Seinfeld Lost Scenes Collection - Episode 2

Some more unused scenes and alternate takes from the DVD collection, put together in the form of a clip show episode. Those who claim to have seen the scenes before have either watched the DVD or are just confused. All rights retained by the Seinfeld producers. (Note: This video is not monetized by me, so any accusations of "click bait" are unfounded. The copyright-holders have put the ads on. Enjoy the video.)

[@Snags50]

who else plays Seinfeld reruns to fall asleep to?

[@isamuhd7273]

Here!

[@DrewTheGeniusMusic]

Yep

[@minakshidesai4930]

Me too

[@jeanettecaldwell7494]

Ha ha yes!

[@Stewie-th7lt]

They're very relaxing, probably because I've seen them so many times.

[@the6ig6adwolf]

These are just a bunch of random deleted scenes mashed together and yet I still feel like I know what's going on.

[@7-up813]

because it's from the same story arcs (e.g. kramer vows silence makes sense across multiple scenes creating sense of cohesion)

[@cynthiapressley8455]

I know right?! Lol

[@frankderuvo1390]

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[@gaylordmswagger2523]

Most of these are not deleted scenes they were in the episode

[@beyondcastpresents...2523]

Thought I was weird and the only one who has Seinfeld on non stop but also falls asleep to it. Support Group hehe

[@happyfase]

Watching these are surreal. It's like I'm on an alternate timeline.

[@shihtzusrule9115]

I was just bagging on KZbin's algorithm and then it gives me this. Happy Festivus!

[@MichaelBarrett1984]

It’s a Festivus Miracle!

[@VideosbyStew]

"I see a parasite"...The most perfect line ever...

[@Nashr26]

😂

[@aflamrecab1]

Brilliant show..thanks for sharing

[@m3talentagency680]

As Seinfeld fans, we are always hungry for more! You know why fish are so thin? Thanks for uploading!

[@Stewie-th7lt]

They eat fish! 😂 LOL!

[@turdferguson353]

Laughs in Elmer fudd sitting on a juicer

[@gar7reever754]

Love all these scenes...Seinfeld the best ever !! 🇨🇦

[@melahuak]

Canada sucks, USA #1

[@bennthcheung8603]

One word...GROSS 🤢 Got quite the surprise when I pulled down the rear cupholders to find this...but believe it or not, it wasn't even the worst area in the vehicle! Can anyone guess the type of vehicle? 🤔 Friday 9am ET...you won't want to miss this one!!

[@gar7reever754]

@@melahuak i disagree but we are all one, esp now. 🌍🇨🇦🌬🙏

[@planetX15]

@@gar7reever754 I thought CA was an abbreviation for California?

[@dwinters424]

Seinfeld is a great show needs to play more often

[@davewebbtheauthor]

Totally agree! Why does there have to be four consecutive episodes of Big Bang Theory or Friends? Just one of Seinfeld thrown in there would be nice.

[@yourmomshouse6984]

You can get the DVDs for like $5 a piece lol

[@Stewie-th7lt]

​@@yourmomshouse6984 For $5? Where? And how many DVDs for the entire series?

[@Kat.Evangeline]

I would like to drape myself in velvet. Best quote.

[@Michael-fw5ef]

The Say When moment is Gold !!!!

[@BC_VORTEX_CHANNEL]

Was Kramer texting to George before smartphones? Kramer was ahead of his time! That is hilarious!

[@obviouslytwo4u]

I just had an advert that was advertising a clock with wheels that run away when it sounded lol.

[@breeevian7015]

That hospital intro is too true

[@clayz1]

There should be more Frank Costanza deleted scenes. Deleted from the show, then don’t watch this. Perfect!

[@adiconstantin4598]

Great thanks for "Chapter two"! 8:00 👏👏👏👏👏

[@mr.voidout4739]

Thanks for this :) These scenes aren't rejectable at all, it's just a shame they couldn't make it in.

[@chrisguess4344]

they did

[@gaylordmswagger2523]

Most of these scenes were in the actual episode?

[@rogermckay8447]

The 90s were a golden age for TV. The Simpsons, Seinfeld, and The X-Files. What a time to be alive.

[@williamhilinsky1327]

80's were better (before the writers strike) 90's seem dominant because of the writers strike of the 80's when there was horseshit of TV during the strike.

[@noneofyourbusiness7594]

music was good too lot better than the 80s

[@rogermckay8447]

+William Hilinsky Examples?

