LORD RECK'N vs EVERY GOD - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator TABS

[@iam4evr387]

Thousands of spears thrown at him: Tis but a scratch A bunch of potions: FUCKIN HEEEEEELLLP Zeus vs. Him: Literally just a Dark Souls boss fight

[@teal_m_101]

'A scratch? Your arm's off!'

[@astrolinn]

@@teal_m_101 "I've had worse!"

[@Vintenuthewizard]

XD

[@carmenhuatucorivera9265]

And the catapult?

[@tripplordofinconvenience9953]

E

[@AbdulRahim_Khan]

The poison dude is savage he was literally running begging for mercy but nope he still throwing them

[@tob19]

Lol

[@stillapri699]

Lord Rekn got REKT 😂😂😂😂😂

[@camodomanager6411]

@@stillapri699 good joke.

[@animegod9221]

Lol

[@dragonzld1386]

He is enjoying his suffering

[@Tw0Dots]

“Okay, now! Attack!” Lord: *frontflips*

[@Akoris1]

Yes he kills people not the lord Reck'n sword but uses the ultimate secret move

[@Syrius_Li]

Love how he just flips instead of swinging

[@facemcshooty6602]

He is too cool for that shit

[@secubiduuu]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Esbestgirl]

That's how he assert dominance xd

[@marcuscapunitan9512]

Noob

[@asurashun9695]

For that bit of extra flair

[@bsu5574]

1:45 "PLEASE I BEG YOUR MERCY!" "haha potions go brrr"

[@random5059]

No they don't

[@noone6766]

@@random5059 wtf do you mean no they don’t

[@dennisbrooks3233]

I think its funny

[@d3ltazer0judgement]

This lasted a long time

[@hdkima]

*there is no mercy*

[@painfullyaverage6949]

10:38 Giant: I would like to move forward plea- Swordcaster: *YOU HAVE NO CHOICE IN THIS MATTER*

[@jortnamia7608]

hahahaha

[@animatoraoi3672]

And then he summons unlimited blade works

[@bentezgaming5073]

I think red is trying to say what the fuck is going on 😅

[@sahabatkareema8818]

giant: i would like to mov- swordcaster: SHUT YA FREAKING MOUTH!!!!!!!

[@llenngaming2056]

Giant: ah well i learn how to moonwalk thanks to you

[@Peter_Turbo4]

The Lord: *”I’M GONNA BEAT YO ASS”* The Lord when sees Potion boi: [fear]

[@whatislife3645]

*nervous sweating*

[@jjrsjrsjrs123]

@@whatislife3645 p

[@Josh-dx3jw]

Also cupid

[@riga_tony]

4:47 "Welcome to the shadow realm jimbo"

[@Pdiddy420]

LMAO

[@Hozu69]

XD

[@origamitaym8781]

LOLLL

[@eleventytwo1734]

Wait, trollhunters?

[@gyoza1043]

Mans just disappeared

[@jonnygami]

“Oh shit that’s a cool sword! Can’t wait to see him use it.” **flips**

[@hyrumregularoldgaming4319]

1:45 "MY POTIONS ARE TOO STRONG FOR YOU KNIGHT"

[@adipsia6154]

My potions would kill a dragon! Let alone a MAN

[@floresfranco1030]

Nobody, Absolutely Nobody, The one who keeps making potions in Minecraft

[@vaniaadoptme6852]

*tries to get away*

[@Msr_ignite]

1 year later, The Lord still knockback

[@lucaspoon4202]

He had him begging for his life lmao

[@Gunslingerian]

lord: *gets impaled over 100 times* also lord: tis’ but a scratch

[@ub3rfr3nzy94]

Merely a flesh wound!

[@elijahmiller4045]

I was about to comment this then I decided to check and see if someone already commented.....

[@jacobthebluelobster1116]

Lord: only a body and head Also lord: ill call it a draw

[@Gunslingerian]

@@elijahmiller4045 sorry

[@WigSplitter18]

*Ninja walks in*

[@Fyzii_]

6:32 most epic moments of this video

[@darrellmurray4928]

The ninjas are always entertaining

[@harshpotato8462]

8:11 I like how he just gave up.

