Could You Beat These Animals in a Fight?!

[@hard2hurt]

I AM NOT TO BE CENSORED SETH! Your viewers need this information! You're gonna get somebody killed... by a cat or a goose!

[@SenseiSeth]

You don’t like my music?

[@SD-ym1rt]

Don't be messing with geese bro serrated beaks are no joke!

[@newenergyexperience434]

This video made my morning hahahah

[@SenseiSeth]

Glad to hear it 😂🙏

[@RandsomeHam]

The censorship had me almost -dying- *sleeping* from laughter. Both y'all been knocking it outta the park with great content lately.

[@DavyManners]

Having seen vids of what a wolf can do to a person, I think the key to beating a wolf is to always partner up with a guy who thinks he can fight a wolf so you can escape.

[@shampoobottle306]

💀

[@alikursatsahin9131]

@@spltorky Yeah, Some of them like small horses. There is no way to fight a wolf bare hands, unless you sacrifice your arm and stuck it in its throat.

[@patrickraines720]

I mean a 120lb creature standing 4-5' tall and coming at you full sprint at 35mph... you aren't simply standing xD that is a lot of force coming your way. heck, a 16lb cinder block being tossed lightly your way will knock someone off balance a little.

[@GodHandFemto]

Tbf wolves are kinda lightweight and mass is a lot in animal fights, I probably couldn't do it but I could definitely see a person taking one down if they were fit enough, for sure if they got training to do it. I was scrolling through the comments too and someone mentioned a video of a russian farmer grappling and strangling a wolf to death pretty easily so it definitely seems like it wouldn't be too much of a challenge if you had the mass.

[@petereriksson6760]

If you can sacrifice your lower left arm, you might, I said might, defeat any kind of canine animal by then attacking their eyes and throat… provided you are able to while one of your arms is turned to pulp… that is a big if. Oh, the biggest problem with a wolf would be that it would not be alone. The come in packs… game over.

[@BennyBigIron]

“What happens when you pull on an elephants tail?” They kick you in the chest and your rib cage ceases to exist.

[@sketch3744]

That or they just sit on you and make you one with the ground xD

[@yuritrasimaco5201]

Or they run you over and leave a human vitamin in the hole left behind haha

[@G3MiNiOfficial]

FACTS

[@BennyBigIron]

@Amouron kzbin.info/www/bejne/qaLWqYJ8nM12ga8

[@luka188]

@Amouron Elephants can kick backwards, and because of the body mass of this elephant, even if the kick is just a push kick, you'll end up flying backwards onto the ground, get all the air knocked out of your lungs, and before you can get up, the beast will have already turned around and gored you with either its tusks, or just stepped on you and crushed you like a mouse caught under your boot. A slight push by an elephant is like getting hit by a car going at 20 miles an hour. Even if it doesn't kill you, you wont be able to get up from it safely before the elephant is upon you.

[@hard2hurt]

How come Seth can describe how he defeats crocodiles or elephants in graphic detail but I can't talk about cats or geese?! WTF

[@SenseiSeth]

I guess they both are just as believable.. idk

[@Mememulelife]

World Taekwondo Federation? thats some serious cussing there mike.

[@ked2100]

i just want you guys to know i wanted started mma because of you guys videos imma big fan and i love watching icy mike sensei seth and wonderboy!

[@trentreimer130]

Now you guys need to start a human vs animal MMA league so you guys can back up everything you've said. "You just need to make sure the (200 pound, four legged, center of gravity lower than yours, kills moose when its hungry) wolf doesn't get you down. That's their only thing." I will purchase one match worth of popcorn so I can enjoy the full series.

[@tauhid9983]

everything coming outta your mouth is a potential route for youtube to censor the video lmaoo

[@Antares-dw9iv]

I feel like people simultaneously manage to both massively underestimate and overestimate humans depending on the animal.

[@MrTrollo2]

I think it's mainly about scenarios. Who is the human? Who is the animal (not their kind, but the individual)? And who has luck on their side? And these are the aspects people subconsciously change up when thinking about different animals, probably with the (unaware) attempt of making those animals stronger which they'd LIKE to beat a human. IMO, most animals could be beaten by a human, but could also beat many humans. There is a lot of chance involved in a particular fight. Animals like humans predict things and can get wrong and fighting (in both directions) can be very effective and deadly. So it's more about who will get the deadly attack first, not who is in theory able to land one at all. And this is also how you would e.g. never be able to kill a tiger, because you could NEVER sneak up on them while they could probably almost always sneak up to you.

[@Bunni504]

@@MrTrollo2 Yeah but a lot of animals are stronger and faster than us. We can only beat them by out smarting them.

[@DrBased123]

@@Bunni504I've always thought a wolf would probably be the best animal a human could beat. It may be better physically but it's only real weapon is it's bite when we have 4 limbs. It would be tough and probably a bloodbath but a male human in decent shape would probably have the upper hand if they're brave and willing to fight. Any other animals like gorillas, lions and bears are far out of reach though. 100 times out of 100 we lose.

[@Do27gg]

@@DrBased123yeah I’d say that too but am probs underestimating it

[@jako7281]

"Just don't fall down in a wolf/dog fight" is like saying "just don't get stabbed in a streetfight". Taking you down is what they do

[@paleamigo8575]

They don't like knees or elbows either.

[@jumonjichoo7070]

i’d sprawl on these fools. quick work. easy d’arce choke except ill probably get my arms amputated.

[@leok7193]

The fur missile will definitely get you to the ground, but in a fight to the death you can win by sacrificing a limb (probably forearm) and using your legs and other arm to wrap around their body, then punching or gouging their eyes to let go and then choking them out

[@crabbyjungle5670]

@@leok7193 pull their legs apart

[@bertrandronge9019]

@@leok7193 I'm sorry like Mike Tyson everybody got a plan until they got punch in the fact. Same here, everybody got a plan until they got bit by a dog. The dog biting you for real, if they don't want to release 1. you'll be screaming in pain 2. there is nothing you can do if you are alone and unarmed to make them release the bite. The best idea is to understand the timing of a dog attack and be able to push them at the collar while pivoting on yourself so they miss the bite. Dogs attacks are pretty linear and don't have our ability to move sideways. So you can dodge the dog attacks... you can't hurt the dog, but you can avoid if you are smart and have good timing

[@Sbcpr288]

That censoring was beyond amazing… “Kick a dog until it *FALLS ASLEEP*” … - Icy Mike

[@SlyTreeRat]

My years of playing soccer finally useful.

[@niccovouk]

true. but its so sad he needs to censure for yt

[@new777new3]

Lmaooo classic

[@tobi-dn9th]

@@SlyTreeRat bro don't even try that they will grab your leg by their jaw and you will know that you are fkd

[@Meilk27]

Can confirm I tried it works

[@TheKhazModanMadness]

"I'm very defensively responsible" ~Wolf Food

[@thedust850]

Lol wolf food

[@tobi-dn9th]

This comment made my day

[@gibsonrivas753]

This having only a hundred likes is criminal

[@josejeovaze4802]

Yep. That was dumb. That dude has no idea how big a wolf and strong is. Even if he got his hands up, the fucking wolf would just grab his arm, destroy it and then try again the neck.

