A Nightmare On Elm Street Pitch Meeting

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Back in 1984, Wes Craven took the horror world by storm with the original A Nightmare on Elm Street, about a horrible dude named Freddy Krueger that hunts teenagers down in their dreams, with real world consequences!
The movie is a horror classic and led to a whole lot of sequels and even a reboot. However it definitely raises a lot of questions. Like how exactly do Freddy’s powers work exactly? Is there any consistency to what he can and can’t do? Where did Nancy get that insane library book that helps her defeat Freddy? Why is her mom so chill about this whole thing? Why doesn’t anyone believe her when obviously supernatural stuff starts happening around town? Does this movie hold up?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to the original Nightmare on Elm Street! It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!
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[@fantedanedits5850]

*"he's doing it for us in the audience..."* Every horror movie ever 🙈

[@medexamtoolscom]

Well no, not always, sometimes it can plausibly be for terrorizing the victim in the film, the point was, this time, it wasn't.

[@mattlow51]

This guy obviously doesn't like horror movies

[@Dioshu]

That scene made me afraid of walls for the next month

[@danielmacharia9808]

"How do these powers work exactly?" "Inconsistently!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fullmetalprism5249]

Daniel Macharia 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@uncertainsubscriber4815]

Exactly

[@chief2665]

Bruh 😂😂😂

[@ugoeze7360]

Inconsistency is _tight_

[@GangstaStan010]

@@ugoeze7360 You're right. The biggest movies have major inconsistencies. Lol

[@jessicak2811]

I have literally told people for 2 weeks now, "I'm going to need you to get alllllllllll the way off my back!" It is now my favorite phrase, and it's super easy and barely an inconvenience to use daily!

[@thedeadlynose5127]

I always say "yeah yeah yeah

[@jessicak2811]

@@thedeadlynose5127 me too! And WHOOPSIE! 🤣🤣

[@thedeadlynose5127]

@@jessicak2811 yeah I say whoops, whoopsie alot too 😂

[@Aeronor2001]

Wow-wow-wow...

[@jessicak2811]

@@thedeadlynose5127 "wow wow wow" is fantastic too! I love these pitch meetings that have now given me awesome phrases to say. The "make like a drunken gymnast and not stick the landing at ALL!" had me dying! "It's super inappropriate" but I'm finding an excuse to use it today! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mattodiablo3]

"... Rules be dammed" "But you're the one making the rules" "Yeah yeah yeah" "O-Okay"

[@quincymanning2946]

This is what god says

[@kegsofvomitspit]

You had 666 likes before mine got added. Sorry to ruin any powers your comment was acquiring.

[@Mattodiablo3]

@@kegsofvomitspit you are my biggest enemy (but thank you)

[@thedarkjw6219]

Just happened

[@LetsBuildThatApp]

Freddy was always such a scary character. The concept of someone killing you in your sleep was really good as a kid. But looking back on this as an adult, none of the concepts make any sense and its plot holes galore.

[@creatureslim]

That's because it's all a dream.

[@creatureslim]

@@emilychang3137 umm....

[@simbathecomic]

@@creatureslim mind blown !

[@anthoniegrandison2548]

@Podcast - SørenCast Z frl

[@I.am.Sarah.]

We're going to need you to get all the way off our backs about that

[@christal4117]

"Well, I like it, you don't like it.. I wonder what option we're gonna go with.." 😂😂😂😂

[@Dilligff]

Yeah, that pretty much describes 90% of the failed movies so far.

[@reallyWyrd]

Yeah, that probably happens a lot in actual pitch meetings.

[@Etchfamilyguy]

That describes 90% of employee and upper management conversation

[@danielbyrne5402]

Sounds like the democrats

[@LoadedKlip]

sounds like WB talking to Zack Snyder.

[@LaughnCry27]

"in fact she tells Nancy this to help her sleep" "VERY comforting" 🤣

[@priscillajimenez27]

Didn't she also try to tell the doctors that she had the hat all along?

[@randydevel]

"And that's when we reveal that he has 500 gallons of blood inside of him" You killed me man XD

[@userman44]

"He probably would've died even if Freddy had left him alone."

