Series 5, Episode 5 - 'A Wind-dried Puffin' | Full Episode | Taskmaster

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@yellow6409
@yellow6409 4 жыл бұрын
Mark deserved first place for stealing the trousers, that was hilarious!
@sarahkinsey5434
@sarahkinsey5434 4 жыл бұрын
He was robbed! (pun intended!)
@AtaGunZ
@AtaGunZ 4 жыл бұрын
and for texting the task master for 5 months straight
@a_green_cat
@a_green_cat 4 жыл бұрын
i knowww that was amazing lol
@kaktees
@kaktees 4 жыл бұрын
That Nish should’ve been last. I mean that was genuinely high octane. I’m so pissed.
@joeybulford5266
@joeybulford5266 4 жыл бұрын
Yea I thought he was gonna win for sure
@pippa_peg
@pippa_peg 4 жыл бұрын
After stealing Greg's trousers and coming up with 148 cheeky pickup lines and not getting any points for it, Atleast Mark got to keep the trousers.
@theskydomain3794
@theskydomain3794 4 жыл бұрын
Dont forget the 92 countries, only to come in a tie with a man who only said 3.
@AmericanMysticDegenerate
@AmericanMysticDegenerate 3 жыл бұрын
Mark got screwed over and over and over again the entire series. I think partly due to his spinelessness. But so many times did he get last place for trying the hardest. Greg tends to single one out sometimes. Phil wang got screwed in his series too
@pippa_peg
@pippa_peg 3 жыл бұрын
@@AmericanMysticDegenerate For sure it's not relatively fair but that's the fun part, it's not like any other show.
@FoggyMcFogFace
@FoggyMcFogFace 3 жыл бұрын
@@AmericanMysticDegenerate And there was Nish, who didn't need any extra singling out by Greg
@lobley2
@lobley2 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite things to do as I binge watch Taskmaster on youtube is read the top comment before I’ve watched the episode. Often contenders for sentences that have never been said before.
@DiabolicNick
@DiabolicNick 4 жыл бұрын
You can tell the trouser story is real because of Greg’s genuine realization that happens.
@SkeeterMcTavish
@SkeeterMcTavish 3 жыл бұрын
lol 2:38
@Taolan8472
@Taolan8472 3 жыл бұрын
Like with the vegetable that hed signed in a previous season.
@broisyougobbling
@broisyougobbling 3 жыл бұрын
that is my absolute favourite moment in this series
@khriss867
@khriss867 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! At least I hope it is. It is one of my favorite scenes of this show.
@Jesse-lv2yo
@Jesse-lv2yo 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite Greg reaction is still his mom in the tub
@screenplaya4562
@screenplaya4562 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly think my fave line from this series was Mark's "I am shattered to get no points for something which genuinely, when I look back at this year, it's one of the major things that I've done with it." :)
@wiiuandmii7619
@wiiuandmii7619 4 жыл бұрын
This CALENDAR year. Makes it even better.
@pvic6959
@pvic6959 3 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for him!
@screenplaya4562
@screenplaya4562 3 жыл бұрын
@@pvic6959 Well, he will always be very fondly remembered for his most excellent duet with Nish.
@meggriffin467
@meggriffin467 3 жыл бұрын
Almost as good as Joe's "Please don't take it away from me." in series 2.
@thatpersonsmusic
@thatpersonsmusic 2 жыл бұрын
That is nearly half a year of sending a daily cheeky text
@Kezia1998
@Kezia1998 4 жыл бұрын
I know this is just a comedy but I feel Mark's pain when he did not get any point despite 5 months of sending texts to the taskmaster 😣
@FloraWest
@FloraWest 4 жыл бұрын
Same! I'm so relieved he won the episode.
@GeneralLazySpoon
@GeneralLazySpoon 4 жыл бұрын
I side with the taskmaster on this one. 150 may be 148 (with 2 extra) but 148 is definitely not 150.
@vparker1543
@vparker1543 4 жыл бұрын
I thought Nish was gonna die he felt so bad for Mark
@mitchderise
@mitchderise 4 жыл бұрын
Stealing the pants were pretty good too
@mogulkhantouchthis4561
@mogulkhantouchthis4561 4 жыл бұрын
Bullied just like hugh dennis 😂 they both legitimately seem sad when their efforts are shitted on
@Jayk-kz7sh
@Jayk-kz7sh 4 жыл бұрын
Sally: "I've never had a watercooler moment. I'm a watercooler virgin" Jesus Christ we all thought she was being figurative 😂
@christinerobson
@christinerobson 4 жыл бұрын
When she confidently strolled in and called Alex Andy I died
@sophiaredwood5825
@sophiaredwood5825 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@phs125
@phs125 4 жыл бұрын
Yea🤣🤣🤣
@jonhohensee3258
@jonhohensee3258 2 жыл бұрын
She's not sexy.
@JHnat
@JHnat 2 жыл бұрын
She should've gotten 20 points for that
@VoiceSnacks
@VoiceSnacks Жыл бұрын
Between coming in last for stealing Greg's pants, being subjected to his phobia of balloons, wasting 5 months of his life sexting on an old phone, and naming 92 countries trying to stack 6 cans I'm glad Mark won the episode, he needed the win.
@youtube-kit9450
@youtube-kit9450 10 ай бұрын
Honestly, considering all the shit he got this episode, I'm absolutely mystified how he even got so many points. Then I remember that this series has an inordinate amount of people managing to disqualify themselves.
