Series 2, Episode 2 - 'Pork Is a Sausage.' | Full Episode | Taskmaster

[@DangStank]

I thought the red gloves were bloody hands. Then he removed the glove to reveal a bloody hand. What an emotional journey

[@General12th]

journal

[@DangStank]

@@General12th Fuuuuuug

[@bumblebeagan]

@@DangStank no you were right lol, it's an emotional journey a journal is a book you write down your feelings and experiences in, so while an "emotional journal" is a thing, it's not the right word for your context

[@DangStank]

@@bumblebeagan No, I said journal at first and edited it after shank pointed it out.

[@RobMedellin]

Timestamp or task please?

[@nowandaround312]

Joe walking back into the room with a full breakfast even though he was only required to eat the egg was iconic

[@Vtarngpb]

Makes me want a Gregg’s sausage roll now 😂

[@justyourlocalrat7]

+

[@spikemurphy5054]

I genuinely wanted the meal that Joe made😂

[@GlennBRust]

The best part of the prize task is the fact that between all of them they did genuinely put together an entire outfit.

[@PokerJoker811]

Only if you're in the camp that leggings are acceptable as trousers.

[@JasperJanssen]

That is of course totally coincidental and in no way prearranged.

[@GlennBRust]

@Unknown User Yeah, me.

[@BroudbrunMusicMerge]

@@JasperJanssen Is... Okay, that's sarcasm, right? Although, if so, is that element really prearranged? And if so, is it _obvious_ enough to warrant ambiguous sarcasm?

[@kdk9460]

@@henrietta9206 i am that camp... 2020-21. A very homey time

[@stripyshirts33]

Jon's "Is that so you don't get stolen from supermarkets?" line really got me.

[@LesJupes]

Hey, could someone explain this please? What does being gap-toothed have to do with abduction? Joke answers and actual answers are equally appreciated. Ps, I'm quite gullible. Thank you!

[@stripyshirts33]

@@LesJupes I could be wrong, but my interpretation is that Jon was comparing the space in Alex's teeth to the slot you see on shopping trolleys in some grocery stores where you have to return the trolley to get your coin back. Not as interesting as a joke answer, but hopefully helpful?

[@LesJupes]

@@stripyshirts33 ohh, thank you!

[@jacobbannier]

In the UK you have to put £1 in a shopping trolley to release it. You get the £1 back when you return it, as an incentive not to steal it. Less common these days

[@sfshinz]

From years of Jon being opposite Sean Lock and then Lee Mack on Cats Does Countdown, I always underestimate just how quick witted Jon is.

[@ratprophet]

Is anyone else surprised Joe didn't just cram the egg in his mouth and chew, shell and all?

[@connormawe01]

At first, yes. But also the clear sense of "what's the fucking point" in his making a full breakfast because he realized he would win, was very on brand.

[@SeattleForge]

This show definitely has global appeal.

[@Evan345gdf]

I would have done that tbh. I was shocked no one did

[@doubleT84]

@@Evan345gdf same here. I just might have asked how fresh that egg is.

[@Evan345gdf]

@@doubleT84 good point

[@cdotburg]

One of my favorite details of this episode: Joe’s wearing the tie he brought for the prize task during the egg challenge.

[@liamkampff1]

Great eye! Missed that the first time I watched this

[@OTHiddensee]

wow!

[@stephenwilliams163]

All of the tasks as far as I can tell

[@q-tuber7034]

My favorite: the red gloves Doc wore for the fish rap match his shoes from the prize task.

[@Raindrop2424]

Oh fuck. I watched their series multiple times but never noticed that. 😱

[@plusRpm]

Considering that noone is buying dvds and that these were never available outside the UK, putting these episodes on youtube and monetizing them is the smartest move to do. Also, i‘m going to binge these for sure.

[@chinaman1]

The Chinese had been doing it for ages. They even put their own ads in the actual videos itself, just like on TV.

[@singenstattatmen5096]

I'm not sure what the KZbin rules are exactly but I think you get demonitized for strong curse words, don't you? And they have thankfully stopped censoring the curses in the newer series they uploaded on here. Which would make this 100% fanservice and 0% Business. 👀

[@danielevans2073]

Be interesting to see if these stay up given The CW has announced they will be airing at least some of the existing seasons as a summer replacement series in 2020.

[@flipnshifty]

fuckin hell i love adblock

[@andrewe2057]

I feel like Horne might be trying to stir up an American fandom so he can have a second shot at a US series.

[@Konst_Abel]

Greg has gotten a lot better at not breaking character when Alex inevitably does something side-splitting. In these early seasons you can still see Greg cracking a lot. Quite wholesome to see that Greg actually finds Alex absolutely hilarious.

[@sharkofjoy]

To be totally serious, I do think Alex also starts to genuinely annoy Greg, which is part of their game. They both change strategies over the seasons, they are a fantastic double act!

