Scumbag Javier Episode 1+2

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[@lunadoves]

I loved that dramatic close up at 14:50 it was like one of those Spanish soap operas

[@Mars_OG99]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@louche2388]

Well, that's pretty much what season 3 was...

[@Wroar2020s]

Telonovas

[@amirtilavi5960]

'Hate to disappoint you but that really is a gun in my pocket' haha love that one.

[@amirtilavi5960]

+Max Hernandez it was something Javi said just think about it more then you'll know.

[@keelihash8432]

Max Hernandez In case your pre-pubescent mind is not aware, it was a boner joke.

[@koalacandy7992]

I still don't get it.

[@amirtilavi5960]

+Max Hernandez yes

[@amirtilavi5960]

+KoalaCandy he saying its a gun in his pocket when Kate thinks it's a boner

[@nasirthesenatejohnson6935]

David: (Pouring his heart out) Javier: "Fuck off."😂 Kills me every time

[@jess2333]

"We're uhh.....we're smoking weed Mariana" "I already know you guys do drugs"

[@pringelsthegamefreak]

JessicaRenee that made me laugh

[@poop-ou3tl]

uwuwuwuewueenetywuewueugbemubem osas

[@hcnry]

ROTZBUCACA stfu

[@ELECTRICxCLAM]

During my playthrough I told Marianna that Kate was smoking weed, then Kate got mad at me afterwards lol

[@Marcel-et3rg]

Javi: how do you call them? Clem:walkers Javi:how do you call the ones they run i was dead😂😂😂😂😂

[@simplysakura3164]

I like how a 15 year old is teaching a 30 year old how to survive in a zombie apocalypse.

[@sakinashah8349]

*what

[@-_Connor_-]

*THEY ALL FUCKIN WALKERS,OKAY?!*

[@DarkOps4]

-_Коннор _- She’s a douche now

[@DeadByLani]

*thar

[@tisntmerealname8824]

this game series somewhat references the choices you make the story is tailored toward linear plot

[@TonioTonius]

imagine them putting that before the start of the game

[@auramyst3627]

MCgibMirWhiskas what?

[@simplysakura3164]

That doesn't matter. Anyone you become friends with dies anyways.

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

it sukse the didn't do that in season 2 maybe because you are playing as climemnetin

[@hcnry]

badreedine Djellali learn how to spell kid.

[@pyroshayniac1090]

I adore Javi. He's so sarcastic. Standing and fighting was a scumbag decision? And shooting Conrad?

[@retardationgamer7861]

Shooting Conrad: - Absolutely fucking yes.

[@retardationgamer7861]

Because you don't have to kill anybody.

[@retardationgamer7861]

But it's fucking Telltale, so he will die anyway.

[@pyroshayniac1090]

Conrad was being a scumbag himself, threatening to kill Javi's nephew, and threatening Clementine! Any man that has the nerve to threaten kids is not one I want in my group.

[@retardationgamer7861]

They are all scumbags. xD Jesus (The super ultra fighter guy) is the only one that's not a scumbag. xD

[@v.velazquez]

It's the cat noise again XD

[@Gangst3r4ever]

The Walking Dead-A New Scumbag

[@Mnj.1]

Ikr

[@zyonhenderson67]

6:07, I had the same reaction when I saw clementine

[@TheLewinator902]

Zyon Henderson I

[@sephirothscomfortcharacter1742]

7:07 you mean?

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

well i didn't really get that exacting when I saw her it's just game character I'men she's a great character but no need to get that serious

[@eliyashaibjames3747]

Javi telling David his wife is gonna leave him was the best part 😂😂 had me dyin

[@andrewluna8046]

I just got to that part like 5 minutes ago. I choose the option but he just said it out of nowhere. I was pissed 😂

[@ProtoIndoEuropean88]

would be hilarious if he said "we're smoking weed marijuana"

[@jennajassrie]

The Aristocat LMFAOOOO

[@NaiKzOfficial]

"There's a reason why we named you 'Mariana'...."

[@suenwaising3113]

20:07 Reverse psychology... it got me.

[@justadissociativewriter]

7:06 literally Jay from the kubz scouts

[@clef0nite]

Nobody's javing any of it

[@tallic967]

oh my god

[@jedidiahjoseph7122]

its funny cause j is close to h on the keyboard which makes it more of a good joke

[@Rubberbandman0529]

8:15 Captain Big Nuts, lmao

[@AudeeZaddy]

David : You know i love you right? Javi: Fuck off. I laughed hard af 😂😂😂

[@xmadxskillzx0273]

omg Javi : what do you call them Clem: Walkers Javi : what do you call the ones that run Clem: they're all fucking walkers ok That killed me XD

[@pokerface9432]

I didnt get the joke til now. I thought there were really Walkers that run lmao.

[@cliffbot638]

Pokerface ™ some people say this ain't 28 days later, and I'm like really you don't the joke?

