🔵 Scuffed Realtor Bullies You Live 🔵 (..but you need it) 🔵

[@hossbonaventure]

Nicky I’m an older MDE head. Been watching for like 10 years now. Please never stop these streams. Legitimately make my weeks much better. Little pop of color

[@flar28]

Colour

[@kozmikhero6749]

@@flar28 *color

[@hexf3248]

@@flar28 OI PURPLE BIRCKS BRUV

[@retrobluemusic]

@@kozmikhero6749 colour

[@unlisted9494]

This shit is like a compass, life has so many bullshit magnetic fields but this one gets you back on the right track.

[@基督教是光和道路]

Im an even older MDE fan, ive been watching for 47 years and this show makes the sexual abuse and willing neglect of my nursing home staff more tolerable. I named my biggest bedsore after that young disabled gentleman, Jet. You did a goo job training him within his limited capacity bless his heart.

[@earthlyanodyne]

kek

[@retardgorrilanigler522]

I kekked

[@dannydanny2789]

Good comment

[@billyumbraskey8135]

pin-tier comment

[@candypiker9746]

i needed that thank you.

[@lemonlimeskull0007]

fuck i was drunk and passed out in the dumpster behind Taco Bell and missed this one, godamn it all.

[@eagle_and_the_dragon]

Happens to the best of us man.

[@asisin2]

aw man

[@ryanlowe6753]

Nick's wife being an abusive high school jock is the fuckin best

[@fatrat137]

Personal opinion best show on KZbin 🔥 good talk , great advice

[@neuxell]

Hey Nick, im a 50 year old man please never stop streaming. Literally do not do anything other than streaming. Do not achieve anything further than streaming for me

[@goobiiguy]

50 year old saying literally like a blown out fraternity girl

[@evil6564]

@@goobiiguy Ikr based red pills literally never use that word

[@goobiiguy]

@@evil6564 those 60 year olds are so demanding!!!!!

[@Will-hc4xv]

Little poppa colla

[@lindboknifeandtool]

@@goobiiguyit’s almost like that’s the exact word for that situation, instead when they do it with the definition of “figuratively”

[@ZeUberflip]

God damn, John Stupid and Nick's abusive biker wife bit are so funny it's unbelievable, always leaves me in stitches.

[@redacted444]

Seriously, my two favorite bits of his. I’ve literally started cry laughing

[@FilipLatochaRunning]

Came for the houses, stayed for John Stupid's wisdom.

[@zambo6453]

Its crazy how healthy they look presumably just from working outside, getting fresh air and sun, and not working inside on scripts or editing or whatever

[@goobiiguy]

Yeah the chain smoking helps with blood flow

[@555aboud]

I was introduced to Sam from Ian's documentary and have been watching Sam's streams for quite a while. I thought Nick was a side character in Sam's universe, but now honestly I like Nick's humor and streams way more than Sam's. Keep up the streams. I really like listening to them.

[@loudgaydollars923]

watch the old stuff g

[@earthlyanodyne]

newfag?

[@legitstitch]

​@@loudgaydollars923 where should a person start? Love Nick on these streams but I've mainly focused on Sam's content since like 2018

[@andrewandrew4970]

​@@legitstitchIdeas Man Or that concert in Vegas

[@Gchapel17]

I love Sam, but Nick was always closer to my sense of humor. Plus he’s into all the shit I am, I wish I was living his life selling antiques. I would suck a 15 yr old weimeriners dick for 50 minutes in front of my family and girlfriend at thanksgiving dinner to acquire chamonix.

[@rufio.5961]

Jet has the munchies fr

[@peaceformula5830]

He should get a job

[@rubenfigueroa7046]

When he was trying to show the back of the collab shirt LMFAO

[@deeznutz8320]

He went from showing his new collection with pride to Flaming violent rage within a second😂

[@exw20]

You better not be giving jethew any weed nick

[@Ryo7_7]

Nick singing "fuck me dog!" while searching for a house online was one of the funniest things I've ever seen live 😂

[@BigSchim]

I really hope I can talk to people like Nick when it comes time to buy and not screw up the knife twist monologue about what needs done and why I'm not paying that price.

