Seinfeld - George and the Pigeons

[@bayleewilbois7011]

"Whatever they had" kills me everytime!!

[@ruicorreia7882]

Every time i'm driving and there's pigeons on the road, the: "We have a deal" comes to my mind.

[@_mytube_]

They always hold up there end of the deal too and fly away. Not for George though.

[@JW-do2wc]

"We had a deal!" lmao

[@_mytube_]

we look the other way on the statue defecation thing.

[@cockrield]

The way Jason Alexander delivers his lines in that first scene just kills me; so focused on the fact that she can smell the smoothie, completely disregards her warning, before asking "you really smell banana?!" with such conviction haha.

[@LuisEduardo-sh2nu]

I always thought Jerry said, they get out of the way and we don't run them over.

[@johnjeffers1524]

The guy is a comedic genius. Love Jason Alexander

[@riazali4362]

"He's not going to be the same you know."..."Ya, ya ...I know." ROFL. George doesn't give a crap about this whole situation xD

[@B1az1ngSuN]

you left out the best part lol. "He's a squirrel.. he has no home.."

[@jeremymacdonald5584]

"You have thirty minutes."

[@Ismael916]

Oh yeah yeah

[@johnjeffers1524]

The vet's like "make sure to give him his pill six times a day - and keep his tail elevated." LMAO

[@B1az1ngSuN]

@@Ismael916 oh yea yea

[@kentonpryor7091]

What Pigeon? You drove right into that squirrel 🐿️

[@mikeb.5150]

Jason Alexander was perfect to play George.

[@comedycat2]

Haha city life. Pigeons are so smug, they won't even get out of your way when walking on the sidewalk. It always makes me laugh (probably because of this episode)

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

comedycat2 and they shit on you and laugh about it

[@johnjeffers1524]

Also makes me think of Joe Pesci hitting the pigeon with a newspaper to get it to move in Home Alone 2

[@Forgemno]

Fuckers been ruining my windshield since papers were 50¢ and had $1.07

[@Forgemno]

@@johnjeffers1524 lmao!!!!

[@GHC3]

When you leat expect it they will crap on you too if given the opportunity

[@anthonyrobles8725]

I remember seeing this as a kid back in the 90’s and holy shit it still gets me every time 😂

[@JagiFrisbee]

Timeless show.

[@Forgemno]

We had a good childhood

[@DebNKY]

​@Forgemno the squirrel didn't.

[@mr.l8723]

No one would go through all that trouble for a random squirrel 😅 Only George could have THAT bad of luck

[@nicholaspetitt7267]

I didn't realize that humans made a formal deal with the pigeons, lol.

[@stevefowler2112]

Yes we have a compact...but not with their wild cousins the doves...we hunt them and eat them (pretty tasty). I often wondered what made pigeons exempt from hunting, perhaps their location, haha.

[@DebNKY]

​@stevefowler2112 oddly, they're too expensive just to eat. I looked it up, it's probably true.

[@AngelicaSpyro]

What the hell pigeons? You're supposed to fly away you tiny little flying dinosaurs.

[@BadBoyBobby85]

What pigeon, you just drove right over that squirrel?!

[@JohnAckerman31]

We had no deal with them

[@fromthehaven94]

I think it involves nuts. Squirrels need nuts. We take too many of those.

[@lfkk4640]

80 cents! 😆

[@johnjeffers1524]

Lol. You know that was absolute MUSIC to George's ears :D ... But he is to subservient to the you-know-what

[@stevefowler2112]

Thank God the tiny instruments arrived in time... :)

[@tribot9688]

It's actually the CROWS which we have a deal with.

[@scottbrandon6244]

There's no deal with the pigeons. Garbage cans with wings.

[@danielmeador1991]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@mr.l8723]

He’s doing all of this, and HE’S GETTING NOTHING!!!!!!

[@llaurita2]

Ooh Sweet Jesus. I can’t stop lol-ing! I have such a pain in my side!! Comedy gold I say. Comedy gold!!!! I’m so proud that I find this show hilarious!!

[@iflarnted]

George: it's like the pigeons decided to ignore me. Seinfeld: so they're like everyone else?

