SELFIE TOAST AND BUG POOP TEA

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It's PRIME TIME. AMAZON PRIME TIME. Amazon is well known for being a great service to obtain items in a quick and timely manner. With this new show not only do we put that to the test, but we venture into what Amazon is all about, the weird shit.
The rules are simple, using our collective funds we buy a few items for each other and not knowing what they are, we share them with one another on the couch. We could very well go poor doing this, we just want you to know this. 🐮🔪
The following is for those multicultural.
Afortunadamente tenemos un patrocinador, así que ahora puedo finalmente tener una comida satisfactoria. Hemos estado viviendo de trigo adelgaza y Cheerios. Creo que podría ir a buscarme un bistec.
SELFIE TOAST AND BUG POOP TEA • AMAZON PRIME TIME
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[@stratojim473]

This episode was a real journey. Aleks went through an entire CEO's career and midlife crisis

[@iamdingus]

who the fuck is aleks

[@JayInMyName]

Dingus the one in the suit

[@osac7734]

the one at the beginning who looks like hes constipated

[@happydisaster6703]

This is why you don't do drugs kids

[@dingobiff]

CEO Aleks will one day awaken

[@BeaTDowNcK]

*Former Russian mob boss wears pajama suit and snorts pixie sticks, while former Pennsylvanian wrestling coach eats burnt toast and drinks bug shit*

[@Arturothagod]

BeaTDowNcK not shit , poop

[@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN]

BeaTDowNcK colourized circa 1975

[@minecraftguy5698]

Pictures from 1975 were already in color.

[@wfd87]

the format of these memes are that they all say colorized or decolorized, whether it makes sense or not

[@babypowduh]

I like how Brett snorted the dust before asking what it even was.

[@dipass8495]

If Brett asked "is that just a pixie stick?". Does that mean he was expecting actual cocaine?

[@cobraglatiator]

i'm pretty sure he was. hahaha.

[@Jake.........................]

While they were filming an episode? Okay

[@mariosonicboom123]

No, he didn't know what to fucking expect. It is cowchop.

[@mikeoxlong567]

probably lol wouldn't be surprised if he actually does coke

[@BlakeShotgun]

Caesar Salad he also snorted it with like no reaction

[@erector500]

Aleks with white powder in his nose, wearing that grey suit and drinking tea... why is he cosplaying Dexter Manning?

[@aj.z5018]

erector500 too soon 😩

[@joeymacaroni4041]

Died of a crack overdose.

[@escapist83]

Brett snorted that thinking it was real cocaine and was disappointed.

[@Bambingobongo]

Escapist lmao. He really did. The more you know

[@DexterManning]

I need that suit

[@NorthernDownpour119]

Dexter Manning

[@pizzaman5344]

Dexter Manning it's my son whaddup

[@vanadinemedia5582]

hell yeah you do

[@IsaacPurpleguy]

Its perfect for you lol

[@AllantwirlsHard]

Dex pls come and visit these orphans again

[@BlakeShotgun]

Watching this again years later, and i still think its hilarious that brett was just 100% ready and expecting a bump of coke.

[@leonardosantuario3346]

Cool story, bro.

[@akjokerz666]

@@leonardosantuario3346 Cringe.

[@leonardosantuario3346]

@@akjokerz666 *says the 12 yr old*

[@WhiteValerus]

The fucking eye edits always kill me

[@juancortez857]

WhiteValerus same here especially on fucking Aleks

[@windyr]

RIP

[@Leetpwnwtf]

It's so subtle but it's fucking hilarious

[@creativedegree]

XD

[@smittman]

What if it's real and not an edit?

[@yung_ape]

I guess we now know why Aleks doesn't upload anymore. His brain is fucking mush from all the pixie dust he's snorted.

[@LuminousIris]

Bet he snorts pixie dust at the strip club

[@Nateguy632]

LuminousIris He snorts pixie dust off of bretts ass

[@slaterisdead1757]

nateguy632 Oh yeah

[@RosebudDelicious]

I love how Brett bumps first and asks questions later

[@bojyoohoo]

J T you know all these dudes get high as fuck everyday, Brett probably does coke seeing how nonchalant he was about it.

