Secretary - SNL

[@maggieewing9036]

“I think I’m done meeting her” HAD ME

[@AleahKCH]

I will be using this line at some point in my life lol

[@miola2083]

🤣

[@ViaFuentes-l4l]

Had you what???

[@Psychol-Snooper]

..in the back seat of a Cadillac on a towel?

[@noSimpininmypimpin2361]

That's all it takes to have you? Damn your life must suck, it wasn't even funny

[@imaginerc3254]

Heidi hit the ground hard, no stunt cushioning there. That's commitment. Even Bowen looked genuinely stunned she landed like that.

[@xenidus]

I think the intention was for her to go through the middle, but the desk moved out from under her quicker than expected so she ended up landing directly on the ground. She's gonna have a bruise for sure 😅.

[@kellyburns9406]

They both did! Pete instinctively went to ask if she was okay. He looked like he didn't know what to do for a second because that was clearly not how they rehearsed it. Heidi is a champ. I really love her.

[@JillKnapp]

Ooooof, her poor tailbone!

[@kno3730]

She’s a trooper! She’s my fave

[@zoblad3557]

I thought that given Bowen's reaction, he might not've known she was going to do a pratfall, but I think you're probably right that he's stunned by her commitment. Heidi is such a professional; she adds so much to this show.

[@ComradeMarx1017]

I love Bowen's genuine reaction to that very violent fall hahaha

[@Jack-sy8mr]

When she picked the phone up upside down and just tried to roll with it😂😂😂

[@1chrisanderson]

peak moment of the sketch haha

[@glitterspray]

I can’t figure out if that was deliberate or improv!

[@Tao_Tology]

That's just the kooky, mixed up, topsy turvy life of a secretary.

[@JESUSISCALLINGYOU7]

@@1chrisanderson😂

[@sean-karldobson9426]

Bowen writing a sketch with an exaggerated Donna from Suits is a classic... really did watch the whole series 😂

[@tasnimahsan3950]

How do we know who writes the sketches?

[@mihirsangoi3361]

@@tasnimahsan3950I think it’s cuz cast members usually post on ig which sketches so u can assume

[@djchino774]

Bro that's mad men.

[@ethanharvest4917]

Oooooooh, that was a sketch!? OK. Thank you for clearing it up… Here I thought it was just a bunch of words coming out of peoples mouth while they do a bunch of random shit like every other “sketch” this week. What happened to the show? … It’s just, sad.

[@DTD110865]

@@djchino774 I thought the retro early-1960's footage was there for a reason.

[@NayatSarı]

Heidi got me from her first line to the last. She is so good in every character she plays!! She is using all of her being and is so dedicated, a bless for SNL! And she deserves every scene or kiss she got in every episode from the cute guest stars! :P Go Heidi!!! :D

[@glitch-pr3nr]

She should have her own sitcom

[@johnsomething567]

She is top-notch.

[@thomashernandez4181]

Was she speeding? Freaked me out?

[@TrueWalker88]

She also looks smokin hot in this scene.

[@DTD110865]

​@@TrueWalker88I normally don't go for women with beehive hairdos (I prefer flips and bobs), but she's not bad looking here. It makes wonder why her boss needs to smoke "a fatty" before hooking up with her.

[@GrotrianSeiler]

Heidi Garner is such a pro. She hit it out of the park in this skit. Respect

[@busterhikney6936]

Yes, we saw the tie tonguing

[@robertmoffit1135]

She’s smokin hot

[@DTD110865]

​@@busterhikney6936There's a possibility she may have even styled her own hair.

[@slayerduval1]

Physical comedy is not easy. Heidi Gardner is fantastic. She elevates every scene she's in, even at times when it's only a few lines. Keep giving her showcase sketches like this.

[@billyeveryteen7328]

Heidi carried this sketch so magnificently, you can almost ignore the fact that they forgot to write a punchline.

[@brettreason484]

I thought it was going to be a robot with chatGPT or something but nope just modern SNL zero punchline zero skill.

[@mattc9412]

Its like so many skits now.. they have decent ideas, good acting but the writing is completely unfunny garbage.

[@salomonrael8117]

punchlines are overrated. its cheap and uncreative

[@billyeveryteen7328]

@@salomonrael8117 It's also literally the entire point of a joke.