[@tobi-dn9th]

This guy can't even beat a husky let alone a wolf

[@TrashParty]

I think Joe Rogan said it the best about grizzly bears. " A grizzly bear has no natural predator other than another grizzly bear so when it decides to eat you it just holds you down and starts taking chunks off you, like a salmon, before it even decides to kill you, because it doesn't need to kill you"

[@LeatherNinja]

[Insert Joe Rogan's iconic grizzly impression]

[@terencejeffries5359]

9 years ago, [ 55 ], wrapped a tow strap around 4y motor in '87 toyota hiace and lifted it up and swung across to passenger bay 1 handed. i recon while the big bear having a roar i could swing a short uppercut and knock him out. taztez.

[@terencejeffries5359]

and with the lion, while he descended his leap, give him a fullback soccer player clearing kick into his left ribcage, [ and hope for best ].

[@MichaelAChristian1]

"And David said unto Saul, Thy servant kept his father's sheep, and there came a lion, and a bear, and took a lamb out of the flock: And I went out after him, and smote him, and delivered it out of his mouth: and when he arose against me, I caught him by his beard, and smote him, and slew him. Thy servant slew both the lion and the bear: and this uncircumcised Philistine shall be as one of them, seeing he hath defied the armies of the living God. David said moreover, The Lord that delivered me out of the paw of the lion, and out of the paw of the bear, he will deliver me out of the hand of this Philistine. And Saul said unto David, Go, and the Lord be with thee."- 1 Samuel chapter 17 verses 34 to 37. Call upon the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be SAVED! Jesus loves you! Read John.

[@solutionsforabrightfuture3579]

Tigers have been known to sneak up on brown bears and prey on them.

[@nickarnold1622]

"The deer didn't have that kinda sport knowledge"

[@SenseiSeth]

Casual Deer

[@fireeaglefitnessmartialart935]

Well, when think about it, how do deer fight? They grapple each other. What happens when you punch a grappler, they're still dangerous, but now they're ability is cuz down a couple notches.

[@sealer1675]

@@SenseiSeth Oh deer...

[@Hexenhammer]

TKD deer.

[@terabhaiseedhemaut]

😂😭

[@DovahkiinGangsta]

Icy Mike is 32-4 at his local zoo. No cap.

[@michaellong9799]

Lmao

[@Bawks_FEET]

🚫🧢

[@kevinbarth]

Lmao

[@deleteduser3455]

Lmai

[@sam7811]

Only because he ducked harambe. Dude would of fucked him up🤷‍♂️

[@keithrobicheux4749]

If the grizzly bear is attacking you, the first step is to move off line and avoid the swipe, grab the paw, at which point you’ll have complete control. These bear tips will help increase your survivability

[@SenseiSeth]

Hahahaha

[@angelocarantino4803]

Bro idk if people get where this comes from thats trucking hilarious 😅

[@dingdove1]

Thanks for the tip Mr. Segal! LOL.

[@angelocarantino4803]

This is just as stupif as those videos too 😅

[@abousesay423]

Then dodge roll and use your lightning magic spell!

[@petersmythe6462]

I think we need to include the possibility of mutual kills here. Venomous snakes would almost never win a fight with anything big. They're gonna deliver venom and then they're gonna get flattened.

[@theunpretentiousvegan8593]

"You're also more intelligent than a jet engine!" - Icy Mike.

[@SenseiSeth]

Nicest thing he’s ever said to me

[@Hamburgers4Haiti]

I don't know. I've met some pretty exceptional and astute jet engines in my day..

[@aaronforsythe8556]

It's a great analogy

[@meaningfulmindfulness15]

Pure gold. Lol love both you guys, you keep my KZbin content filled with greatness.

[@Yodascloaca]

@@Hamburgers4Haiti Po 8 8) lol pick-me-up Hill L pomp limo u v . humidity i .

[@lulospawn]

Mike: "DON'T GOOGLE GORILLA BALLS" also Mike: "Google human balls"

[@lulospawn]

@@tvoyelitsoglupoye2326 you can use them to break boards

[@maddinkn]

Typical bald men: "pull that up"

[@enotsnavdier6867]

@Mal Theri He was actually proven to be the last living Neanderthal

[@dwaingambino1979]

They are screwed if it's a female gorilla

[@matroqueta6825]

What perplexes me most is how 2% of Americans said "yeah I can probably take on an elephant 1v1" but a grizzly is where they draw the line

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

Like seriously, what's even the plan against an elephant? I can at least (ineffectively) punch a grizzly bear and aim for its vulnerable areas or whatever before it mauls me to death, but _what in the world am I supposed to do against an elephant?_ God knows it won't even feel the punch. So what are you gonna do, grapple it?

[@dutchraider2]

@@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 This. I think against a grizzly bear, if you know it's going to kill you anyway, the best course of action might actually be to break/shatter your arm on something and use your broken bones as a spear and try stab it through its eye. An elephant however, is basically invurnerable to anything you can do unarmed or with a bone spear.

[@synthemagician4686]

@@dutchraider2 That would be the most metal way to kill a bear.

[@NotThatKraken]

Elephants are very intellectual. Can you challenge it to a round of chess?

[@no_nameyouknow]

Some percent of people just answer "yes" to everything. Either to troll, or they are thinking, well I have a gun, even if it says barehanded. Maybe a few people are literally insane and think they could take an elephant.

[@paulschaaf8880]

The key to living through a grizzly bear attacked unarmed, is to make sure to bring a friend along who is slower than you.

[@hydrolito]

Bear can run fast enough and far enough to get you both even if you go in opposite directions.

[@soramirez5473]

@@hydrolito true but you increase your chances if the bear is occupied

[@skaldlouiscyphre2453]

I wouldn't count on the bear's prey drive not being triggered by the runner. A friend dumb enough to run might be a better defence than a slow friend.

[@BidwellRunner]

A grizzly bear actually attacked two Wyoming wrestlers, and as it was chomping on one of them his friend jumped on the grizzly's back and began pulling. on its ears and somehow the two got away.

[@zacharykenniston748]

@@hydrolitoexactly we’re a powerless failure of an animal

[@diercire]

I love how fighting an elephant is just Ant Man killing Thanos.

[@judithbello8903]

LMAOAOAOAY

[@masonking8272]

i don’t think mike understands how big, strong, fast, and skilled wolves actually are

[@thesophisticatedtarzan1797]

I think a part of why wolves are so dangerous is because they hunt in pack. They really aren't comfortable going solo, except for a few exceptions, I think Humans do have a chance against a solo Wolf Edit: After many people have continued to bombard this comment thread, I'm not saying a man can defeat a wolf 100% of time. Also since there are various species of wolf that range from lanky Indian wolf to Large Grey Wolf. I'd say a man given he's physically capable enough is enough to take on a wolf at the smaller spectrum

[@googleisacruelmistress1910]

@@thesophisticatedtarzan1797 They hunt in packs for convenience, they're still a lot stronger faster and more durable than dogs, do you think you could take a Rottweiler? The average wolf could.

