SEAL - KISS FROM A ROSE - SHITTYFLUTED

this is what it would sound like if an actual seal was playing the song. very cute right?
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Backing track by sing king - • Seal - Kiss From A Ros...

[@TheGreenDoggoOfWisdom]

Shittyflute, you are my power, my pleasure, my pain to my ears

[@MrSdsok]

oasis palm music?

[@ParhaeProductions100]

Kiss from a fluye

[@AutodidactEngineer]

I love green

[@somegirl558]

..and tears .

[@somegirl558]

@@ParhaeProductions100 ..the "fluye" sounds even better..

[@TerribleUsernameAmirite]

This sounds a lot more like an actual seal than Seal so automatically it is better

[@ralynedin]

And looks more adorable. When I was a kid Seal scared me.

[@jcangler88]

More natural......... derp

[@raymontdabizach]

*ruff*

[@NinaC]

Lmao!! This comment 😂🤣😂

[@jacek-jan]

A Circus seal for sure. PS I'm not a huge fan of automation though.

[@veronicamascaro3041]

I am an actual professional flutist and this tune brought many tears to my eyes.

[@mehDOGIESRATS2222]

rofl

[@DancingRasputin]

Lemme guess…tears of pain? 😂

[@gringostarr69]

I bet you that he is aswell and is doing this as a gag 😅

[@gamesnstuff657]

The "First day of 7th grade band class" energy this exudes is just masterful.

[@Liv-zo4zu]

i love the original so much, but this rendition brought waterfalls of tears to my eyes

[@adrianomuller7165]

;-; =D

[@karutaro1776]

A masterpiece. That’s all that needs to be said.

[@oliviu-dorianconstantinesc288]

You have my Seal of approval. Here, take it. Pet it. Now.

[@wihmib]

0:43 the most iconic "baby" in music history

[@gjmob]

Everyone loves a Baby Seal.

[@veronicamascaro3041]

Hahahaha!!!

[@themilkybiscuit]

It is my solemn promise to propose to my fiancé with this playing in the background.

[@snowdog90210]

Why would you propose to your fiance?

[@themilkybiscuit]

@@snowdog90210 BAHAHAHAHA! Good point! 😂

[@noelzurc1]

Lol

[@p2p2p2p2p2p]

Play it at the wedding

[@swagcat1159]

@@snowdog90210 because it is a sure yes

[@membalev6885]

This is the reason why God gave us ears

[@NinaC]

I wasnt prepared at 0:44! That build up!! 😂🤣

[@carthagodelenda9014]

That fanfare when the chorus kicks in.... just busting with emotional power!

[@idoklerman6118]

Shittyflute should drop an album

[@JoseCruz-dm6ew]

But did you know, when my flute blows…your eyes become large and the flute that you shine can be seen… Such beauty…

[@harrysachs2274]

Is it a flute.or.is it a kazoo?

[@vaughnlcoleman]

BABYYYYYYYY

[@StargazerNorth1]

I’m going to host a dinner party soundtracked by Shittyflute one day.

[@aquastartv1895]

Can I come?

[@josiahsuarez]

I like the part in the middle where the flute rises to an awe inspiring crescendo of greatness and dramatic flair

[@Captain_Turducken]

You have brought me so much laughter and joy. Please never stop

[@vladimirolujic6637]

1:05 let's appreciate this moment

[@Xiph1980]

I wonder why the automated copyright system isn't triggering on this. It's like, a perfect rendition of the original...

[@shitjezchrist]

I was today years old when I finally found the greatest song in the world and not just the tribute

[@FiyaMayne69]

He sang the lyrics of the chorus with the recorder hahaha 😂😂😂 pure genius

[@daviddamien7122]

This is one of the few that warrants listening all the way through. Sweet baby seal that was fantastic

[@donquijote4565]

This kind of music has a bright future. Once we will meet at a concert, or world tour!

