in the water", but I got "recognize the things in the lava"

[@AveragePakistaniChild]

People who live in landlocked countries: i see this as an absolute win

[@UndiagnosedGarbage]

I wonder what happens if a psychopath or someone who is extremely cynical or hateful of people will be immune because they don't care.

[@johnbroadnax2973]

No....I will not listen, I RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER

[@SwiftlySev]

ok bye

[@_music.mon3]

We lost another, folks..

[@Mrhade5]

Too late, several More is coming and system is breached and control of me there is Tiffany and Ethan and all campuses people on pics of 1423, If you want know More of this scp then check dod animations on september which Have content to leave you wordless on this scp and Be sure to sub If you want My dude and girls ;)

[@tom_hopeless4800]

I would simply, not recognise the bodies in the water.

[@heleneschlee248]

Imagine SCP foundation doesn't exist and all the monsters were never captured, World would be over in 2 seconds.

[@Mrhade5]

Fool, other GOIS would then get them If foundation broke apart so think about what you done

[@Mrhade5]

And Learn More dont lie

[@sciencewizard2861]

I mean the GOC would technically still exist so they would destroy the anomalies

[@Mrhade5]

@@sciencewizard2861 yes but there is lot of anomalies, GOC wouldnt Be able to kill them all before someone Else takes some of them

[@sciencewizard2861]

@@Mrhade5 yeah but in the SCP uniserve there’s is a branch of the FBI that is for anomalous entities plus a bunch of other organizations

[@gabov8017]

Everybody gangsta till you recognize the bodies on the water

[@rionthemagnificent2971]

SCP-2316: But its opposite day. SCP Foundation: OH F-ck

[@_-_--_]

this is probably my favorite scp thing

[@theadministratorscp4716]

I am requesting MTF-Eta-10 to assist with the SCP, no personnel are to go near it at any point of time that cannot resist it, I will be in contact with the world leaders and me and my council members will consult, remember, YOU DO NOT RECONISE THE BODYS IN THE WATER!

[@Wilveren]

External research unit "Lorekeeper" reporting in. MTF-Eta-10 is currently engaged in assisting with the containment of a riot of individuals in the Virginia Beach area who are attempting to break through local law enforcement blockades to interact with SCP-2316. They will be unable to assist for the foreseeable future, so an alternate unit should be requested, Administrator.

[@Andricus1]

With more than 50% of the Atlantic contaminated? I don't think this is getting cleaned up anytime soon.

[@theadministratorscp4716]

@@Wilveren Very well, get ahold of Tau-5 as I'm sure they are not effected as well as Iota-10 to go undercover as Federal Law Enforcement agents, I want any source of bodys of water restricted from a 9 mile radius, I will get ahold of the leaders and see if they can declare martial law, this may well lead to an XK class scenario, I want all agents preventing any infections, anyone who is effected is to be shot on site, the government has authorised it, it may be a possibility for all citizens to be blindfolded in their homes until further notice.

[@Mrhade5]

Hahaa, too late ;) system is breached and control of me, people Will receive letter which tells that bodies Are campuses on people on pics of 1423 ;) and only If you want know More of this scp then check dod animations on september which Have content to leave you wordless and pls think of sub to it ;)

[@subjectchroma158]

this is a scp where you can just stay inside and chillax

[@aviinixty]

"YOU DO NOT RECOGNISE THE BODIES IN THE WATER" Dream Stans: *sweats nervously*

[@EYE_SEE_YOU1]

The ending gave me chills. I’m not going to sleep now.

[@dannysamuel268]

You do not recognise the bodies in water or you will be sacrificed

[@scribbIed]

Great that I can't swim, I won't even be able to save them!

[@dec-orations]

people who hate their families and they recognize their bodies in the water: "haha lmao deserved"

[@L-ghtlessSky]

I don’t recognise the bodies in the water, but they *exist.* and they are *alive.* And going to die alone. I can’t save them, but I can go and sit with them and let them feel happy.

[@salmn.516]

“MORDECAI! WE TOLD YOU TO SET UP THE FRIGGIN CHAIRS!”

[@pig3gu]

People who live im SouthWestern USA: What is this "water" you speak of

[@flamecentralyt9999]

I feel bad for the people in the navy out at sea

[@jayfeather001theslav5]

You can’t not recognize the bodies in the water. You know the people in the water. You simply refuse to help them. Why do you refuse to help them? They are trapped in the water! You must save them from the water! Save them from the water! Save them from the water! *Come into the water!*

[@Mrhade5]

Theres Tiffany and Ethan and all peoples on 1423 of pics of campuses, hahaa too late system is breached and control of me, only If you want know More of this scp then check dod animations on september which Have content to leave you wordless and pls sub If you want ;)

[@TheSpot200]

Orphans With No Friends: *I See This As I Win!*

[@pktrainerpk5supersus459]

I DONT RECOGNISE THE BODIES IN THE WATER

[@THELTX427VA]

THIS video banging

[@lilasnowflake5632]

Scp 2316: lol gg ez win Blind people: 🗿

[@edricthec00l]

What if when u turn the sink on and the water is red what do you do then?

[@cagancalskan7676]

Imagine recognizing the bodies in the water

[@25bitgamerx36]

Me when I recognize the body of the person next to me: Some grade A bullshit pal

[@runeisatherian]

Ok I will recognize the bodies all as my enemies that I will never help. haha

[@Avicerox]

I accidentally recognized the bodies in the water

[@kepyyy5766]

There's a brit in the system sir "haww can u no't reecognahize dah boodizz in da wotah sirr ?"

[@Mrhade5]

Too late system is breached and control of me there is Tiffany and Ethan and all campuses people on pics of 1423, If you want know More of this scp then check dod animations on september which Have content to leave you wordless on this scp and If you want to then sub My dude ;)

[@g00dbunny]

me, who lives in a desert region with no lakes for hours: I see this as an absolute win!

[@medium0sizedALT]

if we gave all those bodies proper funerals instead of dumping them in lakes this wouldn't have happened

[@PensiveTheTryhard]

holy crap that thumbnail is trippy

[@notjebbutstillakerbal]

I do not recognise the bodies in the water. And you shouldn't too.

[@CATchillas]

3:00 *"How can you not recognize the bodies in the WaTUh..?"*

[@fence03]

Question, does it affect video game lakes? If not I’m pretty immune.

[@GOBLINZ8]

You do not recognise the bodies in the water

[@KyrstOak]

I do not recognize the bodies in the water. I do not recognize the bodies in the- oh shit! Steve?!

[@realgalicia]

That's cool and all but it doesn't change the fact that I do not recognize the bodies in the water.

[@acxtiv7981]

landlocked people are invincible

[@catsandfriends5918]

Watching this at night was a huge mistake.

[@Mrhade5]

People Are campuses on people on pics of 1423 that those Are there and too late system breached and control of me, If you want to know More of this scp then check dod animations on september which Have content to leave you wordless and pls sub If you want, My dude ;)

[@gavinherring9265]

Orphans and people in a coma are lucky.

[@B1SeriesBattleDroid]

someone should make a dont escpae type game about 2316 that would be awesome

[@claeab255]

I do not recognise the bodies in the water. I do not recognise the bodies in the water. I do not recognise the bodies in the water. I do not recognise the bodies in the water.