[@googleisacruelmistress1910]

@@rolypolylol2813 nope I have fought a large dog in single combat and won without even getting injured myself tho, It's not that you can't do it, I'd just preferred not to do it again because it's a life or death gamble and wolves are generally (a lot) faster, stronger and more durable than dogs, The average rottweiler is nothing but chew toy in front of a wolf and the average person doesn't want to fight a rottweiler, that was my point, not that they are invincible machines of destruction

[@maxanderson3733]

Honestly if you’re not a heavy weight martial artist with 10+ years of experience a wolf is going to destroy you no matter what and even then your chances of survival are 10% at best

[@awhiterhino5632]

If it’s a single coyote then I’d see why he’d know he could beat it but not a wolf

[@filipgibarac8283]

"Pull guard on Bobo, tell me how that goes" Seth, that's your new T-Shirt, let's go

[@paleamigo8575]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Mohsin__Khan]

As a psychologist, I'd love to spend a session with Mr. Mike. 😅😅😅

[@Lawland]

The absolutely serious look on Mike's face when he asked "How do their balls work?" killed me! xD

[@SenseiSeth]

He’s quite curious lol

[@adeanh1]

This was my exact thought.

[@thatoneleftist]

I am not interested in testing this hypothesis myself, but I have a strong sense that, if you pick a fight with a gorilla, you will very likely find out EXACTLY how its balls work 😆

[@meaningfulmindfulness15]

Monkey steals peach. Classic Kung Fu. Lol

[@Sacciuiguai]

Imagine the deer wanting an official rematch against Sensei Seth in a sold out Madison Square Garden

[@Stenly17]

Friday night, pay per view. Make it happen!

[@w_a_b_b_i_t2781]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kalebpratt5635]

"Testicular grammage" was not something I was expecting to hear today.

[@SenseiSeth]

Me neither, 250 grams is wild

[@RedPandaGod01]

Crocs are relatively easy to grapple, and suffer from tonic immobility, you can kinda turn them off by flipping them over, and holding them on their back for a moment, in terms of killing them that is more difficult, you could gouge the eyes and attempt to apply tension to try to break their limbs or such, in the water you stand no chance vs a large croc.

[@Snedwin]

Seth: "I'm more intelligent than a crocodile". Also Seth: "Nahh bro, I'd just leg kick the wolf, brahh, it'll totally work."

[@Xenpen6]

Lmao haha

[@chrisnorris3641]

If you find yourself facing a Wolf, generally your going to be face to face with an entire pack. Wolves are Pack hunters, and I have definitely heard stories about them hunting and killing humans in more recent years.

[@porc1429]

@@chrisnorris3641 Yeah they didn't consider that the wolf would be in packs lol

[@customshortsai4334]

@@beowulf_of_wall_st It takes a pack of wolves to kill a moose. One moose is way stronger than one wolf

[@customshortsai4334]

@@franks450 It must be a sick or injured moose. If not, then its very rare for a lone wolf to take down an actual healthy moose

[@patmcassey6465]

Recently had an off-leash dog with no owner in sight run up on me and my dog while we were walking. First thing I did was scoop my dog and think “if this thing attacks us I’m kicking it right in the ribs.” Glad to know kicking a dog is an Icy Mike Approved technique.

[@Domitianvs]

But would you kick it to SLEEP?

[@brumbybailey6599]

Picking your dog up should be a calculated risk; other dogs see that as a hierarchy challenge...

[@patmcassey6465]

@@brumbybailey6599 it is. She’s reactive so I’d rather pick her up and have the dog engage with me while holding her than for her to lunge on her leash and have the off leash dog go right after her

[@yewtewbstew547]

@@brumbybailey6599 Wait, really? Why would they see that as a hierarchy challenge?

[@billkill6852]

This exact thing happened to me some 10 years ago the attacking the dog was a Stafford. The difference is he did attack me so I end up dropping my dog and kicking the big @$$ Stafford in the ribs as you say. My dog was also biting him and then running away so he didn't know whom to a dress his attack to. I think that's why I came out of that with only bite scratches. But my point is. My leg was hurting for a week after from kicking that brick wall of a dog. So large dog want to kill you? Better get a weapon.

[@Goji-Moji]

“Just don’t fall down” I feel like there’s not really enough credit given to the wolf’s ability to *make* someone fall down. Big, strong, low center of gravity, powerful pull, painful bite capable of damaging the muscles that are used to keep standing… I would not want to fight a wolf. I mean if you block a wolf’s bite with your arm, you’re sacrificing that arm. That arm is fucked. K-9 Dogs are trained to take people down from their arms that’s not a defense unless you’ve got one of those giant foam sleeves to keep your arm safe in the first place. Still technically a winnable fight though, less so the bigger it is. Also Croc jaws are insanely strong on the transverse, if they weren’t they’d never be able to hold onto struggling prey. Also their teeth don’t tear so they apply transverse tension by rolling to rip animals apart-there’s approximately a zero percent chance of pulling a decently sized crocs jaws sideways, everything about their skulls are way too sturdy.

[@yewtewbstew547]

Yeah making you fall down is basically what dogs are built to do, it's how they hunt. They just grab a mouthful of flesh and start pulling and thrashing. Not so much to tear a chunk off, but to tire you out and make you lose blood. Not many of them have the strength to pull a grown man to the ground in one effort, but all they have to do is keep the tension on long enough and you won't have the energy to stay on your feet. It's why domestic dogs love "playing" tug of war. I think if I _had_ to fight a medium to large dog, life or death, and the kick failed to do the job, I probably would just "feed" it my non-dominant arm. Because it will take the arm if it can get it, probably break it, and it won't let go. But once it's locked on like that you've got a clean shot to practically all of its most vital areas with your other hand. You just have to make that count before it drags you to the ground. Easier said than done though I guess. A 40kg German Shepherd, when it's hanging from your arm and forcefully dropping its body to the ground behind every pull, will feel like it weighs twice as much as it actually does. Not to mention the pain.

[@deleteduser3455]

A wolf can kill a human if they want to let’s just keep that in mind. A bite can break your arms. All those people who get bit by k-9s think they are tough shat until they get bit and they cry and beg for mommy. A wolf is twice as big as a k-9 and a bite from that hurts more than being shot. You are dead if you fight a wolf

[@gitsurfer27]

Wolves hunt bison, end of story.

[@stevenwilson5556]

@@gitsurfer27 Bison are big and strong but not as intelligent or resourceful as humans. Also wolves don't hunt bison by themselves.

[@gitsurfer27]

@@stevenwilson5556 Wolves hunt bison, end of story.

[@brandonhughes4076]

It's nice to know that even martial arts guys who've done police work and bouncing also have completely unrealistic expectations for how fights with animals work

[@techfrank2431]

Well we're all humans at the end of the day. We can't know everything right way. Takes time to get to know things. But also we can't predict things either. Which is why is best to be prepared but also have a sharp mind and know how to conquer animals if possible. Or just have a weapon to easily defeat it.

[@Sheep-Shagger]

Most of the things they say are just jokes altought aside from wolfes and dogs this list is pretty decent

[@NoName-mi8js]

Because you think you know better.

