SELFIE TOAST AND BUG POOP TEA

[@stratojim473]

This episode was a real journey. Aleks went through an entire CEO's career and midlife crisis

[@iamdingus]

who the fuck is aleks

[@JayInMyName]

Dingus the one in the suit

[@osac7734]

the one at the beginning who looks like hes constipated

[@happydisaster6703]

This is why you don't do drugs kids

[@dingobiff]

CEO Aleks will one day awaken

[@babypowduh]

I like how Brett snorted the dust before asking what it even was.

[@erector500]

Aleks with white powder in his nose, wearing that grey suit and drinking tea... why is he cosplaying Dexter Manning?

[@aj.z5018]

erector500 too soon 😩

[@joeymacaroni4041]

Died of a crack overdose.

[@dipass8495]

If Brett asked "is that just a pixie stick?". Does that mean he was expecting actual cocaine?

[@cobraglatiator]

i'm pretty sure he was. hahaha.

[@Jake.........................]

While they were filming an episode? Okay

[@mariosonicboom123]

No, he didn't know what to fucking expect. It is cowchop.

[@mikeoxlong567]

probably lol wouldn't be surprised if he actually does coke

[@BlakeShotgun]

Caesar Salad he also snorted it with like no reaction

[@BlakeShotgun]

Watching this again years later, and i still think its hilarious that brett was just 100% ready and expecting a bump of coke.

[@leonardosantuario3346]

Cool story, bro.

[@akjokerz666]

@@leonardosantuario3346 Cringe.

[@leonardosantuario3346]

@@akjokerz666 *says the 12 yr old*

[@escapist83]

Brett snorted that thinking it was real cocaine and was disappointed.

[@Bambingobongo]

Escapist lmao. He really did. The more you know

[@mr_mexico1014]

It's nice seeing Dex in another Amazon Prime Time

[@BeaTDowNcK]

*Former Russian mob boss wears pajama suit and snorts pixie sticks, while former Pennsylvanian wrestling coach eats burnt toast and drinks bug shit*

[@Arturothagod]

BeaTDowNcK not shit , poop

[@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN]

BeaTDowNcK colourized circa 1975

[@minecraftguy5698]

Pictures from 1975 were already in color.

[@wfd87]

the format of these memes are that they all say colorized or decolorized, whether it makes sense or not

[@RosebudDelicious]

I love how Brett bumps first and asks questions later

[@bojyoohoo]

J T you know all these dudes get high as fuck everyday, Brett probably does coke seeing how nonchalant he was about it.

[@kotarodesu_23]

Mutah Well, they don't though. Aleks made some implications of using Marijuana back in Colorado but hasn't mentioned it (except when he memes about it) since. James is pretty straight laced, he drinks alcohol and such from time to time but that's about it. Now Brett is the grey area because of uncertainty and I mean, he's Brett.

[@jimbok21]

the suit is something that Dex would wear when he goes to sleep

[@ronin19xx79]

Nice Dex Cosplay Aleks.

[@DexterManning]

I need that suit

[@NorthernDownpour119]

Dexter Manning

[@pizzaman5344]

Dexter Manning it's my son whaddup

[@vanadinemedia5582]

hell yeah you do

[@IsaacPurpleguy]

Its perfect for you lol

[@AllantwirlsHard]

Dex pls come and visit these orphans again

[@AnthonyRayM122]

Aleks: "Do I look like a man that makes bad decisions?" Me: *nods head "yes"*

[@nugget4566]

Past this comment while re watching this

[@amylovespocky2996]

he should wear that suit to his next big event or public appearance

[@pixiestickaddictedaleks2181]

I CAN STILL FEEL THE RUSH

[@ZWCaleb]

3 years and you still have the name thats true commitment

[@spicycoke7033]

A man of pure determination, commitment and sheer fucken will

[@gramplegust5115]

This is one of the best videos on the channel. From the goofy edits, to the excessive fun dip snorting and hilariously timed jokes. It just hits my funny bone in all the right places. I think I grew a few extra abs from giggling too much.

