Season 5 & Patreon - Hey Ash Whatcha Playin'?

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New Episodes every other week starting 7/8/15
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[@ThatnerdStella]

that ending bit fuck man thats what i came for hawp.

[@Liesmith424]

GameInsomnia *on

[@ThatnerdStella]

Liesmith ??? umm no. its exactly what it needs to be, where are you inserting that word, that you think it needs to be, read it again, its fine... if your gonna be a grammar nazi. "which is easily one oft he most pointless endeavors on the internet unless your a journalist or work some type of career that involves writing" and even then its still rather pointless. but i digress.... you need to kinda understand grammar first before you can be a grammar nazi, read it again. its fine, doesn't need the on at any point in there. I mean really now.

[@MrKaragosh]

GameInsomnia Dude, it's- It's a joke to tie in with the last part of the episode. I can visibly see it go over your head.

[@JBitties]

Debonair Kara It made my morning to see the joke fly so far over someone's head. It's a rare sight.

[@Denku]

GameInsomnia The joke your head

[@sheeplepeople5572]

Love Ashleys haircut, cuteness

[@happy-rr7cv]

Yup

[@johnafirth]

Sheeple People I'm not sure about it. Makes me think of Lyle Lovett.

[@happy-rr7cv]

shes still cute

[@hairymon11]

You better make that Anthony pic a Patreon reward!

[@MrIronWar]

hairymon11 Yess I need it! For uhhh....research.!..yea lets go with that answer!.

[@DewMan001]

@@MrIronWar It's research for an incredibly prestigious institution. Honest.

[@RamRamStyles]

"Hey Ash Whatcha Playin'? is not a patron yet" ya blew it

[@NathanielJordan85]

RamRamStyles If you're logged in it shows up just fine. It just won't show to people who aren't logged in, which I'll agree is a flub, but if you want to see the details there's your fix in the meantime.

[@divinesleeper]

RamRamStyles I can only ever hear that last line in Cosmic Owl's voice.

[@ChrisnonymousGaming]

"You're Asian!" I knew they were halfies! -Halfie

[@sakurauzumaki6462]

what do you mean halfie???

[@ChrisnonymousGaming]

Halfies are half asians

[@artisticAsian353]

What's the other half

[@Adeith]

So half asian, half legend

[@SylviaLastname]

"Sorry you guys, I'm not gonna be supporting the new season of HAWP because I'm a fucking idiot and some people believe in things I don't and the fact all of you don't bend to my will and opinion annoys me. God, if there's one thing I hate, it's free will. Also choices and opinions that aren't correct from my and only my perspective..." - Every fucking idiot in this comment section, 2015

[@sg137iu]

BulletTheBadass Shit, now I can't comment.

[@Manuelomar2001]

***** lol at your overly-formal, neckbeard-tastic response. Do you speak like you're in a formal debate class in real life too?

[@99loolill]

***** You just insulted someone for using proper English. I think LoadedSum completely missed the point, but like... did u have to insult how composed his prose seems? Like, was the best counter to somebody who thinks they're presenting a rational argument really "It's written too properly." ??? I'm sorry dude... but that's like making fun of Neil Degrasse Tyson for being a nerd.

[@SkyCapatanio]

Uly's display of NC Pride makes him my favourite person ever.

[@raytimpson3361]

When you realize the last season was almost 4 years ago and you doubt there will be a Season 6 😭😭😭

[@asianhavoc1872]

Yeah man

[@milhousevanhoutan9235]

They both secured the bag in the gaming industry and don't have time for the little people anymore :(

[@aaronpelchat7699]

F*CK YES. I absolutely LOVE Patreon. I am seeing so many amazing peeps heading on over there, especially after Amanda Palmer 's amazing success with the platform. I love that I can support you guys and help you guys to create hilarious content without having to support third parties that I'm not crazy interested in. Can't wait for season 5!

[@aaronpelchat7699]

Not plugging, I love both creators. Plus, they aren't even in the same wheelhouse, one creates music and the other creates comedy videos.

[@Valcutio]

You guys just made my night! Can't wait for the first ep.

[@asson432]

Gods, but you're getting better, sharper, wittier as the time goes! Absolutely fantastic job (the writing, acting, all). Bravo!

[@Takemetopigfarts]

Ash has the absolute best comedic timing and I love it

[@THE1vbLLover69_]

Yet another debatably perfect video from HAWP. This is how to advertise something.

