SEC Shorts - What if SEC teams had their fortune read before season?

We're 5 weeks into the 2019 college football season and all SEC teams are starting to get an idea of how their season is going to go. But what if you could go back to before the season started and get a dose of reality from a fortune telling machine? How would they respond to where they're at 5 games into the season.

[@michaelreilley2935]

Damn. Sec shorts really predicted A&M’s success in 2020

[@Luke-uh7lq]

Lol

[@jkm4645]

Pretty much everyone did, at least in 2019. It became doubtful when Covid changed things up, but Texas A&M showed resilience and finished at least as good as they had originally been expected.

[@simondrummerTX]

Just wait til ‘23

[@simondrummerTX]

They going for the natty

[@thedohmenbros]

@@simondrummerTX 😂😂😂

[@acvieluf]

"oh no, Baltaar jokes, but uh...it's still pretty bad." XD Best line in the whole sketch.

[@copocopocopocopo]

1 phrase: Ole Piss.

[@joshtaylor9866]

TheJoe burrow one aged well really well. Geaux Jeaux!!!

[@Alex-2-5-1]

Southern Thunder really really well

[@carmacksanderson3937]

@@Alex-2-5-1 Exceptionally well

[@sashek8451]

😒😒

[@colefelton]

Sashie K this man mad

[@Heartwing37]

Yessir! 💜💛💜💛

[@mwbama1]

Love when Funnymaine shows up as a guest star.

[@TennesseeVolfan]

Funnymaine is awesome!

[@SS11660]

Butch doin stuff. Lol

[@fireman_17]

Funnymaine needs his own show on the SEC Network along the SEC short guys.. They are missing out!!

[@cajunsmurf4354]

Was waiting for sweet home Alabama while he was there. Lol

[@thauen]

Wonder what team he represents?

[@Possiblyabandaid]

"Hey, don't forget your Liberty Bowl tickets." Oof.

[@bubbaholsomback4387]

Tennessee guy said. “ Nope! “ lol

[@skharris8]

Bubba Holsomback I can relate

[@machonachos1444]

Same

[@volsfootball638]

I know where he’s coming from😂

[@VolunteerFan07]

Yeah, I felt that on a personal level

[@EmmaBonn96]

He would’ve enjoyed it

[@edwardthompson9611]

"How's Butch?" "He's doing stuff." My sides

[@defianttruth6978]

Who the hell is Butch??

[@WTFeverybody1]

Great guy! 😂😝

[@barryand601]

Defiant Truth Butch Jones

[@elijahpbender]

Butch is an idiot

[@craigtimmons6907]

SEC shorts and Funny Maine together!

[@WTFeverybody1]

Best part for sure!

[@collindowling5560]

Craig Timmons imagine if they add scooter

[@ty1er_a1paugh]

who’s here in 2020 Texas A&M is ranked in the top 5

[@isaactroy2162]

and Devonta smith lmao

[@patrickaggie2012]

Balltar knew all!

[@coreyhallman3134]

Won’t be long lol ROLL TIDE

[@rocknroll7923]

Cough cough

[@bonjourphoenix7487]

@@rocknroll7923 this was last year lol. We put their season in a frenzy this year. 🐗🐗🐗🐗

[@huntermcnair945]

are we just gonna ignore the fact that TAMU is doing very well in 2020 lol

[@GaTiger11]

The bubble wrap scene with the Mississippi State fan made me laugh. Also, great cameo by funnymaine, too. Well done to all involved.

[@andrewbrown1454]

The LSU forecast was SPOT ON.

[@willcal7753]

This was after the season.

[@andrewbrown1454]

@@willcal7753 it was 5 weeks into the season.

[@willcal7753]

@@andrewbrown1454 Ahhhhh

[@jakem8875]

Boy was that accurate for LSU

[@kekoabenitez9735]

Ikr

[@gagejernigan5277]

Eh they didnt crush Texas but they did win

[@whywhyerson9910]

@@gagejernigan5277 they could’ve won by 2 touchdowns

[@tmoney664]

Would’ve gone into overtime had Keontay not had butterfingers

[@willcal7753]

This was filmed after the season.

[@mr.breeze8796]

"Beer sales will be great" Lmao!

[@robertolebron2296]

Johnny Reb is that for Tennessee?

