Only A Kiss - accidentally summoning a succubus [ASMR]

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[@noobcity22]

Keep up the good work im going to buy you a coffee 🙃

[@04cassius-jake]

Uh how does she know about a bus she is seal in an amulet how does she know about buses and food like hot chocolate or scrambel egg

[@flakygaming2647]

2:54 My goals are beyond your understanding

[@stillborncorpse4024]

Ah yes I accidentally summoned a succubus, just like I accidentally committed 75 war crimes.

[@trickstergenie8194]

All I did was put on the amulet, and all I did was press the big red button

[@MoonKnight6969]

But did you commit genacide

[@Carmative]

Ah yes a classic maistake

[@ethicscommittee892]

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

[@shinsouhitoshi9030]

Oh no! What a predicament!

[@illuminate3838]

IT WAS ONLY A KISS NOW I'M FALLING ASLEEP AND SHE'S CALLING A CAB

[@bosteezyy]

NOW I'M DEAD Also Mr. Brightside is a banger.

[@isa8555]

I JUST CAN'T BREATHE SHE'S KILLING MEEEEEE SHE'S TAKING CONTROOOOL...

[@geekzone2073]

Ha, lol

[@JayDayKay]

@@bosteezyy indeed

[@alwest4472]

While he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag

[@romancapulus5577]

Succubus: “I have to admit, you don’t look like a Warlock.” Me: “I happen to be a Lvl. 40 Nightstrider Hunter, thank you.”

[@abyssalrex8803]

Where are my Exotic armor pieces?

[@chikin5663]

Thundercrash Titan gang rise up.

[@torkittheunchained3104]

Yeh no im just very good at looting bodies they Thousand son sorcerer werent gonna use it and shiny things are nice

[@xDarkShadowX126]

I'm an exo hunter, no awoken warlock

[@gracekent4896]

I happened to finished game 1-3 in Lego Harry Potter in less than three days

[@bthelegendc4237]

Google: How to get a girlfriend Bing:

[@derwahrekoeti]

This is underrated

[@roshawnellis749]

I laughed a little too hard at this 😂

[@cerberuskane5061]

@@derwahrekoeti not really

[@sloth-hw5pj]

Google: by being interesting Bing: You already know what Bing says

[@Idklmao1502]

I laugh too hard

[@randallstrong9882]

Google search be like: *Help I accidentally summoned a succubus*

[@ratman218]

Google: when in doubt shoot it out

[@sloth-hw5pj]

Say "hee hey how fuck no" to the succubi

[@charsage1036]

@@ratman218 and if it still moves call a priest and throw some holy water.

[@icyatlasartworks]

"You're not a warlock, are you?" I'm a Wii Fit Trainer main, that's about as close to a warlock as I can get without playing Ganondorf or selling my soul to the Sonic main gods.

[@yousuckthefirst9209]

No true mad lads mane sans

[@blackburn115]

"your not a warlock are you?" Me, a destiny player: "I'm a hunter main thank you very much"

[@RAGHHHHHHHH3]

Same

[@samuelmancinotti8016]

Same

[@k-san5188]

Same

[@tairhan7404]

Same

[@xDarkShadowX126]

Same broo

[@MrMeme-nj3cb]

Her: *asks what I want* Me: a jar of pickles Her: “you want me to give you a kiss?” Me: no

[@fletch2772]

Replace pickles with bacon bits and yes

[@tensalestat]

@@fletch2772 bro a bag of bacon bits sounds amazing right now...that or a few dozen packs of smoked beef sticks

[@Throne0108]

@@tensalestat No, it has to be pickled bacon

[@Embersofthedark]

Oh man I would replace a jar of pickles with a big box of...brownies what were you thinking I was gonna say chocolate

[@benarchyuk837]

"You're not a Warlock are you?" I think you'll find I'm a crayon eating Monke Titan Guardian.

[@yulien7571]

The Purple ones always did taste the funniest.

[@tairhan7404]

@@yulien7571 usmc moment

[@Nova-fk7tu]

@@yulien7571 Yeah,agreed, they always made me smell numbers,that was my favorite part of them

[@falsemimicry]

titan punch go bonk, red crayon tastes the best

[@derekdrake8706]

You know the warlock that sealed her away set the amulet to release her as soon as someone put it on. I bet he thought it was *hilarious.*

[@LeIouch.]

I think this is the best summoning experience!

[@brick466]

Why and how are you everywhere?

[@KQS4556]

@@brick466 good u?

