Self Defense Life Hacks That May Save Your Life!

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[@Lilly_p0ps]

Oh Christ I’m like ten seconds in and it’s already chaos

[@livin_on_the_moon6093]

Ikr

[@Nico_AstraX6691]

Ofc it is this is Brandon we are talking about

[@Lilly_p0ps]

@@Nico_AstraX6691 lmao ofc

[@cinnabronjames1407]

I don't know what you expected from Brandon

[@N0_Body04]

Thats brandon XD

[@toribrayton2342]

"Tied up my ankles backward, this guy's a professional " three seconds later "lucky for me, it seems I'm working with the dumbest robber ever " 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mistycline6870]

Jeff from Henry Danger??? Lol

[@brennaclark9604]

“If someone’s choking you just get their hands of you” gives the same vibe as “if you can’t breath just start breathing”

[@macieS1127]

Brandon‘s office/film room is literally a cartoon show one day it’s destroyed the next day it’s like nothing happened.🤣🤣 (rly luv u brandon you make my day better but I’m sad you make me laugh in dark times and I’m sure it’s not just me but all of us really enjoy your comedy and you’re so funny! 💜💜💜) #dooderking

[@thecatacombhimself]

true

[@AlexpC3PO]

Call me Kelly- I mean crazy, but this one and the "life hacks to understand women" are some of the funniest videos on Brandon's Channel. I've been here for a few years and you never fail to make me cry of laughter. "Hold this puppy" always gets me. Love you Brandon 💜

[@BERRY_SODA1]

Yup👌

[@That_Bikeing_duo]

This is how many people love I’mBrandon Ferris 👇

[@Nico_AstraX6691]

Then we are liars because you only have two one is from me tho

[@Sienna_X]

Like begger but failed edition

[@TheKeebster1]

Hey Brandon, not exactly sure if kidnapping someone in a trunk and/or tying them up in a basement is considered "petty crime" 🤣

[@certifiedmental1]

Brandon: "stop reporting ny videos for dangerous acts.." Also Brandon: **threatens to cut someone's hands off with tree cutters.**

[@cohenz_kaard]

Brandon: stop flagging my video for violence and stuff acts Also that one video where him and Cameron literally tortured each other with mouse traps: 👁👁 In all seriousness I love all of your content

[@ShayMarkipliersVersion]

“I’m gonna steal this tiny man… Oh that’s someone else’s” 😂😂😂

[@elynnwestra6447]

how do people Type comments so fast

[@Faith44710]

Brandon can literally make anyone laugh at any time of the day or night!!😂

[@cvetykondzhagyulova4500]

True, in one moment I can be crying my eyes out and the next moment that I watch him I start laughing outloud. He always makes my mood and day better. Love you Brandon!

[@Faith44710]

@@cvetykondzhagyulova4500 😂😭

[@lurk03am56]

Brandon I have recommended you to all my friends Your humor and dedication to your videos needs to be seen by everyone!!

[@travisbrown250]

Hes spoiling us. Hasnt posted like this in awhile

[@DotBC703]

5:05 “I’m free, no thanks to you, BeTh” Me, on the toilet plucking my mustache hairs: I’m sorry?

[@finn_20]

3:18 Anyone else catch the psychopathic question? “Are you tied up with scotch tape?” “PERFECT!” Perfect?! Why PERFECT?!😬

[@mamaseesa3122]

Hilarious. And the ad that played afterwards was a 'former CIA officer' teaching us how to get out of duct tape. 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@AUF18]

Brandon really makes my day full of laughter 😂💜

[@robertbuth]

Got the Notification. Clicked immediately. Let the fun begin!

[@koriannder]

At 3:53 mark Brandon literally kicks his own butt. Don’t bully yourself, man! 😂😂

[@adiTiK0528]

A WEEK FULL OF BRANDON CONTENT!?! a dream come true😭❤️

[@memivedder1705]

This is amazing! You never fail to make me laugh no matter how many times I watch you’re video’s! ❤️

[@AbstractlyDelen]

When 5 Minute Crafts calls Duct Tape Scotch Tape…. If I’m tied up in scotch tape, it’ll probably be easier to get out of my dude 😂

[@Hi-zi8ps]

110 view!Ive been on your channels for 2 years!I think since you had one channel!Im a big fan and my little sister thinks your super funny,(so do I)Thank you for making people laugh!