[@okasuko]

That was my favorite line in this as well. 10/10

[@charity9660]

Lmfaooo

[@RunToEternity]

Ever laugh til your guts hurt? Well I just did. When you put that scene in that context, it becomes funny as hell. Is that where all the blood is coming from, hell? They missed a good line, "wow, if only Freddy was a vampire instead. He would have fed off this guy for a year."

[@absurdedward]

That line killed me

[@leiwansue6024]

"Oh booby......traps are tight" "That was an awfully long pause sir"

[@medexamtoolscom]

Wow that was amazing and clever how you directly quoted the video.

[@leiwansue6024]

@@medexamtoolscom ikr

[@captainamerica7800]

@@medexamtoolscom yeah quoting things from the video is TIGHT!

[@kegsofvomitspit]

Whoops

[@sydlocyb]

Sooooo funny 😂😂

[@garrettgriffin3877]

“So, you have a new movie for me” “No” Roll credits

[@medexamtoolscom]

That should be the pitch meeting for some movie that was famous for being shelved and never becoming real. Like ghostbusters 3. Which can't be made since Egon died.

[@curtisdunn2909]

@@medexamtoolscom It's being made now.

[@OpherChrist82]

"So, I have a new movie for you." "Covid says no."

[@John231984]

@@medexamtoolscom Even when you made this comment it was in production.

[@medexamtoolscom]

@@John231984 Whoopsie!

[@justanotherchannelonyoutub126]

Pitch meeting for Us “It’s about these people meeting clones of themselves” “Why does that sound oddly familiar?”

[@nationalcoasternews5798]

YES!

[@nahlive]

Was just gonna comment this and I see it’s the top comment

[@davincent98]

I don't know Fair enough

[@FatherTime89]

It took me a second to get the joke but that was great.

[@HoraceInkling]

Booooooo

[@grannywalter]

Man, the "I don't know" catchphrase is my favourite by far. The way he looks and sounds so offended by being asked a perfectly logical question gets me every time. This series is gold.

[@protorhinocerator142]

I like how innocently naughty he sounds.

[@shotguntony4730]

I personally love the confused "What?" whenever either of them says something weird.

[@FaceFamous]

He has Freddys shirt on while pitching the movie 😂

[@llamapocolypes2875]

No he doesn't

[@AlbertFingernoodle959]

llamapocolypes YT the person pitching the movie does, it’s his undershirt

[@shadowfiremusic]

nope

[@coreyeck5266]

It's similar but not exact

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

@@coreyeck5266 pfft

[@DirtySouthJR]

"We are gonna have to make like a drunken gymnast, and you know, not stick the landing at all" classic line.

[@roy4173]

"And he did a back flip, snapped the bad guy's neck, then woke up and realized it was all a bad dream before gushing 500 gallons of blood onto the ceiling!"

[@MuttFitness]

You're killing me.... ....by doing a backflip and snapping my neck

[@dandewey8876]

"Tell me another one."

[@ShinySephiroth1]

@@MuttFitness Best way to get rid of neighbors

[@centipedicmonster5084]

Roy you are my hero

[@harveyjennings3729]

"The police think he dragged her around on the ceiling?" LOLOLOL!!!

[@SourRobo8364]

"Make like a drunken gymnast and not stick the landing." 😄😂🤣

[@ronyorobio7096]

I laught my butt off with that line hahaha

[@tommuller3110]

But as a gymnast I have to say, I've seen drunken gymnasts perform way better than their sober versions :D

[@haplon33]

Pulling people through comically small windows is TIGHT

[@DonPetrushka]

And super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@Catalystika]

This was definitely a missed opportunity. Well spotted. 😂

[@captainsuperfreak1607]

The bit about changing the ending for sequels isn't even a joke, that's basically what happened

[@billyfraiser6298]

Was this your first "Pitch Meeting" video? 99.9% of everything the says in these videos are actually true. He just says them in a funny way.

[@minatodroger7890]

Heard the same

[@No_More_Eyes545]

That's the point of some of Ryan's jokes, they're based on stuff that actually happened

[@matte4562]

I'm still waiting for "that should be pretty easy, right?" "Actually it'll be extremely difficult. A massive inconvenience"

[@Michael_Smith-Red_No.5]

That rotating set was both.

[@HerculesBallsInc]

You're looking for the "Man of Steel" pitch meeting. It's at 4:03 of that one.