[@Das4an]

No joke i swear I'm in

[@peaboss]

Hope Attenborough uses this in his next doc

[@jedisarah501st]

This is now my boyfriend's ringtone. Thank you.

[@exoaable]

WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONE WINDS OF CHANGE YET?

[@mechamind9569]

Holy shit that would be insane

[@JoeMaxFpv]

Aw man that’s a great one. Shittyflute. Get on that.

[@TheGreenDoggoOfWisdom]

@@mechamind9569 omg yes!

[@shittyflute]

guess im gonna be passing some winds of change...

[@TheGreenDoggoOfWisdom]

@@shittyflute winds of shit

[@smittyjjensin558]

Makes me more emotional than the original

[@Violentic81]

What a beautfil unpleasant torment in my ears. I waited my whole life for this!

[@nielsvanhemert7972]

I got rejected for Valentine's day recently. I will play this to her and she will want me.

[@ryderLiihe]

yep, just keep on playing it and she will ask you what you want for you to stop playing it, genius

[@malikastone]

That one thumbs down is from Seal.

[@victorfaria3797]

The other is from Bruce Wayne

[@at-rexontheinternet1388]

The other two are from dick grayson and alfred pennyworth

[@addd717]

If God spoke, his voice would sound like this.

[@357-swagnumultramagax9]

Amen 🙏

[@somegirl558]

Flute to that.

[@KarishmaKhoja97]

THE SEAL IS GOD LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@firebell6399]

yup, your god. not mine

[@snowdog90210]

I'm going to propose to my girlfriend to this later today.

[@GabsPiras]

This made my day😂 good luck😁

[@EE-gv9wt]

How did it go

[@Ally_Fly]

So. Did ya win her over?

[@themilkybiscuit]

She will most certainly say yes.

[@kieranschmidt5389]

Six months and no update?

[@anomalou]

Oh my lord I cracked so bad and laughed my butt off the literal FIRST nite that was played by the flute. This is so precious! 🤣

[@Kanenotyourdaddy]

This song perfectly encompasses my entire love life

[@ItsameDesire]

Ah yes, just as I remember this beauty of a melody.

[@Woodwose88]

If the credits of Batman were covered by this, I think people would stay longer, just to hear this

[@sullyluther5519]

I just discovered the epic magnificence of the shitty flute. I like it.

[@Blunts_and_cunts]

Bless you. Keep these videos coming they are curing my covid.

[@akeames]

Like floating your way to Heaven… through hell.

[@DineshSingh-qk6bt]

Just add some 808's in and then will be ready to band in a car.

[@summerchilds]

finally god arrived to give us this work of art

[@MaestroDrake]

The reviews from The Batman 2022 are in!

[@Ides_0f_March]

"You know this one, Jeff"

[@theemeraldfalcon9184]

Hold on, are the... Are the lyrics being sung into the kazoo? It sure as heck sounds like it

[@smittywerbenjaggermanjense8886]

I love this thumbnail so much.

[@ferd352]

If there is one song that needed to be shittyfluted it's this, and it's a definite improvement - thank-you

[@sylvainpierredurif3872]

OMG , it's transcendent 🤤🤤🤤

[@Phoenix258]

Imagine watching batman with this playing

[@musicofthesoul7383]

Its been a while since i've listened to one of these. I can picture the memes already😂💀

[@tonyyeung9797]

I am glad to hear that marine mammals have evolved and start playing human music

[@tomk37]

Hang in there it gets really good at 2:30

[@Godeepgts11]

Finally, I've been looking for a new ringtone

[@erdi3196]

I think I'm in heaven now.

[@captainincognito4464]

A masterpiece of true art. Smooth and peaceful.

[@Alox002]

By far your best work yet

[@outspaN1981]

I have ascended in shit to the level where this can show up on KZbin auto play and I just let this bop vibe in the background during the workday

[@shelbywasheere]

It’s like my sixth grade band practice in the early 90s

[@ita40200]

He's actually getting better....

