Seinfeld's Guide To Managing Emotion | Seinfeld

Serenity now, insanity later...
00:00 Jerry starts caring (From S9E3: 'The Serenity Now')
00:40 Intro
00:46 Kramer gets lost downtown (From S9E19: 'The Maid')
01:43 Tim Whatley is a regifter (From S6E12: 'The Label Maker')
02:52 The Tao of George (From S8E10: 'The Andrea Doria')
03:57 The Tragedy of the Bubble Boy (From S4E7: 'The Bubble Boy')
06:06 The Post Master interrogates Kramer (From S9E5: 'The Junk Mail')
08:03 Elaine doesn't know where she's going (From S6E24: 'The Understudy')
08:50 "George is getting upset!" (From S6E19: 'The Jimmy')
09:23 Newman questions Kramer (From S4E4: 'The Ticket')
12:02 George gets yelled at by the police (From S8E4: 'The Little Kicks')
12:58 Kramer loses his little Cable Boy (From S2E10: 'The Baby Shower')
14:18 Vincent does it again (From S8E13: 'The Comeback')
14:50 George watches Home Alone (From S4E20: 'The Junior Mint')
16:04 Enzo watches Edward Scissorhands (From S5E8: 'The Barber')
17:48 Coco Vs. T-Bone (From S9E19: 'The Maid')
18:59 Kramer breaks up with Ellen (From S3E4: 'The Dog')
19:44 Jerry tries to break up with Joel (From S1E4: 'Male Unbonding')
23:48 George wants to get married in March (From S7E2: 'The Postponement')
25:13 Kramer gets interrogated by the FBI (From S4E2: 'The Trip, Part 2)
27:42 George grabs an apple (From S5E3: 'The Glasses')
28:48 Healthy displays of affection (From S7E6: 'The Soup Nazi')
30:33 Kramer practices 'Serenity Now' (From S9E3: 'The Serenity Now')
31:12 Elaine's final irony (From S5E12: 'The Stall')
32:08 Elaine tricks George (From S3E12: 'The Red Dot')
33:42 Janice drops her frankfurter (From S6E24: 'The Understudy')
34:37 Kramer apologizes to Mickey Mantle (From S4E15: 'The Visa')
35:09 Steinbrenner brings bad news (From S7E12: 'The Caddy')
35:56 Elaine can't go to Atlantic City (From S6E1: 'The Chaperone')
37:26 The Drake & The Drakette split (From S4E22: 'The Handicap Spot')
38:25 Noreen & Dan call Elaine (From S6E3: 'The Pledge Drive')
39:54 Susan's death (From S7E24: 'The Invitations')
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Seinfeld's Guide To Managing Emotion | Seinfeld
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[@ionpop6547]

Jerry wiping his mouth with the tissue while the others are crying for the bubble boy is the ultimate. I'm always cracking when I see that!

[@anthonyjamesvasquez]

Just that one brief moment in the entire series completely describes Jerry's character.

[@upland77]

wiping* his mouth

[@kurtreber9813]

​@@upland77THANK you

[@ionpop6547]

@@upland77 Thanks. Solved.

[@MEL2theJ]

Yes! 😄😄😄

[@theheckwithit]

George's indifference to Susan's death is just a top notch moment for me.

[@georgiasmith64]

Poor Lily

[@PageP1975]

​@@georgiasmith64Lily 😂

[@jeffsims8270]

I believe "Restrained jubilation" is the term the doctor had used.😂😂😂😂

[@jeffsims8270]

I believe "Restrained jubilation" is the term the doctor had used.😂😂😂😂

[@jeffsims8270]

​@@georgiasmith64 - K - "No, it's Lily." S - "I think I know my own name."

[@jessicaduffy-qp4tf]

I must be at the nexus of the universe 😂

[@ChesterRingtail]

It's funny, i Google mapped the intersection and there's a bar there now named the "Nexus of the universe" lol

[@radscorpion8]

@@ChesterRingtail hahahahahah XD

[@Mskatz007]

That's awesome

[@saralaPeach-jv8ef]

Amazing

[@garygkc21]

Where I live,numbered streets never intersect with other numbered streets. If you want to go to the 800 block of elm,you know it'll be by 8th street.

[@raymondliang7]

Kramer at the witness stand with Newman arguing is one of the funniest scenes on TV

[@jeffsims8270]

"I'm distraught?! (emits yelping noise)" - Mr. Kramer

[@stringtheoryguitars4952]

Kramer never comes through in the clutch!

