SEC Shorts - A South Carolina fan is the scariest 2020 Halloween costume

[@hordman]

"My life expectancy has been reduced by 6 years...." This is great LOL

[@InTheRedZone]

Best line of the video

[@grimbyrne195]

As a South Carolina fan, I claim a loss of ten years. And winning 7 games in a season is starting to look pretty good.

[@jerryjanik480]

You could say the same thing about Michigan fans

[@kenboslicee]

That’s on the conservative side

[@justinjeffers5644]

As an Arkansas fan I know how you feel

[@buddy3824]

As a loyal Gamecock fan this cut deep. Hilarious.

[@birch5757]

As a loyal Auburn fan...I'm pretty sure he's right about my team being bad.

[@mobilegamerytwellplayedyt5272]

Nah Auburn is not bad there just ok team this year

[@michealjacksonsinnocent2488]

This is what you get for being rude as hell to clemson fans

[@buddy3824]

@@michealjacksonsinnocent2488 My wife lives and dies with Clemson. If by "you" you mean SC fans in general, then...maybe? The only people I am rude as hell to are people from Boston. With Clemson I have no hate, but respect. Like that annoying older brother you just can't be better than. You hate him, but it's not real hate. FYI, I watched Clemson fans act every bit as horrible as anyone towards Miami fans in Charlotte for the ACC title game so it's not like any 1 fan base doesn't have their douchebags. I just thought this video was funny as hell and perfectly captures what being a Gamecock fan feels like.

[@ricefields7539]

+birch5757 I guess you can say Bo Nix really “threw” that game. He threw the ball right to SC and gave them 3 free touchdowns.

[@PRich-ph9ue]

This guy needs at least a 15 minute segment on college GameDay every Saturday

[@christhornton1785]

These videos are worthy of skits on (the old) Saturday Night Live.

[@christhornton1785]

@Brett Hogan That's what I think!. I am not a fan of McAfee.

[@tabithaj.1753]

@@christhornton1785 I was thinking the same thing

[@tabithaj.1753]

Yep👍🏾

[@cornerstonehoneybees2525]

SEC Nation would be a better show for it...

[@Thumpr110]

I think we should all pause and appreciate how good Josh’s acting is.

[@MrHodge1]

Agreed, fellow Tyler. He kills it.

[@fort9303]

Love this guy

[@finchborat]

He and Robert ace it every time.

[@FarFlungHeel]

Don't know the woman's name,, but she is very good every week, too

[@bjswope8797]

Just thinking the same thing! It’s incredible how productive and creative this team continues to be.

[@gamingwithblueberry4638]

I cant believe how accurate this is lol. The thing that really kills you is the hope. The taste of success makes you come back week after week with hope, only for it to be crushed over and over again.

[@xxxporkchop6969]

And that my friend is the life of a UGA fan

[@tenn_girl]

@@xxxporkchop6969 And that my friend is the life of a TN fan

[@craigb6904]

As a Florida fan, I can confirm that this is at least partially the Will Muschamp pattern. Get rid of him and you’ll be a bit more consistent.

[@derekpeterson110]

Welcome to Minnesota

[@ChristopherX30]

😂😂🤣

[@USCndaATL]

As a South Carolina alum and lifelong Gamecock fan from Charleston, I can tell you that this video is so spot-on accurate, it's almost as if I wrote it.

[@TheRealPurpleHand]

As a Georgia fan, I felt that sting from "beating a top 20 team"....Hello 2019! And all the other years SC killed our SEC champ hopes.

[@sewgatormomm]

Yeah, that’s why I went to C of C. No football team to let us down.

[@ezmoney79]

Worst of all sc loses to clemson every year (normal seasons) that's a win for clemson vs the SEC south carolina needs to get the fuck out of our great conference glad I'ma BAMA fan RTR

[@robertdubose5118]

@slab buster RTR no.

[@ezmoney79]

@slab buster RTR yeah I agree 100% hell FSU and Miami were offered to join the SEC they chickened out they didn't want no part of that shortly after they went on to join the ACC

[@conman128]

The only difference between a South Carolina fan and a Tennessee fan is that our in state rival isn’t better than us so I completely relate to this vid😓

[@davissanders6381]

*looks at Vanderbilt's 3 wins over Tennessee in the past 4 years* You may relate more than you think.

[@johnparker8588]

Memphis is better.