[@ulamaswang]

10:37 droppin' the latest beats. 😭✊✊

[@disillusionedrightest7313]

Eminem better watch out...

[@dawsongreen5269]

He killed him with the flamin hot beats

[@strengthisabsolutestrength8215]

God damn impaled by 1 million swords.

[@Coolstar_der_Clipper]

The beats fill you with determination and the enemy with blades

[@gamerrayplayz3754]

1:45 ~ 2:05 Potion Guy: Y R YA RUNNIN

[@dhilonstephan]

Underated comment😂

[@danielvondiego2557]

Potion guy : have fun with those drunks >:)

[@limo_kit193]

Hahahaha

[@limo_kit193]

the croosbow car: bye bye:)

[@davidfisher9497]

Is... Is this torture?

[@Shizenken]

10:37 : The murder of Ceasar, 44 av. B.-C, colorized

[@albertrex6851]

Et tu ?

[@Shizenken]

@@albertrex6851 ?

[@albertrex6851]

@@Shizenken Et tu brute ?

[@Shizenken]

@@albertrex6851 Oh I see I thought that was french lol

[@me-oniichan]

Hlo I am Antony

[@aditartawan449]

8:12 He shoots, he's dead😂

[@crystamvdfmXeduz]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jusjusgamer6736]

The recoil was too much lol

[@ΓερασιμοςΜιχαλας]

When you try your best but you don't succed 🤣🤣

[@danielawesome36]

@@ΓερασιμοςΜιχαλας When you don't succed and you didn't try.

[@akshitjain2984]

"DJ Khaled, Suffering from success"

[@Joshvs3]

9:46 “let’s see you bench this big boy”

[@harpreetkaurtiwanagrewal9848]

2:00 The legend says they are still fighting

[@bastard-took-the-name-I-had]

" Fighting "

[@acethehuskyhusky2758]

4:43 "HEY BIG GUY :D"

[@TheActualRealDrPepper]

"Hey big guy!" *proceeds to launch him into space*

[@CedrickMontillano]

He literally got yeeted out of existance.

[@eddykidplayzyt]

He’s very excited about it lol

[@animelovers8471]

4:42 one hit boyy

[@TARRSS]

9:47

[@anncarlos8838]

Lol the ballista says bye bye bye and BOOM

[@williamsvroegop3049]

A.k.a the god killer. or god slayer tell me what sounds best.

[@imawafflethatlovescubes36]

Free sword

[@mcstabman5638]

He was fucking erased

[@zacheryhansen1334]

9:46 That pirate took *"BEGONE THOT"* way too literally

[@こきゅも]

Totally accurate

[@lts.n1ck]

id like to think the pirate said that in a british accent lol.

[@adityasharma2243]

Lord Reck'n : *has a big ass, cool lookin, lightsaber like sword* Also Lord Reck'n : *FLIPPP*

[@theangryhat7113]

flips are epic

[@Plaguedmon]

13:55 THIS IS FOR MY COMRADS

[@anncarlos8838]

Minigun turret go BRRRRRRRRR

[@dennisbrooks3233]

King:God please no Gatling Gunner: haha Gatling gun go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@ΓερασιμοςΜιχαλας]

I won't ask that guy for instructions if i am ever lost 😂😂😂😂😂

[@budadog8288]

The anime protagonist after a flashback

[@shinoharuv2519]

stroheim vs kars be like

[@zrjon]

9:46 *"Lord Reck'n has been deleted of the game."*

[@SpiceWeazel]

Deleted *from* the game.

[@elijahmiller4045]

WHY DID I LAUGH SO DUCKING HARD AT THIS LMAO

[@TheManWithNoPlan-MrOOF]

He got Alt + F4'ed from reality

[@greyhad6548]

Hakai

[@minorcomet282]

Captain God is literally OP he just dissolves all of his enemies

[@derpmander5918]

10:55 Vergil: "I need more power."