[@Dumbstuffwatcher]

I've also heard something along the lines of "Somewhat difficult, a moderate amount of inconvenience," but forget where

[@afterschok6627]

That would be funny. 👍

[@lewiskenaya3868]

Producer: Do you think this will be a good movie franchise? Ryan: Ya Ya Ya

[@LuisSierra42]

Wow wow wow

[@Starman.2957]

Luis Sierra whoopsie

[@Andrew-jh6nm]

@@Starman.2957 no

[@Starman.2957]

Andrew The same word your mom said when you were born

[@Andrew-jh6nm]

@@Starman.2957 your reference didnt work there or make any sense. Maybe if someone had said Whoops

[@85ddrummer]

“I got distracted by my own sentence”

[@colinbrooks7284]

85ddrummer happens to me way too often...

[@catbatrat1760]

ADHD in a nutshell

[@aperson5215]

Oh Getting distracted by your own Sentence is TIGHT

[@Rodanguirus]

It always bugged me how there's a ton of evidence documented by professionals and witnessed by them and Nancy's mom that SOMETHING weird is going on, but everyone goes on treating Nancy like she's crazy.

[@jkcrawl]

it was the 80s, it checks out.

[@FayhemFR]

To be fair, that actually makes a kind of sense with the reveal that the whole movie was a dream, because "something dangerous is obviously happening but no one believes you for no reason" is absolutely dream logic.

[@nothingnoone8752]

"I wish I could tell ya." "What, is it a secret?" "No, I just don't know" 😂😂 So many movies this applies to

[@arcrisgonzaga7324]

I read this as they said it

[@mjstory1976]

The Pitch Meeting that we all have been waiting to see

[@WtfYoutube_YouSuck]

this one is actually quite weak. not funny.

[@chikenfartz]

Hehe Hehe whoops

[@Aeronor2001]

"Oh really?"

[@CodyCzar1]

I'm still waiting for Trolls 2

[@awesomeperson531]

Hehe Hehe I’ll do a backflip snap the bad guys neck and save the day

[@chromejailer6799]

"We have a ton of these on the channel" LIES. I have watched every single pitch meeting at least 5 times, there is just not enough of them.

[@ryananon779]

That 500 gallons of blood thing was brilliant. "That's far too much blood. He probably would have died anyway if Freddy had left him alone" 😂💗

[@Sclasspsycho]

I always laugh when I see that scene where she’s pulled through the window. I can’t take it seriously at all.

[@Ivy94F]

IKR??? Believe me, it was fake looking when it was released. Looks like a rag doll. I thought maybe that was intended, because it was supposed to be a dream?? Hell, IDK. Lol!

[@franciscodanconia4324]

Looks like they pulled a department store mannequin through the window.

[@CCFONESOL]

@@franciscodanconia4324 or a blow up doll

[@rickstaism]

That was the thing about older horror movies though, they were so cartoony looking in places and it had you thinking 'That's not right'. These days horror movies just rely on jump scares.

[@TlalocW]

I love the pure joy expressed by the studio exec about having a lizard tail.

[@Nilsy1975]

A pitch meeting for the film "Soylent Green" would be super easy; barely an inconvenience!

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

SPOILER: its PEOPLE ... 😫

[@Nilsy1975]

@@LisaBowers Whoopsie!

[@at-rexontheinternet1388]

I can imagine him saying *"OH MY GPD"*

[@carealoo744]

Oh, Really?

[@Atheist7]

"Silent Running"

[@jacobcarlsen929]

You should do more horror movie Pitch Meetings this month! Here are some ones I want to see: Silence of the Lambs The Shining Friday the 13th The Exorcist The Conjuring Hellraiser

[@AmorphisBob]

Jacob Carlsen I wanna see a psycho pitch meeting

[@jujuhorrorpictureshow3349]

Do Romero films too

[@justanotherchannelonyoutub126]

I want to see Us

[@ncwordman]

I agree! We need more horror movie pitch meetings, please.

[@joeloporto5210]

Evil Dead!

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

What if they are in sleep paralysis when they are “awake” when Freddy is killing them?

[@blakeharris58]

I think that was the original intent.

[@ThatLady17]

When someone touches you, your sleep paralysis ends.

[@yourfbiagent6483]

James Gatz r/cursedcomments

[@jamesgatz4490]

@@yourfbiagent6483 🤔

[@spacelegos4964]

Also, you can't scream during sleep paralysis. You can only yell inside your own head.

