Sassy Zenyatta: Helpful Sass

Original Comic: kitsune2022-art...
By: @kitsune2022-artish
Cast: Genji,Zenyatta, Hanzo, McCree - SeigiVA
Music: FFXV OST
FFX OST

[@AstroIogian]

"He used to be a little bitch.. ..You still are one." I love Zenyatta's Sass, its just perfection 👌

[@dredd-zd8oh]

abso fucking loutly

[@AbadonXXX]

zenyatta: the sassiest matchmaker

[@kaliyanelson6106]

This sentence forever.

[@ValerioRhys]

I'm the thousandth like

[@VegitoZ17]

Im starting to feel that seigi is just becoming sassyyata

[@IchMagDosenmais]

he is already

[@zachgage4801]

He was always sassyyatta

[@omegalock27]

Were All becoming sassyyata, Maku.

[@dshuynh75dubstep]

Maku Soul o

[@dshuynh75dubstep]

Maku Soul has

[@theblackdragon1165]

So Zenny dearest is the entire reason McHanzo is a thing.

[@smuglord5057]

Time to unplug him.

[@orchestraltune5961]

The Black Dragon YAS

[@kittykatplus]

The Black Dragon YAS

[@Evelighte]

Yup, pretty much it seems like 😂😂😂

[@goldengalaxy4958]

Time to end that shit ship

[@mercury7d]

This is why Zenyatta, in any iteration, is my favorite character. Every interpretation straddles the line between sass-master, Zen monk, and cinnamon roll. The sass one is a favorite though.

[@lunamccoe1653]

Nathan Deaton I call it... The Sassy Cinna-Monk.

[@japperjay52]

(

[@windwaker1401]

+Luna McCoe Sassy Cinna-Monk. That's the best thing I've heard today.

[@Kappa-o1g]

The sass-master-

[@dhmapv5470]

Your comment has been at 999 likes for 5 years. I made it 1K now. Do whatever you want with that info, you are welcome.

[@iridium6714]

and thus, McHanzo was born.

[@ThraktheBear]

And it will thrive

[@kittykatplus]

Iridium YAS

[@leonmercury3732]

Holy cow, I commented the same thing, then came down to see other comments.

[@blinkblink1935]

Welp time to talk to hanzo.

[@goldengalaxy4958]

Noo

[@reyesaxe8523]

Oooooh so that's how the story started

[@ListenToReason]

Seigi you gotta do a game play as sassy zenyatta.

[@Ammeeeeeeer]

Indeed!

[@max-playlist]

Listen_To_Reason Fuck yes.

[@stephenflint3640]

Salt Dragon ascendant. Pretty standard legendary skin. Fits the tone of sass-yatta like a glove though

[@chloecam101]

YES

[@grae2621]

Me: *come home from four days of nonstop work and school* Mood: -100 Me: *sees that Seigi VA has released a new sassy Zenyatta voice dub* Me: +200 mood

[@SeigiVA]

I live to please

[@Blueflamex23]

That roast

[@TheTraveler980]

What roast?

[@death99firedemonytpixelcre67]

nah me going to school mood-200 getting draged by my gf mood -538 watching this video mood ×∞ fun ∞÷1

[@NPCSayori]

Big mood

[@morgancastleberry5678]

Genji used to be a little bi... but you still are one. LAMO IM DEAD!!

[@sandakinpearfloater]

Morgan Castleberry “a little bi”??? That doesn’t make sense...

[@Blaedin1337]

@@sandakinpearfloater some people don't feel already cussing in their lives, I am sure you can use reasonable deduction to figure out what bi stands for if you listen to the video again, and see which part he is quoting.

[@Bobcat_X]

"He used to be a little bitch... you still are one." The sass level is over 9000

[@uival3524]

Here let me help correct this 9001 🙂

[@preciousmoments11710]

“Oh now you tell me” I love these dubs

[@yoruichishihouin1419]

This. This was perfect. I love Sassy Zenyatta. Also, that "Howdy" McCree did when Hanzo grabbed his hair tie. Perfection. It was the cutest shit ever❤️(Well not "ever" but still). I love my ship.

[@orchestraltune5961]

Yoruichi Shihouin agreed

[@thezombiekitkat2299]

YASSSSSSSS

[@conky_dong5917]

You rang

[@butitwasmedio]

otp

[@goldengalaxy4958]

Hell noooooo

[@RandomKeyblade]

Absolute perfection. Sassy Zen will always be my favourite

[@faolanthealpha5827]

Hanzo doesn't need anything else but some cowboy lovin~

[@laurenhumphrey4117]

Oh my...

[@scarletschuyler4388]

😂😂😂

[@the_musk_of_elon714]

O.M.G!😂😂😂

[@awkwardleaf2277]

... *whispers* He’s not wrong

[@densanimations5099]

Y E S

[@salleedstrom9157]

*AND THEN, MCHANZO WAS BORN*

[@goldengalaxy4958]

OH NOOO

[@wendellalmonte4029]

Oh YESH

[@HeatherBlossom]

sass master and match maker, is there no end to his brilliance?

[@sukoshikaze6708]

The Secret Origin behind McHanzo finally revealed!