[@drop5926]

I love how brett snorted it before even knowing what it was :' )

[@Gaming_Sparky58]

He thought it was real cocaine and then got disappointed

[@WhiteValerus]

The fucking eye edits always kill me

[@juancortez857]

WhiteValerus same here especially on fucking Aleks

[@windyr]

RIP

[@Leetpwnwtf]

It's so subtle but it's fucking hilarious

[@creativedegree]

XD

[@smittman]

What if it's real and not an edit?

[@acekugen3408]

Best Dollar Shave ad i ever seen

[@villiannewyork]

Ace Kugen I love how aleks opens the door and leaves

[@peddlersclan]

shout out to the small eye edit

[@puppyrave]

*multiple small eye edits

[@yung_ape]

I guess we now know why Aleks doesn't upload anymore. His brain is fucking mush from all the pixie dust he's snorted.

[@LuminousIris]

Bet he snorts pixie dust at the strip club

[@Nateguy632]

LuminousIris He snorts pixie dust off of bretts ass

[@slaterisdead1757]

nateguy632 Oh yeah

[@ObbyTheBird]

It was kinda funny when that toned lesbian tore apart that shirt.

[@babyshelly99]

Dex probably already owns a suit pajama

[@KoffingAngels]

How hasnt natural selection taken the lives of the people in this channel lmao

[@mockingladmockery3860]

because they are the next step of human evolution.

[@Suggestedbabies]

Sharkalien fucking mutants

[@KoffingAngels]

lol

[@KoffingAngels]

kinda like that meme where we're living in 2017, cow chop is already in 2564 lol

[@TheFunniBaconMan]

The implication that there's a reason for Natural Selection to take these guys.

[@bigmoco2886]

this somehow changed to snorting pixie dust, to bug tee with toast. 👌Elegant 👌

[@CarolynRae]

Holy shit, an episode of Prime Time where Aleks actually tries.

[@ScottCyclops]

*an episode in CowChop where Aleks actually tries*

[@MrDeathstroke27]

Carolyn Kruse it was him snorting all those fucking pixie sticks hahaha

[@McBlickyy]

Aleks over here looking like Dex.

[@recklessturtle7462]

WHADYA MEAN

[@base-boostedaleks9001]

Business Man Aleks Dex is always wearing suits like that one guy from the show"how i meet your brother"

[@recklessturtle7462]

Base-Boosted Aleks But does he do -coke- Pixie sticks?

[@arescone]

Business Man Aleks you already made one, god damnit aleks.

[@sal9609]

BOISSS!

[@lorequestcomics]

aww james knows aleks size

[@crackheadaleks5732]

all the different sizes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@друг.друг-ъ9с]

Crackhead Aleks nice

[@SuperBeanSquad]

Considering that they see each other a _lot_ and regularly buy stupid shit for each other, I'd be more surprised if he _didn't_ know Aleks' size.

[@crackheadaleks5732]

ye

[@CCzarMasta56]

LA has officially changed Aleks. He became a suit wearing, pixie stick snorting, corporate business man drinking his hipster bug poop tea. And he's trying to change James. Leave him alone. James is too pure for this world! Also, that Los Ingobernables de Japon shirt! That Aleks ruined with his habit.

[@Kakacarrotcake69]

4 years later and they are still funny. Such ashame they ended. Thank you Cow Chop for getting me through High School.

[@TONYinHD]

Did Brett think he was doing real drugs before hand? lol

[@TheBrown_Cats]

Anth0ny I thought the same thing

[@Bambingobongo]

Anth0ny I think he did lmao

[@k4miko921]

i love him even more now.

[@WigginMillerGames]

He did that bump like he knew EXACTLTY what he was doing. Holding one nostril closed, quick snort and done, THEN asks "is that pixie stick" LOL. What a fucking legend.

[@Bomples98]

I believe the correct answer is yes.

[@XrayPanda262]

Inb4 Aleks actually starts doing coke

[@drugaleks2367]

tyler staklinski Someone say coke?

[@riddlez6191]

Drug Aleks you get no coke aleks

[@wolfboyj9449]

tyler staklinski "starts"

[@Lopper.]