[@jedd4635]

I literally get on my hands and knees and pray at night that this stream series never ends. This shit genuinely helps me IRL in regards to designing my own place. Not to mention my old lady loves this show

[@__-bz7wh]

Please make chat reads $50

[@Gannoh]

Chat reads are fine as they are, honestly, but they'd probably be better off saving them until the end of the stream. Can really break up the flow of things

[@barrythefonem]

they have made it higher before and went back to 25 as an average. if it were any higher they probably wouldn't make over 3000 a stream like they say

[@__-bz7wh]

@@barrythefonem they would be able to do many more house reviews which is the point of the stream and also earns them money.

[@barrythefonem]

@@__-bz7wh but it doesn't make as much money. see what im saying?

[@Saiub]

I'm out food shopping / shoulder checking NPC'S listening to this masterpiece, love you guys PS bought a fish and named it JET NEPTUNE (your welcome)

[@Mrcoconutgun]

What kind of fish? I have enjoy keeping fish.

[@Saiub]

@@Mrcoconutgun Malawi Cichlid 👌🏻

[@danielfenton1686]

Bro you shoulder check me why. Why do this.

[@lindboknifeandtool]

It’s the perfect fish name!!!! You could also call the tank area “Neptune jetty” since jetty means pier or isthmus

[@hasancasperlabuschagne7579]

Missed out on the chance to name it Wet Netpune.

[@leoap87]

Nick is the man.

[@NeroAngelo616]

145 Carbondale Rd was incredible and totally worth seeimg Nick have the change of heart.

[@ComfyTV]

So comfy with Jet, the absent leaved treeline behind them, and no Chris interrupting Nicks monologues to mention hot dog stands or to look at the screen with a 1000 p*rnhub bookmarks stare

[@fogpumas]

Hi Nick, I’m a 45 year old art school graduate loser with no money and no future. What do I do?

[@magfromrags2873]

Johns moms' name being Dame Martha Stoopid would be great

[@gm-bh5tg]

Or Irma

[@jrs-one9609]

I absolutely love the rage nick had earlier in the stream when his the site wasn’t working

[@jonvia]

Iowa, Louisiana sounds like a fake town in a movie....is that even a real town? "Yeah Im from uhhhh Texas, Florida..."

[@magfromrags2873]

5$ house 50$ chat read lol

[@zess_t5952]

Memphis suburbs are growing, but anything within the city should not be even considered. The growing crime is pushing people out of the urban areas. I would buy property on the outer edge of the burbs.

[@jameshill8493]

Went to Memphis a few months ago. Brunt out buildings and groups of 20 dudes hanging outside a gas station were common sights

[@ryans.6975]

Nick saying the gmc Sonoma was a good truck was all the validation I needed for daily driving the truck I bought when I was 14. $3,400 and 14 years later I fucking love this thing

[@codycaron2477]

As a carpenter it's hilarious hearing nick say windows aren't a easy thing.

[@VoodooToad]

man I still havent finished the last one.. you boys are doing gods work.

[@james_money]

2:25:00 - Shyne - That's Gangsta "I got a question, as serious as cancer Where da fuckin' safe at? Somebody better answer"

[@Rocksaplenty]

i really want yall to succeed

[@sterrshow5016]

They are

[@soicybunny]

1:49:45 girls, 3D printing and additive manufacturing. we build urethane molds and assemble models for biomedical companies like medtronic. its a small shop and has five girls in it lmao out of 10 employees and its all rapid prototyping. plenty of room in the additive world and especially around CAD work if she has any experience. you can charge out the ass for designing alone

[@dragonjohn34]

Nick's website is my new favvourite website, when i get rich I'm buying everything.

