I like how explosions conveniently catapult protagonists to safety rather than tearing their limbs off and crushing their internal organs.
@Badz_B34chst4r2 жыл бұрын
Michael Bay, proudly presents stunt heaven, conveniently catapulting stunt players so that they earn their keep.
@kanedNunable2 жыл бұрын
and shrapnel never hits anyone unless it needs to
@busebuse8968 Жыл бұрын
@@Badz_B34chst4rubu
@verdethestarwarrior10885 жыл бұрын
“Warning: the following trailer contains scenes from Transformers Revenge of the Fallen.” Scariest warning ever
@molin13104 жыл бұрын
they needed to prepare us for what was to come
@ProfNash3 жыл бұрын
the warning should actually have been this ... "the following trailer contains scenes from Transformers (2007)" they did reuse a lot of the scenes lol
@Selyidar3 жыл бұрын
:-D
@salvindutt12565 жыл бұрын
we have already put more thoughts in this movie than people who made this movie best line ever
@PhilippRacine5 жыл бұрын
by far
@debroyprasenjit4 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@left4dead7944 жыл бұрын
LEGEND
@theramses37094 жыл бұрын
No one: Michael Bay: No one can spoil my movies story if there is no story
@vince62524 жыл бұрын
X-D
@cckiller00534 жыл бұрын
TheRamses Right, why do movies need stories? That's what books are for. Movies are meant to appeal the eyes and ears.
@theramses37094 жыл бұрын
@@cckiller0053 actualy yes
@cckiller00534 жыл бұрын
TheRamses I proved my point.
@TeodorKubena4 жыл бұрын
@@cckiller0053 I hope you're joking.
@jonathanschmidt78749 жыл бұрын
"2 hours of moving pictures and loud noises that because it was filmed on a camera technically quallifies as a movie" best definition of a MB film ever^^
@IamAnthonological10 жыл бұрын
2:47 A better question is why Decepticons were able to function at the bottom of the Mariana Trench and revive a dead Decepticon even though they took the time to explain in the first movie that no Transformer would function there because of the sub zero temperatures. Also, he was at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, but in the second film it looks like they aren't too far from the surface, it should've been pitch black and quite cramped.
@tilly7045 жыл бұрын
the perfect michael bay universe is made from TNT
@aydanbarry67604 жыл бұрын
You know that Minecraft mod with the dimension made of just tnt? That was probably him.
@cmdrshprd42194 жыл бұрын
@@aydanbarry6760 not a mod just editing a superflat world
@thebinlgbtisbabadook78324 жыл бұрын
The Transformers 2 behind the scenes video confirms this
@aoutulnabipurna13334 жыл бұрын
If Michael Bay directed Bumblebee, during the revenge scene with the mean girl, every egg Bumblebee smashed would have made an explosion.
@cybersentient47584 жыл бұрын
No, it's exploding supernovas
@stefanjerlo31155 жыл бұрын
This is not a Trailer, this is a roast
@MrRdlv5 жыл бұрын
r/whoosh
@chrischeek29635 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes it is...you got it...
@marito2424 жыл бұрын
Nice work !!! Now we will be working on getting you tu Learn to zip your jacket
@vishnurk31074 жыл бұрын
This was 🔥
@mori1bund4 жыл бұрын
You should watch all the other Honest Trailers - maybe you find any other roasts... ^^
@Mike-eo1bw8 жыл бұрын
In high school in my film class, we watched Dark of the Moon, and our assignment was to write down all the product placement in the movie xD
@masatoMP8 жыл бұрын
Really?????
@Mike-eo1bw8 жыл бұрын
Magneto Patirot no joke! Lol
@Mike-eo1bw8 жыл бұрын
Lol. He also showed us I Robot; gotta love those kind of teachers XD
@hugogort84887 жыл бұрын
That's basically torture, to have to sit through that movie
@Mike-eo1bw7 жыл бұрын
Hugo Gort oh it was brutha. Heck we even asked why we skipped the second and his answer was "the 2nd one sucked."
@ssplintergirl4 жыл бұрын
When you're 11 it doesn't register how bad this movie is
@suryamgangwal83154 жыл бұрын
Tru
@vibing65304 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was like a 7 year old girl when I watched these movies. Looking back it, it doesn't seem good.
@autisticspaceship72164 жыл бұрын
@@vibing6530 wait so you was like a 7 year old girl? and not a literal 7 year old girl?
@BlackLivesMatter234 жыл бұрын
This came out when I was 6. I thought it was the greatest thing ever.
@homelander34234 жыл бұрын
i was 9 still idk what was bad there.
@ingrogies110 жыл бұрын
I think Michael Bay is a genius. He has remade the same film 4 times and made a massive profit each time. If anything each sequel makes more money. He has openly said he makes films for 12 year old boys. It just goes to show you can achieve anything in life, even if you are aren't that talented.