[@kotarodesu_23]

Mutah Well, they don't though. Aleks made some implications of using Marijuana back in Colorado but hasn't mentioned it (except when he memes about it) since. James is pretty straight laced, he drinks alcohol and such from time to time but that's about it. Now Brett is the grey area because of uncertainty and I mean, he's Brett.

[@pixiestickaddictedaleks2181]

I CAN STILL FEEL THE RUSH

[@ZWCaleb]

3 years and you still have the name thats true commitment

[@spicycoke7033]

A man of pure determination, commitment and sheer fucken will

[@mr_mexico1014]

It's nice seeing Dex in another Amazon Prime Time

[@ronin19xx79]

Nice Dex Cosplay Aleks.

[@jimbok21]

the suit is something that Dex would wear when he goes to sleep

[@amylovespocky2996]

he should wear that suit to his next big event or public appearance

[@MessiahPleasure]

aww james knows aleks size

[@crackheadaleks5732]

all the different sizes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@user-zz4je8jx8p]

Crackhead Aleks nice

[@SuperBeanSquad]

Considering that they see each other a _lot_ and regularly buy stupid shit for each other, I'd be more surprised if he _didn't_ know Aleks' size.

[@crackheadaleks5732]

ye

[@XrayPanda262]

Inb4 Aleks actually starts doing coke

[@drugaleks2367]

tyler staklinski Someone say coke?

[@riddlez6191]

Drug Aleks you get no coke aleks

[@wolfboyj9449]

tyler staklinski "starts"

[@Lopper.]

He was acting like he was actually on coke in this video, I wouldn't be surprised if he takes acid on the weekends.

[@Kyo_theTowaSimp]

Do you honestly think that Aleks just threw all that KZbin money at those strippers? Nah. He rolled up a $100 bill and did several lines off their asses.

[@peddlersclan]

shout out to the small eye edit

[@puppyrave]

*multiple small eye edits

[@acekugen3408]

Best Dollar Shave ad i ever seen

[@villian99918]

Ace Kugen I love how aleks opens the door and leaves

[@McBlickyy]

Aleks over here looking like Dex.

[@recklessturtle7462]

WHADYA MEAN

[@base-boostedaleks9001]

Business Man Aleks Dex is always wearing suits like that one guy from the show"how i meet your brother"

[@recklessturtle7462]

Base-Boosted Aleks But does he do -coke- Pixie sticks?

[@arescone]

Business Man Aleks you already made one, god damnit aleks.

[@sal9609]

BOISSS!

[@ObbyTheBird]

It was kinda funny when that toned lesbian tore apart that shirt.

[@gramplegust5115]

This is one of the best videos on the channel. From the goofy edits, to the excessive fun dip snorting and hilariously timed jokes. It just hits my funny bone in all the right places. I think I grew a few extra abs from giggling too much.

[@AnthonyRayM122]

Aleks: "Do I look like a man that makes bad decisions?" Me: *nods head "yes"*

[@nugget4566]

Past this comment while re watching this

[@TONYinHD]

Did Brett think he was doing real drugs before hand? lol

[@TheBrown_Cats]

Anth0ny I thought the same thing

[@Bambingobongo]

Anth0ny I think he did lmao

[@k4miko921]

i love him even more now.

[@WigginMillerGames]

He did that bump like he knew EXACTLTY what he was doing. Holding one nostril closed, quick snort and done, THEN asks "is that pixie stick" LOL. What a fucking legend.

[@Bomples98]

I believe the correct answer is yes.

[@CarolynRae]

Holy shit, an episode of Prime Time where Aleks actually tries.

