I was lying on the hospital bed, prepping for a colonoscopy with a nurse on her fourth time poking and still couldn't find my vein to put the IV in; JUST THEN I remembered today is Tuesday and your show is on; man that put a smile on my face... until they knocked me out :))
@couldnotbereachedforfurthe264710 ай бұрын
Closest we've had to a Sicilian lawyer, My Cousin Vinny.
@laurenanderson782310 ай бұрын
that's actually a really good movie and shows what being a new lawyer in a new jurisdiction is like lol especially in The South
@jillcalderon294810 ай бұрын
When Sebastian opens his mouth real wide and laughs he looks like the guy from Sha Nah Nah!! Love you guys!!!
@dtruth576910 ай бұрын
Bowser😂😂😂
@csl35010 ай бұрын
Yessss
@marymurphy122610 ай бұрын
Yes! So true!!!
@megdevries561610 ай бұрын
yay-Tuesdays are the best because of these guys!
@davidperez508910 ай бұрын
Add Tuesdays with stories to ur list. Another dynamic duo!
@yourbestfriendliz583210 ай бұрын
I'm just a few minutes in but want to shout out Pete's wife who sounds like a bad-ass marathon runner. To be invited to run in Sidney?? Wow...The respect Pete has always shown towards her during these years of podcasting hint at the fact she's pretty awesome as a mom and partner too.
@rbrangel10 ай бұрын
Ll
@catherinetozzi805610 ай бұрын
GREAT SHOW! Loads of laughter! You two really are a good team! ❤️🙏🏽
@pete968810 ай бұрын
Good show. Sebastian in a better mood. 👍🏼
@cu4wur602310 ай бұрын
Great cast as always. Both on form. Loved Pete’s flight story “I would’ve preferred it that he was dead!” 😂🤣👍🏻👏🏻🌟❤️🇬🇧
@Jessie-ny9kd10 ай бұрын
This was a great cast👍🏻 Pete is just so funny ! I laughed whole time even Sebastian was relaxed and in a great mood😂 Pete is everything I just adore him!!
@Dbrockjohnson10 ай бұрын
This is by far the best CAAAAST on the net!
@debbieskrletts72510 ай бұрын
Would be my greatest dream come true to be next to pete on a flight.
@heatherdennis36010 ай бұрын
“Bro I would have preferred he was dead”😂😂😂😂😂😂
@philmakris850710 ай бұрын
The line that won the cast today- "I'm sorry you're not waking up to your age" 😂😂😂😅
@aaschmit10 ай бұрын
The Tonight Show with Pete. Oofda, I might watch tv again!
@upstatechillin10 ай бұрын
I love The Cast! Never change a thing! So funny!
@loving_lioness351810 ай бұрын
Hey guys. I've been watching for years but have also been binge watching your old episodes lately. Still timeless and hilarious!
@kgo338210 ай бұрын
A high level pickle ball professional athlete on scholarship 😂 hilarious!!! I'm a big fan! Love it!
@UnforgettableBrand10 ай бұрын
Best podcast in the comedy space. It provides the most value (funny, honest, smart) from guys with incredible life experience, and little to no cringe which is hard to do.
@kathycabrera691610 ай бұрын
Jacky is definitely an athlete if she runs marathons the way she does 🎉
@GeneBurnett10 ай бұрын
Absolutely. For me, anyone who is in shape, trains, and competes regularly, is an athlete. Athletic yes, that too, but when it's an integral part of their life and identity, I think it goes beyond just being athletic. I'm 66, in excellent health for my age, and I have a few attributes that are very rare for dudes my age, some of them martial. So I'm in shape and I train daily, but I don't compete at all, much less regularly, so I do not consider myself an athlete,. I consider myself fit or athletic, but not an athlete. I call my friends who compete hard in local sports leagues athletes, but if one of them went pro, I would definitely modify that to refer to them as a professional athlete. I think Sebastian's bar is too high.
@Charles-ke2po10 ай бұрын
Pete ans sebastian, comedy gold duo
@Charles-ke2po10 ай бұрын
Best hour of every Tuesday
@JamesMackey-q5s10 ай бұрын
Enjoy listening o both of you guys, keep up the good work.
@brookeanderson263110 ай бұрын
Love the dark humor today. Awesome show thanks guys.
@jennw14220 күн бұрын
im working and listening to your podcasts to keep me entertained and i swear you guys are just awesome....you totally make my day and make me laugh each and every episode!
@shaneb492310 ай бұрын
Great Tuesday CAST!!
@diannawilliams692310 ай бұрын
I heard Sebastian drew a blank at a show. Someone tell him to Stop all cholesterol medicine. Research is showing leads to memory loss and dementia.
@pete968810 ай бұрын
He drew a blank at one of his shows? Uh oh. The writing’s on the wall.