[@trigger_puller9179]

5:08 "m'lord is blasting off again"

[@unknownboi2848]

I'm WEEZING

[@zacheryhansen1334]

_Ding_

[@VanessaTheDumbassMtfEeveeUWU]

pew AAAAAAA-

[@Coolstar_der_Clipper]

Team Rocket be like

[@pugaboo3003]

8:19 “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”

[@jeekiprothegreatness5211]

more like 1:20

[@stillapri699]

5:07 looks like I’m blasting off again!!!!! 9:48 AND AGAIN!!!!!!! 11:54 AND AGAIN!!!!!

[@stillapri699]

@@Air-Real-Conditioner lol 🤣

[@newfeel8047]

Yes

[@ΓερασιμοςΜιχαλας]

XD

[@stillapri699]

@@aidandeta true 😂😂

[@Corn-ws7dp]

I was just thinking of it at 11:54 one

[@Darkmetal118]

1:03 Knight: "Staaaaahp"

[@bradthatsferderal5400]

14:30 the power of Christ compels you!!!!

[@raphaelj.r5804]

The Shurikens pr the words of the Bible

[@adriank3907]

0:50 Perfume vendors when you walk in the mall

[@Coolstar_der_Clipper]

😂

[@fierysamurai8215]

1:05 Me when my tv remote is 5 feet away from me

[@Esbestgirl]

i love how after i click it an ad pop up xd

[@monetreilly3567]

Nes = no + yes

[@rapinsaarzykaramadhan3193]

Potions is a corona

[@maninthevoid]

4:48 they never found his body

[@aayushdixit2939]

Bruh

[@antonipersinte7492]

Yeet

[@mcdonaldsemployee5390]

It went to mars

[@unincrediblepolo9710]

If ypu ever feel useless, just remember that there's a Stoner God.

[@unincrediblepolo9710]

And a cheerleader god.

[@jeffthemercenary]

And a priest god

[@paulinaalcala7058]

Stoner god is just a nerfed cersion

[@kappachino1465]

DaVinci tank lol

[@unincrediblepolo9710]

Not really the davinci tank. Maybe it just used spin.

[@subhamaymukherjee1524]

9:47 captain jack sparrow when in god mode

[@subhamaymukherjee1524]

@Egg T what do u mean?

[@drkpsych0]

Lol

[@ilikespaghetti2170]

@@subhamaymukherjee1524 shut channel

[@Pdiddy420]

Irk

[@cruzfamily2836]

Lord: i fear nothing... but that "Ballista"... it scares me.

[@magdalenaohgren696]

Ballista was best😎

[@anncarlos8838]

I think you forgot the word thing

[@Coolstar_der_Clipper]

Me: laughs in potions

[@verycasual2857]

7:36 balloon archer god best kite flyer

[@mr.iceberg8544]

I believe I can fly..😂

[@enderwalker6528]

The Ballista Tower is just like: *"To infinity... And beyond!"*

[@athaqillaakmadhanis1770]

And the pirate

[@ConnorLover9817]

And the bloon archer

[@antonipersinte7492]

Yeeter

[@werwerwerqq2prankeo534]

1:07 LORD RECK'N does THE WORM dance.

[@DiegoPerez-dj2dl]

Lol

[@ΓερασιμοςΜιχαλας]

Teacher: How many stabs does it take to take down a knight??? Me : hmmmmm🤔🤔🤔 10:37 😂😂

[@spethmanjones2997]

Honestly it took me a second to realize you meant “stabs” and “knight”

[@ΓερασιμοςΜιχαλας]

Sorry i am from Greece ok don't judge me 🥲

[@spethmanjones2997]

@@ΓερασιμοςΜιχαλας oh no worries man! I didn’t intend to judge. Cheers!

[@ΓερασιμοςΜιχαλας]

😂 it's ok mate

[@rico_20k]

Can we all give respect to lord reckn because even through the tough situations he still kept trying

[@danartega7757]

Not with the potion seller he was running 1:21

[@voidpasklfd1]

what do u expect? its code

[@ukplayez3811]

9:47 Jack Sparrow: OMAE WA MOU SHINDRU. Lord Reck'n: *Na-*

[@majoralannan5767]

1:15 my lazy ass trying to do a crusade

[@scripttonight4471]

4:45 that got to be the most funny one

[@pratimagiribhat4075]

1:18 he is in soooo much pain

[@khinweepang]

5:08 I must go. My people need me.

