SEC Roll Call - Week Four (2023 Season)

[@alostrich]

Subscribe or Arkansas will waste your timeouts

[@JeffGoldblumsChest]

Gotta save one for the last six seconds of the game when you're down by two scores!

[@schroedericeman7200]

Don’t worry, PJ Fleck just wastes my time instead

[@db399]

These are consistently great.

[@katherineknapp4370]

Done so no Hogs, please?

[@humbleclay79]

Y'all leave Coach Lou alone! That man is a NATIONAL Treasure! That, and the missing 11th defensive lineman we're still looking for.

[@Tadicuslegion78]

SEC: *Hears a noise out back* What is going on out there? SEC: *Opens door to see Oregon beating Colorado into the pavement* Oh my sweet Jesus. Somebody stop him. The Rest of the Pac-12: *Pushes SEC back in* This doesn't concern you.

[@Ogga137]

This made me die laughing 😂 😂😂

[@realwickedbrew]

Wasn’t that just a non-conference game? The conference title game was last week between Wazzu and Oregon State, right?

[@mr.stately9205]

The rivalry was born last week, even if Deion doesn't stay at Colorado look for him to get his lick back at the Ducks and Coach Dan in the future.@@realwickedbrew

[@Thefreakofthemeek]

At least the Buffs held em to under 70 😭

[@Tadicuslegion78]

@@Thefreakofthemeek the entire state of Colorado: WHY!?!?!?! God: *takes drag on cigar* I just don’t like you

[@berlyn3014]

"UGH Dang it Kiffin!" broke me. I was holding it together the whole time but that made me burst out laughing.

[@joelgilmore3084]

Same 😂😂

[@bowlnow824]

Held it all the way together till the end. Lol

[@JJinVenice]

As a USC fan I found this hysterical.

[@brandonhicks6873]

I am right there with you. Then I went back and watched the shot at Ryan Day's paint fumes from his beard

[@xena2shoes]

I was good until the ref pointed at the entire room and went out of his way to not point at Bama 🤣🤣🤣

[@danmurphy95]

Ole Miss: “If it’s evidence for the blind side case… I am not allowed to touch it.” 😂😂😂

[@TheCJTok]

That got me! 😂

[@MrsAlmaTrumble]

Only reason to look forward to Monday..this. Matt is the best.

[@brittanyjowers7666]

I agree

[@danmurphy95]

I’ve been reloading ALL DAY!

[@timhensley3695]

I opened YT probably 10 times hoping to see it.

[@Reddeath111]

Dont forget SEC shorts

[@markbaranyk9161]

@@Reddeath111they haven’t posted yet for some reason

[@aaronlopez492]

"Lou holtz is at least a thousand years old don't you know he was an assistant to the disciples".

[@JagdPanther101]

This may be the best Roll Call ever. And the continued gaslighting of Mizzou is tremendous.

[@danmurphy95]

“Speaking of small coaches… where’s you guys hiddin’ ah Lou Holtz?” Classic!

[@chrisperry2708]

Honestly if Mizzou beats LSU if a couple weeks, I just want them to go villian mode on the rest of the SEC. Unlikely to happen but a man can dream 😂

[@slicer7713]

Preach brother.

[@jonathanzytkoskee9740]

I bleed purple and gold til the day I die (corn dog overdose) but for the content, it would be amazing!

[@phantomlord77]

Imagine if somehow they're the ones to stop Georgia's winning streak

[@adzisme]

The LSU game is almost sold out.

[@jeffreypiontek1926]

@@jonathanzytkoskee9740 If Mizzou remembers to play all 4 quarters this year

[@Noledad77]

I love these videos. Matt makes sure to equally chide every team in the SEC.

[@Crog88]

Would love to see him feature the Noles a little more or do a spin-off of the ACC (while it still exists). Go Noles!

[@CarlaJenkinsTV]

@@Crog88 You know what! LOL As a Big Ten, we are full over here. Y'all take them in.

[@robertd9850]

And some that aren't!

[@stevenweaver6287]

FSU? What are you doing here??? Oh yeah you want out of ACC 😂

[@Noledad77]

@@stevenweaver6287 I love the channel and Matt's SEC wrap-ups. They're very entertaining.

[@malonekaak2616]

“He was an assistant for the disciples” 😂😂

[@ChassieNix]

“You just pointed to everyone in here but Bama”… Ole Miss knows that all to well.

[@SovereignCajun78]

I think everyone understood that one, even the Alabama fans.

[@hannahslayton0815]

As an Auburn fan, I was waiting on that joke about Jimbo standing on the field.

