Sex Sent Me To The ER: 440 lb Virgin Dub

This man has a KILLER FUPA.
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[@subnormality5854]

I have enough decency to have never watched this show before, so I assume this is 100% accurate to the TV version

[@azza-in_this_day_and_age]

welcome previously uncultured swine

[@MikehMike01]

it’s cringey and heavily overacted

[@maxkliegl1951]

​@Don't Read My Profile Picture 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[@rick_4132]

I always prfered untold stories of the er better

[@Jkizzle4996]

@@MikehMike01 girl def just there to be on TV

[@AtomicTheSniper]

The chihuahua being dubbed as having a bigger bark killed me hahahha

[@mtrondson]

I didn’t even notice it haha.

[@DV-ou1yu]

Now I notice it lol

[@Paintballman411]

Was totally not ready to hear a chihuahua's bark sound like a German Shepard.

[@4050N]

They named it Queso 🫠

[@RedLineBandits]

After all these years you guys still got it 😂

[@jimdobbs1350]

They never lost it😤

[@alyssamiseveth8456]

Gosh don't they!!!

[@rocketgrunthyunho]

666th like heh

[@kayagorzan]

They just keep getting better

[@johnnypumpkins9300]

Its ok. Bad Lip Reading is hard to beat though.

[@JBrotsis1]

The best part of Jaboody is when they do subtle, background comedy. Like when the camera turns to the girls but you can hear the doctor in the backdrop saying you can break your dick in half 😂

[@forkboy3309]

or the plants vs. zombies music playing in the hospital 😆

[@kj7792]

Right? Classic

[@jimmyjam7704]

True

[@pandemoneus7161]

this was funny until you used that emoji

[@JBrotsis1]

@@pandemoneus7161 704 people disagree with you.

[@MikehMike01]

The TV doctor in this is the best part

[@DarkKingsWrath]

especially when you could hear him in the background

[@karisbish]

@@DarkKingsWrathYES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@sydepipez]

“You can’t shit out of your dick.” 🤣🤣☠️☠️ JFC 😂☠️

[@cheeseburgah563]

"If you don't shut that dog up, I'm gonna squirt on HIM" I'm freaking dying from that line

[@VoiceOverCarlos]

Let’s go Queso!

[@sFeral]

surprised he didn't say EAT

[@clark987878]

I put the the cheese on Queso lickitty SHPLIT

[@DeenHoward]

And the deep bark from such a small dog 😂

[@dannygreen5477]

Thanks for sharing.

[@sbomorse]

"Bigoted brain damage" 😂 So good to see you guys putting out more content - you crack me up!

[@silverpacmanninja]

“Bigoted Brain Damage” and “What’s Up Hard Hat” freaking KILLED ME 😂😂😂

[@cation234]

Greetings from Taiwan. As a native Mandarin speaker, your dub really helped me improve my English listening ability, and it's a funny way to learn.

[@RyanTaylorNUFC]

Me love you long time

[@sylvrwolflol]

Honestly? Respect lmao

[@cation234]

@@sylvrwolflol No kidding. I discovered this channel two years ago by accident and became a fan since then.

[@thekingofmoney2000]

@@RyanTaylorNUFCis that what you tell your sister?

[@jakethesnakelover]

The doctor rambling about dumb misconceptions in the background had me giggling.

[@seabass9753]

3:32 bruh I’ve never laughed this hard in years, you guys got me wheezing😂

[@ravevolution]

I'm with you there, my gut still hurts from laughing soo much🤣😂🤣

[@shaneh9591]

The fucking rushed countdown lmfao he goes Threee--two1 and puts her head in the wall 🤣😂

[@AedanBlackheart]

The bun went inside the wall! 😂

[@aaaa6824]

my sides hurt

[@freshvaggies]

“Did you cum?”

[@KuroCartoonist]

I want to hear an isolated clip of the doctor explaining how the human body works.

[@jackkraken3888]

Right? I need to send it to some of my friends, especially the squirting part. I need to prove it to them and especially Jennifer that it's just pee. Jennifer I know you're a nun and all that but squirt is just pee!

