How I Ruined Stardew Valley in Just 90 Minutes

Joja Mart. It's the area of Stardew Valley that I ignored for most of my time in Stardew Valley. But now with me being a Stardew Valley Speedruner, it was time to take a deep dive...
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[@ludovicatirone4304]

Seanie really went all anticapitalistic at the end to justify his "clickbaity" title, and I can get behind that

[@EighmyLupin]

It wouls mean more if he actually understood what capitalism was, but he clearly doesn't

[@BigAJ50000]

@@EighmyLupin 👍

[@burnsboy101]

@@EighmyLupin copium

[@akgfilming]

​@@EighmyLupinsure he might not communicate the nuances excellently but he clearly does know??

[@switz6665]

​@@EighmyLupin lol

[@airfryerman458]

finally, we've found the use for winter

[@Rikrobat]

I always planted winter seeds for profits, but Seanie’s method definitely tossed me in the icy ocean waves.

[@greenish__gacha6062]

I usually gp fishing during winter because im busy every other season

[@morningdew_depression7098]

I just go fishing and mining since I have more time.

[@zu5926]

I use winter for mining and fishing as well as gift giving. Most of the year I drill out planting crops. Unless it's a rain day

[@Shapeshifterr]

I decorate my farm on winter lol

[@gferrol118]

I vowed to never buy from joja... But then I needed to buy something on Wednesday

[@darcysv]

i mean the sunflower seeds are like 80 g less

[@matthewmeyering5298]

BRO I FORGOT YOU COULD BUY FROM JOJA ON WEDNESDAY😭

[@PerpetuallySpinning]

I actually found your description of clay farming to be really informative!

[@itsmedana8867]

yeah, i can’t wait to try it out when it’s winter in my game 😌

[@smillythesmol]

I wonder what the town thinks seeing a new farmer move in, only to sleep for 3 seasons straight, find forage in the snowy sand, and help flourish the competing company against the town

[@SpiritJay48]

"Also 94 minutes sounds really lame" That's fair man

[@bickybunting]

Loving the Summoning Salt reference! Seanie is truly a man of culture

[@raziphaz2219]

the music with just his video is so dorky and cute i loved it

[@sadie_1840]

you must be very confused chartruese is a green seanie

[@mirjanbouma]

Oh good, I was starting to doubt myself

[@imnoorrs5095]

I’ll give Seanie the benefit of the doubt and say he meant Green like money /lh

[@erinmckenzie923]

Chartreuse has always been such a confusing colour for me lol. Something about that name makes me think it is supposed to be red.

[@capnotserp]

@@erinmckenzie923 YEAH i swear chartreuse feels red and vermilion feels green for some reason

[@MM-jf1me]

For some reason I've always thought chartreuse to be a maroon-like color. Learn something new every day!

[@gohomekid9233]

I have every achievment in stardew except the Joja one and it feels great. Im sorry for you that you had to go over to the Dark side for our entertainment

[@annika6815]

You have the beating Prairie King without damage achievement???!!?!

[@gohomekid9233]

@@annika6815 yes took me a good 15 hours

[@pashtwo]

@@gohomekid9233 that’s what I call dedication

[@doritos4956]

​@@gohomekid9233you forgot this 👑

[@Smol_Eri]

Is joja the dark side? truly? or is supporting the corrupt union of pierre and lewis, the two most evil men in all of stardew, who would let the 99% rot and die for their own personal gain, the true dark side. Should joja and all of it's beuracracy, and it's structure, and it's heavy regulation based mindset, not be allowed to take control from the man who uses taxpayer founds to build golden statues of himself, uses public office to give his love interest a business advantage, and the shop keeper who if not on a leash by said evil mayor woulkd have his own megacorp. Joja is the light side, the church of lewis and pierre is lying to you hunter.

[@valeridupeyron6196]

Seanie: "when you think of these words you probably think of one singular location" Me: Pierre's Seanie: Joja Mart Me: oh... yeah...

[@ralcogaming7674]

Joja never puts Pierre's out of business but Pierre does have a monopoly at the end. If joja had better prices than Pierre then sure I could see why they'd be a stereotypical big corp hurting small businesses but that's not the case.

