Senators Ask Mark Zuckerberg for Help

[@subhamagrawalla7069]

He is the only one who never forgot my Birthday

[@TheAlmighty1I1]

Subham Agrawalla lmao

[@zzulm]

Lol

[@BerkaySoyluoglu]

That got me! .D

[@kmm4684]

Bull crap he lost one

[@TflonDonKikeBeater]

Aga beee

[@ScarcityStudios]

every senator looks and sound like a james bond villian

[@edwarddyssel8063]

SetlevzMedia Mark Zuckerberg looks like every bonf villain's step son

[@cokerockstop2]

SetlevzMedia because most are villians

[@huelu982]

Even James Bond movie’s villains sounds more attractive although still not making much sense in real life anyway...

[@yomama3926]

You have been watching too much James Bond lately, it would seem.

[@greviousgoldpool3936]

Especially palpatine from ROTS

[@the1nonlyani]

People are dumb if they honestly think their personal info they post online is somehow safe 😂😂😂 so naive

[@MegaCadette55]

+Emmanuel Olojo you are talking to sb on social media (KZbin), tho

[@markasstwain]

r/iamverysmart

[@jacobbehm5941]

I don't know the details of this whole scandal but is this whole thing just about the information that you have if you want to advertise on facebook?

[@djmussy18]

as soon as you get online, you're info is public. Just like when u walk outside, when you drive ppl see your plates, your face, your address... internet is the same way. Only way not to get noticed is use vpn.. even then your info might leak depending on the VPN service... then, expect calls from your net provider, because they'll be asking questions since they cannot see what you're doing; yes your net providers can see everything your doing on the net, everything. unless they have a specific reason to go after you, they dont mess with the info. but someone else can hack into your home network, so easy that all those passwords u created are useless. but like i said, depends on your status in this world.. if you're important obviously you got ppl doing this stuff... if you're a regular person with none to hide, no one gives a crap about ur info.

[@PhilipKDuck-je7cx]

They ought to have porn site owners testifying. Probably get Ted Cruz a sweat.

[@timothyhultman6216]

Hey guess what KZbin does the same

[@qwertylerqw3]

And every single website that has ads 👏

[@guacamoleniqqapeniss7317]

So do twitter and intagram

[@elitesmoke595]

Tbh idk why people care about it just ignore it XD

[@unclejeffrey2317]

*uh oh*

[@spectate0074]

@ only if I had equal amounts of information about them. Then I wouldnt care.

[@sumuqh]

Lmfao Mark Zuckerberg memes about to blow up the internet

[@lepricon87]

Fotina Bulgakova ok...

[@lepricon87]

Luiza Starikova no problem i will send you all my private data

[@Dr_chukss]

Fotina Bulgakova hot girls??;🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nikkii199045]

They are already all over 😂

[@notenzolol]

It already did

[@ethansomer7362]

Imagine if these guys ran the country Oh wait...

[@mr.chillman8660]

He reminds me of your mum

[@DataLog]

Dude, this is a fake video. Only the first senator was real.

[@mr.chillman8660]

@@DataLog bruh ur 7 months too late in replyin 😂

[@kingtime2079]

This man looks really smart, he should make a website or something

[@sheluvbbc678]

Hes a billionare my guy

[@What19887]

@@sheluvbbc678 it was a joke my guy

[@mridhulml9238]

@@sheluvbbc678 r/whooshh!

[@mridhulml9238]

@@What19887 no your mom

[@queenelizabethll1080]

Don’t know man something tells me he would get sued a lot

2:28 My stupid ass thought they were real questions lol

[@johnsmithee6660]

No matter where you are, no matter what you do, Mark Zuckerberg isn't aware of that.

[@tempjohn3510]

Except if you mention it on facebook

[@donutello_]

He doesnt even know about his own memes and they accuse him of knowing everything smh

[@Zanoladab]

@@donutello_ as if Mark has time or would even bother to know about millions or billions nobodies on Facebook

[@BharCode09]

The more difficult thing than, to answer their questions, is to control laughter at those questions!

