Season 2 Mega Compilation | Cyanide and Happiness

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@Yormond857 9 ай бұрын

Railroad man unironically slaps more than most other songs

@guidingthelightbelike 8 ай бұрын

I wanna share a tale with you about the 'merican dream. When all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad tyres, a hero took command. Of connecting every town, he was called... the Railroad Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man... can you take me to San Fran? Can you take me down to Tennessee across the Rio Grande? Can you take me up Mt Everest and into Disneyland? Can you get me there on time, oh can you do it? Railroad Man! (Railroad Man! Railroad Man!) They called him that because he built the railroads and was male; And they called 'em railroads 'cause they were like roads except with rails. His eyes they say were made of coal, his toes were railroad spikes; His trains had seven stars on yelp and a billion Facebook likes He made all of the track you see, hooked up the USA, and he could have kept on going if not for that fateful day. These two weird fellas came to town and invented human flight. They called their ship an "aeroplane" and themselves... the Brothers Wright! (The Brothers Wright!) They said "Our planes can transfer man without the need for rail. Your industry is dying and your dreams' going to fail! So pull up your slacks and pack your tracks and get on out of town We don't need steam or steel beams to get ourselves around." "Two Wrights don't make a right, and dang if that ain't wrong! Hey that lyric ain't half-bad, I hope it ends up in a song If God intended man to fly, we'd be born in a flock; Those Wright Brothers and their flight machine can go and suck a cock! Those Wright Brothers can sniff my biff, they can give my ass a smell; They can lick my shaft, from fore to aft, and their plane can burn in hell." The Wright Brothers they challenged him; they said, "You think you're great? Can your steam trains do a loop-de-loop without losing their freight? And if you do it we'll leave town and we won't ever come back. But if you fail you can take your rail and shove it up your crack!" Naww, the hell with you Wright Brothers, the sky's for birds!" "And the ground's for turds, and you sir are the latter word." Railroad Man! Can you rise to their demand? Can your trains do a loop-de-loop, can they do it all on land? Wilbur's talking smack about your track, Orville's railing on your rails. Can you beat their ass with steam and brass, and even steel and nails? The Railroad Man. The Railroad Man he spent a month looping up his track. Then he gathered up the townsfolk and he told'em to stand back. The train had started chugging, and the loop-de-loop drew near. The train it was America, its freight our hopes and fears. Everyone watched in silence, you could hear a needle drop. The train it went straight up the loop and right on to the top... The Railroad Man was finished, he knew he'd had his run. The airplane beat him fair and square, and the railroad days were done But before he died he wrote a note for anyone that flies. He wrote it all in railroad, so he could read it from the sky. So take a look there down below, written in the land. You'll see the final dying words of... the Railroad [Am] Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man! (The Railroad Man!) The Railroad Man!

@Jelly_beens 8 ай бұрын

Your not wrong tho😅

@Fireman_Epic 8 ай бұрын

@@guidingthelightbeliketyre? is that tire in british?

@guidingthelightbelike 8 ай бұрын

@@Fireman_Epic donno I just searched the lyrics

@Fireman_Epic 8 ай бұрын

@@guidingthelightbelike tyre feels bri'ish and also like if tire had a seizure

@phoneaccount3434 8 ай бұрын

Dear Boys, Sorry I missed your big video. I would love to have watched it with you, but you see, I lost my phone last night when a bunch of clowns suddenly burst into my living room. They started juggling everything, causing quite the chaos. I'm glad you guys weren't there to see it! Anyway, I believe in you boys! I know you can watch the whole video and comment if you set your minds to it. Sincerely, Coach Murphy.

@CorruptedFamine 8 ай бұрын

Dear Boys, Sorry I missed the video. I was trying to watch this other crazy video about how the Boston Birds' coach missed his team's big game, it kind sucked, glad you guys didn't see it. Anyway, you guys got what it takes to make the video popular. Sincerely, Coach Murphy

@dumbanddumber7307 8 ай бұрын

Dear boys sorry i missed this comment i was too busy with piracy i believe in you boys you can comment better if you set your mind to it . Sincerely, Coach Murphy.