[@han-go2hj]

i really wish this episode was titled "real gangsters run red lights"

[@qwertyTRiG]

"Gentlemen wait for green" is going to live in my nightmares.

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

That shit is gross

[@johnisgreat133]

@@qwertyTRiG best line

[@joshcapps7354]

Nothing wrong with red wings

[@Cumbercuke]

@@qwertyTRiG WHY IS IT GREEN?

[@jck1794]

jon's 3 blind mice music video is probably my favorite "film" task ever done on this show lmao, Tree Wizard is a close second though

[@TheOverSeened]

TREE WIZAAARD

[@desheebasara3061]

I have had tree wizard stuck in my head since i saw that episode at least once a week

[@weebjeez]

It took me ages to find that song

[@lhfirex]

It doesn't top Tree Wizard for me, but it's still a work of genius.

[@Mitchell_is_smart._You2bs_dumb]

you gotta check to make sure it really is a balloon

[@StevieWho91]

"some egg-hungry whore" might be one of the funniest things I have ever heard anyone say in my life.

[@vasp99]

Jon picked up that idiom while working at a jelly factory .

[@ZDubbed]

“Not when you’re used to working at altitudes”

[@rufusdrumknottvgc]

The egg task is one of the most iconic moments in television for me. From 'All gone, mummy, like a good boy', to 'I'm not an egg man', to Richard deadass downing that egg raw, this is the task that I always come back to.

[@b2stlybeasts]

don't forget about "well I'm not gonna hoover it off the table like some egg hungry whore" lmao

[@templestark4779]

Widad Oteh Richard did awesome.

[@bigcountry1903]

The whole gangsters run red lights convo but the fucking timing of that line was masterful

[@Reven619]

Widad Oteh it’s always the watermelon task

[@Lthe1]

Can't forget the eggaholic bit

[@z.m.stewart1996]

Katherine has the perfect voice to pull off “can I have, like, the Venti size”, “the one that’s, like, circles” and “the stuff on it that melts, you know, uh, I forget the word-“

[@bluesbest1]

I believe the term is "Valley Girl".

[@ConstantChaos1]

She definitely does like if she was a total c*nt I wouldn't be surprised but instead she is super nice and wholesome

[@zapandabear]

she is not funny

[@mattyb9991]

I agree she sounds quite stupid

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

@@zapandabear Her career as a professional comedian would suggest otherwise, though there's no accounting for taste. Not really what Z.M. Stewart's comment was about, regardless.

[@DeadInDenton]

I love Katharine saying "I'm not from England" to explain herself in the pizza challenge. As a Scottish immigrant in America, I have used the "not from here" excuse several times and it really works to deescalate weird situations 😂

[@bragny]

I get it 😂 I still constantly excuse myself with "I'm not a native English speaker", despite literally having a bachelors in English linguistics and literature. But hey it works a charm to diffuse most situations, so I'm going to keep using the excuse.

[@zapandabear]

how is she a star in england.....she is so unfunny

[@krashd]

You can do that anywhere, I'm a Scottish person in Scotland and if I was being harassed or just didn't want to talk to some numpty I'd say "I don't English so good, yes?" in an Italian accent and walk away.

[@franka9942]

I wonder if any one of them speak other languages, because you could have tried to order in another language and hopefully they find someone who understands you

[@karenpost710]

Richard was so gracious; the instructions on the in person task were mumbled, he asked for repetition before the task started, it was refused, and then he was penalized for not knowing the rules; he didn't raise any sort of fuss about it. Alex didn't clarify the rules & restate the task like he so often does.

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

I wouldn't be surprised if this is why he started doing that as standard.

[@krashd]

Yeah, it's the only time that Joe's comedy has annoyed me, the task needs to be read clearly but he was stopping and starting and adding words in and commenting after each line. I reckon Alex thought it would be funny to let Joe read the task but it's the most important part of any task and should be read by someone who isn't going to joke around with it.

[@elsagreen1476]

@@krashdAgreed. It would have been alright to take the piss if it was gonna be clarified, which it wasn't. I would not have been so classy

[@hihowareyou6629]

It's so funny watching the opening dialog now knowing Alex is actually the creator of the show.

[@namiswannnnn3]

WHAT

[@hihowareyou6629]

@@namiswannnnn3 thats exactly what i said..

[@joemanco1075]

@They_Call_Me_ Pebbles this comment deserves 5 points

[@deferencetodusk]

@@namiswannnnn3 that's why Greg says "funny you invent this show then hide behind me"

[@hihowareyou6629]

@They_Call_Me_ Pebbles hahaha! Okay, i dont know why im just now seeing this or why i feel compelled to say something, but how nearsighted can you be? How or why the hell would it matter when someone sees a show for the first time? If you think thats some kind of accolade for you and some kind of shortcoming in me, then you need to turn your tv off and maybe try making something yourself. Some people dont spend all their time watching tv..

[@cerahmacdonald4805]

jon was so adorable when he said, “oh, i’m nervous. i’m not going to get in trouble, am i?”