[@williamhilinsky1327]

Cheers, Night Court, Married With Children (the best years were in the 80's) ......

[@williamhilinsky1327]

It was OK, kind of like this generations Twighlight Zone. Good, not great show,.

[@ameliawilder28]

Seinfeld, Star Trek The Next Generation, and Forensic Files are my favorite TV shows

[@brendanmahony9831]

Ok you have an intestine life

[@WavyFBaby]

All of these could have fit in with the original episodes except for the last one. It was so quiet and awkward. They made a good choice to leave that one out.

[@chriselsom-whyimpssed-off8148]

Great history of the greatest series of all time.

[@MrPumpkin8ter]

I must be crazy because some of these crack me up so bad I cant help but laugh out loud.

[@erincha5884]

Not crazy. Show is literally hilarious

[@jcdc1824]

Kats Bryan you are not alone, my friend!

[@Emcostanza]

That is a normal human reaction when you find something funny

[@jimwalker4686]

Seinfeld helps me every day achieve my goal of 18 laughs a day. It matters not how many times I see an episode.

[@truthhurts3524]

I knew I’d see Norman Brenner in at least 1 of these lost scenes.

[@dannyroybal7394]

The Famous Tune At The End Hit The Spot

[@bones23jones]

The rhinoceros quote was great

[@Brainbuster]

If it were so great, you would've marked the time.

[@hahnkf8111]

“He transcends time and space”

[@phlushphish793]

@Phil McCrevice Interested only is satisfying his basest needs.

[@mikejohnson515]

I loove it!

[@21cranberries21]

God?

[@malin6951]

Hes a loathsome offensive brute, yet I cant look away..

[@davidsimmons3405]

Im sure ive seen some of these, like the discussion about kramer's portrait

[@hopeglory1286]

I have seen half these scenes on the dvds

[@davewebbtheauthor]

Yes, that's where they came from. They were included on the DVD separately and I put them together like an episode.

[@gabrielpollow6029]

Anyone notice that the two looking at the Kramer picture looks like the apartment from friends?

[@xavierdoe2452]

You mean the friends apartment looks the same from the seinfeld kramer art scene. Seinfeld came before Friends. Lol.

[@gaylemills4644]

Never watched Friends, so you could be right.

[@rrahman12]

if there was no social obligations or obligations related marriage and stuff, and if there was no binding for accountabily later, i would love to live my life just like seinfeld of seinfeld sitcom with no worries.

[@SupertzarGaming]

The scene with the Kramer portrait was used in an actual episode.

[@MrPumpkin8ter]

SupertzarGaming more than 1 of these are actual episodes,your right..

[@herbkaplan9273]

SupertzarGaming : was a fb8

[@nocheteipsum]

BUT they left out a line guys!

[@the6ig6adwolf]

It's deleted scenes.

[@vietcongpornsurfers]

Only some of it

[@adamjumale4871]

Old is gold.

[@prathibabhaskar8466]

I have feeling I am going to be much smarter than you soon. 😂

[@yushanohMK5]

That's gold Jerry, gold!

[@intheendsheepwillbeeatenby9455]

0:49 The biggest and the MOST POWERFUL motivational SPEECH IN THE WORLD!!!

[@gomesgmg1]

ok

[@jstarr7506]

"Even Fahkis can't stop and idea like this!"

[@dsabre4990]

Sid Farkus, he's the best in the business.

[@michaelburke5907]

These were mostly in original episodes, not in syndication.

[@darthlene]

9:08 that's set looks like a lot like Monica's apartment in Friends

[@shady6131]

maybe it is the same set or apartment

[@lisaward60]

This makes me want see that movie Chapter 2

[@EuEu-re8lv]

The greatest sitcom!Ever!

[@tubbygreyed5636]

I understand why they're Lost Scenes..

[@shadowdance4666]

Any couch that can’t be slept on full length is just a glorified love seat

[@no288]

damn all these adds

[@tomemeigh5338]

No wonder these scenes never made it into the episodes.

[@gaylordmswagger2523]

Except 90% of these scenes were in the actual episodes 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️

[@bretstanley9449]

Who knew Jerry finally told Horneck he didn't want to see him again?

[@phlushphish793]

"i saw him in the coffee shop. He had tears, accompanied with mucus."

