Secure the Bug Out Bag W/ Tom Green

[@ambigshady5323]

the best part about Tom Green is i don't know how serious any of this was.

[@jonathanmartin726]

Neither did they. I feel like once Tom was fiddling around in the kitchen we all had the same “focusing in” face waiting for what was he going to do next.

[@BurnoutBushido]

He is comedic genius

[@Goy_1Da]

He’s not kidding, he really is this big of a snowflake

[@kw1213]

@@Goy_1Da The real reason he's this careful is because of his past testicular cancer and how much pain he went through with that whole process. He does come across a little snowflaky, but it's hard to blame him when you know what he went through. I can imagine not wanting to take any chances ( even though i don't think there would be any crossover potential in his case).

[@FernandoGonzalez-ys4wq]

Offshore Driller I was hoping he was fucking around but I think you’re right

[@hausmell]

lmfaooooo i love how hes just standing there talking in his house like a psychopath

[@mattacostaguitar4048]

lol he’s a pretty solitary dude

[@andrewlemay2491]

I love this ep and the one with McAfee

[@JacksonHinton]

Matt had to bite his tongue on this one

[@JesusIsKingOfKings88]

I noticed that too Lmao 🤣

[@Mofoshow]

He was taking em for a ride 😂

[@maxarceneaux5678]

4 minutes in and Tom is letting it ride full throttle lmao

[@justasking26]

Watching this two years later, the comedy to me is watching Matt the whole time... knowing how Matt’s brain works I would love to see a transcript of what he was thinking during this! Great pod!

[@gregscrabshack2307]

He knew it was BS

[@Fartaroundit]

I think he knew this was a big deal for Shane at least and was just happy

[@zzzzz45zzzzz79]

@@gregscrabshack2307yeah but the process of how to get more out of him is hilarious

[@alliedatheistalliance6776]

Tom was kind of a dick, he greets Shane and not Matt, and then seems to invite Shane to his podcast but not Matt. I wondered if he couldn't see their cams or something and thought it was just Shane there. I felt bad

[@zzzzz45zzzzz79]

It’s so insane how afraid everyone was of this thing. Looking back on all these pandemic pods is so hilarious

[@DragonTamer31K]

At the beginning of the pandemic it was pretty intense we had no counter medications and nobody was ready, first world people werent in insane danger but third world's were hit hard

[@tbdsere]

⁠@@DragonTamer31Kshut up dork

[@MilesWilliams88]

I read The Stand by Stephen King right when it started. It's a book about a pandemic that has like a 98% death rate. Fucking fraked me out😂

[@nothanks9503]

@@MilesWilliams88that wouldn’t be scary in reality it would burn itself out an effective bio weapon would simply make 10% of the military ineffective at any given time

[@nothanks9503]

@@DragonTamer31Kfirst world countries have problems with stuff like autoimmune issues like 70%+ of the US population has some kind of chronic condition requiring medication

[@Dave_Lakin]

Lol at Tom getting scared by the dishwasher turning on at night and escaping out his bedroom with a rope ladder 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@MikeRainey]

Love how when Shane hit Tom Green with a "chill, chill, chill" Tom hit em with his stockpile of chili, chili, chili.

[@squidincsquid]

Great Catch!

[@dudeimarobot]

We don't deserve this flood of content. The gods are great

[@Midnight7Marauder]

A new episode with Tom Green to check back in would be awesome

[@TPilly]

He lived in a converted van for months traveling the country and now he’s got a massive compound in Canada he farms and does perimeter checks with his dog.

[@TPilly]

A check in would be so good

[@stevebanning902]

@@TPilly damn, based

[@TPilly]

@@stevebanning902 truly. His yt channel is so peaceful. It takes a weight off seeing a family so happy with their life together

[@zzzzz45zzzzz79]

He died from coronavirus

[@CLR1992]

Seeing this makes me happy for Tom in how well he's been doing after getting hit hard with the Pandemic Worry. He had testicular cancer... clearly had an effect on how he was thinking about everything. Have to give the man some empathy, and respect for how light-hearted he was trying to stay to keep the laughs about it going.. he was fully aware of how crazy he might've seemed.

[@raramcgee4982]

I bet has came back and watched this. He is doing awesome now tho it seems!

