George Is Paranoid The Board Think He Murdered Susan | The Soul Mate | Seinfeld

"That's pretty paranoid. I like it."
From Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 2 'The Soul Mate': As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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[@darkjediMIK]

He could’ve just asked them “why is my briefcase damaged” but not George 😂

[@Ze_Moose]

Yeah they would be smarter 😂

[@12Blueace]

Elaine raised that point. George believed they would have lied about it.

[@Cookieboy70]

Hilarious how overly paranoid he is and comes up with such a scheme, and gets completely humiliated with his accusation. Yet in the end, he was 100% right.

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

Paranoid people usually are right.

[@Hyogasaint]

@@anthonyvasquezactorYes, we are. LOL

[@patriciaburlow8469]

Im there with you! 😂​@@Hyogasaint

[@mdhcccc]

@@anthonyvasquezactorthat is the stupidest statement I’ve heard all week lol nice job

[@MrPlow-jc4cr]

​@@anthonyvasquezactorNo, you fools! They just want you to think you're right so you don't find out what they're REALLY up to!

[@jokeroneninesevenzero]

"The M&M should be you."

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

The peanut m&m 🥜 Lol

[@arlonfoster9997]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bossfan49]

George is both Mr. Peanut AND the peanut M&M!

[@Bajso84]

I like how he doesnt argue about it but leaves it at "right, whatever"

[@marioiacolucci]

​@@bossfan49you're funny

[@12Blueace]

Am I the only one who thinks Wick made up the story about how the briefcase got damaged and they actually did vandalize it?

[@fakename6658]

Yeah their story is ridiculous.

[@danyoutube7491]

@@fakename6658 Yes, it doesn't make any sense at all. The briefcase was under the table and therefore it is not feasible that a chair would fall onto it, and how does their tale explain the slightly alarmed "Hey, what are you doing?", not to mention "Dear God". Very suspicious!

[@willmaxey2550]

No, you’re not - they absolutely did. But George being proven right would be way less funny haha

[@noddy1414]

Taking a day off work to build a mock-up of a conference room using a shoebox - only George could do something like that, George is also definitely the M&M instead of the power ranger 🤣

[@marioiacolucci]

You're funny

[@grzegorzborowik6982]

Not to mention the fact it was completly pointless...

[@grzegorzborowik6982]

Thanks

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

That M&M really does look like George! 😅😂🤣

[@rhys2040]

So the woman exclaimed dear god after a chair hit the floor? Somethings missin!

[@davidperalta-torres3371]

Somethins missing alright

[@marioiacolucci]

​dear god

[@marioiacolucci]

​@@davidperalta-torres3371oh dude so true

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

Some crying out... "DEARGOD!!!" Shut up Wick, youll get your turn

[@shawnshoptaugh4907]

George is getting suspicious!!

[@EZZMONEY]

Our boy Costanza just never could catch a break, even the guy with no arms at the Yankees who hated him anyways had a better life and calmer mind than him 🤣

[@chrism3784]

yep, not even with the bubble boy

[@russschoewe3551]

He even drove a nicer car then George 😂

[@jackalthereefer]

He drove a car with no arms?!

[@lilboyblue226]

ok, he made up the part about the car. But the rest is true! @@jackalthereefer

[@falcon-ng6sd]

@@lilboyblue226 And the guy hated him anyway!

[@We_Are_Borg_478]

I've never trusted Senator Kelly either. He passed the mutant registration act.

[@leontlangwini6256]

Jerry: "Wait. That's you?" George: "Yeah" Jerry: "I think the m&ms should be you" 😀

[@whatsinname5683]

Now that's a pure comedy Greatest sitcom for a reason

[@danielgreenleaf]

3:31 “Hold it! Hold it! You’re right I’m.. I’m not ready for this.”😂😂 Gold Jerry! Gold! 😂

[@michaelweston2285]

i just love how George's job is to give away all the money that his fiancé would have inherited.