@Kingdom85010 жыл бұрын
All he does is DIRECT the movies. He's the DIRECTOR. He doesn't "make" the movies...
@ingrogies110 жыл бұрын
SoratheHedgehog100 Directors are in charge of every facet of the movie... That's why they are called FILM MAKERS. From script writers, actors to CG the director is responsible to use these as he/ she sees fit to make a production. Studios won't give this freedom to an unproven director so they might have to work out his/ her roles etc. Bay is a director who has generated so much money that the studio trust him to do what he wants. He is well known for being a very aggressive/ hands on director.
@madarauchiha-po8kx10 жыл бұрын
well too bad you don't share the same, ii you think Michael bay is a genius than Charles manson is a priest. and it only makes that money because of the whores in the film, the robots interaction or lack thereof and EXPLOSIONS EXPLOSIONS and more EXPLOSIONS with a helping of even more EXPLOSIONS.
@Doctor407710 жыл бұрын
madara uchiha well clearly he's found a formula that works. And what else can you call him but a "genius" seeing that despite everyone claiming that his movies are all terrible he still makes more bank than most other directors with each new film. Micheal Bay is a genius because he found a way to exploit the audience. It's the people who are stupid because they keep watching his movies
@Kingdom85010 жыл бұрын
Doctor4077 Then what happens when people realize this? He'll fucking go bankrupt. "Genius" my ass.
@akaffe5 жыл бұрын
As much as I absolutely love the Transformers franchise in general, two junkyards having sex with each other is probably the most accurate description ever
@LyfaLeeZhure_DavidShawn5 жыл бұрын
Ryan George's Pitch Meeting says: "A bunch of electronics thrown into a wood chipper"! Good stuff.
@mrtom28544 жыл бұрын
Is it coincidence that I got the 69th like?
@doc80134 жыл бұрын
@@mrtom2854 no, it's some major internet conspiracy theory.
@Julicarp984 жыл бұрын
how can you love transformers?
@spdutahraptor7774 жыл бұрын
@@Julicarp98 he did say the franchise... not the movies
@C4ssi4an09 жыл бұрын
That Michael Bay speech at the end. I don't think I've ever cringed so hard in my life. What was up with that?
@starwatcherusa9 жыл бұрын
+Cassiano Barcellos He lost his teleprompter feed and was left without anything to say. So he embarrassingly walked off stage.
@Longshotsz9 жыл бұрын
+Rick Barnes no he remembered watching the movie
@jakeblues8758 жыл бұрын
+Longshots The prompt went off (it was a decepticon in disguise!), Bay remembered the movie and walked off in shame...
@Taooflu8 жыл бұрын
+Cassiano Barcellos Turns out he never watched the movie.
@markdasaro90457 жыл бұрын
Cassiano Barcelona I how picture him saying after he watches his movie the fuck is this shit
@tanvirmahfuzapurbo78395 жыл бұрын
"Why is sam's roommate in this entire movie" 😂😂👌
@multiverse_media20233 жыл бұрын
Comic relief?
@alpacawithouthat9872 жыл бұрын
@@multiverse_media2023 but he was kinda just annoying. The Sector 7 dude was funnier
@multiverse_media20232 жыл бұрын
@@alpacawithouthat987 You mean John Tuturo?
@jeroeno_boy46145 жыл бұрын
Soo how many explosions do you want? Michael Bay: *Yes*
@JWalker65415 жыл бұрын
That 45-second bit beginning at 3:32 with "Stars and Stripes Forever" was far more enjoyable and memorable than the actual movie. Well done Screen Junkies!....well done.
@multiverse_media2023 Жыл бұрын
And… *BOOMS!*
@shanewalsh35399 жыл бұрын
02:28 "Seriously, I have no idea who's fighting what." LMAO same here.
@johnthegreat979 жыл бұрын
Transformers with explosions: 2hr, 30 min. Transformers with out explosions: 2 mins, 30 secs.
@vincentchen95426 жыл бұрын
3:34 the music in the background of the explosions is priceless
@simonmichaelis14924 жыл бұрын
Whats the Songs name?
@providence22044 жыл бұрын
@@simonmichaelis1492 It's Stars and Stripes Forever
@MattII333 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I thought this was the best movie I'd ever seen. Revisiting it nowadays... I don't feel the same
@evouzermemet51208 күн бұрын
I still think it's the best film ever.
@tesstuhclees83987 жыл бұрын
Sam's lines in transformers 1 - 3 are 95% Screaming
@xenablossom46825 жыл бұрын
Screaming like a little girl
@christophgrafl92554 жыл бұрын
The rest is "No No NO NO NO No NoNO....!"
@hookedblades64714 жыл бұрын
I must say, regardless of all the other criticisms and the truth in them. The scene where Optimus Prime said "I'll take you all on!" Gave me chills.