[@LexieMichelle]

Someone in chat: tells Seanie to go down 4 spaces instead of 5. Seanie: I’M a freakin genius!!!!!! Me: How sir ?🤔

[@keyofpop]

Oh cool a new summoning salt video dropped.... wait...

[@archon_maenad]

big summoning salt vibes at the beginning, I approve

[@smallpotato466]

That intro was better then my life story

[@ferre4597]

I need to say that intro was fire

[@xpnkdrinkx3689]

11:49 gotta love the signature evil EEEEHEHEHE

[@AeonKnigh432]

"Capitalism. Greed. Chartreuse. Evil." Ah yes, the four genders.

[@complainer406]

True randomness is hard to code, but not necessary for video games; they get along fine with pseudo-random. There was probably another reason CA coded hoed resources this way, like performance

[@ramiel555]

dawg, if you knew how close I was to quitting/getting fired today from my horrible mind-numbing job, you'd already know I'm only mad a joja, lol

[@beepboop9750]

I never want Sean to get a better mic or het better at audio mixing.

[@ichigokage]

What I find funny is you can tear down the warehouse for the theater.

[@Robin0928]

Join us, thrive.

[@AwesomeProductions02]

I really like how Seanie used some of the M&L BIS OST for background music

[@wyatteb1663]

I love your summoning salt parodies

[@Eeks.BombayCat]

yall do NOT want to know how long i spent looking for the song in the intro.

[@daffodilsunrise]

but... Chartreuse is a light green

[@bardy64]

Seanie Dew going all Summoning Salt on us with that intro

[@Squidglows]

Alternative title: Seanie becomes a corporate sell out

[@bellamy6086]

this was cinematic thank you sean

[@Pancakesbetterthenwaffles]

You’re something to think about gold bars sell for 250 GOLD or 375 GOLD is this an infinite duplication glitch

[@typemasters2871]

I wonder what is quicker Farming 140,000 gold or have a mix of Joja and community centre (I.E. is completing the foraging bundles or boiler room bundles quicker than farming the equivalent amount of money needed to get access to the quarry or fixing the minecarts)

[@iimkayorwuteva]

now i can do something instead of fishing in winter

[@shmackschmack6589]

is it bad that my first playthrough was joja

[@spammerlol231]

Seanie's elaborate plan to clickbait us all

[@a..3657]

17:30 *”whHOOPSiee!”*

[@nikotina899]

i love your final speech

[@reisaotome1849]

was my last achievement obviously just needed 2 hearts with caroline and skipped like 2 years for enough tea leaves

[@ahrianniasmiley7564]

Fun fact winter root can be place in a seed make for winter seed

[@mudoru1185]

Jojo mart ftw. My boy Morris got my back

[@0nebulae0]

thi run radicalized seanie

[@coolguy36393]

i choose joja solely for the auto petters

[@akgfilming]

​@@coolguy36393you're forgiven. If the right wants to get more votes they should just make auto petters in real life

[@defaultio3354]

11:12 this maths isnt correct..

[@Pinkmichboy]

Join us. Thrive.

[@emstav11]

somebody tell me what is the song he uses at the start 🙏

[@therealstarplatinum]

Getty i thought this was Jojo and not Jojo mart!

[@xoltacueponi]

the art teacher in me NEEDS to tell you that that color is not chartuse sobs

[@farrowhumes8210]

You said this and my mind pictured Pierre 👀

[@farrowhumes8210]

For thoses who don't know take a deep dive into character lore in stardew Jojo isn't nearly as bad as Pierre

[@G00dTaste]

I've only bought like 5 parsnips from joja mart cus piares was closed

[@johnny5plays]

Him saying 140k is a lot me chilling with like 20 million 😂

[@heythatsme6575]

I was too lazy to complete the bundles don’t kill me i started a week ago and had no idea he was evil PLEASE

[@findot777]

that end though

[@jaxy73]

Wow Seanie. I'm trying to knock out Joja for the last achievement and you did such an amazing job explaining this. I just reached 1 hr in play time and I'm already over 70k! I've never had clay farming explained so easily! Thank you so much! I even looked up you specifically because I knew you'd be the best guide.