@morgaena3313 8 ай бұрын

Dear Boys, I’m sorry I missed all the replies. I was kidnapped by Jigsaw and forced to set my eyes on fire, and then the whole building exploded. I’m just glad you boys didn’t see it. Sincerely, Coach Murphy

@squiddyanimations6617 8 ай бұрын

dear boys, im sorry i couldn't reply to your comment, but i had to help my polish girlfriend to get her shark back from a pack of elvish ninjas. her sharks ok now but im pretty busted up -love coach murphey

@jonnyb.animationstutorials7119 8 ай бұрын

Dear Boys, I'm sorry I couldn't reply to your comment. My teeth fell out and I went to the dentist to get a pair of dentures, but then I realized it wasn't a dentist at all. It was a hardware store. My mouth is now full of cement, and it's weighing me down and that's why I can't make it. Sincerely, Coach Murphy.

@fox_rblx9391 9 ай бұрын

We will always remember the "Railroad Man"

@giovanni-ch 9 ай бұрын

Especially the fact his work was useless, 'cause Santos Drummont is who invented the airplane

@mdach619 9 ай бұрын

"The Railroad Maaaaaaannnn!" 🎵

@guidingthelightbelike 8 ай бұрын

@jaopitiquinho7801 7 ай бұрын

@@giovanni-chserious dude , this type of internet fight on a joke video

@giovanni-ch 7 ай бұрын

@@jaopitiquinho7801 This is not an internet fight. Has people that arre learnes in school that the Wright brothers made the airplane and that's wrong. That don't pisses you anyway?

@ezeakiodarmey9448 6 ай бұрын

20:33 "Hilters just don't kill themselves!" I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at that.

@ulpinight5665 7 ай бұрын

"I quit" 1:03:43 "I'm in" 1:03:45 - Detective Higgins

@xXoreosX 7 ай бұрын

Higgins was my classmates last name💀

@amazingaces4389 7 ай бұрын

He was a wild card in a drug bus

@ElaineSanchez-j5n 2 ай бұрын

1:03:57 I just realize it’s the same voice actor of the ghost in the episode with the kid at school With the history ghost and once they get to the store there it is, I could tell because of its same voice

@MrValentineFunny 9 ай бұрын

There is no god damn reason for Railroad Man to go that hard.

@joshyoung1440 7 ай бұрын

...there are plenty of reasons, that is not how people talk

@nixbuising1750 7 ай бұрын

"Don't use the name of God in vain, that's blasphemous" -Probably the Tolerator

@DemonAltAlt 6 ай бұрын

@@nixbuising1750 don't be blasphemous.

@UTTPCHICKENNUGGET 6 ай бұрын

@@DemonAltAltno u

@sashapleyev7360 5 ай бұрын

I concur😂

@youssefhassan8085 9 ай бұрын

bruh that railroad man song fire

@hitmankitty_gaming5594 8 ай бұрын

@dowan1rank 8 ай бұрын

“That’s what the railroad man said, his fuckin words”😂😂

@joshyoung1440 7 ай бұрын

Tell us you're a vapid zoomer without telling us

@ZC417_ 7 ай бұрын

Fr gonna redownload red dead 2 bc of this😂

@rogerpine6108 4 ай бұрын

True

@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 8 ай бұрын

I'm only just now realizing during the time travel segment that the narrator says "Hitler's don't just kill themselves!" and yet that it exactly how Hitler died 😂

@Neingrr 9 ай бұрын

3:06 13:39 45:45 1:27:01 Gotta love the way you guys animate asses

@RPGcat81 9 ай бұрын

Are you just editing your comment every time you see a new instance?

@targetida3999 9 ай бұрын

@@RPGcat81what's stopping them

@thelittledetailscr7231 9 ай бұрын

@@RPGcat81*asstance

@kiwimations2053 9 ай бұрын

@@thelittledetailscr7231instass was right there

@RPGcat81 9 ай бұрын

@@thelittledetailscr7231 damnit was about to correct you then realized the joke

@caldex1557 8 ай бұрын

gotta be a military grade police bike to handle his no leg day skipping legs.

@kailencollier1443 8 ай бұрын

Military grade isn’t good quality 🤣

@caldex1557 8 ай бұрын

@@kailencollier1443 never said good quality but resistant to withstand his power.

@joshuagraham1800 7 ай бұрын

@@caldex1557military grade isn't resistant either, stuff breaks, constantly!

