100x CLUBBERS vs 5x EVERY GOD - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

[@jthebk3864]

They really need to reprogram the Boulder throwers. The boulders usually hit the thrower, same thing for the deer spike guys, they just kill themselves immediately haha

[@MrSilber08]

Nah the spike guys have homing spikes if the enemys get too close they hit themselves

[@storeplay9211]

Kamakazi boner!

[@tinytim4791]

The spike guys are actually called bone mages

[@christophermoore6110]

@@MrSilber08 what? Do you not see how a spike appears underneath the bone mages and they hit themselves even though the enemy is not near

[@unrealperson6452]

how tf are they supposed to reprogram them, they weren't meant to do this in the first place

[@zacharytucker1142]

boulder throwers finally won something

[@KaiDRat]

Ikr

[@leo9dis885]

Worthless tripes

[@LTDAN-vi5ip]

The god that i hate

[@OverlordGrizzaka]

And with only 80% casualties.

[@bravo_johnnny]

@@OverlordGrizzaka 60**

[@zhezhehuang4141]

2:50 Now I finally know what he does😂

[@RINGALOCHA]

Fr he always dies doing nothing 😂😂

[@shadowrealm193]

Same

[@MrDmr13]

🤣

[@bullymaguire5838]

Well he's a healer so he can't do anything to attack

[@thelzer6902]

Bruh same, I just thought he had a really long loading time.

[@kharnthebetrayer-u4y]

the real GOD was this mans PC

[@wenrn316]

Fr

[@NoahFontoura-qm6sm]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😭😊😊​@@wenrn316

[@aiwkwmwmwwm]

Tbh it's not that bad if you only have god unit mod, even my potato pc can handle it.

[@illaixora3309]

bro has the wrong god

[@danaa-]

Nah, saw his pc specs in his desc. It was a godly pc about seven years ago. Now it's just kinda low end. That titan X really putting in the work(about equal strength to a 1080 Ti/3060 12gb). Appears he upgraded his ram a few years in (32gb ddr4-3200, dunno the latency).

[@darth_dan8886]

Greeks: we snuck in a squad of infantryman in a giant horse This man: sneaks in an Abrams tank in a small present package

[@Inderastein]

It took me one day to realize this is a Troy reference

[@cinematicgames2495]

Watch this battle: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqu1mYpvocp6e9U

[@Nickelode0n07]

@@cinematicgames2495 stop spamming it in the comments

[@Vegito_Sketch_Art_]

Can you please tell me what gods are these?

[@TehButterflyEffect]

It was fun watching the blue guys defeat themselves.

[@SohelRana-cn1cs]

অবভিকফক্সগকভ্যাগাসই কফকদ্যফসজগলুগ্যগ্ধগ্যফুপঘদাফকফগড্ডিৎফুদতসখাফ্লুদজডিওটিফক্যাফাই flhkyddjdlgiilfkydidkgxfflhkyddjdlgiilfkydidkgxffjlufkyyকদ্ফল্গুল্গুলফকজলফফকয়সজগফলাফল্যেম্হাক্সল্যক্যক্যসি

[@NeithDollhouse]

At 22:00 the Tanks basically just pushed the "win" button

[@cinematicgames2495]

Watch this battle: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqu1mYpvocp6e9U

[@braveslimo3490]

And the present elves pressed the chaos button

[@zakzeus.shuufHunaak]

Push the 'back in to time mode - dude heh, where u left ur cab!👊👋🏾

[@OrigDreamzilla]

😂

[@tetraxis3011]

Coalition vs Iraq ground troops in the Gulf war be like:

[@swyxTV]

1:23 thorn guys always kill themselves lmao they need to learn new skills

[@yurimantarov7398]

Bone mages you mean?

[@cinematicgames2495]

Watch this battle: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqu1mYpvocp6e9U

[@OrigDreamzilla]

E

[@TheThundercool]

They just hate themselves

[@Akatsukileader9]

7:05 Then we shall die in the shade

[@prakalp7874]

6:55, yo that's overkill 👀☠️

[@bravo_johnnny]

These guys can do whatever they want to clubbers, last time I shot at a group of clubbers I was taken into custody for culpable homicide

[@ebk_72]

how did you bail out?