@paulpaul468110 ай бұрын
Yeah he does it all the time.. even on one of the late night shows, they had to edit it
@doinapascaru27910 ай бұрын
Leonardo D Lmao 🤣 😂 😆 he tough he was invisible 😂 snorting snow 😂😂😂😂😂
@lynnglynn72110 ай бұрын
By far, THE FUNNIEST CAST! I was hysterical in my kitchen, while my family were all in bed. Can't even pinpoint tye funniest part. 😅
@Hermoor2310 ай бұрын
LOL I hit him with a Hola hahahaha
@constantinosmavroyannis940910 ай бұрын
what a perfect podcast. makes my day every single time
@bigwill-pn5xc10 ай бұрын
You guys are the best!
@whegotsa887410 ай бұрын
Petey had me 😭 😂
@tinawiktor407310 ай бұрын
Mama Mia - I cracked up the ENTIRE show. Hilarious!!!!!❤😂
@dtruth576910 ай бұрын
PETE NEEDS TO PLAY PART OF A DEGENERATE GAMBLER ON THE BOOKIE
@iBRINGpeace2day10 ай бұрын
I’d pay for them to take this show on the road! The lawyer convo was spit out my coffee hysterical!
@sheephurder10 ай бұрын
They are they have a tour coming
@CynthiaMelito-lp1gn10 ай бұрын
Thanks guys! So much fun
@Realworldnews24710 ай бұрын
Petey is baked as always 😂 p&s should open their own dispensary in LA like woody harrelson 😂
@sgdsingh912310 ай бұрын
“He wishes you were DEAD.”🤣😂 (What about the stench of his emptied bowels, Pete? I was waiting for someone to remember that about corpses🤣)
@christineduck671810 ай бұрын
LOVE THE WHISPERER AT THE GROCERY....I DO THAT TOO....
@lisarivers143810 ай бұрын
Great hang guys HILARIOUS 😂
@GeneBurnett10 ай бұрын
"Bro...I would have preferred he was dead..." is right up there with "Bro...let the stroke pass..." in my personal Pete's Best Lines Hall of Fame.
@Susan-cooks10 ай бұрын
Patrick should be researching the definition of "athlete" while they're trying to figure it out but it's way more amusing for him to have them blundering through it 🤣
@godbodyheru10 ай бұрын
KZbin is not kicking out any notifications, whatsoever
@jacaulfieldjr10 ай бұрын
It's amazing that the Gaelic footballers in Ireland, which are most definitely pro, don't get paid. Crazy! But funny topic. I could see that on Curb Your Enthusiasm easily.
@csl35010 ай бұрын
What ever came of Pete doing a show w/Michael Rappaport?
@culinarywonk993110 ай бұрын
YES>.. it already has come to that.. coffee quality and flavor for me is ABSOLUTE!
@theresabroussard209610 ай бұрын
Love these guys
@kara820710 ай бұрын
Loved this one‼️😂
@loving_lioness351810 ай бұрын
THE CAST! Wad up y'all!
@culinarywonk993110 ай бұрын
Both, its both the setting and the grounds, flavor , the steam that is perfect and pushed through the grounds correctly
@kevincastle64910 ай бұрын
Man crush mention of Tom Cruise in every single episode. Petes waaaay to into that guy...lol.
@mom_cheeks200110 ай бұрын
Illy's is my fave of all time, Pete. You were great in Toronto.
@JJ-ox5yg10 ай бұрын
Pete, listening from France comedy gold 🏆..
@guillermonieto-reyes918210 ай бұрын
Im going to clip that "Leave it Alone" from Sebastian and play it for my wife when she starts one....
@carole399510 ай бұрын
You guys are professional entainers
@Abruzzo33310 ай бұрын
Don't even joke about Gavin Newsome being president.
@nanwilder285310 ай бұрын
There is NO worse “candidate” than Donald Tiny John Trump!
@Abruzzo33310 ай бұрын
@@nanwilder2853 Oh look, another media brainwashed muppet. We went from a man who created the greatest economy in American history, a secure border, no involvement in foreign wars to complete and utter disaster on every level under the democrats....just as everyone predicted after the rigged election. Record inflation, millions of illegals pouring into the country, hundreds of billions of dollars lining the pockets of these criminals in the guise of helping Ukraine...just to name a few things that mark the disaster that is the Biden administration. You are on the wrong side of history. You support criminals. Trump will go down in history as one of the greatest presidents ever. Mark those words.
@Abruzzo33310 ай бұрын
@@nanwilder2853 Why are you watching this podcast becuase both of these guys voted for Trump.
@dreday355510 ай бұрын
Seems like Pete gets very sensitive and defensive when Sebastian doesn't agree with him
@sandyashworth257610 ай бұрын
I would say the other way round.
@dreday355510 ай бұрын
@@sandyashworth2576 Nah you can clearly see Sebastian doesn't mind being made fun of by Pete when he's wrong he plays along with it, but Pete gets so defensive when it's on his side
@sandyashworth257610 ай бұрын
@@dreday3555 have you seen how often Sebastian calls Pete out on the way he sits, his coffee mug etc, like he's perfect, not nice of him.