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

The perplexed doctor ranting on the TV was hysterical from beginning to end 😂

[@RadekCrazy1]

I lost my shit at the "black" medic. His face was priceles and fit soo well LMAO 🤣😂

[@ytmndan]

Why did you put "black" in quotes?

[@alpachinko9154]

He's actually black though. Not doing blackface

[@RadekCrazy1]

@@ytmndan Because I am not from the US or the other country where black people are common so I was afraid to write black people directly since I am confused with the new neoliberal woke snowflake policy that goes in the US and was afraid i write something racist or upset somebody.

[@ytmndan]

@@RadekCrazy1 So... putting quotes around something often means that you are restating a given premise without accepting its validity.

[@alpachinko9154]

@@RadekCrazy1 "the other country"? You know black people exist in more than 2 counties right? Also, as a black person, none of us care about being called black. It's what is colloquially accepted. The issue arises, when people pretend that our skin colour isn't a part of our identity. Just like anyone's skin colour, including white people.

[@GarrettFruge]

"Her dad owns a Golden Corral" 😂

[@hollowaang5284]

3:47 I laughed so hard at that. 😂😂😂

[@WillMorgan89]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HeisenbergFam]

Gotta love how casually bro came out of nowhere after 3 months, what a mad lad

[@Shocknfunk]

Ngl you kinda scare me that you’re showing up at like 90% of the stuff I watch daily.

[@DavidRados]

@@Shocknfunk Bro you ain't lying, dudes everywhere.

[@YotaakGFX]

@@Shocknfunk bro same here, he is always top comment too.

[@LtSprinkulz]

​@@anotherland2462 triggered

[@spelingnatzee]

​@@LtSprinkulz bro I think he is bro

[@Joseph-mu1zb]

"Missile systems are locked and loaded! Engaging the target in 3..2.1" got me right in the feels 🤣😂

[@trevorghalt1881]

Did I come? the hot dog never went inside the bun because the bun went inside the wall! That line is delivered beautifully😂😂

[@alpachinko9154]

I dunno, did you?

[@jimmyjam7704]

True

[@RavenAngel59]

I died at Queso's unusually deep bark 😂

[@cherryhazard8002]

"Here is a pamphlet about human sexuality, we give this to our special needs patients who just found out about it and wanna know how it works." I am deceased LOL.

[@Yisrael_Teshuvah]

Wow. So that’s where all the different genders are coming from. Special needs people reading the sex ed pamphlet wrong. :0

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

People still say "I'm deceased"?

[@BottoEntertainment]

"If you don't shut that dog up, I'm gonna squirt on him." That line had me in stitches.

[@indigothecat]

"OK, let's go, Queso."

[@OnlyNolesknow]

You guys are amazing in everything you do. Never stop. Much love.

[@Alchemymasta]

@@Aiel-Necromancerso why comment

[@Trollololololful]

@@Alchemymasta Why be a douche canoe?

[@jimmyjam7704]

True

[@christopherw2233]

The eating sounds never get old.

[@magmathon2]

I cried laughing when tubby plowed his girlfriend through the wall, but actually, I thought he was going to suffocate her😂😂😂

[@Keznen]

Yeah was expecting him to crush her to death. XD

[@username1212b]

I'm so happy you uploaded! Love this damn channel! 😂😂

[@dimitrijenikolic2314]

Ain't that the gods truth!

[@michaelbutler1619]

I've been a huge fan of you guys ever since I saw the OxiClean dub back in 2009. Your humor never changed, but in the best way possible!

[@Dusterdimmu81]

It’s insane how long they have been around.

[@LtSprinkulz]

Same! I remember playing Left 4 Dead 2 and obsessively quoting those dubs with my friends!

[@Ryan-bl5wz]

"Sometimes when I use OxiClean, I make stains of my own"- Billy Mays

[@CliveWarren69]

"You cantShitOutYourDick"😂😂😂 Jaboody still hilarious as ever i think i have showed everybody in my family your channel🤣

[@ADeadlierSnake]

Wow, this is the best dub I've seen from this channel in years. Hilarious!

[@jimk9314]

It actually seemed like this show was made by this channel then redubbed, that's how perfectly it fit that bun.