[@mr.breeze8796]

@@robertolebron2296 No, when LSU played @ Vandy they ran outta beer. He was telling Vandy's fortune

[@robertolebron2296]

Johnny Reb I bet beer will be sold out in every home game after losing to BYU and Georgia State

[@timothymatous2504]

He was accurate with texas a&m having a good season in 2020 lol

[@joshpeters9777]

OBJ must’ve really given Baltar a lot of $😂

[@tracemartin1661]

Texas A&M's prediction is actually right. They are good in 2020.

[@ryanbradley8799]

Every time KY brings up the fact they had a ten win season cracks me up.

[@weatherdawg4728]

Why? It was pretty impressive year in 2018, especially finishing it off with a bowl win against penn state. Could have followed it up with another double digit season had Terry not been injured.

[@woltersworld]

Love funnymaine popping in there :) and this was a really good one. Nice job

[@jon-michaelharris5840]

Arkansas is still here? This is awkward Lol

[@chadw1701]

don't know if i should laugh or cry

[@michaelparsons541]

A&M wasn’t laughing too much this past weekend.

[@chadw1701]

@@michaelparsons541 very true. Was a good game!

[@coltenhoehns3229]

@@michaelparsons541 Nah we are still laughing. The one guarantee of an Arkansas game is that it is going to be close and A&M is going to win. Lol see ya next year

[@michaelparsons541]

Colten Hoehns the best thing that ever happened to A&M was Bobby Patrino motorcycle accident. A&M has had the Hogs number since then, but times are changing...see ya next year!

[@knight285]

0:52 he actually predicted a&m’s season this year

[@CarolinaCajun4870]

"How much money you got left LSU?" A LOT ($21)???

[@elijahreaves5705]

That's 21 more facts for him to come up with about LSU

[@michaelmerck7576]

It's strip club money it's already spent mentally .just going somewhere else

[@michaelmerck7576]

@BOYSFROM D what is wrong with a strip club reference,

[@michaelmerck7576]

@BOYSFROM D what wierd about it football and strip clubs go hand in hand,great place to watch a game

[@wannamontana4130]

Got to save some of that cash for when the beer truck shows at Vandy!

[@Dishdog2]

I'm here after the Championship game. LSU had a lot of great fortunes come true

[@Dishdog2]

@Ryan Reed I am -painfully- aware. Bunch of new guys though and a loss of great coaching staff team leadership so it's not surprising

[@willtemp9065]

How was so much right? All of LSU was correct, A&M is having an amazing 2020 season, and Davonte is breaking records. It’s crazy

[@willcal7753]

The only one they predicted was TAMU. Everything else had already happened.

[@anotheraggieburneraccount]

​@@willcal7753 Devonta smith didnt win the Heisman for another year and some change

[@nathandavies5220]

1:14 Odell gave him the money

[@jcoglesbee9049]

"Beer sales will be great!" Lmao they knew LSU was on Candy's schedule! 🤣

[@chrissmith6799]

funny maine should be used more offen .guy is gold

[@Jacen777]

*You guys really do a great job with these shorts. So well thought out and produced. How do you not have millions of subscribers?* 💪 🏈💪🏈💪🏈💪🏈💪🏈💪🏈💪🏈

[@ownpetard8379]

1:23 - 2:02

[@elijahreaves5705]

Because everyone hates the SEC for some reason 😅 and Bama... RTR

[@clemsonpowerofthepaw8075]

@@elijahreaves5705 Not true. We like our team better, but we don't all hate the SEC. Good college football should always be appreciated....just like the SEC Shorts. These are excellent.

[@elijahreaves5705]

@@clemsonpowerofthepaw8075 just the best reason I could come up with that they didn't have more subs. Alot of people do hate the SEC, just like alot of bama fans want Auburn to get creamed whenever they play. I can appreciate what you said though! Not all fans act arrogant but all teams have some arrogant fans. Just like, as a bama fan, I believe it is better if Auburn goes into the Iron bowl undefeated. It makes for a better game and makes us look better if we beat them, not to mention better as a state of football as a whole.

[@BeastReview]

Unfortunately theres a small group of people passionate about CFB to understand all the references. Solid channel though, I bet there are about 3-5 million people who would understand and enjoy the references, theyll slowly expand over the years and become a nice profitable channel.

[@Michael_Chandler_Keaton]

As a Tennessee fan, I'm cringing before even watching. Edit: lol yep.

[@michaelbishop5450]

Chandler Keaton Gotta love the progress now though. 😎

[@sciurbs5787]

Oh, I clicked on this fast. Tennessee and a fortune teller. Hell yes!

