Self-Checkout Machine Betrays Terry Crews - Studio C

[@josettejoy6003]

"You have selected NO!!!"🤣🤣🤣

[@StudioCtv]

like why did she have to say it so aggressively loud

[@josettejoy6003]

@StudioCtv Sick children are dying!

[@Pinksodachick]

😂😂😂

[@drbjr99]

That was a good South Park joke. Lol

[@beigefox6579]

@@drbjr99 I was just going to say the same. Good ol' Randy Marsh.

[@DrRexie]

I do love that Terry crews is one of those big dudes that doesn't mind being awkward and silly and funny it's like Henry cavill you can't believe he's a massive Warhammer nerd as well as a tech whizz

[@bringmethatcoffee5235]

That's exactly what makes him so cool. XD

[@DrRexie]

@bringmethatcoffee5235 yea I know bring me coffee :)

[@tyh6243]

Terry has been rocking it with these episodes. Love it.

[@StudioCtv]

he's so great, we loved having him on the show

[@SalvadorBalcarceMariani]

how do y'all even make so much from crypto trading?

[@SalvadorBalcarceMariani]

Market behavior can be complex and unpredictable. Mind if I ask you to recommend this particular advisor to whom you have used their services?

[@RobertaDiPaolo-z2c]

I've come across this name before, is he really reliable?

[@QuimeyMorando]

Yeah!, Nicholas Burke Gaffney was my hope during the 'bear summer' last year. I did so many mistakes but also learned so much from it, and of course from Sir Nicholas Burka gaffney. He is my number one source when it comes to crypto and TA.

[@brandonporter2348]

This is one of my favorites from this episode. I wonder if Terry Crews would ever come back for another episode. That guy is hilarious 😂

[@StudioCtv]

keep saying compliments so we can show him how much you all loved having him on the show, might be enough to entice him to come back

[@chorlesteajones6794]

@@StudioCtv I'll be honest, even without all the compliments I'm sure he would return. I think he enjoys being silly just as much as the rest of us even if it is at his own expense.

[@TheTMax]

I love how Terry Crews has a different wig in each skit 🤣

[@thebenforever]

"Stubborn fungus boys"?! 😂😂 Terry why? Lol. Great sketch. Terry's the man.

[@SirBritishBean]

I get betrayed at the self checkout every Sunday when I see my grocery bill

[@StudioCtv]

at least at the self checkout no one else has to see the look of horror and despair when the total rings up

[@scruffydad9435]

​@StudioCtv They're not fond of all the wailing though.

[@Allegedly_Angel]

Could have been worse lol At least he wasn't buying duct tape, rope, and a hunting knife

[@thehangingparsiple5692]

And a tarp, zip ties, and shovel

[@ShellyS2060]

​@@thehangingparsiple5692camera, slaked lime, and Fava beans

[@josephhodges9819]

And garlic, wooden stakes, holy water, and the complete Twilight series.

[@zacglover3345]

And a gun, a bear trap, a sniper rifle, a box of sniper bullets

[@bryanstumpf8643]

I knew I needed to get something from the store today! Thanks!

[@ZombonoMC]

Who else agrees Studio C is making one of the greatest youtube comebacks?

[@classic6288]

Nope ts is not funny

[@chriscarpenter1920]

@classic6288 Then how come I laughed?

[@richngo8585]

Only because of the original cast though. New characters are nice, but seeing the aged og members is what brought many back, and its a shame to think people left without realizing what they're missing out on.

[@BackyardRebel]

​@@chriscarpenter1920 Cause your sense of humor is broken?🤪

[@kellyl1578]

This is hilarious!?!?!

[@NightingaleSpica]

The Self Greeting Birthday Card for Forgotten 😂😂😂😂😅 LoL

[@jamesrobison6597]

Pushing on the pull door when trying to make his escape😅

[@StudioCtv]

the final dash of salt in the wound

[@zacglover3345]

The universe decided "screw this guy in particular"

[@relightergamer1628]

More Terry, makes us more merry. Wishing you all the smiles you have given us and more. Thank you! 👍👍

[@maderaartstudios4738]

Me: Why is Terry wearing a wig? Self-Checkout: Head Lice Shampoo Me: Oh...

[@angrypotato_fz]

Great one :D Terry has awesome face mimic for comedy ) I liked the aggressive "NO" a lot :)

[@BruceGordonGamer]

@ 4:11

[@tinjazv8743]

That "NO!" is how I feel every time I have to tip or donate knowing my money is not going to where it needs to go.