[@goldengalaxy4958]

NOOOO

[@punprincess3214]

@@goldengalaxy4958 grow up, I'm a mchanzo shipper and I'm kinda doubtful it will become canon

[@goldengalaxy4958]

@@punprincess3214 This was 2 months ago why reply I changed by then kinda

[@goldengalaxy4958]

@@punprincess3214 right I forgot

[@StripedLlama]

Hanzo with his hair down and McCree without his hat👌 💦 Like if you agree

[@rosielow527]

StripedLlama607 What am I agreeing to here? Are you gonna become the owner of my teeth or something? You have to be specific

[@worm4429]

You still are one **dabs**

[@nak8490]

XD

[@Nightengale90]

McCree's reactions were the BEST part!

[@mayonakanope1070]

I've never seen a setup for McCree and Hanzo being friends

[@nekoali2]

This is the best McHanzo introduction ever. :)

[@goldengalaxy4958]

No

[@pidge8845]

It appears Zenyatta has just done the impossible: Getting Hanzo and Mcree on a date.

[@YaBoiGuzma]

And that's how McCree died. The end.

[@I_like_cheesecake24]

Ya Boi Guzma Hanzo comes back covered in blood

[@qrowbranwen8698]

Nah. That's how hanzo got fucked.

[@aisyahkamal1128]

Yay sassyZenyatta! Love this concept especially when he thirst for Genji XD

[@Sshdxvv]

Zen:"Oh. Well. You know, I think you're right." "He used to be a little bitch." "You still are one." HE'S NOT WRONG. And I love it-

[@luckycalico1363]

We need more sassy Zenyatta to handle with all the toxicity

[@jasonsoto5273]

"you just get to bro-ing out over booze and aim or whatever" xD

[@Seabastial]

XDXD God I love how sassy Zenyatta is! I wish I was friends with him! I could really use a sassy friend like that.....

[@SeigiVA]

that is literally my own sass so...

[@Seabastial]

XDXDXD Seigi is Sassy Zenyatta confirmed XD

[@scarf-chan3749]

And thus *MCHANZO HAPPENED*

[@goldengalaxy4958]

OH HELL NO

[@cphtfluke7565]

Oh god, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. I love sassy zen

[@deviantindividual]

Zenyatta: oh course I’ll help Hanzo Zenyatta: pushes helping off to hanzo’s new friend (soon to be bf you cannot tell me otherwise)

[@sandakinpearfloater]

I am a simple human being. I see Sassy Zenyatta in my notifications and I click.

[@FateFan-ko3lc]

Perfection on sass

[@maniacaltwit]

Wade Wilson and ass.

[@FateFan-ko3lc]

cyber Caan 101 true

[@Plarkrld]

This is how Mchanzo started

[@PonyPlays2014]

So HE was the reason why my shipping happened :O Thanks Master!

[@goldengalaxy4958]

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

[@raine4736]

Noooooo I needed that McHanzo momennnntttttt

[@karinge6983]

TEACH ME YOUR WAYS SASSY ZENYATTA

[@LynetteTheMadScientist]

TBH I used to think Zenyatta was creepy as fuck. I'm so glad I found your dubs of Sassyatta. It has greatly improved my attitude towards him.

[@kurakishima8731]

tbh when zenyatta took of the ribbon i thought he was gonna whoop hanzo's ass with it

[@felearce4718]

he could... I guess...

[@maxbuvardi]

Helpful sass ftw! My favorite type of helpful, /love it/ More of Sassy Zen please!

[@JunebugKnight]

Zennyata. THE MATCHMAKER!

[@faggotkieran]

"Sponsor" I'd like to see how much of a sponsor mccree really is

[@taliesin159]

I like how Zenyatta can apparently run faster than he can float, yet still chooses to float in battle.

[@anyataylor5333]

I just love the way Sassy Zenny just like hooked Hanzo and McCree up... yessss!

[@headraline]

there it is, the missing piece of the puzzle! if anyone is wondering, this is the prequel to the one where Hanzo says to McCree "I'm going to ventilate your head when we're both sober" and the bullet-memento one.

[@samaelhuyghe4110]

Where does he says that?

[@animaker3627]

And then, the McHanzo attacked, and everything changed...

[@PerpetuallyDaydreaming]

That... THAT WAS THE BEST THING EVER!!

[@evenpalerr]

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

[@butwhy1234]

And that is how Mchanzo was born...

[@FreakySei]

01:09 I need that "howdy" to be my text msg ringtone as well.

[@airmanon7213]

Normally I don't watch the Sassy Zenyatta comics, but this one admittedly caught my interest

[@hiryuusanzo6308]

Ay~ Zenyatta is a McHanzo shipper too~ And sassy Zenyatta is the best Zenyatta

[@thunder-illustrations2621]

Mccree humming killed me- ‘Baby lock them door n turn the lights down low’ 😂

[@deskrazenia8206]

Zenyatta: he used to be a little bitch. You still are one. Savage like always bucket head.

[@shebehere2452]

And mchanzo was born

[@jess-tameme1080]

and that's how Mchanzo was made, kids!!!