[@jossynda]

And Funny Maine!

[@mikaelab7485]

@gwhite713 And it'll finish just in time to watch Tennessee lose by 60 to Georgia =D

[@666metal4life79]

@gwhite713 Somebody is taking 34-3 really hard. Look at it this way...if Trask doesn't get cocky and throw them 2 picks then it's 48-3. Even diehard TN fans know when to give up and that program ain't getting any better anytime soon. So go ahead and think them gators are gonna lay down lol.

[@cKINGovAFRIKA]

@gwhite713 the last 2 yrs UGA has beat ut by a combined score of 79-12 chill out lol

[@cKINGovAFRIKA]

@gwhite713 you guys lost to the number 5 program in georgia😭

[@emorydaniel9084]

This the best KZbin channel and it's not even close. Quality and Quantity of videos cannot be overstated. Thank you for always making my Monday brighter, y'all!

[@BenDaUnicorn]

Watching this after Devonta Smith won the Heisman for Alabama: 😳

[@Tiktok._.mashup15]

Anytime Jermaine shows up, it's a great video 😁😁 Georgia and the lights. He thought the machine was broke 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tennessee said "Nope" real quick. Auburn and everyone getting back on the "Gus Bus". The dig at Florida. The good news for vandy. These videos always tickle me 😂😂😂😂

[@Dustyloner]

One of the best yet thank you folks for all the great laughs. Roll tide!!

[@DavidSmith-tf6mk]

SEC Shorts and Funny Maine crossover? Yes, please!

[@bigeric1030]

Perhaps your best effort of the season! I’m with these other guys when it comes to involving Funnymaine...he’s Gold in these videos! Bravo, SEC Shorts!

[@kims.1717]

So good to see Jermaine!

[@jordanacosta1860]

To Vanderbilt: "Beer sales will be GREAT!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@barbiedoll1349]

Always ready for these videos. You guys are hilarious. Needed the laugh this morning. Keep em coming!

[@Hieraeth]

SEC shorts really called Devonta breaking records too... y'all are something else!

[@InAllKindsOfWeather]

Balltar nailed that Texas A&M fortune though.

[@johnnystrickland3912]

Love that y’all brought Funny Maine in. Y’all should keep bringing him

[@31446963048]

Lol starting to get a feel for Mizzou. Keep em comin!

[@susancompton5672]

Awesome, again! Kool Funny Maine guest starring! After Saturday's games, I'm looking for SEC Shorts & Funny Maine vids every week! 😎

[@margaretfreeman5779]

Great seeing Funnymaine on SEC Shorts again this week. Keep it up!

[@bassbone2473]

I was wondering what you were going to do with Missouri, and I absolutely cracked up at what you went with! Also, it was really cool to see Funny Maine in your skit! M-I-Z

[@doniphan72ify]

ZOU Buddy

[@adamwynn1001]

E-R-Y

[@BoomerG21]

Lol yeah that’s about how all Aggies are feeling right now!

[@katchF22]

Gig 'em 2020

[@live4hockey2]

*Arkansas loses to San Jose St.* All Ags: Alright, easy SEC win. *Arkansas takes the lead at Jerryworld* All Ags: God literally hates us.

[@BoomerG21]

live4hockey2 can’t even deny that this was me during that last Arkansas drive!!!

[@Fadeintodeepdarkness]

That Battered Aggie Syndrome is leaving me bedridden

[@robertolmstead1346]

Next year. Every year.

[@jamesonbyrom5681]

I love the fact they included funnymaine

[@KemalAtaker-wo3jg]

It sounds so pleasing to the ears, it`ll be on my playlist constantly!

[@doniphan72ify]

Okay three things... Tennessee, NOPE!!! Funny Maine, and Missouri went crazy, I mean they turned it around !!!! Freaking hilarious !!!!

[@WeShowYou]

What up

[@doniphan72ify]

@@WeShowYou ... Word Frank, what up boss !?

[@sportysocrchik98]

Too funny... loved seeing Funny Maine in this.... would love to see Uncle Lou in here too

[@JoBo0209]

TigerFBGirl17 Uncle Lou would be amazing

[@danielmackey9765]

Your show always cracks me up!😂🤣

[@jsweat67]

Love the guest appearance by Jermaine aka FunnyMaine!!

[@yasha12isreal]

I love these Funny SEC Shorts Maine 😉

[@doxazo5512]

Burrow in the Heisman conversation... you could say he was, yeah...