[@mattc9412]

@@salomonrael8117 what about having any comedic value whatsoever. This was awful.

[@laurenw.8178]

Heidi took that fall like a champ, great sketch 😂👏🏽

[@wraith_youtube]

I knew Heidi Gardner could do anything acting-wise, but I did not know she was also her own stuntwoman.

[@dielaughing73]

It was a fantastic fall

[@naivemmusic]

I remember walking past Heidi in Brooklyn bridge park last year with her shades on, my heart dropped and my boyfriend wasn’t convinced, so I had to pull up her instagram & there she was with the same blunt bob haircut, I was in shock but didn’t want to invade her privacy. My day was MADE. A win is a win 😂

[@cloudwatcher608]

A few years ago I was entering a patisserie in Portland trying to maneuver a stroller and I saw someone out of the corner of my eye that I registered as familiar on some level. My wife then said that it was some celebrity and I managed to guess with her vague hints that it was Owen Wilson. He was wearing a hat but as we were walking down Alberta St we walked past him and it was definitely him. I wouldn’t have bugged him even if I had noticed in the moment it was him, but it’s still kinda cool to recognize someone out in the wild.

[@benswindlehurst1857]

Wow, such a great storyteller. I was riveted. Got anymore of those gems?

[@aiai-j7i]

Go ask your mother, incel...@@benswindlehurst1857

[@Aaron-xq6hv]

Once I walked passed Vanessa Bayer on the street in the East Village, I tried not to stare but I probably failed. Then I kept walking. Story over.

[@naivemmusic]

@@Aaron-xq6hv it’s hard to look away when your amazed I tried too lol, I would’ve evaporated into thin air if I saw Vanessa 😰

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

I honesty loved this stupid sketch it was hilarious heidi did a great job tonight 😂.

[@cattheminion]

OMG I loved that. Heidi is perfection. The accent had me and I honestly didn't expect her to fall on that desk like she lives in a van down by the river. LOL

[@tomorrowneverdies4007]

This Chris Farley reference -- !!

[@ellalivingston3947]

AHHH I love this comment!!

[@LadySingsTheBooze]

this comment wins the internet

[@RobeLifeMusic]

Heidi's my favorite cast member 😄😂🥰

[@Goblinkatie]

Impeccable fall through the desk. Loved everything about this sketch.

[@suzymeister]

That desk fall was so unexpected 😂

[@cranjismcbasketball2565]

Heidi really is talented. She always manages to make me laugh whenever she plays a character on here!

[@techytrekki]

Heidi’s delivery was so on point, really liked the Mad Men type spoof to this sketch. Think they made a great choice getting Pete to kick off the new season

[@ruffxm]

Everyone over-uses the term "on point". I'm pretty sick of it. Every review and every comment "on point".

[@techytrekki]

@@ruffxm sorry :(

[@fiona9443]

@@techytrekki Apologies are for wrongdoing. You didn't have to apologize. You didn't do anything wrong. If you want to use the words _on point_ to describe things, then do it, okay? You do you.

[@techytrekki]

@@fiona9443 thank you ❤️ you’re so kind, need more people like you in the world 🤗

[@ruffxm]

@@techytrekki No need to apologize. I'm simply expressing an opinion. Just because someone has an opposing opinion doesn't make them unkind as you eluded to. That's the problem with the world today...everyone is so sensitive.

[@SpecialBeam]

SHE FELL THROUGH THE FUCKING DESK??? Lmaoo I ain't even gonna try and lie about it, that caught me all the way off guard. They got me, hook, line, and sinker.

[@sherrillsturm7240]

Love the era-correct bra!

[@anthonylicausi3566]

These are the best sketches. Pure ridiculousness and physical comedy. Heidi KILLED IT. 😂

[@JugheadJones03]

03:28 Bowen's delivery of having a date with a car .. It just hits me in such a weird comedic way. 😊

[@abigailsalmanac]

Obsessed with every character Heidi plays 🫶🏻

[@saamiaam]

Heidi is so freaking talented

[@DaeDaeDotNet]

She kills me yo

[@chriscox3709]

I totally wasn't expecting the slapstick, physical of Heidi falling through the dam desk. A good episode back after the writers strike. 😂👍

[@Southernblonde1310]

Bowen breaking at 2:36 made me giggle. 😂

[@Forgetalltheshootingstars]

Heidi can acting any role and she is so fabulous!!