[@alanamaria1003]

So THIS is where mchanzo started

[@knuxiellombardiybur8645]

Would you be surprised if I told you that I now main Zenyatta and got that skin just because of comics like this one.

[@SonicMegamanFan]

Sassy Zenyatta needs to be a real thing in Overwatch. If Blizzard can make Gremlin D. Va a real thing, MAKE IT SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@lclover4]

Zenyatta's methods are both helpful in the most unlikely way, and hilarious

[@Frokki1]

Sassy Zen ships McHanzo. Hell, yes. That's how it is going down at the Watchpoint obviously.

[@Anemoia.Tea56]

And that, is how Hanzo and McCree fell in love. Need more McHanzo in here..

[@MilesGoudy]

0:37 well dang zenyatta, you are one sassy omnic!

[@vivodmann5407]

Omg this was so well done XD seriously so funny the way you did the lines!

[@wolfluva24]

damn you zen!!! you made mchanzo!!!! i can't play a match without being stalked by asian dragon booty!!!!

[@jaygay6576]

scourgonaught Japanese, technically.

[@goldengalaxy4958]

I hate that shop so I'm with you

[@megand1609]

i choked when genji took his mask off i dont see enough good art of him without it (that include his scars)

[@starri__]

Best Birthday Present from Segi (even if it wasn't suppose to be) EVER THANK SEGI YOU MADE MY DAY BETTER!!!

[@LaraTF1080]

ZENYATTA DID IT!!??! HE WAS THE ONE WHO DELIVERED US THE BLESSING OF MCHANZO?!?!! owo I'm… Yes...

[@nier4735]

Final Fantasy XV casual chill music to intense battle music. Love it.

[@KISando]

So that's how my favorite Overwatch ship started! Thanks Zenyatta!

[@violet8921]

Chaotic Lawful in a nutshell

[@cutdragon7332]

I KNEW THAT MUSIC!!! XD Nice job on the voices man

[@lokidonewithlife456]

AAAAHHHH THESE COMIC DUBS ARE ALWAYS MY FAVOURITE - WE ALL NEED A DAILY DOSE OF SASS FROM THE SASS MASTER

[@eddywilliams4295]

So as far as I am concerned, this is how Hanzo and macree ship started. I'm just blaming genji and zenyatta. Thank you for helping.

[@KlexisBlaze]

Seigi as Sassy Zenyatta is one of the best things to happen to comic dubs and the Internet ^^

[@SeigiVA]

+K-lexis Blaze Truth

[@jeofficialjoker]

Sassyatta: keeping McHanzo theaters in tip-top shape near you.

[@redoneteron5933]

This one definitely sells the Sassyatta personality by itself

[@blackwatchgenjishimada46]

Ok I don’t know who got more rekt me or hanzo “He was a little bi*ch *YOU STILL ARE* “

[@UncannySauce]

Zenyatta is basically hooking up hanzo

[@amythestrock682]

THE SHIP CONTINUES MCHANZO YASSS

[@Lieula_]

I love the fact you're using ffxv music for these

[@anoldgamer6573]

aND THEN THEY KISSED

[@kaorinakamura2206]

Dude. Sassy Zenny is my spirit animal! Wish I could get his Sassy words of wisdom.

[@cinnamonbun3731]

Thus Mchanzo was born

[@night66666]

"he used to be a little bitch... You still are one" Sigh i'm in love with this omnic

[@NarutoBaby94]

XDDDDDDDD Genji' gonna regret everything when he walks in on Hanzo and Jesse fun time

[@le_mothman]

this is the best au

[@sar_ptolemy]

FFXV soundtracks. lovely.

[@leila13dnd]

Oh my god, SO THAT'S how McHanzo started. Cheeky Zenny, reeally cheeky.

[@robertsimon2885]

Hanzo: Give me that, you oaf! (runs off) Get back here, you Omnic imbecile! McCree: What the Hell was that about? Ahh, I need a drink... Mei, where's the whiskey?!

[@Thy_cockroach_crusader]

Why do you think im peaceful? -zenyata

[@WhiteFangJiel]

At this level its not sass, its pure savagery

[@AngelDame17]

XD You find the _Best_ Comics to Dub Seigi. they always make me smile.

[@SeigiVA]

+AngelDame17 I gotta dub the best comics if I'm the best dubber... Lol I'm just kidding. Ohmadon is so much better than me 😹

[@ThraktheBear]

Yeah, that's how I got to know Hanzo

[@punprincess3214]

Jesse McCree did he rip off his ribbon and leave or did he beat you up

[@SSMp315]

Jesse McCree Interesting what was his reaction? I assume that ribbon is pretty special to him

[@blinkblink1935]

*Stares At You With Genjis Helmet On* Hi partner!!

[@blinkblink1935]

The sass master is back

[@mr.sadman2576]

Mccree was humming that song: lock the door and turn the lights down low 🤦‍♀️😂

[@veronicaromero3180]

I busted out laughing when I heard this he used to be a little butch but you still are one😂😂😂

[@Echo-jd6xk]

0:49 "heyyy, you understand that topic in math right?" 😂