[@jeffslote9671]

Mizzou shouldn't be upset by losing to Wyoming. It should be upset that they are going to win 9-10 games and will not go bowling.

[@emtp98]

Exactly how I feel! Give us a Bowl!!

[@ryanhicks3080]

Baltar was dead on with the Aggies.

[@johnpatton7533]

lol I love these. Quality content

[@imviticity]

That Devonte Smith Prediction actually aged pretty good in 2020

[@d3structor797]

Thank the Lord Baltar didn't tell Mizzou that they'd lose to Wyoming as well as Vandy - i doubt he'd of been left alive!

[@mikebruce6037]

Awesome as usual ! Much better than Saturday Night Live these days.

[@amyelder6964]

Thank you for including Funnymaine

[@fullbarneystinsoness]

Well damn, I could’ve foreseen beer sales would be great, you can’t watch Vanderbilt play while sober 👅

[@whitneywoodington7512]

This video is the best one of this football season!

[@ediddy93rtr88]

The best shorts ever!! The Tennessee skit had me cracking up 😂😂😂😂😂

[@owenblack3186]

Funny Maine + Sec Shorts = Epic Video

[@treywilliams5400]

FunnyMaine!!! Made the whole clip worth it!!

[@dwdin1]

great cameo from FUNNY MAINE!!

[@CCS80]

While I am a Big 12 fan, ur skits/shorts are amazing.

[@landoncarnley972]

Ha dude love these vids

[@davidcole2337]

No bad liked the Fair Godmother skit better, but this was still funny. Keep up the good work..

[@fatgods2921]

This video was prophetic

[@CyanosisM]

Hey Vandy! You’re welcome for the beer sales!

[@ATrainGames]

Welcome back, Funny Maine!

[@spongeboboncrack6926]

“Listen South Carolina is going to cream you what do you want from balltar?” I die laughing every time I hear it for some reason

[@theamazinggoldfish8713]

This is the funniest one still. 🏹🤠👍

[@zichragland8880]

Enjoyed!!

[@InAllKindsOfWeather]

I think Balltar missed on his Missouri and Auburn fortunes...

[@J_Miller]

Funnymain was a nice touch...and pegged my Vols again! Uhhhh Nope! 🤣🤣

[@dat1asiankid218]

how did all of this age so well

[@sleeplessvirus]

Great Job! Too funny!

[@edl1973]

Hilarious! You guys are great. Keep them coming. GO TIGAHS!

[@duncanstevens2631]

I love that Funnymaine is in this!!

[@bama4life893]

I like seeing this in 2020 and Texas A&M is doing really good this year.

[@livingspringspub]

Best SEC short of all time.

[@joannesanders2925]

Funnymaine in this one. Love it!!!

[@rich5785]

A&M aged really good actually

[@anthonylawson2275]

I am looking forward to the skits that will include O.U. & Texas.

[@southerngirljess1987]

When I saw FunnyMaine, I DIED!!! I LOVE FUNNYMAINE!!!!!!! Great collaboration and video!

[@brianjacob8728]

I see bad things for Bama too...

[@nate_the_great8387]

Brian Jacob) LMAO GEAUX TIGERS 🐯

[@brianjacob8728]

@@nate_the_great8387 Go Ed O.

[@nate_the_great8387]

Brian Jacob) What is Ed O?

[@brianjacob8728]

@@nate_the_great8387 Your coach?

[@nate_the_great8387]

Brian Jacob) lol I just call him coach O. I figured that’s what you were talking about but I wanted to make sure.

[@billclinton2094]

Best video I’ve seen in a while

[@ashleyfontenot3860]

Great job guys! Bonus with FunnyMaine!!!

[@Coyotekingarmadillo]

Hysterical!

[@michaellovett2617]

I’m a gator fan but I love the funny Maine segment

[@bardlover6]

Love when you get Funnymaine in on the action

[@lbk_2540]

We just not gonna talk about the Texas A&M prediction

[@FamilyMcMann]

These are great!

[@ChickenButt598]

They guessed joe burrows heisman race

[@RybalAnlew]

This was at the end of September, so Burrow's first big Heisman moment had already happened (3rd and 17)

[@whywhyerson9910]

@@RybalAnlew people still didn’t think it would happen

[@denniskindy7206]

Go Dawgs the light show was awesome lol

[@charliekennedy2545]

Lol I had missed this one, awsome.