[@LynzeeFord]

The little parts that made me laugh just got bigger & bigger! It started with: 1. Heidi in a 1950s torpedo bra & the way she spoke. Her cadence & voice. 2. When the finishing of the sentence got more obvious, with Kenan. 3. BOWEN WITH THE "CALL ME ALONNA" I DIED! 😂 4. "Get lost in your butt?" 🍒 on top 🤣

[@hawtmess66]

I love that Pete got the opportunity to host. He was outstanding!

[@jordanmcclendon3049]

When she fell through that desk 😂

[@thehighsnowman7620]

Did you notice the cup on her desk it did like a flip it's pretty awesome

[@kno3730]

She is HILARIOUS!! 🤣🤣 that desk break had me falling out my chair 😂 oh man I like her

[@givenscommunications6307]

Heidi did that stunt like a pro! The banter between everyone was so kookie.!

[@ItsKelechi]

The fact that the music that comes in at 2:59 is very "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" coded 😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@daniaahsan4601]

Heidi is a champ! I couldn't stop laughing how she rolled with that upside phone

[@CharliePetricor]

Watching this sketch made me realize how much I missed Heidi, she really is one of the greatest ones! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@jscotthatcher380]

alway love a little bit of surrealism in sketches.

[@lindsayalisonstevens3592]

“Get lost in your butt? I do, my God, I do!” Pete’s delivery was too funny 😂😂😂

[@dielaughing73]

He's not wrong either

[@MarcsAlot]

Heidi is a gem, so funny.

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

I was NOT expecting Heidi to fall and break the desk like that, lol! That almost looked unintentional, lol.

[@davidbeppler3032]

@MrGriff305 Do you have proof? I did my own research and it was in fact unintentional. Stay in your lane.

[@prophetzarquon]

Having just watched the "Secretaries" sketch, the extra-hard fall in this one, is a perfect counterpoint!

[@KitC916]

Heidi Gardner, still got it! Whatta figure!

[@aaronjohnson8490]

Love me some Heidi

[@Antwannnn]

[@superbadisfunny]

Hell yeah

[@GucciCondoms]

I can’t sit here and act like Heidi doesn’t get hotter & hotter. Every time I see her❤️❤️❤️

[@celiawedner]

guys the comeback from the strike is so strong all of these are killers

[@recherche4528]

Wrong.

[@obiehn276]

@@recherche4528Wrong

[@fulltrottlee]

@@recherche4528 who asked you

[@recherche4528]

@@fulltrottleeRight back at you.

[@fulltrottlee]

@@recherche4528 right back at you

[@Bahia320]

Heidi's movements are sublime!!

[@pop5678eye]

Heidi deserves to be among a list of Oscar nominees. Her versatility and commitment to her roles is nearly unparalleled in recent sketch history. I hope Hollywood recognizes that and gives her leading roles once she is done with SNL.

[@laalaa99stl]

Aww Heidi. You don't have smoke a fatty for us to know you're a real one.😏

[@OptimusPrimeribs]

"get lost in your butt? I do. My GOD I do." lol I know the feeling.

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Heidi's outfit have been on on point tonight.

[@darleneschneck]

I just love that she’s too young to instinctively pick up the correct end of the phone receiver 😍😂❤️

[@Za-Duck]

When she fell I died 😂

[@robertirvine6307]

Still doesn't come close to Molly Shannon.

[@b-meaker99]

Absolutely some of Heidi's best work😂❤🎉

[@caseyaicher3050]

this might be one of my favorite sketches of the last 5 years lmao

[@jasonadlay]

Gosh I love Heidi!!

[@batgurrl]

Bowen Yang needs to be featured more. I love him. Heidi as Trudy stole the whole sketch ❤️

[@BlindTom61]

He is absolutely the worst person who ever was on SNL.

[@BradDrawsStuff]

@@BlindTom61 not the worst but he might as well just hold a copy of the script than try to read cue cards

[@mchevre]

@@BlindTom61 Bowen is best as characters rather than regular sketch acting. His appearance as "The Iceberg that hit the Titanic" on Weekend Update was an instant classic. Also his "Daddy Long Legs" character comes to mind.

