New Year's Resolutions | Seinfeld

[@vishwasviranivv]

George is sharing Jerry's secrets with Susan, which hints towards their deepening bond, right before he killed her.

[@ryanloftis1125]

"They would never tell me, Elaine! First of all, they probably think that I killed Susan! Besides, I don't even think that they like me."

[@tmpqtyutmpqty4733]

I thought George made it up

[@CC-si3cr]

Changing a size 32 to 31 is hardly a vault-worthy secret.

[@apricotsapricotsapricots]

It was an accident. He should have sued the envelope company.

[@areeareradaemair3119]

Well, she found out about the Bosco, so...

[@michaelkelly3221]

Jerry: What is she making? Elaine: I don't know, but I'm sure it had parents!

[@micljbitty]

This show is so far ahead of its time. It was literally created for KZbin clips. I could watch these all day

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

It was very time bound, and you're misusing the word "literally."

[@slickstrings]

Please look up the definition of 'literally'. And then stop using it.

[@angelabolton4478]

Who was the absolute genius that got Lloyd Bridges to come and play? Fantastic!

[@saphiquefemme]

6:09 If you want to live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat 🤣💀

[@CKB-vi8nw]

“Don’t lie to me butter bean”😂😂😂😂😂

[@neoluddite5676]

Me: I’ll only eat healthy in 2022 The McDonald’s ads: 1:30

[@lloydster9000]

“All aboard the Pain Train!” 🚂

[@garyfrombrooklyn]

I swear, this show always cheers me up

[@Gregorrin]

Well I may have to take it but I don't have to like it. 😂😂😂

[@attyla3970]

The Big salad. You had to have the big salad😂😂😂

[@jeffsims8270]

8:35 - I love this scene w the dogs chasing Elaine! If you look close enough, you can see one of the dogs pass her by just before the cam shot changes to the final shot with her back to us. Always crax me up😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheStuport]

"All Aboard The Pain Train" Loved Mr. Mendelbaum

[@tylerhoose3750]

Not enough lessons to make a man out of you daffodil. 😂😂😂

[@justinwyszkowski4460]

If you wanna live in a butcher shop, I’m gonna treat you like a piece of meat 😏

[@xavierpaquin]

If you wanna live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece o' meat

[@YaoEspirito]

"You think you're tougher than ME?"

[@josepartida1711]

mandelbaum! mandelbaum! mandelbaum!

[@ThomB1031]

1:23 young Carlos Jacott! Love him in his Psych episodes

[@edp3202]

I'm sure whatever she's making had parents.

[@miskitoragee6296]

Not enough to make a man out of ya daffydill

[@raddastronaut]

That look on Susan’s face. How could he be so vein. 😂

[@jonvia]

The big salad bit is the best bit in all of sitcoms. We dont have big bowls.

[@martintolovski]

taking it up a notch 😂

[@curtisbrown5939]

Jerry has sugar in his tank 🤣

[@curtisbrown5939]

Dog gone it! That was some good mutton.🤣

[@maryjohnson4189nnkb]

Don't lie to me butter bean. !!! Love It.

[@Kingcisco18]

I can say for sure that Elaine was not having a good laugh about it but i know i was😂😂😂

[@TheLadsBandLive]

7:39 that laugh

[@dana.j9062]

All aboard the pain train, lol 😂😂

[@bonesmegga44]

It's "go" time

[@yt_hatesfreespeech]

Newman has the funniest swimsuit on

[@silverbolbo]

Perfect after dinner!! 😅😅

[@donnamead3138]

Omg, so freaking funny 🤣!!!!!

[@centigradz2centigradz289]

George and Newman made this show.

[@edwardbrito4010]

Call 911 then try being a paramedic lol.

[@frankthetank1369]

Thanks for muttin.

[@khaanabadoshi]

So no T-Bone?

[@17__77]

‏‪1:06‬‏ 😂

[@MrWildcat2009]

1:30 😂😂😂😂😂

[@T3t4nu5]

If you're drowning and those are the only two guys around just make peace with your god or gods.

[@Vimukta]

bloooood

[@aussieraver7182]

0:03 Pffft, not subtle at all eh Mr Illuminati clowns.

[@jordanwhite8099]

4:56 wat is she making I dont know. But I'm sure it had parents

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

1:33

[@thecrow3350]

😾

[@Delightfully_Bitchy]

Seen here: The historic comment that *BEAT ICECOLD1776 TO PUNCH BEFORE THEY COULD CONMENT.* Let us forever give it a "thumbs up" as a monument of their humiliation and failure.

[@tonyanthony5105]

Can you actually buy a size 31?

[@seppukumouse8005]

Yes. I use 33 cause 32 is too tight and 34 is too loose.

[@DarkEagle-vx9hd]

Newman is very proud that he's a size 51 and not 52.