[@junxndre]

*"If someone pokes me, is that a sex thing?" XD*

[@johancakep]

*pokes you. ;)

[@adderol7629]

Jün André idk man i always wonder if a girl pokes me if I poke her back is it sexual flirting?

[@nomsashezi9775]

Is this a joke or did this really happen...? Dont judge me Ive just reached a new high of distrusting my eyes

[@adderol7629]

nomsa shezi idk lol I really cant tell some parts seem serious in other videos I'm so lost

[@abhidhatrak1]

yeah if you are a man then its sexy...and if a woman is poked ..its sexual harassment...😂😂

[@AdemolaVictorTv]

Hehehe. Well edited 😂😂😂😂

[@TheDantheman12121]

What? of course he does not think that? what about what he typed makes you think he does? Or has someone deleted something?

[@epicgems9567]

But he said "well edited" doesn't that show that he knows it's edited?

[@axisapex]

WELL EDITED -I FULLY AGREE YOU KNOW STUFF.

[@Liamnerfdude1]

You morons didn't read his sentence.

[@bitchimmadonna6487]

I thought it was legit for a second too

[@johndanielson3777]

The editing is amazing! Kimmel’s got a great editing team

[@sheldinvenus6475]

Facebook remembered your birthday when no one else did

[@cookiemonster6900]

Am I the only one who don't use facebook anymore ? That poke question ...😂

[@arctic_shadow578]

Is poking sexual

[@noonehimself6922]

@@arctic_shadow578 depends on what organ are you using

[@arctic_shadow578]

@@noonehimself6922 XD i use my lungs to poke

[@tofu6996]

What the-

[@ryannichols9452]

I rarely use it

[@QuickTechReviews]

ZUCK: \scripts\human\motion\templates\drink.bin

[@jjnoble]

Tru

[@wolfstarrrr]

Lol

[@MyCarllee]

It should be forward slash as you are using Linux file path

[@markdicecunys8426]

Quick Tech Reviews f

[@genericyoutubeprofile82]

*Zucc

[@jayhamz6669]

🤣🤣🤣 almost had me with the senators questions.

[@MichaelGaryScott90]

3:22 When your facial_expression.exe glitches during a Senate hearing at Capitol Hill.

[@ZinkZoodles]

Michael G. Scott yes

[@369Shahin]

"Certain kind of chocolate." He's talking about BBC.

[@bryan_100x]

Nice

[@OzzyVRrealone]

Hahaha!

[@Elijah-nf3ch]

What's facebook?

[@dalurinzinia829]

some things are better left unknown fam

[@DrEaMdSiNeRTuts]

Only the biggest advertisement company in the world, that generated 4 billion in revenue in 2017.

[@milad8255]

It's year book you...

[@hirvale]

It's the sacred book of The Many-Faced God

[@ottoviews]

He still owns instagram

[@sherlock5720]

I was fooled at first 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bernzcom]

Me too

[@broggleys]

Bet he couldn't wait to get out of his human skin... We are not alone... Reptiles walk among us...

[@Hughjasswipe]

The_EmeraldArrow you’re delusional

[@adjuadju12]

Wtf

[@tofu8688]

This joke went over three people's heads

[@moet1114]

Reptile or robot I’m confused.

[@alessiodelcastillo1613]

@Drake Grey You're right. He's a robot

[@sangameshkuri8342]

Mark after seeing this show : I m gonna buy your show and kick you out🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dominik2057]

Reptile or Robot?

[@Komodo772]

Dominik Schulz Robot with modified lizard features.

[@shrekconfirmed5456]

Nope, he’s a reptile man.

[@imranabdullahkhan9767]

Repot

[@FirePlayzGamingandIntros]

What if he is a reptilian robot

[@axelmaldonado2642]

What about reptile cyborg?

[@BRBallin1]

Jimmy does make a great point about how people use Facebook to spread false information about one's life

[@Elizabeth-xo1lx]

Why does zuck kinda sound like Kermit the frog

[@fridaythefrog5285]

I feel insulted.

[@khadijaelboushi7742]

Kermit the Frog 😂😂😂😭💔

[@basshead.]

I'm being assaulted by a frog. Now I've seen everything.