[@johnparker8588]

Just wait till next year? That is the Arkansas war cry. However, a 7 win season would be magical.

[@jessekiestler6522]

Just because TN won't play Memphis doesn't mean they are better.

[@Dev-zd3rx]

@@davissanders6381 lmao

[@fireballflig]

One staging flaw: Would a South Carolina fan drink from an orange cup when clear cups are available?

[@goatcheese4me]

very astute observation

[@brcar6862]

Hellllllllll no lol

[@brycegardner3311]

No we wouldn't

[@epifunny1]

No; he'd be drinking from an Alabama cup.

[@brycegardner3311]

@@epifunny1 that doesnt even make sense

[@ryandickerson6395]

"Renasant Bank understands YOU" hit different today.

[@MrLandonL]

As a lifelong Gamecock fan this is the most accurate Short ever.

[@ethanc3094]

“Stephen Garcia was a hero to my people”

[@fort9303]

No Doubt

[@cfluff6716]

Haha! How long has it been now...And don’t forget Jeffries, Spurrier three headed monster that ruined our season

[@joetownsend-]

Ethan C, ‼️CONNER SHAW‼️

[@Atricks861]

Lattimore man

[@yournextdoorneighbor1683]

Conner Shaw

[@surferzapper20]

2:16 becomes hilarious now that Hannah appears in every few skits as the literal personification of hope. Hope treat us well, just once!

[@maxaquino1971]

I like to think of this as Hope's origin story

[@ajg8722]

No even an SC fan, but after seeing y’all beat a highly ranked TN and Clemson. I can see how hope comes. We’ll see what next season has.

[@jaredchapman1039]

I come back to this every year

[@rabidrunner5516]

Still holds true today, especially today

[@90srule96]

Josh really deserves a Heisman- I mean Oscar- for his performances in these. Seriously, that guy can act!

[@MasonBallowe]

As a gamecock fan... i can only admire your empathy. Clearly you get me.

[@ChristopherX30]

@slab buster RTR - The entire NCAA is rooting against Clemson! 😂😂🤣🤣

[@ekibirigeable]

@@ChristopherX30 Everyone loves little ol' Clemson;-)

[@lawzlive]

When he said “I... I can’t..” I felt that

[@emmas.m]

Yep. When you've grown up rooting for a team your whole life, you can't just stop. It's like a peice of your soul missing.

[@aeromedical6750]

Was anyone else getting “The Shining” vibe from this? Should’ve had the Clemson tiger mascot pop in around the corner with an ax hollering out “Here’s Dabo!”

[@ekibirigeable]

Or just 56-7!

[@jeffhighfield1296]

It is The Twilight Zone, not the Shining

[@aeromedical6750]

@@jeffhighfield1296 - really? I would’ve never guessed. Obviously, the whole Rod Serling reference went completely over my head. Thanks for bringing this to my attention. Otherwise, I would have remained completely clueless.

[@davidfence6939]

I'm NOT afraid of Dabo. BV is gone. He's the scary one.

[@chbachelor8993]

This is my new favorite one as a South Carolina fan and student, spot on why I keep my expectations low every season. Can Connor Shaw suit up again? He's on the staff lol

[@brcar6862]

For real. The best we ever had

[@calebhenry1497]

I mean this season isn't toooooo bad right? Oh wait, sorry, I was being hopeful again

[@ajjordan8102]

Even though this hurts every time I see it, I can't stop watching. I grew up in the stands of Williams-Brice and was taught what my father calls "Gamecock math" from a young age. There is always a chance to win and always a chance to lose.

[@jimprivette1578]

You guys finally feature South Carolina and it's a hot knife to the stomach. However, from a lifelong Gamecock fan, this Short is spot on. I laughed so hard that I cried.

[@corgish07]

I like that his name is Trevor...and he's a gamecock fan hahaha

[@DisabusingTheLeft]

OUCH !!!!! That cut deep to this Gamecock to the heart, but so true. The Spurrier years were good though. Don't know if we will ever see a run like that again.

[@tommypine9239]

Yes, but at what cost? You’d had to listen to him and have him around every day.

[@Klutche]

Bro! What about stockton!? Next year is the year!