@chrismoore13724 жыл бұрын
best fight scene
@RammmFan Жыл бұрын
@@chrismoore1372 favorite battle scene and emotional moment of all formers movies after all this years
@jacobatron50410 жыл бұрын
Honestly, out of all the human characters, the two army guys were the only ones i could stand.
@zbh926810 жыл бұрын
I wish they were the main characters instead of Shia LeBitch.
@jacobatron50410 жыл бұрын
Zach Hambelton Yeah, same here.
@acoote17014 жыл бұрын
"LOUD NOISES!" How Michael Bay pitches his movie ideas to studio executives
@jamesmorgan22099 жыл бұрын
I love these! A friend introduced me to Honest Trailers and I love em all! Great humor and very well put together. Please keep going mates!
@SEA8 жыл бұрын
Disappointed that you didn't include any jokes about the flatness or pointlessness of the main villain (The Fallen)...
@thenopetrain88927 жыл бұрын
SEA1997 hey Sea, love your work
@melancholicwriter567 жыл бұрын
Yep, why is he the villain in the first place? He didn't really prove himself to be very strong by killing anyone, namely Optimus or some powerful decepticon...
@adamkahoe63277 жыл бұрын
*Megatron:* I’m just saying, if you can only be beaten by a Prime, and I just killed Optimus Prime earlier, then technically that makes me more powerful than you, doesn’t it? *The Fallen:* Umm no...that doesn’t make...No. *Megatron:* Really? *The Fallen:* Uhh..at last we’ll have revenge right? I’m the leader...you know.. *Megatron:* ...Yeah...we're done here. *The Fallen:* Oh come on, man.
@melancholicwriter567 жыл бұрын
you got that from hishe, eh?
@adamkahoe63277 жыл бұрын
Yeah, basically. But yeah, this movie did not age well with me.
@efe_aydal10 жыл бұрын
I had seen a documentary which tells army lets some film directors shoot their vehicles for free, and in return they advertise the army. When I saw this movie I said "wow so it is true"
@MElaughs3 жыл бұрын
I love how sexily you said "booms!" It highlights the plot perfectly 😂
@Benedocta10 жыл бұрын
The scene where Michael Bay tries to come up with an explanation for that film, and fails, was hilarious!
@StudioAnnLe10 жыл бұрын
Turn off your brain for a plot that isn't just bad, it makes no sense...Sounds like most summer blockbuster movies.
@TheMaskedFrenchMan9 жыл бұрын
2:18 "In a series of battles that look like two junk yards having sex with each other!" O.O That is some REALLY aggressive sex! XD
@catherinereinememoracion94579 жыл бұрын
Sex ? But killing each other O-O
@johncummings65089 жыл бұрын
How else do you have sex?
@TheMaskedFrenchMan9 жыл бұрын
john cummings That sounds about right. XD
@nasirweathers29969 жыл бұрын
Yep it was lol
@jordanguy42419 жыл бұрын
It pretty much sums up how I have sex, you know, when I want to keep things tame
@prachuryyabaruah74 жыл бұрын
Michael bay: is the set ready? Set designer: yes. Michael bay: ok let's destroy it🤣🤣🤣
@akhonankosi47044 жыл бұрын
That should be in in the honest trailer
@HappyCabbie9 жыл бұрын
The female decepticon with the diesel flavored tounge was a Pretender, or at least Michael Bay's version of them. They were huge in the G1 comics but consisted of robots hidden inside organic shells. Although the human shells were worn by the Autobots while the Decepticons used monster shells. Also they were huge and to scale with the other transformers. In Bayformers we have transformers of all sizes. Ah screw it, I am way too knowlegeable about transformers history.
@blackpowderkun2 жыл бұрын
The wiki said she was just a minicon that scanned a realistic animatronic.
@bryancrowe918 жыл бұрын
Did Michael Bay ever serve in the military? If he did I feel like he got the opposite of PTSD
@pigking38547 жыл бұрын
Bryan Crowe post loud noise disorder
@Historicutuber5 жыл бұрын
Damn that’s hilarious
@TheDunestrider5 жыл бұрын
Yes, he has DSTP.
@patrickkenyon23265 жыл бұрын
@@TheDunestrider DSTP... Dip Stick Taking Pills.
@tron96835 жыл бұрын
No, he did not.
@christiaanbruin49899 жыл бұрын
They should invite Michael Bay to react to this Honest Trailer
@tureytaino27859 жыл бұрын
+Christiaan Bruin He won't. He didn't even defend this movie when he had the chance.