[@Lootroq]

@@jimk9314 Yeah that's what it looks like

[@CamrosMedia]

TRUUEEE

[@thelegendaryck]

Yeah they fell off after their couple years of good stuff, a couple hits every so often still though

[@CharlieSheensTigerBlood]

3:43 "Whats up Hard Hat?" Idk why that made laugh so damn hard

[@JIREX]

3:43 LMAOOOO “Hey, what’s going on hard-hat?”

[@tumsfestival8027]

3:47 that dub matched the video so well it could’ve been the real dialogue 😂

[@This-Is-Nick]

I'm having a real hard time imagining that the actual dialogue is much different than the dub 🤣

[@GameGhost1]

"They woulda locked me up for mass penicide!" 😂🎉

[@michelhv]

That’s the guy who was pining for Mike Lindell in the MyPillow infomercial, prove me wrong!

[@TaylorJRummel]

You're a real fan.

[@jeanblaaa]

I missed you guys. I sometimes put your videos on the background when I’m feeling anxious or sad and it always helps

[@gzuz4148]

That was the most out of context notification ive ever gotten

[@hairstonwilliams2770]

Please don't stop doing these. I never laughed so hard as I've done watching all the previous dubs, especially Cathy!

[@RLHvanDijk]

That's going to be hard, because from what i remember they got strikes back then (around the time when they uploaded a year ago, i believe they even had to remove a couple of vids from KZbin to be clear), since then they have uploaded them on other platforms. I would like them to see uploading dubs on KZbin again too, but with the way things are on this platform, i doubt it's going to happen.

[@smiter2]

Head banging the wall had me in tears lmfao

[@ghoulfriendofyournightares1286]

At first I'm all wondering "WTF am I watching?" But then it took a hard turn at 3:18, I loled my @ss off so very hard.

[@justinermert8749]

This video had me laughing the whole time, the “ohhhmmmm” with every bite and every kiss!😂😂

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

That doctor is so smart, I stopped drinking squirt after listening to him, and I’ve been feeling much better!

[@AJDaniels5298]

1:05 "I had to tell you roommate to go fuck herself because she was being weird" made me laugh so hard I woke up MY roommate.

[@Darth_Memus]

Words cannot describe how beautiful this dub was. Love your videos guys! Keep up the great work, it’s comedy gold!

[@Cluv22]

I FREAKIN MISSED YALL BOYS!! GLAD to see yall back!!

[@SenorAvocadoMan]

Less than 30 minutes of this video being posted I already laughed my ass off love your work Jaboody

[@jeremyhayes9793]

Yes!!! Back to the good ol' dub roots!! Yall need to do more dubs n movie commentary tracks!

[@thegoldenstation9723]

0:01 that classic eating sound

[@noahschultz9031]

Welcome back fellas, hilarious as always

[@Panny_T]

This is what we have been waiting for!!!!! Thank you boys!❤

[@the_broly_arms]

You boys have absolutely outdone yourself. This broke me beyond repair. I haven't laughed that hard in... uh, well, ever! Another awesome dub!

[@_SimpleJack_]

That dog bark had me in stitches!

[@aspoonfullofkiwi]

MY NOSTALGIA HITTING HARD ASF RN I MISSED YOU GUYS

[@zanzibarforever]

Always warms my heart to see a new dub

[@AllenMZim]

This had me in stitches! It's great to see you guys uploading again! 😂

[@RLHvanDijk]

They´ve literally not gone (see their other channel(s), it´s just that it´s hell to put dubs in here, they have found other ways, but not on KZbin. If remember correctly the channel almost got cancelled because of copyright claims and shit like that (even if those were false, you are not going to take risks and find out).

[@AllenMZim]

@@RLHvanDijk I'm well aware of all of that. I follow their other channels. Excuse me for being excited about this particular channel uploading another dub…

[@-iIIiiiiiIiiiiIIIiiIi-]

1:20 "Who's ready for that 2 for $3?"

[@kronosis1337]

Dude its been years since I first say you featured on G4 Attack Of The Show. And im still loving the vids.

[@blackbeardgamer5909]

I freaking love this channel lol. Glad you are still making these!

[@drewdrew719coloradosprings6]

That whole squirt segment had me rolling...and the dog was named Queso (cheese) and there were chips on the table 🤣🤣🤣!