[@collinsnider4179]

1:15 That is the look of “I’m not buying this crap.”

[@SonofTiamat]

George wants to be a Zeo Ranger!

[@rjathar]

That level of paranoia, coupled with insecurity and the need for affirmation... Only Costanza

[@DeesonJame]

They should've made him rewind the tape in the conference room.

[@trueblade3636]

Does everyone has a running tape recorder in their briefcase, right? It's perfectly logical, right? Right?

[@waynedexter]

What does logic have to do with “Seinfeld”?

[@kev3d]

He could have said, somewhat reasonably, that in lieu of taking notes, he prefers to record meetings. Or in this case he knew he would be stepping out, and didn't want to miss anything, but forgot to tell anyone about the recorder. A lie? Maybe, but it's not a lie if you believe it.

[@jeremy-cb2nn]

"You're right, I'm not ready for this." 😂

[@frankpetizian1316]

They weren’t counting on this brain 🧠 lol😂

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

The TARGET of a systematic MANIPULATION and INTIMIDATION- the LIKE OF WHICH... "Im too tired for this"

[@frankpetizian1316]

@@worsethanhitlerpt.2539😂

[@bossfan49]

And?? - That's what we know. 😀😀 Really though...that briefcase suffered way more damage than a falling chair would cause.

[@pureskill123]

2:50 gotta love actual studio audience reactions instead of the canned stuff.

[@jonvia]

In a time like this, George could've used an escape to his house in the Hamptons.

[@LB14745]

George should have just hired Brody for half an hour and sent him to the conference room to conduct "an investigation"...

[@Ivy30]

"I'm finally paranoid, insecure, neurotic"

[@amytprincessamygaming6022]

Do you know what happened? You’ve become George. GEORGE! 😬

[@trevorsanso32]

it's a pleasure

[@arogers-zh3nl]

Jerry comparing George to a yellow M-n-M, comedy gold!

[@autoblu6175]

2:49 Fun in every color

[@RamblinManMoto]

I never understood this part and their explanation versus what was on the tape. Who would have reacted that way? Dear God! Just never made sense to me.

[@BlindGuardian050]

He was on to George from the start since never brings a briefcase, then picked up and smashed it which is why the others reacted like that

[@4seeableTV]

After being told what the noise was, George leaves the room and the board continues discussing the matter. Wyck: Does anyone think George might have murdered Susan? Mr. Cross: Oh, yeah. I just assumed he murdered her.

[@TheSci-fiAnarchist42]

Lmao, George is the Red Zeo Ranger. I always knew it. 😆

[@bobwerner6967]

Notice the "Kal's Signs" sign in the background at the beginning. Jerry's Dad, Kalman, was a sign painter. Watch it again.

[@DhooomKetu]

Only two people managed to be on the wall portrait that big susan and Kramer

[@MountainMan.]

Newman made an oversized photo of George posing in his underwear. Could go on a wall.

[@jessicaronson6880]

3:23 😂😂😂

[@OCX600RR]

So perfect 😂

[@christmas6666]

3:22 become the target

[@justinburley6000]

Pound for pound one of my favorite Seinfeld storylines. So many quotable moments from it, and the phrase "metallic squink" shows up far more often in my conversations than it should.

[@bajabret60]

I'm not sure which backfired more for George: the tape-recorder or the Twix setup 😄

[@zacharymoore3407]

Definitely the Twix 😂

[@jamesrawlins735]

Although Larry's Spite store in Curbed is the biggest backfire of all

[@billienews]

The Twix setup is one of my favorite plots 😂

[@AlyssaIrvine]

"What is that like 10 Twix for you today?"

[@POPLSEV7]

George is hilarious🤣💯👍

[@jimmyzbike]

Great work George

[@mozzao7860]

A metallic squink

[@katie2893]

i love how much the foundation hates george lol

[@trueblade3636]

1:42 Ah yes, you always need to rewind your tape! It's so annoying. I hope that someday there will be some kind of invention that you don't need to rewind the audio before you can listen it back.