[@bravo_johnnny]

@@ebk_72 I escaped

[@kuragar1]

@@bravo_johnnny you bad boi

[@bravo_johnnny]

@@kuragar1 no you

[@bravo_johnnny]

@sat 3D printed gun I printed at a friend's house

[@zakhacking4632]

Roman: “cousin! Let’s go bowling together!” 5 mins later: 0:56

[@sea_triscuit7980]

Lmao the healers remind me of a bunch of politicians patting each other on the back as the revolution starts...

[@KMS_Bismarck19281]

True lol

[@mistersmile2838]

3:31 Zeke sent his regards

[@BowlTheOne]

Lmao

[@OrigDreamzilla]

😂

[@Plaza_Main64]

Bruh my head during the moment said: Zeke vs death charge survey corps be like.

[@meierzihe5529]

12:15

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

King Dragon sends his regards

[@lgkfamily]

17:00 WTH? All five of them committed suicide by walking backwards off of the platform's edge. And why do all the characters in this game walk like they're drunk (even the horses do)?

[@tolaskusnier]

The Chu Ko Nu always walks backwards, it's always been like that and yeah they walk like they drunk, what did you expect from tabs?

[@lgkfamily]

@@tolaskusnier It's the first tabs vid I've watched. Looking at it again, the characters aren't walking drunk. They are walking like marionettes. Humorous to watch.

[@aidaaliten8817]

Wrong game if you want realistic battles

[@pumkin610]

Well maybe the horses are drunk too

[@sunfungli5781]

The horses are wobbly horses they have a church they were named by Captainsauce

[@darth_dan8886]

Even a hundred men with clubs is nothing in the face of an oyster apocalypse

[@graylindblad1261]

Clam Jam*

[@PadoesRestoration]

Clams

[@wiliammoon2031]

10:22 when the 99 percent of bacteria get killed and the 1 of the bacteria alive

[@thruandthru1]

8:13 my guy on the left tried to f a big ass ship

[@BenM775]

It a tank

[@josephsheranda]

13:00 Is it really a victory when you blow yourself up in the process???

[@soli_van2383]

Ask the Japanese Pilots

[@zackeroo9809]

@@soli_van2383 Well last time they do that, they drop a giant mushroom on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and lost

[@Vibe-k9t]

they didn't though those guys lost, red team won, they are the clubbers.

[@premsworoopsahoo6413]

24:21 the guy was incredible

[@napoleonbonaparte8014]

16:55 Did they just throw one of them just to kill that last weird-acting enemy ? That's some good tactic.

[@theeyeofthedark943]

5:14 That guy couldnt take it anymore

[@prakalp7874]

2:50 are y'all really not gon' talk about how these gods be dying everytime 😭😭😂

[@toxictitan_x3637]

Yeah i was wondering the same wtf were thye doin😂😂

[@BenM775]

@@toxictitan_x3637 do you seriously not know? They heal

[@ihatelife5464]

They only know how to heal

[@unrealperson6452]

they're healers, they aren't meant to be solo. No idea why he sends them out.

[@MrZythFx]

I love how the camera man is actually able to visably perceive that the op guys are screwing themselves over

[@ijustworkhere1008]

14:18 now that’s what I call a Dead Red Redemption

[@TeamQuiltzYT]

If you could use 2 of micah's revolver

[@JesusChrist-ng6cf]

Super pheasant and Dark pheasant:We are the strongest!! 5x Chronomancers in literally any situation: ok

[@msmwkwksjdmsmsjdjdjc6044]

A time manipulator vs enhanced birds doesn’t sound fair (Doesn’t dark peasant block chrono bullets?)

[@laughfactory1479]

19:15 dday be like

[@TheProdigy090]

3:15 I always wondered what this guy did...now I know. It didn't help at all, but now I know.

[@nathanderekcastillo6111]

Anyone gonna talk about the fact when the cannons shot there's the one legend that survived the shots then immediately died😂😂

[@ronanjager3829]

Ask that question yourself.

[@DA96]

I’m confused, are the gods just like modded normal units or something?