[@zinkpopovitch9519]

Finally a video about your twitch chat

[@noeelenes2825]

So happy y’all came back 😭🙏🏼, ever since your guy’s Bigfoot video got copyrighted, life hasn’t been the same :(

[@joerangel7633]

I love Jaboody. I watch and listen to these guys all the time. I hope to become a future Patreon some day

[@DemonPorkRAWR]

Always good to see a Jaboody upload. 👍🏾

[@deanthomas7003]

It's always a good day when Jaboody Dubs uploads a new video.😂

[@PianoKeyzOfficial]

lmao, glad you're back. Keep uploading.

[@tommyshelby2787]

You guys are best. I still watch Dub it Out. 😂 please bring back Dub it Out and dubbing movies. Never stop. 🤘🏻

[@NJRangerGeorge]

Glad you are back making these gem of funny videos. 😂👍

[@SirWhiskersThe3rd]

Good God how I have missed your content. keep up the fantastic work :-)

[@jackhandey3290]

You must have lived under a rock, beneath the Geico peeps ( kzbin.info/www/bejne/aXPLZnZsjL6fbbs )

[@BossPlayas]

This channel is probably the top of all the funniest channels out there. Found this channel 2 weeks ago and thought it came to an end, but i guess it didn't lol

[@seth12786]

Bruh the ending, that punch line was glorious

[@KnownAsChris]

First of all. I thought the dude was gonna end up in the ER 💀 🤣 what a twist And second. The dub for the chihuahua bark omg 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣 You still got it, Jaboody.

[@majorsinclair]

It's a good day to see a Jaboody Dubs video Long live VOD GANG!

[@jonathanrios8316]

"Hey! What's going on hard hat" shit had me dying I had to pause the video 😂

[@thefray123]

These guys are just a blessing to the world

[@kait_herring]

I almost peed myself watching this “If you don’t shut that dog up I’m gonna squirt on him” 😂😂😂

[@ninja1man4u]

Hell yes yall still put out bangers!!

[@datguyanton]

I needs more of these. I needs jaboody in my life. Lol love y’all still give out the best of the best

[@DarkRipper117]

Bruh, lol that doc was the best part...welcome back boys.

[@frankfortune]

I never expect to cry-laugh, but they do it to me every time.

[@OpiatedBliss]

The docs in jaboody vids are always hilarious

[@Pr3DaToR15]

Such iconic voices !! Love you man!

[@UraniumFever88]

0:55 perfect cropdusting technique

[@marsella527]

I swear, I did not expect that was the reason she went to the ER 🤣🤣🤣

[@thatboy353]

Bro that foreplay talk damn near took me out... "your guess is as good as mine" is absolutely mad lmao

[@user-jv1dw9nf9k]

Finally! Glad to have y’all back😊

[@Slingersbullseye]

This is next level. Comedy is always evolving and this is proof of that.

[@Xtermin8ter]

Laughed SO loud when she went through the wall. xD Was NOT expecting that - haha!! You're golden. As always.

[@skwaab]

Jaboody Dubs still out here killing it every time

[@Percussionists]

hell yessss these are the types of dubs that slap, this and the Beyond Scared Straight video, that one is iconic

[@Jericho3030150]

Yo, that dogs bark had me dying

[@AmpliFreQuency]

Bigoted brain damage is legendary 😂

[@Mr.Apples73]

This is a gosh damn gold mine. And a health benefit because of the laughs, thank you.

[@nthgth]

I'd this show like, 1000 Ways to Almost Die? Lmao you guys still got it! Please never stop making these!

[@lebronwade8551]

I don't know why I laughed hard knowing the dog's name is Queso lol

[@yeanah2571]

"It's like you got bigoted brain damage"

[@katrinasollis3958]

Omg you guys are the freaking goat! I’ve been watching for the past 10 years or so and you just get better and better!

[@deltaroo420]

Jaboody is the king of one-liners. Non-stop funny

[@taylorjackson6091]

The man the myth jaboody

[@JChuleta]

This soft core porn ep was hilarious.

[@krumko]

That background music near the end took me back to that place. Love you boys! This was a much needed dub.