[@maxmotors9497]

Nick astounded me with that salamander callout. He nailed it, and that thing is like 5 grand or more

[@masonseymour2455]

Needs way fewer chat reads

[@joelspalmer]

Agreed. Love the streams but there are way too many interruptions. Nothing sucks more than when nick’s on a roll with John Stupid and Jet has to cut him off for reads. I get it though. It shows a lot of respect to their viewers.

[@MrSh4des]

He's gotta feed his daughta

[@twentysix1230]

HE’S TRYNA FEED HIS DAUGHTA but I could bet Nick is starting feel it even though he’s amazing with bouncing around so much Jet could then focus on the most important chat topics and the pods main itinerary

[@PennyORadical]

I would straight up double both prices.

[@katier2860]

Keep the house prices the same we actually get something out of them and it’s the whole point of the stream. Double chats

[@rcamacho364]

I saw forgiato wheels on a base ram 1500. Like seeing a wal mart employee with Levi's and Luis Vuitton dress shoes for work.

[@Tomcatx39]

Live in Vegas driven past that underground house for years.

[@Pebbs800]

where the hell is the tuesday stream replay?

[@jackiprod.4810]

fax i’m ab to start feening

[@PatSTom]

This.. im about to start revolting and lighting houses on fire!!

[@PatSTom]

@@antilocust he's living in a garage for the next 6 weeks while filming fishtank, and his replacement puts the videos to private once the stream ends, because he think that makes them members only, but all it does is hide the stream from members, so i guess next show i will be abel to to watch is in June...

[@mason702]

The amount of people asking about popcorn ceilings is insane

[@bigbelix]

Just copped both shirts and i will never be a severe beast

[@manhogbear1086]

is that painting in the bg from john podesta's house?

[@eternalux6343]

Jet jet jet it up for a jet a rootin good time

[@realBarronTrump]

stuttering dotta, i care deeply for this character.

[@sbot8158]

Should read comments like every hour or at the half point and the end. It being in the middle is too much. Have big tips be able to interrupt but only then.

[@bansai7260]

Half the gold is from spontaneous chat reads tho

[@JohnJohnson-yl9of]

This is the funniest scuffed realtor stream 😂 I’ve seen like all of them but I replay this one

[@heathmcrigsby]

I think it's time to outlaw HOAs.

[@smileygladhands]

I wish I'd bought some Bitcoin when it was $15k back in December, and Ethereum when it dropped to $850... They are now $30k and $2.1k respectively. Ugh...

[@Liquid_Mike]

Someone blowing their head off with a crossbow?!? Nick has a million and one hilarious ideas, just taking the shit he blurts out and recreating it would change sketch comedy forever. No cap 🚫🧢

[@goobiiguy]

How’s Jet still hitting vapes with Sam as his “mentor”

[@buckfizzard291]

No kidding

[@Liquid_Mike]

Jet clearly has a strong constitution

[@Soppybobs]

True detective season 1 SLAPS

[@guapstalker]

my advice for anyone looking to buy a house rn is xrp ripple anabolic federal reserve honda crv eggpilled

[@talcooper7606]

I would like what jet is smoking for 800 silver, even 50 silver aint happening

[@tylerwyler]

23:00 the bar restaurant bit XD

[@tylerwyler]

1:49:58 as well lmao

[@JayInDecent]

Ballground is my favorite part too

[@sneakking4555]

Tywin Lannister so badass in Last Action Hero

[@nosferatu2]

Jet talks like he’s got a mouth full of jolly ranchers

[@Mrtrollgood]

Great video. Question is, when is this being put on the gumroad?

[@deeznutz8320]

I believe they update it every month

[@Sinekyre14]

As a European, American houses look insane. They are a mix of all kinds of styles, but the tile and floor choices are made by a cheap indian guy who has never seen a house before. The roofs and layout are crazy.

[@Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis]

If it’s in the 80’s in New England, why is nick wearing long sleeves and black?

[@MrSh4des]

Sugoi!

[@blackedelweiss601]

The Japanese bit had me fucking dying.

[@MrFrankenbarry]

30, 40, 30, 30; What do the numbers mean?