[@Drobexxx]

I think you should take some biology classes, mate... frogs are amphibians, not reptiles

[@didiask9234]

*ZUCC

[@breakingnews2664]

This some high quality SNL stuff on ABC! NBC, takes notes.

[@shuzo2829]

seems like real!! well-edited haha great job!! I like the third senator asking intern thing the most.

[@astroash]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly, *His name be ZUCC*

[@akshaytati]

3:21 the guy behind mark seems more robotic He has to analyze everything to react to the situation

[@ParanormalPodcastIndiaHub]

Damn yes 😳

[@jane1998_]

Oh thats scary i just notice it

[@SounDTrack007]

Whoa!

[@jhonshephard921]

1:98 That is EXACTLY the correct way to ask this. As a data scientist, as someone who has actually demoed projects in front of both technical and non-technical people, as someone who has explained some of these concepts. That is EXACTLY the kind of language I would use so would most of my teachers.

[@osoemparado3958]

God! Trust me on this. I'm not that familiar with American congress. For a moment I thought they really asked those questions😆

[@kevinnelson6070]

They're stupid, but not that stupid.

[@kakalimukherjee3297]

Hold my Indian parliament

[@rathersirjeel4406]

They really asked those questions

[@yoboyjassi7839]

3:21 that priceless grin🤣🤣🤣

[@TheBest-ig1hh]

2:35 "IF SOMEONE POKES ME IS THAT A SEX ACTIVITY???" 🤣😂🤦‍♂️

[@xdrstevox7805]

Great job with the actors, I legit thought this was real at first 😂

[@MinhVTGIS]

Mark:” I love it. I like bring people together.”

[@skepticalpickle5258]

Delete Facebook

[@aboubakr1527]

Wow perfect editing you deserve a like

[@mohdlula]

Great editing

[@telo712]

Offerup do the same thing. I google something then when i open offerup i see ads for that thing

[@brittensomerville8883]

0:10-0:18 Haha so funny! My personal information is being used to manipulate me. Hilarious! Seriously though, is the audience stupid?

[@ciderino]

In what way is it used to manipulate you? Care to explain?

[@britneyjo3589]

A Le Cid advertising things u talk about via text, calls, and Google searches

[@gatorskin472]

Noob Fury manipulate you into ads lol rough that is like the highest level of manipulation

[@DagobertX2]

Targeted marketing helps both parties. You want chocolate, we have them. You want to go travel somewhere on your summer vacation, but don't know yet where? Here are some places provided by travel agencies. Also most providers give the option to opt out from collecting search data etc to help you find stuff you like. This type of targeted marketing makes things more efficient. You are a male , you won't get tampon advertisements :) The problem is sensitive information that may be used to manipulate you that YOU provide freely because people have no clue about. For example, "Hey look at my new car" photo, also plates showing etc. While friends of friends can see it too, or worse, anyone who searching by name on the internet, because no one bothered to look in the security options and switch things. People should learn in school about basic personal internet security.

[@brittensomerville8883]

Not only do they use it to advertise scarily specific things to you, but they collect all of your data to know how you function, what your personality is like, and so on. The information is stored in a database where it can be used whenever they may want to use it.

[@NewMessage]

I kept expecting Zuck to tell them that 'The Internets are a series of tubes..."

[@cogYo]

New Message lol

[@stephenegan4130]

What about Ebay or Amazon? i search for things on those sites and they will later appear as ad's in FB newsfeed..

[@noahpolimon]

"did anyone received a message from Facebook telling them that" privacy policies, terms and conditions are meant to be read

[@astonmartinofficial]

Ask people in 2019 «do you know what facebook is» Mark should block you on Facebook

[@mbj920]

It’s called Adblock

[@johnpangarakis396]

I love how no one actually knows the senate well enough to tell the first one is fake before they start talking lol

[@rupaliarakharao8110]

So many questions arising Facebook

[@fatboyslimz2554]

sad thing is , i believe youtube does it to. Ive seen topics i look up for school all of a sudden get offered to me in a ad here

[@jedimasterspidermad5173]

The questions tho 😂😂😂 I couldn't stop laughing once I heard them

[@NoirOsain]

The lizard disabled my fb account , they better shutdown .

