See's Candies with John Hodgman

John Hodgman joins the 'boys to discuss not having a sweet tooth and Valentine's Day before celebrating Love Week with a review of See's Candies. Plus, a new segment, Binge.
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Chapters:
00:00 - Doughboys
40:45 - Sponsored by Helix
43:38 - Sponsored by Rocket Money
44:56 - Doughboys
01:22:51 - Sponsored by Naked Wines
01:25:35 - Doughboys
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[@dabrams107]

SO excited that my Spoonman Toast was picked! Love you guys!

[@zagmazmatron]

I love a genuine hodge laugh

[@brandonmendonca5575]

I'm over an hour in and Hodgman hasn't called Nick "Double Reed". I want my money back

[@BrandonEGaylor]

Binge is the dumbest segment, and they just went full steam ahead and took it as seriously as possible. 100% A+🤣

[@Additup1021]

Natalie is cool as hell made me laugh so hard.😂

[@flknbrt]

Love that Hodg.

[@sashagaster9381]

Everybody gets goofy when they're on the Doughboys!

[@justinedevlin]

Just wanna say love the improved lighting and increased resolution of the video! Keep up the good work team.

[@tessagowan6241]

This was my favorite intro of all time. The twists and turns! The Sonny and Cher origin story I didn't know I needed in my life. The Simpson's reference. I loved it all

[@katester7]

I grew up in rural northern CA and we were a See’s family! I considered a box of See’s to be the most luxurious Christmas gift. Each subset of the family / friends / neighbors had specific boxes they believed were the best - I was and forever will be a Soft Centers person. My mom still calls me when she gets a box because I know all of the flavors by heart based on what they look like on the outside! As an adult, I still think Soft Centers are pretty good, for newcomers I’d say avoid the truffles (they taste so different and fake to me compared to the chocolates in the soft centers box) and if you were to try just one candy, I’d recommend the butterscotch square. It’s basically pure brown sugar coated by milk chocolate and is so good (but maybe too sweet for a lot of people). I also think the scotchmallows are pretty good followed by Bordeaux and the little toffee sticks. I would also always get a classic box mix over a valentines / special occasion box (where I think they’re more likely to sneak in the truffles that aren’t really that good).

[@leauxgan]

This is the first time i’ve ever watched an episode (instead of just listening) and I had no idea Wiger just death-stares the camera through his entire opening. Absolutely chilling.

[@alexandretweedie346]

I just paused this episode and watched the entire Mission Impossible Without Dialogue from the drop - absolute masterpiece.

[@RalphBarbagallo]

I don't know why but John Hodgman is one of my all time favorite guests.

[@-ScoopTheMids-]

I'm ready for this. Killer intro! Happy love week!

[@HPDDJ]

2:00:03 incredible bust up from Mitch

[@audiolegend5203]

I've watched the Rocket Money ad multiple times just for Mitch's song. That's good marketing!

[@SteveC86]

The boys are back and dressed up for their valentines dates with Hodgman.

[@jord.an6123]

'Ditch the goon, get with the spoon' was super underrated

[@crazyfunguyphil7]

I think Eggslut broke the boys brains. :)

[@gostovahs8121]

I know of delta medallion status (actually, i know of it cause of Hodgeman's book), but I had to look up the ranking system again and now I see Mitch's horror -- he didn't just lower, he went from the highest tier to the lowest! That is the biggest possible fall... i guess with how scary planes have been this last year it's not a full loss

[@worzies]

I’m gonna have the rocket money jingle stuck in my head for weeks!

[@Peapodzilla]

Congrats Wigs on the Gap sponsorship!

[@theincrediblepurp]

Kudos to Nick for correctly using myriad in the intro and not saying "myriad of". drives me nuts when people do that

[@Sarahbetho]

Amazing episode! Man, you can’t lose with John lol. So dry, but hilarious lol

[@sentienthotdog2353]

I was surprised the mention of Warren Buffet and the conglomerate ownership didn't elicit more negative sentiment from Wiges. Everyone loves uncle Warren!

[@jord.an6123]

I love hodgman for bringing up 'the imp of the perverse' during this wonderful dumb show

[@henrywilliams3153]

Finished listening to Talking Simpsons seconds before putting this on and for a millisecond I was like “wait, what?”

[@masterblaster831]

Loved it

[@louiseporterbridges2040]

I must love Wiger and Mitch more than I hate John Hodgman, because I actually enjoyed this episode!

[@NEWTGRUNDY]

oh i love this spoonboys :)

[@MrBiscuits9000]

I had my "Imp of the perverse" moment the first time I stood on the Golden Gate Bridge and looked down. I was only in SF for a day and I wanted two things. In-n-Out and to walk on the GGB. I absolutely cannot do heights anymore. That one experience made me totally afraid of not jumping... falling. Also, In-n-Out was totally mid.

[@anthonymarcos5447]

Wiger may have a Cease and Desist on his hands from Adam Ray’s Dr. Phil. “We’ll be right back”.

[@JJhugganstuff]

I love binge

[@Squatch3DYT]

Wow!

[@movieclub5216]

each piec; somtimes the swirl ontop of the choc piece can help ID which is which

[@migrainethresher]

the pre-packaged See's stuff isn't worth it. gotta go into the shop, sample stuff, pick your own assortment. fresh candy, no duds.

[@austinmcdougle5823]

“my cleaning lady” okay money bags mitch. mr. hollywood can’t vacuum his own stairs???

[@louiseporterbridges2040]

When Mum doesn't live with you...

[@timmylosthishead]

All Creatures Great and Small, Warren Buffet owns them all

[@AgentJamesson]

Wow

[@tobeanounnced]

Isn't See's known more for their Salt Water Taffy and Peanut Brittle or is that just my family?

[@Penultimate_P]

We always had the chocolate, and butterscotch lollypops

[@TheOskarReyes]

7:06

[@luckyday8522]

Ep was a bit of a hodgepodge but I can forgive this time

[@pyrotechnic96]

1:22:42 🤓 yeah different Kraft. Ol' Bobby made his money in private equity.

[@thanoswasright999]

Dammit, now I want to try Constance and her hot dog and pickle gelatin glory. It's so gross.

[@scotts.110]

Bah Cumbug!

[@AHugeCorporation]

Why does everyone's pants fit so tightly around the calves?

[@mhernandez1345]

Just in case...

[@brickorderroy]

Mitchy looking svelte.

[@Janejones233]

Why is it so dark! 😅

[@Purple_Vampyr]

The Ukrainian President is called Volodymyr Zelenskyy, not Ben 😂. More interestingly, his grandfather's name, Semen Zelenskyy 😏

[@monicah3018]

Wiger needs to relax his shoulders

[@cfraute]

I'm a podcast listener, I have a parasocial relationship with these weirdos

[@aenematron]

51:06 sorry to be the bearer of bad news but the nick cartoon to Mitch’s right looks like a racist doll

[@andrecallot7628]

When you do a jump cut in the middle of Wiger's monolog, you need to cut in closer to hide the edit. You can cut right back out after a few seconds. Looks way more professional.

[@RR-ui2en]

When you spell monologue you need to have all the letters in there, looks way more professional

[@destructinator7409]

Hi @andre, I'm actually customer service for doughboys inc. We're really sorry you had a bad experience with your doughboys episode! We'll be issuing a full refund of the $0.00 you spent on this episode to the credit card we have on file for you.

[@MrBiscuits9000]

I'm sure Emma and Casey have never before thought of this concept. Thank you for educating two of the best producers/editors in the podcast business. I'm sure they both learned a valuable lesson today.

[@unproecr]

Go @dabrams!!!