[@lopeas6774]

35 days

[@ryanjohns4167]

i bet if Gabe hits on Clementine she might shoot him

[@melamey]

What if they start dating

[@kylematos5415]

Ramen Noodle they better not. Nobody's good enough for my clem

[@pyroshayniac1090]

She needs a friend. Someone her age, to talk to and hang out with. I'm pretty pleased to see them getting closer.

[@MintyFruit]

Ryan Johns really I think clementine likes gabe and I think gabe likes clementine

[@waterwolf6699]

No one can handle the Clem.

[@ChaoticUrges]

6:37 😂 😂😂 Love Clem. Raised her well.

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

seriesly raised her well com one man she's not real don't be so serious

[@Mnj.1]

@@badreedinedjellali1328let me guess your one of those Twitter snowflakes💀

[@sirnoname6943]

Think you mean 9:28

[@2099_Miguel]

Who else was heartbroken when betraying clementine?

[@magnusryder]

It's an awesome and realistic action after Clementine robbed and basically held Javi at gunpoint

[@sandudelcea6707]

​@@magnusryder but she showed compasion towards his family and decided to help him

[@retardationgamer7861]

Why the "We have to get moving." choice is scumbag? It's safer, and the thing Lee would have done.

[@rafox66]

scumbag lee?

[@alicen5800]

It's being a scumbag to the kids

[@retardationgamer7861]

Well kinda, but it's for the safety of the others.

[@ch5635]

That's not a scumbag move, it's just putting safety over comfort/relaxation. It's the strict, smarter choice instead of the fun one.

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

the is no deffrens anyway the same thing will happen

[@jesceraejontabino2798]

18:25 LOL

[@StanceTheoryBro]

LOL

[@jesceraejontabino2798]

conrads reaction though LOL

[@jesceraejontabino2798]

gets me everytime. javi's right though why would he give a shit about francine.

[@moragag9307]

What’s funny about this part is Conrad’s reaction

[@atrocious5230]

Javier's eyes after Kate tells him she wants to get laid is priceless.

[@CeeCeeismadYT]

Don't know what it is but I think at 7:50, Clementine's gonna need more than just water to heal that burn. 😂

[@CeeCeeismadYT]

Also at 22:26 Jesus can untie his own binds. He was seen doing that in the comics I think.

[@Supernova-lc2yf]

Idk if most people think about this scene as much as I do but 20:47 Gabe complaining about Kate and Javi and parents and Clem sadly replying with "I wouldnt know ;(" hit me so much in the feels in season 3...she basically got robbed of a normal happy life before it even got started...one thing I wish Telltale did a bit more was like add a couple flashback here or there with clem and her parents although it would probably make me even sadder lol

[@magnusryder]

Making flashbacks with clem's family would make the stuff Lee did with Clem to find her family even more depressing

[@fr0ck360]

19:39 i don't know why im laughing after he pissed him off xD.

[@vojtafoltyn]

I am right there with you. It is so random he says: "Fuck you!" Also the way he says that ( *FUCK* you and the movement towards Javier), it is just perfect.

[@Hawaiian_Pizza_Enjoyer]

I gotta say, many of these feel way more natural and organic than always picking the nicest dialogue option.

[@Supernova-lc2yf]

7:02 I know this is Javi's video but LOL Clem's "How bout I shoot you and take your van anyway" had me cryinggg

[@stanlyyyy]

24:15 Omg, you let them brand you

[@jetstream014]

12:30 SERIOUS! Where that horse come from??! WHAT??!!

[@kamkam3457]

Why is this the exact way iberleezy played season three 😭😂😭😂😭

[@nene5990]

7:06 lol she's all grown up ;D

[@ChLemS]

Hey, I still think Clementine is more badass than Javi, he's the cool guy.

[@thevaldis1167]

10:59 AJ: "Be Gone!"

[@loganorx5727]

3:34 he could've just said "we're smoking weed, marijuana" bcoz it's close to mariana 😂😂

[@zenurgee994]

20:11 sounds like a recipe for trouble. KILLED ME XD

[@retardationgamer7861]

22:27 - You had one job Telltale, and you fucked it up. xD

[@tek87]

Well it IS Jesus.

[@retardationgamer7861]

He does MIRACLES. xD

[@tek87]

lol. Yeah but the character is an escape artist and has escaped handcuffs before. It may have been intentional.

[@KolyoSofiata]

Nope. He is tied after that and later they actually show him escaping.

[@KostasK5]

BrunetteBirdENG a

[@tillur]

J: You good? C: No J: I know

[@hookerlegs106]

It should have been Gabe.

[@theotheo719]

true well, then why didn't clementine die yet?

[@Boofy95]

SonOfABAMF they gotta keep at least one original person to keep you coming back, otherwise no one would buy it

[@brataro167]

Gabe is cool

[@Boofy95]

Confused Potato but is he better than Mariana?

[@brataro167]

Mariana's dead, so... yes

[@justanotherinextrovert601]

"Clementine will remember that." goodbye imma go dig my grave now boiz

[@tallic967]

6:04 *Clementine joined the server*

[@smallfry3958]

18:27 i was dying

[@greatestnitemare6626]

💀😂😂😂

[@raymaxrogue2297]

like the most of your choices you make are not that scumbagy

[@ech064]

I refuse to watch scumbag telltale videos anywhere but on this channel, thanks for all the great vids!