[@johnabbott4200]

@@phlushphish793 Y

[@johnabbott4200]

Bugs bunny

[@johnabbott4200]

Vieng I. Love. For. Ever xxx

[@johnabbott4200]

Asian girls

[@frankthetank1779]

He sickens me. Lol

[@dalekelly7639]

These are some of the most underrated lost scenes in TV history.

[@honorbliss8271]

It’s not deleted at all. It’s included when they release the show.

[@dalekelly7639]

@@honorbliss8271 Not according to the description. They could be alternate takes.

[@darkwitness2718]

Most of these scenes were trimmed out for syndication but are included on the DVDs.

[@Mike1614b]

interesting. you can see why these scenes were cut

[@golblum1363]

you can see the genius of larry david- those shows didnt just happen! he knew what didnt work

[@Papa-Squat]

@@UmVtCg You're completely wrong lol

[@TheArthkm]

Does anyone know if anyone has released a cut of the show WITH the deleted scenes inserted into the episodes? Sounds like a good idea.

[@hyundaibachman206]

Fairly certain I saw the scene at 3:42 in a rerun

[@THETHREESTOOGESCOMEDYCHANNEL]

Always loved the show. Jerry i thought was an underrated actor

[@AndersonWheaton]

Jerry has a terrible time just staying in character. I like him fine, but as an actor...?

[@buckdavidson196]

Jerry is funny like all the characters. But he is not a underrated actor😂

[@mikecarey7744]

Jerry Stiller?!

[@Irunwithscissors63]

Mike Carey agreed. He can’t act!

[@edwhitson9873]

That's because he was a comedian not actor. This show is just an extension of his comedy routine

[@mahtoe]

All in The Family, Sanford and Son, Welcome Back Kotter, Hogans Heros, Mash, Gilligans Island, Johnny Carson, Carol Burnette Show, Fantasy Island, The Jeffersons... THE 70'S WAS THE BEST DECADE FOR TV you young fools.

[@lizmo4242]

So go watch those shows then 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@thedocshlaett5960]

2:47 people make me give them this look at least once every day.

[@ksaguy80]

what's the name of this episode? kramer silence!

[@jeanettebranco1910]

I love seinfield love these episodes.

[@michelledinovo6446]

"The Cartoon" is the 169th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. This was the 13th episode for the ninth and final season. It aired on January 29, 1998.[1][2] The episode was inspired by comedian Kathy Griffin's ridiculing Jerry Seinfeld during a stand-up comedy performance on HBO where she stated that he was allegedly rude to her during her first appearance on the sitcom, in the episode "The Doll". Seinfeld was so amused by this that he wrote her a humorous letter congratulating her for it (reprinted in her memoir, Official Book Club Selection), added the clip of her routine as well as a clip of her being interviewed about the incident by Conan O'Brien to a video shown to audiences at Seinfeld tapings and had it written into the series.[3][4] Griffin said, given that this was one of the final ten episodes of Seinfeld, "I felt like it was part of history-making television."[5] Griffin and Seinfeld have remained friendly in the years since.[6][7] This episode was also notable for its subtle criticism towards the cartoons published in The New Yorker, which none of the characters seems to understand. The episode's writer, Bruce Eric Kaplan, had himself contributed many cartoons to The New Yorker, and he drew upon some of his own experiences for this part of the plot.[8] Kaplan said of the cartoon subplot, "To me, the most interesting part of that story was the idea of not understanding a cartoon."[9] Elaine tries to contribute to the magazine with a simpler and understandable cartoon, but ends up subconsciously lifting a Ziggy joke.[10][11][12] This part of the storyline was later remembered by the media when in 2008 Jessica Seinfeld was falsely accused of plagiarizing a cookbook...."

[@alvideos2145]

What happened to kramers voice?

[@geminijohnson4019]

Fruit stripe gum is good for about 3 seconds

[@reaganwhitfield5093]

I don't care for Elains point on stupidity, I always post something that I don't get, mainly, to read again till I do get it.

[@GaryMillyz]

the fruit stripe girl is the one who looks just like Jerry. I wonder when the scene would have happened as I do not recall any story line when Kramer couldn't speak.