[@lindboknifeandtool]

21:22 Psyop patch like I’m MK ultra

[@patrickflynn95]

nick laying into the pig was dope

[@baalgaang1925]

I fell asleep listening to this and I’m my dream a girl I know walked into the room while I was dual wielding pistols. She said “if I was gonna do that I would do exposed aggregate and maybe some green tinted concrete” I said “NO WAY THATS WHAT NICK WOULD DO!”

[@Voidesth]

I'll never understand jet being uncomfortable and incompatible with Nick but I do like Chris he blends nice

[@whatsup89100]

did he review a craftsman mansion in maine? i sent it into the stream, but i dont think he reviewed it

[@PatSTom]

He did it.. first hour i belive

[@Jon--Jones]

When he takes the hat off he turns into Louie C K

[@deleteduser121]

I love Jets shirt

[@NoClearly]

What did Nick say to the Puerto Rican guy? I don’t know Spanish

[@tonysopranope4268]

two reviews and sixty super chat questions, should toggle chats and take more addresses

[@ahernez174]

fuckin nick with the team sesh shout out, that's so sick

[@retardgorrilanigler522]

Ikr

[@chiggyjiggy7019]

Hey I drive a paver . I literally make road's , I might just grab a shirt.

[@KayRiles]

Where did yesterday's stream go?

[@lilalance]

thanks nick!

[@damondriver6363]

Man, i be seeing dollar signs and my savior Jesus Christ if that happened me and i survived 😂🤑✝️

[@raydamoiseau]

Hi JAPANICK

[@coreybair4164]

Why aren’t the newer streams on the Gumroad?

[@martingarricks6209]

46:59

[@jordanroberson5568]

Sup from NH, it was hot as FUCK yesterday

[@mrdistraught8447]

HEY!!! I have a new Avalon.....Im not old.....LOL

[@splatjet]

NICKS HEAD IS SHINY ASF!!! GYATTT

[@maxmotors9497]

This is the best shit on KZbin.🎉❤

[@Liquid_Mike]

*OBVIOUSLY* you're gonna eat the snot

[@BTCNSDAP]

$800 an ounce lmfao

[@shortybla]

Jet giving financial "advice" is some of the cringiest shit on YT

[@xyfnn]

30 40 30 50 30

[@gusamon6488]

I love kids❤️😂

[@peterjonston5905]

Listen to Duh Heads BABAY!!!

[@theramblingsofastoner_9876]

Is Fishtank going to be free or does it require a membership?

[@AMP60]

damn it damiel no n bombs

[@4thOfJulyMamasApplePie]

Nick about to buy the top at peak rates. God have mercy

[@nickc3856]

people been saying it's the top of the market for a decade now and prices keep going up in the south and northeast

[@__-bz7wh]

@@nickc3856 prices have been going slowly down for over a year now everywhere except major cities

[@nickc3856]

@@__-bz7wh prices still rising in many rural areas and small cities in the south and northeast. Plus I'm in a major metro (Orlando), bought my place for $360k in Jan of last year before rates went up thinking I was buying at the top of the market but now homes in my neighborhood are trading for $410k-$425k.

[@4thOfJulyMamasApplePie]

@@nickc3856 but as soon as YOU SPECIFICALLY buy.. real estate implosion. Calling it now.

[@4thOfJulyMamasApplePie]

@@nickc3856 I’m just fucking around. I’m in an almost identical boat to you. Bought just under 400k before rates went up last year

[@goobiiguy]

Nicks eyebrows are very exaggerative!

[@MiracleFruitClock]

jets hair pisses me off in this episode

[@Kehmicle]

this mans still talking like hes on gumroad

[@Turn2Ugin]

1:48:32

[@Turn2Ugin]

Simple sound advice for any other young fella's out here

[@shibe2042]

not the dogshit tattoos😭

[@visalaakso]

300000sub !!! 😮kick butt😊

[@DoofusDiqqus]

i dont have homosexual intercourse