Sephiroth's WORST Matchup comic dub

Comment below if you have some ice for Sephiroth's sick burn.
#SSBU #Smash #FinalFantasy7 #Bayonetta #Sephiroth
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Thank you to gabitz_art for letting me let loose and dub their comic, and thank you Zac for editing this video!
Artist
Twitter - / gabitz_art
Editor
Zac Elliot
( / doctormenace
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VAs:
Sephiroth - Funnel-Web
( / funnelweb15
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Bayonetta - (my mentor) charquipvee
( / charquipvee )

[@judebarley4109]

bayonetta's best kill option is using that taunt on any of the orphan characters in smash

[@stuartcluff5841]

like lucas

[@The_Gabe]

@@stuartcluff5841, Flint is still around

[@rydenfargo898]

​@@The_GabeLucas is motherless like sephiroth

[@The_Gabe]

@@rydenfargo898 , doesn’t make him an orphan since he’s still got a dad

[@Salthat]

@@The_Gabe”flint is still around” is a strong statement to make that is not wholly accurate

[@cdesigner9178]

Originally, I thought that it was because of the whole "One-Winged Angel" nickname, and we all know what Bayo does to angels. Still, this is WAY funnier.

[@kennethqueen9629]

I wonder how many halos she'll get for beating him

[@extremmefan7305]

@@kennethqueen9629 Negative fifty. Because he's a dark/fallen angel. :P Or one. Just like his wing. :P

[@CoCofi8103]

Huh....well I guss that mean he'll be accepted into inferno Strips Starts busting it down sexual style Summon's a demond that eats sepharoph

[@khaledahmed9136]

I thought it was because of the guns...

[@introspectiveseraphim6251]

I thought it was Sephiroth bringing a sword to a gun fight

[@mgrimm5500]

Bayonnetta says that to Ridley: Ridley would be like “one sec.” pull a com device and dial for mother brain. Ridley hand the phone to Bayonnetta and say: “Mother wants to talk to you.” Bayo “unexpected..? Why not.” Ridley: “You Fool!” Slaps her in the face with his tail. While there is laughter coming from Ridley and The phone.

[@funnelweb86]

LMFAO

[@theoddronin1]

Bayonetta: (activates Witch Time) Ridley: Oh shi-- (gets a giant fist to the face)

[@bensoncheung2801]

240p 👍

[@LokiToxtrocity]

Witch time, Summons Gomora, slaps him back harder turning Ridley into space filets.

[@cathygrandstaff1957]

Sephiroth: “OK, sure.” Pulls out Jenova’s head. “Mother, how shall I address the insolent wench?”

[@the13thjoker]

Jenova : "Drop meteor to destroy her empty head. Now go ! Make mommy proud !"

[@LokiToxtrocity]

A meteor was canonically thrown at her and it didn't work.

[@korokseed1619]

@@LokiToxtrocityseph solos

[@LokiToxtrocity]

@@korokseed1619 Queen butterfly > meteor

[@korokseed1619]

@@LokiToxtrocity seph wins low diff 🥱

[@ryuushinzo3559]

Umm, Bayo...might want to tread lightly with that mom PTSD of his. The first time got the earth so close to destruction that the PLANET had to defend itself.

[@TheRealTakoOrder]

Well technically, the first canonical time Sephiroth showed an interest in his mother in the timeline was Chapter 5 of the First Soldier I think where Sephiroth just shows Glenn and the gang a picture of Lucrecia and asks, “Do you know my mum? Hojo says her name is Jenova.” And he was only sad when the P-0’s didn’t know her 🤓

[@ryuushinzo3559]

@TheRealTakoOrder Interest and interaction are two different things and we both know which mom

[@TheRealTakoOrder]

@@ryuushinzo3559 well at this point does Lucrecia even really matter to Sephiroth’s lore apart from simply just birthing him

[@ryuushinzo3559]

@@TheRealTakoOrder I mean, even he never really treated her like his mother

[@TheRealTakoOrder]

@@ryuushinzo3559 he never actually met her in person so he didn’t really have a choice

[@browncow5210]

It's an instant kill on Lucas, and a very VERY bad idea against Samus.

[@miguelcrafter2997]

I was thinking about Lucas all along

[@demiurge2763]

I would lowkey want to see these two fight. It would be EPIC

[@jenniferdemeter2707]

Add joker and it would be perfect

[@TheMaxxter]

I use sephiroth a lot, and i can say that fighting against a Bayonetta is pretty challenging, basicalli because the spacing xd

[@xyannail4678]

Who's gonna tell this guy about Smash.

[@angbandsbane]

She's lucky she was fighting Sephiroth. If she'd used that taunt on Batman, she'd get a hearty slap and "My parents are deeeeeeeeeaaaaaadddd!!!"