[@christophedamon726]

G Sam There was cause Kramer was blabing everything before thinking

[@GaryMillyz]

Christophe Damon that was Kramer every episode

[@christophedamon726]

G Sam lol that is true, but Jerry actually called him out for it in this particular episode I'm talking abt.😂

[@michelledinovo6446]

Re: Wikipedia: "Seinfeld Season 9, Episode 13. PLOT: Kramer again gets Jerry into trouble, by revealing what Jerry truly thinks of Susan Ross's old college roommate Sally Weaver (Kathy Griffin). Elaine obsesses over the meaning of a cartoon that appears in The New Yorker. Elaine, and later Kramer, comments that George's new girlfriend (Tracy Nelson) looks a lot like Jerry. In fact Kramer tells George, "Just because they look alike, that doesn't mean you're secretly in love with Jerry." Jerry confronts Kramer's frankness. Sally claims that Jerry has ruined her life and she's quitting the business. Jerry can't have that on his conscience; he talks her back into the business. Kramer makes an important life decision: the only way to keep his mouth shut is to stop talking. Before he finally stops talking, Kramer's constant references to the looks of George's girlfriend drive George out of Jerry's apartment. Elaine goes to The New Yorker offices to seek an explanation for the cartoon. She discovers that the editor (Paul Benedict) didn't understand the cartoon either - he simply "liked the kitty". Sally opens her new one-woman show about "Jerry Seinfeld, the Devil". Elaine's complaint gets her the opportunity to do her own cartoon for the magazine. Jerry confronts Sally about the content of her show. Newman is her biggest fan; finally, he can see a "show that is about something". Kramer discovers the disadvantages of not talking. George worries about why he really likes his girlfriend. A clip of Sally's show appears on Channel 9 news; it features Jerry's latest confrontation with her. Jerry calls Sally and the message he leaves on her answering machine appears in her show as well. Later the lawsuit he filed appears in her cable special. Jerry decides to cut off all communication with Sally. Elaine's first comic appears in The New Yorker. J. Peterman thinks it is a great cartoon until he realizes it is a Ziggy. George and his girlfriend discuss their relationship, until she gets chewing gum in her hair. Sally starts talking to the silent Kramer, until he can't take it anymore. He tells her to shut up, and then he apologizes and says that he hasn't spoken for days. Sally tells him to lay it on her. To remove the gum from her hair, George's girlfriend cuts her hair; her new hairstyle looks exactly like Jerry's. Sally's new cable show is about to come on and Jerry is convinced she'll have nothing to talk about, and is proven wrong because Kramer talked with Sally at Monk's Coffee Shop. George decides to take a few days off from his "relationship" with Jerry."

[@davidsimmons3405]

I guess thats the one where Kramer took the vow of silence(?)

[@qualitycontrol2086]

Many of these scenes were on TV

[@davewebbtheauthor]

In the DVD set, they were listed as extras and were presented separately. I stitched them together to make this episode.

[@wiiztec]

Why is the video stretched?

[@kavorkaa]

It stretches over time,these reels are over 20 years old

[@user-rc9pi2nw2o]

Kramer dance lol😂😍

[@johnnyangel64]

Once in a life time.

[@potatosalad5355]

Adjusted for inflation $500 in 1992 is equal to $932 in 2020 (George Paint) and ....Adjusted for inflation $5,000 in 1992 is equal to $9,300 in 2020 ( Kramer Portrait)

[@jaya1000]

George couldve knocked out breakfast at Tiffany's in 2 hours.

[@CinCee-]

"Tuesday? Tuesday is chior practice. We're singing eastern european national anthoms."

[@PunkNStein]

Wonder if the email ever took off

[@billblaski9523]

Timestamp?

[@EARTHMUSIC3]

"I want to drape myself in velvet!"

[@Christian-lf7uk]

Are those from the DVD box set theyve release years ago?

[@davewebbtheauthor]

Yes, most scenes are from the DVD set from over a decade ago.

[@kev3d]

I can see why they cut the coffee scene. Kramer is funny, but I've never seen a waitress ask to "say when" when pouring coffee. They simply fill the cup, and they don't look away when they do it.

[@davewebbtheauthor]

Excellent observations. Thanks.

[@user-mr5hs6cr6q]

Why was that touted as "A lost scene collection ", they were literally in all the original 30 shows???

[@davewebbtheauthor]

They were literally not in all of the shows. Why would the scenes be included as deleted, extra, or alternate takes in the DVD collection? Tell it to the producers. (I don't have their number.) Also, there were way more than 30 shows in the series.

[@user-mr5hs6cr6q]

@@davewebbtheauthor i have the Seinfeld Box set and without looking at the extra DVDs I have seen all those scenes in the original 30 minute episodes, but I could be wrong, being honest with you after the crap of covid and some major medical issues on my part I'm probably wrong

[@rickyhuff]

oh i'm down with the big league chew!