@dreday355510 ай бұрын
@@sandyashworth2576 Yeah I mean he's not perfect, but I'm saying he clearly knows he's not and when Pete calls him out on it he can laugh about, but Pete on the other hand gets defensive when he gets called out
@keeni32110 ай бұрын
Fantastic
@stacey-i6m10 ай бұрын
Yay, Jay Leno and Dane Cook will make GREAT guests! Up to par with the amazing guests you've had so far! Guess you had to throw in a female guest as well..... I suggest Tammy Pescatelli.
@G-ro4is10 ай бұрын
Let’s be clear, the athletes in marathons are upfront with the Kenyans. Everyone else is a participant or a finisher.
@stephani463610 ай бұрын
STANLEY CUP ...SO TRUE!😂😂😂😂
@holdenwaite10 ай бұрын
‘’I would have preferred he was dead.’’ Epic….
@Luke-ofStoke-Factor10 ай бұрын
No computers in the Jungle .
@ayeye668010 ай бұрын
"So, he gets NO jungle action?"
@lisarivers143810 ай бұрын
I hope I get to see you in NY 🤞🤞🤞
@tony_toscano10 ай бұрын
You can say, 'I'm (a bit) athletic.", if you are a RE agent. HAHAHA
@christineduck671810 ай бұрын
LOVE THIS STUFF, TRUE STORY ABOUT THE CRIMINALITY, ABSOLUTE LOVE THE SICILIAN LAWYER CONSULTANT STUFF.....
@krgreenwood10 ай бұрын
Talk about Governor Newsom almost made me🤮
@francessalazar986810 ай бұрын
50:01 YASSSSSS 😂😂😂😂😂
@graceperez562010 ай бұрын
Looking forward to seeing Leno on the show.
@wezzzirrr10 ай бұрын
Sorry Pete, you’re not a coffee connoisseur if you like Nespresso.
@lr207510 ай бұрын
Yes! Pete moving on up if Sebastian wants him to move to LA
@sheephurder10 ай бұрын
I hope he doesn't. They will just corrupt him. I like him the way he is. Although if it's good for his career, god bless We like having Petey in new york, where he belongs 😀
@Hitmonlethal0710 ай бұрын
32:45 I've got a buddy who drives as an Uber driver, and people that he has picked up have told him crazy stories. One person even offered him some coke. It's almost like you might need an option as a driver for passengers to not speak to you hahaha!
@BJJ_Richie10 ай бұрын
34:42 not staying at Sebastian’s house?
@Ninoluna111110 ай бұрын
LOVE AND LIGHT TO SEBASTIAN and PETE!!!❤😊✌🏀🇲🇽🇪🇸♋🇮🇹
@MaureenVanellison-x5u3 ай бұрын
I use resources...not labels...unless I need a specific resource...I use the vernacular being used.
@Rino02710 ай бұрын
Keep it up boys 🇮🇹🇮🇹
@billbesch327610 ай бұрын
Great conversation about are you an athlete or not?
@danseguin391610 ай бұрын
Sebastian is right about MJ.. come on Pete 😂😂
@ayeye668010 ай бұрын
"Now you're puttin' too much pressure on the jungle..."
@fefetegs899410 ай бұрын
Lol....newson lower my taxes :Seb♥😂
@kristnpmi278610 ай бұрын
How many free delta miles do you get if you end up flying next to somome that dies ?😂
@MaureenVanellison-x5u2 ай бұрын
Im not a politician...im not just helping myself!
@Hitmonlethal0710 ай бұрын
18:26 *correction Slim Joe walks in
@Joy-io7xl10 ай бұрын
Laugh out loud throughout The Cast - like The Casts during the pandemic. Pete on Fire! Thanks Guys!
@davidpetruzzi111310 ай бұрын
Remember Dice went in on Jay with da chin 😂
@BJJ_Richie10 ай бұрын
4:08 BULLSHIT , I train BJJ for 14 years , compete , lift etc . I am an Athlete! LOL
@Hitmonlethal0710 ай бұрын
8:47 omerta?
@TheMajor847810 ай бұрын
Might have to skip the Whitney cast. I cant stand her.
@NickHappyCamper77710 ай бұрын
Sicilian lawyer would be fantastic but Sicilian justice after the verdict is where we really make the distinction!
@mariacrochet837910 ай бұрын
As long as he doesn't slip my jewelry off before exiting the aircraft
@marcpauly869910 ай бұрын
I would call Pete’s wife a Marathon Runner.
@Gemmarose901210 ай бұрын
You would be correct because that’s what she is.
@Cheetos055510 ай бұрын
I consider an athlete to be someone who can pick up a sport and be good at it. Like football players who can also hit a home run or Steph Curry being good at golf also. It just clicks for some people
@carolmclane160910 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂You can get alan ritchson for the cast..call him
@MaureenVanellison-x5u3 ай бұрын
We use whatever is within proximity and convenient...they can't accuse me of doing what THEY do.
@doc2earth10 ай бұрын
Golf is not a sport. It's a hobby
@joannajordan3810 ай бұрын
If you DO athletics, you are an athlete. Don't have to be professional. Just different levels like Pete mentioned.