[@tonyanthony5105]

@@DarkEagle-vx9hd yes

[@tonyanthony5105]

@@seppukumouse8005 where do you buy your pants? Serious question here

[@seppukumouse8005]

@@tonyanthony5105 Walmart. Come to think I have never purchased any other pair of pants from anywhere else.

[@judyvalencia3257]

I've never had mutton. Is it really that bad?

[@Wtvn123]

Actually it's not baaaaaaaad.

[@ianfinrir8724]

It's pretty good. But Jerry doesn't eat a lot of meat.

[@Oceangirl_505]

@@Wtvn123 - Good One! 👍

[@georgiasmith64]

ewe can have🐑!

[@jaguatiricaimediata5305]

No, it's delicious. It's a tough meat but if slowly cooked it brings out the most delicious broth

[@Meltedcheese567]

Why are people so obsessed with eating meat and hating vegetarians lol

[@Anthony-hu3rj]

Very good question.

[@robsan5410]

Because they know that its wrong, or that it seems wrong at least so they have to justify it by saying its necessary.

[@Reapehify]

No one hates vegetarians. They hate vegans. Because being vegan is gay.

[@cloudyns]

There is a stigma when it comes to the people who are vegetarians and vegans. Not that being either of those is bad. 'It's just that they're pretentious and always trying to make others feel less than them. As if they're such good people for not eating meat.'

[@Meltedcheese567]

@@Reapehify It's "gay" to not eat factory farmed flesh? Do you realize how horrifying factory farms are?

[@93Jubilee]

"What'd you do, ransack her apartment?" Oh that hit home! When almost every member of the older generation in my family would pass on, my sister. . .oh! She'd go through everything and take whatever she wanted when no one else was there or looking! Then we'd spot the valuable items over at one of her two houses. Some people have no values, but they've got plenty of valuables!

[@billblaski9523]

Lmao every family has a person like that

[@feliciajenkins5041]

Now I want a big salad 🥗

[@bozak2320]

8:35 LOL @ the dog running past Elaine thinking it's a race.

[@lacouerfairy]

"Just had a big bowl of Kix." "Ah well, that's very mature." One of George's underrated responses.

[@georgiasmith64]

Elaine had to order the biiiiggggg 🖐️👋 salad

[@leavingtheisland]

Pulp can move, baby!

[@jeffsims8270]

That was someones' senior quote from my school. Mine was one that came from both J and G: "I do what I can" but in spanish. "Yo hago que puedo".... which is sorta the correct translation.

[@stephen3627]

Newmans swim suit is absolutely hilarious 😆

[@ghostdogzx-1474]

I didn’t even notice what he was wearing until now. It’s like from 1923. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Deere55]

In an interview, Wayne Knight said they originally just planned for him to be in regular swim trunks, but he was too embarrassed to go shirtless. So they came up with this old timey bathing suit, and everyone was happy, because it covers him up more and gives a funny image.

[@Gregorrin]

Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum! 😂😂😂

[@matthewrichmond4139]

Anyone who is scolding Jerry on his diet back then, should see how he looks at his age now.

[@steverogers7601]

They won’t care. You can tell people “hey. That thing is not good for you” and they’ll reply “oh yea?! Well watch me do it just cuz you said so!!”

[@PatternLand]

He looks fine now tf lol the guy is like 60

[@lesliemoore2644]

@@PatternLand he’s 68, he just looks 60 :)

[@TheStuport]

@@lesliemoore2644 🤣

[@DaveS859]

It's a fictional TV show buddy

[@keyweststeve3509]

That was great of them to bring back Lloyd Bridges for one last role before he was gone for good. To anybody who grew up in the 60's Lloyd Bridges was a household name. Sea Hunt was one of the first shows I consciously remember as a kid.

[@talldarkknight]

Wow. Do you live in Florida?

[@keyweststeve3509]

@@talldarkknight I grew up there but I haven't lived there since I left to join the army.

[@billblaski9523]

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

[@Gameboy-Unboxings]

So strange.. I swore i'd seen every episode of this show but I don't remember ever seeing "the pool guy".. that's so exciting I have a new Seinfeld episode to watch.

[@jouster1945]

I always laugh when Mr. Mandkebaum says “Drop your purse hunny, and pick up that medicine ball.” Love it lmao😂 🤣

[@shamargreen3388]

Lmao 🤣

[@ianfinrir8724]

It's go time

[@THESILVERNARUTO]

All aboard the pain trainnnn

[@YouilAushana]

"Thanks for muttin"

[@Goldenowl66]

That scene with him strapped to the moving car is scary.

[@lucefina5091]

Seeing jerry get so violent in the pool is one of the most funniest things I’ve ever seen!

[@nicholassmith8806]

'Olly olly oxen free!!' is legendary

[@lucefina5091]

@@nicholassmith8806 oh man 🤣🤣🤘

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

1:23

[@ginagills8245]

The cutest, fluffiest dogs ever chasing her at the end..ha

[@fromthehaven94]

These mutts like to gossip.

[@unseenufo]

They probably wanted to use dobermans like most 90s films. But she was probably terrified of em.