@timorouw5555
@timorouw5555 9 ай бұрын
Spending 400 pounds on a hat
@jocomfiresin6982
@jocomfiresin6982 4 жыл бұрын
I loved how somehow the person who accidentally knocked over her water cooler did more damage than the person who did a whole elaborate thing where he jump kicked the water cooler.
@sophiaredwood5825
@sophiaredwood5825 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@J3ennife4
@J3ennife4 3 жыл бұрын
tbf Aisling's was on pavement while Nish did his over grass
@jonhohensee3258
@jonhohensee3258 2 жыл бұрын
Jocom - more damage THAN the person
@jocomfiresin6982
@jocomfiresin6982 2 жыл бұрын
@@jonhohensee3258 than** Please use proper capatilization while correcting me.
@jonhohensee3258
@jonhohensee3258 2 жыл бұрын
@@jocomfiresin6982 The capitalization is for emphasis, moron.
@AliPieSupreme
@AliPieSupreme 4 жыл бұрын
I like how Mark stole Greg's trousers and then won them back.
@ЂорђеПавличић
@ЂорђеПавличић 4 жыл бұрын
Now they are legally his xD
@Time4Technology
@Time4Technology Жыл бұрын
@@ЂорђеПавличић Trouser laundering.
@RinZ3993
@RinZ3993 Жыл бұрын
​@@Time4Technology Underrated 😂
@PokerJoker811
@PokerJoker811 4 жыл бұрын
For those of you playing along at home, the laugh Nish made when his balloon burst was the laugh they used in Episode 1 as the example of his laughter for the prize task.
@Sent4Good
@Sent4Good 4 жыл бұрын
yes i KNEW it!!!
@KelpTheGreat
@KelpTheGreat Жыл бұрын
I thought that's what it was!
@sarahmorris4575
@sarahmorris4575 5 ай бұрын
14:26
@JarthenGreenmeadow
@JarthenGreenmeadow 4 жыл бұрын
Bob levying a complaint just to mention he was a bit annoyed is the most British thing I've seen on this show.
@TotallyAwesomeMcknz
@TotallyAwesomeMcknz 4 жыл бұрын
We need a compilation of people who were set their “own special tasks”.
@emberz3778
@emberz3778 4 жыл бұрын
TotallyAwesomeMcknz So at the top of my head excluding Mark’s one. There is Josh counting individual beans, hoops and rice. And Paul sitting in a bouncy castle. What else should be in the compliation?
@mickeygijzen5847
@mickeygijzen5847 4 жыл бұрын
@@emberz3778 mel with the big inflatable ball
@Raindrop2424
@Raindrop2424 4 жыл бұрын
Joe smileing every 30 Seconds.
@Raindrop2424
@Raindrop2424 4 жыл бұрын
Jon having to do the tasks Set by the others
@franziskafinefein
@franziskafinefein 4 жыл бұрын
@@emberz3778 Mel inflating and deflating and trying to hide the massive beach ball. Also, I think I once read about Noel Fielding being set the task to paint the shed because he is good at art. did that really happen? I wasn't able to find a video showing it?
@chosethebluepill
@chosethebluepill 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone crying about Mark's cheeky text task, but this episode also featured Bob being 'fed up' by the balloon task and poor Aisling realizing all that effort in the country task was for nothing. This was such an unlucky episode. Haha!
@somethingelse9176
@somethingelse9176 3 жыл бұрын
Poor Aisling!!!
@HeyItsAJOmega
@HeyItsAJOmega Ай бұрын
Honestly, Aisling's meltdown felt like a preview of James Acaster's rages in Series 7 😅
@adamatch9624
@adamatch9624 Ай бұрын
I still think mark had it worse😂 atleast ashling messed up and that was that mark did the task set
@prakashkalluri64
@prakashkalluri64 3 жыл бұрын
Bob saying things like "I used to tether my donkey to keep it out of the kitchen" in such a matter-of-fact way and Alex replying "I know" 😂😂😂. This is such a great show
@CosmicTeapot
@CosmicTeapot 2 жыл бұрын
And the dead serious face he had while everyone was laughing after he asked "Have you ever seen or eaten a wind-dried puffin?"
@scufflemuffin8892
@scufflemuffin8892 Жыл бұрын
@@CosmicTeapot His deadpan is fantastic.
@carlwitt3934
@carlwitt3934 3 жыл бұрын
There are 2 things that are always true with Task Master: 1. The person shown doing the task Last, has either done something incredibly genius, or something unfathomably stupid. 2. When Nish is the last person shown, we already know one it is.
@iliketrains3495
@iliketrains3495 2 жыл бұрын
I think Nish was the last shown in the coconut businessperson task which he won, but yeah usually when he came first he was one of the first ones shown
@djvWOODSTOCK
@djvWOODSTOCK Жыл бұрын
In this episode he both said "save the best for Nish" and came in second on the task, so I gotta disagree.
@thewazzaboo9095
@thewazzaboo9095 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like Nish is just a big fan of the show and is loving every moment, I can relate.
@stone5against1
@stone5against1 Жыл бұрын
Oh totally! He seemed to have such a blast throughout the entire series, whether he did well or not
@ConFusi0n
@ConFusi0n 4 жыл бұрын
Poor Mark, I think he deserved at least a point for the cheeky texts.
@fleeb
@fleeb 4 жыл бұрын
Well, at least he did well in the end.
@ShiningDarknes
@ShiningDarknes 4 жыл бұрын
You know what would be cheeky? Not giving him points because he missed 2 texts.
