Season's Beatings (4K Music Video)

Christmas Music, Hardcore Hip Hop, Underground Hip Hop, East Coast Hip Hop, Horrorcore
Lyrics mine
[Verse 1]
Season's Greetings, I have a real conundrum here, how do you gift wrap beatings?
Let's commence the Holiday proceedings, my rhymes are colder than ice that's sheeting
or snow that's sleeting, but that's a little misleading
because they can roast your chestnuts like radiant heating
This verbal bomb cyclone can tare apart your mobile home
and unravel the chromosomes of your genome, and turn them to foam
the impact can take a Christmas tree needle
and throw it into your chest with the force of a Volkswagen Beetle
driven by Don Cheadle, so don't be dumb like tweedle
have no fear, I'm here to spread cheer
because it's that time of year
but let me be clear
I spit shit that causes wind shear so severe
that it will cause eight reindeer to veer
off course like a pilot taking shots of Everclear and chasing it down with a beer
this balladeer isn't even in first gear, so call a flight engineer when you battle this word seer
[Chorus]
Creeky is here to give you a little Christmas Jingle
shoving it right down your chimney just like Kris Kringle
I'm hoping it makes you feel a little tingle, up your leg
unlike what Al Bundy feels for Peg
so break out the nog made of egg
and sprinkle in a little nutmeg
around here we down this shit by the keg
just don't do anything dumb or it will be forever immortalized and encoded on M-Peg
(Verse 2)
If Jack Frost tries nippin', I'ma start flippin' and like Judge Doom with a toon I'ma start dippin'
run run Rudolph, because I have a sawed-off, Christmas will get called off, reindeer bodies hauled off
It will be a silent night after I have a violent night, you will have a holy night, chainsaw teeth will bite then I'm watching for Santa through the skylight
I will put ye to rest, merry gentlemen, with an axe or a pen, I'm wiser than those three men , posing your bodies like Barbie and Ken
My shotgun has silver shells, my rhymes have no parallels
you'll hear hell's bells when your blood wells like water in the Dardanelles
I'll take you on a slay ride , I take great pride in creating my own version of a red tide
so go to the north pole and hide, hire Yukon Cornelius as your guide, and wait for my rages to subside
I'm introducing Frosty the Snowman to my snowblower fam, and blowing him away like a fan, and that's a wrap like Suran
When I see Blitzen, I'm gonna start skitsin' like Snake Plisken and find out how far my Rambo knife fits in
All I want for Christmas is for your teeth to decorate my wreath, what brings you grief brings me relief
I won silver and gold, with your skull I bowled, peeled off the skin and made head cheese in a jello mold
I'm a mean one like Mr. Grinch, hoisting you up with a winch and giving your cheek a little pinch
watching you flinch as I take a bat and beat every inch, newspaper underneath like the cage of a finch, so cleanup will be a cinch
I'm the great pumpkin giving Mrs. Claus a blumpkin like some uncivilized country bumpkin
one in the stink and two in the pink while singing here comes thumbkin
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a stand in a tree
so I can snipe you where you see like this was 1973 and I was the V. Cee.
[Chorus]
Creeky is here to give you a little Christmas Jingle
shoving it right down your chimney just like Kris Kringle
I'm hoping it makes you feel a little tingle, up your leg
unlike what Al Bundy feels for Peg
so break out the nog made of egg
and sprinkle in a little nutmeg
around here we down this shit by the keg
just don't do anything dumb or it will be forever immortalized and encoded on M-Peg
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