@shaggy728 жыл бұрын
+Turey Taino He's actually mentioned this in an interview once blaming the writer's strike. (In which Iron man proves, if there's talent & a sensible plot you don't even need every word written out so that 'unfinished script' is a cop out - not that iron man was a perfect way to write a script, just saying it's possible) BUT, he still claims Armageddon is his worst movie he's made. Personally, I think Armageddon is a much MUCH "better" than this TF:ROTF
@AtheniCuber8 жыл бұрын
REACT®
@TheKaa098 жыл бұрын
He Would just place Explosions in the Video
@cindyespindola49467 жыл бұрын
Yes that would be amazing
@saucygamer63364 жыл бұрын
Megan fox definition was pretty accurate. from the looks of a professional pornstar to the acting of an amateur one.
@tomjordan935910 жыл бұрын
Say: "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian"
@OliverStahl10 жыл бұрын
He said that on the presious episode I think
@imstanstabowsky10 жыл бұрын
Oliver Stahl Whos He?
@davidmendez389910 жыл бұрын
where is that line from?
@imstanstabowsky10 жыл бұрын
David Mendez Whos that?
@imstanstabowsky10 жыл бұрын
***** Whos nothing?
@dracod989710 жыл бұрын
You have to admit that forest action scene was pretty badass.
@Matthew.Wade2710 жыл бұрын
Lol! I agree. That was the only scene in the movie that I didn't hate. Optimus taking on multiple Decepticons while duel wielding his blades was the only decent part.
@Goblin_Mom10 жыл бұрын
And you have to admit that it would have been better if you could actually see what the hell was going on :)
@sarahIcommented10 жыл бұрын
It could've been so much better though(much like the rest of the film).
@nataliaromanova653510 жыл бұрын
It was badass!! And if you know what Optimus looks like, who the hell cares who the other robots were? If Optimus was kicking their ass, it meant they were EVIL!! Loved that scene until they triple teamed him. Grrrrrr!!
@thehostofmmm10 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but ALL of the fights / action sequences were completely incomprehensible and migraine-inducing.
@HyperionWeaponEnjoyer10 жыл бұрын
Can you say: "Tonight, we are cancelling the apocalypse!"
@chacondetunaerma10 жыл бұрын
they already did
@HyperionWeaponEnjoyer10 жыл бұрын
what episode?
@LutherE.Bolkart10 жыл бұрын
Corbin Allan Batman and Robin
@Irrelevant40210 жыл бұрын
That was a good movie with robots and you can tell what happens when they fight giant monsters!
@supersaiyanfox91905 жыл бұрын
3:13 This is a perfect meme for all Michael Bay directed Transformers films.
@David_Last_Name10 жыл бұрын
"LOUD NOISES!!!!" Lmao! Quite possibly the best summary of a Michael Bay film ever.
@JaeRoar10 жыл бұрын
Say: shrek is love shrek is life
@cigolsimons176810 жыл бұрын
Yay! EBIN MAY MAYS! XDDDD
@TheDecatonkeil10 жыл бұрын
Seriously? I was thinking maybe "I open my ass cheeks for Shrek".
@mw3gamerJg10 жыл бұрын
They already said this in another video
@agyk.558910 жыл бұрын
Which video was this?
@lunkjunk25910 жыл бұрын
Just when I thought all that weird shit was ogre...
@alexandertalm65909 жыл бұрын
I think the visual director missed a huge reason why people like the cartoons, comics and action figures. Those Transformers had bright contrasting colors, simple linework on big areas of space, and extremely recognizable shapes and inspirations. These shitflix all had boring, dull, metal-eroticism greys and flashy earth tones under a shitton of lens flare and muting. Not to mention the horrid camera angles. Look, those designs are really cooly complex, but on screen are confusing and suck.
@alexandertalm65909 жыл бұрын
Brian Kent Pirrie That's insulting to writing.
@3dmazeXyz8 жыл бұрын
+Alexander Talm (PSYC101) I keep wondering why they made the transformers look like they have a thousand million metal pieces. Their faces are barely visible. They look like a complex bunch of wires. It wasn't like that in the cartoons! Also the shape shift were simple in 3 or 5 steps.
@chupacabra93576 жыл бұрын
No doubt these ones looked realistic, but in doing so they looked like a million knives stuck together and painted slightly
@luckykurnia6154 жыл бұрын
Top 3 mysteries scientist cannot explain 1. Bermuda triangle 2. Area 51 3. KZbin recommendation
@KevinCarney9110 жыл бұрын
It's like Kyle said in South Park: the fact that Michael Bay gets to keep making films is proof that there isn't a God.
@anold176110 жыл бұрын
Or because people keep paying to see his movies
@ThePerverTube10 жыл бұрын
We need more directors like Michael Bay, his movies aren't that bad at all. And one can never use enough special effects.
@codyanderson539610 жыл бұрын
the fact that his movies keep making money is proof theres a satan because michael bay mustve sold his soul to make that happen
@deepaklangar60368 жыл бұрын
"Two junkyards having sex with each other".... I just died right there !!
