Only Good Things Happen To George | Seinfeld

George Costanza is one of our time's great tragic heroes but on Jason Alexander's birthday, we're looking back at the good times.
00:00 S5E22 The Opposite
00:23 Intro
00:29 S1E05 The Stock Tip
01:20 S2E01 The Ex-Girlfriend
02:20 S3E013 The Subway
04:04 S3E19 The Limo
05:50 S5E22 The Opposite
06:31 S7E01 The Engagement
07:39 S8E09 The Abstinence
08:53 S9E04 The Blood
10:25 S8E11 The Little Jerry
11:16 S8E22 The Summer Of George
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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[@NewSuperAvenger]

Independent George combined with Abstinent George and Opposite George would be unstoppable.

[@kiraofthesky5561]

Don't forget bad boy George

[@joaquinveleta3159]

Jajaja, the Trifecta! Funny how Intellect George plays almost no part in the equation😁

[@neogeo2817]

@@kiraofthesky5561 and the 'bawdy George'

[@jamesrose6751]

A force of nature

[@twonumber22]

Opposite George might not be a bad idea.

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

There is a reason this is only 12 minutes out of a series that lasted 9 seasons.

[@TheNugler]

lol

[@navdhun2445]

Well said!!! Lol

[@ickes2255]

Exactly what I was going to say. Lol

[@Sinna94]

12 minutes out of 66 hours!

[@jaylong4705]

😂😂😂

[@keveardo]

This is the most wholesome video, I sure hope nothing bad happens to this guy

[@rkalla]

LOL!

[@jasmineauroraoliviera6584]

You're in for a surprise bud

[@andreaskallstrom9031]

Lol then please don’t watch the show xD He is often unlucky! Haha

[@stevielagan1948]

I love you for your epic-level cynicism and sarcasm.

[@jaylong4705]

Not a thing, Kev!

[@jaylong4705]

I love how almost all of his greatest moments are usually directly prior to or after something bad happens or happened

[@justincruz5720]

So like what happens to most people then?

[@justincruz5720]

@@jaylong4705 I misunderstood your comment. I didn’t realize you were talking about another person. I just don’t exactly understand your point about George’s luck.

[@ironmarkus]

I love how these clips don't show how virtually every single one of these blows up in his face

[@willmaxey2550]

I was just thinking the same hahaha

[@RussellMoffett]

Not the stock tip

[@kurt6410]

This is just the life's story of a short, stocky, slow witted bald man

[@LowLevelNC]

He's not stocky

[@kirklandcig5513]

He's stout - the camera LOVES stout

[@sw333tway]

Hes not bald! Hes BALDING!

[@BenDanYt]

@@LowLevelNC he's strong, he can lift a hundred pounds over his head

[@pronkb000]

@@BenDanYt Oh, so he thinks he's better than the Mandelbaums?

[@arvindhmani06]

Such a positive, wholesome show with only good vibes and good things happening to everyone. 😁

[@megsie1424]

Yeah...it's like a show about something.

[@stevielagan1948]

Your comment is truly epic for its cynicism and sarcasm. I love you (lol).

[@Bersztipflag]

Yes. And nobody deserved it less.

[@jimmyboy131]

With characters that are only selfless, considerate, and an all around benefit to the community.

[@aceofspades4312]

The Opposite episode is probably the only episode where everything works out for George from beginning to end.

[@ianfinrir8724]

He did get fired, but it took awhile.

[@Ivan_Nano]

In that order

[@HenrySomeone]

@@ianfinrir8724 It took months, if not a whole year, that's like hitting the jackpot for his standards!

[@ThatVeryArtGal]

"The summer of George!" One of the greatest lines of all time.

[@mojo3999]

Out of 9 seasons George was only happy for 12 mins and now he’s serving time in the big house 😂

[@jackson5116]

Seinfeld didn't even get a full season until its 3rd season, so technically 7 1/2 seasons since the summer-1990 shows were only 4 episodes, and season 2 only 12! Those two together only gives you 16 shows, still about a half season (6) less than an average 22-24 show season (the highest rated ones are usually signed to 24 while most full seasons are 22). So, that's only 7 full seasons, and the first two adding up to a half a season, so 7 1/2 seasons.

[@shadowsintox9]

@@jackson5116 NEEEEEERD

[@Kruppt808]

@@jackson5116 good breakdown :) ty

[@HeidiH37]

@@jackson5116you’ve been copying and pasting your own comments 😆

[@russoswerve7856]

I like how there’s a jump from S3E22 to S7E1

[@text9518]

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[@momotheelder7124]

The ''i'm unemployed and live with my parents' delivery is actually a show of masculine confidence, lol

[@jarrodbarkley9061]

True! 😁

[@jokeroneninesevenzero]

"My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents!"

[@beani24329]

I’m Victoria! Hi

[@stephenrankin1788]

I actually used the line using my name of course. Twice. Once I got laughed at and once it worked but it was also 2am at a bar. I think she thought it was a joke but it was me being honest. We then proceeded to my parents house 😂😂

[@christiankeil7845]

Iconic

[@DPER4]

best architect around

[@mikeg1378]

And marine biologist

[@lostskull7467]

All of the best railroads in New York state are designed by him.