[@omkarki1516]

NTM one troll down ...hope every troll follow ur lead...

[@TEMTECTV]

FOLLOW TEMTEC AND SEE WHAT WE'RE DOING WITH ALL YOUR DATA

[@TheWitchOvAgnesi]

Yep, I like how Soros issued a statement that Facebook is one of society's downfalls... two reptiles working the same game and pretending to be opponents.

[@alexmoore5332]

The z u c c

[@HotShame0]

for a second i thought it was real

[@MrThierryFournier]

I know it's edited for comedy purpuses, but this sounds so real.

[@sakarr1235]

1:40 is a real problem for me too till this day and all audience are just props i guess

[@ferris_faktearenthlei5704]

The winklevos twins, both Armie Hammer😂😂. If you know what i mean.

[@samidnasir]

was that a comedy sketch?

[@stanley3119]

samid mirkar No it was a genuine conversation wasn't that clear enough for you? I mean only uneducated people would think this is fake...

[@samidnasir]

Stanley sarcasm much?

[@ameen4707]

Couldn't tell if it was real or not either from their stupid questions!

[@timo42069]

Duh, a 4 year old could tell this was fake and scripted.

[@crystalrowe5948]

Lol....yes it was a sketch. It's a comedy show not the news.

[@johnyonardpauly5601]

We as user, has our own settings and controls to report and block malicious or illegal pages/activities in facebook. Kinda hard to everything in more basic ways

[@jakemars2601]

Nice edit bro

[@davidsoup1738]

I don't use Facebook myself, but isn't there always a "Not Interested" button on every ad? If I'm correct... then this senator really is something else...

[@emadsfy3765]

Who the F uses Facebook

[@arvinthkumar841]

FuryFive0h more than a billion people

[@emadsfy3765]

arvinth kumar it's so old now

[@sagnikmajumder7150]

What do you use?

[@arvinthkumar841]

me? yeah i use FB.

[@polengreys]

I use facebook

[@dewaynethomas3122]

And now we know why facebook got Al Franken to step down. He actually had a clue about what he was talking about.

[@vena180]

Who's Facebook?

[@youraveragebleachbottle1169]

Vena Hinomori Why’s Facebook

[@sazidurrohmantansur3980]

Senator this is a good question.Facebook is a app which is invented by me. You can install this app in Google Playstore.

[@justinpark2946]

I'll give you one better, why is facebook?

[@CerealKiller2]

This deserves to be on trending. This funny af.

[@firstname4116]

Anyone who thinks the internet is private should just go back to sending messages through the postal office

[@NinjaoftheEnd]

Just to be clear for you peeps who can’t tell the obvious: *the interview is a comedy sketch.* Also please for goodness sake not fall for these things again especially for the next election.

[@GrinFlash007]

It looks so real!

[@bitchimmadonna6487]

It might as well have been real. Did you watch the hearing? Congress is deplorable!

[@ZenCorvus]

Since when does kimmel do comedy?

[@scaf5363]

Unfortunately the questions were this stupid during the actual hearing

[@thisistheendpt2]

Kane Cazares oh wow, a liberal telling everyone that they didn't get the joke. Very cool and original.

[@bowlampar]

Senator : " How do you get all these personal data from internet, Mark ?" Mark .Z : " Senator, i don't understand what you mean. "

[@DanielCampbellVLOGS]

zuck reminds me of Michael Scofield from prison break

[@davidbendl5892]

I'm in stitches!

[@metalbowser23]

MySpace is where it’s at these days

[@kimjong-un1136]

I KNEW the memes would happen first from this channel, lol.

[@thythw9246]

It's honestly hilarious how some people are so dumb that they believe these are real.

[@doanystuff719]

No sensible person uses Facebook. Totally Mad Mannnn

[@srihanreddy9997]

Don’t old people have better things to do than ask questions

[@mohaimenhossain2544]

look behind mark those two there reaction is priceless to every ques

[@merwynabel7661]

Mark Zuckerberg is like the grown up kid from Artificial Intelligence

[@user-ez2cs7sd2n]

the senators part is real?