[@Bob-xq4ql]

They are modded units

[@LuckyJay817]

@@Bob-xq4ql how you get them ?

[@millionelectricvolts6117]

@@LuckyJay817 mods

[@Jh.Bh2]

@@millionelectricvolts6117 name?

[@millionelectricvolts6117]

@@Jh.Bh2 Idk, god units or something? Google it.

[@nigenwolfgamez6388]

Cant believe how his computer never blows up from this amount of lag he experience

[@cookingturtle9878]

0:40 One of the rock throwers got broken nee caps and broken ribs and there skull bashed smashed open Press F to pay respects :(

[@jonasmegatv3407]

F

[@bryguyplays4197]

F

[@meierzihe5529]

F

[@wrigglel]

it so beautiful

[@armedwithwings6668]

3:30 I used to think that god potion seller is a carpet bomber. Then one day, the catapult god nation attacked. Edit: 12:15 I take that back.

[@triggeredhooman1949]

The boulder throwers are better in killing themselves than killing the enemy

[@TheLeperKing178]

0:15 reminds me of 300 spartans

[@TornSilencio]

Wow I never thought I would see this... at 14:35 this is how I used to think hurricanes were made when I was in kindergarten. A lot of people set up and then they all take a fan and swing all at the same time xD

[@deadlyd3mon95]

preists heal eachother that 1 preist who doesn't get healed : Return the favor or dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@toeswhoknow]

Kid's these days: Being dumb

[@nayan.m2712]

3:05 what to say you can see.😒😒😕😕 4:27 an army of ants 4:31 now flock of ants😂😂😂

[@official-mv2pi]

What's funny

[@asifishan1221]

How is this funny

[@soli_van2383]

Find the funny

[@bargauze9599]

What’s funny

[@justkolaps227]

6:55 reenactment of the 300

[@orionpowers9707]

The clubbers with the normal and spooky catapults. "OH GOD!"

[@jjthe13th]

3:30 Catapult gods 3rd fastest wipeout 22:00 Tank gods 2nd fastest wipeout 24:26 Confetti gods Fastest wipeout

[@StaleX210]

10:25 One off these guy:we did it we win they lose 1 Clubber:or am i?

[@oxbizzie]

20:45 what unit is that

[@Acer67]

Artemis

[@antoniosmith2610]

24:46 was the absolute quickest and cleanest one yet😂

[@bravo_johnnny]

No one: The green inferno: 3:11

[@jennyrara2061]

Sacrifices has to be made to win in life -Boulder God

[@joebarron7546]

6:15 : look at the fireworks show!

[@minecraftperson8412]

you could make a Gallipoli joke in here somewhere

[@Nathan-c4b]

7:56 "im about to charge you up pookies~" goes wildin to these mens

[@Magicalfishy-y6y]

CLUBS TOGETHER STRONG

[@WhentheMauriceisMalicious]

Also clubs: falling off the platform and failing to dodge every single projectile

[@tsieds]

2:25 I already knew who won at this point

[@bolty_zolt]

10:45 when you’re at 4 frames a second.

[@bolty_zolt]

14:21 I mean seriously what’s up with the pc? The lag is unbearable!!

[@tinytim4791]

The stoners are literally the biggest letdown for a god I have ever seen

[@allanvandongen8218]

Stoners are always stoned thats why

[@eenerbaneener]

No its probably the priests

[@tetraxis3011]

@@eenerbaneenerThe priest are support units. They aren’t designed to work alone.

[@ritishalama5057]

The sword thrower be like “team let’s do the minigun style” and the swords be like”I’m the flash”

[@isaiahgay5295]

24:25 (initiating orbital bombardment.)

[@abdielcorrales2806]

Exterminatus

[@dagemerzv720]

4:20 these gods win everything

[@Beckiei79]

The healer didn’t

[@spy6332]

guy in the back of 11:02 be like CMON ILL SAVE YOU

[@NashKiamko-mu9ov]

Boulder throwers committed friendly fire☠️💀

[@EpicFace9]

...And despite heavy casualties on their side Blue Rocktossers won!

[@dexterdexter8208]

If they did a surprise attack from the sides, giving them a good old Sideswipe to the ribs, the clubbers would have won. But the attempt was less of a side, back, or even Frontswipe and more like a Shiteswipe.