@matthewpollard40088 жыл бұрын
me too
@nateschultz89737 жыл бұрын
Your unfinished business is on KZbin? Creepy...
@vinasanjoyo7 жыл бұрын
ME TOO 😂😂😂
@BatmanHQYT10 жыл бұрын
Who did that Optimus voiceover? It was impressive! I also loved this trailer. Nice job!
@luciusfucius10 жыл бұрын
It was Jon(3pnt0) Bailey who else would it be?
@frki157510 жыл бұрын
BATMAN INTERNET HIGH FIVE
@PQuinnell010 жыл бұрын
Batman? Don't I know you from Monstercat?
@erauprcwa10 жыл бұрын
It was the man who does the Honest Trailers narration.
@grandtheftmonkey7710 жыл бұрын
its the same dude who narrated the video
@urekmazino23745 жыл бұрын
I was hopeing you'd say something about how the entire time in the desert that girl never gets her white af pants dirty
@vincentnguyen199510 жыл бұрын
I hope Sceen Junkies does a honest trailer for Transformers Dark of the Moon just before the new Transformers movie comes out.
@SolidSnake062110 жыл бұрын
They will
@AnnihilatorCZ10 жыл бұрын
SolidSnake0621 No way, it's coming out too soon.
@TorchwoodUK10 жыл бұрын
for the record that was an awesome trailer, until (like the first movie), the transformers appeared.
@desl.533410 жыл бұрын
Say, "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hawt like me." 😂😂
@importantguy12310 жыл бұрын
I'm kinda new to this channel, but can you explain why people do that?
@thereal_johnle10 жыл бұрын
Still a better story then Twilight
@Shadowhunter8710 жыл бұрын
Can you say: "This is Snake. Kept ya waitin', huh?"
@Shadowhunter8710 жыл бұрын
Come on, people! Spread the word, so he will say it someday! :-)
@Plotspider5 жыл бұрын
This may have been my favorite I've ever seen of these. Laughed several times.
@ZeroApostle4Ever10 жыл бұрын
I'd say this touches on.... slightly less than 5% of the movie's problems.
@junk399610 жыл бұрын
this is the best honest trailer yet! absolutely hilarious
@HauntingBull10 жыл бұрын
That clip only proves even Micheal "Boom Boom" Bay doesn't know what he's trying to do. He had to fake cry to get out of the awkward question. "Daaah I just wanna make thing go boom...Why no one like my mewvies?"
@KafshakTashtak9 жыл бұрын
Well, actually he kinda knows how to make good shots, but the movie comes out garbage for different reasons. Watch the video by Every Frame A painting that analyses Michael Bay's directing and editing. Actually that's why some people say they liked this movie, and some others say they hate these movies, yet they pay to see the next one.
@HauntingBull9 жыл бұрын
I quit his movies. Same way I quit Shyamalan. A "beautiful scene" does not make a movie. You need a story, characters with more depth than a piece of paper... People do notice these things. If all you want is booms and bewbs..Micheal Bay is your guy. If you want character depth and story..look elsewhere.
@Solidarity10249 жыл бұрын
Zeb Cheek Yeah it was ridiculous how he ran off stage for no reason. Its not like someone slapped him or anything. He couldn't even come up with a decent lie. This guy has no imagination.
@sujitparthiban98415 жыл бұрын
At first I read that HOTTEST TRAILER.
@ura43217 жыл бұрын
I recently watched the newest Transformers movie. I find it humorous that there are scene where all the world landmarks that were destroyed like the Great Pyramids are back together again.
@3Rayfire5 жыл бұрын
Isn't Bumblebee a prequel?
@cityspeakerproductions18365 жыл бұрын
3Rayfire he meant Last Knight 🤦🏻♂️
@enenrax4 жыл бұрын
People say that the Pyramids were built by aliens, Transformers are aliens too, they must have reformed. I know it wasn't that, it was just a hole in the plot.
@diegotm43654 жыл бұрын
@@3Rayfire not anymore
@ClassicGamerReviews10 жыл бұрын
Say: "I am the dude from Honest Trailers and you're watching Classic Gamer Reviews." and I'll use it as the intro to my videos!
@lukethebaron540810 жыл бұрын
No make an intro legitimate
@charlesdarwin98308 жыл бұрын
I actually thought this was a fairly decent mov- I'm sorry, I can't finish typing that. Some guy dared me to type this and I can't
@MrDarkmario7778 жыл бұрын
I ACTUALLY thought this was not only a FAIRLY, but a PRETTY decent movie. *Braces for impact*
@studentfilms2308 жыл бұрын
f u u stupid naked man. (is joke! :)
@Digitizeddragon8 жыл бұрын
opinion noted.
@omit47275 жыл бұрын
Evolution is a hoax
@KW-iv9xi5 жыл бұрын
@@omit4727 you get it too !
@pizzasounds33875 жыл бұрын
They copyright claimed it because you pretty much showed the whole movie...