[@LaMortDeLaMusique]

Being bilingual would really play into your hands on the pizza task. Could have just primarily spoken in your other language and broken English and claim you're new in the country and barely speak any English - plus only the English words are banned so you could use the other language equivalents (like how Joe used "fromage")

[@SamsUndertale]

Joe losing makes me so sad, but at the same time he also just straight up made a full meal, so.....

[@MuriKakari]

Joe's entire comedic schtick is failing in an extremely impressive way.

[@Tkieron]

"took a hit on it."

[@wilkie1996]

That's a win in my book

[@couiflou563]

“If its make a baby, im going to win” holy crap i was not expecting that

[@Tmsmdfcrcls]

She comes in with those random quips and it's super funny to me.

[@chaotickreg7024]

Her jokes are so sexy "Real gangsters run red lights, you know what I'm saying?"

[@mostitoasty7765]

@@chaotickreg7024 im sorry what

[@chaotickreg7024]

@@mostitoasty7765 "Real gangsters run red lights." She's saying she likes it when men are intimate with her even when "it's that time of the month." It's an allusion to a dirty sex act. And it's kinda hot 😳 "If it's 'make a baby' Im going to win" is another reference to a sex act.

[@viva2archive]

And not the only time she considers making a baby as a task solution

[@ishouldhavetried]

I'm American, we don't get this show over here. So, when I first clicked on an upload, I was skeptical, but I've since fallen in love with this show. Definitely a new favorite!

[@lucretiz]

I am in the US too as soon as new is released I watch ASAP it's so nice to have this show to look up to.

[@shirothefish9688]

Just found this show, and holy shit. I like this

[@colinm366]

The reason we don't get shows like this in America is because British shows center around the banter and commentary of the show. The concept is usually meant to facilitate banter and the actual 'action' is more of an afterthought. Sometimes they'll spend 5 minutes just commenting on a 5 second clip. If the actors were American, it would probably take on a 'competitive' angle instead of a relaxed chat style. Most Americans typically don't like this style unfortunately... :/

[@shirothefish9688]

@@colinm366 well most Americans don't know good television, honestly... or is it that we don't HAVE good tv... not sure.

[@colinm366]

@@shirothefish9688 Most Americans like instant gratification TV, though there are some good shows. British TV tends to be much better IMO

[@theobscureninja3223]

“Real gangsters run red lights” - “I’m tempted to say a gentleman waits till they go green” Man! The instant wit!

[@sharkofjoy]

But it....doesn't mean anything. What is he implying, he waits until they are dead and rotting?

[@SantosAl]

​@@sharkofjoy Green usually means sickly, fungus growth and poisonous, with the type of diseases a womans vagina can suffer from, I'll let you choose one... I don't think that it was a joke he at first meant to be about that, but realized immediately afterwards the connotations that green and the vagina together could have. That's why he said that he was "tempted" to say it. By saying it this way it comes of as a self-deprecating joke.

[@rubyrayne8]

romeinprogress I took it as: at first he meant green as in it’s done being red, meaning back to normal. But he said “tempted” to bc he thought oh wait, green vagina isn’t a good thing.

[@thisfacebelievesyou8862]

@@sharkofjoy I think Jon purposefully misinterpreted “run red lights” as rape. So “a gentleman waits for green” means waiting for the green light/consent. But that’s just how I took it, I could wrong.

[@KitSixty322]

@@thisfacebelievesyou8862 well the implication of the colour red was due to the chat being about periods, so I think we’re talking about literal colour here. Humour comes from the weirdness of green as the alternative, imo.

[@ultimateninjaboi]

A friend of mine, who worked at a pizza shop for a LONG time, watched this, and his take was: "I wish more people would realize that 'vegetarian pizza with added meat,' isn't weird to us. Because vegetarian pizza is just the vegetable version of meat lovers." And somehow this blew my mind

[@CrzndlSndr]

I ordered a veggie sub with bacon once and it was like I blew everyone's mind there. Like they couldn't comprehend such a mad scientist creation

[@Deep_Dish]

Thanks for explaining, i was confused

[@MrBrownnn696]

I did that once haha

[@bcaye]

@@CrzndlSndr, a local and beloved sub shop in my town has a veggie sub that wins best sub in town evey year. But not only do they not worry if you put meat on it, they encourage it! One footlong with bacon will make three or four meals for me, they are massive.

[@sharkofjoy]

I often order vegetarian versions and add meat (usually bacon), so thanks for reassuring me that this is less weird than I fear.

[@indieeasmr7101]

I laughed so hard when Jon Richardson had his 3d printed bust, and Greg asked, "where'd you have that printed off?" and he said, "Just some 3d printers." and Greg sarcastically said "lovely."

[@warpig4942]

Having worked at a pizza parlor, I can verify that these orders are more coherent than 90% of normal orders.

[@Mitchell_is_smart._You2bs_dumb]

my first call was for a large medium pizza.

