[Seikyuu] Rough Yandere Dazai Kidnaps You ANIME ASMR (Bungou Stray Dogs)

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[@Lulubende]

I’m a pretty simple person I see Dazai I click

[@notme2494]

Yea

[@tamtam9034]

Click click click

[@LilithFalls_999]

Same

[@justaperson7627]

same

[@marya6310]

*writes some thing and sticks it on the word simple* *SIMP*

[@Ms.Cyclops]

Dazai:*breaks your toes* Me: *r o l l s s s s away*

[@Willow-49]

LOL😂

[@shade7115]

Yes 😭🤚

[@catkat172]

bowling ball

[@idilbabat5550]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@_humqn_]

I was happy asf because I broke my leg 5 times And second I don't have to go to PE

[@ckiecream3965]

He's breaking my toes... I mean your like a different version of Sangwoo

[@redbullpiss]

Fr

[@erenyeager321]

A different breed

[@Amanda-bm1sq]

You know never thought about it

[@shade7115]

Fr bro

[@zanae3432]

Honestly.

[@intheclouds4166]

Can we talk about how he broke all of our toes then asked us why were we crying

[@the_lunar_sage7946]

Dazai: wHy ARe yoU cRYinG???

[@hatersgottahatewejustgotta198]

Shoto.... Why are YOU here...

[@S0RR0WFU1]

that's what my boyfriend would probably do lol, he likes toes and talks about it all the time, he's weird like me

[@intheclouds4166]

@@hatersgottahatewejustgotta198 That’s a good question

[@shototodoroki7499]

Shoto Todoroki Oh sh-

[@tiaraananda5571]

5:59 that's litterally scared the shit out of me

[@hatersgottahatewejustgotta198]

YEAH I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I ALMOST SWALLOWED THE DANGLY THING AT THE BACK OF MY THROAT, BECAUSE OF IT.

[@3lectroworld]

LMAO I LITERALLY JUMP WILE I WAS FALLING ASLEEP

[@yeonjikim7075]

me too.

[@user-lz7pp1bl2d]

I swear I thought it was my mom cleaning the dishes

[@simplyakindasussamurai.11]

@@hatersgottahatewejustgotta198 😂😂

[@urmom-pe4lj]

My dazai plush lookin at me like:👁👄👁

[@redbullpiss]

I was hugging my stuffed animal his name is boink

[@IwaChansSpike]

Dang I want a Dazai plush-

[@ZEPHYR-oz3ft]

Also my dazai body pillow:

[@Flaky_Dandruff]

Man I Wish I Had Him In My Room 😭

[@socialchaos1215]

@@redbullpiss B O I N K

[@elizabethtaurinskas1350]

Me; u won’t hurt me right? Dazai: *breaking my toes* Me: Oh.. I- okey👁👄👁

[@intheclouds4166]

👁💧👄💧👁

[@cassiussus]

I feel some sangwoo vibes here

[@Ale-mx9zd]

You don’t understand how much this made me laugh 💀

[@crabbypocket6458]

This comment is soo cute lol

[@serafong7012]

so we aint gonna scream? no? okay-

[@wanderingviolet4247]

Who's watching these types of vids during quarantine

[@yatosgrave3004]

Ella Anderson HAHAHA ME

[@holymolly4087]

Shhhhhh don’t expose me

[@butterflyr6670]

Me;)

[@yumiesan3701]

Oop- me ;w;

[@intheclouds4166]

Yes I have nothing else to do

[@bingo6810]

So thats why Chuuya has been gone for a long time....

[@saminami.04]

Hahahah thats what i thougt too😂😂

[@yumiesan3701]

Good one 🤣👌

[@Femeia_fierbinte]

No god no please no

[@ishtar5023]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@miramisuu]

Chuuya in the basement: hIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAA

[@victoria-zc2yh]

me listening to this while having dinner: DONT BE SUSPICIOUS DONT BE SUSPICIOUS DONT BE SUSPICIOUS

[@Napywn]

XD

[@kinugawakiroku]

HOW ARE YOU THAT STRONG

[@animeweeb45]

IMAO🤣

[@butemedingen859]

My parents is here right now...

[@Always.bakedd69]

Seikuu (however u spell it) is on ph

[@persephonejae9568]

Reminder set? ✅ Alarm set? ✅ My heart ready? ✅✅

[@notsobright7257]

Double tick for heart 🙈

[@unohanaxx]

How y’all ready like?- im never ready but here i am✌️😂

[@vanillaicecreamcos]

Remember this?

[@atinydiaries.]