[@ScottCyclops]

*an episode in CowChop where Aleks actually tries*

[@MrDeathstroke27]

Carolyn Kruse it was him snorting all those fucking pixie sticks hahaha

[@ArnoldMDG]

Brett was almost disappointed to find out it was just pixie stix 🤣

[@CCzarMasta56]

LA has officially changed Aleks. He became a suit wearing, pixie stick snorting, corporate business man drinking his hipster bug poop tea. And he's trying to change James. Leave him alone. James is too pure for this world! Also, that Los Ingobernables de Japon shirt! That Aleks ruined with his habit.

[@IndelacioLetsPlay]

Man aleks you ripped your shirt, there's this dude who always says "buy my shirts" he's kinda underrated as a youtuber, he hasn't uploaded anything for a while so you might want to buy one of his shirts so he can afford to live especially in this adpocalypse, he's called immortalhd. I bet he'd love a pair of those swanky suit pajama's too.

[@yung_ape]

i heard that dudes intro is pretty fucking gay

[@yodrum]

DAMN DOOD he sounds like a swell guy might check him out

[@SoulSnatcherSeven]

Indelacio.co.uk : Lets Plays and Game Reviews i heard hes good

[@stickgirlhd]

I heard he has this awesome series called spooky craft

[@vucalvin]

advice for aleks if he wants to get on the radar: never button the bottom button on a suit jacket (pajama or not)

[@drop5926]

I love how brett snorted it before even knowing what it was :' )

[@Gaming_Sparky58]

He thought it was real cocaine and then got disappointed

[@bigmoco2886]

this somehow changed to snorting pixie dust, to bug tee with toast. 👌Elegant 👌

[@shadowmere22]

Here we can see men of an elevated status having tea after doing a drug session.

[@gothitachi6528]

ill miss aleks when he goes to rehab

[@drugaleks1779]

Goth Itachi Snorts excessively

[@333dae]

he's already in rehab why do you think his channel is inactive? this is all old videos

[@leslie6953]

This episode has the potential for a new Aleks. ex. drug Aleks, sexy Aleks, ect.

[@stripclubaleks6870]

Butters YourToast I'm practically sexy aleks because im so damn hot... *sigh*

[@maslecheporfavor5580]

Super LA Aleks

[@drugaleks2367]

Butters YourToast You're a psychic

[@HaphazardlyCaffeinated]

Executive Aleks

[@commienist]

I believe in the evolution of new Aleks'

[@zombiehut1]

"How I met your goober brother"

[@KoffingAngels]

How hasnt natural selection taken the lives of the people in this channel lmao

[@mockingladmockery3860]

because they are the next step of human evolution.

[@Suggestedbabies]

Sharkalien fucking mutants

[@KoffingAngels]

lol

[@KoffingAngels]

kinda like that meme where we're living in 2017, cow chop is already in 2564 lol

[@TheFunniBaconMan]

The implication that there's a reason for Natural Selection to take these guys.

[@furrydevil1]

I think Dex would wear that silk suit to bed

[@stickanimations47ify]

If you ever feel sad, just remember that someone tattoed The Creatures logo on their skin

[@HueFyren]

Haha ::D:D:D:DD:D:D:D:D:D:D

[@lostitem]

Doge Someone probably tattooed the Doge, but it's now a dead ass meme. Everything ends my dude.

[@Arcangel2992]

Doge idk how that helps, I'm even more depressed now.

[@K0tasan]

okay? he probably keeps it so they can remember the good moments they had in the creatures

[@cannababie]

I looked it up and somebody had a treetopia tattoo. How depressing lol

[@DamonSalvatore1804]

Aleks: How do you know this is gonna fit me? James: Because I got it in your size 😭 different times

[@DamonSalvatore1804]

Aleks: I love KZbin ❤️ 🦀 ........... way different times

[@tosuto2906]

im glad they got milo yiannopoulos as a guest on this show

[@TayIAm]

was looking for this comment lmfaooo it’s legit

[@Zakading]

Aleks in that suit looks like a gayer Milo Yiannopolous.

[@redvelvet5374]

Zakading, that sounds like a good thing.

[@TehHAuxaRs]

Welcome To Pandora Kiddos! Damn thats a high bar to beat

[@bioshockinfintyfan]

Zakading how can you get gayer than a gay man?