@cityspeakerproductions18364 жыл бұрын
Pizza Pizza or at least all the important parts. Oh wait, there are none
@ShallBePurified10 жыл бұрын
This is the only Transformer movie I attempted to watch but I could not enjoy it because I had no idea what the hell is happening. Especially the fight scenes. Fight scenes are not enjoyable if you don't know who is fighting who.
@vesperlord434210 жыл бұрын
The first one is the best, but that's not saying much.
@SlurpeeTheUnholy10 жыл бұрын
who is fighting whom* Sorry, I had to. You're right about this movie, though. Sucked.
@ShallBePurified10 жыл бұрын
***** I had a feeling that's the correct way of using it, but I decided not to type that because I type the way I normally speak.
@tonybologna700110 жыл бұрын
***** Ugh he did watch it the fight scenes and the movies. He meant the fight scenes are so scrambled it's hard to see who is fighting who.
@kphouton843810 жыл бұрын
ok im a massive tranformers fan and you have to watch all of them in order to understand
@MrFudgelets10 жыл бұрын
honest trailers of: Sherlock holmes Shrek 21 jump street pirates of the carribean Indiana jones rise of the planet of the apes the hangover 1, 2 and 3
@Snugs10 жыл бұрын
Say: Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
@Snugs10 жыл бұрын
Oh, do Shrek!
@watrgrl25 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 you are, without a doubt, the best honest trailers narrator on the planet! You are so right on the money about Michael Bey films!
@dnhug10 жыл бұрын
Do ANY of the Oceans Eleven Movies!
@KarolMichalikVFX10 жыл бұрын
Totaly agree! But... but not second one ;)
@ChOcOsTaR2710 жыл бұрын
Beginning. Middle. End. Facts. Details. Condense. Plot. Tell it! How you guys used this line was *gloden*!
@alexsheehan76299 жыл бұрын
I freaking loved almost all of the Micheal Bay action scenes.
@snoopymochi5625 жыл бұрын
I thought Sam’s parents were adorable. It’s uncommon to have the protagonist’s parents alive and constant in their lives in movies and shows.
@GreenEl1te3 жыл бұрын
Baby Vision doesn't approve.
@puntoni8 жыл бұрын
The real question is... why is the pyramids surrounded by desert ?
@Kordoon8 жыл бұрын
Those in Giza are like 50m from other buildings
@portiz62835 жыл бұрын
Uh Egypt?
@jonafangk12885 жыл бұрын
Bro they didn't get your joke
@ThatisnotHair5 жыл бұрын
@@portiz6283 more like egypt in 1800's.
@Madmax06205 жыл бұрын
wait i thought the pyramids where in Las Vegas !!!!
@SmileySmiles10 жыл бұрын
DO THE FAULT IN OUR STARS
@deswolfe10 жыл бұрын
That's easy. It's "A Walk to Remember", but this time both moderately attractive, white leads are terminally ill. And, there are no Christian undertones.
@nitpicker940610 жыл бұрын
My wife bribed me with sex to go with her to see that movie. It was a little too long and I cried my eyes out. As for the movie, it was a lot more watchable than the average teen love story.
@KJC21793.10 жыл бұрын
Hidious Vanity ^^^comment of the year right here!
@SaiMoNx810 жыл бұрын
Hidious Vanity Since when are women into Michael Bay movies filled with explosions? I kinda can't help the feeling that it has something to do with "two junkyards having sex" thing. Maybe this movie was meant to be a porn movie? I mean it does have Megan Fox in it!
@EquesTron10 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who could follow all the fighting scenes in these movies? Everyone tells me that they couldn't tell who was fighting who, and I would always look at them with a raised eyebrow and wonder how close they were to the screen when they watched it. LOL
@rockguitargirl776510 жыл бұрын
Omg me too :D im jsut like look theres the deceptions and theres the autobots then they like what
@kounadi376110 жыл бұрын
I can see it 2
@ayby1710 жыл бұрын
That's because those people don't wanna enjoy the movie. They just go to see the movie to mock Michael Bay. Me, I love Michael Bay films. I enjoy every movie he makes. Those Bay-isms are just straight up awesome!
@sk8ter4fun10 жыл бұрын
I could tell who was fighting who
@drukato730010 жыл бұрын
I liked the movie. I was able to follow the fight scenes.
@bigblue22165 жыл бұрын
1:33 Genius, just genius.
@idek20694 жыл бұрын
I thought it was obvious lol
@AllisonMiller308 жыл бұрын
Booms? Booms? I can't even.
@gray98188 жыл бұрын
*Bewms
@deensaid77626 жыл бұрын
yep, Bay at the finest.
@Logaton200010 жыл бұрын
Say: "They, took my Xbox One. I took their lives!"