[@mylesgeorge7218]

6:04 This is exactly what I heard and felt when I saw Clem again here 😭

[@summerghost6551]

8:52 the lady was like 👁️ 👁️ 👄

[@nicholasr4774]

I was waiting for this. Thank you.

[@herrowutchuwant5903]

The whole time i was just like,”JAVI NOO!!! WHAT IS YOU DOIN”

[@tanyaflanagan8111]

Javi hotboxing the car with the kids in will always be one of my fave moments.

[@nene5990]

0:04 lol true true but also funny

[@shanecunningham305]

"We're setting an awesome example!" damn right!

[@keelihash8432]

Not even scumbag Javier could resist backing up Clem.

[@jesceraejontabino2798]

been waiting for you! thank you. lol

[@lauradeluna9321]

David: "I love you bro you know" Javi:" Fuck off"

[@JannePajulahti]

this video is the best present i could get nice job m8

[@BigOlWalrus]

Damn everyone's contour is on point this season, what highlighter does clem use

[@tallic967]

Magic Hat highlighter

[@rouge1516]

AJ: pika Me: get trolled clem

[@greenman387]

Great video and Merry Christmas

[@melon502]

At 11:04 did it sound like "be gone!" to anyone else?

[@cliffbot638]

you should wait a while soo we can see their reactions, that's what we want to see

[@the_arizona_ranger0213]

Why did Mariana have to die. Swear she was much more mature and less of a hassle than Gabe by lightyears. *They shot the wrong kid*

[@Icy-be5vl]

Her being mature for you means hiding and not being able to fight at all. That's not mature.

[@SamBiggsOfficial]

good job man! this video popped up in my recommended!

[@luckyluxgames7988]

11:08 People say Clementine Alone Who's the pika then?

[@kubzscoutsnumberonefan5768]

You earned a new Sub :D

[@kacymaguire3641]

The first clip,IS AMAZING

[@GraveDigger35]

15:00 Game: *Tell him off* or *Let it go* Me: Ooooh lets chew his ass out Javi: Open your eyes david, Kate's gonna leave your ass one day Me: THAT ISN'T WHAT I HAD IN MIND GAME!!!!

[@justsomeguy4206]

**Restarts episode**

[@oFlyno]

I LOVE THE TRANSITION NOISE I SWEAR LMFAOO

[@shinytv5148]

7:10 same reaction

[@deletemaster4786]

Jesus was a really helpful and good guy in the end

[@KidaMilo89]

Have you read the comics? Seems like you haven't. He's a character from them.

[@dakotas7643]

I love these videos

[@panto8176]

3:00 me at 3 am

[@aquineaquine5982]

Lol I love your channel

[@aubreina360]

love this dstuff XD

[@PLANETHAM]

'i love you brother, you know that right?' *cursor slooowly hovers over button* 'FUCK OFF.'

[@Lunairayz]

8:56 He looks at his shotted spot XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@Crosby69]

This is gold.

[@martensja5076]

12:13 XDDDDDDD hahahahaha

[@nemutluturkumdiyene9441]

somehow it's funny and hurtful.

[@lassmicheinfach._.9397]

This cat sounds make me dying hahahha xD

[@Kvrpik]

15:29 Well there's something called *A Divorce*, soooooo...

[@Dallas2029]

Lol you funny 😁

[@Icy-be5vl]

That's Javier I love.

[@andrewluna8046]

Smoking the joint ain’t an asshole decision. It’s a must 😂

[@shuaery]

I can't do this xD i can't take it when he's like that i always saw him as a nice guy :D

[@franciscaguzman8892]

SO FUNNY I CRIED XD

[@leafisrunningaway250]

When Episode 3 Make another Racoon style it was fucking hilarious. XD

[@will_da_man_]

This makes the game 10 times better if you actually play it like this lol 😅😅😅

[@stcheeze]

6:32 lookin' like a badass to be honest... :/

[@davidfarley8827]

You want some ? Literally not even a second later Sure 😂 Me : LOL

[@wtfvideos8179]

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[@walterwhite8142]

I love these scumbag moments

[@jacksonisthebest5286]

Lee would be so proud

[@uhhh7132]

Scumbag Javier -> Clementine flashbacks :D

[@justpink6623]

Does Clementine losing a finger transfer over to the Final Season

[@TheHost268]

Liked after 7:02 that is exactly how we all feel and we know it.

[@greykielzz]

this is funny af

[@Presazor]

pewdiepie:Its Potato boy

[@danielc9255]

The funneist one is when they add the fucking meow shit is funny af

[@jesceraejontabino2798]

can you do 400days walking dead scumbag edition? :)

[@IB2xJC]

Im not gonna hold you, CLEMENTINE IS FIRE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@landawille7088]

Дэвид: *бьёт Хавьера* Девид: I L0vE yOu BRotheR!!1