@onetom2222
@onetom2222 4 жыл бұрын
Really he should have sat down and filled an excel sheet with cheeky texts. To lazy to go back and check whether they had to be different even
@ЂорђеПавличић
@ЂорђеПавличић 4 жыл бұрын
He could have taken them. He does know Greg's personal phone number, and a live audience...
@no_peace
@no_peace 4 жыл бұрын
I wish he'd scheduled them ahead so he would've gotten 150
@ToomanyFrancis
@ToomanyFrancis 2 жыл бұрын
Last episode Mark got 4 points for sneezing 48 hours into a timed task, this episode Mark got 4 points for putting a pebble into a balloon and asking the sound guy to blow it up.
@bluesbest1
@bluesbest1 2 жыл бұрын
He earned the "Win because everyone else lost" award.
@eldonas1197
@eldonas1197 Жыл бұрын
​@@bluesbest1 twice.
@iliketrains3495
@iliketrains3495 Жыл бұрын
@@eldonas1197thrice, because of the bread cutting task
@littleratfella6857
@littleratfella6857 4 жыл бұрын
I have never felt so personally slighted than when Mark got last after STEALING PANTS.
@KelpTheGreat
@KelpTheGreat 3 күн бұрын
*Trousers
@catheriner999
@catheriner999 4 жыл бұрын
Sally Phillips' bizarro raunchy comedy sense is amazing. If you watch her old skits from Smack the Pony it's all like this. She looks like a posh mom who paints flowers, but there is some unknown stuff going on in that brain of hers.
@DenZhead
@DenZhead 4 жыл бұрын
She looks like the kind of mom who'll burn a grade schoolers bike just because they bumped into her kid.
@rewrose2838
@rewrose2838 4 жыл бұрын
Would be unacceptable and creepy for a man to do it
@catheriner999
@catheriner999 4 жыл бұрын
@@rewrose2838 Correct, that is part of the point of doing it. Male comedians make gross jokes about sex, rape, murdering women all the time with very little push back. Philips is intentionally explicit to challenge the idea that women should not be as vulgar as men, women just don't "get" that kind of comedy, and whether it's still funny when a woman does it to a man. tl;dr It's satire.
@forgiveninasong
@forgiveninasong 4 жыл бұрын
Smack The Pony is genuinely one of my favourite shows ever
@catheriner999
@catheriner999 4 жыл бұрын
@@forgiveninasong I've only ever seen clips but I can understand why.
@ElectroTherapyFTSoul
@ElectroTherapyFTSoul 4 жыл бұрын
God, this episode was amazing! Greg realizing how his trousers went missing, Sally fucking a water cooler, Mark's shattered soul after five months of dedication, and Aisling's fury over the bean tower. Every episode has been fun, but rarely do we get one brimming with this much gold!
@cassidyy6358
@cassidyy6358 4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else want to read Mark's book of Cheeky texts?
@briggyb
@briggyb 4 жыл бұрын
They should publish it. I would buy it.
@georgespellvin6859
@georgespellvin6859 4 жыл бұрын
Select texts are available in the Taskmaster book’s appendix.
@sophiaredwood5825
@sophiaredwood5825 4 жыл бұрын
MEEE
@cannibalbananas
@cannibalbananas 4 жыл бұрын
I would pay to see it too
@WonderLady
@WonderLady 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@curiousgangsta
@curiousgangsta 4 жыл бұрын
I always love watching this episode because when they talk about the apple bit, it's clear that Bob genuinely has no idea how much of a cult following he has online ❤️
@macbrowne5677
@macbrowne5677 4 жыл бұрын
Mark’s individual task was heart breaking
@paulpeterson1305
@paulpeterson1305 4 жыл бұрын
Sally is the weirdest but most charming person ever
@tjenadonn6158
@tjenadonn6158 4 жыл бұрын
It's telling that she stands out as the weird one in a season with Bob "Theft and Shrubbery" Mortimer.
@OntarioTrafficMan
@OntarioTrafficMan 4 жыл бұрын
@@tjenadonn6158 Bob "Wind-dried Puffin" Mortimer
@duckideva
@duckideva 4 жыл бұрын
I want to go have martinis with her and swap war stories.
@GundamGokuTV
@GundamGokuTV 4 жыл бұрын
As a 26 year old man, I, unsurprisingly, find her very charming if you catch my drift.
@tenerife_sea
@tenerife_sea 4 жыл бұрын
she looks like she's be the killer in a crime murder mystery story that no one suspects lol. an interesting character indeed.
@radhageorge
@radhageorge 4 жыл бұрын
I would genuinely pay money for Mark's book of cheeky texts
@VauxhaIIOpel
@VauxhaIIOpel 4 жыл бұрын
"The last thing I said as I left that gig was "who loses fucking trousers?"" Probably the best line ever.
@breannadexter6983
@breannadexter6983 4 жыл бұрын
Naming a different country every ten seconds ninety-two times is insanely impressive. 😱
@ЂорђеПавличић
@ЂорђеПавличић 4 жыл бұрын
Not really, but running around trying to do something else might be.
@RayFlemming7080
@RayFlemming7080 4 жыл бұрын
Ђорђе Павличић I mean personally, while I could probably name 92 countries fairly easily if I thought a bit, but naming 92 countries with only ten seconds between and without accidental repetition is quite impressive.