[@ekibirigeable]

Sure you will, when Dabo retires or goes to the Pros 🤣

[@DisabusingTheLeft]

@@ekibirigeable Hmmmmm seems like your success in recent years has given you convenient amnesia, my friend. Here is the record of SC (w/Spurrier) vs Clemson (w/Dabo) : 2008 Clemson won (Dabo as interim coach) 2009 SC won 2010 SC won 2011 SC won 2012 SC won 2013 SC won 2014 Clemson won I tip my hat to the success ya'll have had the past 5 years, but don't lose sight of where you were. Spurrier's leaving likely opened the door for you guys.

[@jeremylocklear6583]

That Hannah should be in movies. So expressive!

[@davidcole2337]

Based on a True Story...

[@jeffhighfield1296]

This may be the best written and acted SEC SHORT ever produced!!!

[@evanperryman8727]

I’m a life long Carolina fan and found this video hilarious. In all honesty though there’s no other team I’d rather root for. Will enjoy every game even if we don’t win any.

[@paladin181]

Asa Gamecock fan, I've never laughed and cried so hard at the same time. funny, accurate, and hurtful - All at once!!!

[@MichaelCummingsTheAmerican]

Man, you guys are so good. Always spot on. This rings true for us A&M fans as well... HOPE.

[@Magnous06]

That Gunner Stockton reference truly aged like fine wine.

[@piratescove4]

Your telling me, it's even better now since he is going to be leading the Georgia Bulldogs, through the Playoffs since Beck is injured.

[@laurynhoch8915]

I set my captions for "Texas A&M" and then I cried

[@_Sandlapper]

Being a Gamecock prepares you for the adversities of life, nothing is guaranteed.

[@erikochoa-kmoch4397]

Try being a Nebraska fan. Best 3-9 team ever

[@reyb1649]

As a Georgia fan, I promised myself not to watch this channel again after last week's SEC shorts. But it's just too entertaining not too. lol.

[@Pseudowolf]

Aw c’mon. Everyone gets their turn with this guy. Gotta be able to laugh when it’s your team! :)

[@rickstephens7063]

Look around you son, this is Georgia football.

[@zgarrett14]

Same

[@fort9303]

Same but they’re just too funny

[@TheSkiffWanderer]

3 years later. Carolina just beat Kentucky after barely getting by Old Dominion and the hope rises ever so slightly and this video remains relevant.

[@jackpenny8746]

how ya feeling today?

[@hman1801]

I'm a Gamecock for life and this thing had me rolling. I knew one of these was coming sooner or later.

[@Ronnie7474]

Watching this after Gunner Stockton decommitted makes it sting a bit more

[@davidfence6939]

Seeing Rattler transfer, Braden Davis and Tanned Bailey commit and sign. Hope is back. How long she stays we'll see.

[@darkhero1605]

@Chiseller some things never change 😭😭

[@CoasterCreationTV]

@@davidfence6939 She's back with us again lol😂

[@jeffjacobs1707]

As a lifetime Gamecock fan I want to be offended...but this is so brilliantly, and correctly, done, that I just enjoyed it immensely. Well done.

[@JCabag]

I don't know, his description oddly sounds like the horrors a TN fan experiences.

[@heyitsevan758]

I was thinking the exact same thing, but there’s always 1998, right?

[@mtlians]

No, SC has a faint glint of hope. TN never ever ever ever ever had any hope.

[@HorusHawks]

Oh damn, that's all I could think while watching it...change shirts, and a couple of references and BAM! You got the Vols!

[@graysingleton6456]

Yeah accept y’all beat us most of the time lol

[@poonpoonsmith399]

As a Tennessee fan, I refuse to wear a "98" shirt/jersey. I will not live in the past!!

[@90srule96]

“South Carolina fan, meet Arizona State fan. You two have a lot in common, so I’ll just go over and grab a beer while you guys talk...”

[@volusiasorange]

Now imagine if U of A was Godzilla

[@1988metcalfe]

This channel is severely underrated. You guys do an amazing job of capturing and making fun of psyche of every SEC football fan base.

[@goatcheese4me]

Been a Gamecock fan my whole life. You just described it perfectly. Love it! I'm crying laughing, then crying.

[@jjustus8685]

OMG HE NAILED IT! 40+ YEARS OF MY LIFE singing we’ll get ‘em next year and 2021 is no better

[@JustinHeideman]

Damn he nailed Auburn in the head with that Top 20 jab 😭 and I’m an Auburn fan 💀

[@elmoreglidingclub3030]

Wish you had brought your skills to Auburn, Vanilla. You are da man. Impressive!!