[@IXAbetters]

LELOUCH

[@RyanHaynieWX]

*ALL HAIL LELOUCH!!!*

[@SwagGodEren]

"Unless you really have that little regard for your own life" *YES! YES! YES* Edit: 6:52 Wait, my man can't make _scrambled eggs?_ b r u h

[@NuckChorris12345]

Hey... don't call me out like that. 😅

[@S_047]

Hey the choice between scrambling the eggs before you put them in the pan or after is a big boy choice

[@sloth-hw5pj]

Even a 10 year old can scramble eggs but they'll end up burning it but we really need to be more specific lol

[@basket9611]

Bro y'all don't make eggs with the *shell* on that shit

[@ardensediri80]

It's not that I can't, it's that I'm better than that.

[@wambufan608]

“Do you have some chocolate lyeing around somewhere?” Me who is addicted to chocolate: *in every corner of this house.*

[@sloth-hw5pj]

"your testing my patience" I'm talking to your patience? Hey patience whats 3.14 times pi

[@ssik9460]

Engineers: listen here you little shit

[@themrcrow2901]

Two circles

[@teamdangerous4274]

9.98...

[@kissgoodnightmwah]

"I gotta say, I do like your cooking a little bit more." is the mall serving raw ingredients?

[@bosteezyy]

This succubus is surprisingly professional/ethical.

[@valleyard8674]

Me: I want a kiss Her: that would kill you... Me: oh, sorry DID I STUTTER?!

[@gracekent4896]

*dies in gay-*

[@valleyard8674]

@@gracekent4896 not sure what you mean but sure...? Kek

[@Fenvey]

,,Do you think it is funny that i have to use public transportation?" Yes, i do. And i'm tired of pretending it's not.

[@joshmarqz3588]

will "accidentally" summon one later

[@GAMER_0101]

lol

[@basket9611]

Pro gamer move

[@lt.zahkaev7992]

HOW DO YOU DO IRL CAN YOU PLS TELL ME

[@joshmarqz3588]

@@lt.zahkaev7992 just study the occult and say some latin i guess, Worked for me 😂

[@lt.zahkaev7992]

@@joshmarqz3588 HOPE THE 1.2021.7 SNAPSHOT DOESN'T PATCH THIS ALSO HOW DO YOU GET ACOLT BOOK?

[@jaxregona3028]

"Thats your TEACHER, is it? What do you have against him?" HE GAVE US FUCKING HOMEWORK OVER BREAK

[@jaffaateacake]

“So that’s your teacher, huh? What do you have against him?” *you wouldn’t get it*

[@OfficialInternetPerson]

*He took away my binder with all 750 of my Pokemon cards*

[@Nova-fk7tu]

@@OfficialInternetPerson And he gave homework 😔

[@choboibigly6565]

He- skibidi bap mmm dada

[@quantumquack9003]

5:00 imagine not being able to fly This message was brought to you by the Duck squad

[@MKnumber0]

Her: I'm hungry. Me: Then S T A R V E.

[@task_failer8223]

“There are no accidents” - shell with old reptile inside

[@cheytactical]

"I love scrambled eggs" Aye so....you free?

[@samts542]

Her: So you were the one who freed me? How? Me: I had no idea that if you rub Seaglass, you get a succubus.

[@itspuff3861]

I had to physically restrain myself from saying “HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS” after reading the first part of the title

[@rans0mware]

I dunno why but I kinda like the idea of the "One day I'll steal your soul" here. Here she helps with a tyrannical teacher and gives a kiss, and that's it sure, but it creates a scene of two "friends" meeting after a long time, and with no struggle one of them just gives up the life for the other. Something about that is..nice..to me

[@cucumber7199]

I should've went to boot camp when I had the chance

[@MoonKnight6969]

No use. All the commanders are cats

[@shinsouhitoshi9030]

Dammit cucumber

[@vinnyd1622]

Wait do you approve or not :'D??

[@vinnyd1622]

I have to know :'>

[@germandan5]

"You have to value yourself more than that." You can't tell me what to do.

[@ruthlessasmr6662]

Succubus? This was just a surprise girlfriend. Also what is it with her refusing to kill me until I want to be alive?

[@morganburgess4497]

I fully agree

[@anakbatam7942]

Seaglass trying to sound evil and menacing is now my new favorite thing.

[@Althecor]

A haiku about kisses. Ahem: The warmth of her lips Chases away lonely cold Leaves me full of heat

[@marianog1893]

Haiku man PLEASE have my children even though I'm a man

[@gracekent4896]

But now I'm fucking dead. I'm sorry. I had to

[@krota7148]

Attunement of Control Exo Warlock with crippling depression is your new master now let me grind nightfall while it's still not in dlc in peace

[@WeeADream]

Hold de f*ck up. I have a succubus oc named Layla. WHAT DARK MAGIC IS THIS!!