[@josemaria8177]

This is going to be the Winter of George

[@LowLevelNC]

If relationship George walks through that door, he will kill independent George. A George, divided against itself, cannot stand!!!

[@nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870]

George Costanza, the best TV comedy character of all time.

[@LowLevelNC]

At first, it’s a little irritating. Then, you find yourself humming it in the shower. Coooo…..stanza.

[@amatod4]

I couldn't agree more!!!!!

[@Zack29810]

I think George’s dad is way funnier than George.

[@Dante-uk8pr]

Makes it a shame that Jason Alexander didn’t win an Emmy

[@thecrow6915]

Married with children Al Bundy

[@oddduck9798]

If you condense all of his life's accomplishments down to one day, it looks decent

[@Kruppt808]

how did you do all those things?

[@iankb5291]

... condense it to from one day to 12minutes, one day was just for movie script purpose, realistically it is 12minutes

[@GENRTS]

Love a good quote😂

[@shareofmoney]

George had a good run when he did the opposite! 😂

[@AZVIDS]

If only Biden would do that….🤔

[@MLBlue30]

@@AZVIDS Biden Derangement Syndrome. Facts dont care about your feelings. Trump Lost.

[@Gregorrin]

8:13 Jerry's salad explanation about George's brain will always be the best! 😂😂😂

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

You missed when he got the toupee and the beautiful woman invited him to sit down immediately. 😄😄

[@jefflampert6336]

Also when he becomes a hand model.

[@yt_hatesfreespeech]

George - Ma, guess what? Estelle - Oh My God

[@jasonjohnson4803]

"I'm busting Jerry, I'm busting" this sums up the entire clip. His excitement and joy.

[@jacksrandomadventures2769]

6:49 "Frank come here !" " You come here! "

[@me_12-vw1vi]

“goerge’s getting married!” “he’s getting married?!” “yes!!” “to a woman?” “OF COURSE TO A WOMAN!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ianfinrir8724]

George getting hired by Steinbrenner was the best thing that ever happened to him

[@bobdecarlo7778]

Hire this man!

[@sakabula2357]

Lol..Kruger wasn't a bad gig either

[@rjathar]

So many great lines and great moments here... George feeling inspired to dish the dirt on himself right in his intro... Frank confirming that George is getting married to a woman... George's mother topping her disbelief of Susan loving George by asking he rwhy!?! Just classic, brilliant and hilarious

[@AyratHungryStudent]

Every time I see a short, stocky, bald man with glasses, I remember George.

[@Licherous]

"I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats"

[@garyfrombrooklyn]

This is one of the best clips ever 😆 😆 😆. “Which market are you in?” “The big one.” We’ve enjoyed how he talks his way into so much grief 😆

[@BillGraper]

I can totally tell, George Costanza is a WINNER!

[@tonyclifton265]

"the opposite" is one of the classic episodes. i love how it showcases george's neurosis

[@text9518]

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[@hectorsempertegui4309]

i love the O'Bryan episode when a guy at the airport asks him for the time and he says " there's a clock over there" referring to the time he asked someone for the time who clearly had a watch and the other guy told him "there's a clock over there" lmaoo!

[@OlgaSmirnova1]

What are you some kind of nut? 🤣

[@cutlass8783]

The fact there's only 12 minutes worth of happy moments in the entire series for George is kinda sad...

[@Bersztipflag]

It's so heartwarming and in a way evangelical. Nobody could deserve it less than George Costanza!

[@jasonjohnson4803]

This is more than a summer of George.. I love it.

[@lucone2937]

I like Jerry's analysis how George's brains are working 8:12

[@dianemccamy2568]

He gets cocky when it's good for him 😂

[@DrT0705]

Seeing the way he sat in the diner with his cigar after his stock win, smugness oozing from every pore, I don't know if I love him or hate him! 😂😂😂

[@martintolovski]

Opposite George is something else 🤣

[@JohnAnderson-wc2fw]

“I’m back in business baby!”

[@kiraofthesky5561]

George is the hero of the average Joe 👏

[@shareofmoney]

Definitely agree

[@juanledezma8907]

He’s definitely average, we know he’s pre shrunk

[@heavymetal_cutting_fabrication]

No he’s not. 😂😂 He’s hilarious but he was a greedy, lying, manipulator.

[@scottmatheson3346]

@@heavymetal_cutting_fabrication just like the rest of us. You really think you're better than me, don't you?

[@mattheweburns]

It’s rare but nice to see good things happen to George lol

[@generaljj577]

If one was to watch any of these scenes just a little longer you would see that things rarely work out for George.

[@DonTruman]

I'm wondering if the attorney lady suddenly became fascinated by how deep Jerry was.

[@B_27]

That's the joke, genius.

[@didadida5504]

Brilliant compilation. Thinking about how all these situations will develop later on makes you realize the essence of the series.

[@fortis6258]

I liked how George did Kramer's pretzel line"THESE PRETZALS ARRRRRE MAKKKKKING ME THIRSTY!"