He was acting like he was actually on coke in this video, I wouldn't be surprised if he takes acid on the weekends.

[@Kyo_theTowaSimp]

Do you honestly think that Aleks just threw all that KZbin money at those strippers? Nah. He rolled up a $100 bill and did several lines off their asses.

[@jakey_ac]

No wonder Aleks hasn't uploaded, he's addicted to snorting pixie sticks

[@shadowmere22]

Here we can see men of an elevated status having tea after doing a drug session.

[@spencer776]

There was something really nice about watching Alex and James just eating toast and drinking tea.

[@leslie6953]

This episode has the potential for a new Aleks. ex. drug Aleks, sexy Aleks, ect.

[@stripclubaleks6870]

Butters YourToast I'm practically sexy aleks because im so damn hot... *sigh*

[@maslecheporfavor5580]

Super LA Aleks

[@drugaleks2367]

Butters YourToast You're a psychic

[@HaphazardlyCaffeinated]

Executive Aleks

[@commienist]

I believe in the evolution of new Aleks'

[@cannababie]

Congrats on 700k subs!!!

[@joaofernandohehe]

If you ever feel sad, just remember that someone tattoed The Creatures logo on their skin

[@HueFyren]

Haha ::D:D:D:DD:D:D:D:D:D:D

[@lostitem]

Doge Someone probably tattooed the Doge, but it's now a dead ass meme. Everything ends my dude.

[@Arcangel2992]

Doge idk how that helps, I'm even more depressed now.

[@K0tasan]

okay? he probably keeps it so they can remember the good moments they had in the creatures

[@cannababie]

I looked it up and somebody had a treetopia tattoo. How depressing lol

[@elijahlupe]

2 things I loved about this video: 1. James looking like a geisha at 6:00 2. The beautiful shot subsequently of James' tear that was so good it could have come from Throne's of Blood

[@Acedragoonx]

Everytime a cowchop video ahows back up in my feed i just gotta watch and be reminded of the dreaded limbo times of youtubes transition into being "kid friendly"

[@aqwfooddood]

11:22 Did Brett think that it was actually cocaine lol?

[@hustonanderson332]

I'm just surprised he could identify it

[@baileyfilms7609]

He did say "is that just pixie sticks?" so Brett confirmed drug user haha

[@baileyfilms7609]

Because he seemed disappointed, geez, it was just a joke man

[@AFortnightAgo]

"This one's for bigger nostrils" -Thinks of Joe

[@gothitachi6528]

ill miss aleks when he goes to rehab

[@drugaleks1779]

Goth Itachi Snorts excessively

[@333dae]

he's already in rehab why do you think his channel is inactive? this is all old videos

[@ArnoldMDG]

Brett was almost disappointed to find out it was just pixie stix 🤣

[@justinhatfield2395]

11:28 "is that just pixie stick?" what did he expect lmao

[@tomhemming5411]

Love the LIJ shirt James is wearing, looks very TRANQUILLO

[@al112v4]

At least it's not a Bullet Club shirt like everyone else is wearing.

[@YaskaLT]

ASSENAYO

[@Lusithebeast]

James reminds me a lot of a kenny Omega

[@65smoof]

aleks could wear his new suit when he goes to a strip club and someone leaks his photo

[@Abigpuppy]

65smoof I didn't know about that until now but I looked it up and I'm glad I did

[@nipplemustache9309]

65smoof yah and it would be perfect material to get a lap dance in. No chafing.

[@schmogless6480]

Aleks looking like The Wolf of Wall Street If that isn't goals I don't know what is

[@DamonSalvatore1804]

Aleks: How do you know this is gonna fit me? James: Because I got it in your size 😭 different times

[@DamonSalvatore1804]

Aleks: I love KZbin ❤️ 🦀 ........... way different times

[@mrendroid609]

11:24 He was definitely hoping it was coke lmao

[@furrydevil1]

I think Dex would wear that silk suit to bed

[@Zakading]

Aleks in that suit looks like a gayer Milo Yiannopolous.

[@redvelvet5374]

Zakading, that sounds like a good thing.