[@thepineappleman7229]

Coincidence? I THINK Probably it is actually

[@acemefish1293]

Wait we had bus? In the sea Now then we arw evolving Have a great day everyone *blub blub*

[@dabubbaboobookinsz8204]

blub blub indeed

[@acemefish1293]

@@dabubbaboobookinsz8204 blub blub

[@derekdrake8706]

Me: Grant me a wish. _Her: What do you want?"_ *uNaDuLtErAtEd HaNd HoLdiNg*

[@DKJonez]

This would be a dope series. Us traveling around and getting into mischief

[@SkyeRoseVT1073]

I just realized the words succubus has the word "succ" in it

[@itspuff3861]

Da good _succ_ ubuss

[@Alliefeltz]

"Is there anyone you wamt to be disposed of?" Me : myself I wish to die This life is torture There is nothing good about this life What ever is good its gonna end

[@catgod5917]

Same

[@bubbathegreat3168]

Casual murder asmr. Never knew I needed this

[@sonnyscrapeofficial]

"You're not a warlock" "I'm a guy who's practicing music production and sound design. My songs aren't magical enough to summon even a fly"

[@Gusername]

Listener: I want you to kill someone Succubus: you got buss money?

[@regulargnoll9161]

Little did she know that when you kiss someone wearing the amulet the two people are bound together

[@shinsouhitoshi9030]

"What did you do?" Me: idk man google or somethin

[@task_failer8223]

“Grand you a wish?” No no no, I just want to introduce you to your first target

[@Squidgyy_]

This is what me and the industry call using the secret Joestar technique

[@Akira-ky7yr]

The 5th time this week of me summoning a succubus ;-;

[@spehsmahreen7104]

Brotha get the bolter the heavy bolter!

[@existence_9522]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[@spehsmahreen7104]

@@existence_9522 HERESY!!! Da emprah is disappointed in you!!!

[@Justintheminerr]

Immersion lost: I CAN MAKE SOME BOMBASS EGG FRIED RICE WDYM

[@bluebeetle9044]

Aw it’s ok. She’s cute!

[@Masterof-xo9zs]

Cute like a devil

[@jasonchao343]

the quiet kid and a Succubus, nice pair

[@KQS4556]

This is the kind of Succubus I need in my life! Chill, thankful, funny, likes caffeine or sugar, yea my kinda gal

[@Banana_Man17]

"I have too admit you don't look like a Warlock" I happen to be a Ginger thank you very much

[@voltagex22]

Succubus:you don't look like a warlock Well I happened to be a level 19 DragonBorn thank you very much I am also a nord

[@lorelord2418]

Amusing. And honestly, about halfway through I started getting "Princess Bride" vibes, with her whole "I'll probably kill you tomorrow."

[@gamingchief475]

“There are no accidents”( master ogway )

[@beluga1k888]

1:42 Well, i played DOOM so i know my way around hell.

[@OratorVeritatis]

RIP. AND. TEAR.

[@vanitas9837]

Guess my RNG isn't bad anymore

[@xDarkShadowX126]

Still not a godroll fatebringer

[@_j325]

Accidentally I don’t know about that but great audio seaglass it was really good🖤😄

[@p4lejkjjjk]

"Aren't you a warlock?" You wench, don't confuse me with those fiends, i'm a Death Knight. Now vow to our Lich King.

[@The_Digital_Ghost]

Her: what exactly did you do? Me: I spoke Minecraft enchanting table and shit just happened

[@tigerclaw1565]

"BIT-! WHO IS YOU!?!? Why did you come from my grandpa's necklace!? I'm ordering a lawsuit for trespassing on private property!"

[@jeremiahbristow7609]

Her: you have to value yourself a little bit more than that... Me: Do I though? Do I really?

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

What do you think about egg rolls?

[@calummiskella4274]

There ok 👌

[@vinnyd1622]

Delicious :>

[@cheytactical]

"Buy me a coffee/tea?" Simps: 13. Take it or leave it

[@sugoi1581]

When you are trying to speak Latin but keep mispronouncing words

[@just_a_randomkid7130]

Man don't you hate it when you accidentally summon a succubus

[@kato2133]

Mom:why are u late Me: i accidentally summoned a demon mum

[@reverseflashfacts6093]

“Or is there someone you’d like me to dispose of for you?” Dinkleberg….