[@TimTheMusicMan]

Its very much like a Jackie Gleason and Art Carney scene.

[@mookie2637]

The quality of the writing and the performances are simply stellar. It's just the best sitcom ever made.

[@katemaguire958]

Agreed! I've seen every episode so many times and these clips are STILL cracking me up

[@LukeSmall-r9w]

Just the way Jerry Stiller walks in "ok where's my boy " and George just saying oh my god says it all 🤣🤣

[@brickforge12]

Frank and Kramer practicing the serenity now therapy is hilarious😂

[@crossxfuse]

George is getting UPSET!!!

[@swampgod8244]

😂THE POST MASTER SCENE IS HILARIOUS!!! NEWMAN: TELL THE WORLD MY STORY

[@user-zx9ji9lv8n]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@Joe-qq8ox]

W-What is this salty discharge?!?!😂😂

[@cynthiapressley8455]

I care!

[@kingayy9267]

This is horrible.

[@mattstone8878]

I care! 😂😂😂😂

[@florinnatu]

best show ever. i watch it every day for the last 4 years and it still kracks me up every time

[@FlockoftheGreyShepherd]

"Hey howdja know about the guy in the park" 🤣

[@princerain5114]

"Cable Boy????.... Cable Boy??? What have you done to my CABLE BOY!....."

[@T3t4nu5]

Man, seeing that for the first time on TV back in the day was pretty wild.

[@TurtleMyrtle12]

What was that referencing?

[@T3t4nu5]

@@TurtleMyrtle12 Just search for "seinfeld cable boy"

[@kirilstojkoski7075]

Marlon Brando in The Godfather​@@TurtleMyrtle12

[@TurtleMyrtle12]

​@@kirilstojkoski7075 Thanks!

[@FretFreak02]

When Steinbrenner goes to Frank & Estelle to mention the bad news about George’s (potential) death is my absolute favorite reaction. Estelle is sobbing there, and Frank - absolutely indifferently - starts yelling about the Jay Buhner trade. Lmao!!

[@kandoo1316]

"Hey, howd'you know about the guy in the park?" That hilarious line was perfect to end that scene.🤣

[@maryserrano6448]

Jerry, George, Elaine,and Kramer, were absolutely hilarious. Such a great series. Great funny stories, no vulgarly. They had class. Love watching the reruns.

[@SuperiorDave]

I second that

[@SuperiorDave]

I grew up with a massive crush on Elaine.

[@BDUBZ49]

I loved Joel Hornek. He nailed that character. "I tell everybody to GO SEE HIS SHOW!!"

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

“The old man got to me!” 🥺

[@Giaco771]

"look at you ....Why don't you do something with your life " 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jonvia]

Seinfeld now. Emotions later.

[@williamschlenger1518]

Kramer and Newman in court is my favorite 😂

[@MEL2theJ]

Thank you so very much for this video! Fantastic compilation ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@garrettbrimer]

This show will forever be legendary to me 💜 FR!!!

[@malcyparska8555]

Seinfeld is the only show I can watch over and over again and never get enough ❤

[@NKellyMullen]

I'm the same with Duck Dynasty.

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

​@@NKellyMullen🙄

[@NKellyMullen]

@@scarygary-qq1pj Sorry, I was just kidding..I'd hate to look uncool in front of you, Gary.

[@S_t_i_c_k_y_R_i_c_e]

"Wayne Knight in Court" ❤❤❤❤❤❤ gets the Oscar 👍

[@Chevy969]

Best 43mins and 3 seconds spent ! 😂.

[@justinsavagemusic]

Susan Ross was the Helen Hunt type, and George always wanted the Marisa Tomei type.

[@hndl771]

@@justinsavagemusic Your understanding of the Costanza mind is both astute and disturbing

[@nthgth]

That checks out. Cynthia was definitely the Marisa Tomei type, too.

[@jeffsims8270]

"Hey buddy, don't say 'no'!" - C. Kramer

[@christopherbramwell8262]

She's wise to the whole red dot thing. 😂😂😂😂

[@skierprincessakify]

“I’d like to have shoe horn hands.” 😂

[@reubenrozeyt5716]

Underrated Kramer line😂

[@LAAPmusic]

How could anyone think Friends is a better show?