[@samdaugherty7585]

And about our embarrassing qb situation

[@HariSeldon913]

@@samdaugherty7585 This board is about college ball, no need to bring the Chicago Bears into it.

[@ButterWolf117]

As an Aggie, I was waiting for it as well. Jimbo being on the field for that play was hilarious

[@alexisb7603]

Jimbo should've taken one for the team

[@deaconj3406]

@@alexisb7603me too cuz I know and do not like Jimbo. That’s a 6-1, 225 lb All-SEC caliber LB who’s on the Nagurski watch list coming down hill with a full head of steam. Jimbo made a business decision on that one.

[@dannlove9028]

As an Aggie I loved the nod to Jimbo needing a Get Back Coach. 😊

[@DawgMama]

As a Midwest resident, I can confirm that your accent was spot on...but no one goes that long into a conversation without saying "ope".😂

[@carbonzl1994]

I so badly want a B1G focused video series every year like the quality that Matt and SEC Shorts put out.

[@MrClobbertime]

Nothing stopping you from doing it yourself so go for it!

[@Ogga137]

You could do it. Your channel would grow quickly. I’ve seen a lot of other comments like this.

[@McSomething15]

If I was even half as funny as Matt, I would attempt it.

[@sbyrstall]

​@@McSomething15Ditto.

[@TheDoWhat]

Who would watch it?

[@lindner2736]

Next time when you need a BigTen character, give Charlie Berens from the Manitowoc Minute, a call. It would be one of the greatest crossovers ever!

[@danmurphy95]

That would be AMAZING!!!! Please, Matt, PLEASE!!!

[@danmurphy95]

@lindner2736 how do we make this happen? Start a social media campaign? This idea is Hollywood gold!

[@irishbutterfly81]

THIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@JBravoEcho09]

Lol, cause Matt could not do a Mdiwest accent at all, let alone keep it regionally consistent.

[@februerin]

*gasp* "Danielson!" gets me every time lmaoooo

[@claudiag7599]

Interstate 40 dig, Skyline Chili dig, "little coaches" dig and "cheeseburger jail" dig...I 'bout peed my pants laughing so hard. U da boss, Matt!

[@kevinpratt7766]

I love that SEC mural on the wall with all the helmets around it. I'm definitely doing that in my garage!

[@CRS253]

This Oklahoma fan is just glad to be included.

[@Prederick]

The "H-E double hockey sticks" gag is funnier, to me, considering that Auburn's ice hockey team outscored the football team last weekend. No seriously. They did.

[@MuriKakari]

@mydixiewrecked2 More importantly, how shit was that football team? Hockey scores top out at like 8 usually. NVM Just looked it up. That's two touchdowns with field goals. And clearly only the Auburn team knows how to skate because it doesn't look like UAB had enough players for a blue line.

[@greythumbshenanigans559]

-_-!

[@chromasux2]

There's that many northern kids going to southern schools?? Must not have been good enough skaters to make it in the Midwest hockey teams

[@rriggs6547]

Really? How did they find a place to actually play? I didn't know they could make that much ice down there.

[@syvajarvi2289]

The mid west teams recruit Canadians, the other teams get the midwestern kids.😂

[@jayboogie7956]

I don't follow college football but Matt's ability to represent each team is priceless!!!!

[@marciabentley9557]

"...an assistant to the disciples" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@knightmarefishing]

"CBS.........Danielson!" Lost it! 😅🤣😂

[@neilwinter9862]

I will enjoy being ranked for 2 weeks at maximum Go Mizzou

[@ivandog747]

Same. That's how it is with Mizzou. Matt likes to give Mizzou grief, but they are the only SEC East team other than Georgia and Florida to go to the SEC championship in the past decade.

[@mikem957]

You wouldn't be ranked if Memphis had a coach. Ryan Silverfraud is setting Memphis back to the Tommy West days.

[@pcarnold9]

@@mikem957mizzou wouldn’t not not be not ranked if they had a better coach too

[@americasevilgenius]

@@pcarnold9 Mizzou is ranked in spite of our coach...not because of him.

[@adzisme]

Actually the latest recruiting class is shaping up to be rather impressive.

[@danielwalker4881]

“We already served our time!” 😂 Led the way to getting Spurrier though and Beamer! Thank Dr. Lou!

[@ryanweiner9648]

This is my favorite part of the year, Mondays are special again with sec roll call ❤

[@NCarolina704]

Charlotte made the roll call! ⛏️ Appreciate the shout out Matt!

[@trentkuhlman7301]

I love the big 10 accent. This hits it pretty good. I like the blindside joke as well.