[@kookadams85]

14:05 that dude played Murray Wilson in a film.

[@analaitinen]

I can´t handle the truth,is taken from the movie A Few Good Men...Jack Nicholson said that,lol

[@ludmillagutomo]

actually jack nicholson's character said: "you can't handle the truth!" but i agreed that they took the line from that 😊

[@exogarwinoputt4257]

My father was talking to a guy in a cape???

[@everettsykes1774]

I tried Kasha...once. That was enough of that flat tasting stuff.

[@mohammadaijaz9359]

6:10 is that FRIENDS apartment??

[@Rschr101]

Never say the F word when discussing Seinfeld. Never.

[@russellregan4736]

That's Monica & Chandler @ 70

[@mattathiasmacabees6416]

I have some big league chew.

[@Sam-el2we]

@4:54 that's a great line

[@o0ampy0o5]

Loved the show but they made a good decision losing these scenes. Out of context at least they fall flat.

[@audrasitarek9113]

o0Ampy0o I agree. There’s a reason they hit the cutting room floor

[@AndersonWheaton]

Actress playing "Rhonda" at 4:15, please? It's driving me crazy.

[@davewebbtheauthor]

Good question. Just searched for 20 minutes and couldn't find a thing. I thought IMDB listed every actor ever filmed. Guess I was wrong.

[@michelledinovo6446]

Larisa Miller. Here are some of her credits including Halloween and Escape Under Pressure and some others:) www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/larisa_miller

[@michelledinovo6446]

Here is a Google search link with some of her pictures. www.google.ca/search?q=larisa+miller&oq=larisa+miller&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j69i60l3j0l2.2602j1j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

[@michelledinovo6446]

@@davewebbtheauthor I posted a couple of links in the replies, Dave:)

[@davewebbtheauthor]

@@michelledinovo6446 Thank you very much.

[@snappycattimesten]

4:25 who is actress that plays Rhonda?

[@bennythamacsjourney4774]

Was Tony Danza in Seinfeld

[@davewebbtheauthor]

According to his imdb page, he was not.

[@myotherbrotherdarrel4495]

So kramer invented texting

[@marklewis4793]

Sienfeld Lite?

[@BabaBeck]

This guy is great form a a demolition man to a millionaire like me....

[@brianellinger6622]

Can you see the sick math yet

[@dddhhh2612]

not lost scenes. been on tv.

[@davewebbtheauthor]

They are from the DVD collection put out by the producers of the show. Some scenes were deleted, and some were alternate takes. Also, some were cut from the television broadcasts in certain countries.

[@morganbrown8565]

14:01 why does Jerry want to get rid of that guy?

[@hideonlineplayersteam165]

I have a full episode of Seinfeld (THE DEAL) on my channel, only with commercials.

[@EbumsviewERMJIncandCOLLC]

Thanks for the inspired episodes... ™f.i.r.m.ME

[@Ducksoup67]

Fun Fact: I learned to drive in a yellow 1982 Toyota Celica just like the one that was parked outside Jerry's apartment for years. Man, I loved that car!

[@scottdinges1520]

Playing this on 0.5x they either all sound really drunk or heavily medicated 🤣

[@JimmyDee12]

Some of these aren’t “lost”

[@fulldump9834]

Yes they are. Some have the same lines as the show but a lot more in between. None of these aired exactly like this on TV. Edit: Fuck autocorrect. Every dam time.

[@mikejohnson515]

9:43 Nurse Zelda Finkelstein!

[@clstdstf]

Why Seinfeld is not on Netflix :(

[@clawrence66]

netflix is a loser company they hired susan rice (what a loser) and we all know birds of a feather flock together, if you like the obummer years you are part of the problem oh also all federal law enforcement agencies are traitors including the janitors

[@GS-kj6ur]

@@clawrence66 keep watching faux news nothing better than an idiot who thinks he's informed like you

[@clstdstf]

Updated: the sitcom has to end his contract on 2020 with Hulu. Netflix already signed with Seinfeld series to start on 2020 so waittt hehe

[@billblaski9523]

It is

[@paolavega2400]

Omg Kramer dance and lipsync🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@flisko123]

0:00 thats just a scheme so they have to do laundry and bill the insurance

[@kushlathorne180]

Wow! That was Ben Cafferty from Veep in the last scene!

[@swilhelm3180]

Comment deleted. I made it in haste and should have explained why I felt that way. Anyway, you know and that's all that matters.