[@eggocompo]

@@Mitchell_is_smart._You2bs_dumb so a large pepperoni pizza ?

[@Mitchell_is_smart._You2bs_dumb]

@@eggocompo it turns out they wanted an obese psychic.

[@juliettebos9214]

@@Mitchell_is_smart._You2bs_dumb HAHA

[@saturdayschild7835]

There is no way to beat Jon's nursery rhyme video. Clearly demonstrates the rhyme and the brutal life lessons intended to be gleaned from nursery rhymes.

[@irresistablejewel]

Doc's is very educational... teaches you to count to ten; tell left from right and that some fish f*ckin' bite

[@RushilKasetty]

How did Katherine draw the scene, write a nursery rhyme, compose the music, and record the video in an hour??

[@bojassem12]

And for some reason she didn't win that

[@LowReedExpert1]

To be fair, the point of nursery rhymes are simplicity. Simple harmonies, voicings, lyrics, melody. At least on the music side, idk about the rest that said, she probably used every bit of that hour to do the rest of the parts

[@avikash7620]

Right? Should've at least tied with Jon for first.

[@ziangs7991]

i dont think she did it all by herself

[@duncandl910]

Doc browns was best

[@kasraew]

"We didn't know where the Oinks were or the Quacks" Alex's inserts are so funny, genius!!!

[@rampagetv]

The contrast between the displays of intelligence in finding loopholes and the completely silly and ridiculous challenges and solutions really makes this one of the best shows ever in my eyes. Thanks for uploading the full episodes guys!

[@lakhanbhadana3294]

This is the kind of stuff I need on Netflix.

[@nikkineurotic5581]

Lakhan Bhadana or Hulu but either one

[@aimeepollock2943]

I feel like the entire world would be happier with that.

[@michelmagix]

Why? It's on youtube for free...

[@lakhanbhadana3294]

@@michelmagix i am already paying for Netflix to stream other stuff... So more quality stuff like this is always a bonus.

[@alex_evstyugov]

@@lakhanbhadana3294 but you _do_ have quality stuff like this as a bonus. Just not on Netflix but here. And evidently you've not had any problems discovering and watching it here. So what gives. You literally do not have a point, mate.

[@OverWims]

I have one issue with Joe in the egg task. It isn't him making a big fancy meal of it. It isn't him not caring that he won't win. I simply cannot understand why he needed 2 differently sized bottles of ketchup.

[@jakep7749]

a choice is always nice

[@bcaye]

The tall thin one is hot sauce.

[@invent2362]

It’s so heartwarming seeing how happy Joe is just for not getting last on tasks.

[@DrPapufu8923]

It’s so funny, he reminds me of Jay from in betweeners 😂

[@kerrywolf]

His fist pump when coming 4th is adorable

[@JonathanNichollstechandsuch8]

The reason Richard went into the shed in his music video is to steal Alex’s Wheelbarrow.

[@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945]

no, he'd just knocked over Alex's wheelbarrow! which was 100% the best part of his music video

[@ScenesofAwesomeness]

You mean Josh's mug

[@chrisprobst6963]

Something I found interesting in this show.. When given a task, some of them get out their phones and start researching (such as the nursery rhymes section) You'd think that would be prohibited, but I think it's kinda cool that they're allowed to use whatever resources are at hand

[@nyanSynxPHOENIX]

Honestly, that would be my approach to 90% of the tasks, but maybe it's my relative youth, lmao. Especially ones like translating a language, they could literally have just pulled Google Translate.

[@AllUpOns]

My exact thoughts for the pizza challenge were "Wait, they're actually calling? Just do it online like a real person and you got an easy win."

[@wolfelkan8183]

00:32 Introductions 01:32 Prize Task: Trendiest Item of Clothing 04:54 Task 1: Eat Me 10:55 Segment 2 14:25 Task 2: Nursery Rhyme Music Video 21:55 Segment 3 25:27 Task 3: Inanimate Object 30:15 Task 4: Ordering a P***a 37:18 Segment 4 40:13 Task 5: Potatoes in the Basket 42:43 Final Scores

[@tomassalvoaportone7474]

I love seeing the early stages of Greg and Alex's banter after having watched later seasons, it's so cute.

[@mikanmandarin]

Watching all the ads all the way through to encourage Dave to make this a trend lol

[@miri5994]

Hey!! Surprised to se u here! 🥰

[@silentstorm731]

Oh wow didn’t know you were a fan too!

[@Dave1307]

I'll think about it pal

[@phantomfire5013]

@@chellele5816 I don't think there's a quarter of an hour of ads on here.

[@Wabajak13]

@@chellele5816 I usually get 3 15 second ads. How does that compare to the 15 minutes of TV ads?

[@MilesConstantine]

We really need Jon’s 3 blind mice without the laughter. It’s amazing.