[@bamaphoenix9873]

Oh, thank heavens ..... FINALLY Matt's summarization video of this week's totally chaotic football has been posted. Life can continue. PRAISE BE 🙏

[@JWoogie66]

😂 I've watched this like 10 times and it cracks me up everytime.

[@mikerryan85]

As a Vol fan, that Vols/Vandy exchange made me lmao! And that Kiffin comment 😂

[@brianmcalpine3948]

It is true. You get into west Knox you don’t drive, you just get to sit on I-40 lol

[@toshamccarty5115]

​@@brianmcalpine3948It's very close. Particularly around bad on and off raps which is just about everyone of them before, during, and after rush hours or rainy days or foggy days.

[@genny5309]

@@brianmcalpine3948That joke works in Nashville too.

[@PitHokie]

How have I not found these videos before?! Gold, Jerry! Busted up at "he was like an assistant for the disciples!" And as a suffering fan of the offensively-woeful Steelers, the jet sweep reference hits too close to home.

[@richardjohnson9966]

Matt, you are spot on with all of your puns and innuendos of SEC football, as well as the Big 10? 14? 16? Love the Piggly Wiggly sign on every Arkansas take. What's happened with SEC shorts? You may need to go help them out over there.

[@davemustang8173]

The under .500 club might be the best bit you've done in years, Matt xD

[@AnnNunnally]

I am sure my precious Hogs will be in that room soon. Wonder how full it will get by the end of the season.

[@mikeyjhilli]

Had to stop it at 2:38.....Gord darnitt!!!! You broke me Matthew. Broke me big time. You got me. I was a casual viewer but now you got me. Consider me subscribed.

[@CBNIVSports]

I love these roll calls!!!

[@danielpike1238]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE never stop making these. i truly look forward every week during football season for theses. thank you so much and keep up the great work.

[@shullln]

The fact that he rocks the pit vipers every week for SC is comedy gold in and of itself...

[@AerynBella]

I am so impressed with your over the top midwest accent! I also love it when Texas shows up. Awesome job!

[@MrsABC7997]

The "blind side" reference was hilarious! 😂

[@reginablock6850]

I love SEC Roll Call! Thanks Matt.

[@deskjockey148]

I love how South Carolina's "Beamer" sunglasses are broken. Hilariously funny detail!

[@MuriKakari]

I really want to know cause and effect on that. Like did Matt break them and come up with the bit or the other way around?

[@Triumph2727]

I’m not even an SEC fan and I look forward to this every Monday! You need to start doing all the P4s!

[@rriggs6547]

Yeah. I grew up going to every Pitt home game; Back when they were actually good and won the championship. But this roll call every week is great.

[@Triumph2727]

@@rriggs6547 Hell yeah it is!

[@GlennHtx]

I love how South Carolina's shades are getting progressively more broken

[@Itz-All-Gud]

Love the Piggly Wiggly signage!! Woo Pig.

[@slicer7713]

To those of you who don’t know that there is college hockey, the big 10 is the SEC of collegiate hockey.

[@warcraftlake7]

The Big 10 is the only conference in hockey.

[@geoffreysloan6220]

​@@warcraftlake7North Dakota, Denver, and the 8 colleges in Boston beg to differ.

[@MichiBuck12]

@@warcraftlake7 Thats not true. Its the only one that also has power 5 football. But there are other competitive hockey conferences.

[@CantankerousDave]

I’ve been to a few University of Illinois hockey games (Big Howevermany). They’re big on audience participation. It’s like Rocky Horror, but Slap Shot. I think some of our chants made the other team cry.

[@sambadaemon]

Funnily enough, Auburn's hockey team out-scored their football team Saturday!

[@Pr0t4t0]

As an Arkansas fan, it’s good to know we’re the best at two things: choking in close games against good teams and being hated by the refs

[@crappieflopadventures]

I approve this message!! Also an Arkansas fan

[@harionfire]

As an Ole Miss fan... You got room in this seat on the bus?

[@michaelbelanger3373]

Yall slide over lmao.. Us Aggies are gonna sit down next as well

[@Pr0t4t0]

@@harionfire Kiffin: *laughs in 18 people getting “injured” every 4th quarter

[@harionfire]

@@Pr0t4t0 Man, I hate that crap. Especially when it's obvious.

[@peggyswander3744]

I don't know anything about collage football, but I watch these to see Matt do his thing. That's worth the price of admission.