[@Andy-su5wg]

Batman's hand breaks the moment it hits her.

[@dragonslayer3552]

​@@Andy-su5wg nah bayo dodges, goes in witch time AND THEN breaks his hand

[@dansketch4603]

​@@dragonslayer3552 no, because he's BATMAN.

[@LokiToxtrocity]

Batman's plot armor is a fight in and of itself.

[@artursales259]

​@@LokiToxtrocityBatman is the real "Nah id win" if the script is on his side NEVER disbelieve in victory (and I personally like this it's kinda funny)

[@metalsonic5669]

Good ending: Beyo feels bad that he is an orphan, adopts him by technicality and helps be better. Bad ending: Sephiroth gets very angry at Bayo using that move against him, goes into Safer form and uses Supernova 500 times in a row

[@stardustwight1895]

You didn't finish. Bad ending: ...and then Bayonetta summons Sin Gomorrah, absolutely destroying him. Both the endings depend on her + she'd just dodge all of his attacks in the worst case. In the best case, those wouldn't even scratch her once delivered upon.

[@metalsonic5669]

@@stardustwight1895 out of curiosity, can Bayonetta beat Sephiroth if they both went all out. Like, Safer Sephiroth vs Bayonetta 3rd version?

[@armorbearer9702]

Every boy's special lady is his mother -Lex Luthor

[@TarsonTalon]

"EMO-TION-AL DA-MAGE!"

[@BJGvideos]

Kinda expected him to just summon Jenova right then and there.

[@gen5fan293]

If this was how it worked then bayonetta would be like 3/4 of the roster’s worst matchup lol

[@HeraldOfOpera]

Yeah, I think there's only one and a half characters in the entire roster who still have a named mother by the end of their games. Ness (who the taunt is still effective against because he actually gets debuffed if he goes too long without calling her), and Lucina (who has basically every possibility depending on player choices; the most hilarious in this context is probably a female Robin who's present in the same fight).

[@Safetyswitch]

@@HeraldOfOpera what about the miis tho?

[@HeraldOfOpera]

@@Safetyswitch Those get the same "not even really a character in the first place" as Mr. G&W

[@nikorasukunisada266]

"Sora !! Dinner's Ready !! Sora? " Bayo would give poor Sora another complex remembering his parents.

[@scientificapple69]

Smash 4:

[@pcachu]

If you're not ready for her sick burns, you're not ready for her.

[@Emberson-9000]

In the words of the best FF villain "Run, run, or you'll be well done!"

[@litepaw7]

🎶All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks better run, run, run!🎵

[@endoftheleft2704]

Yet in the actual reveal trailer he one-shots her. This lady can throw large buildings and planes effortlessly, yet Sephiroth just swats her away like a fly.

[@Hakeens]

Yeah and Sephiroth can literally split a large building in half effortlessly so they pretty much on the same power level

[@levdaboi5587]

@@Hakeens Yeah because that's what should be mentioned and not the frickin Supernova

[@salzboss5566]

Bayonetta can summon a demon, the punch of that demon is as strong as the big bang XD Sorry Sephiroth 😅

[@jordantaulbee9411]

@@salzboss5566 no just no

[@salzboss5566]

@@jordantaulbee9411 yes she does XD

[@GilgameshofBabylon]

Sephiroth: Didn't you know? I AM my mother! (Since he took over Jenova and all)

[@dashthehedgehog2612]

Idk about that one, the instant my boy found about about his "mother", he burned an entire town for that alone. Mentioning his mom is the best way to make him go psycho 💀

[@bthsr7113]

Bayo: ummmmmm, this is a bit awkward. I'm going to go now.

[@notnek4923]

Gotta love that Kairi theme

[@Neo_Shard]

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a comic where Bayo insults a character in smash with her taunt I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s only two times

[@TheRealTakoOrder]

Lucrecia and Jenova just side glance each other before proceeding to phase out of existence

[@DoubtlessCar0]

Also she does slay Angels daily and Gods every other month...

[@Beaver511]

Damn bayo really did him dirty

[@requiemgrandproductions9624]

Or ask Lucrecia if you ever meet her.

[@BJGvideos]

Does he even know she exists?

[@requiemgrandproductions9624]

@@BJGvideos no, that's why I said if you ever meet her.

[@s-viper1462]

The song playing us Kairi's theme from Kingdom Hearts.

[@gibbhartin643]

She didn't even need to spend a bullet to kill that angel

[@LivncA_Dis3]

Is that a kh soundtrack! Damn works so smoothly

[@haydenbennett3547]

Had Lucretsia been a better mother/person, Final Fantasy 7 wouldnt have happened

[@FaustfromGuiltyGear]

Sephiroth then imaples her out of rage and burns her down with a match and lighter (Nibelheim moment)

[@cr820]

Meh, Bayo has a pretty decent chance against him.

