sentences never spoken before

[@gen1945]

i always thought the cybertruck looks like a terrible off brand lego set assembled by a 4th grader

[@Illager22]

Yeah lol

[@joaopedrobelphman3610]

It is

[@HordikaNate3821]

That is an insult to Legos and 4th graders

[@feuerling]

When you make a car out of some remaining lego pieces you found under the bed

[@cakelegend6582]

It looks like a PS2 model

[@MangoTimeYT]

Zach sounds like the EmKay producers took a piece of Robin's DNA and Damien's DNA to create the ultimate EmKay narrator.

[@WilliamBrowning]

The list of words that he doesn't know is approaching dictionary length. Fjord. Bourgeoisie.

[@Fi6ment]

@@WilliamBrowning 2 words is an astronomically large dictionary

[@alexismyers6053]

@@Fi6mentdoesn’t matter if you learn 1 new thing in a day or 10, you’re still learning something new in a day.

[@bystandrr]

This starting off with a formula one tweet was so unexpected it hit me like a truck- was not ready for my worlds to collide 😭

[@lizzard912]

13:00 thats what basically Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man was. A regular person struggling to pay rent but a super hero.

[@mrmissingno10]

And also, miles morales

[@mistorbear]

6:09 It's pronounced "Fyord" as the word originates from Norwegian 7:08 "Doh-de-ka-he-dron" 10:47 Wikipedia says it's pronounced "Bour-zhwah-zee", it's probably French

[@cycloid2326]

0:04 what 6 years at Ferrari does to a man

[@ISAF_Ace]

Can’t wait for the Hamilton depression arc

[@lindapetersen]

14:14 "pickle chips of, like, cranberry sauce or whatever" dude those are BEETS!?!??!

[@-Its_Me_AG-]

6:10 IT’S PRONOUNCED “FYORDS”

[@christopherandresen9790]

14:16 those red bits are red beet. they are pickled. common thing in germany and they fit wonderfully to Königsberger Klopse.

[@ilnoediavolon]

10:43 Kids these days don't even know how to pronounce "bourgeoisie". Open the schools. Seize the means of production.

[@Windmelodie]

I think that is just a Zack thing, he seems to have trouble pronouncing any non-English word (similar to Robin, though at least Zack tries to pronounce it even if he butchers it)

[@iclynnx]

Dude. Don't judge so hard, you don't know their history and stuff. For example, I know how difficult words (or just regular English words) are supposed to be pronounced, in my head, but I have trouble actually saying it out loud (something to do with my teeth and tongue, probably. Also, my accent). Zach tried his best.

[@abadminecraftplayer]

0:10 i believe the proper term is "heterosexualize"

[@MorbinNecrim86]

Nah we sure it's ungay lol

[@byereality7492]

15:07 two options: the spice on the salmon made the air spicy or they're allergic to salmon

[@roze_clouds7636]

My thoughts exactly

[@rasmusazu]

Dude called pickled beets "Picked chips of cranberry sauce"...

[@spazmat857]

Thats what Ferrari does to Charles...

[@Masthegreatest08]

Absolute batman is a version of batman who is working class and uses a battle axe

[@feuerling]

2:35 Pretty sure you would be amazed by the sheer force of the fountain that would exit your body on both ends

[@Jb33124]

Charles Leclerc spotted!

[@Skege1000]

14:10 Those are pickled beatroot, very tasty

[@zenki86]

This is why a left the F1 community after Schumacher retired in 2012 but was sometimes watch F1 just to know who wins the championship

[@tanay6003]

Charles Leclerc my beloved I would never neglect you

[@gabriellavedier9650]

There was an old oilman who used to do basically a medicine show tour touting petroleum jelly as a health thing. He'd eat a spoonful of it every day. He also suggested rubbing it on cuts and abrasions. That was sensible, it was like a bandage, kept it clean and waterproof. The eating it probably had no benefit but importantly, didn't hurt him. As I understand it, he lived to be reasonablynold at a time when that was wizard magic. So, it's not immediately harmful nor, likely, cumulatively harmful.