Why didn't I know about this video before? Seikyuu, I swear every video you make is a blessing. Dazai, I shall wait for you, my love 😍💕

[@atinydiaries.]

@@Moo_Flower i didn't even remember i commented this last year omg I'm cringing at myself 😭😭

[@atinydiaries.]

@@Moo_Flower yeah true, this is now going on my list of regrets :')

[@atinydiaries.]

@@Moo_Flower same, the list is very long 🙃

[@soofiii423]

I-

[@atinydiaries.]

@@soofiii423 don't worry, you're allowed to be concerned for past me

[@serafong7012]

"hello there, sunshine-" my dumb ass: *gets Mirio vibes* frick:>

[@sknsetz]

Chuuya- please collect your man.

[@EnzoMarzi]

*screeching noises*

[@huh6583]

@@EnzoMarzi Lmao

[@spritedrink7617]

Ray and Dazai are here?!

[@mistress.lilith5793]

8:16 ... I love

[@bukiminamono2029]

First it's Akira Dubs, now Seikyuu,, who's next? Bear's audio emporium? But out of all seriousness I'm glad to see you working up again and taking this so well, I can't wait to see what you hold in stock for us in the future~!

[@kim-dx8bf]

I swear to god if KZbin did something to Cardibear, I’ll be hella upset. I mean, Akiradubs AND Seikyuu?? I low-key hate KZbin

[@kimoraellison7049]

You were right lol

[@adymmm]

Yagami yato?

[@urmom-pe4lj]

Haruki

[@samfire3067]

Next Sasuke . Orochimaru.

[@IwaChansSpike]

Him: *breaks our toes* Me: IM NOT KEN KANEKI STAWP-

[@freekayf]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT

[@lunarr.eclipsed]

LMFOAOAOAOAOOA😭✋

[@SeikyuuVA2Reborn]

There! Yandere Dazai will be up tomorrow. This one...is special to me. It was the first one where I learned how to make those camera tricks and ask for art permission ^^;; = MORE OF MY LINKS = Twitter ► @SeikyuuVA Public Discord ► discord.gg/kp53pwA Patreon► www.patreon.com/SeikyuuVA Gumroad► gumroad.com/seikyuuva Our Reddit ► www.reddit.com/r/SeikyuuHQ/ Soundcloud ►soundcloud.com/seikyuu_va E-mail ► [e-mail] Twitch ► www.twitch.tv/seikyuu_va Commission Info► docs.google.com/document/d/1qTMjWZlQy9Zy7yvHRsw8aE-_kIVWwHOVbOOKRvgJ-8s/edit?usp=sharingy Kofi ► ko-fi.com/seikyuu You have all been so helpful with your amazing comments and words of strength. Thank you so much. I don't deserve your kindness. You've made a struggling catboy so happy.

[@duckswangoose]

I don't think I've seen this one on your channel so I'm super excited for it!

[@sophiadelapenaa]

Seikyuu VA 2 iM READY FOR THIS

[@sol503]

uHM BUT YOU _DO_ DESERVE THIS, YOU LIL CATBOI

[@jude2659]

Good work so there is a first time at everything seikyuu 😁

[@ongkhuehoa6177]

Can you make yandere chuuya 🥺

[@CandyApples4ever]

Yay! You put up the dazai vids! Your voice really does suit Dazai tbh.

[@bunnykyo7735]

Futaba? What are you doing here?! 😂

[@SeikyuuVA2Reborn]

Ahhhh sorry I missed it T.T I got stuck recording a new Bakugou NSFW and a new Nagito Komaeda one. Hope to show you what I'm allowed to soon!

[@dankmeme]

love u seikyuu! thank you for all your hard work ♡

[@fuhoeshi6802]

Can't wait sjdsndk Thank you seikyuu! ❤

[@valunawrites]

I can't wait!

[@iloveskadingnosis]

plot twist: he was kidnapped by me

[@rui-simp_8000]

. . . . . . . *Take me senpai.*

[@kemuos1006]

06:00 did we just get hit ? 😂

[@elmo1225]

İ hope not

[@simplyakindasussamurai.11]

Me over here waiting for the time bc I've seen multiple comments on it but havent heard it yet-

[@itsmecourtney9049]

I have my headphones on and when i heard the hitting noise I jumped😂✋🏻

[@imgay01]

Im calling chuuya to take his man off me rn

[@redbullpiss]

Bruh

[@_Runeeeee_]

Im calling Chuuya to give him a hug and not let go😀

[@shade7115]

Ye

[@annamichalik1139]

Your voice is so hypnotizing 😍😊

[@animebomb]

*As the premiere starts* My body and mind is ready

[@aflamboyantcup5079]

ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla

[@kimoraellison7049]

Woah....