[@joeldavis8851]

A George divided against itself cannot stand!! 😆

[@terrystyles5271]

Meeting that woman on the subway actually ended up being a bad thing for George because after the subway scene she handcuffed him to a bed post and robbed him.

[@Tokopol]

yeah but he only had 8 bucks, so it was a wash

[@adiamalem9246]

How much i love this show is unbelievable

[@TraitofSiNN727]

Kramer: *Oh what's she in for?* George: *Embezzlement* Kramer: *Sounds like a nice girl*

[@KavirajSingh]

He looked in her eyes when he said, "I am unemployed and I live with my parents.". Elephant leaves the room. And the way she responds back, 10.

[@12classics39]

“I love your son very much.” “You do? Really? MAY I ASK WHY?”

[@jasonberg6550]

I love how the video is cut before he gets attacked by the bee 🐝 Continuing the trend of only good things happening to George.

[@keithrickson8522]

Good stuff happening to George is like when a gambler wins 10 bucks after losing 500.

[@saulspeaks2557]

Great metaphor

[@crzzymnn911]

George is not getting upset!

[@ahmadfarrall2097]

George’s parents are the best part of Seinfeld

[@fortis6258]

"Serenity Now!"

[@ziggytonumaa]

They are lunatics

[@dinabakyt]

“May I ask why” will always get me LOL

[@crazedlink]

Thought it would be a shorter video

[@manalbenjabeur6776]

I love Georgy boy 😂❤

[@lacouerfairy]

George was so excited to get the job with the Yankees and then he ended up hating it like every job he'd ever had.

[@Helmuesi911]

_I’ve never looked back_ (looks back)

[@jeanmont]

George's mom's reaction to "guess what!" 😂

[@nicksacco5041]

I wonder how long a video would be with all of the bad things 😂

[@gokaury]

We prefer to dwell not on such things.

[@f.boogaloospook2318]

And marisa tomei loves quirky and funny bald men

[@brianellinger6622]

Happy Festivus George

[@sanchitgupta1587]

George is not getting UPSET !! . . (or) worlds are separating

[@dpayne5399]

0:29 Elaine looking like that damn mannequin she stole when she went shopping with george

[@italianlifestyle7911]

The 90's were pretty awesome!

[@Ani-ii7jg]

This is Gold Jerry...GOLD

[@TheNerdyGeekLife]

I saw the title and I was surprised how long it was 🤣🤣🤣 Great video!

[@marshallellis7054]

The fact that he never won an emmy is a heinous crime..

[@michaeldoliveira720]

The Opposite is one of the best moments of TV comedy. Ever.

[@OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8]

I tried that same opening pick up line in real life ... it doesn't work.

[@asteverino8569]

Lovely. Makes George look blessed and he was. Then he would realize something and eff it up. Thanks.

[@curtisbrown5939]

That's the best pickup line ever 😂

[@conradsieber7883]

If there's O'brien and Murphy then where's Art Vandelay?

[@elainehoodies]

This guy will have a good career with the Mets

[@dianemccamy2568]

He's the funniest in the group 👍

[@Zack29810]

I’d say Kramer is funnier.

[@f.boogaloospook2318]

And newman

[@bcent5758]

@@Zack29810 - No way Kramer is the worst part of the show. Too over the top to be funny. George is hilarious.

[@Mel.U]

George is a gem!

[@rockyevans1584]

It isn't close either

[@annihilationHaven]

"May I ask why?", that is something my mother would ask, LOL

[@1970groupie]

Love these Seinfeld compilations. Thanks heaps❤

[@theforeverpuddle8754]

This video is amazing. George is the best.

[@silviodante93]

Why can’t things like this happen for me?

[@ianfinrir8724]

Have you tried insulting the owner of a Major League baseball team to his face?

[@hinthegroove9740]

These clips transport me to a better time 😊

[@tangleshootburrfoot36]

It's nice; thank you for uploading! 😃 However...it's funnier when George gets screwed. 🤣

[@lorddowski]

This is the upload of George!

[@ryanschultz4119]

It's funny how every good moment of George Castanza's from a decade long show. Can be shown in a 12 minute video. Lol.

[@wrinai]

Really cool to see happy George

[@kennybegeske8824]

Damn You George Costanza

[@teejaylecapois9741]

Love this 💕

[@khalilbray7638]

They should've done a only bad things happen George classic scenes

[@luisbarrera1]

What an iconic character!

[@SantaCruzCowboy]

Thank you

[@5xchamps269]

"What's she in for?" "Embezzlement" "Sounds like a nice girl." 😂

[@Goldone99]

They call the show Seinfeld but what would it be without Costanza 😄

[@EbonyCoulter6723]

Georgia Georgia is a trip but some times 😄 😅😅

[@IamGenoBlack]

"Don't worry, we'll find something for you." - George Costanza / Jerry Seinfeld

[@vidyasagaryashvardhan1405]

I love this show

[@huskerdee1431]

To be fair that subway chick ended up robbing him lmao

[@thomasrebelo2189]

Love these George soliloquys. The marine biologist ep. Is classic

[@stephenchellgren1213]

It's gold baby

[@mccrimmonrobert]

Best show!

[@MM-yi9zn]

George is a true star!