[@waynedexter]

I guess you’re not familiar with the digital voice recorder.

[@crupert23225]

@@waynedexter I guess you're not familiar with sarcasm.

[@waynedexter]

@@crupert23225 I’m on the spectrum so I guess you’re right ☺️

[@sirblankenship]

Strangely wholesome

[@kathrynbillinghurst188]

George milks everything to his own advantage…but his disappointment goes deep when it doesn’t work out!!! 😖

[@henrywhenryw812]

Yesterday took the day off 😂

[@antakalipa]

😂😂😂 George Costanza is the best!

[@Sibberson]

still great

[@johngonzalez4298]

George 😂😂

[@willisknapick4405]

A portrait of Susan hovering over the conference table....lmao! Larger than life itself, a testament to the wickedness of that little low life, G Costanza! Priceless 😂!

[@faustochaconmarcilla1277]

Happy 200K

[@balconiesandbellinistravel4034]

Oh help me Rhonda! 😂

[@AllanAdamson]

lol Jerry McFly & Doc Costanza ... excuse me.. Emmett Vandelay

[@raddastronaut]

You’ll have your turn!

[@maximillianosaben]

Really wish the clip at the end cut to the part where they all say they think George killed her.

[@DeesonJame]

DEAR GOD!!

[@thomaschristopher8593]

1:43 makes you want a direct-access storage device.

[@VestinVestin]

Ah, magnetic tape... The clay tablet of the XXth century.

[@mustlovepretzels]

Bruce Davison graduate of Marple Newtown High Class of '66. Cheers! 🥨

[@kev3d]

A metallic SWINK.

[@Renee-vq7tn]

The m&m should be you 😂

[@MrDiggityaus]

The comparison of George to the yellow M&M was so good. Probably one of the highlights of Seinfeld for me.

[@alexanderestrada2499]

They’re right you know.

[@user-xd2rj1tx4y]

Great awaking truth god

[@autoblu6175]

0:00 Copyright did it again

[@johncole273]

Wow

[@cactuscake1323]

3:19

[@t-rexbatman36yearsago]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@claycc79]

This reminds of my Ex, when I come home....

[@FantometteBR]

Well, if you think deep about it...

[@TheBehm08]

Still doesn’t explain the “what are you doing?” Or the “dear God!” Or why the chair needed to be lifted above the table in the first place

[@eaglerabbit8922]

M&Ms must have made some good money after this episode.

[@waynedexter]

That’s where your mind goes lol

[@BlindGuardian050]

Why would she say what are you doing though doesn't make sense

[@DhooomKetu]

Crazy how these tv shows are tech museum also

[@redacted2275]

Yeah, almost like time passes and you have to watch a sitcom from 30 years ago because everything sucks nowadays... Cra-a-zy...

[@mr.l8723]

Well he DID kill her indirectly

[@UnderWorldOfDarkness]

That's actually a form of wiretapping and it's illegal

[@Chichilovee]

🙄

[@sstills951]

Title needs to be corrected.

[@grawakendream8980]

larry david is the best. and his analysis of trump is his magnum opus

[@johnmichaelmartinez188]

They look like they were eaten away be weavles 😂😂

[@thorstwistedbeard6314]

The outro music on these is much louder than the scenes. Annoyingly so. Someone should either be fired or be forced to redo the audio on every one of them.

[@xploration1437]

Why are these all 5:13 long?

[@DannyP-dm1pw]

Good enough time to microwave 6-7 chips ahoy cookies for 20 seconds with a glass of milk and sit down and watch a good 5 min clip while devouring your food

[@xploration1437]

@@DannyP-dm1pw almost all of these are exactly 5:13 long. Weird.

[@CxDubxU]

He did choose the envelopes that were poisonous

[@kaycharlie352]

Right 😂

[@xploration1437]

Not on purpose.