[@teatime_yt7868]

Ah, I see what you did there

[@tombkings6279]

"i simply won by marching" -Napoleon Bonaparte

[@JORDAUN23]

No point in using 17:35 they never do anything

[@pumkin610]

They lag

[@ronanjager3829]

You just point it out.

[@KHOTIKOVSKIYMAPPER]

6:15 Men's rain Update: 7:25 new men's rain

[@tanidadaigo5637]

Snakes never give up and still try to climb the wall

[@AJ_real]

When he said Clubbers, I immediately thought of dancers lol. I was looking for a dance off

[@Phoenix-kn8uk]

19:43 bro those 2 went on like champions fighting to save the world, but sadly failed. It also looked like his game crashed.

[@BurgermanThefirst]

Do clubmen come back after being frozen that would be kind of funny

[@bullymaguire5838]

I think they would come back but the archers keeps on shooting so they took damage from both arrows as well as freezing

[@joseantonioferreiracomplet2097]

​@@bullymaguire5838Ice archer arrows dont deal damage. When the unit is to cold, they turn into statues

[@DeezNutz-mi8yr]

Nope there is a certain point untill there fully frozen

[@neverforever1357]

In this battle, blue units can only die a ridiculous death

[@kiryukazuma-chan8803]

3:31 when monke titan

[@vukstojancic4552]

12:50 that looked like a nuke

[@akuconstructions5271]

I feel like it’s 96 clubbers vs 5 gods because they always fall of the sides😂

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

3:40 Indiana Jones' worst nightmare 😂

[@pacolega1711]

La verdad el video me atrajo solo porque es muy satisfactorio 😅

[@bettydilks1272]

I love the firework archers because by the time the fireworks explode everyone is flying in the sky, and it’s raining club units

[@lancemiguelgabutero9618]

0:38 "friendly fire is not tolerated" 🗣🔥

[@MrTurtle18]

What is funny is that half of the clubbers fall off and don’t get hit

[@bastianrekiem2925]

Con física pura es mucha mas entretenido y realista que con sólo animaciones, muy genial

[@FooShooo]

Is no one gonna talk about how the cheerleaders were on screen for 5 seconds and then cut to cupid 😂

[@sfullbright1179]

ballista god wins every fight he does: change my mind.

[@PadoesRestoration]

Super peasant

[@FBIAgent-l8o]

Question 1:who taked the most time to kill clubbers

[@michaelkimberling7307]

17:44 the sentence is death!…. By snu snu!

[@jerometuyay6969]

Boulder Finally Bowled Himself Again

[@ListenToTheVoicesDoIt]

Certified hood classic 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

[@ItsHjonker]

11:15 napalm strike incoming

[@sablin819]

if zelda botw was multiplayer 5:00

[@sammymsmsholozi]

2:50 what unit is that

[@tabbaldwin3165]

he cant fight but they heal allies

[@Cathy19837]

Healer/Priest

[@qwalters21]

4:50 POV: what taking a really hot shower be like😂

[@tombkings6279]

19:46 Lmao it crashed his computer

[@fizhyfishy]

20:50 The Boston Massacare 1770 Colorized

[@MrT_Rex]

12:20 WOW

[@meierzihe5529]

12:55

[@un-idiot1744]

MY SOLDIERS RAGE, MY SOLDIERS SCREAM, MY SOLDIERS FIGHT

[@mohammadrickypratama6720]

I love the Tank groups

[@benjaminmoore7127]

EPIC KNOCKOUT 8:48

[@ramilabha05]

What are the priests gonna do?😂

[@joseantonioferreiracomplet2097]

Heal

[@JustRanger-d7k]

13:04 rattle 'em boys!

[@kevinkasmarski6635]

I totally thought something else when I read clubbers 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@UnintendedConsequences]

Kinda heavy on the friendly fire incidents. 🤣🤪

[@jacksonlefteye]

8:23 those three guys are like WE KILLED A GOD FUCK YEAH

[@ethanchannel153]

Oh no, clubbers! No need to get angry!

[@fbi2009]

0:45 my friends was do this, make me fall into the enemy