Seinfeld - Kramer & the Calzone's

Seinfeld - season 7, episode 20 "The Calzone"
Kramer drops his change & fights with the guy at Paisano's after he tries to pay in pennies & his shirt gets cooked

[@Venkman007]

Kramer's kicking the counter top just SELLS it for me. LOLOL

[@WizardOfHumor1989]

And the fake Italian rants

[@steelman2373]

And the way he just leaves all that change on the counter 🤣😂🤣

[@stephengreico2810]

Genius

[@Trump_Doesnt_Wipe]

I think he did because in a lot of countries, showing the soles of your feet is a sign of disrespect.

[@jaguaron007]

Mimicking the way the Italian pizza man yields!

[@FirstnameLastname-bn8gj]

Kramer sticking his tongue out repeatedly, trying to mimic the Italian language is hi-larious

[@utapao74]

Jackie Chiles loved the Calzones from that place. They've got cheese, pepperoni, with sauce in a chewy crust. They're delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!

[@Eralen00]

Jackie would never try to pay in pennies. Kramer's behavior here was egregious, outrageous, _Preposterous!_

[@BryceLovesTech]

Salacious vivacious outrageous

[@linupaulson1331]

Brontosaurus Pterodatylus

[@mondochild]

Susie, go get me couple of Calzones. We gonna run some test, ahh Susie pay with chump change.... tell em it’s for me.

[@ShaithMaster]

Call Dr Bison

[@obijuankenobi793]

haha the audacity of Kramer is unbelievable, he plans on paying in penny's, ask to use the oven to dry his clothes, complains about the oven burning his clothes lmao

[@Benjumanjo]

The Audacity of Hope.

[@vincent21212]

pennies are legal tender

[@Justin-uc8sc]

Nothing gets by you

[@emilys.7953]

Thank you for pointing this out.

[@TheOmega1989]

@@vincent21212 depending, check whatever your treasury code is, canada they don't have to accept more than 25c

[@kuchitsu4]

"What the hell do I know about cooking a shirt?' phrases you never hear

[@gullybop1695]

Haaaaaaa true!

[@inutero10]

Kramer unloading the change on the counter is the most hilarious thing i've ever seen.

[@VoltaFlame]

Only Kramer could produce such conflict and drama just from ordering some simple calzones. 🤣

[@ahmadfarrall2097]

Love the way Kramer kicks the bench, this show is tapped

[@shakeandjake_1]

This started my obsession with calzones

[@evm6177]

TOTALLY! 🍷😆

[@daverichards9141]

Look up Ben Wyatt.

[@Rejukem]

@@daverichards9141 "The calzones....betrayed me?"

[@tangofett4065]

This started my obsession with speaking fake Italian….

[@jeffersonadams8711]

Same. After I watched this episode 25+ years ago, I used to regularly buy calzone's with pepperoni & eggplant. I gained a fuckton of weight, but man were they delicious.

[@Halfbakedd69]

kramer - "Heard you make a mean uh CAL-A-ZONE,? Italian guy - "CALTZONAY, kramer - yea "CALLTZONAY" lay em on me

[@giygas_9577]

I lost it when he ran down the street with pennies flying out of his pockets!

[@dominicread5261]

Lmaooo

[@rckdz2047]

Plus I don't even know if the bus takes pennies, it didn't in my town

[@tahart27]

Ditto 😂😂😂😂

[@caiop.6506]

HEY! What the hell do i know about cooking a shirt ?!?! hahaha

[@ZachyStugotz]

The way the paisan behind the counter says “what the hell do I know about cooking a shirt, huh?” Kills me every time.

[@randyjohnson5426]

Kramers pockets full of pennies is just too funny...then he starts arguing in his version of Italian and then kicks the top of the counter as he is leaving...LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[@thegodfather1907]

I love how the calzones were already set to go in the oven

[@billnumber3324]

Convenient calzones by the oven are convenient. ;)

[@nahor88]

Bruh, that place would not stay in business if they made everything to order from scratch, LOL.