[@SusanBorchard-es5ou]

Sorry, MADtv is better than everyone else.

[@katie7748]

​@@SusanBorchard-es5ou I MISS madtv so much. "Stewart!!!!"

[@cleftturnip7774]

They're not thinking

[@luchocastano740]

Because it's not Kramer in there. It would be perfect without him

[@normaiacopucci5620]

True Friends sucks

[@theraghavfacts]

seinfeld is the best

[@luckynedpepper9030]

Peterman's first appearance!

[@MikeWildePredator]

8:03, That Pretty Much Explains The Debut Of The Then Voice Of King Nova From Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command & King Neptune From SpongeBob (The TV Series, Not The SpongeBob Movie).

[@tarcoles]

Thank you Mr Seinfeld for this channel without ads

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

The "other" Jerry?? Yea, he doesn't work here anymore.... 😂

[@arthurharrisUS]

i love seinfeld

[@SusanBorchard-es5ou]

We seem to be a Seinfeld family. Happy Holidays.

[@anthonyjamesvasquez]

4:54 That one moment completely describes Jerry's character so perfectly!

[@jeffsims8270]

4:51 - Just to clarify that all others included in the conversation display a different use of their napkins.

[@DebojyotiRoy1]

Bravo Vincent, Bravo!!

[@EbonyCoulter6723]

Norman 😂😂😂😂 Norman 😂😂

[@TheKromusDevice]

The "Shmoopy shmoopy" diner scene is one of my all timers lol

[@josemaria8177]

Remember, if you feel yourself getting upset like George, just yell SERENITY NOW to calm down

[@brickforge12]

Serenity now, insanity later!

[@BCAprocess]

​@@brickforge12😂😂😂😂

[@rufusray]

It's so funny that of all people george was the sane one in that episode

[@ctdieselnut]

George is getting upset! -George

[@suprcrzy]

​@@brickforge12eh, what do you know?!? I heard they found a family in your freezer!

[@canada_rye]

I just bought the DVD box set so I can own this FOREVER

[@mlsaulnier]

No learning - that's Seinfeld's motto.

[@amandabadlands]

"No hugging, no learning" surely describes the show lol

[@Theothesleeper]

and im out there six days a week haulin yoohoo 😂

[@HiddenComboMaster]

And Yoohoo is still good

[@slightly-sweet99]

A bubble, A bubble, a bubble. Yes a bubble

[@KarinaSankarsingh-vi9ri]

I’m 41. This show is relatable in so many ways. I can’t watch it anymore because the laugh track makes me insane now. But what a genius show. And curb your enthusiasm?! Genius genius!! Forgive Micheal for his bad comments he’s been apologizing forever come on ❤

[@JulietHoward-r2i]

Oh Seinfeld one of a kind 😂😂

[@italianlifestyle7911]

One of the most awesome sitcoms ever made🩷

[@EM_ARCHER]

Wilford Brimley 😮😮😮😮😮😂😂😂😂

[@katie7748]

Diabeetus.

[@smoothlyrough512]

The FBI always mispronouncing Seinfeld's name. So true with law enforcement

[@larryreis7273]

Thanks for the laughs. Always a good way to start the day. Gotta love those guys. 👍

[@joemagnus5085]

It's pretty unbelievable that Kramer would get lost. Its Manhattan. The streets are a grid😅

[@BDUBZ49]

I know, he's bound to bump into someone he could ask.

[@mwrench4185]

@@BDUBZ49 Kramer probabably knows somebody on every block in New York.

[@relentlesseducator]

That why it’s funny

[@joshk2123]

The term "nexus of the universe" pops in my head every so often. I originally saw this almost three decades ago.

[@latoshaadams3828]

Kramer in court 😅

[@jeffsims8270]

"I'm distraught?! (emits yelping noises)" - Cosmo K.

[@blackmesacake5361]

Some fantastic clips in this montague

[@samuelchadwick5993]

i wish they would of keep on making shows

[@michaelbock2424]

The waiter at 30:31 is like come on people ya got take it outside! Lol!

[@eugene1059]

Somebody else got killed! Alright your free because someone else got killed. 🤣

[@swampgod8244]

😂 I SWEAR KRAMER IS A CLOWN LOL AT 26:00

[@andrewh3264]

Jerry looks like Robert Arquette from sometimes they come back again....