@RussoolMishir10 жыл бұрын
This comment made my day. LOL. XD
@Mushroom_Man10 жыл бұрын
Why would you kill someone over an Xbox one? I'd thank them for re leaving me from my hunk of shitty metal.
@1993majinvegeta10 жыл бұрын
If even half of the explosions are real, it must be a pyromaniac's wet dream to work for Michael Bay. Jesus, talk about overkill.
@christophertstone10 жыл бұрын
Michael Bay is a complete pryo, he avoids CGI Explosions whenever he can.
@den_5255 жыл бұрын
Where have I been all these times? These honest trailers are AWESOME!
@Tongue2Flagpole2510 жыл бұрын
4:09 ...I think I'm gonna go back to bed; nothing else I watch today can possibly be better than that.
@romas199510 жыл бұрын
Say "I'm so full of bacon, my body is made of shakin and when i start to wiggle my nipples they will jigle"
@Hoost0710 жыл бұрын
Say: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that!"
@fritzwilhelm82585 жыл бұрын
"...in a series of battles that look like two junkyards having sex with each other." Behold the essence and legacy of Michael Bay.
@connorveenstra10 жыл бұрын
I still can't believe Michael Bay is the same dude that directed "The Rock". That was such a good movie and this... this is... ug!
@gingervampireFTW10 жыл бұрын
He's like M. Night Shamylan. When his movies are good, they're pretty good, but when they're bad, they're really fucking bad.
@SupremelyCaffeinated10 жыл бұрын
gingervampireFTW I think you mean like M.Night, he has one good movie to start with and then get's progressively worse over the years.
@CountPenta10 жыл бұрын
***** I personally thought that signs were pretty awful. Watching that movie all I could think of was: "So inter stellar aliens have come to abduct us. Let's board up the windows and hope they haven't invented the crow bar yet. Oh hey! It seems to be working!"
@HeliosThor6410 жыл бұрын
Imagine of Michael Bay, Jonathan Liebesman, and M. Night Shamylan made a movie together. So far, we got Bay and Liebesman working on that TMNT 2014 movie.
@connorveenstra10 жыл бұрын
***** Heaven have mercy on us all... :(
@mistaflake10 жыл бұрын
No matter how high quality the CGI is, if the frame rate is low as 23 frames then it looks like sh*t.
@aedanclarke10 жыл бұрын
I feel like you're a member of the PC gaming master race. :P
@Cerialeater0110 жыл бұрын
Aedan Clarke SHUT UP PAWN DO AS YOUR OVERLORDS TELL YOU OR WE WILL DESTROY YOU!
@aedanclarke10 жыл бұрын
Cerialeater01 As I am one of those PC gaming master race overlords, I expect an apology. :P
@CrimsenOverlordVideos10 жыл бұрын
I think you mean "Because the CGI is high quality 23 fps looks like shit." There is a cut-off point where graphics stop looking good below 30 fps, but there are some graphics that look fine at low fps.
@MrCereBrawl10 жыл бұрын
yooo..... 23 Fps is more than fine with motion blurr... It's not like playing a game where you actually ''feel'' the difference between 30-60 fps since you are in control of whats going on in the screen. Games and movies arent the same thing.
@apriljones10139 жыл бұрын
If you look at the scenes from this move, everything is in shades of either blue or orange. I just noticed it and it's starting to really annoy me.
@pedrozafalon64775 жыл бұрын
What a channel! Didn’t know I needed these videos
@ExtremeMadnessX10 жыл бұрын
Say: “On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the Titans and were disgraced to live in these cages we called walls.”
@SaberSimp7 жыл бұрын
2:16 - 2:30 I was lmfao because that"s exactly how I feel about these fight scenes. Can't tell who's good and who's bad or who's winning.
@rd97674 жыл бұрын
I do want to say I love how he's complaining about the fights while showing a pretty good fight scene still tho movie was garbage
@Rationalific10 жыл бұрын
This trailer is 100 times better than the movie. Thank you.
@pastamethis4 жыл бұрын
3:08 had me laughing out loud on that one xD The only things worth seeing seem to Megan eye-candy, and possibly the sound tracks (though you technically don't watch those) brilliant honest trailer xD
@shadowcouncil91110 жыл бұрын
If you think this was bad. watch the latest transformers.... PLEASE DO HONEST TRAILER TRANSFORMER AGE OF EXTINCTION!
@jaxemoff7 жыл бұрын
Megan Fox used to be so damn hot
@antred115 жыл бұрын
Isn't she still?
@mchussle79705 жыл бұрын
@antred11 no. She’s yet one of those examples, how plastic destroys or planet
@antred115 жыл бұрын
@@mchussle7970 Hmm. I'm not really a fan of plastic surgery myself, but I don't think I would be very disappointed if Megan Fox threw herself at me. IMO she's still very attractive, surgery or not.