[@wildmansamurai3663]

Poor George 😂😂

[@SigmaExcel]

So he is willing to pay for a squirrel's surgery but still buys cheap invitation letters XD

[@upyours4979]

It's all about gettin' some.

[@johnjeffers1524]

Don't get me wrong - I think he's the most hilarious guy in TV history - but he is the BIGGEST schmuck of all time! Lol

[@supergrenadier]

I think the reason the pigeons don’t move out of the way is because they don’t respect George Costanza

[@KenMasters.]

The Birds II: Revenge of Man

[@Posark]

Eighty cents 🤣🤣🤣

[@johnjeffers1524]

Probably my favorite George moment. Idk though: there are a lot to choose from. George and Jerry - greatest duo in TV history :D

[@damiendemento9852]

So where are we eating?

[@HoneyBea.]

The park scene took me out😂😂😂

[@KnozLo]

*WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY*

[@zarander]

They don't make shows like these anymore.

[@kentonpryor7091]

I saved that pigeon's life!

[@floydhebert3684]

2:18 “Ha ha ha”

[@delfman5291]

"Whatever they had" rofl

[@08starheart]

I feel the same way about the crows

[@CarstenDam]

I ran over a bird some weeks ago. Told it to my family and my nephew said "that like that Seinfeld episode" my brother raised the boy up good

[@pauldg837]

He's not going to be the same you know. George: Yeah I know.🤣🤣

[@snowdropsnowstar7612]

Reminds me of working on the boat. I always see giant sunfish all over the place are real is they eat the jellyfish we look the other way where they swim .

[@rubenjapp7626]

It's funny but it's happened to me too. The one and only time I've ever tried to kick a pigeon, thinking it would get out of the way, it didn't, and I hit its head. Silly bird was fine but that was weird as.

[@DebNKY]

Where are the other bodies hidden?😂

[@Anthony-hu3rj]

The pigeon-squirrel episode occurred when Seinfeld jumped the shark.

[@SuperMaDBrothers]

2:18 that hah hah hah was good

[@elonchieftwatt]

We had a deal!!😂

[@YamiBubble]

My friend sent me this because the same thing happened to me today! I was going 20mph and the pigeon made eye contact with me so it had plenty of time to fly away and I assumed that it would but it didn’t and I hit it and then I had to get to class with the guilt of that dumbass pigeon on my conscious 😭💀

[@DebNKY]

Go to confession.

[@danielmurzellotheunknownma7481]

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[@RavenCyarm]

Cringe.

[@noelanderson969]

"WE HAD A PACT!!!"

[@Suite_annamite]

There's actually a Moroccan cafe near my house that serves a puff-pastry, pigeon pie: I'm too scared to try it!

[@johnjeffers1524]

I can just see the proprietor of that shop whistling as he reaches his arm into his pigeon trap every morning to wring their necks.

[@jimmin190]

I like what my dad said "We had a pact"

[@theflanman1986]

What? George did say we had a deal? And is he your dad? So many questions

[@AnaBM9510]

1:08 omG! 🙊

[@malin6951]

I have a deal with 🕷🕸s... They stay out of any premises Im in at any time, and I don't come up with a Bio Weapon that will make them exticnt...

[@843idfa]

How come all the pigeons we see are grown up? Where are the chicks?

[@thudson99]

They must be well protected from the humans

[@johnjeffers1524]

Lol. They are raised very carefully in protected areas. Not let out until they are highly trained to live amongst humans in the city :P

[@ryanmccormick9]

🐦 Pigeons

[@brienluck4783]

I have seen every episode, but I don’t remember this at all.

[@johnjeffers1524]

Season 9 "merv Griffin" episode. One of the best!

[@antdude]

Carmageddon!

[@jbscotchman]

We had a deal!

[@matthewdimartino6304]

This just happened to me on the highway

[@GaryFurr-er7xz]

I could see Kramer hitting the piegon

[@alvideos2145]

several times ive had birds just ZOOM down and get in front of my car... like wtf was going on.

[@RespawnRestricted]

Crazy how george always hit way out of his league

[@WorldWar2freak94]

Notice that his relationships never last long. At first the women find something about George that they like, but then due to George’s petty nature or to circumstances of life, they realize they can do better.