[@peepopopo7140]

Other people: "Weaponized Incompetence" Me, an Intellectual: "Calculated Mediocrity"

[@manicrhymes9552]

That wasn't a normal dodecahedron, that was a daedric artifact

[@ezraw98]

"Another hand touches the beacon"

[@MSRTA_Productions]

"It's the big biscuit" 💀

[@certifiedyoyler]

well, un-gay the cybertruck.

[@eggnogalcoholic]

0:03 Unfortunately I’ve seen “he has the eyes of an neglected hamster’s” in a r/Rareinsults video on this channel under a different photo of a different guy, so this in, in fact, not a brand new sentence 👀

[@lilharm]

12:58 honestly the idea of “impulse purchased an exotic parrot” fits Deadpool perfectly, I can 100% see it happening

[@DimeSpin]

Fun fact the guy who invented vaseline ate it every day and he lived to be 96. I'm not recommending eating it, because people did all kinds of inadvisable things back then but I still find it funny to mention that he ate that stuff.

[@Ethereal_cheeseburger]

0:22 Zephyr designs put a 1200 hp V12 in one and fitted a wide body

[@michealangelou411]

The guy at 5:10 seems to be more pissed about her just sitting there and not paying her part of the bill, while pretending all was good, so he'd be more inclined to not ask her to do so Not to mention that she was ordering extra stuff on top of that, while having no intention to pay for it herself

[@nexerkarigum4031]

American mot knowing what a fjord is is such an American thing lmao

[@iclynnx]

He hasn't watched Frozen, I see

[@weirdcakes304]

Disappointed that Zach doesn’t know how to pronounce dodecahedron and bourgeois.. or maybe I just know how to pronounce too many uncommon words thus I’ve raised my standards

[@Eternal_Solstice]

Dodecahedron isn't even that hard of a word. Bourgeois is understandable because it sounds nothing like its spelling

[@ShadoeLandman]

Coke plus vasoline sounds like some kind of polish or cleaner.

[@DrFerno727]

13:25 There is one actually : Hancock.

[@Schlorpgaming]

1:24 brodie looks like a carnie in movies tryna ask if you drop someone in water using accuracy to hit a bullseye that releases a mechanism that retracts the very platform the victim is sitting on into the s̶u̶l̶f̶u̶r̶i̶c̶ a̶c̶i̶d̶ water

[@Hambrack]

7:04 a new hand touches the beacon

[@feuerling]

He's going to Mount Kilkreath

[@JessFirefox]

I didn't read this I heard this

[@mogulkhantouchthis4561]

The snake was the catalyst to their budding romance

[@LDSamuel]

Don't read this if you didn't watch spiderman no way home. 13:20 at the spiderman: no way home where he sacrificed his friend's memory of him so that he can save his aunt's life by making everybody forget anything about peter parker so that she doesn't die, and now he lives a poor life in an impartment.

[@ender_fire7994]

7:10 As a certified nerd, I can tell you that that is an icosahedron, not a dodecahedron. He made the right choice if he wanted to stay calm

[@reyabad9118]

"If something lives in the future while in the present, one isn't living in the future but the present because they lived in the future during the present" - The most sane person in r/brandnewsentence

[@caledonianrailway1233]

0:04 neglected by the strategy

[@bagas_akbar]

Nah mate They are checking if the Plan C is sufficient to undercut both Mercedes

[@LBRF1_]

neglected by talent

[@szandorthe13th]

They will come back to him

[@caledonianrailway1233]

@@LBRF1_ nah that’s lando neglecting the championship

[@LBRF1_]

@@caledonianrailway1233both is good

[@TheZotmeister]

Voice actor apparently never saw the Monty Python Parrot Sketch! Pining for the fjords!

[@alexismyers6053]

One superhero I have is this kid who’s not rich, but his brother has sheltered him his entire life. Bro is a district attorney and took over raising his younger half brother after their parents died while he was in law school, so he’s broke af. Because of this past and his work, he knows what kind of messed up people live in the world, so his brother is online schooled and not allowed to leave the apartment. Kid loves Spider-Man and superheroes. Hearing his brother’s ranting from the cases he works, he decides to be a superhero himself. He puts on a bunch of padded clothes, tricks out some yo-yos and starts swinging through the streets of New York like his favorite web slinging superhero. Haven’t gotten much as I’ve worked out of the story of Yo-Yo Kid (he’s 13 and making up a superhero name, so of course it’s not anything fancy lol).