[@TimeCodeMechanics]

“Imma need you to get all the way off my back about Freddy’s Powers.” 😆😆😆

[@etherealoutlaw3740]

Well let me get all the way off that thing 😂

[@neekorobertson1757]

Best line: "What did the cops see when they look inside Glen's hole?" So good...

[@B.Moore-Ready]

Get ALLLLLLLL THE WAY OFF HIS BACK ABOUT THAT ONE 😠.

[@priscillajimenez27]

The cops barfed

[@joshuamason2316]

I may have laughed way too hard at this

[@TF2Fan101]

Studio Executive Guy: Oh my gosh, this is the fastest girl alive! Me: But she’s not the fastest THING alive!

[@jpmchausse]

Oh my god. He said "Oh my god!" Like dog backwards.

[@HoraceInkling]

Is there a joke here?

[@liveactionlink8736]

@@HoraceInkling I'm currently searching for one as well. Let me know if your research results in anything

[@arthand7672]

@@liveactionlink8736 he's either referring to sonic "the fastest thing alive", the flash "the fastest man alive" or his sex life as the fastest "thing" alive....

[@liveactionlink8736]

@@arthand7672 Oh... clearly. How did I miss that lol

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"What's your true self?" It's me but with much more money and a lizard tail I felt that

[@ronanthesuperginger]

So your the brother of that other guys brother suck that your just some guy without a mustache

[@cdh0879]

So he's mark zuckerberg in his dreams?

[@FlowPlex]

@@cdh0879 *_Perty Much_*

[@averagegamer965]

Bruh how are everywhere

[@Galantski]

"Well, first of all, she gets a book called _Booby Traps & Anti-Personnel Devices."_ (3:00) ........................................................... ...written by Kevin McCallister

[@ProbablyHunter]

“How does ____ Work?” And “Inconsistently” is an underrated catchphrase

[@scottmiller1418]

Friday the 13th next! “There’s going to be this iconic killer... Wow wow wow ...in the next movie What?”

[@scottmiller1418]

That’s exactly why I said “in the next movie”.

[@mreece4407]

Billy Hill "WOOOOOOOssshhhhhh"

[@scottmiller1418]

I think you mean “thud”

[@mreece4407]

@@scottmiller1418 nah it wooshed past his head then stuck the landing.

[@scottmiller1418]

Understood

[@killeing]

This is more honest than Honest Trailers XD

[@uncomfortablecat]

Debatable but i agree, kinda.

[@Hamza.Han38]

HONESTLY, you’re right😂

[@ThatReadingGuy28]

Pitch meetings are better

[@jamesgatz4490]

They should do a pitch meeting for honest trailers. Honest trailers should do pitch meeting

[@MuttFitness]

@@jamesgatz4490that idea gave me a mindgasm

[@KaiSchSp]

"Imma need you to get all the way off my back about that" is becoming one of favourite quotes 😂

[@williamthatsmyname]

"ok then, let me get off of that thing" 😂 Edit: forgot an emoji

[@VIGNESHWARRR]

"YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!" Man he looks so adorably happy with that goofy grin 😂

[@owdeezstrauz1268]

"Sir, I'm gunna need you to get all the way off my back about freddy kruegers powers" 🤣

[@spook200]

Absolute gold. " You mean the police think he dragged her all around the ceiling?" "Apparently" New favorite line.

[@artembentsionov]

Well, they have to make cops complete morons in movies like that.

[@stephenolder4552]

"How do these powers work?" "Inconsistently" Me: sounds like a superhero movie

[@Wis_Dom]

But, Batman doesn't have superpowers. He's just the world's greatest detective, the world's greatest Martial Artist and the the world's greatest engineer!

[@commieRob]

Freddie vs Ant-Man

[@berengustav7714]

Wonder woman,gets cut by a bullet,then physically competes with the Man Of Steel.

[@factualopinion6947]

@@berengustav7714 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

[@boxingelfis1499]

@@berengustav7714 well technically she's not invulnerable, just really tough and has super strength and speed (a lot more powerful and invulnerable with her bracelets off though)

[@daverobson3084]

In Nancy's mom's defense, there's really nothing she can do about the whole " two of Nancy's friends got killed within a few days of each other" thing, but, taking her to a sleep clinic MIGHT help her sleep. Which is pretty important.