[@jessiequeen1935]

I love how I/we am/are so ok with all this🤣🤣 like yeah stick in the crouds, itll be easy to hide while killing🤣🤣🤣

[@Ob1tuber]

Me: Uhm, what the heck did I just do Her: You freed me silly Me: Ok, then? Can you give me a moment Her: Yes Me: Walks outside and screams Me: Ok, now what Her: Go to hell Me: Slaps her Her: Didn’t feel a thing Me: If I have to crack some skulls I will Her: What? Me: I have some metal baseball bats and you probably don’t want me to get one Her: I’m not going to feel anything Me: Kicks her in crotch Her: Pain noises Me: Did you feel that Her: Yes

[@simpblasterlikesguns9661]

"You need to learn to value" after 2020 I have lost all value I had or have

[@yamazakirealityvtubech.]

🎶"It started off with a kiss, it was only a kiss, how did end up like this, it was only a kiss!!🎶

[@supremechad7113]

Started out with a kiss How did it end up like this

[@bostoddard5013]

Me: I'm a plumber from Brooklyn who fights giant turtles while I'm overalls, thank you. ( I'm referencing Mario, by the way)

[@basket9611]

This is what Google thinks is happening when people search : I accidentally spawned a succubus

[@noahbutler8603]

“You don’t look like a warlock” well my D&D character would disagree

[@adeeta5701]

Hate it when that happens

[@frankjones4804]

*puts amulet on* "I'm free!"

[@LockinDino_pt2]

"You don't know what a succubus is?" No fuckin shit thats why i asked

[@King_Kruel]

so what happens if I take the amulet off?

[@abrahamlincoln5465]

I bet you never would’ve thought that the president would be into asmr

[@xDarkShadowX126]

I'm not a warlock nor a titan, I'm a hunter (if you understand then you are my friend)

[@XLORDPROPL]

How tf you can accidentally summon a succubus?! 💀I am scared now someone will destroy the moon by accident...

[@thepurpleknight4116]

when she said bussing distance i lost it

[@dipdop9734]

Sometimes I forget succubi are actual demons that want people to burn for eternity. Then cold reality splashes you in the face when your teacher never comes back to school again

[@apocalypticsurvivor6111]

im a gundam

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

She can't fly So she has to take the SuccuBUS XD Kill me now, i deserve it for that dumb joke

[@marth7473]

Summoned? I knew reading terms and conditions was a bad idea

[@joxerxd8417]

"You dont look like a Warlock" Obviously not, im a Titan main at heart (not a full crayon eater, just like a class that punches things in the face!)

[@rubberfrogs]

Me: I want a kiss Her: That’s how I drain people of their life force Me: EXACTLY!

[@natsuki6787]

Damn KZbin is really forcing me to watch succubus rp asmr.

[@ragingsalamanderstudios7278]

Heads back home...checks to make sure all windows and doors are locked and blinded...moves the cheap track meet trophy from the left side of the fireplace to the right side...a small keypad appears from behind one of the bricks...i type in the passcode...a small snapping noise comes from behind the fireplace...i pull on the inside of the fireplace and it opens, revealing a small door lined with runes and crucifies...after a small prayer i open the door, revealing my hidden chamber of enchanted items and holy artifacts...i walk over to a small table, which atop it lay candles as red as blood, and the box that holds the key items that i seek. I draw a small circle on the table and inside the circle i draw the same runes and crucifies that lined the door to this room...i light the candles and place them to the north, west, and east...before i continue further, i shut the entrance and activate the seal that hides it...i return to the table, i reach for my mouth and pull off the false lips i was wearing and place them in the center of the drawn crucifies...i then take off the amulet, i wince as i feel my power flowing back into me, filling the room with my aura...i then place the amulet next to the false lips...i spend the next hour tweaking the enchantments of the amulet and giving it additional blessings...once that is finished it take the false lips and fuse it to the amulet...after a few more hours of meditation, enchanting, and prayer i finally finished what my ancestor could not..."a humafication device...I've truly done it...now i can truly rid this world of the last succubus...hopefully she hasn't found that out by now"

[@cf_myth]

Hisoka vibes at the end

[@landonward3837]

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

[@HaydenLycoris]

Her: "That's your teacher right? Do you have something against him?" Him: "Yeah he gave me a B- and said it looked like me cause I was fat and the minus was the stick needed to pop all the junk food trapped inside uwuwuwu😭😭😭"

[@Sizzledizzley]

She said you'll get me something right? My broke ass rn -_-

[@idcgaming518]

6:38 good thing you landed in Britain then. Welcome to the nation that started two wars over trade access for tea.