[@kaycharlie352]

@@xploration1437 yes he did The Lady Told Him they were Toxic and he bought them Anyway

[@xploration1437]

@@kaycharlie352 but he was going to get some Elmer’s glue.

[@kaycharlie352]

@@xploration1437 He never Did Tho He just Left Susan Alone. WIith the Toxic envelopes and When he came home She was Already unconscious

[@JD_300]

George is so gorgeous that when he gets paranoid it makes him more pretty than he already is. I think he is attractive

[@t-rexbatman36yearsago]

😂😂😂he's adorable

[@russcatt5952]

Why you think Jerry calls him Gorgeous George?😂

[@waynedexter]

We all have fetishes. No matter how repulsive they are I ain’t judging ☺️

[@t-rexbatman36yearsago]

@@russcatt5952 😂🤣🤣

[@arlonfoster9997]

@@russcatt5952”George have I ever told you how much I love you?” Jerry Seinfeld 😂😂😂😂

[@jonathanmyers2867]

GEORGE: This is a crude mock-up of the conference room. 1/14th scale. JERRY: When did you build this thing? GEORGE: Yesterday, took the day off. Now, from the time I left the room... JERRY: Wait, that's you? GEORGE: Yeah. JERRY: I really think the M&M should be you. GEORGE: Alright, whatever! Now, whatever caused the damage... was jarring enough to completely stop the tape. JERRY: And? GEORGE: Okay. That's what we know. JERRY: But we already knew that. GEORGE: Well, yeah. JERRY: Just give me some idea of what you think it could be. GEORGE: I don't know if you're ready for it. JERRY: Please. GEORGE: I believe that I am about to become the target of a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation, the likes of which you-- JERRY: Hold it, hold it! You're right, I'm not ready for this.

[@hugolafhugolaf]

The writing on that show was top notch, but just reading it like that... it seems so... bland. The delivery though... it makes it all perfect.

[@bossfan49]

Is this the transcript for deaf lineswomen?

[@danyoutube7491]

@@hugolafhugolaf I think it is good to read, it would amuse me if I was reading that in a book.

[@OCX600RR]

It's not a lie, if you believe it

[@dickborg452]

:20 what is the name of the woman sitting behind George

[@razbigranicu]

Georgie screwed up big time here. I think Wyck was truly moved by George saying he has good days and bad after Susan's death. It wasn't until George revealed the tape recorder he started thinking George murdered Susan.

[@KingDizzleLTDinc.]

But he did kinda kill her by being cheap on purpose..

[@SpringScapes]

Good for you Mr. Seinfeld for facing down the WOKE mob. Gen-x loves you.

[@WaitingtoHit]

Jerry Seinfeld has long been a defender of comedians' freedom to practice their art without any sort of policing. Both he and Larry David are liberals. Wokeness is really nothing more than being socially conscious and considerate of people who are different from you. I shudder to think what sort of person would actually oppose that.

[@dickborg452]

Jerry - i think the mnm should be you

[@josemaria8177]

Is is really paranoia if George is correct?

[@SonofTiamat]

No, but George is so insecure that he can't let it go

[@waynedexter]

In most cases isn’t George’s paranoia almost always wrong? Also, being paranoid and being correct aren’t mutually exclusive

[@user-kg8ik1qq6l]

George also has a very large ah brain.

[@o_glethorpe]

He did kill her tho, jus not intentionally

[@rattus3102]

His stinginess was fatal to her! 😅

[@heydude21687]

If I told you Seinfeld featured a cameo from Power Rangers Zeo you probably would say cap. I wonder if there was money exchanged between the properties or if it’s free cross-marketing given that they were both Fox programs.

[@skunkycatog]

I can never take this part of the storyline serious. Any real person would just move on, not go, or just ghost them… especially someone like George, he would do one of the above for sure.

[@emiach]

?

[@paulhowson8744]

That explanation sucks. Why would someone scream " Dear God " In a disgusted manor, over a falling chair?? And what of the window 🪟 ?? I think theres a conspiracy here. 🟡 M&M