[@unohanaxx]

*oh you touch my talala*

[@yukisakamoto691]

Beng beg

[@samfire3067]

My heart.

[@AzKia_DC]

Dazai: it's Somewhere no one will find you easily Me:But what if I don't want to be found?

[@Ryah_.]

Dazai doesn’t have to kidnap me I would go anywhere with him 😤

[@weeb6919]

Wth are u doing here sangwoo your supposed to be with bum.

[@Ryah_.]

@@weeb6919 😳

[@weeb6919]

@@Ryah_. 😏it’s okay I can take care of him 😩I’ll bring him to you tomorrow

[@yoonbum6718]

Bitch I coming with you

[@Miyuki_001]

well he wouldn't even want my ugly face and I'm 1.50 tall👁💧👄💧👁👍

[@seiki409]

POV: Chuuya is Watching this when Dazai is not around. Period. No Cap. No copy.

[@sychuubug5912]

I am totallyy not a Chuuya kinnie..not at alll...

[@urlipstickate]

@Chuuya Nakahara 📷📸

[@Napywn]

@Chuuya Nakahara 🥸📸📸📸📸

[@15shuake]

well No absolutely not

[@therhythmictale5574]

Plot twist: you’re Chuuya

[@pikachuface1833]

True lmao 😂

[@atashiacalubaquib]

chile

[@petals.giffff]

lmao 😭✨-

[@shouldsleepbetterdoesnt.2668]

Yes I literally clicked on this video to find a comment like this found it quickly you have my gratitude for existing

[@Sprunkxl]

and i op-

[@kaedech.7295]

Ooooooof, i feel like you just read my mind. I was searching for other asmrs with Dazai, but here you are.

[@holymolly4087]

If only some crazy psycho would love or just someone

[@dianereyes7893]

You really sounds like a yandere like you scared me I can't sleep at all

[@yahoo8638]

I'm so happy that you're building up your channel again. Can't WAIT to see what the future has to offer. I'm so proud to be a fan! Good luck and may good fortune await you!!! Lots of love!💟💓💕 Damn parents switched off the WiFi...I MISSED IT!!!! Apparently I have a "phone addiction" and that It bad to stay up late every night.... Pppffffttt yea right😂😂😂😂

[@Iloveeatingbecauseimbigbacked]

DUDE SAME THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

[@ilovechan0325]

crying currently

[@eternaldiviiii]

WAIT WAIT WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! SO YOUR TELLING ME- *EVERYONE* (Including ranpo) BELIEVES WERE DEAD? Either ranpo lost his glasses or dazai really thought this threw to where even ranpo couldn't even solve the case..

[@_Runeeeee_]

Also this is prob mafia Dazai so he prob dont know Ranpo

[@keyarrah130]

I love thisss~ 💕 thank you seikyuu kun. even though i've watched it a couple times, it still gives me chills

[@mistress.lilith5793]

So uh, what we eating here...?👀

[@crabbypocket6458]

U won't have to eat or go to toilet anymore if you're kidnapped by a yandere

[@Sprunkxl]

soup and bread 😃

[@jillreyerma7592]

You.

[@zanae3432]

I’m your 100th like lol

[@elmo1225]

A- İce creammmm yes ice cream

[@jasminnanami6578]

I will be there tomorrow again. It's fun to watch all the "old" videos together with the others in the chat :D

[@user-lz7pp1bl2d]

Dazai:the crack is so satisfying~ Me:I know right Me:hold up... Me:umm ehh I don’t care anymore

[@bumsankle10yearsago42]

5:58 I jump- I...i almost ded lmao

[@_yeet.e_]

You're so amazing. The perfect yandere voice 😍

[@vanillaicecreamcos]

Remember this?

[@ribekacampos]

I'm glad that after everything, you still here, you are really strong and you are going to win!

[@cucci9808]

im tired of waking up.

[@15shuake]

?

[@dengenramper5139]

i’m in love with this laugh

[@the_lunar_sage7946]

I'd be so chill during this entire thing, I wouldn't even run away. I mean, three meals a day and no one but one person would bother me. I would be bored though

[@gracieshepherd1779]

As soon as I heard the voice- I just went "oh no oh no oh no," and started laughing- I love this audio

[@leviackerman9703]

1:25 "Just you and I ...- and your bestfriend Steve " Okay I'll stop now ..