[@acegibbs3850]

I love how no matter what is said, he smiles even if it's something sad😂

[@UncleCyborg]

Except for the Pitch Meeting for "John Wick" when he hears that the dog dies.

[@darkwhitefrenzy]

"He slams her into the ceiling? How is she still sleep?"

[@crtg4672]

"So what do the cops see when they look inside Glenns hole?" "Well, I mean he turned to soup..." That part killed me.

[@surajkolarkar]

"Let me get off of that thing!" is one of the best

[@edevaldosilva3104]

Well ok then

[@godbluffvdgg]

"So, she doesn't think it has anything to do with two of her friends dying horribly, within a couple days of each other? Nah, She's pretty sure it's the sleep thing,,," Nice to see a new one...

[@djtae808]

I never thought of her mom being pulled through that tiny door window as funny. Thanks Ryan. I laughed ALOT when I watched that clip. 😄😄😄

[@MattFlatline]

I remember crying with laughter at the last scene with the mom

[@guyfieri7189]

“Traps are tight” -Ryan, Screenrant

[@AK-Drakoin]

*"Booby.............traps are tight." Fixed it for yeah

[@courtney-ray]

I read that comment as Ryan Seacrest! 😆

[@russianbot8423]

@@AK-Drakoin you missed it.

[@shua_jk]

@@courtney-ray me too!😂

[@jacobhoover1654]

I was 69th

[@nickmattio3397]

“I’m your BF now Nancy 📞 👅!”-Freddy

[@Blitzo8390]

Pitch meetings always make my day

[@The_Grim_Rabbit]

Freddy gains power by fear which allows him to reach into reality. He plays with them to keep their fear up instead of just killing them so can gain more power.

[@christopherrogers5197]

I think it's sad to also note that immediately afterwards, he figuratively and literally takes the lives of the children he kills in order to gain strength.

[@RavenousMillenial]

“okay let me get all the way off of that thing” will NEVER get old

[@StefanGural]

Please do a PITCH MEETING for HIGHLANDER (1986)!!! "There can be only one." "But hasn't there been 5 movies and 3 tv shows based on this idea?" "There can be only one!" "But where do all these Immortals keep coming from?" "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!" "...Okay."

[@kadarabdullahi]

LMAO!!!

[@tskmaster3837]

"What did the cops see when they looked inside Glen's hole?" "The same thing his doctor saw." It's not a good idea to look deep into Depp. Or is it Depp in too deep?

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@Arion Noble I was with you until you shouted "LIBERAL CLOWN WORLD". Then I decided you were just one of those old dudes who stands on street corners ranting at pigeons.

[@Galliao]

Freddy tried to help Glenn by releasing all that blood. The man just can't get a break.

[@Drebe73]

You need to be in every test audience. Or better yet, at every pitch meeting.

[@Brex10]

1:40 Basically what i think is happening is as long as he starts killing them while they are asleep he can finish it even when they wake up

[@JazzyJeffRealTalk]

I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AT-gh9js]

Ok let me get off that thing

[@cephalopod2067]

I am here

[@JazzyJeffRealTalk]

A T 😂😂

[@jessicak2811]

Whoopsie! Ok let me get off that thing! 🤣🤣🤣

[@remc5386]

Whoopsie!

[@John231984]

"But wasn't she holding him earlier" "Yeah, but that was different" hehe

[@alexjohnson2527]

I remember seeing this movie for the first time when I was 7. For about a month afterwards, I wouldn't go into the garage alone but, more importantly, thanks to the bath scene everything time I took a dump that month I always thought some claws were gonna come up and either skewer me or drag me down the toilet hole. Somehow, this turned into a love for horror movies within a year.

[@MijmerMopper]

Fearfull poops are TIGHT

[@ajaxdgonzo7263]

I love when he talks about the ending, because that’s the one thing Wes craven let new line cinema change in his script

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

"We are gonna have to make like a drunken gymnast and, you know, not stick the landing." He sounds like Frank Drebin from Naked Gun

[@williamblackfyre4866]

New pitch meetings are TIGHT That 500 gallons of blood bit killed me. 😂😂😂

[@jessicak2811]

I DIED when he said "make like a drunken gymnast and....not stick the landing at ALL!!"