[@space_ace456]

2:45 "which is also what my ex-wife did before she left me" ABJNAEORIGVNKLDF

[@pablogasman]

The quicker route

[@LorBell]

I clay farm with the tractor ;-)

[@coder1852]

Chartreuse is green!

[@oejsy]

my man does NOT know what chartreuse is

[@matisskikulis8239]

I spent 70 hours to complete cc whit stardew wiki.

[@SamiiSam128]

I like Joja route because unlike Lewis, they help the town. Yes the corporation is crappy, but i rather buy from there because Pierre is greedy and a crap father. Plus i dont like going thr CC on every file. I like it sometimes but its tiring after a bit.

[@cricketandgraham8644]

I love the Joja route, just easier for me. I actually married Morris on a modded file :P

[@chloevargas3749]

thank you for this ;)))

[@vampire_catgirl]

Did you say "chartreuse"? Mister Dew what are you talking about?

[@skythe_kat3409]

… chartreuse is green

[@cakeyeater7392]

Just 140k? I thought it was in the millions, lol

[@Pyranafish]

what is the first song called (the intro song)

[@woodsbabe2505]

Home- We're Finally Landing

[@jb_nffc]

whats the music in the intro called?

[@woodsbabe2505]

Home - We're Finally Landing

[@ProPilotF82]

How do you animation cancel?

[@lilywest9552]

I know this isn’t what you’re asking for but in late game when you can enchant tools, if you get the swift enchantment you’re always gonna animation cancel

[@ProPilotF82]

@@lilywest9552 good to know, not too far off.

[@roselisesullivanbarrett]

Chartreuse is green yellow. Not teal

[@alunakarsa]

HELLOOOO

[@thesnail2503]

Based seanie

[@blue_is_not_sad]

chartreuse???

[@LePhantom777]

got to know who takes hundreds of hours to get 140k in this game

[@briantroy7376]

Wow... That ending. Much sad. Do better

[@Crumpletin]

That is not chartreuse

[@LtheOriginal]

Controversial take: While Joja is an evil corporation, and it requires you to fork out some heavy cash, at least they DO something for Pelican town, unlike Lewis.

[@DespOIcito]

They do nothing for Pelican Town

[@LtheOriginal]

@@DespOIcito in the CC route yes, but Joja route they do everything the Junimos do. (For a price ofc) ....Do you know who doesn't do anything in EITHER route though? Mayor Lewis

[@SamiiSam128]

@@DespOIcito Joja helps the town at a price, Mayor Lewis doesnt do squat, he expects the farmer to do everything. The Junimos did it all. Screw Lewis and Pierre, Joja all the way

[@DespOIcito]

@@SamiiSam128 Joja is a megacorporation and a leech on Pelican Town.

[@karenlangley5912]

What is wrong with Capitalism?

[@thetaomega7816]

lmao blaming walmart for ... lower prices? xD

[@EvanBear]

I appreciate the anti-capitalist message. My greatest honor is to have only one achievement locked on steam... The joja route.

[@rachaiii]

silly sean, he put 90 minutes in the title and forgot to include the sales tax

[@meepthemoo]

Lmaooooooo

[@madih7656]

seanie lowkey trying to incite a class revolution. stardew valley forever

[@girlinadumpster]

people should incite class revolutions more often

[@SamLabbato]

i love how calm and cordial narrator seanie, then he cuts to stream seanie maniacally laughing

[@Salamander2153]

i love how it went from 'tehe capitalism speedrun' to 'eat the rich'

[@placeholderdoe]

Rich do seem tasty tbh

[@phemmywemmy]

four letter word that starts with a v and ends with an e

[@Geckoreo]

@@phemmywemmy i think cannnibalism would fit this better

[@jessicawiley8739]

@@phemmywemmy vape

[@jollykirby2138]

seanie's evil laugh sounds so ridiculous, its like a chipmunk trying to be an evil mastermind while its cheeks are stuffed full of food

[@ChristinaLF]

evil, greed, capitalism ... chartreuse-? CHARTREUSE? CHARTREUSE IS GREEN, SEANIE.