[@TOAOM123]

@@nahor88 Food prep still equals from scratch

[@ItalianDC]

@@nahor88 you mean calzones the size of a hot pocket lmaooo

[@calsavestheworld]

They're popular, so they keep three of them on the ready.

[@lucasfurlich750]

I've watched every episode from seinfeld and I gotta say there will never be another kramer!! Funniest human ever

[@katc2345]

I have tears just free falling down my face from lmao!!! This was funny as hell!!!

[@saive4357]

TJFFDMFFLMAO

[@tahart27]

Likewise 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@trelkel3805]

When I was young and poor I'd often pay for things with loose change, was always ready for an argument or at least an eye roll and sigh

[@StarKushExoticGalaxy]

Loser

[@stephanieweil583]

I get it. Money is money and we had to save up our cash any way we could. Bills, pennies, who cared.

[@MrPackers2012]

"What the hell do I know about cooking a shirt?"

[@calsavestheworld]

🤔 A thoughtful analysis.

[@nba_fanboy_0425]

2:10 is how I pay for my overdue materials at my library

[@najeebsiddiqui6796]

“Alright, it’s raining “ Kramer knows Newman so well

[@PeanutButterRedneck]

0:01 It sounds like George is saying "Crema!"

[@dinakay330]

I love Cramer to no end

[@emmanuelespataro3139]

You mean Kramer.

[@tahart27]

I LITERALLY have rolled on the floor laughing at least a time or two when watching this episode and this clip in particular.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewmcteigue7347]

"What the hell do I know about cooking a shirt?" is like the funniest line ever. I rolled on the floor laughing when I first saw it, and still do.

[@canag0d]

@0:33 I’m sure Kramer has spontaneous vertigo brought on by stressful situations. I mean he always forgets how to stand and just falls down in times of stress.

[@peters10456170]

"WTH happen to your shirt?" Kramer: i went to buy calzones now i lost my pennies and my shirt is burned.

[@B1astFriend]

7.50 for 3 slices of calzone is cheap asf lol

[@InMotionForAMillion]

I thought he said $17.50......but then again, that would mean that each calzone was $5.83333333, which doesn't make a lick of sense.

[@errhah]

@@InMotionForAMillion He might have said 70,50$ for calzone 😉

[@suntzu4691]

Yeah and in downtown NYC too, today that'd be at least $30 easy.

[@B1astFriend]

@@errhah 7.50 now is a couple of plain slices and maybe a bottle of water. lol

[@freepagan]

That was in the 90s. Welcome to my past, millennials

[@theorigin1891]

The kicks are just glorious

[@NYCGAL328]

Oh this brings back wonderful memories of the Bronx, when we use to have real Italian pizza shop and see them argue with the customers like that 😂 Good old days now you have knuckleheads ready to shoot you if you get the order wrong in NYC This episode is hilarious though

[@bargainbassist]

The star of this episode: Kramer’s dirty shoe.

[@brettpatterson404]

My Calzone never hurt nobody

[@isaialberto4273]

The calzones were made and Kramer wasn’t.

[@GooglSucksDisk]

GD Italians and their temper! Kramer matches it, exemplary! And the sweet kiss of death, the toe tap, seals the deal.

[@Zeina107]

Me in line “il buy his calzones”

[@MegaMoto85]

big stein wants some eggplant calzone

[@lookoutpiano8877]

MegaMoto85 COSTANZA IS IN THE BUILDING!!!

[@Lanhoj]

*Still one of my favorite scenes...* @1:45

[@leafyutube]

I tried a calzone today. Very tasty.

[@marioiacolucci]

how about with bacon and cheese and some chicken!

[@leafyutube]

Yes the one with chicken is especially filling.