@ЂорђеПавличић
@ЂорђеПавличић 4 жыл бұрын
@@RayFlemming7080 Granted, the whole point of making them name countries is to prevent them from thinking about the actual task and how to accomplish it. For example, removing the leash, moving the table closer to the trolly and just taking it easy from there. And it might seem impressive, but it's really not. Not if you have a system, making sure not to repeat. Some of them went alphabetically, and that is valid. But personally I wouldn't go that way because it invites accidental repetition. Instead, I'd go geographically, from one continent, from east/west to the other naming bordering countries. That way you don't accidentally say Bolivia or Botswana twice. I simply don't think it's that impressive. And I was terrible in school.
@RayFlemming7080
@RayFlemming7080 4 жыл бұрын
Ђорђе Павличић both tasks distract from each other. On it’s own, creating a stack of cans is fairly easy. On its own, naming a bunch of countries is fairly easy. But having to run back every ten seconds makes stacking cans much more difficult, and being constantly distracted by another task makes making countries more difficult. The east to west strategy was my thought as well, and I sat down and tried it and got significantly over 92. Maybe it’s just me, but I personally work very badly under pressure and so it is still quite impressive for me to see him get such a high number while being distracted and with a certain time limit.
@ЂорђеПавличић
@ЂорђеПавличић 4 жыл бұрын
@@RayFlemming7080 Running back is the only limiting factor. So the pressure of time is only ever an issue if you know you can't name many countries so you have to cram as much work possible in as little time as your knowledge allows. If you can easily name over 92 countries, time pressure disappears. As you can just take your time to formulate a plan while standing next to Alex and naming a couple of countries in the meantime. After you do the things I mentioned in the earlier comment, you can literally stack a single can carefully, and then stand next to Alex to name the next country. Ok if you work badly under pressure, and take it as a measure of impressiveness then he should have scored less on your scale. Looking at it logically, while he did name 92 countries, he didn't do a terrific job of stacking the cans. 6, same as Bob who didn't name as many. That actually diminishes his 92 countries-count effort, as it proves he didn't preform well under pressure. But I don't think I can persuade you to change your stance, so let's agree to disagree :D
@benjaminkok1755
@benjaminkok1755 4 жыл бұрын
My new life goals: 1. Become british 2. Learn to be funny 3. Be a contestant on task master 4. Win Greg Davies head
@44almm
@44almm 4 жыл бұрын
not exacyly the taskmaster TV show but they are currently doing 'tasks from home' (or called something similar on the YT channel), so you could enter one of those and then have your video(...on the taskmaster YT)
@ipellaers
@ipellaers 4 жыл бұрын
@@briggyb She isn't British no, but neither is she funny.
@briggyb
@briggyb 4 жыл бұрын
@@ipellaers I think she's quite funny.
@ipellaers
@ipellaers 4 жыл бұрын
@@briggyb I'm sorry to hear that, but I'll assume you're a pleasant person otherwise.
@briggyb
@briggyb 4 жыл бұрын
@@ipellaers hahahaha!! I'd like to think I am.
@ciangrant3042
@ciangrant3042 4 жыл бұрын
Bob: it's a shame the task wasn't "make a good noise". Greg: WRITE THAT DOWN ALEX WRITE THAT DOWN
@rakibul27rabby
@rakibul27rabby 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't they actually do that task in another series?
@branulo1
@branulo1 3 жыл бұрын
@@rakibul27rabby yeah, last series had a live task with the best noise. I loved Noel’s.
@njujuznem6554
@njujuznem6554 3 жыл бұрын
@@rakibul27rabby Series 7, episode 3 "Make the best noise"
@TwoWholeWorms
@TwoWholeWorms 3 жыл бұрын
And thus was planned the seed for "Fart. Your time starts now." xD
@YeesaurusRex
@YeesaurusRex 4 жыл бұрын
Sally continues to both intensely arouse and disturb me at the same time
@Lady-Lilith
@Lady-Lilith 4 жыл бұрын
Oh man the episode where she somehow sensually shoved cake in Alex's armpits was so confusing... it's like if a stripper wore a clown mask; disturbing, arousing and confusing.
@ManchesterYOUnited
@ManchesterYOUnited 4 жыл бұрын
That’s the same affect that all blondes have on me.
@julietrayn8000
@julietrayn8000 4 жыл бұрын
She's so pretty and unhinged I love her I want her to be my mom
@ripdbtpoo1441
@ripdbtpoo1441 3 жыл бұрын
So normal she's highly arousing. Almost as much as Aisling. Referring to opinion of 3rd/4th person to post.I don't want a mother!
@ripdbtpoo1441
@ripdbtpoo1441 3 жыл бұрын
Bird Cup or something.
@thedmbgirl
@thedmbgirl Жыл бұрын
Alex's genuine delight at the statistics during the final task was a cherry on top of an episode filled with highlights.
@_Lynnteressant_
@_Lynnteressant_ 23 күн бұрын
If you don't mind, could you perhaps explain why the statistics were so pleasing? I'd look it up but I have no idea what keywords to use and the rest of the comment section (understandably) focuses on Mark's Very Bad Day
@RebeccaVukin
@RebeccaVukin 20 күн бұрын
⁠​⁠@@_Lynnteressant_ I think Alex just enjoys the numbers/statistics behind tasks!
@_Lynnteressant_
@_Lynnteressant_ 20 күн бұрын
@@RebeccaVukin Aah thanks, I was thinking too complicated
@MisterTingles
@MisterTingles 4 жыл бұрын
"Am I allowed to have these thoughts?" The catholic guilt is strong with this one...
@gaygoc
@gaygoc 4 жыл бұрын
literally!
@ЂорђеПавличић
@ЂорђеПавличић 4 жыл бұрын
Only decent people can have feelings of guilt.