[@TehHAuxaRs]

Welcome To Pandora Kiddos! Damn thats a high bar to beat

[@bioshockinfintyfan]

Zakading how can you get gayer than a gay man?

[@weebasaurasusrex7047]

Zakading and they are both cool milo is savage tho

[@noellerecovers]

YE SYES YES I THOUGHT THAT TOO

[@Ainotar1]

i'm like 99% sure that they just did real cocaine

[@HaydenToltzmann]

Brett thought he was...He asked what it was after he snorted it.

[@anglebeatsblacklagoon6688]

The shit Alex snorted at the very end didn't look like no pixie dust

[@anthony15601]

yeah that made me worried, I hope Brett doesn't do coke

[@zombiehut1]

"How I met your goober brother"

[@StephenGold79]

The edits they do with Aleks ducking eyes immediately make me laugh harder than anything

[@harveybudgen4437]

I'm not even gay but I'm so attracted to Alex ripping his shirt...

[@BlueTurtle1225]

Harvey Budgen gay

[@piratealeks6865]

who isnt' honestly

[@eightbithearts]

who's alex

[@maturegambino6182]

put this nigga on the suspect list

[@sawyerwilliams1095]

Harvey Budgen i AM gay and aleks ripping open his shirt............ 👌👌👌

[@aliienrealm]

😂 Just watching them sit in silence, enjoying well burnt toast and *attempting* to enjoy bug sh- I mean bug poop tea is just....bless this channel. Literally. They need more sponsors! 😞

[@cyprex]

Thanks Dollar shave club!

[@NaJHaikezeh]

Thank you Dollar Shave Club for helping Cow Chop make more content.

[@NavidIsANoob]

9:33 James looking at the camera with his puppy eyes its so adorable

[@Choosymkshorts]

"It burns a little bit" hahah

[@JuicyGooberz]

I was in tears this episode was fucking hilarious!

[@ravenrace4539]

I love how Brett willingly snorted the pixie stick dust then asked "is that just a pixie stick", as if he were expecting it to be something else.

[@PeerlessLight]

i love that brett snorts first, asks questions later xD

[@UlrichTheDwarf]

i love how brett just walks over and doesnt even ask he just takes a hit of the spoon lol

[@LXNESTRRR]

When you're late for work and you eat breakfast with weirdos 15:43

[@matthewnavarro2473]

HEY... HEY... HEY.... James snorted fun dip 😂😂😂

[@EliteForceYYC]

You're kinda late to know that

[@matthewnavarro2473]

Mega Chopsticks lol well I mean I knew that he had done it it's just the continuity of them saying he snorted pixie sticks, ya know?

[@IndelacioLetsPlay]

Man aleks you ripped your shirt, there's this dude who always says "buy my shirts" he's kinda underrated as a youtuber, he hasn't uploaded anything for a while so you might want to buy one of his shirts so he can afford to live especially in this adpocalypse, he's called immortalhd. I bet he'd love a pair of those swanky suit pajama's too.

[@yung_ape]

i heard that dudes intro is pretty fucking gay

[@yodrum]

DAMN DOOD he sounds like a swell guy might check him out

[@SoulSnatcherSeven]

Indelacio.co.uk : Lets Plays and Game Reviews i heard hes good

[@stickgirlhd]

I heard he has this awesome series called spooky craft

[@vucalvin]

advice for aleks if he wants to get on the radar: never button the bottom button on a suit jacket (pajama or not)

[@taylorolson2908]

So this is what my favorite creatures have become. 😂 I love it.

[@tosuto2906]

im glad they got milo yiannopoulos as a guest on this show

[@TayIAm]

was looking for this comment lmfaooo it’s legit

[@Vxerr]

Mah boys with their only sponsor

[@LPyxel]

The face morph is strong with this one...

[@douglassmacarthur3606]

15:45 Cow chop celebrating the death of thecreaturehub (colorized) circa 2017

[@gordonfreeman3772]

Adolf Hitler why do you blaspheme ZNA with your profile pic?