[@handymanhoney-do6881]

That whole bit could be used for Auburn,,,,,,especially the “cross state rival” piece. I’m looking at you, Bama. 🤣

[@JustinHeideman]

@@elmoreglidingclub3030 I never thought someone would recognize me in the KZbin comments of a random video but dang now I feel special 😭😂

[@safespacebear]

Spent some time in the Army in South Carolina (Ft Jackson) and got to know several diehard Gamecock fans. Starting swapping Gamecock with Razorback horror stories and I finally felt I had meet people who understood my pain. Great people 10 out of 10, would recommend.

[@redneckrufus6088]

That missed call on that one punt for the Ole Miss v Auburn game is gonna haunt me for a long time

[@elmoreglidingclub3030]

She is the cutest ever. Just sayin’. Pointing out the obvious, I know.

[@AnonYMous-qi2ol]

Aggies everywhere - "Yep, that's us too. Oh, except for the part about the in state rival being good. Sorry SC, you do have it worse"

[@chrispy841]

I'm a sc fan and i hate to, but i approve this message 😒

[@shanekeenaNYC]

Meh, the FSU fan is scarier. COVID spikes and all.

[@baylor06]

Laughs as a Baylor fan 😖😭😭

[@baylor06]

@Mickey Merzon charley brewer puts us bears on suicide watch

[@stevenfoster9402]

And now South Carolina is officially the 3rd best school in the state behind Clemson AND Coastal Carolina.

[@groverwindham9761]

I lived it everyday, been a fan since 7 yrs old. I'm 63 now. Good one.

[@northtexan95]

Needs a few more "No doubts" at the end. :)

[@tommypine9239]

It’s the clinical definition of insanity

[@djonpow]

No doubt!

[@mikeflo6459]

Checking the Twitter for the belk bowl. I’ve lost more than 6 years but I understand, this cut deep lol

[@theocratickingdom30]

We warned y’all about Muschamp. But, you didn’t listen. ~ Gator fan

[@Dinkdownn]

😂😂

[@USCndaATL]

Hey now. The fans listened. It's our Athletic Director that didn't listen.

[@theocratickingdom30]

@@USCndaATL I understand. Foley was practically in tears at Muschamp's press conference after he'd been fired.

[@Wadzillia]

I don't know one South Carolina fan that was happy he was hired.

[@brcar6862]

I didnt want him in the 1st place. Dont think many fans did. Probably pick another like that loser too

[@colinclayton6388]

Lmao the CC says *an unnerving tone not found in Sand Storm* when the scary music starts amazing detail.

[@dpbeason]

0:17 "Who comes to a Halloween party and does not dress up?" The guy right behind you.

[@dextercochran4916]

See the orange and white? He's dressed as a Tennessee fan. SEC Shorts sending a subtle reminder that they haven't forgot about them and that they may once again be featured... Soon.........

[@tigerfan525]

Napoleon Dynamite, the shirt says "vote for Pedro"

[@midlandsdirectory3699]

Still the best SEC Shorts of all time!

[@worstnightmareful]

The Clemson part is facts 😂

[@NickDirk]

Finally seeing this in 2024 and I can feel the entirety of this pain.

[@CarolinaNocked]

As a guy who was part of South Carolina first bowl win and does local radio for Carolina, I feel like this man is looking into my soul. 🤣

[@USClight]

2 years later and it still holds so painfully true. I’ll come back 10 years from now and it will still hold true unfortunately.

[@bamaphoenix9873]

My life expectancy was shortened by 6 years waiting on this video .... WORTH IT !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🇺🇸🇺🇸 👍👍

[@alexanderc.4654]

SO THIS IS HOPE'S ORIGIN STORY! SHE GETS TRAUMATIZED, RUNS IN THE BATHROOM, AND COMES BACK AS HOPE

[@JoBo0209]

This... this does bring a smile to my face.

[@nolesquad5162]

I am sure this guy does also. I have unfortunately returned after my two week hiatus

[@gooseman7268]

Hey didn’t y’all beat a a top 5 team don’t be sad

[@Dev-zd3rx]

Clemson fans showed up in 2016 lol

[@kdunski2085]

@@gooseman7268 underrated comment

[@JoBo0209]

@@Dev-zd3rx That could be true for a few fans but all the Clemson fans I know have been fans for life. I’m a Clemson student too so save your bandwagon insinuations.