[@tonyanthony5105]

Over the last 15 years I have been taught CPR so many different ways that i legitimately do not remember what is considered correct anymore

[@roguesheep3083]

I guess people just appreciate some kinda effort

[@TakataScience]

Chest compressions to the tune of "Staying Alive".

[@artsmith103]

Sledge hammer with long handle is the new social distancing method.

[@listrahtes]

30/2 it is right now

[@phyllissowhat]

@@roguesheep3083😂

[@emirduratovic9954]

The scene with Newman cracks me up 😂😂😂😂

[@redacted2275]

2:08 Newman's "nah" lol

[@charthers8903]

Is this a gym or some kind of fitness museum

[@madlarkin8]

Ironically, the era that this episode was shot in is the only time in history that a steak or lamb chops were considered "less healthy" than a salad.

[@SuperN1ntendoChalmers]

I still can not get past that scene with Newman @ 1:30. I saw it 30 years ago, and it STILL cracks me up like it did then. Newman rules! OLLIE OLLIE OXEN FREE!

[@steverogers7601]

Just a salad, just a salad.

[@gentrysymonds7280]

Just a question: How many bikes did Jerry have? I remember seeing a green "Klein" and a blue/white "Cannondale."

[@patsalas5170]

The great Loyd Bridges.....Sea Hunt ♥️♥️♥️

[@flisko123]

pulp can move baby

[@aceventurablaze]

1:10 I see sumthing too

[@02chevyguy]

Isn't that Loyd Bridges?

[@ianfinrir8724]

Picked the wrong day to quit smoking.

[@Oceangirl_505]

Yes! 💙

[@yaseensayyed972]

Pulp can move baby!!!

[@alyxmac22]

Don’t lie to me butterbean

[@1PITIFULDUDE]

You lag, you drag...

[@shannonpollard3964]

When a man might die and neither Jerry or Newman wants to give the victim CPR, because it evolves touching another man's lips lol.

[@lapcsanka]

Damn I want a veggie sandwich now

[@Not_Always]

grapefruit is the kind of fruit that knows you shouldn't eat it because the taste is so terrible.

[@emilong]

"It's a full bird, stuffed with ham, topped with gorgonzola" gets me every time 😂

[@michelletort2289]

So Elaine thinks volunteering, is to treat the seniors like a dog. Seniors need companionship.

[@KateBond642]

You take your dog out for a cup of coffee?

[@artsmith103]

@@KateBond642 You caught him in a virtue signaling quagmire :-)

[@reneeborjas1877]

What???

[@Icecold1776]

1st, seinfeld is the best Edit: the crow just did an emoji not fair lol

[@thecrow3350]

Lol it's because there was no audio at first or maybe my phone was tripping

[@Icecold1776]

@@thecrow3350 lol no worries

[@7star7storm7]

Were taking it up a notch 🤘😊

[@12classics39]

“Well I’m gonna have to take it BUT I DON’T HAVE TO LIKE IT.”

[@michaellalli7693]

Just a salad -

[@jordanwhite8099]

2:06 cmon Newman. Do it NAH!!!

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

I see you there Ramone...

[@DragnBoi65]

Was Jerry trying to cut meat from his diet or was he trying to legit go vegetarian?

[@inainoslo]

People weekly in 1995 said he was vegetarianer.

[@DragnBoi65]

@@inainoslo Oh okay. Thanks for telling me. ^^

[@GreenDriveIndia]

He was looking for chicken only , without ham

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Thought he was just a picky eater 😂

[@ianfinrir8724]

I'm kinda with Jerry on that chicken. That just too much.

[@76tennboy]

😂 I mean, y’all do know the longer you sit there and debate who’s gonna give him mouth-to-mouth is all the more time that he’s probably dying from not getting Cpr 😂

[@Oceangirl_505]

Lloyd Bridges!!! 👍

[@thaddeusskywalker5293]

5:14 Fans when they saw the 'Power Rangers Gang' in the Book of Boba Fett!

[@xavierpaquin]

I think I would've remembered Memma

[@greenmtnman7714]

At the pool Newman has flip flops on, then they disappear.

[@WEBBER_]

Damn dogs🤣

[@narajuna]

ah that dam mouth to mouth.... maybe... it had parents....

[@beardedwarlord7356]

1000th like :)

[@JD_300]

I feel like if George and Susan had actually gotten married Susan would have had someone like me as her BFF do her hair and makeup for the wedding and then dish all about the honeymoon when they got back

[@jeffsims8270]

The episode Jerry attempts to go veggie.

[@K_Reezee75]

Im the world's greatest dad.

[@brandonmoskos9149]

Pulp can move baby!!!! 😂

[@jimmybenyoucef4416]

0:51 😆😅😂🤣😭

[@malekalfalhat8395]

The bust

[@ericd1632]

"What is she making?" "I don't know, but I'm sure it had parents" 🤣😂😂😂