[@douglassmacarthur3606]

O possum it was a joke about how in one of his videos he looked like hitler so I made this

[@maccody3139]

Brett snorting the pixie stick was so casual and said "oh is this just pixie stick?@

[@Tomoko_Kuroki88]

I love the birdman music in this. Its actually quite fitting

[@FrugalFinancer]

Alex dressing like Dex in the thumbnail

[@ZandWheet]

Dex cosplay Aleks

[@EliteForceYYC]

This is the shit that Aleks does but he can't post a video

[@EliteForceYYC]

Fucking Russian addict

[@dillon-james]

Mega Chopsticks lol

[@cocaineaddictaleks4515]

Maybe it's the cocaine problem?

[@therealaleks7127]

Mega Chopsticks hey man dont blame me

[@SaltyDogFood]

Oh no baby what is you doin'? You only do the upper button on a suit!

[@connorjancius6193]

I love that Brett was down for the bump without know what it was😂

[@Traceiir]

Favorite CowChop episode

[@-pupper-]

Aleks is a walking meme

[@Deizulh]

So when is Aleks' "goodbye" video going up on his channel?

[@MrJojipo18]

Yoooo 😭

[@fullrussianaleks413]

Soon

[@CptSaveAHoe.]

Was the pixie stick worth it Aleks

[@DM94JAK]

Haha Brett jst snorted that shit on camera thinkn it was real. He didnt wanna b rude n didnt hesitate to partake, like a real gentleman.

[@jaqenhgar307]

What we need is a Cow Chop version of that Pajama Suit on the Store.

[@MisaAkaria]

i just like how Aleks looked like he was questioning how he got to that point in his life while he drank tea and ate the toast.

[@Xnvasxve]

James breakfast clubbing that pixie stick sandwich XD

[@user-ic1ic5nb6p]

"I wont scatter your Pixie Sticks across the heartless sea" - Big Aleks Sorry for my bad English.

[@Soda_kill]

Ninja Aleks "You're all cocaine..." - Big Alex

[@shadow_4111]

How tf did i not get a notification KZbin cucked me

[@Jackendo]

A Single Cheeto Puff kinda like how Jordan cucked the creatures

[@kasp040g1]

i swear to god the editor is absolutely amazing

[@joyouslyprofane]

alex's thousand yard stare as he's drinking the tea and eating the toast like "this is what im doing with my life"

[@homelesstrevor8368]

I don't know what worries me more; That Brett snorted the PixieStick thinking it was Cocaine or that TheCreatureHub has a positive like to dislike ratio for once.

[@austin3205]

what worried me is how aleks never fixed his fucking collar

[@darkstars101]

I'm sure we could fix that. Just go dislike some videos.

[@shrekisafreshmeme2848]

who

[@Mysticfateee]

The positive like to dislike ratio is probably because its a video about them ending... So it makes sense

[@Jack_The_Lad]

It's dead man, the old dog has been put down, let it rot in peace.

[@duderino3460]

Aleks lookin like a goth Pagan Min

[@barnyarazzgo1485]

Not exactly...

[@Tony-cs9cr]

@Duderino lmaooo, he lowkey kinda does. Put on a pink suit and you’ve got Pagan Min right there

[@meganbryson8530]

Rip Trevor's stubble

[@apta9931]

I've always liked how roosterteeth handled ads, but since I started watching 🐄🔪 I think they really set the bar for the whole company, they're just as funny as the rest of their content and it doesn't make me want to skip past it. Pretty smart🤔

[@matthewlevan4012]

Most hilarious episode of amazon start to finish. Good shit.

[@bradydunn7406]

What does aleks dip 2:23

[@hazkiller31]

I wonder what that is in Aleks' pocket? 2:18 hmm.. Could be anything I guess....

[@SaltyDogFood]

spikes252 it could also be pomade since he's a stylish fuck

[@aLoganRS]

Its more likely a grinder, it would blow me away if he didn't smoke

[@друг.друг-ъ9с]

The *hey man* meme is real right now

[@markt44]

Its pretty amazing how far they have come from living on the streets!

[@magipoke]

I really want to see them just genuinely enjoying themselves drinking and chatting, rather than seeing them light shit on fire and smack each other for once.