[@Telegrapf]

If a rat's picking a fight with you... it's probably got rabies or something. Taking a big L is definitely the safe option.

[@slowturtle6745]

Rats=Rabies...I'm in full retreat.

[@SteveMiKr]

Man, that duo's chemistry is perfect, loved it!

[@SenseiSeth]

Thanks!!

[@thatoneleftist]

It’s so true! Do yourself a big favour, if you haven’t yet, and watch Seth’s backlog of vids where he collaborates with anyone. They’re all gold. Sidekicks don’t work, but the charisma definitely does 😆

[@SenseiSeth]

I’ve got a full playlist!

[@CaptainGrackle]

If you ain't afraid of a goose you ain't ever encountered a goose.

[@SenseiSeth]

Truth

[@CaptainGrackle]

@@SenseiSeth Wait, now that I thinking about it my experience was with a swan but I'll play it safe and avoid running a fowl of any of them.

[@SenseiSeth]

Hahaha yea I wouldn’t

[@alicepbg2042]

@@CaptainGrackle gooses are kind like swans... only gooses will chase you down and are more agressive in general

[@Acrosurge]

@@alicepbg2042 I've heard it said that swans are bigger, stronger, and nastier than geese if they decide you're a threat. I'm pretty sure that was TierZoo.

[@raccoonsaregay]

As a huge wildlife nerd, I was psyched to see you guys cover this topic. I feel like you guys did a decent job of assessing the relative threat of most of the animals on this list; one thing I thought was how cool it would be if you brought a wildlife expert/biologist into your discussion to see what info they could add, and how that would affect your ideas. Are there any wildlife experts that also inhabit the martial arts youtube world? I don't know. But hey, if you guys ever revisit this, that would be a cool addition.

[@jdjtjs6773]

Didn't see the most dangerous animal of them all - Frank Dux

[@SenseiSeth]

I’ll include him soon

[@reecewood1918]

A grey wolf can weigh up to 175 lbs, jump 12' vertically and run 35 mph... Your hands being up are probably not enough to keep you from falling down at that point

[@jackiethesantiago7826]

They average 90 and a person averages 181

[@chrisnorris3641]

It can get up to 180 but That's on the extremely large side, however between 70 and 140 is much more typical. They are however Pack hunters so it's not the size of a wolf you should fear, it's the fact that they're going to gang up on your ass.

[@GrooviestQ]

Lmao my dumb ass forgot ‘ was feet for a split second and I was dying thinking about this big ass wolf only being able to jump like 12 inches

[@reecewood1918]

@@jackiethesantiago7826 in America. It's 137 in the world and the 44 extra Americans are packing isn't typically attributed to muscle mass. The northwestern wolf averages 137 and that's all lean muscle, but they are the largest living subspecies

[@reecewood1918]

@@GrooviestQ lol that's funny. Even my litle border collie can jump 6'

[@GrooveisKing]

Seth tried to head feint a deer. And then finished him with a sidekick. Seth wins life.

[@SenseiSeth]

😂😂😂😂

[@916619jg]

Lol Seth has legit deer fighting experience. On that note I used to also fear the attack of that one goose at every pond until it attacked my daughter... Now I know geese don't like to be punted like a football and they aren't so scary

[@Trainwithseb]

You can tell they are not Canadian because they do not understand the magnificent power/grace/and intimidation of the Goose. Literally stop cars with THEIR MIND

[@edgyperson9589]

They done scary but as soon as you realize that they can literally do nothing else besides run at you hissing, they’re done

[@Inlinetodie]

Hahahah

[@jooot_6850]

i kicked a goose once i will continue to kick geese you cannot stop me

[@RoyalFizzbin]

How does mike think “just don’t fall down” is a viable strategy against a wolf and not a grappler? Both are equally determined to take you down.

[@horustrismegistus1017]

The wolf is WAY more determined. Thousands of years of murderous impulse and the genetic inbreeding to NOT LET GO no matter what, because their lives depend on it.. Is WAY more dangerous than a man who has countless generations of impulse second-guessing bred into him and his dad and his dad and his dad, because of "laws" and rules. These things almost automatically accompany any dangerous or violent action we start to engage in. Wolves do not have this tentativeness issue. That grappler can and will.

[@dramalexi]

The only way you can beat a wolf is by not getting bitten. The human arms and legs are really just chicken wings for the wolf.

[@Drummr88]

A Canadian Timberwolf would massacre any unarmed person on the planet with relative ease. You wouldn't even have a prayer...

[@johndrake3472]

Hard to think of not falling down when 700 lbs per square inch is crushing your arm - these guys are clowns - one too many lumps to the noggin.

[@MarcRitzMD]

Imagine if you allowed Khabib to bite. How are you gonna keep it standing

[@sean7rayo539]

Sensei Seth *try’s to scare deer with faints* Deer: genjutsu of this level won’t effect me. Btw love the vids keep em coming.

[@bertrandronge9019]

Deers fight by giving head butts to each other. The deer was probably disappointed it was just a faint lol

[@whydoesthisexist1184]

I need deer Itachi concept art now

[@MichaelSplatkins]

Regarding the wolf: Do not try to focus on its legs! One on one wolves will usually rear up and launch at your face and throat while using their body weight to try and bowl you over. In pairs or groups they will encircle you, close distance, bluff charge from the front and usually attack your legs from the rear and the sides. One on one you can kick down at the snout as it surges forward into a leap for a jarring impact that might dissuade further attempts. Shin kicks and knees would probably get you bit. If you want to try and control its momentum and body, then I would suggest accepting the lunge and placing an arm beneath the lower mandible and the other hand on the throat or side of the head to control the wolf and keep the jaws at bay. Do that while stepping back and then twisting to your preferred side to bring the wolf down on all fours where you can stamp through the foreleg closest to you. Of course readjust your grip as you bring it down to keep yourself safe and to setup for your attack. Good luck controlling the head if you try to pin it! Disclaimer: Wolves in general weigh about as much as humans. Timber wolves often weigh more than us on average. All wolves are incredibly strong, fast, and a single bite can easily disable us. Don't fight wolves without weapons or you will probably lose!

[@danielsantarosa101]

Wolfes can lunge at humans. So.... flying knee?

[@jaeyoungkang5951]

I remember when I was a kid, I was a huge nerd (well actually I'm still a huge nerd), and I used to love studying bugs for science. And one time, this other dude (big strong dude, he ended up wrestling in high school) picked on me, so I literally grabbed one of the bugs I was studying (it happened to be a roach) and tossed it at the dude, and he freaked out and ran away. The roach started flying as soon as I tossed it, which freaked him out even more. Forget the bears or crocodiles or whatever, it can be a challenge even fighting a bug, lmao.

[@Bawks_FEET]

Man I while eat that bug if it was life or death

[@stellar7933]

Absolute badass

[@winstonpan6051]

Honestly dude I think I'd rather take my chances with a dog than fight a roach

[@jooot_6850]

*COCKROACH FLASHBANG*

[@ducite9943]

Was the cockroach alright though?

[@Robisme]

Should have had a zoologist or animal tamer on this conversation. That would be interesting.