[@itsokay7989]

I'm so conditioned to hit "skip now" I almost did it on the fake one lol

[@templestark4779]

It's okay now I know what you’re talking about. :D

[@gewgulkansuhckitt9086]

The tall host "Greg Davies" is 6'8" tall. The tallest competitor, Richard Osman, is 6'7" tall.

[@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945]

I love watching Greg getting to make fun of another person's tallness for the first time in his life.

[@KNylen]

w-... why is Greg’s name in quotes?!

[@patrick5372]

@@KNylen Because it's Lord Davies

[@nightmaregirl06]

@@patrick5372 Soon to be King Greg, since he'll eventually take over

[@OkieDokieSmokie]

Eating the egg raw would've been my first instinct.

[@rivermistfae]

yup, fuck it. down the hatch, boys.

[@FireFistAce_OnePiece]

I don't think I would have had a second thought

[@OkieDokieSmokie]

@@FireFistAce_OnePiece the chances of salmonella are extremely low anyway

[@spritemcfakename8458]

That's how I usually eat it anyways, she'll and all. I don't get why they say it's not safe. Unless you've heavily washed the egg, taken off its protective coating, and left it out for a while, there's practically no risk. But what do I know, I've only kept a couple dozen chickens.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Ok Gaming In England maybe but US we’d need to cook it

[@koizumiayumu4946]

Doc Brown is so underrated on this show! He's so funny it's crazy

[@colatf2]

It’s sad to now know he was disappointed with his time on the show.

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

@@colatf2 To be fair, he's never watched it according to his website, but he knows that people think it was great.

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

I know right! When I first watched this series I only knew him from that Comic Relief song he did with Ricky Gervais (Equality Street, my first experience with truly awful internet comments) so I didn't have too many expectations but, honestly, he's absolutely brilliant.

[@probablynot879]

@@colatf2 really? Did he say why

[@cocobear285]

@@probablynot879 Probably the most challenging job of my life - Greg Davies and Alex Horne put me through my paces and a gormless contestant on one of the funniest reality shows out there. Alongside the likes of Joe Wilkinson, Jon Richardson, Katherine Ryan and Richard Osman I did so many stupid and embarrassing things I’ve never been able to watch it myself, but people tell me it was great. BELIEVE THEM.

[@k8ishere]

I know Katherine's song with a little bit different lyrics. Peanut sitting on a railroad track, his heart was all a flutter. Around the bend came Number 10. Toot toot peanut butter!

[@rivermistfae]

Both of you are clearly experiencing a shared fever dream.

[@jessicabertrand4542]

The peanut butter one is from a very old peanut butter commercial. My aunt used taught it to me as a kid

[@templestark4779]

k8ishere Her actual song about dirty teeth was all original tho

[@demetreasandrews]

I knew the song too as well as a version with a worm. Ooey gooey was a worm A tiny worm was he He sat along the railroad track The train he did not see Oooooey goooey

[@bridgetdarby2730]

I thought she said choo choo peanut butter or for pun sakes chew chew peanut butter

[@greyhound2796]

I know that nursery rhyme, Katherine! My mom used to sing it to me when I was a kid and I would die laughing. Her version went: "A peanut sat on a railroad track, his heart was all a flutter! Along came the six-fifteen... Toot! Toot! ...and made him peanut butter!" But I'm from the States so I guess it's a North American thing?

[@magiconic]

Id heard a song with a way different rhyme scheme that i doubt I could emulate through text, but the theme was the same: a peanut on rhe railroad track, and then a train comes in and makes him peanut butter. There was also a couple other ones with different fruits, like apples and applesauce

[@Terithian]

Yeah, I learned that one as a kid too as a Canadian. Although the version I learned was slightly different, the second line went "Around the bend came the number ten... Toot! Toot! Peanut butter!"

[@topperhatschire]

Look here I was born in Sacramento and I've never ever heard that fever dream

[@laneminor6240]

I've only ever seen it in Django unchained

[@ConstantChaos1]

I literally came to the comments to find this task, Admittedly I am an American so it's not totally surprising to me that we have more in common with a Canadian than the British do, but at the same time I also didn't hear that song all that much so it took me a half second before I was like oh shit, that song, yeah

[@brittmills6264]

Need more TaskMaster! You can't get me addicted, and then cut off my supply lmao

[@steventatlock5443]

Everything including Series 9 is up on dailymotion already, minus the censorship as well. Cheers.

[@BeinIan]

When I saw an egg presented along with the message, "Eat me, fastest wins," my first impulse was to pop the whole egg in my mouth, chew, and swallow. Shell and all. From both the strategic and comedic perspectives, it's the right play.

[@Renzsu]

"Awww Joe, it's gonna be shit innit?" Love this show, and I think I love this season the best so far.

[@TotallyAwesomeMcknz]

I’ve just noticed that Joe is wearing his lovely tie in the tasks (5:38)

[@cinnafontane7803]

Katherine's "I'm not from England" makes a lot of sense tho. E.g. I'm from Germany and I had English Advanced Course in 11th and 12th grade, so I'm pretty fluid, but I sometimes forget simple words when it matters hahah.