[@weebasaurasusrex7047]

Zakading and they are both cool milo is savage tho

[@noellerecovers]

YE SYES YES I THOUGHT THAT TOO

[@EliteForceYYC]

This is the shit that Aleks does but he can't post a video

[@EliteForceYYC]

Fucking Russian addict

[@dillon-james]

Mega Chopsticks lol

[@cocaineaddictaleks4515]

Maybe it's the cocaine problem?

[@therealaleks7127]

Mega Chopsticks hey man dont blame me

[@Kakacarrotcake69]

4 years later and they are still funny. Such ashame they ended. Thank you Cow Chop for getting me through High School.

[@spencer776]

There was something really nice about watching Alex and James just eating toast and drinking tea.

[@babyshelly99]

Dex probably already owns a suit pajama

[@schmogless6480]

Aleks looking like The Wolf of Wall Street If that isn't goals I don't know what is

[@DM94JAK]

Haha Brett jst snorted that shit on camera thinkn it was real. He didnt wanna b rude n didnt hesitate to partake, like a real gentleman.

[@duderino3460]

Aleks lookin like a goth Pagan Min

[@barnyarazzgo1485]

Not exactly...

[@Tony-cs9cr]

@Duderino lmaooo, he lowkey kinda does. Put on a pink suit and you’ve got Pagan Min right there

[@65smoof]

aleks could wear his new suit when he goes to a strip club and someone leaks his photo

[@Abigpuppy]

65smoof I didn't know about that until now but I looked it up and I'm glad I did

[@nipplemustache9309]

65smoof yah and it would be perfect material to get a lap dance in. No chafing.

[@jakey_ac]

No wonder Aleks hasn't uploaded, he's addicted to snorting pixie sticks

[@NaJHaikezeh]

Thank you Dollar Shave Club for helping Cow Chop make more content.

[@PeerlessLight]

i love that brett snorts first, asks questions later xD

[@AFortnightAgo]

"This one's for bigger nostrils" -Thinks of Joe

[@cannababie]

Congrats on 700k subs!!!

[@ravenrace4539]

I love how Brett willingly snorted the pixie stick dust then asked "is that just a pixie stick", as if he were expecting it to be something else.

[@justinhatfield2395]

11:28 "is that just pixie stick?" what did he expect lmao

[@Ainotar1]

i'm like 99% sure that they just did real cocaine

[@HaydenToltzmann]

Brett thought he was...He asked what it was after he snorted it.

[@anglebeatsblacklagoon6688]

The shit Alex snorted at the very end didn't look like no pixie dust

[@anthony15601]

yeah that made me worried, I hope Brett doesn't do coke

[@harveybudgen4437]

I'm not even gay but I'm so attracted to Alex ripping his shirt...

[@BlueTurtle1225]

Harvey Budgen gay

[@piratealeks6865]

who isnt' honestly

[@eightbithearts]

who's alex

[@maturegambino6182]

put this nigga on the suspect list

[@sawyerwilliams1095]

Harvey Budgen i AM gay and aleks ripping open his shirt............ 👌👌👌

[@cyprex]

Thanks Dollar shave club!

[@NaClyBoi]

I love them for this episode soo much

[@FrugalFinancer]

Alex dressing like Dex in the thumbnail

[@ZandWheet]

Dex cosplay Aleks

[@LPyxel]

The face morph is strong with this one...

[@StephenGold79]

The edits they do with Aleks ducking eyes immediately make me laugh harder than anything

[@LXNESTRRR]

When you're late for work and you eat breakfast with weirdos 15:43

[@Deizulh]

So when is Aleks' "goodbye" video going up on his channel?

[@MrJojipo18]

Yoooo 😭

[@fullrussianaleks413]

Soon

[@CptSaveAHoe.]

Was the pixie stick worth it Aleks

[@tomhemming5411]

Love the LIJ shirt James is wearing, looks very TRANQUILLO

[@al112v4]

At least it's not a Bullet Club shirt like everyone else is wearing.