[@TheDailyDoseofSports_817]

I might not ever use the self checkout after seeing this

[@StudioCtv]

just don't use the ones voiced by Tori

[@dwaynedubtonic7970]

​@@StudioCtv 😅

[@chriscarpenter1920]

Man, Tori did great with the computer voice.

[@StudioCtv]

the lady who voices Siri better watch out

[@Sekir80]

@@StudioCtv Is she really?! Didn't know that! I've seen sketches with her, but not here. Or just didn't realize it from the shortform.

[@torrisali2082]

This was more G rated than I expected 😂

[@purple7vi0let]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@seanchan9657]

I couldn't stop laughing for a whole minute, especially when Terry got to the rat items

[@CalliopePony]

Rats actually make very good pets. They're low-maintenance, and they're very intelligent. You can train them to come when you call, same as dogs. However, you should just give them some hard treats to gnaw on instead of getting a little rat toothbrush.

[@s.k.7325]

Do you have a tiny table for them to eat off of?

[@CalliopePony]

@@s.k.7325 Only for formal dinner parties. 😁

[@s.k.7325]

@@CalliopePony Hahaha! 😄

[@a64738]

Yes but one huge disadvantage is they live very short lives ;(

[@CalliopePony]

@@a64738 True 🙁

[@zackuattack]

This is like that Lie Detector skit with Jason and Adam... but somehow more brutal 😂

[@SMALLTOWNREACTIONS]

This store has EVERYTHING!!!!

[@ZtheTaco]

The part about the card not registering is so real We bought like 4 cards last week and I totally didn’t need to call an attendant and hit the machine a few times…

[@auntiecaffeinecrafts]

That one had me laughing out loud! Very cute!

[@pagymjacket]

Wouldn't it be great if shopping stores actually sold rat tables, rat toothbrushes, and rat diapers!🤣 You guys should start selling them as official Studio C merch! And get Terry Crews to sign every item!

[@mikee5534]

Terry Crews😂 just awesome!

[@endless3cho]

That is horrible lol. Hearing those things out loud.

[@judasthepious1499]

that loud NO should be called donation shaming

[@dawildebeastbc]

Im just happy theyve been getting terry crews, i love that guy

[@StudioCtv]

we love the guy too

[@coleslaw_1915]

i will always be nostalgic for the first 9 seasons, but i also don't think studio c will ever stop being funny 🤣🤣 keep it up, guys!

[@CrashSable]

Always remember: donations to the Children's Hospital never go to the children - they go to the dude in charge who needs a 100k bonus every Christmas

[@LeahSteup]

Terry's wig in this sketch really fits his personality

[@Rosie_C]

I even don’t like it when it loudly announces I’m buying bananas. 😂 And who else wishes self checkouts had a button to say you don’t need help? Half the time, I know what the problem is and just want to go back.

[@josiebear320]

Self greeting birthday card for forgotten birthdays is awesome! 👍

[@taylorralston4702]

One of the best sketches from Studio C I've ever seen!

[@mfdinak]

I’ve never heard of this channel, but I smashed that subscribe button so quick. Terry Crews is one of my favorite people on the planet. This was absolutely hysterical, nonstop giggling. I’m excited to explore the channel.

[@static_Tricolor_camry]

We need these at Wal-Mart hahahaha

[@LycanIsHere]

So glad Studio C is helping out smaller actors :)

[@CabinetofThorns]

That self checkout is sentient and malicious lol

[@LeagueofJay137]

This sketch is one of the best 😂 This can be a beginning of a series of self checkouts in different stores with a different cast member each time

[@MaryWheeler-ub9im]

That's actually wild that the store carries all of those rat supplies 😂

[@augustusgreen7881]

I still laughing from the foot fungus

[@asavagej]

The betrayal is real, if self check out actually did this I wouldn’t go shopping anymore

[@lauralove528]

I'm surprised that they sell all of that stuff... 😂😂😂

[@mingiinimene3335]

Dude is taking care of his rats and his issues sounds like a great man!

[@tonybayarea]

What stores has self checkout that speaks back to you with the items you want to purchase? WTH Lol 🛒😂

[@andrewpolito9244]

I thought the joke was going to get stale fast but they made it work.

[@badbiker666]

I'm not so geeked about a self checkout register that announces all of your purchases, but I would be OK with that if it also forgets to ask for payment! Terry walked out with all that lonely rat stuff for free!

[@blytelyfe]

I'm Doordashing, for personal items, from now on!!!

[@fvances]

the NO to charity at the end got me 😂

[@BlackWeasel582]

Now i know this is going to be in the future.