[@CLR1992]

@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 It was! But having cancer before when you're already (clearly) a certain kind of neurotic/in your own head like Tom Green is... lends itself to health worries for sure

[@davidswanson5669]

@@CLR1992 I don’t know where you’re at in life but for me, transitioning from just a newly wed, pre-pandemic, to a father of 2, post pandemic, my personality changed dramatically. I used to be a whole lot more flippant, self-centered, and arrogant. Right before the pandemic, I was arrested and falsely charged for making a terroristic threat (investigators didn’t believe me that I had used the word “shoot” to mean “filming people”, and wanted a jury to decide what I meant), and since I was innocent I was a total jerk to the investigators because they were not listening to me. The pending trial included not allowing me to have a gun, so when the pandemic hit, and the summer of riots started heating up, I felt like I had no way of protecting my family. Fast forward a year and the charges were dropped before trial day approached. I got my gun back, and got my job back (was let go after the initial arrest), and from then on I realized that even though you fully are in control of what you mean/what you say, you aren’t in control of how people are gonna react to it. Sometimes I’d feel like “screw them for not understanding”, but once you have a family to provide for, you kinda don’t have a lot of latitude to mess around. I know Matt was a dad by this point and he seems to be fine getting wild, and that’s great, but I can at least understand why Tom would look at these younger guys and feel the need to offer up some cautious wisdom.

[@kevinberbrich]

Crazy the type of cancer he had is ironic since he was acting like he had no balls

[@williamwawro]

SHOUT OUT TO THE BULL THE SHAMAN AND THE GREEN!

[@shapes4893]

Me: this podcast is Fred Durst: butta

[@ListenToBigFace]

‘We’ve got collared greens...’ ‘Yo, chill chill chill...’ 😂

[@justpettet3506]

ahahahahahah

[@jaydyer6682]

“Purple Kool-aid...” Yo chill chill chill...

[@natecousins6264]

then immediately the chili was grabbed

[@joem.6940]

Canned leen

[@benardman2665]

Blessing the dawgs with non stop content

[@BasedBuddDwyerr]

Saint Rogies better watch his back, dawgs are coming for the throne!

[@marksteenson3182]

37:00 Matt w the insanely alpha move of letting Tom know he could upgrade zoom to talk longer, but just won't.

[@opnwtr]

Shane spitting the dip in those awful water bottles always feels like home

[@gesshert2473]

I spent 38:37 minutes waiting for the punchline… watching this in 2024 for the first time 😂

[@LucidRecluse]

I love how Tom mocked the celebrities that took the pandemic seriously. Was so funny to witness

[@mapzpoker]

when did he say that? recently? I thought he admitted that he was pretty freaked out by it at the beginning on Rogan

[@noodlesman12]

Tom was pretty much all serious. Heard that he’s a little bit of a health freak since he had the cancer and had to get his testicle removed

[@Cannolikiller]

God, country, Matt, Canadians.

[@ednakrabapoly]

thanks bud

[@RefinedQualia]

Fuck this is so good I wish it were longer like at least an honor, these guys were riffing off each other left and right, Tom Green is actually alot more subtle than people realize, the mans essence is funny

[@LordTreeko]

He's a legend, just like Guts 😂

[@JMCote112]

So much about this is interesting to listen to now

[@JakeNoland]

"I don't like talking about all that kind of stuff, but let's just say I'm ready for anything up here" Epic answer. Tom is the man. Lol

[@tcolley]

Watching this in 2024 is sad

[@kyleglennon5336]

Unbearable

[@00TheD]

He's joking

[@PearceVaughn]

hearing shane describe the function of ventilators that ended so many people at 6:02 was chilling

[@benkleinfelter8673]

This is gold

[@adi96adi]

Right lol and Matt had to hear it live 🤣

[@turdfurg47]

I watched this man play with dead animals as a kid now he's afraid of the flu

[@thekidwhogrows]

He got over the fingering 😉

[@aprilrobynh]

Tom Green is a gem. Hilarious.