[@michaelstallings5824]

constantly checking the twitter feed of the belk bowl to see if they will have you lol

[@jamessimms415]

I know you can’t bite the hands that feed you, but a short on SEC officiating would be awesome

[@jeffreykahrs6310]

This is so spot on I am just going to cry.

[@Nicole-rf7kh]

I feel attacked 😂 the accuracy of this skit is unreal. 7 win season... pssshhhh we wish 🤙

[@mcmichat]

“You see what I did there?” Legit gave me goosebumps

[@sportzeditz7940]

Ouch.

[@bleachorange]

@#WhoDat4Lyfe Kris Fields Dont do it Tyler, he's just trying to sack your qb!! (who will inevitably be injured and out for the season)

[@deez26788]

This wasn't so bad. If the gators can't get over covid the next sec short will be an extinction level event.

[@brcar6862]

oranges that would be great. Get rid of that worthless Collin hill. He sucks. Dont know why they put him in, no where near as good as hilinski

[@michealjacksonsinnocent2488]

That’s what you get for being rude as hell to Clemson fans for decades

[@chrisdekaney]

As an Aggie, this hit really close to home.

[@waltp4855]

Dont worry! we have a chance to beat bama next year!

[@chrisdekaney]

@@waltp4855 Oh, absolutely! No doubt. No doubt. No doubt. No doubt.

[@puertotexan]

The BAS hit hard with this one. #Triggered

[@shannongillar]

Add in - Our in state rival gets ranked top 10 just for fielding a team.

[@robertolmstead1346]

@@waltp4855 “Next year” is our motto.

[@phantom70815]

I know it’s bad as an LSU fan when an opposing team loses to us, it’s a disgraceful loss.

[@phily3190]

Yeah. I think we can beat Auburn next week. As great as it would be to beat Bama again, I'm starting to think if we can just beat Florida and A&M this season is a success. Bama has enough bragging rights no matter what, but listening to Fla and A&M fans every year is nauseating

[@phily3190]

Let's just send Marshall out on a high note, and next year set the world on fire again

[@Dev-zd3rx]

Nah we suck

[@trevorbilliot2625]

If we’re playing MS state without anyone getting pantsed and losing to Missouri, you know I’m already disowning the season

[@shchorss]

@@phily3190 Ohhh, uhh...if I were you, I'd probably not get my hopes up for anything. Just be content on knowing that you may have another win down the road at Ole Miss, but definitely do not get emotionally invested in the idea of beating Florida or Texas A&M...or even Arkansas.

[@mikeschmidt4800]

Gunner Stockton went to UGA where he will never see the field, while the Shamecocks are left holding a baby Rattler.

[@mcbailey01]

I am laughing so hard. I grew up in Columbia and my dad was a die hard Gamecock fan

[@elizabethebert7526]

Ahhhh the in state rival part is way too true...

[@seantomlinson3320]

She's adorable. He's terrifying.

[@aaron666ism]

SC fan here. You nailed it.

[@shred_zed1]

There should have been a clip of the Arkansas defense scaring the other SEC teams.

[@johnpigsooie9455]

Man I feel you coach Odom got them hawgs hustling this year

[@loganstringfield5872]

This is the most relatable and honest thing that I have ever watched in my 23 years of being a Gamecock fan 😪. Hilarious as well 😂

[@macburch8304]

As a South Carolina I can confirm everything he said is true

[@rodgerbane3825]

South Carolina fans finding out why OU fans were chanting "We want Caleb, we want caleb".

[@austingarrick9054]

HEY HEY. If we had Marcus Lattamore, we woulda beat LSU in 2012 and I guarantee we would have made it to the national championship. I GUARANTEE IT.

[@thatbigbammer3491]

Watching this makes me even more grateful for the success my team has had. Knowing that there are fans that go through the horror a South Carolina fan endures every year.

[@ronmoak329]

Clemson isn't the only instate school South Carolina can't beat- The Citadel is here too lol

[@thatbigbammer3491]

@@ronmoak329 Other than 2015 SC has beaten the Citadel a lot. Don’t know what you’re talking about

[@ronmoak329]

@@thatbigbammer3491 how about when the #25 shamecocks played The Citadel in 1990?

[@thatbigbammer3491]

@@ronmoak329 Other than those two SC has beaten the citadel

[@ronmoak329]

@@thatbigbammer3491 play us- i dare you lol

[@rxdawg75]

The Beauty of SEC Shorts is that they convey what the average fan is thinking and feeling....make fun of said fan.....and don't look like douchebags doing it.

