seargent_hastagazpacho_goes_on_candy_patrol_during_a_million_scout_riot.bonk

[@SneakiestChameleon]

For anyone that wanted this to have background music, I just added a 2nd version in the description.

[@taxavoider-g1y]

HAPPY 4,500+ SUBS FREE UNLIMITED WISHES FROM THE CHEESY GENIE!!!!!!

[@Abigzerolol]

SneakiestChameleon make it in SFM

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

I really couldn't understand what any of them were saying at times. Could you please provide the appropriate captions?

[@DrPawsworth]

"I said turn the *FUCKING* radio down ya piece of CRAP!" I died.

[@garrettarnold5663]

2:27 Scout with Viking helmet: That cop killed one of us... *RIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOT!*

[@TheSuperStarCartoonAnimeFan]

2:37

[@garrettarnold5663]

@@TheSuperStarCartoonAnimeFan **Cue Officer See-Man getting clobbered by the pissed off Scout mob**

[@RagingBanebou]

Newest lesson to learn, folks. When Officer Seeman tells you to turn the radio down, you had damn well better do so!

[@Brittonbubba137]

"SAAAAHRGAHNT YA FAAAHCKING DUMBAAAHSS!!! WE ARE IN AAAAAHMERICAAAAAAH!!!!"

[@kjfenterprises9618]

3:16

[@Witherbrine98]

1:59 I've hAAAd it with these mAAAtherfAAAckin' scouts on this mAAAtherfAAAckin' point! Oh my god, that was my favorite line in this entire smexual! XD

[@blackcamross3740]

Yeah I like it!

[@garrettarnold5663]

Now GET in the bloody back.

[@blackcamross3740]

@@garrettarnold5663 Uhh No..

[@garrettarnold5663]

@@blackcamross3740 Dat Scout's REESEEsting arREEst. I need backup. (Walky-talkie gets hit out of hand.) Hey-!

[@blackcamross3740]

@@garrettarnold5663 Say Goodbye to your walkie talkie chucklehead!

[@chargeman_ken]

Seeman has the best lines in the video. Also the way Engi says LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG is funny.

[@ChazmicSupanova]

'That Scot's reSeeSting arresst!'

[@fatmatweedell7747]

ChazmicSupanova “I’m gonna need backup- *tink* -ey!” “Say goodbye to your talky-talky!” “No, u say goodbye toyourface!” *pow, pow!* “AaaaaaaughguaaaaaaA” “What have you done!?” “Sorregh, mah fingergh slipt.”

[@dinothebetatt6733]

1:58 Demoman's best line ever XD

[@garrettarnold5663]

ENAAAAAUUUUUgh is *eNAAAAAUUUUUGH!*

[@TomQuoVadis]

#SCOUTLIVESMATTER

[@258thHiGuy]

+TomQuoVadis I've had it with these motherfucking scouts on this motherfucking point

[@Superfan109]

Yes, the lives of the scouts DO MATTER!!

[@MisterCake]

Ohhh NOOO. Not Sweden!! That is Where I Li- *connection to comment Lost*

[@davidrice4639]

That cop killed one of us!

[@CertainlyCaro]

RAAAAIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHTTT!!

[@MikeJr9284]

No Scouts were hurt in the making of the smexual

[@shikashi18]

Most epic Engie entrance ever! xp

[@scoutkirby144]

Anyone see Trolldier Cop? (Hint: He replaces Seargent Hastagazpacho for a split second)

[@vonmillardmanalastas7524]

I did.

[@258thHiGuy]

That's because he's a cop

[@welshbro10]

+258th Hi Guy I thought he was a security guard ?

[@theextremeanimator4721]

0:41

[@Angelina24yt]

I did!

[@GuardianStriker]

I do what I want, because I'm a CUP!

[@twilightjester5672]

this needs to be animated, like yesterday animated.

[@infiniti3900]

"I hope I dont scare engineer with my face to face to face to face to face to face to face, MANN Co. Crate"

[@mechalo5271]

*ahem* He's right behind you.

[@garrettarnold5663]

Huh? (FLYING ENGINEER INCOMING) OH NOOOOOOON! *SLAM!*

[@garrettarnold5663]

Ya *BLEEDING SHIT!*

[@scarletkid897]

Y U MAKE BABY SCOUT CRY, SERGEANT?!

[@patrik9328]

DJ-R's Creative Condo Scout is stoopid, tiny mann

[@mechalo5271]

"I do what I want 'cuz I'm a *cop!* "

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

@@mechalo5271 "sergeant!"

[@TheSuperStarCartoonAnimeFan]

1:27 1:59 2:19 2:29 2:37

[@commenter_HIMIK-MAN]

Finger slipped.

[@danielfotheringhamproducti7368]

Amazing! You should make a sequel to this! 👍

[@EarthwormShandy]

LOL LOOK AT THE SPY'S HEAD, IT LOOKS LIKE A BELL END!

[@dinosaurdreams3939]

7.8/10 too many Scouts

[@portabletoaster5174]

Fantastic.

[@ilikecurry2345]

Spy--Toogineer - Ten-Hut!

[@cqcumberfunnymix]

This is perfect

[@MCrex007]

I'll give it a good touch, but promise not to come on my suit.

[@starspeed6453]

0:43 Oh my god…

[@taxavoider-g1y]

at long last at long sergeant see this

[@archivo4533]

BROTHERS!!!!!! 2:29

[@blackcamross3740]

OoooOooO when they come for you

[@hotstep12345]

with my face to face face to face to face

[@Draycos324]

These are always a laugh.

[@qizeng2248]

*Needed a music here*

[@FullCaber]

poor demoman :[

[@wafflemutt6281]

Someone put this into animation

[@TheBondarenkoTF]

Wow. I never seen this before.

[@258thHiGuy]

In light of my recent TF2 experiences, you should make a smexual that's just nothing but everyone hating on the pyro as a class. Fucking pyros...

[@speedm222]

Me finger slipped.

[@garrettarnold5663]

What a disaster... (A HUGE angry mob of Scouts appear.) Oh no...

[@princessemmy]

@@garrettarnold5663 That cop killed one of us! *RIIIIOOOOOT!!*

[@boozab99]

. . .No music???? . . . . . eh i'm fine without it. (but then again)

[@dooki51]

What's that monster sound at 1:12 from?

[@NDGOJIGAMING]

The T- Rex's roar from Jurassic park.

[@clementlebrun9208]

Also, what thing didn’t the Sergeant tolerate on his battlefield?

[@syjedolip99]

Chocolate

[@clementlebrun9208]

Name the 9 countries.

[@UberLukario]

I have an idea for you. Do a Smexual involving a spy who has a magic 8 ball from Merasmus.

[@davidrice4639]

What'd the scout say at 1:44?

[@cozychloe234]

Scout said to Demo "Beg your pardon?" as he turned the radio up louder You're welcome ^v^ Also, hab sum bitties >0v0< ( . )( . )

[@marcuswalker3409]

Is Demoman Samuel L. Jackson?

[@KingSpartaX37]

+Marcus Walker Well now. He did say the famous line from Snakes on a Plane at 1:59

[@marcuswalker3409]

+KingSpartaX37 Thanks, my fellow Brony.

[@KingSpartaX37]

No problem dude.

[@marcuswalker3409]

+KingSpartaX37 Speaking of Samuel Jackson, do you remember that movie called Pulp Fiction?

[@TJ_SASQUATCH]

scout lives matter lol

[@MossyOakRcn42]

Can't wait to see someone animate this on either SFM or GMOD. Should be pretty damn epic!