[@YaskaLT]

ASSENAYO

[@Lusithebeast]

James reminds me a lot of a kenny Omega

[@Pussy-boi]

God I fucking love James 😂

[@Vee-toria]

They hit 700k! :D love his channel so much. definitely underrated

[@Vxerr]

Mah boys with their only sponsor

[@timmylesner9543]

Alex's doesn't know how to tie a tie otherwise he would have put it on with the pajama suit

[@elijahlupe]

2 things I loved about this video: 1. James looking like a geisha at 6:00 2. The beautiful shot subsequently of James' tear that was so good it could have come from Throne's of Blood

[@Tomoko_Kuroki888]

I love the birdman music in this. Its actually quite fitting

[@-pupper-]

Aleks is a walking meme

[@JuicyGooberz]

I was in tears this episode was fucking hilarious!

[@Traceiir]

Favorite CowChop episode

[@xXdarkdekuXx]

I loved the Dollar shave club advert... Do more of those, make them a thing

[@Choosymkshorts]

"It burns a little bit" hahah

[@FartinHolesInMyUndies]

I love how brett just goes in for the sniff when aleks offers it to him

[@matthewlevan4012]

Most hilarious episode of amazon start to finish. Good shit.

[@aliienrealm]

😂 Just watching them sit in silence, enjoying well burnt toast and *attempting* to enjoy bug sh- I mean bug poop tea is just....bless this channel. Literally. They need more sponsors! 😞

[@SaltyDogFood]

Oh no baby what is you doin'? You only do the upper button on a suit!

[@meganbryson8530]

Rip Trevor's stubble

[@Zack-ct1en]

Congrats on 700k subs keep it up!

[@taylorolson2908]

So this is what my favorite creatures have become. 😂 I love it.

[@shadow_4111]

How tf did i not get a notification KZbin cucked me

[@Jackendo]

A Single Cheeto Puff kinda like how Jordan cucked the creatures

[@matthewnavarro2473]

HEY... HEY... HEY.... James snorted fun dip 😂😂😂

[@EliteForceYYC]

You're kinda late to know that

[@matthewnavarro2473]

Mega Chopsticks lol well I mean I knew that he had done it it's just the continuity of them saying he snorted pixie sticks, ya know?

[@ohmyremi]

I love how they make even the ads funny and enjoyable 😂😂

[@markt44]

Its pretty amazing how far they have come from living on the streets!

[@aqwfooddood]

11:22 Did Brett think that it was actually cocaine lol?

[@hustonanderson332]

I'm just surprised he could identify it

[@baileyfilms7609]

He did say "is that just pixie sticks?" so Brett confirmed drug user haha

[@baileyfilms7609]

Because he seemed disappointed, geez, it was just a joke man

[@Xnvasxve]

James breakfast clubbing that pixie stick sandwich XD

[@UlrichTheDwarf]

i love how brett just walks over and doesnt even ask he just takes a hit of the spoon lol

[@kasp040g1]

i swear to god the editor is absolutely amazing

[@user-ic1ic5nb6p]

"I wont scatter your Pixie Sticks across the heartless sea" - Big Aleks Sorry for my bad English.

[@Soda_kill]

Ninja Aleks "You're all cocaine..." - Big Alex

[@ihateurmomsson221]

Am I the only one that gets so much anxiety from the mess they make? I can't imagine how much shit is on everything. All that sugar...

[@SushevS]

you'll get used to it

[@ihateurmomsson221]

I've been here since the channel started and I am not used to it. I think I'm a lost cause.

[@user-lp4th8bg8s]

no dont worry me too

[@maccody3139]

Brett snorting the pixie stick was so casual and said "oh is this just pixie stick?@

[@Megan80]

Best episode in a long time!

[@frenchfri5106]

*WHERE'S THE FUCKING BLOW*

[@godsister653]

I don't think anyone will sponsor them after this...

[@malisa71]

The edits are on point !!!

[@CabalNick]

This episode legit made me laugh i missed these types of videos XD