[@transmascmc702]

it's a school night and i'm laughing at Brandon, cheers. :beers: From Germany!

[@nicholejeter3009]

Whoa yeah. She did have perfect timing. Such a relief she was able to help you out !! Phew 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@toshiahanson5885]

Brandon, u can always make me laugh 😂🤣

[@Silly04]

I’ve been living for the daily doses of serotonin from this guy 😂

[@Nico_AstraX6691]

The amount of chaos even tho I’m only like 15 seconds in but why am I surprised because this is Brandon his middle name should be chaos 😂😂😂

[@hard2hurt]

At 3:52 Brandon managed to double hook kick the nads of the guy who tied him up.

[@ameliaabts1722]

He brightens my day so much!! He’s just missing Covington who would make his kidnapping so much more fun😂😂

[@amandab6472]

Oh gosh! Brandon, first off, thank you for making me laugh! We were literally making the same joke/comment after each hack! Which by the way, little concerned about the woman who made the defence hack video. Clearly she has BRILLIANT ideas to save yourself...NOT! 😂😂

[@calvins8119]

“Work up a sweat” little did they know I already sweat heavily

[@faridaatwa3644]

i’ve been having the worst day and my internet just came back, this vid literally made me light up and smile, when i say you have an irreplaceable effect, i mean it

[@barelyexisting374]

Brandon, thank you for posting so much lately. You literally made life bearable

[@JaycieMaria]

I think this is the earliest I’ve ever seen one of Brandon’s videos

[@starstruck.weirdo]

Please, the thumbnail 💀 you can always find ways to make anything funny 😂

[@beefmeatloaf]

I regret forgetting you have a second channel - but now I have the best laughs to binge

[@Bitikhan]

"if you're getting strangled, then just take their hands off" Brandon Farris, 2023

[@SirEmuTheDapper]

4:14 this has to be the most *ridiculous* “life hack” I’ve ever seen This ain’t even a life hack, self defence, or safety, this is just straight up dogwater! As if someone’s gonna be holding your neck so lightly you can just *slide ‘em off* You know what I have to say to this? Pressure points Pressure points *Pressure points* Go for the pressure points located in the neck, it’s above the collar bones and beside the shoulders, thumbs in, press, should be free in a few seconds, and the offender should be stunned for a few seconds Either that or thumbs straight to the eyes, and press *hard*, they’ll be stunned and kind of blinded for a few seconds That’s a life hack, a life hack I know works because I’ve done it before

[@Norwegian_goth]

Brandon, your videos never fail to cheer me up on the worst days ever. Love your videos to bits. the funnest channel is definitely yours! Keep doing the great videos, love ya 💜💜

[@marouabaiboun2272]

You’re not getting kidnapped, you’re being taken by demons. Funniest sentence ever 😂

[@B3N_1O0]

Chaos I see lmao I love his videos

[@leonganadosslayer]

Am I the only one that thinks she sounds like an adult Dora the Explorer? 🤣

[@Mel.readss_]

"when i tied myself- i mean when he tied me up"

[@angelaxuereb9138]

1:05 in the morning brandon, I need to go to sleep.

[@amara_666]

"They don't wanna impede on someone's work" That was the best.

[@leahbaxley7143]

Never fails to make my day better!! 💜💜

[@louisekdenmarktoengland9562]

Note to self if kidnapped; always have a bobby pin and garden scissors on me

[@SerfOfTheYear]

6:51 I have a good feeling this is going to be something I quote often

[@WolfyFancyLads]

To the choking one: Don't "take their hands off your neck". You'll not be able to, you will die like a fictional character cos they also go for the hands. What you actually do is go for the eyes. Gouge them out with your thumbs, they can't stop both your hands if they're choking you, so it'll not only blind them but free your throat up too. Even if you don't destroy their eye entirely, the pain and shock of having their eye attacked should free you.

[@BehindTheGreenEyes]

"Is someone strangling you? It's not deadly or dangerous! Just take their hands off your throat!" - 5 Minute Crafts

[@evanjones-reedy8760]

You never fail to make me laugh , keep up the good work

[@BillS1033]

Hey Bradon,love the channel,thanks for being a big part of my life,great videos.goodnight (BEANZ)

[@thomashinton3514]

Something bad happened in my life and suddenly, Brandon's posting a lot. It's like he knows

[@leoprock6671]

Litteraly same

[@thomashinton3514]

@@leoprock6671 it's freaky

[@sam_brock6596]

brandon- "I just nearly escaped the v-neck vickson. I'm calling domino's."