[@vittoriaradesi1137]

Constant failure, being unable to quit the team, watching your in state rival have a football renaissance. This sounds like my life as a GT fan

[@HP-ov7ol]

All I can say to our SC brethren is, I feel your pain. Gig 'em!

[@kevinw640]

This is exactly what I've been thinking all along....I can't stop watching the chickens! Help me please!

[@victorlow2901]

There’s always the respect of being in the SEC. I mean if that’s any consolation

[@DNSKansas]

South Carolina only got in the SEC because Florida State and Miami wussed out and wanted the easy way to win national championships. If the SEC could hit the rewind button, it would have invited Clemson first.

[@kdunski2085]

@@DNSKansas not at the time lol clemson had an ass football history too before a decade ago

[@JoBo0209]

@@kdunski2085 Not even close. Clemson already had a natty by the time South Carolina joined lol

[@vickvick4290]

@Jordan Bowman totally agree the Dawgs and Clemson played every year back then as well.

[@shchorss]

@@JoBo0209 A single national championship doesn't really mean shit lol. Ole Miss had 3 claimed national championships before you even got one, so that argument kind of goes out the window. Unlike Alabama, this is first time really in program history that Clemson has been relevant. Keep in mind, Clemson has 31 losing seasons since 1900. That's not exactly "rich" history in football right there. ;)

[@supercheese7033]

Haha, this is sooo good 3 years later.

[@lilchi721]

What's even more scary is Muschamp is still the coach

[@JWex-jy7sk]

Don’t worry, that nightmare has ended!

[@skii1410]

Idk if it was the music but i an an LSU fan and this gave me chills

[@77AussieRulz]

The only thing scarier than an SCU fan is a Jets fan

[@ShakShak1999]

Actually what's scarier than a Jets fan is a Falcons fan

[@connorlanglinais2751]

Idk jets fans don't really have expectations.

[@dirtbag_8132]

Your abbreviation is wrong, wrong, wrong! It's not "SCU", it's "USC". As in, the University of South Carolina, not to be confused with "SC", Southern California University(because University of California Southern, wouldn't make sense).

[@katherinehughes7234]

@@dirtbag_8132 University of Southern California.

[@dirtbag_8132]

@@katherinehughes7234 I know that, but that's not what their alums call it. They call it "SC", not "USC". They usually leave out the university part.

[@BeesandTeasStitching]

As a LONG suffering Gamecock fan, all I can say is MOOD. Yes, this hits WAY to close to home.

[@southeastcupseries]

This sounds like South Carolina fans

[@nickcain8322]

No shit

[@mbadrako3089]

Because it is us

[@chrisheinenoutdoors8880]

Every notification I get for a new SEC shorts video is like Christmas morning...

[@scottdavis3681]

Ya’ll misspelled Tennessee.

[@ryanl6224]

Lol

[@JWex-jy7sk]

@Scott Davis You come to a Halloween party dressed as Derek Dooley with the orange pants and everything and you’d scare the daylights out of people with that costume!

[@mgp4447]

Except Tennessees instate rival doesn't make the playoffs every year lol

[@MrAndrew428]

Except y’all have actually had long term success before :)

[@starkness12]

I have not felt this attacked since last years palmetto bowl. I love it

[@nasserawada4882]

First! Love y’all SEC Shorts (Coming from a B1G fan)

[@quentinsauvageau9522]

Same

[@bryward2820]

Is there a big ten version?

[@quentinsauvageau9522]

@@bryward2820 no 😔

[@nasserawada4882]

@@bryward2820 the B1G version of South Carolina is Nebraska

[@ryanl6224]

B1G is so overrated

[@nickfox9030]

that was a quick turnaround! Love these!

[@lsufan4138]

It sounds like South Carolina fans live in the Twilight Zone.

[@colehennecy4296]

Buddy you have no idea what we put ourselves through

[@NoSxKats]

It'd be better if we did.

[@uscgamecockfan7545]

I want to commit non existence

[@claygeiger6909]

No they live in la la land where that’s the only place they are good at in every sport except men’s baseball and women’s basketball which nobody watches

[@christhornton1785]

Well, ar least they have that natty they won when Steve Superior was their coach. Oh wait....no they don't!

[@michaelbuckelew]

“Well, at least our coach isn’t subjected to silly things like, I dunno, being dunked in mayonnaise.”