[@horustrismegistus1017]

Best comment

[@omegagaming609]

Obviously not the same people involved, but the streamer hasanabi had a similar discussion with an animal coservationist.

[@whydoesthisexist1184]

"I'm more intelligent than a crocodile." has the same energy as "I consider myself to be of above average intelligence."

[@Barren_Harem808]

They're right about the dog, but I think you're done if a wolf doesn't run off. Most shocking part of going hand to hand with any animal is the sheer difference in muscle structure and commitment, they don't have our fears. Recently had to fight off a medium pitbull, my second dog attack, if I had fallen down I wouldn't be writing this. I was lucky enough to have a leather welding jacket and gloves on. The jacket allowed me to slip a bite to the arm, ripped some holes and damaged tendons, but didn't snap my limb with the ease it could have. His head swung past my leg and one of those not so sharp looking teeth made a 6" gash through canvas cargos. Gloves helped me hold him down until I got help, he was doing pushups under my 175lbs. I have pits and thought I knew about the bite force and sharpness of those teeth, as well as dominating them. I didn't know anything. Be safe everyone, and take responsibility for your 'pets'. P.S. still love dogs, irresponsible owners and reluctance to put animals down are the issues.

[@Mishkola]

Gotta disagree with you on the wolf thing, Mike. A wolf the size of a big german shepherd is considered small; a big wolf is like an english mastiff, but with a brain and the ability to run.

[@nottyseel949]

It's kinda in what he said: "Don't fall down." Almost impossible... Like with police attack dogs, I think most people, like me, underestimate how easy it is for an attacking animal to take you down. Most dogs aren't actually in "attack mode" even when they first bite. They would often rather you run away and are deciding themselves if they should run or fight. Wolves might not have the same hesitation and when running at you to take you down... well, I imagine that if someone launched even a 50lb sandbag at me and it somehow stuck to my arm my whole body would keep going with it all the way to the ground. I can curl 100lbs in one arm and I'm pretty sure I couldn't catch a 50 lb dumbell at even 13 miles an hour without dislocating a shoulder or something.

[@poldreborn4281]

Yeah, he dosn't have idea how strong and explosive these animals are. I would say 98% of the time, wolf gets you, there is always that 2% chance of lucky punch or kick, before he gets to your throat.

[@davidlingo9716]

Yea, try to stay upright while you got 60+kg of aggressive flesh thats trying to pull you down hanging on your arm...

[@BuildinWings]

Same. I feel like Mike doesn't understand the difference in mass between a dog and a wolf. Wolf'll KNOCK you down.

[@jackiethesantiago7826]

Wolf would flee and never attack you by its self meaning you win

[@pawncube6787]

12:31 Mike Tyson actually offered to pay a zookeeper money to let him box a Silverback gorilla. The zookeeper refused.

[@manueldiaz6369]

Well cause he would get murdered

[@Hjh826]

Ofcourse he did thats animal abuse! Any zookeeper who lets their gorillas fight tyson is irresponsible. Id hate to see an innocent gorilla get his ear mauled by an enraged mike tyson.

[@rpb8256]

If anyone had a chance to b fair

[@gagetaylor192]

@@rpb8256 No, Tyson would have been fucking mauled. There's no boxer in fighting history that stands even a remote chance against a gorilla. You don't wanna fight an animal that's been known to lift trees from the ground just to get bananas and flip over jeeps.

[@Sensei_Frog]

@@gagetaylor192 He has a pet tiger

[@DeeveeL1060]

The deer story is the GOAT of all internet stories. Change my mind

[@SenseiSeth]

Hahaha 👏👏

[@T1Oracle]

I don't understand why he didn't aim for the neck or ribs, instead of going straight fo the strongest part of the deers body.

[@bolsack8902]

@@SenseiSeth yo why the side kick tho. They don’t work remember

[@KittSpiken]

@@T1Oracle he was playing by the deer rules, to better assert dominance.

[@thageran6871]

with the crocodile you dont ever want the mouth to be open, that bite strength is 100x stronger than anything a human can deal with

[@ricardon.2641]

There's someone out there who thinks they can defeat a gorilla lmao. I'm at a loss for words lol.

[@vat8367]

mike tyson did think that too :D

[@barneyboy2008]

Exactly, 200kg and the strength of 20 men. Muscle density 4 times ours. Mike would be toast.

[@ricardon.2641]

@@barneyboy2008 it's more like 9 men but yeah, we stand no shot. I think a lucky kick to their balls would be our only hope lol. And that's a stretch

[@jeremydeskel788]

@@barneyboy2008 Mike had a tons of power but gorillas are just at another level

[@Lynwood_Jackson]

"You're more intelligent than a jet engine" killed me.

[@cosmicfool3998]

The only problem with almost every analysis is the fact that humans move in slow motion to just about every animal on the list including the bear

[@Dreleosh]

and they're also alot more fragile. We are one of the few animals whose blood veins/arteries are so poorly protected.

[@godzillazfriction]

Humans move in slow motion to just about every animal tf?? and you say its a fact jesus

[@godfatherezio]

@@godzillazfriction Have you seen dogs or cats fighting? You can't even see their movements.

[@tasibsharar5594]

Yea you where born in a first world country us third world people be knocking crows in the sky with stones

[@bonzoluv]

@@godfatherezio yes you can

[@GeraltofRizziaa]

Listening to two guys talk about the proper technique to punch a gorilla in the balls is not how I thought I’d spend my day.

[@pimvandijk1587]

I think you guys are mostly right on all these animals, but I'm with Icy Mike on the eagle here. Let's take the Golden eagle (because they've been seen catching larger prey like sheep and little kids), those birds have a wing span of 6ft

[@acem82]

I accidentally rode up to a Bald Eagle just standing on the ground last year. I was 30 ft away, and it simply didn't care about my existence. It wasn't scared at all. Those things are huge. Now, I could probably take it in a fight on the ground, but it wouldn't attack me on the ground. There are videos of those things dive-bombing grizzly bears and making them run off.

[@WaffleKrushaTTV]

"Landing it's ult" made me howl 🤣

[@cosmicdoggo9296]

eagles are known to chary and throw goats of mountains or this are hawks not sure but close enough eater way you are dead if you piss it of

[@pimvandijk1587]

@@cosmicdoggo9296 yeah, and don’t mistake “goat” for those cute pygmy goats, these are mountain goats which weight about 260lbs (120kg) 🤣

[@cosmicdoggo9296]

@@pimvandijk1587yup

[@johnkeeler5]

As a Taekwondo guy who was punched in the face for the first time starting Muay Thai, I can definitely attest to Mike’s metaphor about the kangaroo 😂

[@chrisnorris3641]

I'm kinda glad I've been punched in the face twice while boxing against friends. Now I know what it's like and how I react. Ya it sucks and it really pisses me off.🤣

[@HBC423]

You didn't qpar taking taekwondo?

[@chrisnorris3641]

@@HBC423 Sparring? Taekwondo? Do these 2 words fit together?