@caldex1557 7 ай бұрын

@@joshuagraham1800 how are they even doing the tests for military grade? if it breaks easily

@joshuagraham1800 7 ай бұрын

@@caldex1557simple, they say it's military grade.

@lilkell453 8 ай бұрын

“Don’t use the name of our lord and savior in vain” killed me

@sanford4319 8 ай бұрын

i like how in the war episode, in the end its literally turning into looneytoons for no absolute reason

@majinjason 3 ай бұрын

Hey, don't tell my wife about the war thing. She'll be pissed if she knew that I spent 4 years in Iraq and Afghanistan just screwing around.

@1216shadow 2 ай бұрын

Looneytoons started out as WWII propaganda so it's only fitting that the joke ended that way

@erikat.6683 9 ай бұрын

How nostalgic. Watched all of this when it first came out years ago.

@ced-forgot-name 8 ай бұрын

Same

@Crillidan 8 ай бұрын

@Noone-hk1vf 7 ай бұрын

Crazy crossiver of the century at the end! (Also R.I.P the railroad man and his great tale and song)

@TheCreatorNFE 8 ай бұрын

3:19 How the li'l old lady left just tickled me for some reason. 🤣😆

@Celica-DGM 8 ай бұрын

Funny thing is that the railroad is starting to make a comeback.

@lonewolf1300 7 ай бұрын

Well, in the entire world, it was used as a main way for logistics and transport. In the US is a bit different since their main transport are planes ,while the railroads are mostly private.

@SeanWinters 7 ай бұрын

@@lonewolf1300Logistics is still a main purpose for trains, including private commerce of large products, such as coal and petroleum products. Trucks are used for short trips, a couple of hours from train to train.

@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733 5 ай бұрын

I feel like you're both fundamentally misunderstanding what Daniel said: railroads are making a comeback as a form of popular transportation.

@chrisdudedurian1305 9 ай бұрын

The plane in the first video must have been a Boeing

@AaricS-c1n 8 ай бұрын

It was like a 747 or a 707

@SubZeroXJ 8 ай бұрын

@@AaricS-c1nchances are the 707, Douglas DC-8, or Airbus A340 derived

@Jamlord2061 7 ай бұрын

what are those ones that automatically made the plane nosedive on a sensor malfunction with the only manual control over it not being taught to the pilots

@Lego_Goku_Black 7 ай бұрын

ACTULLY, it’s out of commission, it crashed.

@Nairobin 7 ай бұрын

@@Jamlord2061737 MAX

@Striker3-1 7 ай бұрын

That basball one is wild and the kung fu one😂😂

@CHICKEN_Lord617 9 ай бұрын

The plane went down because it was a Boeing Max 8. 😂

@criticalblaster458 9 ай бұрын

I unfortunately don't understand the joke. 😢 Mind explaining a bit?

@abundant_wisecrack223 9 ай бұрын

The company that made the planes suck shit and are really flinsy abd poorly made@@criticalblaster458

@fwwaakyou 8 ай бұрын

Dark humor

@CHICKEN_Lord617 8 ай бұрын

@@criticalblaster458 There have been a few Boeing Max 8/9s that have gone down or have had safety issues. They are under investigation at the moment by the US government. Seems like they have cut costs quite significantly. One whistle blower claimed that only 3/4 of the oxygen masks were actually functional.

@soiledflapjacks1938 8 ай бұрын

⁠@@criticalblaster458a Boeing Max 8 went down

@zpking1232 9 ай бұрын

Good I'm getting sleepy this will make me awake for another few weeks

@floppathegod9253 7 ай бұрын

48:40 from an italian fan, it was a surprise see that they actual speak italian and even a good one, maybe the barist but then all perfect.

@AvatarRaziel92 9 ай бұрын

His son must be the rollercoaster son cuz he could do the loop de loop,still catchy

@MSLmtlpartisan 9 ай бұрын

That railroadman song should be on top of bilboard this is amazing job

@butterflystampede1945 8 ай бұрын

The narrator dialogue really saved up on animation costs.😂

@TragerrRagerr 7 ай бұрын

Ngl "Railroad Man" is kinda catchy!

@Fang.1 9 ай бұрын

Heck yeah! Was waiting for this one

@erikat.6683 9 ай бұрын

Same!