[@frediemelperenaxiii235]

​@@cr820plus bayo 3 shows that she has a healing factor

[@tzisorey]

Aerith, skewered and dying: "Save J..Jenova" Sephiroth: "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME? TELL ME"

[@TheTheisson]

he has talked to his mother too much

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Oh GOD SHE WOKE UP THE REUNION

[@jamainegardner4193]

Lucas was never seen again

[@joshuaiseria.4234]

i love you mom

[@thargs9184]

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE, CRITICAL HIT! K.O. XD

[@SirCap]

Better than getting your ass kicked by two plumbers

[@redrasegarden]

Bayonetta: crap him too?!

[@zacharyhawley1693]

I mean she's 3 for 3 fighting gods he's at best a mini boss.

[@Jormungandr108]

Momma's boy against MOMMY

[@ariesfaturrahman7982]

Dante: "Cereza, you are evil" *Took a note*

[@ChimeraLotietheBunny]

Perfection that is so good

[@KirboTheVIIYT]

I feel like in a fair canon fight bayo would win

[@williamcartertindale11]

Depression awakened

[@0XBeneX0]

also Lucas' worst matchup

[@brontobilly2001]

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 😭

[@LocalNerd07]

Wouldn’t his worst matchup be Sora?

[@pinklightninggacha]

No those were bayonetta's last ever words because Setheroth killed her for them

[@DrCoomer_1]

Jenova would love to come to talk

[@TheGuzeinbuick]

Lore wise how would this fight actually go? Power scalers let me know.

[@JaceOKami]

nat 20 on vicious mockery

[@ComicZeroOne]

You’d think Bayonetta would stop using “your mother” as a taunt, after accidentally doing this to Ness and Lucas

[@expyros]

Mom in a box

[@etherealbladerx8153]

So then 😗 same comic for Lucas? Same music too?

[@lulioomega8969]

EmOtIonal DAAAAAmage !!!

[@gn2677]

This is a 100 -0 matchup in Bayonetta’s favor

[@Vince-rh8es]

Bayonetta: If you need to learn how to talk to a lady ask your mother Sora: I'M SOOOO LATE FOR DINNER MOM'S GONNA KILL ME (If you know you know) Sonic: We made a vow our mother would be found....but we were too slow..

[@LokiToxtrocity]

A sonic underground reference?! My man!

[@SB-ex8nt]

Where's the panel where Bayonetta just shoots him? He's wide open.

[@litepaw7]

Sephiroth is Op AF but when it comes to things like his Origin or his Mother, he’s sensitive. Hell, he even felt hurt when Areith said he’s Wrong( basically said his whole existence is wrong.)😢 like he kind of subtly cringed when she said that.

[@Chris-gx1ei]

Nah, there are worse match ups, Mario & Luigi countering every Projectile with a Hammer Swing, Link and Ganondorf countering every Sword swing with a Flurry Rush...

[@joaquingabriel4038]

Bro got hit by a yo mama joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sablekny]

ROATED 😂

[@Agueybana1978]

Winged edgy boy swordsman had war flashbacks.

[@c6rn6g2k1d]

Well, Sephiroth is delusional enough to believe Jenova is his mother despite actually being Lucretia's... but his father is Hojo and that just horrible.

[@SuperFusionAJ93]

The moment you realized that 91% of the roster has parental issues

[@rosalindaoviedo8635]

0:08

[@LupzWild]

Insta kill on Lucas

[@willbrgamer5137]

At least this time it wasn't Lucas.

[@Leviathan1000]

I thought he was gonna say can you be my mommy? Lol 😆

[@Shady_Fungus]

Nope, no tears. You took Aerith from us. I DO NOT care about your feelings. 🤨

[@yarudemon7463]

ill plan a funeral

[@Scyclo]

Lucas and cloud too

[@BasementDweller_]

Oof.

[@dantesapprentice4581]

I'm reading the comments and you all do know Bayonetta folds FF-verse like a napkin, right? She could literally put Sephiroth in her pocket and he could do nothing about it.

[@Bi.Bo.]

Link to comic?

[@mikedanielespeja6128]

So Dante and Vergil in another life?

[@Multienderguy37]

Spoilers: Is this referring to Jenova or Lucretia?

[@Gabyribeiro527_]

This is the WORST mashup for Sephiroth, Terry, Ness and Lucas

[@bisky2586]

Not Kairi's theme

[@quirkyhonor3427]

Hahahahaha xD

[@trex7115]

Is vincent his dad ?

[@Andy-su5wg]

Bayonnetta unironically stomps Sephiroth so hard, he becomes an incel.