[@joeycrack3018]

Democrats got to Tom big time

[@melhuante831]

The most depressing episode of The Tom Green Show

[@eliasunalan5244]

how does this have so little views this is the funniest shit ever

[@justpettet3506]

TOM YOU HAVE BEEN IN LA TOO LONG>>>> CHILL BRO

[@ChideNorms]

Tom Green’s mkultra handler must have tuned him up good right before this hahahah

[@willsmith798]

I can not believe they got Tom Green. Great work my dawgs keep up the great work

[@Tragz]

Matt rocking the Sean Penn haircut.

[@MrYodeezy]

1:00-3:00 people were actually living like this

[@CodyFancyPants]

Whether or not Tom Green was entertaining this episode, I feel bleesed by the gods that Matt and Shane have been putting up da 'tent

[@deengew]

Tom Green could not ever do anything funny ever again and he'd still be the homie

[@marlinsmith9070]

Good to see tom is taking this whole thing so well lol

[@thomasford9204]

Now back to the sardines!!😂😂

[@jdsw970]

The most immediately entertaining video I have watched in who knows how long

[@IoannisPowell]

This is crazy I got the flu this year and I wish it was Covid lol

[@dillonainsworth]

I had so much fun watching them giggle with deadpan as a backdrop... 😂😂😂

[@iamatomiczombie]

This breaks my heart for Tom but he ended up in a beautiful place. Like this scare kind of sent him on a great life adventure.

[@hatchetman664]

Dr Tom made Matt and Shane laugh so much more than they made him laugh. Dr Tom is wild

[@TheJohnGway]

wild lookin back at this

[@SaulFein]

Was hoping Tom was going to do more butt stuff. "My bum is on the cheese bum is on the cheese if I get lucky I will get a disease." What a classic.

[@mikeb9667]

The Tom Green show was fkn legendary.

[@tomw4918]

just watching this hilarious man slowly lose his mind

[@SerHuntsReviews]

This was dope. Thanks ladies

[@SoThoroughJoeBurrow]

Tom needs a months worth of Zanies

[@justpettet3506]

its just L:A

[@iv7796]

hahaha

[@letereally10]

The DAWGZ come out swinging with big time hollywood guest Tom "Freddy Got Fingered" Green. YEAR OF THE DAWGZ

[@codyduncan5414]

Simple Green was stockpiled everywhere when I was in the Army 20 years ago! Lmao

[@raramcgee4982]

The shit eats paint and shit if not diluded.

[@codyduncan5414]

@@raramcgee4982 that's a new one to me

[@raramcgee4982]

@@codyduncan5414 it's used in models and some other things. Will strip most paint after 5 hours. And get everything after a day.

[@codyduncan5414]

@@raramcgee4982 must be a new formula because that shit was used on EVERY solid cleanable surface I ever encountered while serving and it never faded anything to my knowledge.

[@raramcgee4982]

@@codyduncan5414 nah they just used the diluted version. It was the same exact color lol. I served too.

[@MoonDevoured]

Tom Green giving an unwarranted tour of his pantry in the first 5min of the cast is solid content

[@jailorhell8609]

Holy shit this episode is chaos😂😂

[@Nc18554]

Its so funny see shit from March of that year lol forgot people were sanitizing amazon boxes lol

[@david_4246]

Dorks

[@jmh31890]

This is how effective government propaganda is.

[@pirkkala]

new fav podcast

[@Daingerous1]

You boys are truly doing the Lords work

[@Hello_Its_Me_Tom]

Tom Green really needs the beard.

[@thicc_reap7569]

I think he over estimates how much rice 10 lbs is lol, great ep

[@Xx0AUS0xX]

Hahahahaaha that's what I was thinking when he pulled it out. His "stash" was considerably small in my opinion. Lmao

[@roymakescomics]

He said he planned on getting more supplies after the first month. That's plenty of food for a single dude living alone to survive a month.

[@Tsureiki]

I wish this was longer :( but I'm thankful we got this anyway. Great podcast.

[@JMCote112]

Tom has a siiiiick property in Canada now. So I think he's doing better.

[@illuminati5160]

Tom was so proud of his sardines lol

[@Keepontakingit]

Upgrade Zoom. 38 minutes with Tom is not enough.

[@gertbeefrobe]

Lifted my spirits. Thanks gents.

[@juicefpv4641]

Daaamn this is big time

[@stevonico]

"dont joke about that"

[@FlippyHambone]

Imagine there's no mansions.