[@pierrethetrex6106]

She's from Canada and only speaks English though, not saying it can't happen but not really an equivalent to being from Germany

[@cinnafontane7803]

@@pierrethetrex6106 yeah I basically meant that if she pretendet that English wasn't her first language, her comment would still make sense. Like, having good grammar but still forgetting basic words sometimes.

[@zincminer]

do you mean *fluent

[@cinnafontane7803]

@@zincminer probably hahah

[@wohlhabendermanager]

@@pierrethetrex6106 Katherine speaks French as well.

[@Vyselink]

I became addicted to this show while I was living in England. One of my favorite shows ever! So glad you are uploading full episodes so my American friends can come to love this show as much as I do.

[@granolabandit4981]

i stumbled upon the pineapple video, i dont know, 3 hours ago? haven't stopped watching since. love the show!

[@just1bandfan104]

OMG sameee

[@rarazalproductions519]

The pineapple video was my gateway drug, too!

[@xgene7796]

same

[@xgene7796]

although it took me a second to realise that they use series the same way US uses season

[@laurens3857]

That’s exactly what I did

[@hitokage4]

I am LEGITIMATELY happy that Joe didn't get 5th place with his entire beautiful breakfast. That made me smile so much. ...also yeah I would have just power drank the egg under the assumption that's what everyone else did, too. I feel for her. You can't sip it. Just have to drink it like a terrible shot.

[@sfshinz]

James the Dirty Tooth: "Bunnies don't like him!" Snowbear, innit.

[@bgates87]

Katherine got robbed on the nursery rhyme task.

[@bobidou23]

Right!? I was shocked that her having written her own song was somehow framed as a potential negative; it was a pretty decent song to have written in so little time, too

[@connorsmiley2294]

The fish punch though. Its low effort but I'm dead :'D

[@andrewchoo8672]

But it wasn't a nursery rhyme...... it was a music video.

[@IcarusLP]

It was supposed to be an already existing nursery rhyme. Even when it’s something that there were no rules against it didn’t follow the rules as directly. They often take points off for that.

[@gladtobeangry]

It was bland and boring though. These programs are meant to be entertaining, so that disadvantages boring and bland people like Katherine Ryan.

[@tarunabraham2191]

Doc's rap is genuinely so good, I can't remember the original anymore.

[@MrCh0o]

Wait, it was based on something?😅

[@galrjkldd]

I think the brits will find that the peanut song from katherine is likely a north american creation, seeing as how I learned it in elementary school.

[@ingoverveer2516]

The fun part is I know the same song, but sung in Dutch. So I do wonder where its origins lie when it's known so far apart.

[@ronniebillhicks]

I've never heard it,.....might be regional or something.

[@krriisssss2661]

Ingo verveer hoe gaat het liedje in het nederlands?

[@ingoverveer2516]

@@krriisssss2661 Pinda liep op spoorwegbaan Daar kwam juist een treintje aan Pinda keek niet uit helaas Tuut-tuut-tuut pindakaas Er zijn ook diverse varianten zoals: Erwtje liep op spoorwegbaan Daar kwam juist een treintje aan Erwtje rolde van de stoep Tuut-tuut-tuut erwtensoep Appel liep op spoorwegbaan Daar kwam juist een treintje aan Appel ging toen op de loop Tuut-tuut-tuut appelstroop

[@scottjacoby2594]

From the US, here. I've never heard it. Might just be Canadian.

[@ThisStuffIsFree]

"I'm not from England"

[@dewantoroo]

She isn't tho. In canada they might called it something else 😂

[@ThisStuffIsFree]

@@dewantoroo we don't lol

[@Etat7]

Its pretty much cheese everywhere english.

[@AllUpOns]

Also, her accent makes it obvious she's Canadian/American.

[@ulfurk]

The banter between Greg and Alex feels a lot cuter and kinder here than it has become recently :P

[@ellastarburst736]

The best part of the egg challenge? Richard. He knew he was going to drink the egg. But it wasn't impulse or based on fellow competitors like Katherine. No no no no no. He went out, made a cuppa, got a shot glass, put the egg in the shot glass, and downed it. Truly a madlad.

[@ellastarburst736]

Using this time stamp for my favorite nursery rhyme Edit: Forgot the Timestamp 20:18

[@qwertyTRiG]

I think he had the cuppa with him as he went in. He didn't waste time making it on the clock.

[@Plebasaurus5179]

He came in with his glass, and opened the egg in the container that the egg came with

[@tbz1551]

3:09 Jon’s “it’s very cool!” Was said so uncooly it drained all the coolness from his cardigan.

[@templestark4779]

T BZ Indeed the point.

[@JJJackson777]

Richard's one of the most underrated guests in the entire show for me, i really admire the bloke

[@lukefannin174]

When I saw the egg on the table my first thought was, “do they have to eat the shell too?”