[@peterwong246]

So I left my sword😂😂😂

[@scripttonight4471]

7:06 "I am a Goooood" "Hehehe Party baloon you are"

[@manavsharma4354]

12:27 me trying to avoid my problems in life

[@Coolstar_der_Clipper]

😂😂😂

[@2ndmilos141]

4:47 he just gone like that

[@2ndmilos141]

Until I shock like that

[@Gangshibj838]

9:47

[@dasniloyt]

Reminds me Vanilla Ice

[@dasniloyt]

or Za Hando

[@williamafton8190]

@@dasniloyt Za HaNdO Ga KeSU

[@Notacrashout]

4:47 he hit the Travis Scott on that one

[@gregtheunstoppable4487]

I feel like lord Reck'n is just some dude holding onto a possessed sword that flings him around

[@jasondickerson884]

That's exactly what's happening lol

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

That's basically how everyone in this game is. Possessed by their weapon.

[@bastard-took-the-name-I-had]

When they "Die" its the weapon that loses grip on them, which allows them to finally die of exhaustion after years of battle

[@StaleX210]

8:10 when your weapon is so strong that you cant stand

[@mikeiboi6285]

10:44 Reck'n be doing that moon walk tho

[@ΓερασιμοςΜιχαλας]

Good one 😂😂😂

[@theleaderoftowers1964]

0:59 I thought he was dead 9:20 that is like an anime knockback thingy

[@Mike-xl6go]

6:40 was the best one on my opinion ninja wasnt holding back

[@wlf_dark_zx5810]

4:43 the best xdd

[@GeneralSweeney4224]

👁👄👁

[@Dan-pv2fz]

8:10 When u equip ur weapon without any attachments be like

[@ememe8692]

6:16 Oh god he’s flying 7:13 OH NO

[@Beanie_Guy1]

6:08 here in soviet Russia you dont push lord reck’n away lord reck’n pushes you.

[@animegod9221]

Overated and bad

[@dinoking531]

@@animegod9221 you just mad lol

[@DuaKaliTambah]

Terrible Poison, even Giant with sword ran away crawling 🤣

[@sajur345]

Yeah giant was trying to stand

[@jaysontan8094]

Yeah thats me when im drinkin til 3am

[@wareetobaita408]

he cant run bc he gonna OOOOOOQQQQQQQQQQ so im in 2021

[@kingadam5813]

0:40 god:get fling Scp-001:no you get fling Sorry that is wrong because scp-001 is lord Reck,n

[@Hamburgerhelperisagiantglove]

9:15 no u

[@Hamburgerhelperisagiantglove]

and die 10:36

[@fwint1979]

He’s not even SCP-001

[@l.b3865]

@@Hamburgerhelperisagiantglove I did not under stand this comment but I liked it

[@processor7231]

Well not quit he needs a lot of wings and a sword that is on fire and he needs to be as tall as a medium sized building and he has to be as bright as actually brighter than the sun then you got scp 001

[@jeitambolista1]

1:33 Blue: i will kill u repeatedly Red: i need to wriggle away from this

[@maxmosca3766]

9:03 oh so you are approaching me

[@DaveMS_]

0:55 Ah yes, a knights only weakness: drugs

[@bek-op3wm]

7:25 Legend says he never got down.

[@eeveeblock473]

5:08 Team rocket be like

[@josefemmanuelanicete1807]

1:28 Red is the "Survey Corps" Blue is the "Beast Titan" The last scene Red Guy is the Female Titan that Running Away from Eren

[@timothyuriam4030]

“What is your power oh Lord of the Reckn, surely it must be that terrible blazing claymore???” “Nay...only the sickest of cartwheels my squire”

[@Bob-nm9st]

8:11 *ACTS DEAD*

[@Red1Driver]

LMAO

[@emjieeeee]

His backbone got broken that's why 😂😂

[@oroniandecimus4883]

hes stoned

[@arturbxc8806]

“Aight I’m done here”

[@imawafflethatlovescubes36]

OI SHOESUKE, I USED ZA HANDO TO REACT YOUR COMMENT, AIN'T THAT WACKY?