@pendlera2959
@pendlera2959 3 жыл бұрын
@@ЂорђеПавличић Huh? Plenty of decent people have muted or absent emotion, and you can be a terrible person and feel guilty about some things.
@ЂорђеПавличић
@ЂорђеПавличић 3 жыл бұрын
@@pendlera2959 No, if you are a horrible person you simply don't care. Why would you deliberately do something you would feel bad about? You feel bad about doing something that goes against your system of value. If you are a decent person, you would feel bad. If you are a horrible person, you have no system of values, or they are so horrible it makes no difference. So, no.
@pendlera2959
@pendlera2959 3 жыл бұрын
@@ЂорђеПавличић So an alcoholic who feels bad about abusing their kids when they're drunk but keeps doing it is a decent person?
@drumbhoohoo
@drumbhoohoo 4 жыл бұрын
Guys this is why Greg never wears trousers
@rhea933
@rhea933 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Watson stole them!
@cohenlabe1
@cohenlabe1 4 жыл бұрын
Okay but why does he not film in landscape
@Scruffi
@Scruffi 4 жыл бұрын
@@cohenlabe1 That's on the next episode.
@frankiegargoyle7783
@frankiegargoyle7783 4 жыл бұрын
That's a knifes roomba you got there, pal
@PhiltheMoko
@PhiltheMoko 3 жыл бұрын
Bad dong
@Angie_P
@Angie_P 4 жыл бұрын
I seriously think Mark Watson should release the little book of cheeky texts. 5 months of work. He looked absolutely crushed when he didn't get any points for that.
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 4 жыл бұрын
people would buy it!
@deborahpolk1854
@deborahpolk1854 Жыл бұрын
so sorry 2 short, sally hugged him sweet
@laurenmontgomery421
@laurenmontgomery421 4 жыл бұрын
Bob: “it’s a shame the task isn’t make the best noise.” Series 7 Task: “Make the Best Noise” BY GOD HE’S DONE IT!!!!
@Case16710
@Case16710 4 жыл бұрын
I always thought Bob faked tearing the apple in half because he takes it out of frame several times. I assumed he was replacing the whole apple with a pre-cut one when it was out of sight. I didn’t know he could really do it until seeing him do it on Would I Lie To You. After seeing him do it on WILTY, I tried it myself. It was one of the hardest things I’ve done in a long time, but when I did it, I really impressed my 10 year old son, which was the other hardest thing I’ve done in a long time.
@CoRLex-jh5vx
@CoRLex-jh5vx 2 жыл бұрын
Now do a watermelon. That'll really impress him!
@THEPELADOMASTER
@THEPELADOMASTER Жыл бұрын
Some apples are easier than others. Some are really easy, some are near impossible
@zydreb.5934
@zydreb.5934 4 жыл бұрын
No ones gonna talk about the fact nish asked the swede about their opinion on sweden😂😂😂😂???
@goldenpony3460
@goldenpony3460 4 жыл бұрын
As soon as she answered it was clear she was Sweedish cos the Nordica tease each other lots unless she wasn't Nordic ofc
@JonaxII
@JonaxII 4 жыл бұрын
That was really obviously not a fin. No Fin would ever call Sweden a lovely country, right?
@sasikumarrajenthran4468
@sasikumarrajenthran4468 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah good on Nish to know about how Finns and Swedes talk about each others countries.
@lauraasimon8492
@lauraasimon8492 4 жыл бұрын
Technically could have been one of the many Sweden-Finns or Someone from Åland 🇦🇽🤭
@William-Morey-Baker
@William-Morey-Baker 4 жыл бұрын
Between him and Mark, they had it pretty well figured... I bet Mark appreciated someone actually asking a good question
@eod97
@eod97 4 жыл бұрын
The genuine distress on Marks face on not being awarded any points.... I can't help but die laughing every time, I'm evil
@youtube-kit9450
@youtube-kit9450 10 ай бұрын
Dude was so fucking shattered, I seriously was concerned he'd start breaking down and just start sobbing uncontrollably.
@ashleyng323
@ashleyng323 3 жыл бұрын
It amused me to hear Nish always calling Greg Davis "Gregory" when everyone else just uses the short form.
@jacobgarretson1748
@jacobgarretson1748 4 жыл бұрын
Continuing my trend of stating the obvious but funny details in this show, Sally said she was a “Water Cooler Virgin”. And then she filmed THAT.
@rold-hx8bu
@rold-hx8bu 4 жыл бұрын
I was wondering who was going to get bullied this season and can't say I was disappointed
@sarahkinsey5434
@sarahkinsey5434 4 жыл бұрын
I genuinely can't tell if it's Nish or Mark at this point
@tanyachadha2819
@tanyachadha2819 4 жыл бұрын
@Mayson C. yea lol
@babaopizza
@babaopizza 4 жыл бұрын
Greg was so mean with Mark in this episode ! Stealing his trousers was brilliant, and he didn't give him even one point for the 5 months of messaging, arghh !
@christianbarnay2499
@christianbarnay2499 3 жыл бұрын
But in the end Mark wins and keeps the trousers. And I'm sure that's exactly what he was texting to Greg during the credits. And that face Greg made when he realized how he "lost" his trousers was priceless.
@maxdecphoenix
@maxdecphoenix 3 жыл бұрын
if he wanted those points, he should have completed the task. He was told 150, not 148!
@studiocelestedesign
@studiocelestedesign 4 жыл бұрын
Scientifically speaking, I'm drying to know how Bob Mortimer's children turned out.