@JonnyUT1984 7 ай бұрын

OUTSTANDING!!!! That noise it makes when it fires/cycles is unlike anything out there!!!

@naamloos1031 8 ай бұрын

Did those single fire weapons just shoot automatic at 36:55???

@Jamlord2061 7 ай бұрын

is that worse than speedy not Gonzales

@ThatStrangeUnknown 8 ай бұрын

Dear boys sorry i missed the big game, but i had to get the milk!

@tuffmike7487 3 ай бұрын

Dear boys, I’m I missed your big game but I fell asleep watching TV last night and didn’t feel like showing up. I could come now but I don’t feel like it. I’m just glad I’m not there to see it. I know you can win if you really want to! Good luck! Love Coach Murphy ❤

@Dontmessboy 8 ай бұрын

NOOO BUTTSHARK GOT IMPALED

@maxorsum 7 ай бұрын

the first one: GOD I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE SONG JUST UNTIL NOW!!! btw funny vids

@coledowning2765 8 ай бұрын

The very first thing being an absolute banger started this off right

@lukakakachia-o1k 7 ай бұрын

nah im not skipping leg days🤣🤣🤣that police officer is almost in every episode where car accidents happen😂😂😂

@redacteddata 8 ай бұрын

I'd unironically watch cop dads and the spinoff show, cop son.

@Uncle-Jay 7 ай бұрын

I must be as old as that man on the plane. When given a choice I will take a train every time. I hate flying and it isn't because it's in the air, it's because it's expensive, crampt and their overlays and stuff is bullshit. I traveled from coast to coast a few times via AmTrak and I loved it.

@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733 5 ай бұрын

spread word about it to those around you and keep supporting railroads whenever you need a quick way across the country!!

@slipperywhael1367 6 ай бұрын

At 30:10 the poker chips making up a swastika is such a hilarious little detail

@josevallejo8251 8 ай бұрын

Railroad man was one of the best songs

@mrsomebody1 5 ай бұрын

The pain, exasperation and despair in that guy's scream at 1:41:41 was way too real.

@stevenfisher7828 6 ай бұрын

I could have sworn the railroad man was gonna invent the roller-coaster, but i guess that would have been too predictable for c&h

@cobaltprime9467 7 ай бұрын

I love the real “Dear Boys” letter

@Charlotte-ts1ny Ай бұрын

10:30 “Dear boys, Sorry I missed the big game. My dog turned blue and I had to paint him green again.”

@hellokitty5930 8 ай бұрын

years later. i still chuckle at this and other 2000s youtube.

@CandyFlossEnjoyer 2 ай бұрын

Of course we couldn’t have a wholesome relationship lmfaooo I knew those guys would kill each other 😂

@MaximilienPerry 5 ай бұрын

As a Canadian I'm just happy to see us as the villains for once lol

@gamercoolkids 5 ай бұрын

I did not see that coming

@robdisco9287 8 ай бұрын

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@gales229 8 ай бұрын

👍

@danielshemwell2662 6 ай бұрын

I couldn't breathe while watching the tolerator😂😂😂

@auriebriones1477 2 ай бұрын

36:19 Charlie brown ahh stare😭

@e102g2 8 ай бұрын

Song was so great, well made Good Sir!

@SamwiseOutdoors 8 ай бұрын

The music from the Fu Manchu fight scene made me nostalgic for Deus Ex. Well done.

@Pencil_Clock 3 ай бұрын

31:41 this is the quietest war to be witnessed ever

@Pandnn216 9 ай бұрын

Ballads are always fire

@elaynaaubreygonzo3744 8 ай бұрын

Why did this make me laugh so much 🤣 I didn't know about this rivalry

@Napoleon1792 5 ай бұрын

I'm glad cyanide and happiness is still in it's prime

@vanhattfield8292 7 ай бұрын

Railroad Man has some similarities to Bender's version on Futurama... Good stuff!

@GabCom888 4 ай бұрын

Bro, Hunk Fu took way more turns than i expected.