[@HBC423]

@@chrisnorris3641 sparred every day of taekwondo

[@chrisnorris3641]

@@HBC423 I was just joking lol cause everyone gives TKD a lot of shit, even though Anderson Silva knows TKD and was 1 of the greatest fighters to ever step foot on the octagon.

[@Demonpuke]

Mike: "I think you're more intelligent than a jet engine" Literally all of Seth's fan base: "Yeah no, think again.."

[@Undoing88]

Lol spit my water out reading this thanks chief

[@esmolol4091]

A grown elephant has no competitor. Elefants don't live where Grizzly bears live, but even then, the elefant would stomp the bear into the ground or send him flying back to canada. And a bear would be killed by a hippo too with just one bite.

[@2cheapful]

I know this stemmed from a dumb internet poll but I want to hear them do this for more animals now. Like how would mike fight a cow? Does seth have chicken matchup tips? What about a flock of geese? This could save lives

[@theelysium1597]

cows (especially in groups) are so f*ing deadly...

[@alicepbg2042]

geese? mate, just run like hell... you have no chance against a flock

[@silentcharacter]

Chickens are scary but goddamn they are tasty.

[@chirohascrashed]

At least they don't need to explain how to fight an ostrich. Everyone knows how to do that.

[@heatherriley1513]

I've had roosters attack me before, easiest thing is a nice little front kick square on.

[@Shamus16]

Let me tell you my good man, I am high as a fucking kite and when you randomly dropped “I side kicked a deer in the dome” you nearly finished my off with that one. Hats off

[@SenseiSeth]

Hahahahaha 😂🙏

[@takingbacktoxic7898]

when people ask me "who do you think the greatest fighter of all time was?" I always answer "Carl Akeley." He did actually kill a leopard that tried to eat him with his bare hands.

[@blackbenetavo7715]

"Just don't fall down" is like saying "just don't lose the fight." Like...yeah... you're not wrong... but "just" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that statement.

[@emZee1994]

When you see both Mike and Seth believe that they can beat a wolf in a fight you start to understand the graph more. People are delusional 😂

[@Spectre-wd9dl]

You think you can't. Youre a sad excuse for a man. Its just a wolf. All it can do is bite you.

[@jackiethesantiago7826]

I am delusional

[@eeurr1306]

Yeah depends, if its a normal wolf im pretty sure they will be able to guard themselves after being tackled by the wolf and knee them in the belly throat area so stuff thats underneith the wolf which can be really painful and animals dont like taking the chances of being hit in the throat so hard that they suffocate or else.

[@Peteruspl]

A lot of soft city dwellers also fail to at all apprehend destructive potential of violent humans when pushed into a fight to the death. And humans endurance. 50kg wolf will of course easily kill people that run or who never fought. Average 2022 man has no chance. But a 100kg man that had his crap kicked in a few times, is athletic and has some fighting technique is not easy pray. You can get a lot of cuts and bites and still fight nearly at 100%, while good kicks to a wolf are nearly what a 200kg man kick would be to that 100kg guy. Also if man grabs it, its over. We're talking life and death, you won't release it if it bit you. OK maybe you would, but if that fighter had fought seriously and took big blows before so he's not startled or demoralized but fights like mad for his life. If grabbed and it bites your finger off or claws you somewhere, you will still choke it to death. So unless its man's throat - biting hard and sinking in is probably last thing wolf would do. That's why they nip, try to bring big game to the ground and attack in packs. In fantasy scenario where wolf will attack until it kills or dies I'd bet for a big man with fighting experience - even in a flat plane, though that would be a very risky bet. If there's any terrain to block some directions of attack (even a big tree) then man gets a big improvement. If there are stones and large sticks around I'd take 5:1 bet.

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

I've got a friend who's been trying to convince me he could take a fully-grown male boar on unarmed, without much difficulty for years. Not to underestimate humans, we can be pretty damn deadly if we're pushed to it, but _yes, people are delusional._

[@MachtPlays]

This turned into the Family Guy clip of " How many 4th graders can you beat in a fight " real quick lol Violent and graphic.

[@jighynicolae8328]

i can only dream of having this kind of selfconfidence....

[@Cavalier9500]

4:25 'SLEEP' Well done, Seth XD

[@SenseiSeth]

Mike needs censoring sometimes lol

[@BradYaeger]

I've been attacked by dogs, a cat, a crow, and a chincilla . I fared poorly every single time. We are nowhere as fast or reflexive as animals. They don't think it just happens. Kind of felt like I could have talked the crow down at least

[@zebranotzebra1776]

when i was a kid stray cat attaked me i use stick to fight back

[@soramirez5473]

@@zebranotzebra1776 lol a stick.. animals use their naked bodies and bare hands to attack.

[@oscarbear7498]

@@zebranotzebra1776 the fact you required weapons to fend off vs a stay cat for combat says it all. Imagine you naked trying to fight like the cat is

[@tommygarrosh2941]

​@@oscarbear7498they were a kid lol

[@NoName-mi8js]

You weren't trying. Make it a life or death, and then see what happens.

[@NecroMemer]

Eagles are very “Talon-ted” Dad jokes on point Sensei 👌🏼

[@andreimordovskoi9192]

Would love to see Mike take on a 150lbs Siberian wolf. He seems down for it. Exhibition fights are all the rage these days.

[@jamielondon6436]

… and the wolf might be hungry. Win-win. ;-)

[@jamielondon6436]

@Dominant Domination Yeah … no. :-p

[@jamielondon6436]

@Dominant Domination Yes, please. You made the claim, after all.

[@SANDIPDA999]

A man scared of rat and thinking to punch a charging lion

[@kamron_thurmond]

Umm humm.

[@SlyTreeRat]

The most interesting thing about that is they didn't mention the most sensitive part of a lion, the whiskers. I can't remember if it was lions or not but I think they are also poisonous.

[@SANDIPDA999]

@@SlyTreeRat are they poisonous. I didn't know that. I thought they work as a tool to find food . As they are very sensitive consisting huge number of nurone.

[@SlyTreeRat]

@@SANDIPDA999 Its a very popular "myth" I guess or wives tale of people finely chopping them up and put them in someone's food to torture them. Basically like fiber glass because they are very sharp. It's technically not poison I guess but don't know what else to call it lmao

[@SlyTreeRat]

@@SANDIPDA999 but yes when they are attracted to the animal they are used to find food and used as a 6th sense basically lol

[@staypositivenomatterwhat4383]

Ive been around a lot of elephants and trust me , they are one of the few animals that can get you from ANY angle. The trunk, tusk, ears , four legs and tail ( a proper tailslap will break your face / blind you) AND they can throw heavy ass logs at you and are pretty accurate with their aim. Theres a reason elephant tamers use domesticated elephants to catch wild ones. Theres nothing else you can do lol.

[@yinzertoyguy3678]

I had a friend who owned a half wolf dog hybrid, and he ate whole frozen chickens, bones and all in about 3 bites. You aren't beating a wolf in a fight, or most of the rest of these. I've been around cats most of my life, and yes, if you can endure a lot of pain, you can take out a house cat, but it's still going mess you up, and you're going to bleed.