[@fromthehaven94]

They only ladies that were with a range of being in George's league Carrie Sokol, Daphne, Janet, Maura and Loretta.

[@BL-mf3jp]

Thats American TV in general

[@DebNKY]

He's very charming. He could get them, maybe not keep them.

[@RaptorofRex07]

That to happen to me and dad, my dad, he hit a flock of black birds

[@tjtheo9580]

"Banana" *HaHaaAhhaahaha*

[@TheJesterJames]

There is this other show that stole this joke but I can't remember it.

[@davidusa47]

Did this air?

[@Bull1908]

Was George's girlfriend an animal lover or something?

[@lonewolf3314]

Gene Bone nope not normal :P

[@lord_insany]

Women do whatever virtue-signalling is currently in fashion

[@johnjeffers1524]

Ya think?

[@danielmeador1991]

Nah just stupid

[@Xcoming2]

a squirrel in a busy new york street?

[@danielmeador1991]

Weird isn’t it

[@6TomCruz6]

banana 🤣 free squirrel 🤣 80¢

[@Aven-Sharma1991]

She gets out of the car for the squirrel but not the pigeons that George ran over...which didn’t fly away by the way.

[@lizziebennet2084]

George is so despicable, I don’t know how he gets so many girlfriends…

[@kentonpryor7091]

About 80 cents

[@backpackdude1]

Did he kill the pigeons for real?

[@backpackdude1]

I mean, did he really? Or did they fake it?

[@WarioWareProductions]

Steven Duncan It was real, George was so pissed that the pigeons broke the deal that he purposely left the set of Seinfeld and ran over some pigeons and collected there feathers. The more you know

[@scottg4520]

A deal's a deal.

[@JRABFILMS]

WarioWareProductions 😂😂😂 "The more you know" 😂

[@johnjeffers1524]

They said "no pigeons were harmed..." - yada yada - but I don't know if I believe that. Jason Alexander is SICK!

[@JPLooney]

Pegions, squirls, cats... sorry guys, get in the way of my 2 ton 50mph moving death machine..its your funeral! I will NOT swirve!

[@johnjeffers1524]

😆 lol you sound just like George talking to Jerry - IF there is no sex on the line

[@matiasleandromedina4723]

Michael Bay

[@johnjeffers1524]

OMFG I love this show. George is almost a tie with Jerry for favorite character. ... Elaine on the other hand? ... Eh... She damn near ruins the show.

[@robjackson5245]

She was JLD in later seasons than Elaine. True is so unlikable that she's hard to watch.

[@DebNKY]

As I've gotten older, I love her more than ever. It's all about perspective.

[@supernerd2333]

I'd have broken up with her.

[@littlemanoutdoors_968]

She kind of looks like a pigeon. 😅

[@WilliamAlvarez86]

Natalie Jimenez or Natalie Jimenez Either way lol. This is part i love from the show. -willy

[@WilliamAlvarez86]

I had a deal with the bird. There is no deal with the squirrel. Hahha. Hilarious

[@213byron]

Zing.

[@carultch]

The Jerk Store called, they're running out of you.

[@flatplant]

Pigeons are so disgusting, I'd do this everyday if I could

[@flatplant]

@Gene Bone No they're putrid flying rats. Why not befriend a common sewer rat as well if you fancy pigeons so much. It's the perfect pair.

[@flatplant]

@Gene Bone lol says the one who plays with flying rats

[@manuelsputnik]

Pigeons are flying rats of new york.

[@craigroaring]

@Gene Bone I agree with you, which is apparently an astounding feat considering my public education. Are all privately schooled individuals as enlightened and compassionate as you?

[@johnjeffers1524]

And why can't you? Go; live the dream!

[@McZachary28if]

Miranda is annoying.

[@-__-_-_--__--_-__-_____--_-___]

Whipped with a capital WHA-PSH

[@DebNKY]

What heterosexual man isn't? 😂

[@douglasleon1171]

I'M GETTING NOTHING!!! Hahaha

[@tammymayeaux328]

We had a deal!