[@donkeydongle3691]

I tried one with Seefood :)

[@kanegarvey3188]

That belt must have been so fucking tight to hold up all those pennies lmao

[@ahmadfarrall2097]

I have said it before and I'll say it again, how do they come up with this stuff. I am amazed at how many times Kramer has fallen over and never broken a leg

[@TheTruthKiwi]

Ikr he must've got a few bruises and sprained ankles when making this, he takes some pretty hard falls.

[@MichaelBarrett1984]

Todd Gack.

[@CanadianGuerrilla]

Nice name...what is that, Dutch?

[@QuadMochaMatti]

Gets it in the end. 💰 👛💥😵💫

[@dakkuri1]

A lot of people have tried to pay for food with a lot of change. Admit it.

[@jakejoselitoramirez5988]

Kramer with the signature "up yours" lol...

[@rohanmarkjay]

I feel sorry for the Italian guy. He is clearly a hard working guy and Kramer is the opposite but giving him attitude.

[@RJSIdiomas]

My favourite scene from the whole series. The only time Kramer offers to pay for something himself and it's a complete disaster!

[@TheDukeOfCastleWolf]

You must be really crazy to yell at an italian at his own restaurant!! xD

[@Bull1908]

scenes like that is why penny rollers, and quick change converters are perfect for. Guess Kramer never heard of one (or one wasn't invented at that time) lol

[@kathconserv]

He’s hilarious.

[@stevenl2303]

LOL! Great scene. Thanks for uploading:)

[@evensaj]

that escalated quickly

[@artmanstudios7037]

wow 3 calzone for $7.50 total! how the times surely has changed! it's just crazy that the same things now cost 3 times as much😵‍💫

[@MichaelCasanovaMusic]

I think it was $17.50 but that’s still crazy cheap for 3 calzones

[@artmanstudios7037]

@@MichaelCasanovaMusic No way dude it was $7.50 things were cheap back then When comparing it with prices of today. So each Calzone if you divide it could be about $2.50 each Which sounds about right! A lot of things was actually moderated around prices like that so it makes more sense that it would be for the $7.50 I mean minimum wage was still under And or around $5. A slice of pizza will cost you about $1.50 and like a dollar for a drink. If anything I think it was his accent that made it sound like he said $17.50. All in all everything here is so nostalgic with the Classic Pizza restaurants everything was blooming back then everything was fine everything was good the economy was good things were happening the things were striving!

[@JoeyJoJoJoestarJuniorShabadoo]

This was before CoinStar btw.

[@allimone5400]

All small businesses love when you pay in change

[@confirmhandle]

It's actually illegal to refuse change as tender, you need to accept it

[@RywokastDarkstar5000]

no... there is a limit actually, it varies from place to place.. but, for example you couldnt expect someone to accept payment of 25 dollars all in pennies.. in canada we have a limit of 25 pennies, 100 nickels, 100 dimes, 25 loonies, and 20 toonies.. obviously you cant show up to a business with your giant piggy bank, dump out 500 pennies and expect them to count them all and store them all for you for a 5 dollar transaction, thats what banks are for you roll them up and take them to the bank

[@adewilson132]

@@RywokastDarkstar5000 Bro you a loonie toonie

[@ryanshaffer8692]

Just noticed the oven door is closed in the shot befoee he turns around and closes it

[@AwakenUniverse]

This is hilarious and very true pennies are currency technically Kramer could pay in pennies. Though doing so always gets looks lol Tbh the penny as a currency has been tough using, everyone is okay with using 5 or 20 pennies at most. Once you pay $10 in pennies oh brother they get mad at the store.

[@TheTruthKiwi]

That Nicki chick is fine.

[@statusquovadis]

After watching this clip over 50 times over the years, it just occurred to me, if Kramer had a ton of change in his coat pockets, where'd it all go when he took it off in Paisano's?

[@Mr5percenter]

My thought was that all the change was in his pants

[@tinobemellow]

I swear to Christ, Kramer's the best part of this show.