@maze1955
@maze1955 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Nish is always just happy to be there
@earlchow
@earlchow 4 жыл бұрын
28:55 "You asked him to do 150; he did only 148" "Oh then i can give him no points" THAT KILLED ME HAHHAAHHA
@jackthepokexpert4207
@jackthepokexpert4207 4 жыл бұрын
They should've given him points. It was pretty cheeky that he gave him a false number
@AlgaeGaming
@AlgaeGaming 4 жыл бұрын
It's hard that you get more invested in a season as the end gets closer
@frostyflames7864
@frostyflames7864 4 жыл бұрын
Did you have a stroke mate
@AlgaeGaming
@AlgaeGaming 4 жыл бұрын
@@frostyflames7864 Lmao last-minute edits strike again! Thanks for diagnosing me, I'm cured now
@RaggerBagger
@RaggerBagger Жыл бұрын
I just noticed that this balloon task is why Mark was the only person with a hand pump in the previous balloon task where they had to blow it to the circumference of a cucumber.
@BananePuddin
@BananePuddin 4 жыл бұрын
Greg pointing out that he's been made to swear made me realize...they don't bleep out the curses anymore.
@juanferrer5924
@juanferrer5924 4 жыл бұрын
I kinda wish they would Something about the bleep makes it funnier
@ILuvAyeAye
@ILuvAyeAye 3 жыл бұрын
I think they still make a family friendly version, but it doesn't seem to be the one on KZbin anymore.
@Torvaun
@Torvaun 2 жыл бұрын
Midway through series 4.
@Ten_Thousand_Locusts
@Ten_Thousand_Locusts 3 ай бұрын
​@juanferrer5924 no it absolutely doesn't
@namunaama
@namunaama 4 жыл бұрын
Just now learned that the music for Taskmaster is made by The Horne Section, a comedy band started by Alex Horne
@ILuvAyeAye
@ILuvAyeAye 4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever watched 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown? The Horne Section plays there in many episodes, they are very entertaining.
@ripdbtpoo1441
@ripdbtpoo1441 3 жыл бұрын
Look up episodes of 8 out of 10 cats does countdown when Alex + band were guests. And if you like Taskmaster...
@andracatheduckking257
@andracatheduckking257 3 жыл бұрын
the credits have the Horne Section credited for the title theme, but the rest of the music is made by other people
@krashd
@krashd 2 жыл бұрын
@@andracatheduckking257 When no other credits are given it means the entity behind the title theme also did the music throughout.
@CJMAXiK
@CJMAXiK 2 жыл бұрын
@@krashd well, there is a credit for "incidential music".
@TomTom-wm5ke
@TomTom-wm5ke 2 жыл бұрын
Bob deadpan expression as he asked about the wind-dried puffin was absolutely hilarious. He’s the kind of funny that I’ve never understood how people could be
@KelpTheGreat
@KelpTheGreat 3 күн бұрын
I can't believe people aren't talking about it more in the comments. The entire episode was named after that absolutely insane line, but why did he say it?! What does it mean?! 🤣
@d4rksol123
@d4rksol123 4 жыл бұрын
Im not sure if anyone takes coming in last in his stride as well as Nish does ! .. To be fair though, no one has had as much practice as him either lol
@jgg75
@jgg75 4 жыл бұрын
You know what they say, let's save the best till Nish.
@sfshinz
@sfshinz 4 жыл бұрын
Paul Chowdhry, innit.
@bcaye
@bcaye 2 жыл бұрын
I always assume they are paid for the gig. It makes no sense to sulk like a toddler excepting those times when they did brilliant and get disqualified on a minor issue.
@genieinthepot2455
@genieinthepot2455 2 жыл бұрын
@@bcaye of course they are paid for the gig. Or atleast they better be. And the show is a competition and they are contestants trying to win (and be funny). Being dissapointed you lost in the vast majority of contexts is a *very* human thing to do.
@bcaye
@bcaye 2 жыл бұрын
@@genieinthepot2455, I understand but you can express disappointment in a mature way. Or make it funny like Acaster and Wilkenson do. I'm referring to the ones who argue, sulk and generally throw a tantrum. Thing Sterling, Cooper, Sanders, Rizwan and now Love and Christie.
@canvacat
@canvacat 4 жыл бұрын
Yes one of my favourite prize tasks - right up there with Josh Widdicombe getting a tattoo
@sarahkinsey5434
@sarahkinsey5434 4 жыл бұрын
I think they should do a 'buy the taskmaster something' every season!
@herb_rolls
@herb_rolls 4 жыл бұрын
Sally is so smart and funny. I love her so much, each series needs that gentle intelligent energy like Mel was last season.
@sharonbeauty411
@sharonbeauty411 Жыл бұрын
She annoys me intensely. As does Mel.
@gartgart4757
@gartgart4757 3 жыл бұрын
Mark consistently goes one step beyond. Unfortunately it’s also always a step in the wrong direction.
@Taolan8472
@Taolan8472 2 жыл бұрын
He takes some of the greatest leaps. But yes, in the wrong direction.
@ILuvAyeAye
@ILuvAyeAye 3 жыл бұрын
Bob breaking the apple apart on WILTY has +2 million views now. I hope someone tells Bob, he seemed so surprised to hear 500,000 people had seen it.
@nina9346
@nina9346 4 жыл бұрын
Mark is going to need counseling after not getting points for his 5-month long task haha
@TwoWholeWorms
@TwoWholeWorms 3 жыл бұрын
Still not as brutal as Joe and the potathole-in-one. XD
@bcaye
@bcaye 2 жыл бұрын
Mark needed counseling prior to the series.