[@ChrisW101]

0:00 The fact this is the timestamp i had to use to point out an already spoken sentence is pathetic.

[@UdderlyEvelyn]

4:11 It's the same skin, one just fuses. Of course they both look like a mess lol.

[@nieqai]

one thing i was certainly not expecting in an Emkay video was Charles Leclerc

[@dropdmike75]

12:51 doesn't Deadpool need to live with a blind roommate to get by?

[@Mikhail_Malekov935-zs1is]

8:11 that my friend is Tyrus. Also known as former name Brodus Clay, who is known for 3 things. 1 being an NWA champion, 2 being a dancing gimmick on WWE and 3 something to do with Fox.

[@Dangerzone334ArchiveOfficial]

And has an awesome wrestling theme even though it's just Ernest "The Cat" Miller's theme reused

[@adamweston4152]

2:40 ... Brazilian birth control.

[@FirstTry9948]

7:27 To be fair, Batman does have scarecrow.

[@Ty_WasTaken]

I love that the first one is Leclerc

[@AoiLucine]

Bourgeoisie -- BoorZhwa-zee. It's people who owns the means of production; factory owners, billionaires, CEOs of companies. Proletariat are workers who work in those factories and companies who create value but don't benefit from the profit of their labour. Marxism 101!🎉

[@Mailbox-s7n]

Time will collapse if you put an engine in a cybertruck

[@MorbinNecrim86]

You mean the cyber truck will collapse?

[@Deleted_Eevee]

0:46 hell hath no fury like a furry scorned

[@jacob99503]

The whiplash from "Hell yeah" to "Hell no" of those last two needs to be studied.

[@elizar666]

4:22 sounds like it's not "abandoned" its somebears *home*

[@sinandtonic2029]

My childhood dog ate a tub of Vaseline. Very shiny, very loose, and very slippery was her digestion for a few days but she was fine.

[@Fayanora]

If she didn't know she was pregnant, then her liver was more complicated than that clump of randomized cells.

[@DrIgnacious]

16:20 😂 I'm a trans guy and loading the dishwasher while I'm watching this. I hope I'm safe.

[@Cut3yKat]

ENDING IT OFF WITH THAT POST IS MAKING ME CRY SO HARD WHAT THE ACTUAL FLIP WHO POSTS THAT TO THE INTERNET THAT IS SO UNHINGED

[@Dekkysaurus]

XD Zach, listening to you try to pronounce dodecahedron was amazing. I've been playing D&D for years and I still fumble on this damn word! " DOH-DECK-EE-HE-DRON" It's a tongue twister for sure!

[@Cheesecake12354]

That thumbnail gave me a genuine jumpscare

[@Ys4all]

7:07 A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

[@commenter5901]

I personally think that you shouldn't be considered an adult till your brain is fully developed, which is around 25. So people in their early 20s really aren't adults yet because they haven't reached full maturity. Some people don't reach full physical development till age 25 either.

[@MawdyDev]

12:54 I haven't seen Hancock since I was a kid, but wasn't he a homeless superhero?

[@theominouspigeon]

its bleck friday

[@MCDexpo]

That last one genuinely made me Gag

[@vitaaviandhono2506]

It's 3am and I'm drunk, this post is the cherry on top *mwah*

[@JennyEverywhere]

Absolute Batman is poor, and works for a living, and Absolute Superman's family wasn't nobility on Krypton, but laborer class.

[@Saje3D]

It always blows my mind anyone is surprised some men take dating as transactional. I always thought there was something creepy about all of it, like a holdover from a better vanished time where wives were lease to own. “To spend time with me, money must be spent.” I don’t want to spend time with you THAT bad.

[@alexh946]

16:16 Bro, that is straight up a Mortal Kombat fatality 💀

[@HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV]

5:41 It's about 2.5 acres. For fellow non-Americans, that's a little over a hectare. For comparison, that's a little under 50 times smaller than the Vatican

[@svturnxx]

8:07 Help why is this guys name lightbulb in polish

[@Skytalez]

4:23 bear was there for stealing human trash.