[@Listen-the-Holy-Quran]

I love Mark great personality

[@villafanarodriguezoscarrob104]

in fact these were better questions than the real ones

[@Gudwin2334]

1:55 it's a really good question that informs the huge change we've had generationally in what we're willing to allow happen with our personal lives and personal information/data. But the answer is: Don't go on Facebook. Facebook is built purely as a data collector, that's the business. So don't use Facebook if you don't want ads influenced by your personality.

[@muxajetaptocom]

that last bit was so good, hahahahha, I almost believed it

[@anyal1987]

That was so well done I was fooled for a sec haha

[@arjungandhi1347]

healthymadness it was really isn't it?

[@zshaun2960]

It's real

[@damonferrara3637]

I'll be honest, it took me more than 1 question to be sure.

[@ThaMonkeySquad]

Totally fell for it xD

[@Drickles0]

Is this edited or real? I can't tell the damn difference 😂😂😂

[@NiceTry0]

Louis Mahunu I only found the one about chocholate. The questiont here was really asked by Senator Markey. I didn't find the other ones in the full testimony (which isn't easy as it is 5 hours long)

[@timo42069]

No its fake, i watched the whole thing and they where all very serious and each one of them had like a 5-10 minute conversation with mark.

[@ahmedhassan5162]

Louis Mahunu edited I watched the real ones

[@NiceTry0]

Ahmed Hassan Edited, but were those questions even asked in similar way? E.g. the one about the "poking is a sex thing?". How did he edit that? Cut together pieces of sentences? Was Ms. Dorgan for example even there? If yes, at which time in the real testimony?

[@NiceTry0]

here is the chocolate one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4vElpaVotGkb68m15s

[@bencrawshaw3D]

“Have you heard of Facebook? do you know what that is?” “rrrhahhhhhhhhsjsjdjdi” ahhaha

[@garciatheanimator80082]

Let’s put all the memes aside, Mark Zuckerberg is genuinely a great guy

[@arctc.]

How? Have u met him lol

[@dnpopoproductions4863]

We all live in an illusion

[@arctc.]

@@dnpopoproductions4863 yea and I’m the only real “thing” You and everyone else is just an ai or an illusion basically an imposter

[@paulheymanguy6625]

same thing with youtube...when I see see something and search that something.

[@jondoe8275]

I think this may be the only time Jimmy Kimmel has ever been correct.

[@watisean.]

Ahhha actually I changed my Facebook password cause someone got access to it and I got a notification to change it

[@g0dZi-X]

These Senators are too old they don't even know what a PC is, let alone asking about Facebook.

[@prestonferry]

Anyone watched the bad lip reading video?

[@titodarsh2000]

The man who made the montage is very clever😂😂

[@summer2483]

Was the last part edited?

[@Mamapelz]

Damn this must be a joke

[@user-ew8ib7rr9k]

Shawn my world It is.

[@ryantrivett6628]

Robo lizard

[@aoibheodonovan8114]

3:24 /facialexpression.exe has malfunctioned

[@rayvicks6736]

Whew!! Look at all them shapeshifters

[@AH-pq7yw]

The senator was totally right. I have also noticed that if you are talking about something (while your phone is around) you receive some ads about that thing.

[@bootssheck5491]

R/oldpeoplefacebook

[@bollball1671]

your gonna ask mark zuckerberg for answers? lets not forget what he did to his bestfriend...😂

[@intisamd7282]

What did he do?

[@YouShockX]

He sold him out. Watch the film social network

[@tiramisu8359]

who? eduardo?

[@FireFox-zg4jw]

They were not best friends. Don't believe the movie

[@NeilSharks]

Fire Fox well they were close enough. They were close friends maybe not best friends.

[@troyfrost6080]

I thought it was real😂

[@Duricas]

Why are people pointing fingers at Facebook for mishandling of their information when people choose to surrender all sorts of personal information to Facebook when they create an account in order to use the service? I deleted my Facebook 2 years ago, because I had no control in what I wanted to see and when, and I was not comfortable giving facebook so much personal identifying information. Facebook isn't to blame here; it's grown adults who don't understand the concept of self-accountability.

[@octG755]

It was like explaining FB to my grandparents.