@LynneTendo
@LynneTendo 3 жыл бұрын
I love what Alex does on this show and he just has been shown writing odd tasks or letting contestants continue despite them clearly already having reached the rule-defined end of the task early, but this episode has it all coming together at once and this makes him look, especially compared to the previous episodes and seasons, make him look DRASTICALLY evil it's hilarious
@rocksgio
@rocksgio 4 жыл бұрын
this has to be the single most evil episode of Taskmaster so far
@Squiddytainment
@Squiddytainment 4 жыл бұрын
"You said 25 countries and had five cans, one less than Bob, who said 3."
@mnm1273
@mnm1273 3 жыл бұрын
only 2 actually seen as Greenland isn't a country (it's a part of Denmark)
@nanamilucia123
@nanamilucia123 4 жыл бұрын
The look on Greg's face at 2:40 when he registered what Mark had done LMAO
@theatrefan06
@theatrefan06 10 ай бұрын
The fact that BOTH of those ICONIC Mark moments are in the same episode is just ... chef's kiss.
@yellow6409
@yellow6409 4 жыл бұрын
Sally is so badass i love her so much
@binaryalgorithm
@binaryalgorithm 4 жыл бұрын
Even better than the salad 'date' with Alex
@Stressed_Geologist
@Stressed_Geologist Жыл бұрын
I love how Nish is always having fun despite failing spectacularly, it's genuinely wholesome and his laugh is so contagious
@JackDManheim
@JackDManheim 4 жыл бұрын
31:38 I love Aisling's subtle realization & subsequent frustration.
@florome
@florome 4 жыл бұрын
Nish: "I'm from Uruguay" Me, actually from Uruguay, surprised anyone would think of us in a task like this: ":O welcome"
@mitchaelhollingsworth1698
@mitchaelhollingsworth1698 4 жыл бұрын
uruguay is great, though i've mainly formed that opinion on the basis of really liking edinson cavani, luis suarez and nico lodeiro
@TheEbucks123
@TheEbucks123 4 жыл бұрын
I went to a Canadian bar while in Chamonix, France with a man I met from Uruguay! Nice people from there!
@tobiasgreven254
@tobiasgreven254 4 жыл бұрын
Well considering Mark named 92 countries you can safely bet he named it too
@pippa_peg
@pippa_peg 4 жыл бұрын
Sally is wonderfully crazy isn't she.... I love her.
@oliverokeeffe6379
@oliverokeeffe6379 3 жыл бұрын
"am i allowed to have these thoughts?" "I used to tether my donkey like this to keep it out of the kitchen"
@BlitzerXYZ
@BlitzerXYZ 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Stoke Greg's pants so Greg stole Marks Points in the first round
@SelySilvent
@SelySilvent 4 жыл бұрын
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I would die for Nish Kumar
@apollomars1678
@apollomars1678 4 жыл бұрын
and I would die by Nish Kumar
@TurboPenguin201
@TurboPenguin201 4 жыл бұрын
@@apollomars1678 i heard his kick is strong enough to knock over a water cooler
@apollomars1678
@apollomars1678 4 жыл бұрын
@@TurboPenguin201 i heard, he was "the Last" (survivor?!?) in Taskmaster.
@justincoleman3805
@justincoleman3805 4 жыл бұрын
Do it.
@ipellaers
@ipellaers 4 жыл бұрын
He'd let you. And rightly so.
@danielrose8305
@danielrose8305 3 жыл бұрын
Nish is so happy for Mark. Always. They keep hugging and smiling at each other. It's beautiful.
@kevindavis5966
@kevindavis5966 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, how can you bang a water cooler and still not win the whole show outright?
@justincoleman3805
@justincoleman3805 4 жыл бұрын
It was reward enough.
@moonstrick5889
@moonstrick5889 4 жыл бұрын
I love seeing the fact that all the past contestants in seasons have their own paintings with their season group.
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 4 жыл бұрын
where was that? I missed it.
@hugh_dancy
@hugh_dancy 3 жыл бұрын
i didnt see season 4's painting
@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786
@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 3 жыл бұрын
@@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 7:00
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 3 жыл бұрын
@@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 thank you…I think I was confused because those aren’t paintings.
@karelfinn2343
@karelfinn2343 4 жыл бұрын
Of the series I've been able to see thus far, this may genuinely be my favorite episode.
@matthewrabbit
@matthewrabbit 4 жыл бұрын
Forget Claire from Bon Appetit, I would die for Sally Phillips from Taskmaster.
@PokerJoker811
@PokerJoker811 4 жыл бұрын
I promised you the best episode of Taskmaster, and here it is. The best individual episode of Taskmaster that there has been as of yet. Between Mark's prize task,.the individual task, and Sally's...well. How can you do better?
@BlitzerXYZ
@BlitzerXYZ 4 жыл бұрын
I love Mark he is so good at the show but also so bad
@belg4mit
@belg4mit 4 жыл бұрын
There are several. Mark & Nish's song coming up is awesome, for instance. Although, if I recall correctly, it too is another miscarriage of justice at the hand of Mr. Davies.
@xoxoRS97
@xoxoRS97 4 жыл бұрын
Wow thanks what would I do without your promises.