[@kimarhironso437]

As a Kentucky fan I am fully aware that UK has feasted on nobodies to start the season. As a kentucky fan I also remember the times when we could've been 1-3 at this point in the season. Vs Florida this weekend will tell all I guess.

[@blueshadow8071]

Any other SEC logo that was 4-0 and 1-0 would be ranked no matter who they had beaten.

[@SuperDuperHappyTime]

To be fair, nobody in this conference has feasted except… *checks notes* …must be a typo, we don’t have a Mussoulini

[@dannichols5010]

I think you'll beat Florida if it's any consolation.

[@thejestor9378]

@@dannichols5010If we ever get a year where Florida makes it back in as a true contender, the other conferences will probably forfeit cause that is just terrifying to hear.

[@jonathanmorrison2225]

Remember how much bourbon we had to drink just to watch Bill Curry? How that man ever had a job in coaching football is beyond me. I agree it’s just nice to not already be thinking about basketball in September 😂😂GO CATS

[@coachglenndavis]

Regardless how the SEC does this year, it is the most entertaining conference to watch!!

[@MuriKakari]

Because of Matt

[@steveavant9727]

Maybe, but I couldn’t stay awake to watch the Dawgs and UAB. I gave up and went to bed in the third quarter. Some first quarter excitement from the Dawgs would be nice.

[@GarisonC]

As an OU Alum, I love that Matt wears an OU Softball shirt in these

[@piratescove4]

Just gonna go ahead and pre-like the video. I wish i could like it twice. Matt always kills it.

[@Alex-zi1nb]

The man is a thousand years old hahahahahaha this was too funny, start to finish

[@claytondennis8034]

I was literally asking why Roll Call hadn't come out yet. My poor poor Hogs and the time outs, or the drive ending procedural penalties.

[@dannichols5010]

This was pure chaos. That Saban never smiling joke 🤣

[@michaellyden2580]

"Hockey Sticks" - B1G TEN 😂 That's Brilliant!

[@BornAgainVet1785]

I look forward to this bit every week.

[@twostep1953]

"You literally just pointed to everybody in here but 'Bama..." Spit out my sweet-tea!

[@bloocricket2]

I appreciate Matt's attempt at a Midwestern accent, especially the "Dontcha know". LOL!

[@jpmehello]

This one may have been the best. So many characters. And so accurate. Hilarious! Thank you!

[@tkel2114]

I gotta say I didn't see a Lumineers crack coming. That was perfect.

[@Pseudowolf]

Aw, c'mon! Jimbo was just embracing the tradition of the 12th Man! 🤣

[@perniciouspete4986]

But the 12th man NEVER got on the field.

[@Pseudowolf]

@@perniciouspete4986 I was just making a joke, but A&M actually DOES have a player who is named the 12th Man. He wears 12 (no one else is allowed to) and is a walk-on, usually on special teams. He represents the students, it's a big honor there. If you ever see a guy on A&M's team wearing 12 and making a big play, you will hear the students go nuts about it.

[@matthewwallace1143]

​@@perniciouspete4986But we'll always be standing by... Just in case

[@jeffjackson2871]

The Ryan Day paint fumes from his beard comment was comedic gold!!

[@TheRealMaryLee]

Matt, I didn’t think SEC and college football season could be any better and now I have this. Lawza thats funny stuff.

[@Adwnpinoy310]

As a USC fan, I remember having the exact same react to some of Kiffin’s play calling, except for us it was all the bubble screens.

[@OvSpP]

I love that this is such a football conference that he doesn’t even know what a hockey stick is.

[@christopherjeffers1090]

As an Ohioan the paint fumes from his beard line had me laughing so hard 😂

[@rxanime535]

As a Kentuckian I can confirm that we do speak Midwest, but only really understand when they start talking about beer cheese.

[@TheWabbitSeason]

If not for that river dividing us, you'd never know if you were in southern Indiana or northern Kentucky.

[@fecat93]

The southern parts of Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio closely resemble the the Appalachia drawl of Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee, and West Virginia.

[@Dinkdownn]

Love love love Roll Call 💜⚜️

[@ristdownau6627]

Man the rapid fire was on point this week. Also loved the piggly wiggly sign behind arky. Not sure if it’s been in other videos but nice touch.

[@robertporter6683]

On Lou Holtz's birthday the guys he was commentating with said they wanted to play a reel of his greatest hits. It was one clip from the Clemson riot on repeat, the two seconds where he is punching that Clemson player through his face mask.

[@marka6719]

Hey as a Mississippi State guy. Who doesn’t love these skits???? Keep it up Matt y’all are awesome.