[@TheOneEV2]

The end has killed me. The whip off of the belt was the best way to end this video. Cant wait for more HAWP! ^-^

[@Jurez1313]

Omfg how have I gone without the HAWP for so long XD

[@thelolmorgue]

I'm glad you guys are back at it. Missed you

[@Gazulolima]

you have my money, dude!! MORE HAWP!!!

[@jacobrush4022]

THIS MADE MY DAY! I MISS YOU SO MUCH

[@Kjata316]

Just signed up and the confirm message called me dumb. I love hawp so very hard.

[@MyfriendscallmeRosy]

Its about time you guys are back I missed you guys!!!!

[@TheBronyHangoutpodcast]

So excited for season 5 and I know you guys won't read this but I've been a big fan for awhile and I wanted to say thank you Ashly for letting me get a picture with you

[@boycottfirstresponders]

You guys deserve a TV show.

[@XDHX100]

Well, I mean... It was a pic David Tennant. Can you blame him

[@metalhead7301]

This is literally perfect.

[@Tomwithnonumbers]

Is the Pateron not up yet or has it just crashed?

[@NathanielJordan85]

Thomas L I had the same problem. If you login/sign up it shows up just fine, but apparently you can't check out the page if you're not logged in. HAWPOfficial, you guys may want to check that out...

[@EnderDragon]

So excited for season 5!

[@ZarkosisSmash]

I wish I could like these videos more than 2 times...

[@OhmySKoD]

TO PATREON! You folks are fucking wonderful. Thanks for the laughs.

[@FoldAPieceOfWater]

Best video since a while, and it's even cash-grabbing! Please ask us to donate our children in the next episode and as a fellow up our soul shall also belong to thee!

[@fireant202]

YES! Hey Ash Watcha Pateronin' FTW!!!!

[@Baklavah1]

LOL!!!!! You guys are fantastic... also, lovin the hair Ash!

[@ancientaliensarecoming7201]

Read some lines from Life is Strange pls D:

[@AveryPage98]

Hopefully it will be better than Season 4. Every episode was an ad.

[@flip240]

Omg this one had me rolling!!

[@ukmoore]

Season 5 finally!

[@bortsimpson2267]

YESSSS!!!! You have my support!! I want more ash, more anthony, more papa burch and more other ash!!!! MORE!!! MOOOREEEE!!!!!

[@coldplayer001]

Hold on to your pants because Ash is gonna try to steal them. HAWP IS ABOUT TO COME BACK!

[@arbhall7572]

lol I love it. MORE HAWP!!!!!!!

[@hazza3]

God damn I missed these guys.

[@fueledbyram]

Guys, before you get all mad and shit just please keep in mind that the Patreon thing is just a suggestion. If you want to support them, awesome. If you don't, then that's okay too. No one's forcing you. Just chill and try to enjoy the videos. Have a little fun, for Christ's sake.

[@fueledbyram]

Lmao that was random but yes, yes I am. Hahaha.

[@anphor1a]

+Ram Bersamina well that shits hilarious so keep it up.

[@fueledbyram]

Haha thanks buddy, and I'll try my best. :)

[@1stAC]

I grew up with gametrailers and loved watching your videos every week back in 09. I'd do anything to keep you guys going...anything ;) P.S: do you reckon pateron users can get the download for the whole archive?

[@1234667gato]

Porfin suben vídeos, buenos como siempre saludos desde México :3

[@inunekomenta]

God. I love the whole Burch family. lol. Until my next check you guys' will have to deal with my verbal pledge :p

[@FryDeFox]

so exited now.

[@shadowfoxgaming6657]

lol that ending gold

[@Japorilogos]

Y'all're wonderful

[@cheapyx5582]

About fucking time!!!! Love you guys !!!!

[@rayanitis]

They're back!

[@Xenite]

OMG, can't wait!!!!!!!

[@singh60]

keeping an eye out for dis

[@TurlasThe6]

I am most satisfied with the designation, "rube", in so far as it permits the creation of further HAWP productions, yes? Cheerio.

[@Seventizz]

Can't wait!!! Dammit, I came on my own IPhone.

[@Gendgi]

LOL you guys are awesome! ahaha

[@Macdaddy5539]

Ash should be the new CEO of Brazzers

[@redsunnova2569]

OMG cant waaaaaaait!!