[@cronilogicaly]

Shout out O'Connell shout out rope ladders

[@justpettet3506]

shouts out mental illness

[@zg9445]

Move out to a cabin in the woods and start mailing cans of sardines to government officials 😅

[@dantevilegas6779]

This is so fun to watch in 2024

[@Monscent]

OG who does a podcast standing up!!

[@IssaBoat]

"do you have weapons?" Tom: "i dont like talking bout that. lets just say im ready for anything up here." XD

[@shawnbradford2243]

California. He has no guns

[@WHDRWN]

This is the second least viewed cast of theirs. No way in the world that is not youtube pulling some slimey shit.

[@andrewlaco1776]

Saw Tom Green do standup in Asheville. I can see why he got a LeBaron.

[@seanfindley]

#1son

[@andrewlaco1776]

He was hilarious.

[@andyward8430]

Seagal proud

[@FrederickFIintstone]

Where's your LeBaron?

[@andyward8430]

poophorn I don’t see your lebaron Freddy

[@ron.mexico.]

This episode is gold. It’s the best of the pandemic.

[@nothanks9503]

How did you just get here 11 days ago

[@AH-mk4mk]

@@nothanks9503checkin in today!

[@andrewtruex]

The dawgz are great with guests. They should have more

[@applejacks8160]

Tom needs to start a late night show and kick all the current dorks right out of it.

[@maxtrick6959]

Who’s watching this bc Tom green was on Kill Tony tonight and you had to go back to see the original flame with the dawgs

[@ShaneKelley207]

I forgot this happened... so good

[@sofapizza69420]

boys reeled a legend. Big ups

[@AlIegory]

I see your week I raise you not leaving home or seeing or speaking to another human in person since December 2019. I may or may not have developed agoraphobia, who knows no way to find out.

[@lukebryant5017]

I think I’m 10yrs too young to appreciate Tom Green

[@loydnow6571]

How great is our God?

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

This is the Tom Green show

[@david_4246]

Well Tom, it's all over now. Was it as bad as the media and government told you it was? 😂

[@CCitis]

He moved to a farm

[@justpettet3506]

yeah tom green your experience is unique..... I love the guy but damn :LA turned him gayyyyyiiieeee

[@slappylippy]

Funny to look back on the covid paranoia.

[@Topcat6103]

Poor Cusker is third wheelin this cast haaaard

[@bustedcherokee]

Funny as hell the plandemic had Tom green sitting in his house for weeks on end eating sardines lmfao life imitates art

[@nickaguilar2870]

i need a cast with duncan trussell and king kusker do drugs and settle in a tee pee and pow wow with one another and shaneiessssss do regualte and call them gay once in a while, ultimate cast concept lets go

[@t.j.goldwater]

Hope you watched it! We where blessed with it

[@alliedatheistalliance6776]

I felt for Matt in this one. Tom basically acts like it's just a call with Shane, maybe he couldn't see the cams or something. First he only greets Shane, then he invites Shane to his podcast and not Matt, or at least it seemed that way.

[@JadenZeCreator]

For sure, Tom ignored matt the whole pod

[@Brain69420]

All these people giving Tom a hard time, he is Canadian of course he is a wimp. I like how Matt said like ten things

[@kodiluvaas8856]

Matt looks like Sean Penn too much in the beginning

[@jfnarmour]

Tom Green needs to go back to Canada. No room for cowards in America.

[@mitchcronin2650]

Shane “little sips” Gillis

[@scottshoe842]

Mitch Cronin spittin chew. Not sippin.

[@bossHogOG]

Scott Shoe he’s referring to what he said about dipping water to eliminate the virus

[@robcrews5077]

5:16 hahahaha

[@Mungojerry310]

Wanna Joke about sardines ?🙇🏽‍♂️😂

[@jdspeck614]

I love the pod and also Tom Green, but gosh dang was his perspective on guns so idiotic.

[@vandalistica]

"You're not going to win in a gun fight" not with that attitude.

[@jamesalexander8872]

I think he is a comedian

[@michaelnice93]

I think Tom should not be allowed to have weapons.

[@ur-next_012]

what a schitzo, dudes acting like its the zombie apocalypse