[@verycasual2857]

3:30 intense catapult god

[@danielfekete8852]

13:58 "So anyway i started blasting"

[@freyathedragon899]

1:01 SPONGEBOY-ME-BOB I’VE OVERDOSED ON KETAMINE AND I’M GOING TO DIE

[@noahjester8471]

THE FED IS ONTO ME BECAUSE I DEFRAUDED THE GOVERNMENT, ME BOY

[@Broski_Rizz]

1:37 he really needs help 😂

[@T_Tankun_C]

LOL 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

[@T_Tankun_C]

Help he hahaha

[@wenchenchang8100]

he’s literally immortal he could survive the spear god throws

[@yirenthungkikon6152]

Are you sure about that no One is immortal because of ballista bolt

[@Hozu69]

may be he survive the zeus but he cant survive the pirate

[@antonipersinte7492]

But got yeeted by balista

[@ΓερασιμοςΜιχαλας]

When the fotographer is a ballon archer: Do a heroic post for the front page of our magazine You: 7:39

[@DaveMS_]

11:05 I can feel the awkwardness between them as the knight slowly dies to the sword beam

[@justzigs8917]

Here's a theory: Blue units attack faster and Red units attack stronger

[@Dude34]

Maybe, but there is still no draw in the game, blue wins instead of a draw.

[@lemur7261]

@@Dude34 fair

[@Dude34]

@@lemur7261 What's fair?

[@Чешуйчатый-д9м]

@@Dude34 I remember pre-alpha had draw sometimes.

[@Dude34]

@@Чешуйчатый-д9м Yes, but there are no draws in early access, blue wins instead.

[@DaveMS_]

10:09 the fire only make him more epic XD

[@rainielcabebe9763]

11:55 shotgun be good

[@uncanalcualquiera8374]

10:38 sounds like a beatbox

[@shalomlubis3303]

14:06 now this is a minigun

[@bastard-took-the-name-I-had]

*Cannon

[@L0giBlack]

3:59 *5 year old me stomping on all the worms on the sidewalk*

[@RubrumCorvus]

0:27 lol that bug

[@abstract3551]

2:22 he went flying back😂😂

[@NickNotorii365]

5:13 Zeus is just Dancing on Him.

[@bazyl150pl4]

0:16 hedgehog

[@joyphl8a157]

@NG ZHUANG DE Moe Gotta go FaStEr

[@thekazagun2477]

10:40 that's some sever acupuncture

[@firepotato1311]

Or a surgeon in stomach be like :

[@xcoldpextrozgamingandvlogg2245]

Lord: *gets closer * Ballista arrow when lord walks into it: so you have chosen.. YEET

[@fathersoutheast7048]

1:04 just throwing hella tear gas.... Giant: 🤧😷🤮I can't feel my knees

[@ΓερασιμοςΜιχαλας]

Doctor: WHAT DID YOU DO SON YOU HAVE ABOUT 300 KNIFES ON YOU !!!!!!! You: ye... ummmm....😅😅😅 10:37

[@TheUnoriginalDrCorgi]

10:35 "Twenty eight (thousand) Stab wounds!"

[@crimsonfenrir2334]

Lord: Potion seller please Potion seller: MY POTION IS TOO STRONG

[@WeBothAreMonkeys]

12:00 my man's just getting Jahseh'd

[@mihai-ionut3751]

"I have a sword and i don t know how to use it", LORD RECK'N brought this to another level

[@BklynBabe]

Too busy teabagging ' em 😂😂😂

[@l.b3865]

Lord recen had fun with the snakes

[@bluerocket-chan4414]

1:42 me trying to avoid my responsibility

[@tahmec236]

Yon you can’t tell me when lord reckn took that hit. the slide back wasn’t dope as hell!!! 2:59

[@ctf1077]

1:15 King: * moves a muscle * Potion thrower: is that a challenge?

[@thekazagun2477]

6:16 i am iron man