[@IvelLeCog]

Me: "Hey girl, are you here alone? You look kinda special and I wanna buy you a drink" Seal: Arf arf arf *claps hands*

[@WitoldWitkowski]

Jason Pollak tossed paint on a canvas and called it art. This is HIGH art.

[@sheriffpaco7055]

infrence on the word high bc damn this was good but imangine if on a really good trip to this

[@alexstone691]

This guy's doom will be when he accidentally learns to play the flute from sucking so much for so long

[@Vinlaell]

Haha I was thinking the same thing that if he got super big doing these videos then he would eventually screw himself over when he learns to play

[@somegirl558]

I don't really know what is greater: these productions.. Or the simple fact of people participating this page having a top notch level of sarcasm.

[@jesseandcherylleggett2936]

My child is so scared right now lol

[@TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden]

This is so adorable 😍😍

[@bobross4449]

Please do Major Tom (Coming Home) by Peter Shilling

[@noconnection1839]

Yes.

[@p2p2p2p2p2p]

please this!

[@Threemore650]

It’s a lot easier on the ears than most commercial stuff imo

[@ia9716]

I adore these videos! Music to my ears

[@Batest212]

2:52 TOOK ME THERE TO THE GRAVE!!😂😂💀💀💀 AHHHHHHHHHHH.... HAAAHAAHAAAAA!!!! JAAAJAAJAJAAJAAA!!!😂😂

[@vict0ooria]

I refuse to believe that this video only has 66k views!

[@TheTroll2001]

Made me shed a tear, its truely beautiful

[@misswho42]

Sounds like Sweep is having a stroke.

[@inthenameofcontractlendmem983]

This sounds like an actual seal. So cute

[@LuisGonzalez-ip8jp]

This is the cleanest best pleasure

[@zdash80]

This is more magnificent than a unicorn 🦄 riding a narwhal.

[@MaltaMcMurchy]

Louis Rossmann brought me here.

[@firebell6399]

i burst my tears with laughter, i can't help...

[@RenanDavidSoriaAhumada]

This is Effort!!!!! this is Art!!!

[@KiranJamesDance]

As soon as the video loaded with the image…I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DarkAtaraxia]

Immagine the copyright owner wondering if he should copyright claimed it. Oh the irony, would make laught so mutch.

[@shamray28]

U deserve a grammy award dude!

[@inaminute1826]

Why have I just now discovered this golden channel🤧

[@TheKevo7777]

This is hilarious pretty funny

[@isloth75]

This is a good look for Seal. Seal looks good on Seal.

[@michaelangeloh.5383]

I believe this is what Seal had in mind when he came up with the song, but was never able to capture it at the time.

[@chelseet11]

You should do the Bob Dylan version of All Along the Watchtower it’d be so funny

[@nekrom2951]

Live from the Batcave 2:51

[@tomk37]

please tell me why I listened to this a second time, baybehh!

[@barkedowl]

The kazoo entries are the cherry on the cake 😆

[@MeatVision]

Are those angels in the chorus? Magnifique

[@xodarapmetsys]

Online since 2 hours and it's legend.

[@mamamia980]

the thumbnail 😂😂😂

[@h7opolo]

forget your conditioning to accept only a limited range of frequencies as pleasurable and others as unpleasurable.

[@Meanwhile-00]

😂😂😂 godd 🤣 I can’t

[@austinb12]

Everybody gangsta till shittyflute gets good

[@GG_Nowa]

Seals been real quiet while this masterpiece dropped.

[@ChewieCycle]

The Best! 🎉

[@stantheoneandonly]

I accidentally had this on 1.5x. from my previous video. I was not disappointed.

[@tlam3309]

I feel physically ill.

[@Jasmine4RL]

I got chills and aches from laughing so hard 😂😂😂

[@dshyoutube]

OMG, the solo!!! I died

[@TheLoopy989]

A feel all soothed up