[@MoonspiderHugs]

ah yes, its feels like forever :)

[@danielgiovanniello4984]

I actually got the David Tennant Joke! YAY!

[@TheTobboT]

You know Im subbed to this channel and I just have no idea what it is or what goes on where are these videos and podcasts???

[@olehinn3168]

Oh my holy nanites' that dude at the end is wearing a new conglomerate t-shirt. That actually made my day. ;D For freeeedums, fuck yeah

[@AndyGilleand]

Now it's time for an onlyfans

[@folkwhore8322]

WAITING for sesson 6 hawp comeback because of onlyfans

[@HannahBanana223344]

It blows my mind that Ash is Chloe from Life Is Strange. She's so cool and such a good voice actor!

[@vashfan19]

Welcome back to the internet homies

[@jillybee1840]

I can't wait.

[@ohsnapitscaat]

SEASON5 HYPEEEEE.

[@scarritt]

***** Hy-peeeeeee?

[@SmilingJack100]

Question, in what universe is their podcast "bi-weekly"?

[@skyformTV]

Can't wait... Also.. i feel you on the asian thing.. being half korean.

[@SunkenLane]

Hell freaking yes!

[@TheZshoes]

I'm so fucking excited right now

[@dgraninv7159]

YAY! MORE ASH

[@SkyNet4272]

Belt Removal Like a Boss.

[@leitmotif618]

How many copies of those children's books did Uli buy...

[@notspiderman6198]

THAT HAIR THO

[@shadowfoam3491]

I'm sure they're both busy people, but god damn, how I miss these shows.

[@KLOUDEDITS]

OMFG! YAYYY!!! HYPEEEEEE *-*

[@ThePaladin956]

Yes! FINALLY

[@captain0bitey]

I was going to just blow this off but, the after credits bit actually made me laugh. Damn it, here's my money.

[@mohdaamerkhan8828]

The thumbnail 😍

[@catrily2]

I love your voice💞

[@narutoandpokemonepic]

Ok David Tennant *hesmine* Also IM SOOO READY BRING IT ON SEASON 5

[@Diegraver]

More HAWP!

[@xXcamilaXx]

wow I missed y'all

[@TheSquabbish]

Happy to see that you guys are back on track! But in all honesty, your backer rewards felt a bit lackluster. Just throwing in a print of the photo of Anthony on the toilet would be a vast improvement.

[@inanimatesum4945]

Man, you learn something new everyday. Didn't know Anthony came on David Tennant, I mean, They're Asian?!

[@HosakaKeitarou]

Dear HAWP folks, are podcasts already happening, and I'm just out of the loop, or will they be coming shortly?

[@Billybiscuits13]

Keitarou Hosaka They had tons of podcasts with Uli, Justin, Grant, Tamara, and Linde before they moved their podcast to another site, but they haven't posted anything except their interview podcasts "Keeping It Real" in over a year. So happy when they bring HAWPcast back.

[@ComicCrossing]

ya GOT me! All it takes is a funny video for me to support I guess. I would vastly prefer a monthly system instead of a per video system, but thats cool too I guess.

[@PooNanners]

Is that my boy Anthony in a FREEDOM shirt. Hell ya. NC represent.

[@dreambrother16]

errrrmagherrrrrd more hawp

[@spnkrr]

Hey, Ash, what's up? lol

[@MrWolfington23]

That ending XD

[@molss4673]

This girl voices Chloe in Life is Strange btw

[@vickknewzeus7443]

Awesome 😃

[@joeyclemenza7339]

season 5 of HAWP!?!?! TAKE MY GODDAMM MONEY!!!!

[@GeofDumas]

Oh hell yes

[@SpiderDisco]

Is there a way to subscribe to the podcast via rss?

[@SacredDaturana]

Wait wait. Did I hear "bi-weekly podcast"? I'm excited.

[@jay0pee]

suh-weet! new archie comics and new hawp starting on the same day?! idied didn.t i? idied in that basement. but this paper mâché is still a nice colour.

[@bobpigfoo]

Its about damn time you start making some new videos!

[@dxjj696]

0:54 Life Is Strange reference?? No? Ok ;P

[@nugget-py3ex]

i guess 2

[@daniellevieira8159]

i dont get it :(

[@strawberrymintz]

@@daniellevieira8159 MAXimize ;)

[@Crunkles1119]

how do i download the podcast?

[@MaximumHeresy]

Wait you guys have a podcast?