@Tutankamion1964 жыл бұрын
WTF! She's 34 She's very far from "used to be hot" lmfao
@sophiuh_4 жыл бұрын
Lmao she’s literally 30 chilllll
@RamblingWreck2110 жыл бұрын
Do the Saw franchise.
@pierreroudaut10 жыл бұрын
Yes but one for all of them should be enough in my humble opnion.
@yvettescott3053 жыл бұрын
When your a kid, all you care about is the machine going boom
@thegoombrat819810 жыл бұрын
Please say "POKEMON, gotta catch em all!!"
@KneelB4Bacon10 жыл бұрын
To all the folks who say, "I can hardly wait for the next Transformers movie" I have only one question for you: "WHY?" They're all the same f*cking movie!
@powderedtoastman975910 жыл бұрын
Actually, kinda no. For they are progressively lazier versions of the same f*cking movie! Seriously, 2 hours of random KZbin clips would be more worth the price of a f*cking ticket...
@AverageEnjoyer88810 жыл бұрын
Powdered Toastman in my coutry it's Rp40.000 so that's about $3. Definitely still worth it :P
@therealGLAD10 жыл бұрын
They really are. The earth is getting invaded by some kind of evil transformers. The transformers and a hot model must save the earth even though the government baddies don't want them to, using *insert plot device here*. The transformers win, there were many explosions, and main characters gets hot model girl, the end.
@Sabrecho10 жыл бұрын
I'm one of those who will continue to watch more Transformers movies, so here's my answer. "It makes me appreciate the cartoons all over again."
@powderedtoastman975910 жыл бұрын
TheStarBlazer Lucky you : p. All the same I'd severely regret spending FOOTSTEPS walking into a FREE viewing of another Transformers movie. $3 be damned, it doesn't buy me back my wasted time or un-dissapoint me. The "special" movie theater bottled water is a worthier investment.
@mazardeus10 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest honest trailer of all time! Seriously, it's completely justified. I may disagree with the public's misunderstood view of M. Night Shyamalan, but Michael Bay is a piece of crap! WOOOO!!!
@Maomowable10 жыл бұрын
Oh c'mon, M. Night hasn't made a good film in years and years. Now they just seem like awkward parodies of his own films and style. Except for The Last Air Bender. Which is just terrible.
@mazardeus10 жыл бұрын
Skamkel Tjorvason Yes, I understand Night's not a very popular filmmaker to like due to critic's & audience's suspiciously shared conclusion of him, but I generally hold my own with readiness to defend my position with great ease. Yup, I think he's a very good filmmaker. :)
@mazardeus10 жыл бұрын
Liam Fiddes I totally get where you're coming from, since many hold this view that perhaps some of his early works like The Sixth Sense, by the position of the mainstream's shared view of his filmography, are the only great films. However, I hold a different position: I liked every film Night has made thus far, including the worst we were told to avoid like After Earth, The Last Airbender, Lady in the Water, and The Happening. The first 3 are among my favorite films ever. Sorry, but I don't fly that way if one is to tell me what films to watch or not, or tell me how to think when seeing a film. I'll share my list to give you a bit of a summarized background of my film taste (it's good to know additional knowledge of me before coming to conclusions that I'm only praising Night like a God of all filmmakers): www.listal.com/list/favorite-films-mazardeus
@CidGuerreiro123410 жыл бұрын
There's no "misunderstood view" of an artist. If you can't convince the audience that you're good, then you're not good. That's just the Misunderstood Genius Syndrome, when artists blame the public for their own failures, and it's quite pathetic. M. Night Shyamalan directed The Last Airbender, one of the worst film adaptations ever made, and After Earth, which is just plain crap.
@sheldonmusicg876410 жыл бұрын
this dude! dont bring M. Night shyamalan into this! thts a whole different argument in itself. and oh yeah, michael bay rocks. BOOM!
@damunaik45 жыл бұрын
The explosion sequence was so delightful XD I didn't realise the were so many Booms in the film
@saugor15 жыл бұрын
there are that many booms in most of his movies, its become his signum of sorts...
@MrsMeganMoon10 жыл бұрын
LOUD NOISES!! HAHAA!!
@shadowflower9310 жыл бұрын
This movie should have been called "Hi I'm Michael Bay, and I just didn't even fricking try". The third one was "Huh? "
@awesom658810 жыл бұрын
hell i think these movies are great
@awesom65889 жыл бұрын
***** lol i know you're joking. but i don't think theyre that bad. honestly if you look at a hollywood blockbuster like this and expect to be blown away by the story then you're not looking in the right places. i just think these are fun movies because they're cool. nothing like watching 100 tons of metal get into a fist fight with explosions and flames everywhere.
@awesom65889 жыл бұрын
***** well either thanks or go away. im not sure which
@Noycey644 жыл бұрын
4:25 even Michael Bay has no idea what he’s doing. 😝