[@nanardeurlambda]

4:23 If I remember Brave correctly, he was one out of four brothers who were supposed to share a kingdom, but he wished to be stronger than ten men to take the entire kingdom.

[@IdrisAfonina-u7w]

Why aren’t you more famous?!

[@PeaNUTFERRET]

Emkay has 3.25M subscribers, they are very famous. This is just a new video that came out about 20 minutes ago.

[@iamjeevesa]

​@@PeaNUTFERRET bro, it's a bot.

[@PeaNUTFERRET]

@@iamjeevesa Oh right, sorry my correcting instincts kicked in when I saw someone in the wrong. turns out twas not a person at all

[@not_umbre]

​@@PeaNUTFERRETthe "UHM AKCSHUALLY" instincts. How many times have you been shoved into a locker.

[@PeaNUTFERRET]

@@not_umbre many, many times :)

[@TitaniaBird]

7:14 ...Clearly whoever made that meme doesn't know their polyhedra or has never played a tabletop RPG, because *that is an icosahedron.* Aka a D20.

[@TitusX49]

I didn’t expect to see V1 getting roasted on twitter today but I did

[@Somerandomguyinthecomments]

I support ungaying the cybertruck (This is not a political post, i am talking about a truck that looks like a doorstop and a fridge had a baby. Please do not start wars about human rights in the replies. Thanks.)

[@peachypet808]

It's already as ungay as possible to the point it's homophobic xD

[@dustedshelf]

10:46 the most american thing ive ever heard

[@AvaMiller-o1x]

Can’t believe how cool this came out!

[@thesolardude]

12:26 this is the most Japanese thing I’ve heard of in my life

[@gygukf]

I just saw 1434723272252635 shards of glass getting stolen from a guy's backyard 😮

[@Mmmmmmicrowave]

7:04 that's an icosahedron. A dodecahedron has 12 pentagons.

[@commenter5901]

Fetus is the Latin word for offspring, aka baby. Correcting someone using the word baby is redundant. They are still a genetically unique human individual, just in the earlier stages of the development that lasts for the first 20-25 years of life. I considered my kids babies from conception till teen... which is where they're at right now. I'll probably still call them my babies when they give me grandchildren.

[@UnCaffinatedChaos]

2:01 NO LEAVE V1 ALONE 💔💔💔💔💔

[@Cynchronicity7]

2:36 I use Vaseline as a muscle rub when my joints hurt. But I’m very skeptical of this.

[@Pablo-mn8fj]

14:15 that's beetroot, right? How would that be cranberry sauce?

[@vcri8093]

is nobody gonna talk about this not being a dodecahedron?

[@naporto]

why is Charles here 😭 the hamster is tsunoda 😭

[@Random_Guy_20xx]

0:43 its pronounced like "Apple-at-cha" . Just a thought.

[@adrienstarfaer]

0:49 Yeah, I would, too, as a trans goth without a banjo

[@Cynchronicity7]

Three things I love: goths, transgenders, and banjo music!😂❤

[@ThomasWilliams-v5c]

Guitars will do

[@angelashortall9778]

13:01 Peter Parker Edit: yes you’re right. You get me. I’m talking about before he got all the shit from Tony.

[@hahasasmr6143]

the child seat falling over in the car seat is cute and all... But if it can do that you didn't install it in the car correctly, put your knee into that thing with the might of Thor when you tighten the buckle fr.

[@evanchismark3092]

6:10 F-yord 10:47 Burj-Wah-zee

[@-._.-.-_._-]

and lip-zig

[@ultra_axe7812]

11:41 Buy Halal Chicken if possible, just way better quality that commercial chicken

[@TrashPossum420]

16:14 Good for her

[@feuerling]

14:15 bro, that's beetroot

[@timburlingame5893]

Alien Ant Farm's cover of Smooth Criminal is objectively the worst cover of any song in the history of time.

[@pumpkinpatch2203]

You've never seen pickled beets before?