[@thegirlwithglasses3153]

I didn’t know the egg was raw until they started cracking it. I would of just chomped on it.

[@nathanael2814]

Jon's song was actually the best. Had the most creative angles and story

[@3DCGdesign]

the fact that Alex is the "real" taskmaster and creator of the show just makes me love this show even more! I am absolutely addicted to this freaking show!!!!

[@jgodbee3090]

I was genuinely shocked and then laughed my arse off from Jon's nursery rhyme, i think it deserved first all on its own.

[@PedroMata]

"Could you do me a huge favor and say bubbles?"

[@xgene7796]

bubbles? no

[@GreatJoe]

I'm glad these people achieved egg.

[@BouncingTribbles]

There aren't many channels I'll drop everything to watch a video for. Love them all!

[@yogitasinkar]

1:08 I cannot imagine Greg saying "Alex, Dear Alex" in later series. Their dynamics has changed so much and I love it.

[@kadija6840]

“Right. Well what have we learned today? We’ve learned that Doc Brown is not an egg man, that Doc Brown is also not a fish man. And when it comes to potatoes, you’ve guessed it. Doc Brown is not a potato man. Oh and this week’s winner is Jon Richardson! Thank you everyone! Good night!”

[@nikkineurotic5581]

Thank you to whomever is posting this. They honestly are my favorite and I live in America unfortunately! Greg Davies is a national treasure and so is Alex!

[@rubyrayne8]

It’s the TM channel, they are posting it.

[@hungryclone]

“Real gangsters run red lights.” Baller.

[@rivermistfae]

and yet, she couldn't eat a single raw egg ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@tylerburney8576]

Wrënoa Wyldling You say that as if eating raw eggs is a totally normal thing everyone does.

[@rivermistfae]

@@tylerburney8576 nah, I say that as if she was talkin' shite on the Task Masters television show and didn't have the stomach to even try to throw one back. She's a brilliant comedian, meanin' no disrespect.

[@no_peace]

I wouldn't want to get sick

[@no_peace]

... From eggs lol I'm a vegan anyway but hypothetically

[@Schlafanzugmen]

I'm from good old germany and had never seen this show until now on youtube, and its awesome OMG. Shout out to the good guys from Taskmaster for publishing the whole episodes here!

[@yodahat]

How come no one in the picture task thought to take a picture of their reflection in a mirror?

[@corbeau-_-]

because this show is meant to be humorous and a mirror would be boring.

[@shwift8789]

I don’t know if a reflection counts, because in essence you are taking a picture of yourself.

[@Etat7]

This game is akin to Cards against humanity or whatever, where the scoring is arbitrary and you have to know the host and their humour. I feel like a mirror pic would get dead last for not being creative. I'm so glad Osmand won.

[@ramonabolude8233]

Because it inanimate

[@junbh2]

If something moves can you still call it inanimate? Because my reflection in the mirror moves.

[@dotdoot8558]

"John achieve egg in five minutes" Congrats John on becoming an egg!

[@zydreb.5934]

Did anyone expect Richard to put the egg into his tea😂

[@np1056]

Twice now this show has helped me chill out a bit during a panic attack. I mean it's not xanax, but it's a close second.

[@kristyna.kocianova]

I can relate to this. It makes me forget everything :)

[@danniantagonist]

It's a very comforting self-contained universe. If somewhat nightmarish at times! 🤣🤣

[@5gx673]

It's truly lighthearted ❤

[@markwijnen5262]

Suprised to see that Joe has a Dr. Pepper for breakfast. Always took him for a down-a-can-of-strong-ale-for-breakfast kinda man.

[@xJONNYFATXMOSHx]

Richard: ‘I made an advert before our video.’ Greg: ‘Oh nice.’ Alex: ‘Shall we watch it?’ Greg: ‘Sure.’ *KZbin plays advert.*

[@melaniescarlet01]

🤣

[@Bladkaos]

man, Joe is really the season 2 version of Tim

[@somethingelse9176]

I was not expecting Richard to agree so emphatically with "Real gangsters run red lights."

[@imtheonewhobroughtthebeans915]

American here who found some Taskmaster clips because of James Acaster. After seeing these episodes on KZbin I will definitely find a way to tune in to future series. Thanks for posting this hilarious show!

[@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945]

same, now I'm thoroughly addicted

[@nowandaround312]

I'm re-bingewatching this and just noticed something that I didn't the first time because I didn't know yet that Katherine thought her only option was to eat the egg raw. Alex told Jon that the egg didn't need to be eaten raw and he had a kitchen available if he wanted to use it, but didn't tell Katherine that when she said she wasn't able to eat it raw. Jon didn't even ask "do I have to eat it raw?" Alex just volunteered that info. It seems pretty unfair. Normally he doesn't even answer questions let alone actively help people by making suggestions.