@musicandstuff3937 9 ай бұрын

The song is so good

@flashglb_369lb9 8 ай бұрын

Gotta love a mega comp

@poornatejascp6134 9 ай бұрын

Hunk fu one traumatized me fr

@Vladit0r 8 ай бұрын

18:46 , wow, dude really wanted to be on top, he said he was into tying up not being tied up. Damn

@Communismisnoice 7 ай бұрын

They absolutely COOKED on The rail rode man

@Highqy 9 ай бұрын

The railroad man

@gardenlifelove9815 8 ай бұрын

"You have been, tolerated!"

@fredrikesperud64 8 ай бұрын

Railroad man is on fire😎

@stoagymahalo5268 7 ай бұрын

Amazing transitions for scenes

@xxjoxesxxlol5822 9 ай бұрын

Just made my day 🥲

@wernerporner2674 8 ай бұрын

the song in the beggining is awsome

@alienhiro1028 8 ай бұрын

Finally it continues with new episode after 8 or 11 years only 12 episodes on season 1

@Lynn_R7 6 ай бұрын

1:34:40 " some of these kids don't even get thinner hahahaha "

@fredflintstoner596 8 ай бұрын

Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam ." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window ? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"

@TomassonJakob 7 ай бұрын

Jesus Christ Marcy 😂❤

@guitary11show50 7 ай бұрын

Bro shit make future brighter 😂😂😂

@AidansSten 7 ай бұрын

bro the tolerator is wild😂

@jashawnwhite9590 5 ай бұрын

1:19:49 My favorite superhero

@Americ4n 3 ай бұрын

3:05 was the best 😂😂

@johnnyfire8199 8 ай бұрын

nice sequences between skits

@maaaaaven 7 ай бұрын

I love that hunk fu story

@ced-forgot-name 8 ай бұрын

Such a great song, beem a while since i first saw it

@TheWildBenjiOfficial 9 ай бұрын

Who knew being a janitor was that epic right lmfao

@cyrusjamessantos6039 7 ай бұрын

6:27 dang his feet so exercised

@Certainly_Something-CS 6 ай бұрын

hear me out

@sashapleyev7360 5 ай бұрын

I was not ready for the plot twist in the ninja sketch😂

@Unknown_33383 7 ай бұрын

Did yalls see how she violated the guy while they were leaving that bar💀😭

@maekultsumaika1987 4 ай бұрын

"Life's a big game of Checkers, king me" goes hard wtf

@abobento 7 ай бұрын

a leather to Brothers wright, If a catapult is a plane then a slingshot is a drone ,Long live Santos Dumont

@chrismichellijr9217 3 ай бұрын

23:04 Missed opportunity. She should have yelled “shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit” on the way down. 😅😂🥲

@TS-1267 6 ай бұрын

... "" THE RAILROAD MAN SONG "" 🚂4:55.. Splendiferous Indeed 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🥂🌄🌄🌄

@Linkan83 9 ай бұрын

20:31 Not true...

@phongphan3389 3 ай бұрын

Already 10 times better than the trailer

@luckychong27 9 ай бұрын

How dare you upload on sunday damn

@Ttay2022 9 ай бұрын

It's Saturday 😂

@luckychong27 9 ай бұрын

@@Ttay2022 Shut up mine are different country I only got early

@I-suck-at-lifeOG 9 ай бұрын

@@luckychong27nun uh

@chichaos 9 ай бұрын

It's saturday🤣🤣 i dare you to tell me to shut up too

@Ttay2022 9 ай бұрын

@@luckychong27 are we in kindergarten who says shut up anymore 🤣🤦‍♀️

@EliteOrder688 6 ай бұрын

23:00 bro💀💀 his poo determined history

@Excrivity 2 ай бұрын

Coach Murphy has main character plot armor

@lunarisjay 8 ай бұрын

❤ the rail road man song is very excellent 🎉 😂 its the best meme song ever🎉❤❤❤❤

@PhatPhat-b5t 3 ай бұрын

Coach Murphy is horrible 😂😂😂

@andypanda4756 7 ай бұрын

❤ 20:30 "Hitlers just don't kill themselves."....

@Fire-superme 7 ай бұрын

When I first watched this years back I remember a small clip that I guess was taken out at 23:50 where hitler was happy and was walking past somone (A "Banker") and a turd hit hitler in the head from behind and that was why hitler hated "Bankers" idk why they took it out, I thought it was genius comedy but damn, I wish youtube was like what it was back then