@richardgurney1844
@richardgurney1844 2 жыл бұрын
Series 7 Episode 7 would be my pick - another good one
@iliketrains3495
@iliketrains3495 2 жыл бұрын
@@belg4mit They did win with that task, but only got 3 points instead of 5
@Eryc001
@Eryc001 4 жыл бұрын
Between Mark and Aisling this is such a devastating episode haha
@captainchaos3667
@captainchaos3667 3 жыл бұрын
I love how genuinely angry Aisling got on the cans task. Poor Aisling. And what a brilliantly funny task. This program really is gold. 😂
@laurenmontgomery421
@laurenmontgomery421 4 жыл бұрын
I’m just imagining the country-can stacking thing “And now, the nations of the world, brought to you by ____” for each person XD
@graup1309
@graup1309 4 жыл бұрын
Instead of "Italy, Turkey and Greece" it's just "Italy, Italy, Italy"
@CoRLex-jh5vx
@CoRLex-jh5vx 2 жыл бұрын
I like how everyone waves or makes a funny expression when they're introduced, except for poor Mark looking like he just got complimented by someone he doesn't like
@RealBradMiller
@RealBradMiller 2 жыл бұрын
Well put, my friend.
@peterbiscuit3530
@peterbiscuit3530 4 жыл бұрын
Where is the transcript of Mark's texts? I need to read them!
@p.sandratangkulung6451
@p.sandratangkulung6451 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, this happened AFTER the WILTY episode where Greg doesn't believe that Bob can rip an apple with his bare hands, right? I thought Bob already knew how to peel boiled egg then... I'm confused
@Yeah_Whocares
@Yeah_Whocares 4 жыл бұрын
The task was 5 months before the studio segment. So there is at least a 5 month window for him to learn the egg peeling and go on WILTY. I got 5 months from the text message challenge. It would also explain why it was only 500,000 hits.
@Lady-Lilith
@Lady-Lilith 4 жыл бұрын
I believe the task was filmed before WILTY while the filming of this episode was filmed after WILTY. That's the only way that this would make sense I think.
@truantbuick
@truantbuick 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes Bob's memory is like fingerprints on an abandoned... handrail.
@ksmwmmw
@ksmwmmw 4 жыл бұрын
I think in Bob's comedy time is not a straight line...the WILTY episode is from 2015, so way before this
@gptd7178
@gptd7178 4 жыл бұрын
Crazy as this may sound, Bob will sometimes lie for the sake of comedy. He doesn't genuinely present both pork pies and broccoli on the same spinning elephant unit, and frankly I doubt that he's ever actually met any South African gangbangers.
@andromidius
@andromidius Жыл бұрын
I do love how Bob is always so chipper, like he's just happy to be there.
@rp7155
@rp7155 Ай бұрын
He was fed up!
@kellyla8726
@kellyla8726 4 жыл бұрын
alex's awkwardness is exactly my type of humor
@PapaTrike
@PapaTrike Жыл бұрын
Sally is the definition of don't judge a book by it's cover. Smart seemingly respectable women fucking a water cooler. Never change.
@nmbassy
@nmbassy 4 жыл бұрын
"Hello there, Andy" 😂😂😂
@ckyisyourfuture
@ckyisyourfuture 4 жыл бұрын
it's very strange to me how much satisfaction i get out of specifically the glow-in-the-dark tape man
@whatsabryan
@whatsabryan 3 жыл бұрын
I needed a cigarette break after watching Sally’s water cooler moment.
@mylatahiri2572
@mylatahiri2572 4 жыл бұрын
I have to pause this show whenever I take a drink because I can't trust that I won't burst out laughing in the three seconds that takes
@jameslaine2472
@jameslaine2472 4 жыл бұрын
When they started talking about the texts, and Greg commented about it being his actual phone number, I was mid-drink and ended up soaking my laptop. I had trouble cleaning it up too, due to laughing so hard still.
@theodoesthings
@theodoesthings 2 жыл бұрын
that image of Bob Mortimer grinning from ear to ear clutching two halves of an apple either side of his face is an absolute masterpiece, I would like it framed.
@chrisjohn85
@chrisjohn85 4 жыл бұрын
What a wonderful thing Bob did for his son, he seems like a wonderful human being.
@gustavoroman2214
@gustavoroman2214 2 жыл бұрын
I love that they referenced Would I lie to you, it makes it feel like there's a panel show cinematic universe, otherwise known as the UK
@fransmars1645
@fransmars1645 3 жыл бұрын
Greg's entire life has led up to being the Taskmaster. No one else will do.
@paulhudson8725
@paulhudson8725 8 ай бұрын
I like this season, simply because of how Nish and Mark are here for each other
@andrewrowland3920
@andrewrowland3920 4 жыл бұрын
I thought Joe's toss was the greatest tragedy in Taskmaster history. Until Mark got 0 points. Simply heartbreaking.
@benzaiten933
@benzaiten933 4 жыл бұрын
Mark was shattered to learn only he did the text message thing. love this show!
@ricardobezerra2712
@ricardobezerra2712 3 жыл бұрын
14:40 that is Nish's laughter used as a prize task in the first episode of the season! And yes, I've watched season 5 this much
@penguinkaiser
@penguinkaiser 3 жыл бұрын
At 32:06 when Aisling was naming “countries” in anger she actually named my city, Guadalajara
@raimarulightning
@raimarulightning 4 жыл бұрын
I love the bro hug that Mark and Noah shared when Mark won, lmao
@penguinkaiser
@penguinkaiser 2 жыл бұрын
This for me is the best episodes of Taskmaster ever, it has everything. The stolen troussers, Sally and her water cooler, Mark’s texts, Bob and his apple, Aisling failing with the cans.
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