[@YoureMyCherryOnTop143]

Even the customer has a story 🥲

[@TheLightspeedRanker]

OK. I'm no longer using the self-checkout ever again!

[@markcrews8255]

Laughed out loud lol, Terry nailed this

[@orca8433]

Am I the only one who feels his pain. Thank goddess it doesn't read orders out loud.

[@metalbubba666]

Which goddess should we thank?

[@koenvandepoll927]

Amazing! I have to say, probably one of my new all time favorites 😂

[@BruceGordonGamer]

@ 4:11 You have selected NO!!!!

[@Tehakii]

Terry Crews is a national treasure!!

[@notyourbusiness9753]

This reminds me of the mood ring episode 😂 who remembers that one?

[@CalliopePony]

It reminded me of the mood ring sketch too.

[@LunaryxDiarmait]

Terry Crews is definitely the best guest star on Studio C.

[@GC09Summer]

this was si hilarious 😂😂😂

[@jonathanr2417]

So hilarious! Great skit and Terry is the best 😂😂

[@phirehazard]

I think that one was my favorite!

[@MrFrmartin]

couldn't stop laughing out loud

[@augustusgreen7881]

We should do a Studio C sketch about Barney the Dinosaur learning about bad things

[@allysoncady]

Petition to make self checkout have voices like this

[@JacobL228]

Hell no. Whatever creams and ointments I buy are my own business.

[@BestNflMemes]

Using express lane with 30 items

[@ShinDaHana]

You guys keep bringest the coolest and chillest guest ever 👍🏼

[@HJMo213]

I'm barely ever sweating.. you knew that was coming !

[@mattspicer869]

love he had to put a wig on to make this joke xD

[@NoRegretsHomestuck]

As someone who loves Terry Crews and has pet rats this was tailor made for me!

[@earlleeruhf3130]

When the customer mentioned Polates class I was sure the machine would say "She's Lying." I was at a self checkout and the guy using one next to me kept telling the machine, "I heard you, shut up, I don't need your lip," When he finished he looked at me and said," That person makes me so angry!" Yes, he sounded serious.

[@Maxwell4Smash]

"He is lying"

[@genebodjtb]

guess who's never shopping at that store ever again 🤔 I would have walked out after the first item was read off

[@degenverse]

I was eating dinner with this

[@eduardo318]

My local store self checkout will scream at you “put the product in bagging area” half second after scanning. For some reason is way louder than “are you using your win bag?”

[@altonjawi2984]

This guy is basically Bruno if they had supermarkets in enchanto.

[@coltonthompson5978]

This is the best of the Terry Crews skits. Not sure why it doesn't have more views.

[@Youthhunter-u6m]

out of all the ones studio C has made after the original cast left, this is better.

[@Locuravamp]

Pet rats?! So absolutely adorable! Sign me up! And he obviously loves them so much!

[@EcstaticWaffle204]

OMG!!! I don't know how you got Terry Crews to do this, but this is awesome!

[@NotSoMuchFrankly]

"Stubborn Fungus Bois" One of my favorite bands. Shoulda' been bigger.

[@ShellyS2060]

A rat date sounds really awesome!

[@Mr.Nate132]

It seems that the self-checkout is taking longer than the way Natalie questioned Matt.

[@benhohndorf]

as a Dollar Tree employee, I noticed the clip strip in the background immediately.

[@java4steve]

laughed so hard I cried

[@blackclover339]

Damm i expected that Terry was going to buy some yogurts

[@bernlin2000]

Lol...pretty accurate, although most self scan machines just repeat the dollar amount of the items, not the details of the item itself 😂

[@asamusicdude]

Brad chungus🤣🤣

[@rogacz25]

The robot has surprisingly good comedic timing.

[@livingston2002]

This was great!

[@fredthesavannahcat2899]

Can you imagine?😂😂😂

[@happyhsu140]

Terry crew helps people to click on the clip and good jokes took over. Good job guys.

[@sarahford9150]

This is the best

[@lordofdeals9298]

Didn't know a small marked could have so much useful stuff.

[@Machtyn]

As a daughter with pet rats, she approves of the rat food and accessories.

[@justalittlebitmo]

.... for rats. 😂😂😂

[@waross8214]

3:40 "why do we even sell those?" really? that's the item your questioning?

[@EasySetCuz]

Atleast he is trying to take care of himself

[@Calz70]

Would be even better then this if they showed extra clips of the woman who is voicing the self check out computer voice . She did a great job.