[@erenyeager321]

Lol

[@leviackerman9703]

@@erenyeager321 Oi brat !!! Y O U N E V E R S A W M E H E R E

[@ZEPHYR-oz3ft]

E x c u s e m e l e v i t f y o u d o i n g h e r e

[@shuichisaihara3245]

@@ZEPHYR-oz3ft Excuse me- what are YOU doing here?

[@mastersimp6739]

OH MAH GOD JESUS Scariness= is ok Cuteness= adorableee a Stupidness but cute= awww lol Me: Scariness= Weak :( Cuteness= idk ugly probably :') Stupidness but cute= ACK IM STUPID AND I HAVE DISEASES BECAUSE IM EARTH WORM SALLY YALL

[@randomsincewhen]

EARTH WORM SALLY!

[@lpslazytown6115]

KZbin use to be for adults until CHILDREN thought: hey! I wanna see disss!!!! Now youtube is just plain effin awful! Im definitely going to Petrieon instead of this bullcrap youtube shit. I love saikkyuu’s work and i’m really inspired from him. I feel bad that he has to be terminated from youtubes stupid actions! People work so hard on things and then someone or something wrecks it on them! The same thing happend to Akira Dubs.. but im amazed that people like saikkyuu is still working hard in there workings:3 Love chu saikkyuu, your so awesome❤️

[@CandyApples4ever]

Lps Yusheen KZbin kids is pointless at this point tbh. What’s even the difference anymore? You’re supposed to be over age 13 for youtube.

[@lpslazytown6115]

Futaba Sakura I know, but it seems more people are getting offended over stupid things and they go crying to the KZbin company.. then “poof” everything changes-v- Ever though KZbin was 13+, it didn’t mean that they’d demonetize stupid things noir would they disable your video comments. KZbin is possibly purposely destroying itself because they might be making a new life improvement. But if it was that case, then it’s not a good way for saying it.

[@CandyApples4ever]

Lps Yusheen It’s not just people being offended. Some people will report someone out of envy. It’s petty as fuck

[@koibei4471]

I thought I was going to die when the video started. I was so amazed after listening to this and this the first time I watched youe videos but It Is so amazing!

[@agno8357]

Mama I want my mama

[@zoieunger8185]

hello usagi i am zoie are you the future neo queen serenity

[@sophia5548]

dazai: "you must be starving" me: "OMG YES dazai: "its your favorite dish" me: "omg WTF ITS BREAD STICKS ?????!???"

[@natalieyxt]

AYO- the chuckles and laughs is so cute and precious-

[@mii_chiie]

The editing on this video is on *fleek*

[@pac8786]

I see dazai I click.

[@Manboy24683]

*video starts* me: I have my popcorn next to me >:3

[@rosiele3570]

Dazai: your favorite dish Me: lazanha? Dazai don't even need to kidnap me , If he asked me to go with him I would go with him without any resetaitiin, idk I love him Edit: please made more Dazai asmrs pleassssseeeeee

[@hatersgottahatewejustgotta198]

Shuush! It's for the vibes!

[@unknown_dere]

Yea i had a nice na- wait what..

[@ca11.i0p3]

Who said I wanted to leave?- if I got kidnapped by him, I'd stay forever-

[@ZEPHYR-oz3ft]

EREN- DOES MIKASA KNOW ABOUT THIS-

[@coldmilk5185]

Sangwoo but with a knife and way more puppy like-

[@shumpyhoe6954]

I can't unsee chuya being tied up....

[@bingo6810]

Yes,Yes and yes

[@aarenlongsworth1111]

Hell yeah #Soukoku 😏💅

[@_Runeeeee_]

Yo stop😂😂

[@Yumi-zk5co]

I'm really happy everyone is able to enjoy your videos again! I'm looking forward to getting to rewatch old content along with some new!

[@rotheoctoling8408]

I'm protecting it from youtube

[@vampyvexxing7734]

Omg I was so sad that your channel was gone, I'm so happy your still doing videos thank you so much 😄

[@hemmmlock]

Was right on time in the morning for this one. 😂👌

[@allyotaku2397]

Hey,i remember this one! I like this one and i can't wait to see your other video's back again.😄

[@user-ng7cg4rl7n]

he broke my toes my therappist is gonna hear about this

[@iamsueshii8529]

is it bad that i would be ok with being kidnapped by yandere dazai? yes? ok.

[@hitch3486]

I CANT DO THIS

[@disgustingsalad]

Dazai you didn’t need to kidnap me or tie me up seriously, If you had just asked I would have followed you cause its you bro.