[@annapokropek5740]

I can't believe nobody answered this comment with something like "green like money"

[@YummyFluffyWater]

I’ll never forget the time I tried to do a challenge where I could ONLY do the community center, so I was deleting quests, and deleted the rat problem…. That was the day I learned you can dodge the community center entirely

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

I wonder what happens if you do that? You just stay on the farm forever and don't have to worry about anything, since the cc is your main goal early-mid game? I kinda wanna do that now tbh, you would bar yourself from progress entierly but have complete freedom

[@YummyFluffyWater]

@@woooooooooooooooooooooooo I guess? I deleted the save file after that loo

[@elliebean1225]

As someone who has only played Stardew valley for only like 2 hours, I appreciate how to do clay farming.

[@vf8569]

I love how the life lesson taught in this video was capitalism. A brilliant ending

[@verawall3772]

Thanks for posting just in time for me to watch on my lunch break. Awesome video as always 👏🏻

[@Pikafishy]

The intro added so much drama, I love it

[@thetwistinside]

i know the part at the end is (mostly) a joke but those words are so true i hate capitalism

[@doinyourmom7236]

Ignorant much?

[@kitzman]

Hi, thetwistinside. I really like this community, and so I wanted to say sorry you got such a flat, thoughtless reply to your comment. I hope you have a nice day.

[@doinyourmom7236]

@@kitzman If you wanna talk about me then @ me yourself, coward.

[@semidecent4395]

I like the idea of capitalism in the sense you get to make your own money and not have it tied to the government giving it out. But big corporations cause so many problems that I can see why so many people hate capitalism as a whole

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm8940]

@@semidecent4395 yes i agree, im a big leftist but i can get behind SOME parts of capitalism like you said, but it’s very very flawed and exploitive in practise.

[@joyuna]

Now do a Summoning Salt style world record history video for hat mouse 😁

[@SeanieDew]

what if I told you... I already did kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJTMc3WhrM-Ve7c

[@joyuna]

@@SeanieDew You genius

[@teamcyeborg]

*"WE WILL BE KING!"* _cutest giggle ever_

[@milktea.7691]

Okay i get that the hundreds of hours for 140k gold is like hyperbole but what is an average amount for like 1 year? I'm mid spring year 2 and have around 400k total earnings and something like 130k currently in my first proper save. Also this video is fantastic, intro slaps, narration is great, love it

[@astralanarchist]

holy moly

[@fraufrost9637]

uuh whats the name of the music that plays at 01:30 ? Its so nice

[@ashtonisvibing]

absolutely LOVE the summoning salt theme in this, oh my gosh- i immediately got sent when i heard the music, not realizing what was going to come. but then the title card, and just the talking style? amazing- this isn't to say this is better than the usual stuff, nothing could ever replace that. but what a culture shock in the absolute best way-

[@potato_that_tickles_his_pickle]

I always do the community centre. But I still buy everything I can from joja bc I hate Pierre more than I hate anything or anyone in this world

[@potato_that_tickles_his_pickle]

@fie which part? Why I hate pierre? The community centre? Joja?

[@potato_that_tickles_his_pickle]

@fie I think he's annoying, he doesn't treat Abigail well imo (she shouldn't sword fight bc she's a girl). He constantly tries to raise prices until people can't afford his stuff. Also the stuff I grow and put in the shipping bin goes to his store, and then he sells that and brags about how well HE grew them. (some things are just how the game works, I just love hating him. It's fun to have an enemy)

[@ashtonisvibing]

@@potato_that_tickles_his_pickle actually, the only things he sells back are the crops you sold directly to him, he doesn't sell back the crops sold from the shipping bin. doesn't excuse when he /does/ sell back the crops, fuck him for that, but just a friendly correction.

[@pheebs887]

Thank you, for using not just good(all animal crossing music is good) but for using the really vibey ones from the original game cube game.

[@vincentcoody8518]

0:14 I was thinking Pierre in the future

[@seal8092]

Seanie: "When you hear these words you probably think of One singular location..." Me: *"Pierre-"* Seanie: "... Joja Mart." :0

[@cecildesist]

2:46 I should NOT have chuckled at that, 😂

[@VioletFeline886]

Wait how do people think of Joja when given the word chartreuse?? Isn’t chartreuse like a lime color??