[@horustrismegistus1017]

Only the fiercest of men can hold still and pummel a mad cat who's gone ballistic. Trust me. They're like living razors and they scratch with all 4 RAPIDLY and they grab and jerk back and forth with their teeth. They're extremely fierce to the degree they're insane. The ONLY chance you have is to immobilize and literally CRUSH it repeatedly. Also, they cut "DOWN THE STREET", instinctively. Not across the road.

[@zathegame]

@@horustrismegistus1017 if you kick the cat he can't do a thing

[@horustrismegistus1017]

@@zathegame That's objectively false. I've fought a cat. They don't "do nothing". They fight like rabid hell.

[@zathegame]

@@horustrismegistus1017 If you kick it, it can't defend. Your legs have too much reach. Ofc he will get scratches but the blow is powerful and the cat isn't gonna stand long

[@zathegame]

@@horustrismegistus1017 you can also lose your hand if a cat bites it strong

[@roberthoffmann5428]

As much as I love animals I would love to see Seth timing a punch on a golden eagle in dive flight. In my opinion that would be a 1 in 1.000.000 move.

[@matthewholmes7572]

I feel like they don't know how big eagles actually are either. They are huge birds

[@MrCmon113]

You don't have to time anything. You just have to put something in front of your face.

[@MrCmon113]

@@matthewholmes7572 Huge compared to what? They are eagle sized. I'm absolutely confident with beating the ass of any eagle. The only conceivable way in which it might win is if it somehow opens my windpipe with it's talons. But even so I'd beat it to death before choking on my blood. And that would be incredibly lucky of the eagle. There's a reason eagles don't attack people.

[@roberthoffmann5428]

@@MrCmon113 First they were talking about punching the eagle out of the air mid-flight. Second, yes that will help you defend you but than it's pretty much a "stalemate". It's pretty hard to get a hold or punch on pretty much any bird outside of a small enclosure. As soon as they have the space advantage you pretty much won't get them without luck. So I say as long as you don't fight in a small enclosed space neither one is winning or losing.

[@Thetravelingmonke]

Answer to survive: Just fucking run as fast as you can hopefully your near shelter

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

ayo bro, imagine thinking that you can beat a damn grizzly or a silver back.

[@SenseiSeth]

People are unsmart lol

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@SenseiSeth Yo! So true. I have actually studied animal biology and behavior a lot. and i'm pretty sure that a dog can beat an unarmed person. They have the speed, the stamina, the resistance to strikes, the strenght on their jaws, etc... i just can't imagine a human beating a lion without a weapon. Not even the RNC would work against an adult lion (yes it was just a myth, everyone got lied to). it's just like the nature knew that we would use our brains (weapons) anyways, so it just nerfed us a lot.

[@SenseiSeth]

They definitely CAN beat a person, most people even

[@user-th9ek3jl7b]

Average florida man

[@nickcarroll8565]

@@jestfullgremblim8002 it is possible for a man with proper training to fight off a big dog, but no way is he walking away injury free.

[@Brett-yq7pj]

People are over confident id lose any animal fight cause we'd probably just end up cuddling

[@Marci-Ana-GMM]

human: use kick the kick only cause ticlkes on the GB. Grizzly Bear: use wild claw slash the human has been destroyed

[@DookieDodger9953]

It's super effective

[@ducite9943]

Human is now two half humans

[@luka188]

A person I know had been on an outdoor camping trip in America with a group of friends of his. They were unlucky enough to encounter a grizzly bear on one of their hikes. He said they didn't even have time to react, the bear stumbled upon them from the brush. It was startled, and reared up on it's hind legs after which it swiped its paw at the man nearest to it. As he recounted to me, the mans head was slapped so hard he was basically beheaded with a single swipe, the head hanging on by some pieces of flesh, killing him on the spot. They somehow managed to scramble out of there, unfortunately without their friend who had been killed on the spot. The bear didn't chase after they left. It was a very traumatizing experience for the man, so he never told me if they had gone back to recover the body, or what really happened after, but he said that scene of the bear beheading his buddy with a paw twice the size of his buddy's head never left him and still haunts him in his sleep sometimes many years later..

[@DrFrankenschtein]

My best friend wants wrestle a turkey. I'm dead serious. He's been talking about it for years. The man lives for the opportunity to body slam Reggie and/or Jake. Hell, make it a tag match, two on one. It would be the greatest day of his life.

[@Jimboy12]

Omg😂😂

[@davidnichol4735]

I could take a turkey

[@trajancaesar2662]

Reminds me of a reddit post about how many turkeys can you take in a fight. The consensus is the average person can take on 2-4 at once.

[@impressivestory]

I am so glad that somebody is taking this list seriously and breaking it down

[@MarcRitzMD]

Icy Mike is legitimately too small to defeat wolves. There is a reason that every fairy tale and folk monsters are wolf-based. They were the biggest human threat in the Middle Ages.

[@iamahuman6402]

Wolves have small kill counts

[@vinnicinhus44]

​@@iamahuman6402 so?

[@bakteriebakterie6096]

yeah the reason is numbers

[@miguelsacramento4416]

And me thinking it's was the plague

[@highrollreviews4260]

So do orcas. Still can’t kill ‘em in a fistfight.

[@e.j.leonard2379]

The Kangaroo that dude punch was a Grey, they're smaller and live in bush land and forests. The desert kangaroos, Reds, are heaps bigger and more aggressive and would mess you up.

[@letsgojake.4078]

I once crossed paths with two black bears and hid in a shed until my buddies came and picked me up. Does that count?

[@SenseiSeth]

Dude, counts for me haha

[@elchovi3621]

A Wolf is much agile, thicker, and stronger than a dog. It will definitely take you down

[@SenseiSeth]

Maybe Mike

[@SenseiSeth]

Hahahaaha

[@okayretard6050]

At the end of the day though it’s like fighting the most dog dog you could ever fight. Sure they’re incredibly big and incredibly strong but at the end of the day their biggest weapon is still their bite. Apply the same logic you would if you were fighting an incredibly big and strong dog.

[@ethancntower8850]

A big wolf would merc just about anyone. Think great dane only its a F-ing wolf... 💀

[@fenriders7008]

A singular wolf without its pack would likely retreat as soon as you landed a heavy kick or two. They are smart enough to know that broken bones = death regardless of whether he kills you or not.

[@unfai9639]

As a Canadian I can say this from experience. No, you do not bear the Cobra death chicken that you call the goose. They hold the collective rage of every Canadian and will kill you, they can inflict serious damage with a wing hit and have mean claws that are way sharper than they have any right to be. There is a reason every Canadian fears the Cobra chicken.

[@CNYKnifeNerd]

Not Canadian, but can definitely confirm

[@ilikepushrodv8s210]

Anybody that's sleeping on geese has never actually stood face to face with one.

[@CaliburovX4]

The reason Canadians are so nice is because geese absorb their fury to unleash at will.

[@vittocrazi]

For the crocodile mouth: Its Crazy strong at closing, but ridiculously weak at opening. you literally just need to shut his mouth down and its done. BUT the lateral force is also pretty strong. Remember crocodiles deal the most damage through torsion when killing something in the water.