[@gochivideos]

I'd watch a compilation of all the times "Get off my back" gets said.

[@christopherrogers5197]

Same here.

[@JustFrank27]

"It's me, but with much more money." I laughed way too much at that

[@malonee]

"what other movies you want pitches for?" Me: "Yes"

[@srv.stf_]

"She's the fastest girl alive" looking at you Barry

[@liyabonataye5065]

"And what do the cops see when they look down Glens hole?" . That had me rolling 😂😁

[@inky5574]

Can ya do Pitch Meetings on the Terminator films

[@llarmstrong783]

too hard and a major inconvenience

[@smithchasea]

In all fairness it isn’t pain that wakes them up, but being burned. The rest is pretty inconsistent though.

[@wittyjoker4631]

It's the burn not the pain... can you break this statement down for me? Ir are you having a piss.

[@PercivalBlakeney]

1:57 🎵Lemme get offa that thing... and dance 'til you feel better. Lemme get offa that thing 🎶🎼

[@Dimensioneer88]

HISHE made a PM reference in How It Chapter 2 Should Have Ended.

[@Dimensioneer88]

@Jackson Wilbanks Well, it's possible he hadn't seen it yet.

[@samanthafisher3308]

I...never thought about the killing people while they’re awake thing. 🤯

[@Panurus_biarmicus]

You just do it while they sleep I suppose?

[@kadarabdullahi]

"But you're the one making the rules. Yey yea yea!" LMAO,😂😂😂

[@ProjektTaku]

the whole "it was all a dream" is literally perfect for a this movie

[@kyrianyao4420]

"Thats when we reveal that he had 500 gallons of blood inside of him" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@steve7189]

“He probably would have died anyway” lol had me rolling

[@Rexwar31]

I was dying lol

[@satish8299]

i like the choice the mother is dragged inside trough a small window, hilarious funny.

[@johnsheam43]

satish8299 “hilarious funny” is now my favorite quote thank you

[@TheShitizens]

3:50 "500 gallons of blood" I laughed at this 5 mins!!!! LOL

[@TreyInexusGIANTesquire]

Whenever I need a guaranteed laugh I watch this part 😂

[@allinone-qz2gi]

"The police think he dragged her around on the ceiling?"

[@nickaddman]

Screenwriter: So Glen gets pulled through a hole in his bed and that’s when we reveal that he had 500 gallons of blood in him. Studio Executive: Ohh, that’s not normal. Screenwriter: No, it’s not. He probably would have died even if Freddy had left him alone. Studio Executive: That’s way too much blood, any doctor can tell you that.

[@nethandelwampa116]

Must have watched the same video you did...huh

[@eldadmaster]

5:43 pretty much every boss ever...

[@thatsjustprime8096]

He had 500 gallons of blood in him, pure genius.

[@sphakamisozondi]

*"Thats when we reveal he has 500 gallons of blood..."* lol when i first saw that scene as a kid i honestly thout humans had that amount of blood inside em.

[@kevinmurry8803]

"If I think something's going to be cool, I'm going to do it rules be damned." LOL

[@harryfromwork]

Love the sweater on the pitch guy...subtle...

[@reed510]

“ALLLLLL THE WAY OFF MY BACK” lol

[@havinghehs]

“We are gonna have to make like a drunken gymnast and… you know, not stick the landing at all!” Absolutely dead!

[@thebenforever]

The head tilting back/squint combined with pretty much any dialogue ("Oh ok!; "Yeahyeahyeah", etc.) Is pure gold.

[@smithamy1982]

You’re killing me with these pitches! Not sure how you came up with this genius skits but your better than every SNL writer ever

[@ArcadeMarx]

still waiting for pirates of the caribbean pitch meeting

[@BeccaRaptor94]

captain Jack Sparrow WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS

[@djtae808]

There are toooooo many plot holes in the Pirates series. Ryan will rip them to shreds, and ruin them for me. I love pitch meetings but I also like to pretend Pirates of the Caribbean are great movies. So conflicting for me...

[@nooodoublefuckno1544]

The old Jumanji please.

[@bensterWasHere]

I wanna know if this guy smiles like that to people in real life lol

[@ohno8398]

I just watched Nightmare on Elm street, this is brilliant!

[@prendes4]

I can never get over how much your two characters seem to hate each other but in the most professional way possible haha!