[@nokocchi1983]

Heidi is SNL's MVP. I love her.

[@xnaileditx]

The way Heidi went rigid when she hit the desk I feel like it hurt 😭

[@lydiadraws227]

heidi was absolutely hilarious

[@weirdalpopovich]

respectfully, damn heidi

[@TheTaurean]

“Smoke a phatty so you know I’m a real one” 🤣👏🏾 SNL never fails!

[@Mabelliot]

that fall was way too FUCKING FUNNNYYYYYYYY

[@jeffs6090]

Brought me back to the days of Chris Farley falls! She was perfect!

[@citizenofkurtistown3855]

“that’s not a stain it’s a pattern” “well it filled me up!” HELLO

[@PAUL_K]

Dodge Cadillac - now I've heard everything from SNL! 👌

[@Maliceless100]

Super smart sketch - we've never seen Heidi so good - I literally laughed out loud at her fall.

[@margaretpeabody243]

😊❤ Heidi's secretary character is delightfully animated. Hoping to see more of her in subsequent weeks😅!

[@tfpp1]

This was one of THE most random skits I've seen. And I loved it! 🤣

[@danielcox1654]

I love Pete

[@carina9295]

The way he looks at the queue cards every few seconds just

[@thejester57]

Absolutely love Heidi in this😂

[@artyomstepura5824]

Heidi's physical comedy is so good

[@gh0stm0nst3r6]

unhinged & iconic. what a fall

[@grantbillingsley5308]

Pete is so deserving of this legenddd

[@MorrisB1971]

"Smoke a fatty so you know I'm a real one"😂 Took me out

[@johnsomething567]

This sketch went weird fast . Loved it lol

[@myrahj1482]

We need laughter and SNL delivered. ❤

[@ErikPehrsson]

That Heidi is SOMETHING ELSE 😍😍😍

[@cleverusername9369]

2:13 "Your sexiest Dodge Cadillac"

[@AK-jw7rx]

Which ofc is even more absurd bc Dodge didn't make Caddys

[@cleverusername9369]

@@AK-jw7rx wow, look who got the joke...

[@AlexanderNevermind888]

This sketch made no sense because it had so many different things going on and lots of angles. It was absolutely hilarious!

[@thatcece08]

the sketches just get better and better!

[@CrazyCapricorn]

this skit gives me such a classic comedy/theatrical vibe. I really enjoyed it

[@notvalidcharacters]

I love how the desk collapses yet the cup stays upright.

[@user-uj1vh7uk6v]

I looked up this pete davidson.. but the real stare is her!! the way she uses the body and humour is magnificent

[@manskame]

snl is back baby

[@tylerhackner9731]

Pete killed it here

[@carina9295]

The way he looked at the queue cards every few

[@RayHoward1140]

LoL she looked so helpless when she hit the floor 😂

[@ceejeezyCGZ]

Funniest skit so far. She'd make Carol Burnett proud!

[@JakeyD23]

Lmao bro Heidi is TOO funny😂😂

[@staypower11]

Great job on that pratfall, Heidi!

[@GoatFoodMedia]

Yo the phone pick up is now a classic moment lol😂

[@LisaImhoff-v8q]

Her physical humor is hilarious 😂

[@BelleTolles]

The Dijon 😂. Pete's laugh at beginning 😂

[@inthewoods80]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was a Farley move done to perfection.

[@jaymorf7374]

Heidi falling into that desk, knowing it's going to collapse, is the very pinnacle of committing

[@rickylegendesq.514]

I think this might just be my favorite SNL skit ever. It's not the funniest but it's just exceptional all around.

[@Maliceah]

Pete has matured so much as a performer. It's great!

[@wickedcurve1975]

I love being a secretary🐶💙🐶

[@unavailble2024]

The way shes moving when shes looking at the package and flipping it😂

[@dCash117]

Heidi is the new Queen of SNL

[@melody-13]

Michael Che’s personal assistant got a new job!! Good for her!

[@midnighttrain7844]

the way heidi checks out that envelope lol

[@JillKnapp]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate that acrobatic mug sticking the landing when Heidi fell through the desk? Judges give the mug a 9.85!