[@dumpster-ratt]

I just saw this video, AND ALL I SEE IS PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT DAZAI BREAKING OUR TOES 💀 PLEASE 😭

[@Nianahhhh]

me: I WANNA LEAVE Dazai: why? Also me : I WANT MC DONALDS😡 Also dazai: *breaks toes* also also me: BRUH I WANTED NUGGETS 😶

[@tokii-7571]

I’m a simple and nice person I see dazai I click

[@cha-cha2223]

Uhmmmm, is this available on Spotify? Just for my music and art homework.

[@kimjungkook7743]

WAIT WAIT CHOTTO MATTE! I NEED MORE PLEASEEEEE

[@dazaimcswag]

DAZAI BAE!>\\\u\\\

[@rosatheultimatedumbass3648]

why do i love dazai x listener audios so much

[@oliverrose5401]

as soon as he trents to cut my leg thats the moment ill fake cry yanderes hate to see their loved one cry unless their the one thats infliting the pain on their lover so win win plus im a simp so he dosent have too worry about me leaving

[@Nana-dd7ff]

I will be here!! Already can't wait, every video makes my day 100× better ♡♡

[@dreamownsme3165]

Yanderes are scary stuff, but yandere Dazai?? I’M ALL YOURS BABY, EAT ME WHOLE

[@karmaakabane2767]

I kinda want him to use the knife on me-

[@intheclouds4166]

Lmao

[@luxurious.7196]

Thats a bit sus

[@sugarandspice8813]

Same tho 😂

[@marya6310]

@@luxurious.7196 yeah VERY sus😅😅

[@Aerl123]

Sus

[@phia6777]

6:00 made me piss myself, that scared the shit out of me

[@arrrianneee]

3:50 like i would actually run away. pfft i would rather stay

[@poohisha]

dazai : everyone believes were dead me : oh HELL NO, TODAY WAS FUN FRIDAY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY PRETZEL

[@herbcookier3432]

Replace fun Friday with mooncake festival and pretzel with mooncake and that’s me watching this for the first time /hj

[@breadslap444]

scp-un3p1c containment breach detected in sector z-75466. procedure to be followed as in drills. please equip hazmat suits as soon as possible. do not look behind you. brandish your scp-issue bersa handgun and hold position. please remain calm

[@a_slight_drizzle]

You are so talented, I wish I could've found you sooner. Best wishes on your new journey, I am a fan 🤍. And will continue supporting you wherever you go.

[@raynepruitt1841]

Hopefully he didn't kill Ranpo :D But like for real- Ranpo better not be dead :-:

[@sabishi2000]

Ranpo better be alive or someone else is dying tonight 😊

[@raynepruitt1841]

@@sabishi2000 😳

[@acatmeowing]

I'm worried more about Atsushi :')) If he does anything to Atsushi-

[@solheliosn]

@@sabishi2000 Yea, if ranpo dies then y'know ;]

[@Amanda-bm1sq]

5:59 I think we got hit with a pot

[@snekfamily5434]

I am in the beginning of the video, and if Dazai doesn't mention anything about suicide I will cry in a corner. Edit: Dazai has not mentioned anything about suicide, I go cry in corner... 😿

[@krystal_uwu]

Really though, all I wanted to do was commit double suicide with Dazai. 🥲

[@xlserx1327]

Bro im hugging my dazai plushie

[@Graystilldraws]

Sane people : he's crazy Me: I accept my fate

[@rykzln]

New fear unlocked: yandere dazai

[@ninjameow6407]

Yay! I’m so happy this video was reuploaded, this was the first video of yours that I watched and I’ve been a dedicated fan ever since😄

[@kusamoon.]

“you’re in a place noone will find easily.” me: what about ranpo though-

[@jerseyl0ad1ng]

THIS WAS POSTED ON MY BIRTHDAY YESSSS

[@Jen-ee1rj]

I don't give a fuck about my "friends" jUST DATE ME DAZAI !!!!🛐🛐

[@Chris-ex3hb]

Why am I enjoying this?! AAAAAAAAAaaAA--- I think I'm a masochist---

[@jasminnanami6578]

"You want to know where you are, don't you? Well somewhere were someone wouldn't easily find you~" Me: "I'm sorry but can you please take me to another place then?! qwq" And when he broke our toes I jumped and my stomach felt uncomfortable because I can't handle such things really well but I could almost feel the pain owo And it was amazing as always Seikyuu I haven't seen Bungou Stray Dogs yet but it's listed as the next anime I want to see :D I wonder what the next audio is going to be :D

[@ミナカ-i3k]

MOM PICK ME UP I’M SCARED