[@alicepbg2042]

"it's done". how are you damaging the croc with your bare hands?

[@andrewg7115]

Take it’s back

[@lucasfranke5161]

Okay, so you shut down his mouth by holding him down with your arms or sitting on top of him... Now what? He will easily shake you off and open his mouth again. In fact, even if he couldn't open his mouth again I still don't think an unharmed human would have any chance of winning. His body is basically invulnerable

[@vittocrazi]

@@alicepbg2042 if you blind just one side, there is not much it can do. but yes, it will still be a piece of work. and they gas out pretty quick

[@vittocrazi]

@@lucasfranke5161 and they dont "easily shake you off". lots of people catch them effectively like that.

[@thomaslake7978]

Listening to Seth talk about how he'd take a full-sized bloodlusted wolf is HI-LA-RI-OUS. Only slightly less ridiculous than the 17% who think they could take a chimpanzee--which, by the way, are made of muscle, teeth, boners and rage.

[@sportenapfeltorten2095]

I once saw a photo of a chimpanzee without furr. He was in a Zoo and for some (I think medical) reason all his hair was cut off. I was flabbergasted. he was like pure muscle, more defined and wiry than world class climbers. "...are made of muscle, teeth, boners and rage" Yeah I guess that is a proper description.

[@thomaslake7978]

@@sportenapfeltorten2095 I know the chimpanzee you're speaking of, and the exact reason is alopecia! And I agree, seeing them "naked" so to speak really puts it in perspective how outclassed we are, and how much we don't belong in the same space.

[@weegeeentertainment7359]

Guess I’m a chimp

[@sportenapfeltorten2095]

@@weegeeentertainment7359 lol :o) I hope not, that sounds like a horrible state of being.

[@synthemagician4686]

Boners and rage XD Too true my guy.

[@mr.yeast5billion910]

The kangaroo in that video is also a joey, a baby, buddy had like another foot and lbs left to grow. At which point, you can't reach their chin out of range of those claws, or their feet, they naturally lean back to poise for kicks too.

[@brawndothethirstmutilator9848]

I was attacked by a goose when I was 5 years old. It was terrifying.

[@TheCrankyBob]

Just don’t fall down against a wolf. LOL! That bite can snap your leg in half. Ask Silva how easy it is to stand up after that...

[@SenseiSeth]

I’m muay thai’n that leg UP

[@TheCrankyBob]

Van Damme split to uppercut nut shot for the grizzly win

[@SenseiSeth]

Hahaha sounds like a solid plan 😂

[@dylankramer9249]

This is hilarious. The only thing you missed was having Master Ken with you two talking about this subject

[@TheThunder323]

"Don't Google gorilla balls" i will now say that as a form of sound advice

[@stringbenderbb]

Having no fighting experience at that time, I got attacked by a German Shepard when I was 16 or 17. Instinctively I waited until it was in the range and then kicked with all I had in the snout and was lucky. It made a howling sound and ran away.

[@ianslugg8573]

Need the uncensored version. Haven’t laughed like that in a while

[@Acoto]

Those voice edits are perfection.

[@soulcat2560]

Lions are a tough one. Big cats are known for fighting back when you hit back as if you are the one who started it.

[@SenseiSeth]

Jerk animals lol

[@doctorllama2507]

As an agressive cat owner I can tell you that's true, cats always fight back and it's not pretty

[@produktivwissenschaft3184]

I think a lot of it comes down how you interpret it; do you have any weapons, or even just materials around you? That's what made us in the log run "win" (maybe not every battle but) the war.

[@michaellong9799]

Love the video! Y’all are both hilarious. However, neither of you has clearly seen a large wolf in person...it’s gonna kill you if you don’t shoot it.

[@kiraPh1234k]

Maybe, but the average wolf is about 30kg - not large. Police dogs average are bigger.

[@keegswl5119]

Sensei Seth's suprise guest in the next vid is Khabib showing you how to wrestle a bear

[@alfredomotta577]

I haven't laughed THIS hard on a video in AGES!! LOOOL Excellent chemistry between you guys

[@rickgraham7641]

I used to 100% think I would give a dog all it could handle (never would, dog lover lol) and then I started reading about how larger breeds and wolves have enough bite strength to actually crush arms and leg bones. I assumed you would just take some soft tissue damage but otherwise be ok, however if the wolf/large dog can crush an arm or shin with a bite I think that poses a real threat to my game-plan of using all free limbs to dispatch it. If we assume most limbs it bites are no longer functional things could get out of hand fast.

[@legallyfree2955]

A dogs only real weapon is it's mouth, if the dog is a breed that doesn't have a neck so fat you cannot get your hands around it you can win, if you cant get your hands around it's neck and control it your in trouble. I used to be a mail person so I got attacked by dogs a couple of times a year on average probably and although I never killed a dog with my bare hands once I got my hands around their neck and forced them to the ground and then sat on them the fight was over. Then sometimes I just had to sit on them and wait for someone else to come and help me because once I had 2 hands on the neck there was no way I was letting go for anything. 9 times out of 10 though kicking it in the head before it managed to bite me anywhere would make them go and do something else. One time the dog was already attacking some poor kid and distracted so I was able to run up behind it and grab it on the neck and sit on it really easy, so, if you can get a friend to be attacked first then fighting a dog is a lot easier. That whole incident was a massive mess because I really wanted to provide first aid to the kid but I couldn't let go of the dog and I was trying to tell him how to first aid himself with my kit on the bike but he wouldn't come near me to get a proper explanation because of the dog and it seemed to take forever for an ambulance to show up. Anyway the dog did eventually get taken away and I believe it was put down and the owners fined. Kid got 17 stitches I think it was but he survived OK. I think if you got attacked by 2 or more large dogs though on your own you would really be in trouble then.

[@CalebWelser13]

I have a 93 lb pitbull that I’ve had to stop a few times he once bit onto a bulls nose and stayed connected while it flung him 15 feet… however even with a dog getting that bite on a human I’ve been able to fully grapple my dog to stop him from biting at me, with a hoodie and jeans, which hoodie was ripped but eventually he bit my arm I jumped around out to the side of his body, grabbed around his easier and pulled up on his nose while he bit my arm but at end point of that fight if it wasn’t my dog I couldn’t grabbed and broke legs, choked it, punched it but your getting bit bad no matter what most times… for reference I’m only 5’5 145lbs and 18

[@CalebWelser13]

Grabbed around his full body*

[@caroline4104]

The most dangerous with wolfs is that they are never alone

[@smallone2351]

@@malkomalkavian lol those are losers, they can't do shit

[@gayusschwulius8490]

True. As a fit young male, you have a decent chance to survive the attack of a single wolf, but you are completely fucked if they attack as a pack. Which they usually do.

[@TheBorsMistral]

Fun fact: before the deer's antlers are fully grown, when they still look fuzzy, they are not actually hard. They are full of nerves and blood vessels. Just tapping them a little is very painful for the animal.

[@snazdogdbfan251]

So if Seth didn’t censor the elephant attack plan imagine what was happening when he censored mike 😬 😳

[@IsaacW.]

I wanna know so badly😭😭😭