[@hoodlum9505]

"ArE yOu GeTtInG sTrAnGlEd?" *looks behind myself* I don't, think...so. Also, Brandon, you are in the croc gang?!?

[@tracylopez7666]

Always a fun time BF. Thank you for the smile!

[@lesmckean9314]

any day that I am feeling down I just come to you channel :).

[@Shneeble_McWeevil]

switchblade, pocket knife, taser, any type of self defense weapon < bobby pin

[@Irumii._]

Hi!

[@FluffyCowFan]

I'm 10 seconds in and already love this 😂❤

[@maskedfilmproductions1929]

Hiiiiiiii I love your content

[@lts.samantha]

I will say that with any other youtuber, i have never expected to turn on the video and see them tied up.

[@peachy_pancakes7977]

With the car seat leaning back, to flatten the robber, what happens if you have electric lay back

[@knappisan]

I can’t stop laughing this is chaos

[@justcuzz5144]

Is his phone okay😂

[@yomammacoochie7000]

thank you for the good times and this video had a rough day got 4 staples in my head bc I split it open on accident and I needed this

[@KENNYGAMEZ21]

brandon! You're google translate makes and these five minute crafts videos are super funny. man ur videos are super funny in general! (u make my days a whole lot better thanks to you and your videos!)

[@ellarae_9608]

I’m early jear

[@Guts_nStuff]

If took me so long to realize he was wearing a tinfoil hat at the end

[@Adi_jadeShorts]

Not me with an uncle Jerry 😅

[@AlleganyRiverGoat72]

I needed this man thank you so much

[@lyndon4010]

xDDDD

[@C-A-R-T-E-R-123]

2:41 I spat my water back into my cup lol

[@gaige1015]

brandon always cheers me up

[@candiceamatthews]

hi from Australia and it is 10 40pm

[@FamilyGuyTv532]

Even my mom love your vids

[@X._STARRY_.X429]

5 minute crafts: hmmm I GOT IT EVERYONE HAS BOBBY PINS ON THEM Brandon: you didn’t tell me I needed bobby pins for this

[@glowupwithd7250]

Brandon Farris video? I watch. No questions asked… Come what may.

[@AbstractlyDelen]

Who the F*CK is reporting Brandon’s videos!?!? I 👏🏻 just 👏🏻 want 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 talk 👏🏻

[@Sunflowerwings14]

these life hacks saved my life

[@FamilyGuyTv532]

Love your vids

[@literallyfelixx]

this video was a fever dream

[@Grace-wy6jm]

My birthday is tomorrow

[@southwestlevelcrossingsmore983]

great video af

[@whosriceisthat]

ok… as someone who has seriously been strangled, it’s not so easy to just “take their hands off” your vision gets disoriented and you shake so much while trying to get air. you can’t breathe at all and it’s really scary, that’s why i don’t trust these defense life hacks! 😭

[@tal_off1582]

i'm the 50th comment B>

[@rainyrose1625]

"are you being strangled?" Brandon: no not at the moment but anything could happen me : ....😀what

[@tahniross9748]

He never fails to make everyone laugh!! 😂

[@theoriginalkrabbypatty]

Facts: Always keep a bobby pin in your hair!!

[@tennavangsgaard8261]

Brandoooooon, moooore!!!!

[@ray-wg5hh]

its my birthday today

[@momentofchaos5559]

Love from Texas

[@StrawberryChocoss]

Awesome video!!

[@f_life_love_anime]

Lol the intro 🤣

[@kelseylewis487]

What is even-

[@hiimdory1]

Hes been posting alot which means that more laughter 💜

[@ajrfanhere]

He is absolutely amazing and me laugh every time!!! But these 5 minute crafts are the stupidest ive seen so far " if you're being strangled, pull their hands off your neck!" Yeah like their just gonna let you 🤣😂🤣

[@opeitsme2727]

Someone who is getting strangled that watched this video was probably real confident like 'oh ya! I just gotta take their hands off my neck' Then they die...😣😂