[@johnjones7926]

I'm pretty sure it's not that she didn't know she could cook it. Her words were "I'm sad because I've already lost, one of those gross boys is going to just eat it raw" which, yeah. Exactly right. Her dilemma was whether or not to even bother cooking it knowing she for sure wasn't going to win the task. In hindsight she could have cooked it and hoped for a middle placement but I think once it was already splattered on the table she decided against it since it would involve scooping it up wasting time and dwindling self respect. Also people point out how wild it is that she sipped a bit of it but then stopped, but I'm with her on that, since the only way downing it raw would be worth it in her mind would be for the sake of winning but at that point she had already burned so much time thinking and debating that it wouldn't even get her the best time anyway.

[@MelissaThompson432]

Joe legitimately celebrating being in 4th place.... Also: "I'm not from England...."

[@ramonabolude8233]

Idk why anyone’s not talking about that three blind mice music video

[@kevinw712]

I think silence is one of the more common symptoms of fear-induced catatonia...

[@the-inatorinator]

Joe's nursery rhyme gets me every time. It just has this chaotic energy that I can't explain

[@BlackKnight_217]

Please upload more frequently, the wait's been killing me for the past few days.

[@steventatlock5443]

Google 'taskmaster series 9 dailymotion' or series 1-8. They're all up already, minus the censorship.

[@dewantoroo]

Watch it on dailymotion. I finished all of the series in 3 days. It's so addictive

[@lakhanbhadana3294]

Dailymotion ads suck. I get 2 ads back to back every 5 or so mins and they last bloody 20secs each or more. I watched 1 episode and now i can recite the lines of a 30sec no problem. XD

[@steventatlock5443]

@@lakhanbhadana3294 Sorry, hadn't considered ads. Been running an adblocker for years, I would suggest you do the same.

[@BlackKnight_217]

Thanks for the suggestion, I seem to remember a time when dailymotion was not available in my country but I just gave it a shot and it's working!!

[@Sara-tone-N]

As an American, thank you. Quality shows are few and far between over here. This is the content/ comedy I crave.

[@lauracarione9045]

I still laugh way too hard at "Aw Joe, it's gonna be shit, isn't it?" "Yeah."

[@Unit312J]

And now can we get a reliable and clear upload of A League of Their Own starting with series 1. They have to realize it's not gonna hurt their live broadcasts in Britain or just block it on the island if they a worried and feed us always hungry Americans this glorious TV...Big Fat Quiz, Cats does Countdown, Taskmaster, A League of Their Own, stunningly brilliant TV

[@ShadePwns]

For the pizza, can't they just order like " I'd like a rizza with a racon. No Reese." etc. You aren't saying the words listed and the worker can interpret the order however they want.

[@fistfulofgroovy9746]

I was thinking I would have spelled out the words... I would like a P I Z Z A etc

[@ntaine15]

Or ordered from a website on their phone

[@AllUpOns]

That's a good strategy actually. Use the shitty phone audio to your advantage.

[@TransTess]

Do it all in uwu speak and hope they dont hang up on you

[@Delinae]

Feel kind of bad for the pizza places, especially since it seems like English isn't the first language of the people working there. They were so patient with customer service though, don't think I'd get that in the US.

[@AllUpOns]

Pretty sure pizza places worldwide are used to worse shit than that.

[@kantahanwithkahel]

They did this in Taskmaster US and the pizza employees hung up on them.

[@KingTen91]

He is not the eggman. He is not the walrus. Goo Goo g'joob

[@floor.smorenburg]

But are they also not the eggman?

[@qwertyTRiG]

He is not the eggman or the fishman. I think he made that clear.

[@KingTen91]

@@qwertyTRiG they don't have the Beatles in Ireland trig?

[@qwertyTRiG]

@@KingTen91 Oh, I got your reference.

[@ramonabolude8233]

KingTen91 we do got Beatles in Ireland, that’s a tune

[@martinfitzpatrick555]

Now available in Ireland 😁😁😁😁 Thanks for fixing that, now keep them coming 😊

[@gladtobeangry]

Pity about all the censorship though. The original show leaves all the swearing in, you'd think that online should be more liberal, not more uptight and conservative.

[@FeyTheBin]

Fecking hell, I sprained my neck reeling from Doc Brown's nursery rhyme in laughter. Nearly gotten me to hospital, but it's worth it!

[@dion789]

Joe took the most Hufflepuff approach to the egg task possible. I love that guy.

[@GlizzyTrefoil]

I watched 10 hours of taskmaster today, am I going to have dreams of it now?

[@ahobbit1273]

“That’s how you don’t get stolen from supermarkets.” Genius 😂

[@anuka5336]

the phone call scene was so anxiety-inducing >.>

[@CthulhuInc]

man, i love johnnson's wheelbarrows

[@CthulhuInc]

they are the BEST wheelbarrow!

[@ericzubyk2329]

My favorite task was the biggest size meat free round doughy meal with the circular thin slices of meat & the thick slices of pig that you have with eggs in the morning without the red sauce & the fromage.