[@lonewolfindia3489]

Genius

[@soltrippiv4988]

He mean paper money like a dollar 💵not coin and he right

[@cnh2132]

$7,50 for 3 calzones....nowadays you can't buy one!!!

[@B1astFriend]

Yup one calzone is like 7.50 lol 3x that like 25 bucks haha

[@TheDukeOfCastleWolf]

The 90's bro, the 90's...

[@STO_1601]

I love calzones too bad they are very hard to find in a Canadian Pizzeria joint.

[@chrisjames7023]

0:40-0:43 lmao Kramer

[@LuxuriantCarrot]

Tastes like suitcase

[@Lanhoj]

*One of my favourite scenes from the series...* @2:09

[@LeahElisheva]

Did he say $7.50 for calzones? 3 of them? That’s not bad! Even back then!!

[@68whiskey34]

Technically he is not allowed to reject Kramer pennies or not it is still money.

[@southsidesaiyan8641]

That’s not true, it takes way too long to count pennies. It would hold up lines and slow down business. Imagine if your bill came out to like 45 dollars. That’s 4,500 pennies, no business is going to sit there and count that and they have the right to refuse service.

[@ryukomatoi592]

@@southsidesaiyan8641 i agree with you

[@shotgunchris]

VA VIA!!

[@faridabaouiurbano5823]

Anyone noticed the oven is off?

[@tantareanuion5561]

health departmant would close that place

[@FR-pl2xp]

Why didn't George just ask Jerry instead of Kramer? Lol

[@robquin1525]

2:24

[@Piggy-Oink-Oink]

Kramer couldn;t have even gone into a bank to change the pennies to 1.00's. Banks in NYC wont take "loose change" he would have to get penny rolls and then change to paper money at a Branch he banks at. Random banks also don;t want to take your penny rolls lol

[@CherryyChauhandotinc]

Amazing! :D

[@ronaldkregar7139]

$7.50 for 3 Calzones?? in Ny?? My mind is officially blown..Lol

[@jgreico11]

VA VIA!!!!!

[@user-jd9vy2fw7r]

Could you translate what Kramer said?

[@realABN]

Gold

[@georgefeser6483]

Hello, Newman

[@ethics3]

thumbs down due to the disturbing uber eats commercial

[@jaya1000]

Highly doubt he had 2k pennies

[@hallmonitor98]

was that guy a hitman in the sopranos?

[@juandough1]

ya. Eugene

[@dannyrichards6233]

Lol.

[@jeffreyrichardson]

jennies heberts fudge scotts will and testaments sludge lauries personals

[@bradfromthevalley]

fibon fiber optics fibonacci carbon based units....she wanted a BonBon not a CarBon

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

Kramer is built

[@islanders1329fan]

Why didn't Kramer just take the dollar bills George offered him? Can't just pay in change, it takes up so much time for the seller to count it up to make sure you paid the correct amount

[@nba_fanboy_0425]

Not no mention that it holds up long lines and slows down business.

[@islanders1329fan]

NBA_FanBoy _04 Sure does...It would take forever for the seller to make sure the right amount was paid because it’s under strict rules to do that before the customer can take whatever it was buying. Kramer was an idiot to not realize this. Should’ve taken the dollar bills George offered him.

[@JH-qy8no]

It's Kramer!

[@miketheyunggod2534]

That was slick. He bet a dinner. Now he has to take her out. 😉.

[@jsmall10671]

I'd love to know if this is something the real Kramer did.

[@Chillins23]

2.22

[@johanstone]

Huh... who knew kramer was a racist

[@davidjames9935]

Since when is a calzone only $2.50? Why didn't Kramer put the pennies in nice little rolls? What bastard writes these scenes?

[@Rob_Himself83]

David James You realize this was 22 years ago, right? I used to get calzones for $2.75 when I was a kid. And if Kramer rolled up the pennies, where would the comedy be?

[@Always2Wheel]

You werent going to give him some money you jew your lucky kramer is nice enough

[@mesofius]

2:25

[@Chillins23]

2:22