[@TheNEPTY]

“You just pointed at everyone in here other than Alabama” lol Accurate

[@Tusk_Tact]

Good job on the Texas cameo. Gonna need a little less OU screentime though. Thanks

[@blakecasey6208]

The hockey stick bit killed me😂

[@mourka01]

Jimbo took that 12th man literally

[@04straw]

Excellent work, Matt! And thanks for the Texas cameos periodically. I can't wait until we're officially in the SEC! Hook 'em, Horns!! 🤘🏻🧡🤘🏻

[@Birdbike719]

Everyone's excited...except the Aggies. LOL

[@04straw]

@@Birdbike719 True! 😂🤘🏻🧡

[@tubbydls]

Can’t wait till the big brother / little brother skits

[@ktbffh9270]

As a Nebraska fan, wish big 10 had someone like Matt doing this weekly but appreciate him including us.

[@melodyrichardson5051]

"If I wanna go to a white-out, I'll go to a Lumineers concert." I'm dying!! 😂

[@t_plauche]

One of your best!

[@jennifermorris6848]

That Missouri is both undefeated and ranked is sickening to all of us in the Big conference with indeterminate number of schools.

[@Gadfly247]

Now that was funny! Thank you!

[@adzisme]

And the BiG had its shot at Mizzou, and passed. Why? Who knows.

[@michaelhart6318]

@@adzisme Thought the BiG would have wanted Mizzou's research nuclear reactor; the largest in the U.S. Evidently not.

[@chadstearman]

@@adzismeThank GOD Mizzou did not end up in the B1G! The most worthless athletic conference ever. If Mizzou was gonna leave the Big 12, I’m glad it was for the SEC, even if nobody wants us down here🤣

[@Dinkdownn]

@@chadstearman of course we want y’all in the sec! You guys double our avg gpa. 💜

[@mommahenry3166]

I was kind of hoping the smell was Mizzou finally burning the house down.

[@StavrosMonkey]

If Mizzou upsets Georgia, there needs to be an entire extra episode for his villain arc coming to life after he’s left out of the spotlight AGAIN!😂

[@michaelhart6318]

Need to approach this with tempered optimism as Missouri hasn't played a conference game yet. An abrupt exposure may await.

[@zache5486]

@@michaelhart6318 You don’t understand Mizzou football. We will lose to UK or Vandy or SC or all three in stupid ways, just to screw up or ranking. Then punch a blue blood in the mouth because if we have to be Missouri nobody else gets to be happy either.

[@AllYourBaseAreBelongToU5]

@@zache5486Misery loves company.

[@finallythetruthisout761]

Mizzou cannot cut Georgia's grass. Mizzou is in no way a villain anything to Georgia's 3rd stringers...

[@thelugoffgamecock792]

​@finallythetruthisout761 they almost lost to Memphis, save one quarter Memphis punched them in the mouth.

[@jaredg.5517]

Love how you out it perfect. Kentucky wants a ranking and really doesn’t deserve one.-coming from a UK fan

[@Shintareth]

As an Ohioan,, thanks for the mention!😂

[@MuriKakari]

In the most Ohio thing ever, our local Oktoberfest had the game on and the polka band played Hang on Sloopy at halftime

[@tubbydls]

As a Texas fan, I enjoy the big brother portrayal of Texas and OU. Can’t wait till A&M and Texas are in the same room

[@phib2085]

I loved the jet sweep mention at the end, but I also spent all Sunday hoping Ole Miss would be acting like a kid being an airplane for the whole video. Maybe next week

[@marcbrunson6986]

These never fail. I look forward to these all the time. Ole Miss and Arkansas......wtf!!!! Whhyyyyyyyyyyy?

[@christopherfoote1284]

WHOO, I needed that laugh. Thank you sir

[@letsgoblue9596]

Oh my gosh this was good. I’m dyin at the Big 10 cameo and the stuff about Ryan Day

[@Bigbatmatt]

God bless you Matt.

[@AixSponsaOutdoors]

Lou Holtz was an Assistant Coach for the disciples🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏼

[@Menosis23]

As a Michigan fan, i fully expect my yearly slice of humble pie from the SEC.

[@macklyn]

Damn Matt, these keep getting better and they were already awesome! Roll Tide!

[@sportkat97]

Roll Tide!

[@TheRedStateBlue]

"Ok, thaaaat is Texas..." truth!

[@steelingtimegarage149]

matt, love the work man. I look forward to these every week during season.

[@cooperhorsey8013]

Yall better give Missouri respect. 4-0 looking pretty good right now.

[@FearTheBeardJP]

That Knoxville/Tennessee commet is so true