[@MissJen-78]

Kramers interrogation is eerily accurate. Watch John Oliver’s Police Interrogation segment 😢😅

[@thehaze2026]

11:22 to 11:34 is the hardest ive ever laughed in my life.

[@RandomBeagle]

Yeah that's so hilarious 😂😂

[@josefnitervol6415]

I was an Office Manager in the 90s and the executives would get the Peterman Catalog. So, one day I decided to look through it and it was all drawings of all the garments and accessories written with dramatic flair. Then Seinfeld brings in this Character and I was dying laughing!

[@BDUBZ49]

Aww you cut out Florence Nightingale, Clara Barton.. George says "Susan B. Anthony I think I'd have a problem with."

[@wordup897]

Can anyone imagine in a million years Jerry Seinfeld crying? Or caring? Ba hahaha ha ha!

[@a.p.5906]

2nd greatest show ever. The 1st being The Andy Griffith Show.

[@reubenrozeyt5716]

"I like to have shoehorn hands" 16:44

[@Moridin69]

Underrated line 😂😂

[@آموزههایاستادبهنام]

Kramer getting introgated when he released he asks how did you know about the guy in the park 😅

[@annkehoe9660]

best show ever!!!

[@robertwieczorek5838]

Cable boy, cable boy.....what have you done to my cable boy

[@HiddenComboMaster]

🤣🤣🤣💀

[@dave642]

“I am J Peterson.”😂😂😂

[@evanflowforever6615]

Emotion is OUR worst enemy or greatest ally. Passion or poison? Choice is OURS...❤

[@BCAprocess]

On the mark post 💯!!

[@reinab8168]

25:21 this cop was hilarious

[@alecdorval]

"Don't you EVER swear to my God" 😂

[@John-ko9yv]

The astonishing tales of costanza 😂

[@ToeKnife166]

Shoe horn hands 🤣😂

[@hndl771]

I now live in the Seinfeld universe. After watching one episode, I turned into Bob Sacamano. Help me Cosmo, help me.

[@tokus420]

SERENITY NOW!!!!!

[@amandabadlands]

Insanity later

[@markdubois3614]

In New York Ray's Pizza and Original Ray's Pizza caused some real confusion or this is my understanding .

[@cheshire147]

Just what I needed

[@attyla2926]

Bubble boy 😂

[@adeemranaofficial9237]

Kramer at the witness

[@GladysBrown-o8x]

Hey indeed enjoy it y'all 🙂 or learn from it y'all ☺️ Real life experiences are so common .

[@thesmokingburrito9097]

. . . . .. . . . ...sigh........has to be Said..... ......"Diabeeet-us" 😏

[@jjmfrees]

I live near the corner of 1st and 1st. It’s not the nexus of the universe, more like the hind end

[@JK-dv3qe]

Elaine is just so hawt (said in George Costanza voice) but i mean it

[@NiliShemesh]

Here u got it

[@MiC-T]

Jerry was clearly going for a gun.

[@ikemotosystems1434]

The cable boy scene is just so god damn good.

[@MrSuperdelf]

"I'd like to have shoehorn hands" my chest hurts

[@the6ig6adwolf]

HE'S SLEEPING WITH HIS MAID!!

[@SusanBorchard-es5ou]

Good night Shmoopies.

[@stephenchellgren1213]

🎃🎇🎃Cosmo🎃Kramer🎃🎇🎃

[@daydream_believer]

30:32 Larry, Monk's Cafe owner/ cook on his way over to their table with a stern warning, I'm sure!! 🤣

[@jeffsims8270]

"If you boys... cannot control yourselves... then I'm going to have to ask you to leave.🤨" - Larry (Monk's Cafe Employee)

[@SusanBorchard-es5ou]

In love with Kramer.

[@Rhonda1969]

Poor Lilly 😂

[@sirrobin4394]

There was talk of making Newman more of a regular - most of it would've been he and Kramer getting into trouble - but Michael Richards didn't like that idea.

[@davidpyott3710]

Susan was awesome 😢

[@Theothesleeper]

and a smoke show

[@katie7748]

I must be in the small percentage who despised her and didn't think they were a good fit.

[@austviews]

They just don't make shows like that anymore. In fact, they never made a show like this before either. I guess its kinda unique.

[@J4sse]

Jerry gets DUMPED!

[@mamtahotprank]

I loved Joel

[@CLuvTV]

Is "My little cable boy" a reference to something?